Chat-Up Lines         

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Twelve lines that are bound to work*

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

5. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

6. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

7. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

8. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

9. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

10. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

11. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

12. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.

*Not guaranteed by Area 255