Catch 22 - Gary Locke
1. As is being proposed in cricket, which song would you choose to accompany you onto the pitch?
It's getting better (Man) - by Oasis
2. If you were a pigeon, who (or what) would you shit on and why?
Easter Road (for obvious reasons)
3. What posters did you have on your walls as a kid?
Hearts posters, legends like Willie Gibson, Willie Petigrew etc!
4. What really pisses you off outside of football?
When your on a night out and everybody talks about football.
5. What football team did you support as a boy?
Hearts
6. If you weren't a footballer what would you be doing for a living now?
Signing on the dole.
7. What opposing player has wound you up most recently?
None come to mind.
8. What did you do on your last day off?
Tried to play golf.
9. What was the best telly programme you watched last week?
Only fools and horses.
10. What is the worst thing you have ever had shouted at you from the crowd?
Nothing I could print - its all from away fans.
11. Best, Lager, Vodka, Hooch, Cider or Wine.
Them all.
12. Tikka Masala, Sweet & Sour, McDonalds or Pizza?
McDonalds
13. What is your favourite restaurant?
Chiquitto's at Craigpark (Mexican)
14. What is the best video you have watched recently?
The Robbie Fowler story
15. Where is your favourite holiday destination?
Magaluf, Gran Canaria
16. What is the most complicated meal that you have ever cooked yourself?
Microwave Chips
17. What is your best moment as a Hearts player to date?
Winning the semi finals against Aberdeen and beating Hibs
18. What is your favourite terracing song to get you motivated?
Hello Hello we are the Gorgie Boys
19. What would be your dream date?
The two sisters from Sweet Valley High
20. Who would you pay good money to go and see (dead ir alive)?
Kenny Dalglish and Gazza
21. What was the last concert that you went to see?
M. People
22a. What type of car do you drive at the moment?
Rover 400
22b. If you had the dosh, what type of car would you like to drive?
A BMW or a Merc
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