Catch 22 - Paul Ritchie

1. As is being proposed in cricket, which song would you choose to accompany you onto the pitch?

The boys are back in town (Thin Lizzie)

2. If you were a pigeon, who (or what) would you shit on and why?

Easter Road (for obvious reasons)

3. What posters did you have on your walls as a kid?

Aeroplane postcards and posters

4. What really pisses you off outside of football?

Politics

5. What football team did you support as a boy?

Hearts

6. If you weren't a footballer what would you be doing for a living now?

A P.E. Teacher

7. What opposing player has wound you up most recently?

Dean Windass because he is always trying to place Aberdeen above Hearts

8. What did you do on your last day off?

Played golf

9. What was the best telly programme you watched last week?

Friends

10. What is the worst thing you have ever had shouted at you from the crowd?

Ritchie, your nothing but an arsehole (from a Hearts fan)

11. Best, Lager, Vodka, Hooch, Cider or Wine.

Not fussy

12. Tikka Masala, Sweet & Sour, McDonalds or Pizza?

Tikka Masala

13. What is your favourite restaurant?

Edinburgh Rendezvous

14. What is the best video you have watched recently?

Jerry McGuire

15. Where is your favourite holiday destination?

Cyprus

16. What is the most complicated meal that you have ever cooked yourself?

Sweet & Sour chicken and fried rice

17. What is your best moment as a Hearts player to date?

Reaching two cup finals

18. What is your favourite terracing song to get you motivated?

The Hearts song

19. What would be your dream date?

Cameron Diaz

20. Who would you pay good money to go and see (dead ir alive)?

Michael Jackson

21. What was the last concert that you went to see?

Erasure

22a. What type of car do you drive at the moment?

Corsa Sport

22b. If you had the dosh, what type of car would you like to drive?

M.G.

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