The latest
jokes sent to me:
Q: Why did the banana go
to the doctors?
A: Because it was not peeling very well!
Q: What did the scarf say to the hat?
A: You go on a head and I will hang round!
How do
you make an apple puff?
Chase it round the kitchen!!
How does the moon cut his hair?
He clips it! (eclipse it!)
Q: What cheese
is MADE backwards?
A: Edam!!
Q: What is a mouses favourite game?
A: Hide and squeak!!
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