These are some of the lesser known entries into the record books!
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is called Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm, very recently attained bulls semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen. Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a substantial amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph.
The longest turd. The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a staggering turd over a period of 2 hr 12 mins. which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
The widest turd was excreted by a 21 stone guy, and was 4 1/2 inches for most of its 8 1/2 length. The stool has since been preserved in alcohol.
The most prolonged fart was delivered (if that is the right word) by Bernard Clemmens of London, who managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins. 42 seconds.
The longest dried bogey trail was found under a table at a well-known public school. It was measured at 26 2/3 inches long.
The most semen swallowed was by Michelle Monaghan, who had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
The longest pubes belong to Maoni Vi of Cape Town who has pubic hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her below area.
The largest fanny belongs to Linda Manning of Los Angeles who could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
