Just what cheeses the average Jambo off?

THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS AND PEOPLE THAT AT TIMES MAKE A MERE MORTAL JAMBO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY PISSED OFF!!

LISTED BELOW ARE A FEW EXAMPLES AND THE SINNERS CONCERNED:

1. TlCKETALLOCATION:-

HEART OF MIDLOTHIAN NEVER FAIL TO SURPRISE ME WITH THEIR ALLOCATION POLICY (OR LACK OF) EXAMPLE:HEARTS V KILMARNOCK - IN EXCESS OF 13,000 JAMBO SEATS
HEARTS V RANGERS OR CELTIC - MAXIMUM OF 11,000/12,000 JAMBO SEATS HOW? WHY?
IF WE CAN ALL BUT SELL OUR TICKETS AGAINST KILLIE WHY THE HELL ARE WE NOT GIVEN THE CHANCE TO DO SO AGAINST THE WEDGIE SHIT!!
GIVING THE SOAP DODGERS 5,000 TICKETS IS AN ABSOLUTE SLAP IN THE FACE. SURELY THE SCHOOL END (OR ROSEBURN STAND IF YOU'RE FUSSY) IS MORE THAN ENOUGH.
HMFC OWE IT TO THE CLEAN LlViNG PEOPLE OF EDINBURGH TO KEEP THE AMOUNT OF THIS SHIT TRAVELLING TO OUR SHORES TO A MINIMUM.

2. GERRY McNEE

JUST WHO DOES THIS TOSSER THINK HE IS?
DON'T FORGET THIS WANKER SLAGGED OFF OUR PATCH WHILST WE WERE UNDERTAKING IMPROVEMENTS JUST BECAUSE HE COULDN'T HIDE HIS FAT FRAME UNDER COVER SO HE COULD HOLD HIS PHONE IN.
PISS OFF McNEE THE PHONE IN WAS ONLY FOR THE BENEFIT OF YOUR VASTLY INFLATED EGO!!

3. PSEUDO WEDGIES

THOSE WHO FOLLOW, FOLLOW FROM EDINBURGH TO THE WEST!! IDIOTS!!
IF THESE PEOPLE FIND THE URGE TO FLOCK WEST TO SEEK THEIR FOOTBALL PLEASURE THEN THE CITY OF EDINBURGH COUNCIL SHOULD IMPLEMENT THE FOLLOWING RESTRICTIONS UPON THEM

A- THEY SHOULD BE MADE TO CO-HABITATE WITH HUNDREDS OF SIMILAR TYPES WITHIN HIGH RISE BUILDINGS (SHOULD MAKE THEM FEEL AT HOME)
B- THEY SHOULD ONLY BE ALLOWED TO DRINK FOUL TONIC WINE BY THE BOTTLE AND NOT BE ALLOWED IN THE CAPITALS WATERING HOLES.
C- THEY SHOULD BE MADE TO SCAVENGE FOR FOOD ALONG WITH THE LEITHERS
D- THEY MUST ADD THE WORDS "BY THE WAY" OR "PURE DEAD BRILLANT' TO THE END OF EVERY PHRASE THEY UTTER.
E- USE OF SOAP AND DEODORANT SHALL BE STRICTLY PROHIBITED.

GLORY HUNTING BASTARDS!!! SUPPORT YOU LOCAL TEAM.

FOREVER IN MAROON
STEVEN J. HARDIE

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