- ask a kindergarten teacher ...
- To get to the other side.
- ask Plato ...
- For the greater good.
- ask Aristotle ...
- It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
- ask CNN ...
- We will get back to the chicken shortly.
- ask Karl Marx ...
- It was an historical inevitability.
- ask Timothy Leary ...
- Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
- ask Saddam Hussein ...
- This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
- ask Ronald Reagan ...
- I forgot.
- ask Captan James T. Kirk ...
- To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
- ask Hippocrates ...
- Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
- ask Andersen Consulting
- a précis would not do this justice - for the full text click here
- ask Louis Farrakhan ...
- The road, you see, represents the black man. The
chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
- ask Martin Luther King Jr. ...
- I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
- ask Moses ...
- And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
- ask Fox Mulder ...
- You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
- ask Bill Clinton ...
- The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
- ask Machiavelli ...
- The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
- ask John Lennon ...
- Just imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
- ask Jerry Seinfeld ...
- Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?
- ask Freud ...
- The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
- ask Bill Gates ...
- I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chequebook
- ask Oliver Stone ...
- The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
- ask Darwin ...
- Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
- ask Einstein ...
- Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
- ask Buddah ...
- Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
- ask Ralph Waldo Emerson ...
- The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended it.
- ask Earnest Hemmingway ...
- To die. In the rain.
- ask Michael Schumacher ...
- It was an instinctive manoeuvre, the chicken obviously didn't see the road until he had already started to cross.
- ask Colonel Sanders ...
- Oh, I missed one?
- ask a Lawyer ...
- Our firm has recently handled a number of cases involving chickens crossing roads, and would recommend you obtain independent legal advice.
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