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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says, "yes you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist.

"I do. How did you know?"

"Well, everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

"And you must work in business management."

"I do - but how did you know?"

"Well you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."


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Pictures, Songs and Ideas > John's chuckles > Baloon Navigation / John Dubery / 26 Sept 2000