Catch 22 - Colin Cameron

1. As is being proposed in cricket, which song would you choose to accompany you onto the pitch?

Tin Tin Out - Strings for Yasmin (The theme for the Premiership on SKY)

2. If you were a pigeon, who (or what) would you shit on and why?

Easter Road (for obvious reasons)

3. What posters did you have on your walls as a kid?

Sam Fox

4. What really pisses you off outside of football?

People who talk about politics

5. What football team did you support as a boy?

Raith Rovers

6. If you weren't a footballer what would you be doing for a living now?

A lorry driver

7. What opposing player has wound you up most recently?

Andy McLaren

8. What did you do on your last day off?

Played Golf

9. What was the best telly programme you watched last week?

Friends

10. What is the worst thing you have ever had shouted at you from the crowd?

Your nothing but a lesbian.

11. Best, Lager, Vodka, Hooch, Cider or Wine.

Budweiser

12. Tikka Masala, Sweet & Sour, McDonalds or Pizza?

McDonalds

13. What is your favourite restaurant?

Maxims (Cantonese)

14. What is the best video you have watched recently?

Fled

15. Where is your favourite holiday destination?

Magaluf, Gran Canaria

16. What is the most complicated meal that you have ever cooked yourself?

Beef Stirfry

17. What is your best moment as a Hearts player to date?

Beating Hibs on New Years Day

18. What is your favourite terracing song to get you motivated?

Hearts Hearts Glorious Hearts

19. What would be your dream date?

A night out with my wife!

20. Who would you pay good money to go and see (dead ir alive)?

Maradonna

21. What was the last concert that you went to see?

Tina Turner

22a. What type of car do you drive at the moment?

Escort

22b. If you had the dosh, what type of car would you like to drive?

A BMW

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