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Skoda Jokes Complaints & Feedback Page

It's sad but true, believe it or not some people get rather upset when they see Skoda jokes and they sometimes see fit to send me Email to complain about it ! But I don't understand, the page is entitled "Skoda Jokes" and they read all the jokes on the page and then decide that they don't want to read Skoda jokes, how come they only realise it offends them once it's too late. Well I think I have the answer, let me digress for a moment.

I once had a friend who bought a navy blue business jacket and then went on the search for some nice navy blue trousers to go with it. Eventually she bought some trousers in a sale only to find when she wore both the jacket and trousers together that they did not match. Now, she could have just ditched those trousers and bought some correctly matching ones instead, but remember they were bought in a sale so as to get the trousers on the cheap, so ditching them was absolutely out of the question. On the other hand she could have just worn the jacket and trousers together anyway and probably people would not have noticed the difference. But no, this girl had to go around starting conversations with everyone about how one must make sure that clothing colours matches perfectly, just so she could then say "Oh but with navy blue you can definitely mix different shades as they all go together DON'T THEY !"

Now, where were we ? Oh yes, what I am trying to say is that these people that complain to me about Skoda jokes being in bad taste must be Skoda owners trying desperately to convince themselves that they did not make some big mistake in life, and I'll bet they all have navy blue jackets and trousers that don't match properly too !

Here are a few of the weird responses that I have received on the subject :

I first got this from Jaromir Kvapil,

Did you f.....g idiot ever see a Skoda in reality.I think you 
didn't.Skoda is a cool car, both the Felicia and the Octavia. I 
don't think you know even one of them.
                            Die.

Then he sent this,

Check out the SKODA web site at: http://www.skoda-auto.cz/

Well actually yes I have seen a Skoda, quite a few actually as our friends work for Skoda, and by the way, if you looked on the page that links to the Skoda jokes page you will see that I do link to the Skoda Octavia pages and say how good it looks, how a joke is just a joke and I don't think that the reputation is really justified anymore.

Then I got this back,

Fine, I understand. I'm sorry for the words I used. Do you really like 
the Skoda cars? Ok,bye.
               See you in my E-mail box.
                           Guybrush

Oh dear, now I'm actually starting to feel sorry for him now ! But, I didn't exactly say I liked them you know. <g>

From Barry Chitty,

I just had a look at your page. Get a life, pal! 15 year old jokes
don't make a good web page!
-- 
Barry Chitty

Me get a life ? I just let people send me Skoda jokes for a web page, who was it who spent hours online searching for Skoda jokes ! Go on Barry, admit it, you've got a navy blue jacket and trousers that don't match haven't you !

From Duncan,

What is a skoda?    Some of the jokes are funny, some lack taste.

Right, so you don't know what a Skoda is, but you still read them all anyway before deciding some are in bad taste. Hmmm, a closet Skoda owner I think !

Some like Daniel Bennett, even want to get violent !

They may have been funny once, but what other car commands such respect 
from BMW and Jag drivers.

er..... dunno..... Mercedes ??????

Most people are so polite when they see 1500 
kilos of steel and belching smoke heading towards them.

Yeah, but by the time it gets near, there is only 500 kilos of steel on the thing and the smoke has got so thick you just can't see anything anyway !

If Phillip Avery would like to take the issue of Skodas up with me and my 
 University of wales rugby mates, he will soon discover a Skoda can get 
him to hospital much quicker than two broken legs!!!!!!!!!!!

D.Bennett (Aberystwyth)

Yeah right, tough guy ! You need a rugby team to come and help you beat up someone who told a Skoda joke ????? You must really be very frightened of Philip, I wonder why ?????

P.S. The beers of Pilsen / Pzlen are finer than most Uk brewers can 
produce.  
Such a cheap car = more beer money.

I know, Pilsen is actually my wifes birthplace and having visited there a few times I know they do make good beer, but what you say is only true of Lager beer (the yellow stuff), I have yet to find anything anywhere to beat stuff like Newcastle Brown Ale, Guiness, Directors bitter etc

P.P.S I was stopped for speeding, but I 
was let off due to the Copper 
laughing too much.

That's better, now you are getting into the swing of things ! I'll put it up on the page !