Vermin joke

Hearts were playing hibs at Easter Road when the team bus broke down and only Robbo and Jim Jeffries could make it on time.

They were in the dressing room before the game and Jeffries said 'Robbo, We'll just have to go and do the best we can'.

So Robbo and Jeffries take on hibs themselves. At half-time it was 0-0 and when they were in the dressing room Jeffries got a phonecall saying his wife was in labour.

'Robbo, you'll have to play them yourself' he says. So Robbo went out and played alone against hibs.

He came back after the game and Robbo was sitting in the dressing room with his head in his hands

'What happened ?' Jim asked

Robbo replied ' The good news is we won 1-0 but the bad news is I got sent off with 10 minutes to go !'

Murray Forbes

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