Did you know ...
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him
around several times, does he become disoriented?
- If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
- Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a
pianist, but a person who runs races not called a racist?
- What is the difference between a slim chance and a fat chance?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite
things?
- If horrific means horrible, does terrific mean terrible?
- Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as 4s?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen
defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians
denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry
cleaners depressed?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's
just stale bread to begin with.
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does
it say?
- If a pig loses his voice, is it
disgruntled?
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Did you know ... / John Dubery / 26 Jan 2001