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Guest House Paradiso - Well it's just what you expect from Bottom really isn't it? Full of sick jokes, sick scenes and sick people. It's GRRRREAT! True, it does go on a little bit, but at all times you're either laughing or puking - in the extreme BOTH! NB: only watch this if you like Bottom (obvious as it may sound my mate came with me and moaned all the way through!) - 8/10

The Out of Towners - AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! A bloody family film! Why did I even go and see this? Oh yeah, it's 'cos I was late for Bowfinger. Well, Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn in cheesy 80's rip off. With John Cleese playing Basil Fawlty ("You saw the 'Do Not Disturb' sign and knocked to see if it was meant to be there?") - 4/10

Go! - A very enjoyable film once the opening scenes are out of the way. Centering around the drug culture in America, this far-fetched storyline offers many quality laughs and plenty of action... and of course a happy ending. - 7/10

Cruel Intentions - A film centering around a bet made by half-brother/sister that he can't get the daughter's virgin headmaster into bed. Obviously a surreal storyline but a must-see for all perverts. Really enjoyable, apart from the dreadfully cheesy ending. Talk about preaching to the perverted! - 8/10

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