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Monk at 23:25:33 Wednesday January 31 2001
Oi Paul, i sent an e mail to Rixy today saying a very similar thing!

Monk at 23:19:29 Wednesday January 31 2001
Evenin' Maates!

Timbo at 22:35:5 Wednesday January 31 2001
CD - I'm OK (which as you know only ok - is not that good for me )- we'll chat when we get together - xx

CD-Lol at todays entries at 20:23:24 Wednesday January 31 2001
Evening All!!! Doris your AS delivery will arrive on Friday or Satuday-Steve you may be able to share a cab,or depending on how many bods meeting at HNs I may arrange a mini bus, I'll let you know-Hi Ali look forward to you- Bribo sorry no more buffy bits well not till caiste that is!! Tim your very quiet, how are you diddling maaate???? TD ta for the mail, Craig I'll see you soon me luuv!

Paul at 20:19:9 Wednesday January 31 2001
Hiya! Anyone thinking of booking Caister on-line? Well, for a start, as Niki pointed out last year, it's not secure & the site hasn't been updated since last July so the booking page is for September 2000. What's more, if you go to this page you get mildly insulted for doing so. Great marketing tool!

Steve at 18:9:3 Wednesday January 31 2001
Thanks Ali, seeya there.

Ali at 18:0:15 Wednesday January 31 2001
Doh! Steve - I meant to say 'so it shouldn't be much more than that, as the distance to LL is about the same'!!

Ali at 17:59:15 Wednesday January 31 2001
Steve - a return cab from Chadwell Heath (just off the High Road, near the station) to LL is about £18-£20.

Niki and Carl at 17:53:33 Wednesday January 31 2001
COMEONYOUIRRRRRRRONNNSAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you all up there. LET'S HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carl D at 16:47:37 Wednesday January 31 2001
Chocolate is best when it's Soulful (especially in Shoreditch) :O)

Steve "Chocolate" Dunn at 15:57:40 Wednesday January 31 2001
How YOU doin' ? ;)

Bribo at 15:20:9 Wednesday January 31 2001
You mention the word chocolate and it brings the girls out even the word drives them to a sexual frenzy! Hi Melissa..HOW YOU DOWING!!

Melissa at 15:7:48 Wednesday January 31 2001
Chocolate is God incarnate, Kaya, get it right!

Steve at 14:52:45 Wednesday January 31 2001
Don't know what this will look like. I copied it from an e-mail. Here goes... > > Ali-G is a 20 year old 5th grader. This is Ali's homework > assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. > > 1. Foreclose > If I pay child support today, I got no money foreclose. > > 2. Rectum > I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum. > > 3. Hotel > I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody. > > 4. Disappointment > My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna > send me back to the joint. > > 5. Penis > I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. > > 6. Israel > Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He > say,"Bullsh*t, that watch Israel". > > 7. Catacomb > I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get > that catacomb. > > 8. Undermine > There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. > > 9. Acoustic > When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to > the poolhall. > > 10. Iraq > When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. > > 11. Stain > My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on > stain for dinner?" > > 12. Seldom > My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so I seldom. > > 13. Honor > At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor > first?" > > 14. Odyssey > I tol' my bro, "You odyssey the tits on that ho!" > > 15. Axe > After school today, the police want to axe me some questions. > > 16. Fortify > I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify." > > 17. Income > I just got in bed wit da ho an' income my wife. > >

Steve at 14:47:20 Wednesday January 31 2001
Doh! (Cab from Gants Hill [to LL])

Steve at 14:46:31 Wednesday January 31 2001
I blame the instigator, Tim Westwood meself. Aaii! Yeah, happy birthday on Saturday Ms Drumstick. Anyone know how much a cab from Gants Hill is? I may well partake in a glass or two of shampers. Seeya there!

Bribo at 14:37:46 Wednesday January 31 2001
Ooops, I've just set my self up for a joke !!

Bribo at 14:35:55 Wednesday January 31 2001
Sorry, chocolate has no effect on me. Steve ... I shall mainly be @ LL for CD's Buffday....oops sorry, birthday. Wishful thinking on my part. What's wrong with Ali G. At least he put Stains on the map.. INIT!!!

Steve at 13:56:12 Wednesday January 31 2001
Hello maates... So, a show of hands for LL Saturday? Come on! It's better than 'ooo let the dogs art' and spotty skinny little twats in 'designer' tanktops trying to talk like Ali G.

Kaya at 13:49:42 Wednesday January 31 2001
Oi Bribo, coffe is great but chocolate is CHOCOLATE!

Bribo at 13:35:9 Wednesday January 31 2001
I saw the advert outside my local starbuck when I came into work this morning... More choclate than coffee? It's one for the girls me thinks. You know how moist they get for chocolate!! I need a man sized 100% Caffine charged coffee in the morning. Any thing else is "pants !!"

Kaya at 13:19:39 Wednesday January 31 2001
Simon, there's hardly any coffee in it - mostly CHOCOLATE!! Monk, I'll do the beer thing @ Lunchtime!! Craig, of course you can, as long as it's a little one (fnarr fnarr)

monk at 12:59:43 Wednesday January 31 2001
Afternoon Maates, Oi Kaya, nearest Starbucks is 10 miles away! boo hiss! Nearest pub 200yds yippppeeeeee!

Simon at 12:46:57 Wednesday January 31 2001
Kaya - Coffee!!! Ye gads - you'll be suggesting food and sleep at weekenders next!!

Kaya at 12:4:17 Wednesday January 31 2001
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: If there is a Starbuck's Coffe House near where you work go out and get a Chocolate Praline Mocha NOW!!! (Limited Edition - get one now!)

Craig at 11:49:6 Wednesday January 31 2001
Kaya, Is it ok if I leave a message ?

Bev in laughing at 11:42:33 Wednesday January 31 2001
Hello 2 u too!!

Craig at 11:24:51 Wednesday January 31 2001
Hello.

Niki at 11:20:42 Wednesday January 31 2001
Gary, here's me footie e-mail address :o)

Timbo at 11:13:17 Wednesday January 31 2001
Scarry news off the wire the Sussex/ Brighton crew could be in Caravan 30 !!! - NOOOOOOOO Brian - change that - NOW !

Gary.M at 11:5:35 Wednesday January 31 2001
NIKI give me a call at my office 020 7726 9535 pronto, I need you E-Mail address coz I've got a blinding joke at the expense of our Manc friends that I want to send to you, and no its not about cancelling pre-booked hotel rooms in Wales.

Kaya at 10:58:24 Wednesday January 31 2001
Caravan 28 Reunion? 'bout time! Gary M. Jumpers for goalposts?

Gary.M. at 10:56:10 Wednesday January 31 2001
God the Zero 6. I used to go down there on Friday nights in the late seventies/early eighties. Bev was working behind the bar then as well, wern't you darling. Ahh memories. Mark 1 Escorts, pints for about 50p. jeans with piping down the sides, bowling shirts, wedges, pirate radio stations etc etc.

Bribo in where do you think ? at 10:51:19 Wednesday January 31 2001
Morning all !

Niki at 10:40:24 Wednesday January 31 2001
Just spoken to Spud!! The Zero 6 gig is no longer RIP. But he's coming out Friday.... they're getting down the Queen's at 5pm!!!! He said "try and get there early Nik, I wanna see if I can get you drunk"!!! How hard would that be I wonder? Kaya, they're bringing deposits for Caister - Caravan 28 crew in effect......

Nik at 10:33:28 Wednesday January 31 2001
Kaya, well trainspotted that man!

Nik at 10:26:16 Wednesday January 31 2001
Kaya, oops. You can have that Zip Drive too, anyway. So remind to sort it all out for ya.

Kaya at 10:20:32 Wednesday January 31 2001
Tha'd be the TSU Tornadoes, that would

Kaya at 10:19:54 Wednesday January 31 2001
Niki, there was no power lead with the scanner you brought over the other night...

Nik at 10:18:58 Wednesday January 31 2001
#If you leave me... girrl...what good am I#

Nik at 10:7:45 Wednesday January 31 2001
I'm sorry to have missed Balancing Big Stew's Birthday Bash, but it was in a good cause :o)))

Nik at 10:6:30 Wednesday January 31 2001
Tickets go on sale to STHs today, I believe. Book me up baby....

Niki at 10:5:45 Wednesday January 31 2001
Gary, oh yez!!! Let me know, I'm definitely up 4 that!!

TD at 9:54:0 Wednesday January 31 2001
Mmmm. Marmite....

Gary.M. at 9:51:46 Wednesday January 31 2001
Hiya Niki, yes c u at Queens on Friday. P.S. you missed a blinder at Big Stu's on Sat, and yes I am going to Sunderland on the 17th. Probably flying, about £65. Up for it?

A-Z at 9:51:44 Wednesday January 31 2001
Black Horse

Gary.M. at 9:49:21 Wednesday January 31 2001
Is Frosties do on the 10th at the Black Horse in Leman Street, as indicated by the flyer, or at the White Horse in Leman Street as indicated by the Events Calander?

Niki at 9:48:37 Wednesday January 31 2001
Morning Gary. Are you coming out to play at Queen's of Soul on Friday?

Nik at 9:47:46 Wednesday January 31 2001
Morning Doris! Just checking out Fridays pics - 189 all together!! I haven't actually looked outside yet, but I'm sure it's a fine day to take three points off the Tottscum.......!!!!!

Gary.M. at 9:45:51 Wednesday January 31 2001
Morning QC,Kaya and all. and also not forgetting you Doris xx

Nik at 9:36:0 Wednesday January 31 2001
Monk, thanks for the pics!!!

Doris at 9:34:24 Wednesday January 31 2001
Morning QC! And what a fine morning it is in East London.....NOT!!!

Niki at 9:32:54 Wednesday January 31 2001
Morning.

Kaya at 7:35:48 Wednesday January 31 2001
Mornin' maaates! It's amazing just how late Dale can stay awake when out of my company. Is he trying to tell me something?

Monk at 0:24:21 Wednesday January 31 2001
Evenin Maates! Oi Craig, I witnessed it You were telling matt and meself all about your shoes, and made me take a photo of one, next thing we knew you were drinking beer from one!!! Niki as for The Haggis Hunt we did find a flick of Haggii and Deebs has promised us a drawing of the once mythical Beastie!!!!

FRENCHIE in READING at 0:8:5 Wednesday January 31 2001
I can't believe it , Me Tim and Darren are DEFINATELY making the long and winding journey from Reading to the E.F.C.C this Saturday (looking for a local Bates by the way) and it would seem that there are quite a few of you giving it a miss. Tell me it's not true.

Niki at 0:6:23 Wednesday January 31 2001
Nitey nite all. Catch ya 2morra xxxx

Doris at 23:57:51 Tuesday January 30 2001
QC and DW - will e-mail you tomorrow!

Craig slap in g on the night cream and chin strap. at 23:40:32 Tuesday January 30 2001
Me shoes "were" £165.00 actually, I got 'em for considerably less though.Sorry CD, can't make the LL, not a case of not wanting to but i've gotta go to Bummouth Saturday,anyway i shall see ya down the Queens.Wo wo.

Doris at 23:15:18 Tuesday January 30 2001
ME!

Nik at 23:7:21 Tuesday January 30 2001
Evening maaates. Anyone fancy a chat?

Kaya at 21:19:46 Tuesday January 30 2001
Happy Birthday, Nick (Hosier) forgot to say it earlier, sorry maaate! :)

Kaya at 21:17:13 Tuesday January 30 2001
CD, I'm listening to Terry (WE LOVE YOU, TERRY!!) Jones on 24-7 at the moment so call me on the mobile, darlin'...speak 2 u soon...xxx

CD at 21:5:26 Tuesday January 30 2001
Kaya I'll call you in about 20mins if Ok???

Richard in gt yarmouth at 20:36:21 Tuesday January 30 2001
hi bribo,zoo doo,s what great nights they were.tipplers was good on sunday night, we had a lot of new faces in.looking for a track by roy ayres called eh uh what ya say come on.i did have acopy a few years ago from max rees but i have lost it.if anyone see,s tony fernandez please tell him i was asking after him. see ya.

Kaya at 20:36:7 Tuesday January 30 2001
:)

Paul at 19:50:59 Tuesday January 30 2001
Another mention for Soulboys on 24-7!

Bribo in @home at 19:46:1 Tuesday January 30 2001
Ahhhhh! What an emotional moment. I'm welling up!

CD at 19:37:0 Tuesday January 30 2001
Evening SBs&SGs!! regarding the weekend, if you can't make the Saturday for what ever reason it's no problem as I'm still going, and if you can make the Friday and not the Saturday still no problem!...........What I am trying to say is I know everyone is short of money, so whatever you do or don't do I STILL LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Paul at 19:27:30 Tuesday January 30 2001
FYO as I type up some work related stuff I am mostly listening to: Mr. Fingers - On A Corner Called Jazz, GG - This Love Affair, Alice Clarke - Don't You Care (or I would be had I not deleted it - DOH!) & Barbara Lynn - Movin' on a Groove.

Paul at 19:19:56 Tuesday January 30 2001
What; the bug or being crap at computers? :o)

Kaya at 19:7:3 Tuesday January 30 2001
Cheers Paul, I thought it was just me...

Paul at 18:36:56 Tuesday January 30 2001
And quite possibly to my PC, 'cos I'm Crap at computers, me.

Paul see in ng some friends to the coast at 18:22:14 Tuesday January 30 2001
Evenin' Grooveheads! Oi, Napster users. If, after downloading, you see two of the same track listed in "My Files", DON'T delete one thinking it'll be ok. The mp3 is deleted, leaving only a listing. Closing the application & reopening will clear the duplicated listing. This bug seems to be restricted to Beta 9.

Steve at 17:53:9 Tuesday January 30 2001
Bloody hell! You can't all stop going to LL! I've only been there once, and already it's out of date!

Orsen at 17:39:6 Tuesday January 30 2001
Shazbat!

Niki at 17:30:30 Tuesday January 30 2001
Kaya, double GOOD BOY!!! Tim/Bribo, the coffers are bare maaates, and the EFCC too expensive. We're groovin' down with Chickie Dee on Friday nite instead. Allo Stew, Doris and Sponge. Big Alien, £%£%£$"^"$"£$

Kaya at 17:21:28 Tuesday January 30 2001
Niki, two copies of Chocolate Milk's 'Action Speaks Louder Than Words' album in my possession, on of 'em has your name on...:) Bribo, we've ok'd it with CD, she's coming to Queens on Friday so we'll be celebrating her birthday then...

Bribo at 17:8:21 Tuesday January 30 2001
Timbo... You like forceful women dont you? especialy with whips :0) That's what I heard! Niki... Yes I do understand that LL is getting a bit cheesy. But its CD's birthday. (Now for the guilt trip). Remember Xmas LL. CD was making noise about not showing despite pressure from you guys, and she showed up... Nuff said!!

Timbo at 16:17:11 Tuesday January 30 2001
Come on QC - come up the LL for the Drumstick's Birthday - I'll even dance wiv' ya if you're a good girlie !

Bribo at 16:12:27 Tuesday January 30 2001
Some men like forceful women. And I know, you know that !! :0)

Doris at 16:2:0 Tuesday January 30 2001
..forcefully!

Doris at 16:1:46 Tuesday January 30 2001
Its amazing how men log in once they have been told to......

Anon. at 15:56:21 Tuesday January 30 2001
SPONGE.....is that the ROTTEN one...

Big Alien in sneakin off home early at 15:46:3 Tuesday January 30 2001
Afternoon Earthlings!!!!!!!!! £%£%£$"^"$"£$" to my fellow Aliens. Off to complete some Big Drunkards Tax Return so that those NASTY men don't surgically remove a large section of beer vouchers!!! QC laters!!!!!!!

Sponge at 15:24:36 Tuesday January 30 2001
Doris, Sorry it's late mate, but i said i would mail this site, so here i am. Top night Friday........but too drunk as usual. Should see you all down Queens on Friday. See ya, Sponge!!!!!!!! Ps allo Monk.

Kaya at 15:2:48 Tuesday January 30 2001
Happy Birthday Stew!! How old are you NOW maaate? Niki, quite fancy the Spot, who's up for a bit of Jazzin' later? Yeah, Nik, Craig WAS drinking out of one of his shoes but tried to blame it on Matt on Sunday!! I have decided that it's about time I started DJing again...who wants me? Don't all shout at once....

BigStew in at The George, on my B'day at 14:54:24 Tuesday January 30 2001
Thanks to everyone who made it to the soul kitchen on Sat.It was a great night again, don't forget next do at The George, is "27th May(Sunday b4 Bank Holiday) allday 3pm til late. I hope to see you all there & at something called Caister w/e for The Soul Kitchen warm up!!!!!!!!!!!

Niki at 14:49:36 Tuesday January 30 2001
NEWSFLASH 2: IT'S ABOUT TIME returns to The Spot, Maiden Lane, Covent Garden WC2 - TONIGHT!! DJ's Nick Hosier, Mark T and Andy Ward spinning Pure Jazz Dance til 1am. Admission Free. It's also Nick Hosier's birthday...... happy birthday maaate!

Niki at 14:30:44 Tuesday January 30 2001
Oi Monk, where are your pics from Friday?

Niki at 14:23:51 Tuesday January 30 2001
I keep getting these flashbacks from Friday and Saturday. Did I dream that Craig poured beer into one of his new £140 shoes and then drank out it? And was it my imagination that we went on a Haggis hunt on Saturday afternoon, and that the pesky little blighters were hiding in the bottom of pints of snakebite and always escaped by the time we uncovered them? :o))

Niki at 14:21:22 Tuesday January 30 2001
NEWSFLASH: Queen's of Soul goes upmarket!!! New monthly gig QUDOS starts March 23rd at the Pacific Oriental Restaurant, 1 Bishopsgate, London EC2...... 3 rooms: soulful house and garage / soul / northern & modern. DJs: Terry Jones, Gary Dennis, Mark Webster, Frostie, Gareth Donovan, Fat Tel and of course the QOS regulars Chi, Johnny 'Boy' Beard, Neill Rydings, Stan, Phil Beckwith and Chris Surrey. Cheers Chi! Sounds like it's gonna be a good one.

Niki at 14:11:29 Tuesday January 30 2001
Hi Simon, I think TJs doing that nite at Queen's too! And Fertile Ground are at the Jazz Cafe on March 9th..... Alloooo Doris me darlin'. This weekend I shall mostly be doing the same. Minus the taking my Dad out for a meal bit. Full body swerve on the Lacy.....

Doris at 13:27:21 Tuesday January 30 2001
Hello All! I really do not do this work lark!! Bentleys - theres a few memories (unmentionable on any website!!!) coming back! This weekend I will be attending Queens but not LL as its my Dad's brithday so I'm taking him out for a meal (Maccie D's!!) Right, off for a Danish!

Simon at 12:54:11 Tuesday January 30 2001
Hello all......any of you East London Funksters may or may not be aware that the JTQ are playing at Cabot Hall, Canary Wharf on March 2nd - it is (I think) the same night as Queens of Soul, but I think I might just make a change and take in some live music that night.....

Niki at 12:24:55 Tuesday January 30 2001
Kaya, good boy!

Niki at 12:24:36 Tuesday January 30 2001
Allo!

Kaya at 12:10:47 Tuesday January 30 2001
The last 2 copies of the Dionne toon are mine & Niki's! Sorry gang! They reckon they'll have more next week - be lucky!

Kaya at 10:50:53 Tuesday January 30 2001
Mornin maaates! Right, I think a fag break & a walk up to HMV might be in oprder!!! Thanks for the tip TJ!!!

Bribo in @work glad to being a soulboy at 10:5:21 Tuesday January 30 2001
Morning all. And special hello to my gal CD. One birthday hug coming up @ LL. I'll see if I can drag my bro along as well. If not I'll be there anyway. To all you people that didn't tune into the sourmash boys last night on soul24-7. You missed some classic choons from the Bently's era followed by a smattering of jazzfunk. Who remembers " doo at the zoo"? The jazz room? now you know what i'm talking about !

HB at 8:17:37 Tuesday January 30 2001
..sorry - Mean and lean look.........

Tim at 8:16:52 Tuesday January 30 2001
What was that Dawn - MacDonalds ?

HB at 8:15:49 Tuesday January 30 2001
Brown Cow - if you're good I'll wear a tight shirt - so you can see the new lean and look LOL

Hornblower in SWAT HQ at 8:13:17 Tuesday January 30 2001
Morin' Maates - I think it's time to come out of temporary retirement and mount an operation ! mmmmmm.. Code Name " CD-BD-LL" do we have a role-call for active service on Sat ?

CDrumstick at 8:10:16 Tuesday January 30 2001
TD I'll give you my caister money in full when I see you, I'll call you this evening for details of that download-Doris! Boo,Qc are you still on a high from WHU victory "GOOD GIRL" -Craig I'll Call you soon,Tim, I was thinking OxO is not only lacking in elbow room but, the waiteress either offer you a roll minus a bread plate, or offer you a dirty bread plate!.....So what d'ya reckon Maccy Ds??? Hi Bribo how are you hun?-BTW on Sat 3 be in HobbNobS wine bar in Gants Hill fora glass or 2 of Champange courtesy of the management before we leave for LL, you are all welcome to join us! WOO WOO

Ian, goona take 'is weekender cd's next week in G.Y. at 2:16:25 Tuesday January 30 2001
Mornin' all!!! Got really pissed off tonight, i need punters wiv a bit of imagination???

TJ the DJ in shooters hill at 0:40:56 Tuesday January 30 2001
Evening all, not even a hammers supporter, but can't help but be happy with that result, Brilliant!!!! anyway, just going to bed, but in case anyone is interested, HMV Oxford Circus had a few promos of Dionne Warwick & The Spinners today, so if you need it, then get along there asap, they won't be there long......Good Nite everyone..........

Monk at 23:36:7 Monday January 29 2001
Evenin' Kaya, Recovered yet?

Kaya at 23:32:24 Monday January 29 2001
...Doris, Ian, Ali, Bribo, Conrad, Monk & Karl

Kaya at 23:31:0 Monday January 29 2001
Evenin...

Monk at 23:18:50 Monday January 29 2001
Evenin' Karl and welcome!

Karl in Yarmouth at 23:5:51 Monday January 29 2001
Evening for the 1st time

Monk at 22:52:49 Monday January 29 2001
Evenin' Maates! anyone around?

Conrad at 22:18:33 Monday January 29 2001
PAOLODICANIO,PAOLODICANIO,PAOLODICANIO,PAOLODICANIO.........stick your hotel booking up your arse Fergie.I might come out of football retirement, Old Trafford looked fun,shades of the good ole days away...not many games these days have set the passions burning like that..proper Hammers football courtesy of Cole & Carrick...the Academy once more!!!!!!!!!!

Bribo in @home at 20:24:9 Monday January 29 2001
Evening all.. I just got an e-mail from Davecee of "The Sourmash Collective" due to an earlier post of mine in the soul24-7 forum it has triggered the boys to play a tribute to Bentlys tonight on their show. So all the regular punters of the venue tune in for a ride back to the past!!

Twix Lips at 20:12:46 Monday January 29 2001
Viz readers may know what that means

Ali at 19:26:14 Monday January 29 2001
I missed it on Friday. Bugger. Why does that ALWAYS happen?

Ian getting ready for Monday session at the 151 in G.Y. at 19:23:47 Monday January 29 2001
Watched THE game in The Kings Arms. Oi!! Niki, Les the landlord asked if you'd gone. I picked him up from the Dukes at 10 this morning, lucky i knew where he lived, 'cos all he did was sing "Bubbles", he was slaughtered, good boy!!! Hallo everyone!! Chrispy!! Your jingles done, ha ha??? Jhon, Laurence and all the other lurkers, Top night Saturday, we should make it a regular thing!!

CD at 18:37:1 Monday January 29 2001
Doris,how are you,did you get my message???

Big Alien in E14 just left of centre ! at 17:58:26 Monday January 29 2001
AAAAAAAAAlo Maates , HaHa they thought I couldn't crack into the wonderful world of webbing at work!!!!

Kit K at 17:25:29 Monday January 29 2001
have a break, have a Double Decker.

A Twix at 17:24:15 Monday January 29 2001
Oi Bev NOOOOOO!

Bev in scoffing a twix at 16:3:50 Monday January 29 2001
Great nite in Bedford Saturday - pukka tunes, great punters and a landlord that serves snakebites - what more do we want?? Thanx Stew! Looking forward to the next one!! ttfn xx

Melissa at 15:25:4 Monday January 29 2001
Hello to everyone... bit late as usual, but nice to see y'all on Friday night... Doris, Kaya (and a sleeping Craig), thanks, you're the tops. Also, hiya to Alan, Big Dave, etc... cheers for Saturday night. I think that's about it! xxxx

Paul at 15:20:57 Monday January 29 2001
look

Paul at 15:20:37 Monday January 29 2001
Oi, Niki. Did you have a kook at mulletsgalore.com? 70+ pics of the most reviled/worshipped hairstyle on the planet along with other amusing info.

Doris at 14:7:14 Monday January 29 2001
Work is the curse of the lazy/drinking/knackered classes!

Niki at 14:1:0 Monday January 29 2001
Carl D, :o)) Steve, you can follow the link on that URL to cheezyguy.com - it's wicked!

Steve at 13:54:5 Monday January 29 2001
Leave enough room for my fist? Ooh matron!(http://www.ugo.com/channels/features/Schwarzenegger/default.asp)

Carl D - Sourmash Collective at 13:52:19 Monday January 29 2001
What a fantastic weekend! A massive thanks to all those who came to CHOCOLATE SOUL on Friday - the place was heaving. I don't want to name individuals as I don't want to miss anyone out but we have been overwhelmed with the levels of support and enthusiasm for this night. We hope to ensure that Chocolate Soul becomes a permanent fixture in the UK Soul Calendar. (well it's in soulboys event calendar which is almost the same thing). Reading the earlier messages makes us proud to be part of a night that is rapidly gaining a great reputation. Can not wait to see the pictures. Then, just when I thought the weekend could get better my beloved Hammers beat Manc at the theatre of prawn sarnies. Not sure whether Ms Franklin was "saying a little prayer" but it is certainly "Oh Happy Days". Lastly I couldn't go with a special mention to our guest DJ - Mr Chris Brown. What a top set and what a top man. CB, we really didn't get a proper chance to chat, but we'll be in touch soon but again you played a blinder. Thanks again.

Niki at 13:48:35 Monday January 29 2001
Afternoon maates. Today I shall be mostly spending all my time on West Ham sites!! Kaya, I'll do me best. 3 sites and a 2 quotes to do, but I'm sure I can spare you an hour ;o))

The Hose at 12:51:50 Monday January 29 2001
Blinding night at Stuart`s on Saturday, Scouser Paul sad excuse to have a day off, while everybody else are working (lucky git)

Paul excercis in g his right to strike at 12:42:17 Monday January 29 2001
Afternoon, chums. Today I shall be mostly taking part in official industrial action allowing me to play with my PC & listen to Soul24-7. BTW, Doris said she had a firewall & someone asked her why. I installed one last week & get 1 -2 attempts a day from hackers. Considering what could happen, it might be a idea to get yourselves protected. You know it makes sense.

Steve Watt in soleless Croydon at 12:40:0 Monday January 29 2001
A death in the Family Sole @ Elephant Bar 7th Dec - 28th Jan RIP (cause of death the usual punter apathy)

Kaya at 11:46:30 Monday January 29 2001
Oi, Niki, any chance of coming to see me tonight instead of me coming over there? Will a bribe of 200 fags for £20 help to sway ya? How about the 47 pics on my media card from Friday?

Kaya at 11:28:53 Monday January 29 2001
...sorry, rude of me...'Mornin' Maaates!' ;)

Kaya at 11:28:20 Monday January 29 2001
Aaaargh! Another monster mornin'! Late for work, 2 runners short, too much work to do and a headache...apart from that I reckon I'm feeling good. Caister people!!! If you wanna join the booking I want derposits by next week or you can go with a less happening group of bods! Amsterdam people!!! We're booking up this week, final call if you wanna join us! Oi, Craig, gissa fag!

Simon at 11:17:48 Monday January 29 2001
Shep, great to see you too mate - been too long, drop me a line and we'll get together for a beer soon

Craig smoking a fag.Only another 3984 left. at 11:13:50 Monday January 29 2001
Brilliant day yesterday for all it seems.Well done West Ham.Better do some work now, check ya'all later.

A Lurk at 11:3:7 Monday January 29 2001
Bit quiet in here this morning, it must have been a good weekend.

Steve, hop in g he behaved himself Friday at 10:39:26 Monday January 29 2001
Morning maates. Nice to see you all again last Friday! Top night indeed.

Monk at 9:42:33 Monday January 29 2001
Mornin' Maates, Blinding weekend, Thanks to everyone!! even the mad couple in the Wetherspoons Leytonstone yesterday lunchtime. (did you all know you need to reset your body clock at 4am every morning?) Hey and Brookie, If you are checking the site out say Hello!

shep at 9:5:9 Monday January 29 2001
it was nice to see you all friday night,like home from home. nikki well done to the Irons,its about time,my side are begining to drop out of the 3rd div promo race,bloody leyton orient

Conrad at 8:59:19 Monday January 29 2001
"C'mon you irons".............i've seen them win at Old Trafford twice but never play as well as this. Top stuff

CDrumstick- Feeling a bit Spooked at 2:20:20 Monday January 29 2001
I've just read through my e-mails and found an UGLY Calender for 2001...ooohh sssshhh** ! Now that's spooky.

Lesley,Jr,Dee, at CD mansion at 1:47:17 Monday January 29 2001
Niki GOOD GIRL!I'll send details by e-mail,- DEE SAYS I Love Cheesy soul!!!(GOOD MAN)!!!!

Nik at 0:11:22 Monday January 29 2001
I was one of the 9,000 Happys. And Am I or wot? Wot a fecking sooperb day. Paolo's goal must be one of the sweetest ever. We went mental. After that I was shaking, had a pain in my stomach and was on the verge of bursting into tears until the final whistle went! Oh my word, it was absolutely amazing! Simon, Ian, Paul, thanks for the NCFC and Scouse support, I think 95% of the population were rooting for the Hammers today!! Matt, unlucky. You may be a rare breed of Manc supporter from Manchester, but your team got stuffed. The beer scooter stops off at Arana Towers quite regularly, and there's always room for one more. Doris, good girl!! Richard, Tony Fernandez was DJing at Charlie Chans (dodgy niteclub under Walthamstow Dog Track) the last I heard. Check out the pics for ReSoulution, October 12th and there he is on pages 3 and 4..... Frostie, is in touch with him still. Hope you had a good one tonite - Remind me to put the Tipplers Doo on the Event Calendar. Kaya and Craig, hope you had a good cross-channel shopping expedition! CD, woo woo. Tell us more about the Doo in Gants Hill. Alan, allo maate. Now, I've been on a bleedin' no smoking, no drinking (;o)) coach for 13 hours today and I need to make up for it. Nitey nite all. Thank you West Ham. I love you, I do!

Nik at 23:58:57 Sunday January 28 2001
I'm back!

Niki at 23:58:46 Sunday January 28 2001
WOO WOO!!!!

Doris at 23:16:11 Sunday January 28 2001
I am really enjoying the news - Reds hammered by WHU!!!! More More! PS Mr Ferguson (NEVER A SIR!!) it was not the pitch or anything else! WE BEAT YOU FAIR AND SQUARE!

Matt in Kingston, trying to reconstruct his liver. at 22:3:7 Sunday January 28 2001
So who's a happy girl then Niki? You beat the bloody reds! Buggrit. Thanks for a cracking weekend, I hope that I can ride the beer scooter to yours again some time soon.

Doris at 21:38:59 Sunday January 28 2001
I spoke to QC about 5 mins after final whistle and my ears are still ringing from the cheering! Paulo Di Canio, Paulo Di Caniooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Anyway, back to work tomorrow so will log in then! Love and Kisses all round!

Kev James in Colchester at 21:13:1 Sunday January 28 2001
Watcha Dawn,how are ya? Im here listening to some Down To The Bone in me living room. Hope your well see ya! P.S. IF its your birthday next week have a goodun your only 40 once, its all downhill from now on. Peace.

Simon in the middle of the room dancing at 20:46:11 Sunday January 28 2001
Well I'm still here...listening to Norman Jay - oh yes!!

Chicken Dee- about to leave for Hobb nobs at 20:32:40 Sunday January 28 2001
My my what a quiet day in the forum.......aahh, but not for long me thinks,

Simon at 18:49:18 Sunday January 28 2001
Just heard from Niki on her way back from Manchester - that is one very happy Queen of Cheese!!!

Alan in Rainham at 17:17:20 Sunday January 28 2001
Manchester United 0 - West Ham United 1 Ha ha ha!Ha ha ha!Ha ha ha!Ha ha ha!Ha ha ha!Ha ha ha!Ha ha ha!Ha ha ha!Ha ha ha!Ha ha ha!

Richard in Gt Yarmouth at 16:32:5 Sunday January 28 2001
Just finished watching the footie, cant help gloating and its nice to see the scum are not so good after all.Does anybody out there remember an old Caister jock Tony Fernandez and if so where is he?While u lot were all enjoying yourselves last night I was enduring a really bad 40th birthday party karoke night of the worst kind. With what must have been the ugliest people in the world!who all thought they could sing.If anyone is in Gt Yarmouth tonight please check us out at Tipplers in Saxon Road

Paul at 16:9:28 Sunday January 28 2001
Ha! Man U. out.

CD- Bopping to Roy A,whilst cooking dinner at 13:25:25 Sunday January 28 2001
Do- be- Doo run run run...... I any of you are in Gants hill this evening, between 7 and 12 there's a soul thang going on it's a once monthly affair, and free to get in. Hob Nobs Winebar, Cranbrook road, Ilford.

Paul with a head like a lodg in g house c at 11:34:34 Sunday January 28 2001
Mornin' chums! Alan, you should have come to Maulden - another excellent night & a full house as always;well done Stu! Tune of the night for me had to be Soul Bros. "Let It Go". CHOOOOOON! Nice to see the Aldershot boys again too.

Niki and Dave at 6:41:32 Sunday January 28 2001
COMEONYOUIRRRRRRRONNNSAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian & 2 many peeps to mention in G.Y. at 3:12:4 Sunday January 28 2001
We're all shufflin' to Mark Bicknell's Northern soul set on Solar!!!!!!!!!! 'Specially since he gave us a SHOUT!!!!!!! OI!!!!! NIKI, We will all be rootin' fer The 'Appy Hammers 2mora, 'Ave it LARGE!! Kev Need that toon mate! Oh Yeah HAPPY BIRTHDAY COSSIE!!!! Moment of the night was the waiter asking 30 peeps to keep the noise down. Yeah right!!!! Mexican waves all round!!!!

Alan in Rainham at 2:48:34 Sunday January 28 2001
allo maaates! Just back in from a crap night at Pacific Edge in Romford, music , errmm well if that's what they call it!!!!! Mel, can Kim have frank back now! :o)

Doris at 23:26:58 Saturday January 27 2001
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!! My mouth still feels like Gandhi's flipflop! I wondered why until I suddenly remembered that after the do me and Kaya sat up until 6.30 am drinking! Craig apologies for me not waking up when you tried! I have no memory of it at all! Niki - mwah, mwah, mwah! Brownie, Monk, Deb and Matt brilliant time was had! TJ what can I say............too knackered to write.....starting to fade.....feeling rough.........Nite all

Niki feeling pretty in -human actually at 20:49:42 Saturday January 27 2001
Back from the pub! Thanks Monk, Matt and Deebs for your most excellent company! Big Stew, and anyone heading up to the George - have a brilliant one. Wish I could make it, but the coach to Old Trafford leaves at 7am!!!!!! Off to pass-out on the sofa.................

Kaya - nearly feel in g human again... at 19:4:20 Saturday January 27 2001
Paul, username is Caister-Soulboy, I'll be online for a couple of hours so go for it....evenin everyone!

CD-Lurking at 17:17:1 Saturday January 27 2001
WOO WOO!Glad to hear you all had a funky time last night,I'll be popping down the OD for a couple, I'll 'ave a lurky lurk later CYA xx

Paul at 16:42:30 Saturday January 27 2001
Oi, Kaya. I couldn't find it earlier - wot's your username (e-mail if you like)

Kaya - download in g the Dionne toon at 16:28:49 Saturday January 27 2001
Even the original version is feckin kewl!

Kaya - just surfac in g...slowly... at 16:14:21 Saturday January 27 2001
TJ, Brownie, Carl & Chris WELL bloody DONE! I can't remember the last time I heard so many toons that I need to have all in one night! Thanks Chris for playing the Notations 'Super People' it's been a good 10 years since I last heard that one! Thanks TJ for introducing me to the SOOPERB Dionne Warwick track (a goosebumps toon if ever there was one) and thank's a million to all the Soulboys & Soulgirls for your excellent company! Peace! (47 pics on my camera, Niki, did you say you wanna process this lot? - Let me know)

Monk, Brownie Matt & Deebs at 15:7:58 Saturday January 27 2001
Right, we've got a plan trouble is it involves popping in to the Regal for a "quick one" with Frostie!!! Oh God oxy-morons rule ok!! Once again thanks to Niki for the hospitality! and to all at the orange bar last night for a great night yet again.

Brownie at 13:29:11 Saturday January 27 2001
A thousand thank you's to the Sourmash Crew. Terry Jones, whatever you're paid it's not enough! A twenty year overnight sensation. A star that will shine brighter. Love and Peace. Brownie.

Niki downloading Dusty Spr in gfield from Napster at 13:26:5 Saturday January 27 2001
#Yes I am, yes I am# TJ, mwah xxxxx

Niki at 13:19:53 Saturday January 27 2001
If you can smell something burning, it ain't the bacon, it's Brownie deep in thought. What he really wants to say is that he loves everyone!!!

tj the dj in Shooters Hill showered & refreshed, now where's that bloody VISA card at 13:11:12 Saturday January 27 2001
Arista Double pack Promo Niki, I Don't Need Another Love...originally released as a CD single (US Only), in 1980 and then appeared on Dionne' G Hits Vol 2 on Arista. 2 NY jocks loved the Dionne & John "Tin Man" Edwards vocals so left them alone (thank GOD). The just added housey beat, with real congas & bass, which of course yours truly decided that we shouldn't dance so fast to SOUL records (coronary country for old boys like me), so as I ever, I pull the beats down to minus 3 (careful not to spoil the glorious vocals) and voila, the tune now belongs to US, not the house crowd.................should be out soon..............x

Fred the spider at 13:3:18 Saturday January 27 2001
Oi Ollie, save me an Egg!

Niki at 13:3:16 Saturday January 27 2001
Monk, top chef!

Ollie at 13:2:51 Saturday January 27 2001
Fred, thanks for the chew maaate...... hmmmmmmmmm

Niki at 13:2:10 Saturday January 27 2001
Oi Brownie! Dusty Springfield "Am I the Same Girl"....... took the roof off!!

Ollie at 13:2:4 Saturday January 27 2001
Oh good they left som sausages!

Monk in th Arana towers cafe at 13:0:57 Saturday January 27 2001
Just eaten at the best restaurant in town! cheers Niki! thanks to everyone for another great night!

Niki wait in g for Brownie to compose his reply to Terry at 13:0:31 Saturday January 27 2001
Right, that's it! Monk and Nik's Caff is now closed.

Niki at 12:59:44 Saturday January 27 2001
TJ, thank YOU! Great night. Can't wait to do it again at Chi's next week. Oooooo the magic 7s box..... I'm coming over all unnecessary.... :o)) What was that Dionne Warwick and the Spinners choon again?

Bribo in @ work. How sad! at 11:51:35 Saturday January 27 2001
This morning on my way to work, I discovered that Bridgehouse tavern( Bently's) is being pulled down. History being distroyed. How sad......There was talk of a Bently's reunion, but I have'nt heard anything concreat.

tj the dj in SHOOTERS HILL..KNACKERED at 11:51:19 Saturday January 27 2001
Good morning all, WOW,WOW,WOW, what a night, it just shows you, that just because 2 out of 4 jocks have some grey hair we can still mix it with the best. Brownie if you r still at Niki's, let me tell you, it was an absolute pleasure spinning with you again, we will not leave it as long again, we r definitely cut from the same cloth. This gig is beginning to feel that I have come home, and when you r "home" u r suurounded by friends, and that is just what it feels like. What a crowd, so many brilliat knowledgeable people, lots of okld friends & new blood coming on board. Nice comment from Gary G last nite, "this gig should be called "woodwork", cos everyones coming out of it to come here" sounds just right to me. Thanks once again to all of you for the support, especially N, K & D you r doing great things for this scene, I hope u realise it. Chi keep those compliments coming, flattery will get u everywhere! can't wait for the Queens next week, have to have a look in the magic 7s box that Niki is always raving about for that one, don't wanna disappoint anyone. Also won't get booked again if I'm crap, and looking at my Visa statement, boy do I need work (this is where you pay attention promoters, r u listening Chi?). Anyway enough rambling, got to go out, records to find, I haven't got enough!!. Thanks again Mr B you the man!! Carl & Chris, what can I say, we r on our way.............til next time gang............keep it SOULFUL...........TJ.........xx

Us lot at Arana Towers at 11:12:12 Saturday January 27 2001
Oi Islington Heights bods! Wanna come over for the breakfast of a lifetime????

Niki at 11:7:6 Saturday January 27 2001
Brownie's just offered me fifty quid for me Pam Todd album............... nah!!! Be lucky. Oi Monk, greasy fry-up! Get cooking!

Monk at 10:45:10 Saturday January 27 2001
UUUURRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kaya at 10:36:41 Saturday January 27 2001
ouch

Doris and Kaya feel in g a little worse for wear! at 10:11:8 Saturday January 27 2001
We have decided that we are not going out with Craig again until he reforms his wild ways! Getting two innocents like us drunk and feeling very very rough! BAD BOY!!!

Craig arriving at work and jump in g off the Beer Scooter. at 10:10:4 Saturday January 27 2001
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me head hurts.It was worth it though,CB and TJ you're tops.

FRENCHIE in Just woke up on the sofa at 8:32:35 Saturday January 27 2001
Dont you just hate it when that happens?

Kaya & Doris at 6:23:40 Saturday January 27 2001
we is a bit drinked

Doris at 3:17:27 Saturday January 27 2001
Do you know.......I love you all! I feell really accepted and that no one judges anyone! NIKI - you are TOPS!!!!!!!

Doris at 3:0:11 Saturday January 27 2001
So you's lot are up then! Bloody hell! Can't take yous lot anywhere! Craigs asleep, We've kiddnapped Melissa and are having coffee and wine whilst relaxing! I love you Niki, I love TJ! I love everyone! (except MU fans!!!!!!)

Deebs, Matt, Monk, Niki and Brownie at 2:55:29 Saturday January 27 2001
Well that was superb. Brownie, we luuuv you!!! TJ, what can we say? We luuuuv you too!! Soul music is where it's at........

FRENCHIE at 0:35:39 Saturday January 27 2001
It's alright for you lot!!! I have to live with these people.

Darren in Here! at 0:19:46 Saturday January 27 2001
Wadda ya mean Kezza??As alawys I'm Jazzin'n'funkin!! Oh! Gregs on,nah don't ask!Issa glass of wine,where's Tim?Wheres C28?Questions,Questions????

Kerri n' Fung Shewwie in heating up a pizza at 0:3:11 Saturday January 27 2001
dazza-you're a bit pi**ed aren't ya....C ya tamara...no sorry you're off to the jazz club remember-we're off to a paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartyyyyyyy please don't get 2 jealous

Darren in In from da pub at 23:35:57 Friday January 26 2001
Twat was a "funkin'"good week that was!!Hi 2 frenchie & Kerri,its good 2 c ya, et tu Tim! Long may it continue!CD keep it comin'.Hi to Nikki & Ali, looks like Reading r a comin' two LL!Gonna be nice to see ya all.Groove 2 da boogie!!!Craig 'n' Kaya luv ya!!

Paul at 22:6:48 Friday January 26 2001
Evenin' Doris! Have a couple for me.

Doris wait in g for Kaya and Craig! at 21:54:27 Friday January 26 2001
Well I was here at 8.30 and thier not ready yet! So I shall be getting mashed up on my own at the Islington Bar! Hurry up - me want DRINK!!!!!!

Kaya at 21:29:45 Friday January 26 2001
I REALLY REALLY WANT that 'Darker Than Blue' bootleg!!! It's got the Eramus Hall track that no-one believes exists on it and Flowers 'For Real' and the MARVELLOUS Dee Dee Bridgewater 'Little B's Poem'...where can I get it!!!???? (if I don't get it, I'll scweam and scweam and scweam until I'm sick!)

Kev in Colchester at 21:4:10 Friday January 26 2001
Ian, if I remember right that bootleg came under the title of Darker Than Blue, hope that helps, see you on the 9th. Everyone else have a blinder tonight, Im sure you will your in the capable hands of the SMC, take it easy.

Paul just in from work at 20:50:2 Friday January 26 2001
Have fun Jones-O-Philes! I was gonna drive down tonight but I'm knackered & it's snowing. I'll see you at The George tomorrow. Top tunes & real ale. Yessss!

Andy in New Jersey at 20:37:9 Friday January 26 2001
Have fun at "The George" this Saturday - sorry that I won't be able to be there this time. Don't forget to wish Big Stew a happy birthday! Catch up with you all next time - esp Sister Kim and the rest of Maulden & Ampthill crew,Mimmsy (nice to see you making an appearance this time), Jo-Maz-Jennette, and will someone tell Stavros to get a bloody computer!!!!

Kaya & Craig - still wait in g for Doris at 20:8:49 Friday January 26 2001
OOer, my entries keep disappearing....make of that what you will...

Kaya & Craig - wait in g for Doris at 20:6:37 Friday January 26 2001
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Monk, Brownie, Matt and Deebs in Bisley at 19:35:2 Friday January 26 2001
Setting off in about 10 mins, see you all later, Niki we should be there about 9-30. Ollie the Spider has sent a Chew!

Niki giv in g to the lethargic attitude that's sweeping my being at 19:26:30 Friday January 26 2001
"quite lovey-dovey and rather spaced out" here I come..........

richard in gt yarmouth at 19:8:7 Friday January 26 2001
hello if i could be so bold and add to the lady t chat.she was at southport a few years ago , i helped set her gear up .we sat in her caravan afterwards and had a cosy chat. also with us was a well known dj from up north called jonathan.all for now richard.

Niki at 19:7:53 Friday January 26 2001
Carl D just popped by and sez it's gonna be a roadblock tonite. They were only 15 people short of capacity last month, so get there early folks!

Conrad at 18:54:5 Friday January 26 2001
We love Rick as well - his barnet was mad though

Conrad at 18:52:20 Friday January 26 2001
Dont get wet in Shoreditch tonight.......by the way its Teena you loon ,secretaries eh

Craig at 18:21:25 Friday January 26 2001
Yipeeeeeeeeeeee, it's Womble time again.

Kaya at 18:5:11 Friday January 26 2001
Wey Hey...

Niki prepar in g for a long nite at 17:58:35 Friday January 26 2001
The weekend starts here folks!!!! Monk, Brownie, Matt and Deebs - cya at Arana Towers at about 8ish. Everybody else, see ya at the Orange Bar................

Rick at 17:57:30 Friday January 26 2001
Give it to me baby - gimme that stuff that sweet that funky stuff...

Steve in between work and the pub at 17:55:22 Friday January 26 2001
Later maates. Off down the pub at last. Seeya(some'o'ya anyway) about 9.30 (don't forget your brolleys).

Kaya at 17:40:11 Friday January 26 2001
Oi, don't slag Rick off, he's a top geezer!!

Conrad at 17:36:58 Friday January 26 2001
I wouldn't slag old Tina off,this was merely what i'd heard.Better to eat beaver than get covered in Stay-Glo off big bad Rick though.

Timbo at 17:30:53 Friday January 26 2001
Legs !! Enough with the Cheese already !!! - don't encourage them - it'll be savloys next !! have fun tonight children xx

Craig at 16:30:10 Friday January 26 2001
Thanks for me Toon Nik,I haven't got a souncard here at work though !Oi Monk why is kaya a "Good boy "Oh yea, I get your drift.Anyway i've just replied to it so we might be a bit late, then again we might not.

Melissa at 16:7:9 Friday January 26 2001
Thanks, Carl D. I could kiss ya! (You don't know who I am, now, do you????) See you later...

Carl D at 16:1:8 Friday January 26 2001
Kaya, sort out you hold music! Who let the dogs out indeed....

Carl D - Sour Mash Collective at 15:58:47 Friday January 26 2001
Melissa, there is no dress code for Chocolate Soul. Its a relaxed vibe in a club with no stoopid flashy lights. Hope you enjoy it. (Kaya thanks 4 da prompt)

Kaya at 15:55:44 Friday January 26 2001
...also...do you know the Sasss tune "I didn't mean it at all" is really The Jones Girls under a different name? well you do now...

Kaya at 15:54:34 Friday January 26 2001
...talking about Trainspotting...did you know that The Jones Girls did the background vocals on Linda Clifford's "Runaway Love"? well you do now.

Steve, with in walking distance of Mellisa! at 15:34:43 Friday January 26 2001
Shame Melissa. I once tried driving to a doo (about 10 years ago though!). Me maates soon started talking nonsense after a few beers. That's why now, I drink with them so I don't find them quite so pathetic! :) Anyway, life is good today. It's unbearable the rest of the bloody week though! :) See you tonight!

Timbo at 15:32:46 Friday January 26 2001
More Lady T trainspotter stuff - did you know...... that The Temptations did the backing for "It Must Be Magic ? "

Melissa at 15:24:55 Friday January 26 2001
Sorry, Steve, I'm not going to be drunk and incapable this evening... driving again. Poo. How's life 200 yards down the road from here???

Hornblower at 15:19:47 Friday January 26 2001
I wish I was coming out to play tonight !!

Steve at 15:16:35 Friday January 26 2001
You coming along tonight Melissa? Leave the car at home this time!

HB at 15:13:36 Friday January 26 2001
"Just a little lovin' Disco tune..........."

Steve at 15:13:13 Friday January 26 2001
Oooh, my durable drinkin' boots are tappin' already! :)

Timbo at 15:12:23 Friday January 26 2001
No - I don't buy the Teena Dyke story - she's got a kid as well ! no still don't believe it. She's been slagged off all her career, I nominate her Cheesy Disco Queen - and a great musician and artist to-boot ! "M-o-n-e-y never did a thing for L-o-v-i-n.".......... sorry off again ..."ask me what I need ? I need your".......

Bribo at 15:10:44 Friday January 26 2001
I see why Niki was bopping abhat earlier. Top tune. A pants swinger if ever I heard one.

Melissa at 15:10:36 Friday January 26 2001
This afternoon I am mostly listening to 'Raise', Earth, Wind & Fire.. as if you didn't know. Kaya or anyone, even if you don't know me, which is quite likely.. what's the dress code at Terry's Chocolate Soul?

Carl D at 15:9:41 Friday January 26 2001
Just 6 hours until Chocolate Soul. Looks like I'll have to re-pack my box (OOOerr missus) with some Teena. See you all there.

Kaya at 15:9:21 Friday January 26 2001
Hallo

Niki at 14:59:55 Friday January 26 2001
Craig, Dundelt! Here's some Melba to brighten up yer Friday afternoon. Click here to listen.

Monk at 14:57:27 Friday January 26 2001
What's this bloody spider doing on my keyboard?

Monk at 14:56:49 Friday January 26 2001
Oi Craig, I'm Drinking Maate!!!!!! and Kaya, Good Boy!

Fred the Spider at 14:55:28 Friday January 26 2001
No worries Ollie Chew on it's way!

Kaya at 14:55:17 Friday January 26 2001
urgh, I''m pissed !!

Bribo at 14:19:54 Friday January 26 2001
NO!! Lady T a beaver muncher! ... OOOOeer! I'll buy the video!

Conrad in got the hump @ work at 13:55:46 Friday January 26 2001
You lot can "have your cake & eat it too".....there were always rumours around that despite the Rick James thang that Lady T liked pussy more than most men.....sorry i'm a day late on this historical tit-bit.

HB at 13:52:43 Friday January 26 2001
Maybe 24-7 our lurking in on our Lady T session ?

Timbo at 13:51:42 Friday January 26 2001
Ah - Melba Moore - sound like a ice-cream Sunday !

Craig at 13:33:39 Friday January 26 2001
Oi Monk, it's my Horoscope as well,and it just about sums my day up !See you later,are you passenger or driver tonight ?Hi Nik, turn it up, it's one of my fav's to.La la la la,la,la,la,lalaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Bribo at 13:32:59 Friday January 26 2001
Lurk,lurk....

Melba at 12:48:41 Friday January 26 2001
#dance dance dance dance dance to the music daaaaaance#

Niki bopp in g abahht the office at 12:45:58 Friday January 26 2001
#Just Pick Me Up Dance, dance to the music daaance# My favourite cheesy disco record ever!!!!

Ollie the skinny dog asleep upside down on the sofa at 12:42:50 Friday January 26 2001
Hmmmmmmm chews

Nik at 12:35:25 Friday January 26 2001
:o))))

Steve in terupting Monk! at 12:35:14 Friday January 26 2001
Monk, don't forget to cut your network cable too! :)

Nik at 12:33:40 Friday January 26 2001
Alex is playing Teena Marie's It Must Be Magic on Soul24-7. Cheesy Bennett started all this yesterday by playing Portugese Love.......

Timbo at 12:32:24 Friday January 26 2001
..mmmmmmm.. Jazz FM are playing Ku, very nice..

Bribo in @ work popping about quietly! at 12:31:55 Friday January 26 2001
Alex j is playing "It must be magic" on soul24-7

Fred the spider on Monks office wall at 12:26:31 Friday January 26 2001
Hello Ollie Maate! Do you need a new chew yet?

Gary.M. at 12:22:23 Friday January 26 2001
Afternoon Maates. Oi Scouser Paul, just spent 3 enjoyable days in Liverpool on business. I wasn't robbed and I didn't have me jam jar broken into, is this a record?. Will discuss more with you in deepest darkest Bedfordshire 2morrow night. Can't make tonight soulboys and girls, got the kids, so have a good one and have a snakebite on me TTFN XX

Monk work in g behind a closed office door with my phone turned off! at 12:18:37 Friday January 26 2001
Well here's mine: "The day could simply speed by, IAN. You could find it a challenge to complete all of your tasks. If there is something that you absolutely must get done, allow extra time for it today. You could experience frequent interruptions and personal distractions that will make it difficult to stay focused. You might want to close your office door and turn off your phone! That way, nothing can disturb your work sanctuary." Well I'll just about make it to the orange bar about midnight tonight, if that's right!!!!!

Niki at 12:16:19 Friday January 26 2001
Bribo, thanks for the advice :o))))

Roy Williamson in London at 12:13:32 Friday January 26 2001
If you are into good UK Black Music than check out an act called fly by nature. They have been playing at various venues around London including the Sound Republic and the Ion Bar and more recently they have been gaining quite a bit of airplay on Soul 24-7 and support from the likes of John Willis, Chris Wells and Chris Jay of the Sourmash Collective. If you would like to find out more about them, visit www.flybynature.ukgateway.net

Bribo in @ work watching Niki's back! at 11:52:19 Friday January 26 2001
Niki. Good morning to ya missy. Answer is this time square biz. Keep away from men smoking reefers. That's how not to be spaced out.

Steve, visit in g a family member! :O at 11:48:43 Friday January 26 2001
Forget that, I've had a second opinion... ____ Gemini (May 21-June 20) You are quick and intellectual, and are a thinker. People like you because you are a bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest. ___ (http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0000758.html)

Steve, squeez in g me spots! :) at 11:44:51 Friday January 26 2001
Any other Geminis, heres your horoscope. We'll all be feeling like teenagers tonight. So, we'll all be sick on Cider and get nicked in the Capri on the way home ! :) Actually, I feel like a teenager most nights, although they're quite tricky to get hold of! ______ You might be in a very outgoing mood, STEVE. You'll want to test your charms with a large group of people. Go to a lively club or bar after work. Or spend some time chatting with others at a coffeehouse. You'll want to make some new friends and to share your thoughts about life. You could feel like a teenager again, getting into some playful discussions and lively exchanges of jokes. _____

Nik at 11:31:37 Friday January 26 2001
Actually, I'm sure we saw her at Southport too. Back in the days of Wiggsy and Big Stu (Winder). Anyone remember? It's all a bit hazy.....

QC at 11:28:6 Friday January 26 2001
HB, I'll look forward to it ;o)

Niki at 11:27:28 Friday January 26 2001
I was at the Lady T concert at Hammersmith. I do believe that she headlined at Southport the following week. It was a long time ago. I also thought that the relationship with Rick James was well known, and she was the subject of race hate because of it. All that #they called me vanilla child# stuff. Name that tune, cos I'm crap...

HB at 11:26:46 Friday January 26 2001
QC - if only I could come toninte - I would sweep you off your feet ... maybe next time ?

Niki prepar in g to be spaced-out at 11:23:56 Friday January 26 2001
Morning all! Looking forward to seeing most of you later on.... are we all to play out tonight?????? Had a good laff at my horoscope today (at astrocenter.com) "Prepare yourself for a surprise today, NICOLA. Perhaps it will come from someone else, or perhaps it will come from yourself. Either way, by the time evening rolls around, you are apt to be feeling quite lovey-dovey and rather spaced out. Give in to the lethargic attitude that might sweep your being this evening. This is your time to play, so put work aside and have a good time while letting your emotions dictate your actions." I didn't make it up honest!!!!

Timbo at 11:11:26 Friday January 26 2001
PS - of corse that did give that classic from MS Ross " Chain Reaction" hahahahahaha

Timbo at 11:5:49 Friday January 26 2001
"It Must be Magic" answer - yes she has now admitted to a "relationship" with slick rick - Did you know "I'm a sucker" was written for Diana Ross ? RJ was going to be producing Ms Ross's album instead he worked with Lady T. and Diana went with the Bee Gees hahahah - LOL

Steve in Work at 10:54:28 Friday January 26 2001
Hope to see you later then Bev!

Bribo at 10:51:27 Friday January 26 2001
The only time the girl was over here, and I missed her? ... Timbo.... Square biz I presume!... I've got a question for you ... Did "nasty" Rick James get his end away with the great Lady T ? Is that why she is so religous?...... answers on a post card to .....

Timbo at 10:40:41 Friday January 26 2001
Sorry TD - didn't have a chance to get back on - looks as though Bribo got there before me - good man - did anybody else see Teena at the Ham Odeon ? now there's an artist we should get over for Caister !!! .. "I pull rabbit from a hat..." - that's an easy one. PS - Maynard Ferguson (The Boss) - did a great instrumental version of Porteguse Love - from the "Hollywood" Album circa '82 - produced by Stanley Clarke - now where did I put my trumpet player's anorak !

Bev in so happy that it's (ready for it Kaya?) CRUNCHIE DAY - Yipeeeeeeeeeee at 10:15:42 Friday January 26 2001
Mornin Maates!! I want a bit of TJ tonite now!! Anyone for Big Stu's 2morrow??

Monk at 10:11:11 Friday January 26 2001
Mornin' Maates, Oi Steve I'll have a camera with me tonight! see you all later!

Steve in the mirror at 9:2:50 Friday January 26 2001
Morning maates! Right, I've done me hair, ooz got the camera tonight? :)

lucy at 9:1:14 Friday January 26 2001
EF......well can you hurry up, i've been sitting on this crapper for about 14 hours!!!! my bottie looks like a tennis ball....oh er

Bribo at 8:49:49 Friday January 26 2001
Sorry I forgot my manners .....Morning all.. So how the devil are you lot?

Bribo at 8:46:12 Friday January 26 2001
TD...." It's oh so crazy!. What you do to me baby" I'll have my snakebite on the 3rd Feb @ LL for CD birthday. Thankyou.

Bribo in @ work at 8:41:43 Friday January 26 2001
TD... I can't believe you stumped them with that easy song quiz. Call you lot Lady T fans? The answer is : You Make Love Like Springtime from the album Irons in the fire.....Damn I'm good!!

Monk at 0:27:25 Friday January 26 2001
Night Maates see you all later!

Monk at 0:11:16 Friday January 26 2001
Mornin'

Kaya at 0:0:23 Friday January 26 2001
Mornin'

TD at 23:51:33 Thursday January 25 2001
"...you say you love me with your eyes, my heart soars up to the skies..." a snakebite tomorrow night for the first person to tell me the next two lines!

TD at 23:50:1 Thursday January 25 2001
Evening Monk! Yes, QC 'Tis Ms Marie...

Monk at 23:49:17 Thursday January 25 2001
Evenin' maates!!

QC at 23:40:21 Thursday January 25 2001
TD, It is Teena Marie though????

TD at 23:33:18 Thursday January 25 2001
or is it 'slowly unaware' and 'floating softly'..?

TD at 23:31:47 Thursday January 25 2001
another snippet..."Early morning whispers to me softly unaware, I awake to fingers floating gently through my hair..."

Kaya at 23:22:52 Thursday January 25 2001
Not ' Behind The Groove ' ...next...

Kaya at 23:20:56 Thursday January 25 2001
Always room for you Doris...xxx

Doris at 23:3:35 Thursday January 25 2001
See everyone tomorrow! Kaya I'll ring you!

Doris at 22:33:23 Thursday January 25 2001
Hello QC - up for a chat?

Doris at 22:30:56 Thursday January 25 2001
So Kaya, any room at the penthouse for a homeless Essex bird looking to get mashed up for the cup tomorrow???? Go on, I'll even buy a drink or dozen!

Nik at 22:30:19 Thursday January 25 2001
TD, is it "Behind the Groove"???????????

Kaya at 21:10:42 Thursday January 25 2001
Evenin' all. Cheers Richard! Much appreciated.

Richard in Bradwell G.Y. at 21:6:39 Thursday January 25 2001
Hi, Niki & Kaya. Ian tells me you need photo's for "back in the day" part 2. I've just shown Ian a few & after he'd cracked a few ribs laughing, said you might be interested in using a few. I've given him a selection & he'll bring them to London on the 9th. Hope your all well, see you at Caister, LOL Richard XXXXXXXXXX

TD at 19:57:30 Thursday January 25 2001
(name this tune)"...you know that you make me so happy (baby), I couldn't leave you if I tried, (no-n-no-oh) I had a dream, it was you, I made a wish (darlin) you made it come trueoooh, Ooooh, Oooh, Oooh-woooh.."

Timbo at 18:29:51 Thursday January 25 2001
TD - not my scene - "But it must Magic ?"

HB at 18:26:33 Thursday January 25 2001
F**k E-biz - this is a Square Biz

Timbo at 18:24:52 Thursday January 25 2001
.......now don't be too slick Rick........

CD-Lurking at 18:9:16 Thursday January 25 2001
BOO!

Paul at 17:59:51 Thursday January 25 2001
mulletsgalore.com :oD

Kaya at 17:54:6 Thursday January 25 2001
'been known to do a bit of suckin' meself...

Timbo at 17:47:23 Thursday January 25 2001
For any other Lady T fans - check out www.teenamarie.com

Timbo at 17:46:20 Thursday January 25 2001
I'm just a sucker..........

Rick at 17:39:38 Thursday January 25 2001
(whispered softly) #....Teena....#

Timbo at 17:38:4 Thursday January 25 2001
The Lady T on the site - I'm in lurveeeeeeee

Teena at 17:23:15 Thursday January 25 2001
#On a starry Winter's night in Portugal, where the ocean kissed the southern shore#

EF at 17:21:58 Thursday January 25 2001
In that case, Lucy, I'm yer man!

lucy in still in Limbo at 16:30:4 Thursday January 25 2001
that was toilet paper to wipe my arse........

Bribo at 16:17:32 Thursday January 25 2001
It has been increadably dull in here today ... Lurk, kurk

Media Whores at 16:7:2 Thursday January 25 2001
we love you Gene!!!

Gene at 16:5:11 Thursday January 25 2001
# Let's sit down for a minute, listen to what I have to say#

Steve in Work at 16:0:53 Thursday January 25 2001
Oh go on then Gene. Get us a pint first though!

Monk at 15:58:9 Thursday January 25 2001
Afternoon Maates! bit quiet in here today! back later!

Gene at 15:52:32 Thursday January 25 2001
#Won't you let me make luuuurve, wont you let me make love to you. Won't you let me make a liiittle lu-uuuuuve, wont you let me make love to you#

Kaya at 15:44:52 Thursday January 25 2001
well, this is all TOO exciting today!! I've been overworked and under appreciated (what's new) and I haven't eaten yet!! Oh well, at least I managed 2 pints of lager-beer and 2 plays of the 'Soul Togetherness 2000' CD! It seems a very popular selection - the Gene Chandler track, especially, has been commented on favourably....Radio 1 at the moment but I have the feeling that all that is about to change.....

EF at 15:30:4 Thursday January 25 2001
Sorry Lucy...no fish!!

Nik at 14:52:24 Thursday January 25 2001
Exciting in here......

LUCY in Limbo at 13:6:1 Thursday January 25 2001
Everybody's fool..........i'll take you sweets, sound exactly what i'm looking for...do you get the tissue after aswell??????

Everybody's Fool at 12:48:18 Thursday January 25 2001
Available Immediately: Gorgeous, talented, hardworking individual. Can do anything. Needs to be appreciated. Needs more bloody cash than he's on at the moment and not to be blames for other people fu**ing up!!!

Niki at 12:8:7 Thursday January 25 2001
www.mulletjoe.com :o)))))

Niki........ not that busy, obviously at 12:6:26 Thursday January 25 2001
Oi Lamont! Don't you mean #You made me a big cheeser#.......?

Steve in Work at 11:38:17 Thursday January 25 2001
Better brush me hair for tomorrow then! What time does it kick owf?

Lamont at 11:18:1 Thursday January 25 2001
#You made me, you made me, you made me (oh yes you did) I'm a believer, ooo took me shook me turned my life aroooound, showed me joy could be found#

Kaya at 10:58:32 Thursday January 25 2001
Frostie's number on it's way to you, craig...

Craig at 10:51:38 Thursday January 25 2001
Mornin' Mates.Anyone seen or heard from Frostie lately ? If you get a chance nik mail me his home number.Cheers.

Brian Holland at 10:41:59 Thursday January 25 2001
Oi, Lamont, you're crap without me & Eddie!

Lamont at 10:35:17 Thursday January 25 2001
#mama love me to the max, mama love me to the max, mama love me to the max, love me to the max, love me to the max......#

Niki still listen in g to Lamont Dozier at 10:30:41 Thursday January 25 2001
Mornin' all! Busy, busy..............

Kaya at 10:8:31 Thursday January 25 2001
Mornin maaates! Carl, as 'official photographer' it's my duty to take pics of the 'regulars!! I hear that the digi cams will be out in force tomorrow night, anyway...

Carl D at 9:36:40 Thursday January 25 2001
Kaya, sorry for the late response. I've hurt my neck & wasn't in yesterday. The answer in yes of course (but can I borrow you so you get some piccies of our regulars). Just answered a few e-mails on Chocolate Soul - looks like its going to be a busy one! I really can't wait for Friday. PS Bribo, thanks again for da recipe. See you all tomorrow.

Bribo in @work at 8:39:19 Thursday January 25 2001
CD.& Doris.. Your pic is on 24-7 site. Charleys angel styley! Welcome to the family...

Max Bygraves S in ging along alone. at 7:8:39 Thursday January 25 2001
You know you're problem ?You just don't know a good tune when you hear one.I shall not be visiting this site ever again!

Max Bygraves.Altogether now s in g-a-long-a-Max at 7:4:39 Thursday January 25 2001
When it's spring again i'll bring again,Tulips from Amsterdam.............

Kev James at 5:38:43 Thursday January 25 2001
Mornin!

Kerri in just got home after a rather hectic work do at 2:13:56 Thursday January 25 2001
CD the frenchie was of the Martin variety not the Sean-I hope that helps you-I'm about to disturb him now- I've just arrived home a little bit pi**ed and he won't be pleased when I stumble up the stairs singing and dancin and wakin him up especially as he is at work for 6-oooops I'm in trouble

Doris at 0:38:13 Thursday January 25 2001
Anyone around?

Tigger at 0:16:13 Thursday January 25 2001
Hear Hear!

piglet at 0:14:56 Thursday January 25 2001
Oi Arse leave may friend out of this!!!

Arse at 0:11:1 Thursday January 25 2001
Poo

Monk at 0:10:51 Thursday January 25 2001
Nite Maates! sleep well, hope the viruses don't bite!!!!

K at 0:10:47 Thursday January 25 2001
?

Kaya at 0:10:21 Thursday January 25 2001
Night All. Mornin' All.

Kaya at 0:9:47 Thursday January 25 2001
Night All. Mornin' All.

Niki in the web-witching hour at 23:55:3 Wednesday January 24 2001
On my way in.....

Kaya at 23:19:14 Wednesday January 24 2001
CD, I think you'll find that that's French the younger :) Chatroom N E 1 ?

CD at 23:11:56 Wednesday January 24 2001
Frenchie Sean/Martin !!! which Frenchie are you, I am not pissed just tiddley tipsy whatever that is????????????????

CD- Slightly tipsy on wine at 23:8:3 Wednesday January 24 2001
'fraid not Paul, I promised some friends in Brentwood that I would spend most of the weekend with them, plus I need to save some pennies too

Paul popping in & out while watching a film at 23:1:13 Wednesday January 24 2001
Allo, CD! Are you up for Bedfordshire this w/e?

Lithe Bloke at 22:59:19 Wednesday January 24 2001
Paul, you are a star! Lithe no less it just gets better and better

CD at 22:56:24 Wednesday January 24 2001
Allo Scouse!

Chicken D- Blow in g raspberries for no reason n at 22:55:21 Wednesday January 24 2001
Allo Sean,Niki, Kaya,Doris,Kev,Conrad,Monk,Craig, Bev,Tim,and Bribo(in no particular order) W'appen Maates!- A big WELCOME to Rachel, are you Maises cousin?....and will we see you at the next LL?-Doris, darling thanks for the advice, I shall let you know what happens-As for raspberry blowing, it can get messy.............Oi! who are you calling strange?

Paul at 22:42:1 Wednesday January 24 2001
Evenin' all. Conrad, I can now get Solar again but only on RealPlayer @ 49k. This is twice the rate I could manage on dial-up. I've never been able to access it using Media Player, not even the latest version. Kaya, I believe that THAT Frenchie is not the rotund one but the rather more lithe chap from Reading with the jelly shoes :o)

Frenchie in having a personality crisis at 22:37:59 Wednesday January 24 2001
Evenin' Kaya. The Frenchie of the non Sean variety.Hopefully this will not come as too big a disappointment.

Kaya at 22:26:32 Wednesday January 24 2001
Evenin' Frenchie...but just WHICH Frenchie?

Kaya - just in from deepest, darkest Essex at 22:25:47 Wednesday January 24 2001
Alllo Maaaates! I'm just off to roll me first reefer of the day...Niki, any more news on 'Dam details? Sorry I didn't call you back last night, I 'did a Craig' (ie, fell asleep early!). Call me when you get in, I'll be up for a coupla hours yet...ttfn...xxxxxx Kev, anytime maaate!:)

Frenchie in Gettin my lawyers on the E.coli case at 22:24:34 Wednesday January 24 2001
CD:Restaurants from hell! You'd ave thought I would've spotted that camera crew following me round all my favourite eateries but there ya go. I never saw it comin.

Kev James at 22:7:47 Wednesday January 24 2001
Ian, I think I'm having agg with my e-mail, give me a bell on 01206 852469 or 07932 041931 when you can. cheers

Conrad in Curtom-ing it up at home at 21:54:47 Wednesday January 24 2001
Niki,i'll mention the difficulties you r all having when i next speak to the powers @ Solar;see if i can get any explanation or solution. I'll make an entry on here if i can help.Meanwhile take it easy....you Amsterdammers could try that well known hotel called "thai-stick heaven" that i once experienced;its cheap,gives loadsa fresh air&wakes you up in a different street in the city every morning...later.

Dave Smith in cannock at 21:52:0 Wednesday January 24 2001
Stafford ok

Doris plann in g lots of holidays! at 21:36:24 Wednesday January 24 2001
Kaya - ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!! I wanna come and mid-price sounds OK! Whats the damage and Shall I give you a cheque tomorrow at TJ's?

Ian in G.Y. at 21:33:46 Wednesday January 24 2001
Allo Kev, no email yet.

Kev James in Colchester at 20:11:5 Wednesday January 24 2001
Niki&Kaya,thanks for putting the do on the calender I did as you said Nik all ok now. I appreciate your time & trouble. Maz,thanks! Ian Ive emailed my number to ya let me know if you got it on the forum, cheers everyone, be lucky

CD- in disgust at 20:7:44 Wednesday January 24 2001
RESTURANTS FROM HELL NOW ON ITV STARTED AT 8PM TTFN

Monk at 19:40:27 Wednesday January 24 2001
Oi HB, kayas method of relaxation sounds best to me!

Monk still in his office at 19:39:2 Wednesday January 24 2001
Bloody work!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! well that out of my system, Good evenin' Maates! Hope everyone is alright, back around 10-30!

Ian at 19:34:22 Wednesday January 24 2001
Alllo Niki!!! Richards wiv me and would like to say that everyone is invited to his birthday party at Tipplers on the second Sunday in March, very late lockin assured!!!!!

Ian in G.Y. at 19:31:30 Wednesday January 24 2001
Kev, Sorry i didn't get back to you, i was under the impression that Carl D had a spare copy, and that you were sorted. I'll get back on the case. If you don't want cd then a i know someone who may be able to "burn" you a copy onto vinyl, don't know how much it will cost though. Any chance of emailing me your phone no. Oi!!! Bev can't wait 'till Essence either!!! Will be doing the whole weekend this time...

Niki 'av in a lurk at 19:27:15 Wednesday January 24 2001
Allo maates!

kAYA at 18:8:43 Wednesday January 24 2001
SEE Y'ALL

Steve, try in g to explain his-self to the nice man from the RSPCA at 17:48:41 Wednesday January 24 2001
Kaya, it is my understanding that it's possible to purchase pre nad-less kitties from most animal retailers! My german shephard is currently wearing one of them wide collar things so it doesn't eat the bandage on it's foot. I could watch her for hours as it tries, with a perplexed look on her face, to get into the kennel that's now 6 inches thinner than the width of her collar thing!

Steve, salivat in g over all the doos to attend wiv me maates! at 17:37:13 Wednesday January 24 2001
Cheers Bev, lucky I recently invested in some durable drinking boots for this year!

Bev in slurping me coffee at 17:8:1 Wednesday January 24 2001
'allo maates - I am still about - lurking mostly. Oi Steve - Soul Essence is 6th, 7th and 8th April - Northern & Modern!! Anyone up for Big Stu's doo this weekend?? ttfn xx

TD at 17:6:0 Wednesday January 24 2001
No Nads in my 'ouse!!

Kaya at 17:5:37 Wednesday January 24 2001
Carl D et al, will I be on the guestlist tomorrow night? as the Soulboys official photographer, of course!!

Timbo at 15:31:0 Wednesday January 24 2001
So you've now got 2 nad-less pussies eh ! Legs - don't let them near your's luv !

Hornblower at 15:29:20 Wednesday January 24 2001
Sorry gang can't make it that weekend as our band are competeing in the Regional Finals - but one of Timbo's bitches (Mel)is out there for her 30th that weekend - with a bunch of Air Hostesses (gutted or what) - shall I ask her to invite some stewards too ? Craig - could be some of your old chums !!

Kaya at 14:51:5 Wednesday January 24 2001
Wilerforce is very well, thanks Timbo. After a troubled night he started biting & playing at 6.00am...as usual!

Craig at 14:37:46 Wednesday January 24 2001
Oi Timbo, I hear Amsterdam has some very interesting Sauna's,just the place you could relax while we're getting off our faces in the Bars.

Timbo in Horsham at 14:30:41 Wednesday January 24 2001
Oi Burfday girl - does this mean another expedition to OXO ?

Bribo in @ work at 14:19:27 Wednesday January 24 2001
Ello People!, Since It's CD's Birthday for the next L.L, I think that I shall dust off the O'l dancing shoes yet again. That's twice within a time period of two months. I'm such a party animal. It has to be done.

Timbo at 13:51:38 Wednesday January 24 2001
oi Kaya - how is the Nadless Wilberforce bearing up ?

HB in Swat HQ at 13:49:3 Wednesday January 24 2001
TD - getting stoned is not the answer - I recomend a good work-out in the gym followed by a Sauna - then some relaxation techniques - such as gentle mediation to the sound of waves on a beach or the sound of a pod of dolphins..........

Maz at 13:28:23 Wednesday January 24 2001
Kev, have you tried the Goldsoul website - they have links listed where you might be able to get your GG track?

Kaya at 13:25:13 Wednesday January 24 2001
Aaaaaargh!! So...bloody....busy!!! I haven't had a cigarette since 8.30 this morning!!! Gawd, I sure AM gonna get stoned tonight!!!!!

Niki at 13:9:11 Wednesday January 24 2001
Snakey, happy new year to you too!!

The Ssssnake at 12:27:27 Wednesday January 24 2001
GUNG HAY FAT CHOI

Kaya at 12:1:25 Wednesday January 24 2001
Thanks Rachel, a new perspective is always welcome... might see you at the LL for Dawn's birthday...xxx

Rachel in @ work at 11:58:29 Wednesday January 24 2001
Just logged into Soulboys - Great Site!!! Haven't done any work all morning, I'll probably get the sack!! Looking through the photos seen many many familiar faces, my cousin's friend "Dawn", yo Dawn. We were at LL the other week and took a few pics, if you like I can try and get them scanned in and sent to you?

kaya at 11:38:14 Wednesday January 24 2001
e-mail address....

Kaya at 11:37:25 Wednesday January 24 2001
I don't care where we stay, as long as we do! Please feel free to get me your contact details ASAP & I'll arrange times when I can meet everyone individually and pick up deposits, etc...I was thinking of blowing out the LL next time but seeing as it's Ms Drumsticks' Birthday I might HAVE TO go!!! Damn & Blast!!

Craig at 11:16:51 Wednesday January 24 2001
A Midrange Hotel sounds good to me,Yipeeeeeeeee(again)Will i have time to go on the Canal Tour ? I didn't get a chance last time ,I was too busy shopping.(Whatever happened to those Cowboy Boots I bought ?)and i never got to the Red light district either. ;0)

Craig at 11:12:41 Wednesday January 24 2001
I just insatlled AOL's 50 hours free internet access here at work.Yipeeeeeeeeee, anyone fancy the Chatroom.

Craig at 11:10:57 Wednesday January 24 2001
Mornin' Nik, don't you mean "stagger".

Nik at 9:46:26 Wednesday January 24 2001
Craig, I've already been on the case re: hotels. I'm looking at cheapish places not far from Dam Square so we haven't got to walk too far!! Our choices range from Dorms at 50 guilders (£20) a night, to a reasonable en-suite double at around NLG200 room (£80 each for two nights). Having experienced the delights of the Dam's budget hotels, I'd suggest we go for decent double/twin rooms in a hotel with a lift, but it's up to you lot. Have we got an idea of numbers? Hands up everyone who wants to come to Amsterdam in March?

Niki at 9:36:23 Wednesday January 24 2001
And Frostie and Webbo are guesting on Solar soon, I hear!!

Craig at 9:36:21 Wednesday January 24 2001
Amsterdam looks like a go-er then ! Who's got time to start snooping at B& B's ? Do you think they have a Dutch version of the "Bates Motel " I'll try later if i can.Also wouldn't it be better to fly from city Airport ?

Nik at 9:35:53 Wednesday January 24 2001
But I would still listen to Solar if I could. Honest!

Nik at 9:35:12 Wednesday January 24 2001
I was a collaborator in the great Soul 24-7 mutiny as well.... sorry! :o)

Niki at 9:29:4 Wednesday January 24 2001
Morning maaates. Alan, your birthday? Get yer drinking boots on.....Woo Woo!!!!! Conrad, I've never been able to connect to Solar on the Internet. It used to be the case (about 18 months to 2 years ago) that Solar was only using an ordinary 64k telephone line to stream the audio for the Internet, so it was nigh-on impossible to listen to it without it buffering all over the place and sounding crappy. Now you can't even get a stream on either Real or Win Media!! And I've only got cable telly......

Kaya at 8:3:58 Wednesday January 24 2001
Mornin Maaates! Kev, your doo is ON the calendar already, maate...

Conrad at 0:15:37 Wednesday January 24 2001
enquiries@solarradio.com .....good luck

Doris at 23:40:22 Tuesday January 23 2001
E-mail address!

Conrad in hittin the e mail at 23:38:30 Tuesday January 23 2001
If you're having trouble with Solar send some e mails to their guest book,as they should know - alternatively get Sky Digital(channel 944).P.s.If your up Fridaynight/ Saturday morning 1am-3am don't forget my Weekly outing(plug,plug...hope you don't mind???),Jazz,Soul,U.S.Garage,great if you are just gettin in from a hard evening out.

Doris at 23:38:17 Tuesday January 23 2001
Hello all! Do I understand we have a contact in Barca? If so that is mega as i am going over there on 14 May for a couple of days! Rikki, drop me a line - e-mail above! Kaya, I'm up for 16th! Cash or Cheque for payment! And £52 sounds mega! Speak to you later!

Alan in Rainham at 23:22:44 Tuesday January 23 2001
Allo maaates! Frosties do sounds good, its my birthday that night too! Hope i can drag a few maaates along!

Monk at 22:55:18 Tuesday January 23 2001
Ah well, I'm no better, It's sat night for me!

HB at 22:54:48 Tuesday January 23 2001
Oi - Dawn your Birthday up LL on 3rd ? WOO WOO !!!

Frenchie at 22:49:9 Tuesday January 23 2001
MONK,that's what comes of having a half Scottish girlfriend who happens to be working late on burns night.

Monk at 22:48:27 Tuesday January 23 2001
Oopps Thursday

Monk at 22:40:40 Tuesday January 23 2001
Evenin' Maates! Oi Frenchie. I thought Weds was Haggis, neeps and tatties day!

Kerri in at home at 22:32:25 Tuesday January 23 2001
Has anyone had any problems listening to Solar on-line a message keeps coming up with '//Bates Motel' half way through the address ......

Niki at 21:34:11 Tuesday January 23 2001
Kev, no line under the 10th?? Have you tried refreshing the page?

Kev James at 21:18:25 Tuesday January 23 2001
Niki, theres no line under the 10th so I cant access it darling.

Niki at 21:15:1 Tuesday January 23 2001
Evening all. Kev, your gig's there I think - 10th Feb????? Have we got it wrong?

Paul at 20:53:33 Tuesday January 23 2001
Kev, NP, mate :o)

Kev James at 20:53:20 Tuesday January 23 2001
Kaya, was there a problem with getting that gig on the calender? if so no problem thanks for your time anyway mate.

Paul at 20:52:31 Tuesday January 23 2001
We're going for a 40th birthday doo/ Jazz festival so I suppose that makes it ok, then.

Kev James at 20:50:54 Tuesday January 23 2001
Paul, thanks mate, trying to get vinyl first I will let you know cheers.

Frenchie at 20:38:26 Tuesday January 23 2001
PAUL, thought so, went there once for lunch,however went to Malgrat about a million times way back when.Sorry this is gettin like wish you were here.

Paul at 20:30:23 Tuesday January 23 2001
Ello, Frenchie! I've just checked the map & Malgrat is about 5k from Blanes, 60k from Barca.

Chicken Drumstick at 20:28:29 Tuesday January 23 2001
Allo Mates!Ohh Goody another boat do..cheers M F, I can't wait-Craig Yes my darling! I wouldn't dream of letting anyone else escort me to Lacey on my 30th B/Day! Doris hun, could you look through something for me please I will e-mail it to you vsoon- Oi Tim shout a bit louder hun I didn't her you the first time! Hi Queen Cheese, How are ya Cheesing?

Paul at 20:25:7 Tuesday January 23 2001
Kev, I have that GG track on mp3 if you are desparate. Can burn a CD.

Frenchie in having an early Burns night at 20:25:5 Tuesday January 23 2001
BUUUURRRPPP! Scuse me I always seem to be lurking just after dinner.Haggis,Neeps and Tatties tonite boys n girls if anyones interested. PAUL, anywhere near Malgrat de mar?

Kev James at 19:56:30 Tuesday January 23 2001
Ian, any news on the choon mate?

Dave in at home at 19:19:53 Tuesday January 23 2001
Thanx Niki for passing on the message....Paul ta 4 answering dunno how long you've known him 4 , but he's a blindin' geezar and his bar and personality is the best!! Have fun.

Paul at 19:12:7 Tuesday January 23 2001
Should be a "saw" in there. Sorry.

Paul at 19:11:14 Tuesday January 23 2001
Dave C. I can confirm that Ricky's e-mail address is correct 'cos I his entry on the Solar Forum (is that sad?) asking about Chris Hill & pointed him in this direction. We are going to Barca next month so we might meet up especially if he still has that bar!

Kaya at 18:39:17 Tuesday January 23 2001
...sheesh.....;)

Steve in Work at 17:58:43 Tuesday January 23 2001
Hi Bev, when is Sould Essence? It's got October 20th - 22nd on the website.

Melissa at 17:48:3 Tuesday January 23 2001
(It's me, Kaya, in case you didn't guess...!)

Miss Lightweight in at "No Thanks, I'm Driving, Town" at 17:46:56 Tuesday January 23 2001
Hiya all! Thanks, Kaya, for inviting me to THE weekend in Hamster jam. 16th may well be better for me, too, as I'm having that one naughty G&T from Friday night liposuctioned out... OK, Kaya, you wanted a corny pun... Two weevils grew up in Cornwall. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind, drove a tractor and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. 'Nuff said..

judith chalmers at 17:22:35 Tuesday January 23 2001
i'll have to do a little research then. any takers.

Steve in Work at 17:16:38 Tuesday January 23 2001
Thanks Mrs Chalmers, but that's not the kind of ride I was hoping for! :O

Bev at 16:27:23 Tuesday January 23 2001
Oi Timbo - its even less days to Soul Essence! Far better tunes!

judith chalmers at 16:21:37 Tuesday January 23 2001
you will not need to take a bike. you can hire them in amsterdam.

Polaroid Pixie at 15:59:30 Tuesday January 23 2001
Kaya, you'll have to celebrate St Patricks day on my behalf while you're over there!!!!

Kaya at 15:46:40 Tuesday January 23 2001
Let's Ave the 16th @ 12.45 then...booking this Friday!!! Get in early!!

Hornblower at 15:44:18 Tuesday January 23 2001
Sorry about that - I'll sort 'im owt

Timbo at 15:43:27 Tuesday January 23 2001
100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go !100 Days to go ! Woo Woo !

Niki at 14:58:34 Tuesday January 23 2001
Kaya, KLM have fights available for £52 return (+ vat and airport tax I spose), but the only flights left are 9th March at 06.40 or 16th March at 12.45. Flying from Stanstead, both returning on the Sunday eve.

Jimmy Saville at 14:55:53 Tuesday January 23 2001
Now then, Now then....

DLT at 14:52:21 Tuesday January 23 2001
is that h out of steps?

Kaya at 14:37:51 Tuesday January 23 2001
H at's a funny name :O)

Kaya at 14:37:22 Tuesday January 23 2001
Well...Craig can't get the Friday or Saturday (9th/10th March) off and I can't get the Monday (12th March) off...but if we go on the 16th, we can both get the Friday, Monday AND Tuesday off! You all KNOW it makes sense!!

H at 14:21:30 Tuesday January 23 2001
Boo Hiss Kaya, never liked you anyway...!!!

H at 14:20:25 Tuesday January 23 2001
I VOTE FOR 9TH OF MARCH FOR AMSTERDAM!!! (Can I keep voting under false names???...Don't want to be left at home all alone AGAIN)

Kaya at 14:14:44 Tuesday January 23 2001
Sorry all, the 9th's out!! 16th it is!!!

Monk at 14:11:13 Tuesday January 23 2001
Oi Kaya, BOTH!!!!! Bev Ketchup rules ok!

Conrad at 14:2:50 Tuesday January 23 2001
Good news Mick Farrer,'bout time you announced the boat for Easter.Can't wait,this is an afternoon with a great music policy;something for everyone;Mr Rix & Hilly take note.

Kaya at 14:1:30 Tuesday January 23 2001
Who fancies the 9th of March and who fancies the 16th March for the Amsterdam trip>?? Let me know what evertyone prefers...

Kaya at 13:44:18 Tuesday January 23 2001
Niki, do you know the dates yet? Does it clash with the 'Dam trip? Are they playing on my Birthday?

Paul at 13:33:41 Tuesday January 23 2001
Audio, Niki. It's ok now. Also, I can't get Solar on either player, despite having the latest versions.

Niki at 13:25:23 Tuesday January 23 2001
Paul, Are you talking about the Site or the Audio-stream?The Site Server went down briefly a while ago. Only about 5 minutes though.

Niki at 13:23:31 Tuesday January 23 2001
Kaya, Fertile Ground are coming to the Jazz Cafe in March!!!

Paul at 13:2:41 Tuesday January 23 2001
My firewall didn't like 24-7 it seems.

Paul at 12:56:45 Tuesday January 23 2001
In August

Paul at 12:49:8 Tuesday January 23 2001
Acorn.

Rose in June at 12:43:58 Tuesday January 23 2001
Yes, Paul...I remember it well....(shudder)

Paul at 12:42:10 Tuesday January 23 2001
Groupshot please, Niki! some of my "individual" shots would be ah, inappropriate? BTW I'm having trouble getting Soul24-7. Any idea why? Oh, yeah, afternoon, maates!

Polaroid Pixie at 12:40:47 Tuesday January 23 2001
You boys....!!!

Kaya at 12:34:56 Tuesday January 23 2001
Afternoon maaates! Steve, the 'little tike' is having his 'nads removed today, just like his older brother - ouch!!! Craig, I like diamonds a lot (give us a ring - heheheh)... see y'all later!

Niki at 12:21:48 Tuesday January 23 2001
Allo maaates! I wanna submit some of our mug-shots to the Soul 24-7 "Family" page. Shall I try and pick some good group pics, or would you prefer individual????

Timbo in Oxford at 12:15:15 Tuesday January 23 2001
'ello maaates - Craig - I thought you got teased by sausages (especially savloys) not bacon !!

Bev in thinking about doing some dodgy dancing Friday nite too! at 11:42:53 Tuesday January 23 2001
How common - I only do brown sauce with bacon Craigy!! Probably swerve Friday nite - coz its Big Stu's doo on Saturday - defo doing that one!! ttfn xx

Craig on the special -K only diet.wish in g he wasn't though.:o( at 10:42:28 Tuesday January 23 2001
Hi Nik, don't tease me with bacon sarnies i'm starvin, me diets working though, i think! Bev.You joining us for dodgy dancin' Friday night Bev ? By the way,you've dropped tomato sauce all down your blouse.He heeeeeeeeee.

Craig at 10:36:55 Tuesday January 23 2001
Mornin', Amsterdam = Diamonds.Yum yum.Oi Kaya start saving NOW!!!!! What with Vets bills(Steve, Wiberforce is one of our kittens)Caister deposits and Boat Trips i better get a new credit card.Yipeeeeeeeeeeee.Hiya CD i may be doing the LL on the 3rd,want me to be your Escort for the night ?

Bev at 10:35:47 Tuesday January 23 2001
Just had one thanx Nik!!! Mornin Maates!!

Niki prepar in g to face the World at 10:27:24 Tuesday January 23 2001
Mornin'....... bacon sarnie anyone?

nick cotton in next door to pauline fowler at 9:43:1 Tuesday January 23 2001
would anyone like my son Ashley at your fireworks display....only you'll 'ave a long wait, but don't tell me mar.

Maz at 8:42:10 Tuesday January 23 2001
Mick F - EXCELLENT!!!!! Looking forward to it!!!!

Steve in Work at 8:32:16 Tuesday January 23 2001
Must be early! Please replace Casion with "Casino" ! :)

Steve, Yawn in g coz it's so early at 8:30:44 Tuesday January 23 2001
Morning maates... Blimey, first one in(even beat the sun out of bed!) Kaya & Craig, who's the little tike? I wish him/her well whatever they're having done. Chicken Drumstick, I'm looking forward to my 2nd visit to the Casion next Saturday. See you there.

Kaya & Craig - prepar in g Wilberforce for his trip to the specialist at 23:35:0 Monday January 22 2001
The little tike's had his last meal before he goes in for surgery tomorrow (aaaah) so we hope you'll send all of your cards and flowers to the usual addresses....K, C, LM & W xxxxx

ricky in Blanes,Barcelona at 23:5:17 Monday January 22 2001
Many thaanks to Scouser Paaul for letting me know about this site.What memories it has brought back of many a MONDAY night at the Mine.Saturdays were good but monday was the night for US imports.I used to live in Gidea Park,Romford and spent many nights first at the Prohibition in Pitsea then off to Canvey and a burger stop at Rayleigh Weir on the way home.I will be staying in touch with you.............

Mick Farrer in At home checking out your website and letting you all be the 1st to know at 22:56:54 Monday January 22 2001
Hi to one and all, i'm pleased to advise you all and you are the first to know that there will be another Soul Cruise with the "usual suspects" (Gary Dennis,Terry Jones etc..)this forthcoming Easter Sunday 15th April.Thanks for all your kind comments after the xmas one and i have to say what a great job is being done with ref to this site ,as i'm sure it's hard work.Keep it Soulful, see ya soon. Mick

CD at 22:38:22 Monday January 22 2001
Hey Doris where are you?

Doris at 20:38:41 Monday January 22 2001
Kaya, Amsterdam is definately a go-er! And Dave even agreed with it! I have to say for me its the chance to go to the tulip fields and ride a bike around the city (Oh and Dave says could we pop down the red light district and pick up some educational videos!)! Just gotta start saving now! Any idea on cost - cheaper the better!?! CD will be in chat room about 10.30ish! Evening all - will be sending an e-mail re caister!

Chicken D-wait in g for eastenders at 20:4:54 Monday January 22 2001
Good evening all! Doris could you meet me in the chat room later if you can i need to speak with you,Hi Bribo, their business is called SAS(security assignments specialist)recruitment, The family said to say Hi back. Will anyone be doing the Lacey on Feb 3rd, or can anyone suggest an alternative?

Kaya at 18:6:55 Monday January 22 2001
Oi, Niki, I'm on me way over...get the kettle on!!

Kaya at 17:40:10 Monday January 22 2001
Bribo, ouch! I only had to replace 1 system file & delete a few nasties!!! Steve, the more the messier!!

Anon at 17:5:14 Monday January 22 2001
Oi Carl, it may only be 1 pack of fags, but it's several bottles of Chianti!!!!!

Bribo in @ home virusless at 16:42:12 Monday January 22 2001
Yo people!I'm back..I've beaten the virus into submision. I had to restore the whole of windows 98 with my restore disk. I've a busy task of re-installing all my software. Niki I'll e-mail you soon luy!!

Carl D at 16:25:44 Monday January 22 2001
What, only 1 spare packet - is he cutting down? Seriously, I can't wait to hear Mr Brown play. His set at the Hemel Hempsted all-dayer last year was fantastic - one of the best of 2000. We have wanted to get him down to Chocolate Soul from then. It was only the enforced break when the Orange Bar changed owners and it's name to Catch that stopped us from getting him earlier. Make sure you have hats for A'dam (Niki, remember when the canals were frozen)and say hello to Barney (& have a shake 4 me)

Niki at 16:13:49 Monday January 22 2001
Afternoon groovsters. Busy day today and gotta get sorted before the Hammers kick-off later! Hi Norfolk boys. Hi Carl, thanks for that. cya Friday, have a spare packet of fags handy for Brownie too! Kaya, Dam. Dundelt!! Steve, the museums do it for me!

Steve in Work at 15:41:20 Monday January 22 2001
Hi Carl, nice to have met you on Friday. I'll see you there this Friday. Kaya, preliminary research indicates that at least another 2 would like to join the gang in March. The historic buildings and waterways always draw me back Amsterdam time and time again! ;)

Carl D at 15:23:57 Monday January 22 2001
Steve, TJ's show is Tuesdays - 7pm-10pm GMT. We met on Friday - I was the guy giving out the flyers. See you there.

Kaya at 15:17:49 Monday January 22 2001
Hooray!! I've just found out that I've got 9.5 days holiday to take before the end of March!! Oi Monk, my Birthday weekend is 16th - 18th March in Amsterdam ... details to be arranged once I've got a better idea of numbers. Craig, we'll miss you but get stoned anyway...

Steve, hop in g to win a Chocolate Soul ticket! :) at 15:14:35 Monday January 22 2001
Hi Carl, What time is TJ playing on Tuesday. My dial-up at home is far too slow, so tonights show it out. Has Web Boy found a copy of Hustle by the Funky Worm yet? (or Harry Thuman, Underwater)???

Ian in a mainly gaelic G.Y. at 14:31:30 Monday January 22 2001
Been taken over by hundreds of sweaties. Simon, a taxi??? their to tight mate!!

Carl D at 14:24:18 Monday January 22 2001
Hi to all here on Soulboys. Firstly Niki & Kaya, thanks for the photos from your Caister Boys pages for the newsletter. Hope you all had good weekends. Another busy one down at Queens of Soul on Friday with Gary at his usual high standard (Chi & Jonny, we'll see you at Chocolate Soul with your flyers). Bribo. I'd love to get your soup recipe - living in Hackney rice'n'peas, plantain etc is a regular meal for me. Kev, I've got both the orignal GG LP as well as the Urban Classics Vol. 1 - we'll talk before "Life & Soul" about sorting out a copy. We're really looking forward to Friday and hopefully I'll get a chance to meet the regulars from this site that I don't know. If you are looking to reach "Chocolate Soul" on Friday and want to save the £5 entrance fee you can check out our show on Soul24-7 this evening (Mon) after 10pm where we will be giving away two free passes. Terry will be doing the same on his show on Tuesday (not that anyone should need an excuse to listen to TJ) so you've two chances at Freeness. I'll remind the owner of Catch to get the blackcurrant in! Take care all. Carl D - Sour Mash Collective

Simon in a hurry to get to the Celtic game at 12:30:36 Monday January 22 2001
Oi Mortimer - get to GY station - loadsoffares to Norwich from our Celtic friends......

Monk at 12:21:10 Monday January 22 2001
Doris how come you've got a firewall at home?

Steve in Work at 12:13:19 Monday January 22 2001
Doris, The latest version of ICQ is firewall friendly as it uses http, so as long as you've got dubya dubya dubya access, you can use ICQ.

Monk at 12:5:22 Monday January 22 2001
Oi Kaya wot u on about? I my be able to make it if I knew when and where?

Monk at 12:3:49 Monday January 22 2001
Mornin' all! Nik 8492389

Kaya at 11:34:44 Monday January 22 2001
Ho Hum...any more "can't make it's"? That leaves 9 people who can...maybe I should defer my birthday...

Steve in Work at 11:34:34 Monday January 22 2001
Niki, you can 'find yourself' from the ICQ website if you've forgotten your number.

Niki at 11:30:39 Monday January 22 2001
Morning Maz, Steve, Kaya, Craig. I wrote down everyone else's ICQ number (Craig, you're 70917126) but not my own!!

Craig at 11:22:39 Monday January 22 2001
Oi Kaya, whats my ICQ number ?I'll ring you soon re March 14th.No go, Richards away that week.

Craig at 11:20:8 Monday January 22 2001
Mornin' Campers, Hi-De-Hi. back to civilisation after a pretty disaterous Weekend, me new Mondeo went wonky on the M3 Saturday afternoon,(just before Basinpoke strangely enough)had it recovered to Bournemouth and repaired only to have it Drop dead again.So i've spent all weekend with a very,very nice man from the RAC.Anyway i'm looking forward to Friday night, i trust Mr Jones and Mr Brown will do us proud.I have nothing to wear though!The Cheese and Wine Pics are great aren't they ?Except the "it's my party and i'll gurn if i want to"Please don't even think of using that on my Caister pass Nik.Oh well better do some work now,I'll check in later.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Kaya at 11:19:52 Monday January 22 2001
Good Morning all!! How are we all this fine Monday morning?

Steve in Work :( at 10:57:17 Monday January 22 2001
Morning all, Hi to everyone, espesh all the really nice people I met Friday at Queens (except the cab driver on the way home who charged Slim and I £35 back to 'Nam. Lucky Slim never sat on him!). Still, it was worth it, had a top nite and made lots of new maaates! :) BTW, my ICQ no. is 14349918.

Niki at 10:47:29 Monday January 22 2001
Morning!! Monk, wot's my ICQ number?

Monk at 9:2:3 Monday January 22 2001
Mornin' Maates! looks like I missed a busy day in the forum yesterday!

Maz at 8:45:52 Monday January 22 2001
Mornin' mates! Kev - have you tried 'hard to find records'? They have a web site - www.htfr.com - not sure what it's like but you could give it a go? See everyone who's going to TCS Friday! Bev, did you get my email re: Essence? Much love xx

Nik at 0:7:27 Monday January 22 2001
Bollox, I'll sort it out tomorrow. Nite all. Sleep tite!

Nik at 23:55:6 Sunday January 21 2001
Anyone still about? Wot's my ICQ number?

Doris at 23:49:30 Sunday January 21 2001
Nite all!

Timbo at 23:46:36 Sunday January 21 2001
Thanks B-biter - I'll try Crazybeat maybe - night everyone see you soon (I hope !)

Doris at 23:40:13 Sunday January 21 2001
I tried ICQ before but my firewall dosen't like it! So as the chatroom is down I'll just finish me ironing instead! Timbo - sorry mate!

QC at 23:39:19 Sunday January 21 2001
Oh poop, I haven't installed it!

QC back in Arana Towers at 23:37:15 Sunday January 21 2001
Are you all ICQ'd up?

HB at 23:35:9 Sunday January 21 2001
Oi - Perv - I'm still'ere - oo look 1 day for every Dalmation !

Doris at 23:34:3 Sunday January 21 2001
TImbo - you'll always be the first - or so I've been told!

Timbo at 23:31:25 Sunday January 21 2001
He's gone to bed - gym or run in the mornin'

Timbo at 23:30:29 Sunday January 21 2001
I'm so glad I'm still perv 1 Doris - I was getting a little worried there - wot wiv' Bribo and the rest getting a little saucy !!

TD at 23:29:1 Sunday January 21 2001
Cheers Timbo...btw what have you done with HB??!

Doris at 23:28:26 Sunday January 21 2001
See, this site is educational!

Anon at 23:28:11 Sunday January 21 2001
http://download.cnet.com/downloads/0-10060-108-19877.html?tag=srch1

HB at 23:27:37 Sunday January 21 2001
TD - you're full of wonderful facts !!

TD at 23:27:29 Sunday January 21 2001
Doris, ICQ ("I Seek You") is an instant messaging/file transfer/chat programme, quite quick to download from: http://download.cnet.com/downloads/0-10060-108-19877.html?tag=srch1 (this'll take you to a page that explains it better) Once you've got it installed, it'll tell you when other people are online (as long as they have it running)...you'll get the gist of it...goodnight....XXXXXXXX

Timbo at 23:26:29 Sunday January 21 2001
Doris e-mail sent

TD at 23:23:39 Sunday January 21 2001
Goodnight all...btw, did you know that in the middle ages, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight"...

Doris at 23:22:6 Sunday January 21 2001
Explain ICQ to little ol'me!

Ian in G.Y. at 23:21:44 Sunday January 21 2001
Glad i carried on lurkin' Oi!!! Soul Patrol, Richard is having a birthday party next month, invites only ring 01493 651272(his missus will love that??) limited to 150 peeps.

Doris at 23:20:53 Sunday January 21 2001
Timbo - e-mail me!

TD at 23:20:18 Sunday January 21 2001
Chatroom down, I'm afraid...ICQ anyone?

Timbo at 23:19:22 Sunday January 21 2001
Doris - I need to speak to you re Gazza's Jill

HB at 23:18:34 Sunday January 21 2001
QC - can't get into chat-room ?

Doris at 23:17:34 Sunday January 21 2001
Ooops no chat room - server maintainance!

Timbo at 23:17:18 Sunday January 21 2001
Doris - I'm going in

QC & TD at 23:15:43 Sunday January 21 2001
btw the rest of the Gloria Gaynor album is pants.

HB at 23:15:31 Sunday January 21 2001
Sounds interesting - although not being a par-taking of anything might defeat the object - but Timbo the Perv must be up for the cup

Doris at 23:15:12 Sunday January 21 2001
Chat anyone?

QC & TD at 23:15:10 Sunday January 21 2001
DORIS!! Allo.

QC & TD at 23:14:35 Sunday January 21 2001
Nite Hornblower!

Doris at 23:14:24 Sunday January 21 2001
I would also like to say - "I LOVE TERRY JONES!" Roll on Friday! Caravan 28, message re caister is being sent regarding uniforms! Love all!

QC & TD at 23:13:55 Sunday January 21 2001
Allo Yarmouth bods. How was Tipplers tonite?

TD at 23:12:33 Sunday January 21 2001
btw the Gloria Gaynor album is called "Park Avenue Sound" Polydor 1978

G.Y. Soul Patrol at 23:12:22 Sunday January 21 2001
Our theme fer Caister T shirts will be a mainly Maddona theme??? Hi Ian & all.

TD & QC in CID Logistical HQ at 23:10:31 Sunday January 21 2001
BULLETIN CID Overseas manouvres are planned for the weekend of 16th to 18th March 2001 in a major Benelux City. Volunteers for Special Herbal Assignments are hereby requested.

HB at 23:8:26 Sunday January 21 2001
Keep up !! - Sort it out - Demoted from Tactical - who's gonna train the SWAT Team eh - methinks a theme for Caister T- shirt could be our Aliases ? Gonna bed soon - Gym at 6.30 tomorrow and not for the Tan Brown Cow !!

Ian in G.Y. at 23:4:42 Sunday January 21 2001
Hiya, QC, TD & Kaya!!!!

TD & QC at 23:2:17 Sunday January 21 2001
Hi IiGY, bye IiGY

Ian in G.Y. at 22:59:19 Sunday January 21 2001
After the apple & mince pies, the dietary consumption for tonight is a chilli spud wiv egg mayonnaise, LUVEEEERLY, blame Knowsley for that one. Oi!!! Chrispy you've got a good deal free b&b + free bar, good boy!!! Anyone else want to dj in G.Y.??? Kev gis a ring 'bout the Gloria Gaynor toon, 07879680162, sounds good. Update on the 3rd room at Caister. New weekender in Feb at the vauxhall (bit of a Glastobury thing) are using the games room as a third venue, no probs moving pool tables etc etc. So Rixie's got no excuse!!!! By the way the East Coast Collective are organizing the radio room for said event, Dead beat weekender, the only dj's i know are Patrick Forge & Keb Darge, the other dj's sound like a spiritual life music collective??? Oh well the spud's gone cold so i'm orf to bed cya!!

TD & QC at 22:59:18 Sunday January 21 2001
HB, you've already been demoted from Tactical, and we can't offer you a job in Intelligence. Latrine duty for you my lad.

QC at 22:56:43 Sunday January 21 2001
HB, keep up!

Timbo at 22:51:3 Sunday January 21 2001
Nik - the Event Calender shows Jan Feb instead of Feb March

TD & QC in CID Special Twig at 22:50:42 Sunday January 21 2001
Evenin' Doris, CD, Ali, Simon, Ellie, Darren and Kerri.

Niki & Kaya at 22:42:23 Sunday January 21 2001
TJ!!! We luuuuuv you! Thanks for stopping by and saying such nice fings. Last month's Choc Soul was a blast, thanks for the birthday tunes! The Soulboys will be out in force again next Friday, it's even rumoured that the Websters and the Syrups will be along for Brownie's debut! Can't wait for the new stuff, will we get a sneak preview on Tuesday's show? Cya Friday xxxxx

Kerri in waiting for me Indian its due any minute now at 21:28:45 Sunday January 21 2001
Thanks Kaya for spotting that one- I do look a bit like the Hood from thunderbirds probably a bit too much fine wine belive it or not there was no cassis is sight that night. However, this weekend has been a bit different cassised to the max-by the way Niki cassis, lager and cider tastes quite nice try it you never know......

Darren at 21:23:47 Sunday January 21 2001
Hey top photos!I was there then!Just got in from the pub, I feel some tunes coming on.Been lurking recently, work keeps getting the way.Boo.I know you all got soul, so have a funky week. Now wheres that JD n coke?

Lurketta-Lurking arahnd at 20:21:33 Sunday January 21 2001
Lurk,lurky lurk lurk,lurk lurky lurkall this lurking larek could become very boring......you know!

tj the dj in Shooters Hill at 20:4:4 Sunday January 21 2001
Hello Gang, hope u r all doin' well, and keepin' it very SOULFUL. Just wanted to give a shout for all u lot that helped make the last Chocolate Soul a killer, and a big thanks to Uncle Gary for doin what he does best..... playin' brilliant tunes. Hey I just had a thought, maybe if Nicky could have a birthday every month, then it would be easy. Hope to see some of you next week, will be droppin' a few new tunes which I premiered in Derby last night, they took the roof of the place, so get your dancin' shooz ready to roll gang, gonna be some killas on parade. Keep the site flowing, it's the best on the web........... TJ

Ellie in Swanley at 19:13:24 Sunday January 21 2001
South London Correspondent reporting: Funking goodone at Bar Latino in Croydon last nite, I'll let y'all know when the next one is happnin. Until then, might see some of you at LL,praps, maybe, if the entire universe dont blow it out??

Ali at 18:11:24 Sunday January 21 2001
Hello everyone! I seem to have been away for ages! Been a bit under the weather, but back on form now - ish - there's a lot of it about you know - dead arm syndrome - me and Lynda&Chop have had it and wonder if its what Bev has had too - I blame Monk personally. Feb 10th in Lehman St sounds interesting - also Tony Bloke's b/day that day, so maybe we'll be graced with his presence too.....? Photos from last week are cool as was the doo and the music! Made a dead good change. However, Gilly & I are writing our lines - a zillion x "I must try harder to get there for Sean's set". We ALWAYS show just as he's coming off! Bummer! Why he play so early?! Hope all is well. ttfn. xx.

Simon in bed with spots at 17:37:37 Sunday January 21 2001
was just gonna lurk, but thought I'd say Allloooo anyway

CD at 17:16:54 Sunday January 21 2001
Hi all, great pics of the cheese and wine,sad to know I missed a good'n-Bribo,this morning was bedtime, I was kiddnapped by friends from the overdraft pub, popped into the liquid bar for one(t'was empty at 11.45)then left to meet up with other friends, for an evening of music, Drinks D**** and much laughter.

Doris at 17:16:45 Sunday January 21 2001
Cheers for the warning Kaya!! And the pictures look brilliant! Nice that for once I wasn't terrified of what I had done!

Kaya at 16:56:35 Sunday January 21 2001
Kerri!! Those eyes!! ps, how about a Snakebite & Grenadine?

Kaya at 16:53:55 Sunday January 21 2001
VERY IMPORTANT: if any of you are sent something called 'snow white & the seven dwarfs' from HaHaHa, DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY - you know I wouldn't say this in jest!

Kaya at 16:52:26 Sunday January 21 2001
Oooh, that blinking virus!! Well, I'm online again, bit of a volatile connection though...Daniel & Darren, sorry, I have added your correct names now...see y'all later maaates! ps.cheers for the recipe, Bribo :)

Paul at 16:51:55 Sunday January 21 2001
Niki, I couldn't access the site (& some others) all day Friday. From the Forum entries it looks as if no-one else had the same probs. Ooer! Virus warning - sounds ominous.

Doris at 16:51:50 Sunday January 21 2001
God, I need to go out and get mashed up next weekend! I may even pop to the regal........NOW! Or at least once I have checked the pictures...

Nik at 16:35:37 Sunday January 21 2001
Guys! Read all about the virus you've got at the Norton Antivirus Centre. Apparently the damage level is low - but it will send itself by e-mail to all your mates. http://service1.symantec.com/sarc/sarc.nsf/html/W95.Hybris.gen.html

Nik at 16:20:43 Sunday January 21 2001
I've been summonsed to the Regal by our leader. Come and join us if you're nearby..... see you later maaates.

Niki at 16:19:49 Sunday January 21 2001
Kaya, looks like you've got the same virus as Bribo.

Niki at 16:19:27 Sunday January 21 2001
Paul, it could be that the site was down. If either Freenetname or UK Online have probs it can happen. Course it could have been your ISP too.

Paul at 16:7:4 Sunday January 21 2001
Hello, Niki. Ignore my e-mail re the site being unavailable on Friday. It was a problem with my ISP, I think.

Nik at 14:44:59 Sunday January 21 2001
BA, just as well someone is :o)

Big Alien at 14:41:31 Sunday January 21 2001
Afternoon Niki .... sure am !! back to Grays monday! Burning some of mothers freetime!! She was well impessed at the mess I can still get into at my age!!!

Niki at 14:36:43 Sunday January 21 2001
Allo Big Alien, you still in deepest darkest Essex? Kaya, do you remember any details about the "Snow White" Virus that you got on Friday? Bribo's got it and needs help.

Big Alien at 14:12:33 Sunday January 21 2001
Just been sampling cheese & wine exhibits 1-120. I bet IBM never knew B'stoke could be so F-O-N-K-E-Y ! Good to see u all getting plastered!!!!! Q. R there any towns left for Soul enlightenment!!??

Nik prepar in g to dash your hopes at 14:0:55 Sunday January 21 2001
I've got two of those Urban Classics complimations on vinyl in my front room. Don't get too excited though one of them is just on a well deserved holiday from Frostie's record box. Kaya, you've got the Gloria Gaynor album that This Love Affair's on haven't you? Kerri, blackcurrant liqueur sounds alright, but wot does it taste like mixed with lager and cider? Matt and Deebs, welcome to the Forum and see you on Friday. Frenchie, OK ;o).

FRENCHIE in still chucklin at the pics at 13:51:43 Sunday January 21 2001
Excellent photos guys however, a warning to all!Check out Kerri's eyes on page three(a rare rear view of a green leopard)That creme de cassis does wicked things to your mince pies! Also Niki re.pic (celebrating in erm style) I wasn't stalking you honest.

Niki at 13:43:47 Sunday January 21 2001
Allo maaaaates and aliens. Kaya, top work on the pics!! Makes a change to see them all at once like that. And now you know wot it's like to be bored of 'em before they're on the site! Had a visit from the Frostie and Dolly Snakebite-mobile last nite. Ooo me hed hurtz........

Big Alien at 13:29:24 Sunday January 21 2001
Don't try any Ferengi courting rituals with me u imposter! or u'll be sent back to the 8th dimension

Capt Kirk at 13:19:17 Sunday January 21 2001
Oi Alien any more of that and I will insert a photon torpedo into your a***

Kerri in chillin listening to Solar at 13:10:1 Sunday January 21 2001
I'm a bit disapointed that nobody has given a 'big up' to my alternative to blackcurrant-What did I expect from die-hard snakebite fans......see recipe in previous message for anyone who is interested

Big Alien at 13:2:49 Sunday January 21 2001
^$&^%£*&%£%$£%*&^*^%$&%$£"$£"%$^%$&^%*^%$ OFF!

Capt Kirk at 12:57:9 Sunday January 21 2001
Oi Big Alien, I told you Friday, get your arse to the bridge NOW!

Big Andy at 12:38:46 Sunday January 21 2001
Ha-Ha look out the Big man's got access & is on the case (beer that is!) aaaaaaaallll0000000 mates!!!

Bribo at 12:37:47 Sunday January 21 2001
C.D... What are you doing up so early on a Sunday morning? Wot, can't you sleep?

Paul at 12:9:36 Sunday January 21 2001
Mornin' Monk, Alan & all! I have just vacated my pit after a very agreeable night out at Dave Gannon's 40th in Bedford. Excellent sets from MAW (Mafia At Work) Tony D, Gino & Paul with copious amounts of Jazz & Northern. Happy Birthday, Dave! Now let's have a look at the pics......

Monk at 11:0:56 Sunday January 21 2001
Ooooppppssss! Mornin' Maaates!!!!!

Monk at 11:0:20 Sunday January 21 2001
Oi Kaya cheers (or should that be cheese?) excellent!!! will e-mail some of the ? names when i've got me act together ( more blavod!!!!)

Alan in Rainham at 10:58:55 Sunday January 21 2001
Morning maaates! Cheers Kaya, much appreciated!

Debbie Dol (aka Miss D) at 8:38:20 Sunday January 21 2001
Wicked site, guess I'll catch you all soon!.........eh can't fink of anything else to say! keep it warm.........Me soon come!

Debbie Dol (aka Miss D) at 8:38:16 Sunday January 21 2001
Wicked site, guess I'll catch you all soon!.........eh can't fink of anything else to say! keep it warm.........Me soon come!

Debbie D'llop Tony K,in CD mansions at 8:12:39 Sunday January 21 2001
Goodnight/Goodmorning! Bribo Spot on read the e-mail GOODMAN I have to say you've shrunk some! (in height) good to see you maate how's the family give them all my love, Hello All, I'm off now to take the D'llope on tour of the site, Much love CD, TK,and DD xxx

Matt & Deebs in In the bed room! at 4:53:22 Sunday January 21 2001
Oi! Naoooooooooo! Just thought we would drop you a note to say thanks for a fannytabulous night last week down at the Wine and Cheese Party! We would have loved to have stayed if we could have but hey....... Looking forward to the Orange Bar next week. Hope to see you all there for more bonkers dancing (especially you Micky). Thanks once more to Kaya, Craig, Nicky, Chris, Monk, Frosty, Micky and Dan in Manchester. C U soon. Loads of love, Matt and Deebs.

Kaya at 3:11:1 Sunday January 21 2001
Cheese & Wine pic's are up peeps...goodnight...

Kaya at 2:56:20 Sunday January 21 2001
Allo Ian

Ian in G.Y. at 2:51:40 Sunday January 21 2001
Kev, 'on the case, i'll let you know by the middle of next week. Just come back from a realy good night at the 151 and we are now eating mince & apple pioes left over from crimbo, washed down with lager!!! oooooooher missus!!1

Kaya at 2:35:11 Sunday January 21 2001
That sorts out my French problem! Pics uploading as we speak...soon come...Alan, I'll have a dig about in town & see what I can unearth...

Frenchie at 0:48:0 Sunday January 21 2001
I can feel a Sunday runchtime ah soul doo comin on!

Kerri in Finishing off me wine and cassis at 0:44:5 Sunday January 21 2001
#########News Flash for all you Snakebite fans######### I have discovered a new alternative to zero percent volume blackcurrant that gets you even more pissed-Creme de Cassis 15 percent volume-how about that....it also goes very well with a large glass of white wine !!! and a teeny tiny bit of soda No doubt after reading this you'll all be drinking it at Caister !!! Best we let Brian know in advance so he can order a few crates of it.

Monk at 0:36:56 Sunday January 21 2001
Not to Reading, but they do do an excellent all you can eat, for £10-00 on sunday lunchtimes! very popular!!!!

Frenchie at 0:29:32 Sunday January 21 2001
Monk, do they deliver?

Monk at 0:20:39 Sunday January 21 2001
Oi Frenchie, take it from me Sean Likes a good Chinese meal too, and there's a rather good one about half a mile from his place!

FRENCHIE at 0:15:50 Sunday January 21 2001
Kaya, chinky was the mutts nuts. No really I think it was the poodles parts we were eating but they tasted laarvely.Anyway I think we need to sort something out a bit smartish, myself and the big fella Sean share the same surname and coincidentally the same original home town (the rather charming hamlet of Woodley,juxta Reading)it's just that Sean had the good sense to move out when he could. Thought I ought to make this clear in case Sean starts getting accused of eating chinese after he told Debra he was only nipping out for a salad sandwich.SEAN if you are lurking please take this message as a valid disclaimer.All major chinese food overload abuse to be aimed at Martin and not Sean.

Monk at 23:58:56 Saturday January 20 2001
oi Kaya hows the piccies?

Alan in Rainham at 22:50:56 Saturday January 20 2001
Evening maaates! Kaya, that Urban Classics volume 1, i've been trying to get that on CD for ages, but as far as i've been able to find out, it isn't available, There's a great Latoya Jackson track on there. Had it on tape but thats long gone! If you have any ideas where to get it please let me know! How is everyone?

Bribo at 22:10:7 Saturday January 20 2001
Ok,Ok!! I'm a perv...But a nice one tho! Kaya.. Your soup recipe is on it's way to you via your caravan28 e-mail address. For some reason yahoo would not let me simply reply to your earlier e-mail. Roll up,Roll up get your Jamaican chicken soup recipe here!

Kev James at 22:7:22 Saturday January 20 2001
Ian, cheers, If possible can you find out and let me know

Doris at 21:58:47 Saturday January 20 2001
Hello all - currently babysitting 3 monsters (Dave's nieces!) and seems I missed a good night last night! Kaya and Niki - love you both loads and loads and loads and loads and loads......(ad finitem!!) CD - WOO WOO! Timbo and Bribo - pervs under the sun (don't deny it B!) Craig - hello leopard! Everyone else - Hello!

Ian at 21:33:57 Saturday January 20 2001
Oi! Kev, the original is a Polydor 12" but there are loads of bootlegs knocking about, i know someone who can do a pressing 'though i don't know how much it would cost.

Kaya at 20:58:42 Saturday January 20 2001
Urban Classics, Kev, on the Urban label. I don't think that it was called Vol 1, but it was the first in a series (of 3, I think)...not sure if the vinyl's still available but you'll get it on cd... No offence, Bribo maaate :o)

Kev James at 20:11:10 Saturday January 20 2001
Kaya, are you sure that comp is called Urban Grooves Vol 1? cant find it anywhere.

Monk at 19:33:17 Saturday January 20 2001
Oops that'll teach me not to use the back button!!!!

Monk at 19:32:27 Saturday January 20 2001
Evenin' Maates! How's it going Kaya?

Monk at 19:31:45 Saturday January 20 2001
Evenin' Maates! How's it going Kaya?

Bribo at 19:15:57 Saturday January 20 2001
Kaya... 1st. I am not a perv. I have just got a dirty mind. Now don't tell me that you don't like your bottom spanked like a school boy?, 2nd. Regarding C.D, well nothing confirmed yet, but there might be a bit of history between us. Know that's got you thinking. Watch this space!!!

Kev James at 19:15:9 Saturday January 20 2001
Kaya, cheers mate TOP man

Bribo at 18:59:26 Saturday January 20 2001
That's what you get for going to school in Newham. You spell "Jamaican" like that not Jamacan.I'm sorry people...

Kaya at 18:57:53 Saturday January 20 2001
Ok, starting the Cheese & Wine pic's now, watch this space! Evening Sean, good Chinky? Bribo & CD, is there something you'd like to share? Is it sordid? Bribo, in to a bit of spanky, are we? I thought that Timbo was our resident perv, could a usurper be after his position?? these are the things that the public NEED to know...:O)

Bribo at 18:55:54 Saturday January 20 2001
I am mainly in the kitchen cooking soup Jamacan style. If any body would love the recipe. E-mail me. You've got to be in to soul food if your in to soul music. You dig!!!

FRENCHIE at 18:48:24 Saturday January 20 2001
This was gonna be a long one but Wok on wheels have just knocked on the door ... gotta go

Bribo at 18:17:2 Saturday January 20 2001
I love a good puzzle me. After consulting my Dad. I think I have solved the clue masters test. Check your e-mail Clue master for my mark. If I'm wrong you can spank me. Oh yess!!

CD- of to the Ovedraft pub at 17:45:55 Saturday January 20 2001
I thinks me needs a drink down the pub!

Kaya at 16:42:57 Saturday January 20 2001
Afternoon Maaates! All very cloak'n'dagger in 'ere today. Kev, you can pick up the Gloria Gaynor tune on 'Urban Classics' Vol 1...right...let's get to work!

Clue master at 16:12:22 Saturday January 20 2001
Bribo, I have 1 Sister,1 Brother and Parents intials are K and L. I can't give you the surname thats too easy, but My real intials are DC.............

CD and DC at 15:30:46 Saturday January 20 2001
I was looking forward to the Liquid bar tonite, oh well! Bribo,You've Known me longer than you think Check your e-mail hun!

CD at 15:11:29 Saturday January 20 2001
ello!

Bribo in @ home at 14:47:31 Saturday January 20 2001
C.D... You've got me curious now. Check you e-mail

Kev James in Colchester at 14:43:48 Saturday January 20 2001
Ellie, say hello to Paul, and them two old birds from Felixstowe for us. Have a goodun!

Kev James at 14:40:51 Saturday January 20 2001
Looking for Gloria Gaynors " This Love Affair " any ideas? tried G D, Soulbruvva, Reckless, etc cheers

Ellie in Swanley at 13:34:57 Saturday January 20 2001
Hey soulnmaaates, another shout for a Soul/funk nite at Bar Latino, George Street in Croydon tonight. Lots of Caister Faces, be there South London Posse

Frenchie and Kerri in watching Soccer AM at 12:1:34 Saturday January 20 2001
Monk, the 40th ticket will be readily available obviously.Actually a 'Noo Yoik' weekend is on the cards as one possible venue if anyones up 4 it, you've got a year and 4 to make your minds up.

Wh at 5:26:42 Saturday January 20 2001
?

Owz at 5:23:28 Saturday January 20 2001
!

F at 5:22:23 Saturday January 20 2001
bastard

E at 5:22:0 Saturday January 20 2001
more pies!

C at 5:21:22 Saturday January 20 2001
miaow

Mr Lurky, lurk in g around inconspicuously, like a C at 5:20:49 Saturday January 20 2001
don't mind me

andy unique at 4:24:18 Saturday January 20 2001
unfortunatly the liquid bar doo is a gonner as of 2001! despite the hoardes of motherfunkers who supported us in 2000 ,management decided they would prefer a younger crowd that would restrict their dancing to 2 steps! so they could pack more people in &sell more water!! so all u pvc clad dagnamites save ur effort 4 somewhere more deserving!! keep up the good work keepin the vibe alive nik! up the o's ey shep! dont 4get soulboyz caister is 4 all of us let ur feelins b known! its up 2 all of us to keep caister our event

Niki and Kaya in Islington Heights at 2:40:30 Saturday January 20 2001
Allo maaaaates. We were gonna just lurk, but we can't resist......the Forum......it's.....sucking......us....in... Allo CD, speak to ya soon darlin' xxxx Doris, we LOVE you xxxx Timbo, ;o) Dage birds PVC'd up for the cup how can you resist!?!! Monk. Good Boy!! Looking forward to next Friday already. Allo Alan maate, nice to see ya tonite as always, and Steve, nice to meet ya. Allo everyone else that was down the Queen's tonite (just about everyone!) esp. Big Dave and Gary M for getting purple shirts to hide the snakebite stains......... laters potaters

Alan in Rainham at 1:24:17 Saturday January 20 2001
Allo maates! Another good night down at Queens! Good to meet you Steve! I hear a rumour, Big Dave (Hitler) used to have hair many moons ago! Informant giving evidence soon........

Monk at 0:46:21 Saturday January 20 2001
Evenin Maates, oi Frenchie hope I get an invite in 2002!! it happens to us all eventually!! Oi Niki, Blavod is brill!!! think it should become the new Soulboys drink!!!! well for me anyway.

CD at 23:56:53 Friday January 19 2001
Hey Tim sorry I can't do that darling cos I'll be busy checking out the men and having a bopp arahnd!

Timbo at 23:37:28 Friday January 19 2001
CD if you go down The Liquid tomorrow - check out the gals from 'Nam for me - you know what I like !

Doris at 23:29:12 Friday January 19 2001
Evening all! Just returned from a quiet (?) night out with some all school friends! Lots of cocktails have been imbribed! And this has taken bloody ages to type! Nitey nite all!

CD at 22:46:55 Friday January 19 2001
Sorry! I forgot LURKING IS TABOO!

Chicken D at 22:45:10 Friday January 19 2001
Hi Kaya ask Craig about the e-mail he sent me. Hope you have a good one at Queens tonight,This weekend I will mostly be chilling at home, but will pop out to The liquid bar for a two, or three or maybe even four If I'm lucky. CR maybe, I'll be lurking around...........

Kaya at 20:41:33 Friday January 19 2001
CD what on earth did Craig do that gave you hours of fun?? The mind boggles! Allo Sean, welcome back to the sunny sarf!! Do I know Big Dave? Should I? Do I want to? Oi, Niki, where ARE you? (we'll be right back after this message from our sponsor.....)

CD-Laughing out loud at 20:21:59 Friday January 19 2001
LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!-Hey Bribo do you remember me saying how famliar you looked, I must ask does your fathers name begin with B?

Big Dave (Hitler) in Horny Hat City at 20:7:32 Friday January 19 2001
That is me of official Minge Massager fame! And it worked!

Frenchie in Having my 1st cider of the evening at 19:27:10 Friday January 19 2001
Cheers Niki , Thanks for the info cant make chocolate soul unfortunately cos we're going to a 40th birthday bash (bloody hell it's all 40ths what does that mean?) I'm glad I've got ! year and 4 months to go. DOH! now everyone knows how old I am.

C.D at 19:16:55 Friday January 19 2001
Allo All dunno if I'll be joining you tonite, who knows eh! Craig thanks for the hours of fun maate,Tim I'm afraid it's leather but you have to ask Doris nicely if you want it.........make of that what you will kiddies! I have loads of paper work to do before I can go anywhere TTFN

Timbo at 19:8:37 Friday January 19 2001
Doh ! I've got a table booked @ Ronnie Scotts for the 10th .. mmm.. maybe I'll change the night I'M going

Niki at 18:55:30 Friday January 19 2001
Just had Frostie on the blower. He's organising a party on Saturday 10th Feb upstairs in the White Horse Leman Street E1. Entrance money will be to cover the sound system. Everyone welcome.

Niki at 18:47:12 Friday January 19 2001
Allo Frenchie me luv. There's nothing really going on tomorrow. There's the Liquid Bar in Ilford, a weekly do with Froggy and Andy Unique, but that's about it. Shall we all get together and make our own fun? Are you coming down to the Chocolate Soul Doo next week. Terry Jones and Brownie - it should be a cracker!

FRENCHIE in At home thawing out at 18:26:8 Friday January 19 2001
Evenin all. Whats goin on ? I've been up in Edinburgh all week freezin me nuts off and I get back here to find poxy snow on the ground. It's just taken me half an hour to LURK thru the messages for the week. I wonder if Kerri has saved me any of that chinese. Darren have your lips calmed down yet? Where is everyone going tomorrow nite? cos I think we shall be out and about.

TD at 18:3:39 Friday January 19 2001
Phwoooar! That Brown Cow ain't arf a sort!!

TD at 17:31:17 Friday January 19 2001
QC and I will be doing it together tonight - but thank you all for the offers of cabs, sofa's etc...see y'all @ the Queens 2nite!

Craig at 17:30:19 Friday January 19 2001
Have fun in Grays tonight Children.I'll be thinking of you while doing me 'ousework.XXX

Craig at 17:28:23 Friday January 19 2001
Oi Gary I'll Pussy sit for legs.Little Mate and Wilber would hate lodgers but they can stay with me in Enfield.I have a swimming pool,indoor playground, sauna and a vet on hand 24hours a day.

Bev in leaving work and getting on it!! at 17:28:15 Friday January 19 2001
Grays it is then maates!!! Cya there or b square!! Ta! Ta! xx

Steve in I've already told you where I am a hundred times! at 17:22:2 Friday January 19 2001
Ah, sorry Kaya, all I remembered was seeing Reede Road. Hope the snow holds off at least until we all get there. Anyone other 'Nam vets going?

Gary.M. at 16:54:59 Friday January 19 2001
Oi Kaya, the Comfy Sofa in Chafford Hundred is still free if you want to park your arse on it. Miss Sweetie does not mind. Oi Timbo, are you on a mission to deepest darkest Bedfordshire next Saturday? Combats optional. Hello Maaates to everyone else. P.S. Legs, I will E-Mail you on Monday to explain situation, but pussy sitting is looking very difficult. TTFN xx

chrispy at 16:37:27 Friday January 19 2001
hiya Ian flyers in the post, ta for fixing the cd, speak to you soon, Kev I need the list for next week's mailout give us a call.

nitemur at 16:33:6 Friday January 19 2001
all the Namettes are defo at the liquid bar saturday !! look out ofr the pvc gang !!!

Kaya at 16:24:39 Friday January 19 2001
Yeah, cheers Kev, got it & I'll get up on the site tomorrow!!

Kev James at 16:13:6 Friday January 19 2001
Kaya, did you get my e-mail yesterday,thanx in advance.

Kaya at 16:3:45 Friday January 19 2001
Cheers Steve, I USED to live in 'Nam but have now moved a bit further North (Islington) so I reckon my best bet is gonna be good ole public transport!!

Lynda Nick & 'Chop' in Home, Margate at 15:44:43 Friday January 19 2001
Hi yer maaates, You all sound well, So keep it up, Have a good one with Gary tonite, Nick and I are Margate Hostages till this weather gets better.Whats happened to me old mate Ali? Has she been out? Love & Snakebites........

Steve, nick in g t-shirt ideas! at 15:39:24 Friday January 19 2001
Ah! Caister Official Minge Massager! P*ssed meself when I saw that t-shirt! Was gonna _borrow_ that idea for me hols in Ayia Napa this year. Kaya, you're more than welcome to share a cab with me and Slim, seeing as you're just down the road. Probably leaving the Railway about 8:30

Timbo at 15:13:53 Friday January 19 2001
QC - has gazza got a gig on next week down Basildon way ?

Agent Hornblower in CID Branch Office at 15:10:58 Friday January 19 2001
No Precoius Metal Excavation Site - eh - ..mmm.. Bedford really is a long way from Sussex !

Agent TD at 15:7:41 Friday January 19 2001
I don't get it.

QC at 14:46:14 Friday January 19 2001
Big Dave, is that you of "Caister Official Minge Massager" fame? Trust the Dage massive to lower the tone. Rainham/Dagenham it's all the same......

Agent QC in CID Intelligence HQ at 14:44:10 Friday January 19 2001
Sorry to disappoint you HB old chap, but intelligence reports suggest that there will be no DJs at the target rendezvous next Saturday. Friendly fire is now expected in deepest Bedfordshire as Stew's Mess Hall swings into operation.

Melissa in work, watching the ickle snowflakes fall over the rooftops at 14:17:7 Friday January 19 2001
I just noticed a party invitation...ooh err! Big Dave.. is that YOU.. THE Big Dave of medallion man and flashing mobile fame?! If so, can I come to your party?? Please... I promise to do the bumps with you.. honest.

Agent TD - CID special Ops at 13:56:34 Friday January 19 2001
No.

Kaya at 13:54:37 Friday January 19 2001
OOer, Niitemur lickin' the colonel's breast! Looks like connex south central will be looking after me this evening...see you all in Grays later...if I can deal with the sub-arctic weather conditions!!

Timbo at 13:53:46 Friday January 19 2001
Babysitting again this weekend - really must start dating older woman ! LOL - back on duty next week - who's going to Canvey - methinks these Dag' girlies need checking out by the Head Perv.. CD - what have you got me ? and is it purple !

CID agent(code name Brown Cow) at 13:53:37 Friday January 19 2001
No can do Hornblower,Presence required operation Contraband fags.Location Eastenders Warehouse,Belguim.Rendezvous port of dove 08.00 hrs 28/01/01.Then again if duty calls ?

CID agent(code name Brown Cow) at 13:49:38 Friday January 19 2001
Latest intelligence reports confirm, CD checking in at Heathrow Terminal 3 bound for Abu Dabi.

Agent Hornblower in Cheese In Demand Tactical HQ at 13:46:59 Friday January 19 2001
Operation Precious Metal Excavation - Role Call for Agents Queen Cheese, B-Biter, Turkish Delight, Brown Cow,Monk, Liverbird,Snowman, are you avaialble for active service next Sat. ?

Niki at 13:28:1 Friday January 19 2001
OK

nitemur just in lickin' my chicken at 13:26:28 Friday January 19 2001
i just had kfc and man...the colonal's breast were damn fine.................................

Kaya at 13:22:31 Friday January 19 2001
I'll ring you in a few mins - I'll be home before 7.00 & ready to leave by 7.30. is that OK?

Niki at 13:21:10 Friday January 19 2001
Kaya, what time can you be ready to leave?

Kaya at 13:14:45 Friday January 19 2001
Dunno how I'm getting there (or home) tonight! Queens that is. Any suggestions/offers?

Steve, who's in capable of remembering what's when and where! at 13:2:42 Friday January 19 2001
Hi Niki, Oops, lucky you asked; got the wrong day! It's Saturday at the Liquid Bar. Oh well, looks like Queens instead. Anyone getting a cab from 'Nam ?

Niki at 12:8:43 Friday January 19 2001
Afternoon maates. Tonite I shall mostly be groovin' to Gaz at the Queen's. Steve, wot happens at the Liquid Bar on a Friday???

Steve in Work at 10:28:48 Friday January 19 2001
Happy Friday maaaaaates! Doris, don't worry about it. I must have been worse than usual that night! Elsayed, are you as rich as a Elfayed, that Harrods bloke? If so, I'll be up for it. I'm not a bird, but I've got long hair and you _could_ call me 'Steph'! :) Kerri, the only Indian Chicken joke I know is the 'Bohemian Curry' lyrics! Anyone else? So... OOz down the liquid bar tonight? Anyone wanna meet up?

elsayed alkallaf in alexandria eygpt at 10:1:41 Friday January 19 2001
iam mam 48yeares old wating girle firen for hot fuck up to 25yeeares I ready go to any pleas

Bev in work scoffing a bacon roll - not a crunchie in sight!! at 9:34:4 Friday January 19 2001
Mornin Monk - Crunchie Day actually!!! Had a bad week so think I might get pissed in Grays tonite! Anyone else???? ttfn xx

Monk at 8:21:31 Friday January 19 2001
Mornin' Maaates, yippeee it's friday!

Monk at 0:2:52 Friday January 19 2001
Night Maates! don't forget the lights.

Kerri in having a nite cap after the pub at 23:44:40 Thursday January 18 2001
Steve your Chinese jokes are oldies but goodies-you really must get out more !!!! Can you think of any other food related jokes.....tonite on the menu I have chicken balti not made by my fair hands I must add...

CD at 23:39:32 Thursday January 18 2001
Goodnight all, Sleep well!

Doris at 23:27:45 Thursday January 18 2001
Hiya Alan, my brithday is the 6th May - the Sunday! Steve, if it was me you spoke to at caister (I had my t-shirt on with me jarmies on Saturday night!) then I didn't mean to be rude. I do remember some inebriated bod, asking me what soulboys was, but as I had had about 30 mins rest since arriving Friday (and this was Sunday morning!) what can anyone expect!

CD at 23:16:55 Thursday January 18 2001
Allo Alan Doris is on her way home right now.

CD at 23:14:56 Thursday January 18 2001
Allo maates! Oi Horn blower PVC Dundelt,Kaya and Craig the search for a nurses outfit for Doris continues-By the way the evening was a success.....only I lost every game and had to do 2 forefits one which included going out side and shouting 3 times, something very very rude indeed, but they were nice to me and let me shout out of the window instead, the other forefit was to answer 3 questions truthfully and I did that one too, cos I'm a GOOD GIRL!

Alan in Rainham at 22:57:45 Thursday January 18 2001
When's your birthday Doris?

Alan in Rainham at 22:55:3 Thursday January 18 2001
Ello Doris!

Doris at 22:54:23 Thursday January 18 2001
And yes I am concerned about what Carig and Kaya are planning for my birthday! If anyone wishes to be bribed to tell me once it has been planned then please contact me!

Monk at 22:54:18 Thursday January 18 2001
Evenin' Maates, another busy day in the forum!

Big Dave (Hitler) in Horny Hat City at 22:53:49 Thursday January 18 2001
PS any suggestions? Call me on 07887 534974 - help!

Doris (aka Damp Deborah!) hang in g around at Anal Avrils(CD's!) Mansion at 22:52:51 Thursday January 18 2001
Bribo, funny you should mention that, but 3 or 4 times people have walked up to me in CHadwell Heath and said "Hello Doris!". And I don't have the foggest who they are! Spooky and story of my live!!! I have mostly been resting lately but shall be geeting it together soon! Honest! Kaya, I have booked the time off and will be sending/giving you a cheque - possibly tomorrow depending on what time my meal finishes! If not I'll chuck it in the post -just e-mail me the full address!

Big Dave (Hitler) in Horny Hat City at 22:52:36 Thursday January 18 2001
Dave says hi to all his caister bitches and invites you all to his birthday bash on the 27th - as yet no venue! Watch for details!

Kev James at 21:7:58 Thursday January 18 2001
Kaya, if your about mate could you just let me know if you recieved my e-mail? Thanks mate. Andy in Grays seriously mate I need to know the name of your mate who lives a few doors up from me cause I have a flyer for her see ya.

Paul at 19:34:51 Thursday January 18 2001
Evenin',Oi, Craig! Thanks for reminding me. BTW, when I said big I meant TALL. Anyway, no-one has complained so far. >:o)

The R from CDs Keyboard at 18:34:37 Thursday January 18 2001
I keep t ying to un away but she keeps finding me!

Chicken Dumstick-waming up at 18:31:31 Thursday January 18 2001
The language in this forum lately is just soo shocking, and I'm not talking abaht the spelling either(Nuff said) dont forget my mother lurks although sometimes she wont admit it "eh mum"-Craig Yes my darling I am bragging and it is real, I'm sorry your not coming you'd love some of the games that were gonna play tonight! I'm planning on getting everyone tipsy too- Bribo, I will check soon hun-Doris ing or text me if your still coming so I can reserve a seat for you-HB I there are PVC numbers in the catalogue but I'm not sure.....hmmm well em..thee a whip for you to keep yer bitches in line-By thge way Craig the reason the shops are out of stock of batteries, is cos I bought the lot well if you want something done properly you have to DIY(only joking...yeah right)TTFN

Hornblower at 17:38:41 Thursday January 18 2001
Oi- CD - put a something special away for me tonight - you know what I like !!!!!

Simon at 17:30:26 Thursday January 18 2001
Evenin' All - and very well tarted up it is too Niki....

Timbo at 17:27:47 Thursday January 18 2001
Niki - 24-7 looking Good Kiddo

Niki at 17:15:44 Thursday January 18 2001
Wotcha Kaya! Hiya Steve, busy working and tarting up the Soul 24-7 site. Colchester boys, allo maates. Andy, is this you on the Caister page.......

Alan in Rainham at 17:14:9 Thursday January 18 2001
Afternoon maates!

Craig at 17:13:55 Thursday January 18 2001
Oi Timbo,"bangcock" made me titter.CD........... have fun tonight,I hear all your local shops have run out of batterys already !Paul Maaate, i see you have a new E-mail address !Is it real or are you just bragging again ?Now where are those Rose In june Pics ?

Big Andy at 17:9:55 Thursday January 18 2001
Yup tis I! Only Scouser I know is birthday boy Paul? If so wazzupp!

Kev James in sulking at 17:9:2 Thursday January 18 2001
Sorry Niki, but he started it na na na na na

Steve in Work at 17:8:54 Thursday January 18 2001
Hi there Niki, where'v you been all day?

Kaya at 17:8:43 Thursday January 18 2001
Af'ernoon!

Niki at 17:7:32 Thursday January 18 2001
Afternoon funky friends!

Paul at 16:42:57 Thursday January 18 2001
Oi, Andy. Is that Andy with the straw hat & shades in the beach party pics on the Caister photo page? If so, hello, mate. If not, hello anyway!

Niki at 16:42:53 Thursday January 18 2001
Calm down kiddies.

Kev James in Colchester at 15:30:2 Thursday January 18 2001
Nitemur,when you said big up Ridley Rd "massive" did you mean big up Ridley Rd "market" take it easy girl. Oi Big Twat! sorry I mean Andy, I spoke to the driver of the ugly bus that ran over you and than reversed over you again and he said f*** him mate you should have seen the damage that big old lump done to my bus! luv Kevvy

Timbo at 15:17:51 Thursday January 18 2001
oi - confucious - don't knock mastrubation - as Woody Allen said " Its sex with someone I love !"

Confucious at 14:51:33 Thursday January 18 2001
'People who quote me are w**nkers'

Tim at 14:49:6 Thursday January 18 2001
Confucious even

Hornblower at 14:48:4 Thursday January 18 2001
Confucios Say - " Man who walk through airport door sideways - probably going to Bangkok !"

Big Andy at 14:45:10 Thursday January 18 2001
James, so you feel you ARE ferengi enough? Bottom slapping must be the severest form of ferengi torture cos going by the face imagine wot their arses are like!

Bribo at 14:37:4 Thursday January 18 2001
C.D check your btinternet e-mail

Bribo at 14:33:12 Thursday January 18 2001
Chheeers spliffman!... This is good sh#t... Here C.D want some....

Spliffman at 14:20:10 Thursday January 18 2001
Here (cough, cough) Here! Bribo.

Bribo at 14:15:58 Thursday January 18 2001
nitemur .... You can smoke grass in any kind of weather!!

Steve in control at 14:15:43 Thursday January 18 2001
Mr Pedantic.

Steve back in the shower again! at 14:14:38 Thursday January 18 2001
Too chilly for grass? Oooh no. Well, spose it depends on whether you're wearing it or admiring it! :o

CD-at home for lunch at 13:48:14 Thursday January 18 2001
Belch! ooops sorry(hee hee)

Pedantic Peter at 13:33:44 Thursday January 18 2001
Call me Mr Picky, but Phoenix is mis-spelt on the Event Calendar

nitemur in 'aving a fag!!! at 13:26:57 Thursday January 18 2001
Don't you think it's alittle to chilly for grass........frogmella cool, just give her a black eye, she asked mummy is it christmas again!!! bless...

Steve in Work at 13:20:9 Thursday January 18 2001
Nitemur, hows Frogmella? Back on 'er fags yet? :) I'll take my Caister programme to Liquid so I'll be able to spot you. If you see a twat walking around with a programme, that'll be me! Mind you, if you've got your grass skirts on, then I won't need the programme.

One Hung Low at 13:4:56 Thursday January 18 2001
Confucious, He also say,"Man who goes to Bed with Itchy bum always wake up with dirty finger."

nitemur in at the botton of the foodchain at 13:0:40 Thursday January 18 2001
hiiii ya.....dagenham diva 'ere, just got in from the theifway coz its benefit day and my wayne needs 'is snouts....kev james, big shout to the ridley road massive!!!! steve.....liquid is gonna be the pants this w/end coz me and the other outofwork lapdancers are gonna be there.....adios

Paul surf in g with the turbo on at 12:49:59 Thursday January 18 2001
Yesss! Ethernet card fitted, cable modem connected & everything still works! Oh, yeah. Hello, everyone.

Bribo at 12:31:19 Thursday January 18 2001
Ang a'bout....Where's Bev. She hasn't been in the forum all week. What's gwaning?

Bribo at 12:27:31 Thursday January 18 2001
Oi Monk! .... Does that mean that Greenham common is a no-go area for the next 50 years. The half life for ..eermmm ... (how do I put this) ... feminine throw aways. But since there are no shops in the area. They must have used rabbits. oooooohh poor rabbits!!!

Kaya at 12:21:59 Thursday January 18 2001
I have booked the time off for Caister!! Hooray!!

Lips Hung Lo at 12:0:0 Thursday January 18 2001
Confucious say man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self

Monk at 11:0:56 Thursday January 18 2001
Oh look 105 days left!

Monk at 10:59:43 Thursday January 18 2001
Mornin' Maaates, Oi Kaya, Basingstoke? Posh? yeah right! And Timbo, I was forced to spend the night At Greenham Common once, Long story involving Student unions, etc, But god what a place, I believe that it was only recently that the last of the women left.

Fu Man Chu at 10:50:34 Thursday January 18 2001
Is that pork balls, or Cantonese style?

Wung Fu at 10:44:13 Thursday January 18 2001
Ah I know Bribo, sweet and sour pork, special fried rice and a pancake roll, after the pub on a friday night.

Kung Fu at 10:40:11 Thursday January 18 2001
Oi Bribo, I don't know you!

Bribo at 10:18:0 Thursday January 18 2001
May be the reason Doris has not been around is because she is in hiding!! She was probably shocked to hear that so many ex lurkers live in her "Mannor". They also know what she looks like..... Doris all is well. W'll protect you. I know kung foo...

Bribo in @work at 10:10:8 Thursday January 18 2001
Morning all..... A little busy in here last night... CD.. The whole point of PVC is to make you hot. Can you get any hotter.Cold shower time me thinks! :}. The next time your skinning up, hook me up.That applies to Kaya too.No contacts in Nam,you get me!!}. I have also taken the liberty of grabing your ars!..errr....new e-mail address I hope you don't mind. What has happened to Doris. She has kept her tail quiet for some time now. BIGUP!! to the gal friend called Niki.... I love what you and Mark have done to the soul24-7 site. All I can say. You guys must get paid loads if you can go to the OxO. I couldn't afford a glass of water in there!

kelvin at 10:3:47 Thursday January 18 2001
morning all. kaya i think the disco upstairs was latrecs and the bar down stairs was called something else but i can't remember.

Kaya at 7:53:37 Thursday January 18 2001
Mornin' Folks. We have 165 pieces of evidence (Ooops, pictures, I mean!) of the Fromages et Vin Soiree (see, even a doo in Basingstonk can sound posh if ya say it right)...Timbo, stationed at Greenham? Glad my pussies weren't there, the small of fish would have driven them mad!

CD- Feeling goooood! at 7:26:31 Thursday January 18 2001
MORNIN!

Edna -Cleaning up the forum at 7:25:51 Thursday January 18 2001
Right you flithy lot perving stops now!...........I guess for a now anyway

Craig at 7:6:21 Thursday January 18 2001
Oi Timbo,re Green'ham Common, I heard that was the last time you pulled Mate.Did she roll her own ?or use tailored ?;o)(sorry ladies it's a very old joke and i couldn't resist it):0( Anyway me Baths running ,see you all later.XX

Anon at 1:17:18 Thursday January 18 2001
he he he no ones about, let's party and make a mess.

HB at 0:53:51 Thursday January 18 2001
CD not another e-mail address !!! Click

Timbo at 0:50:5 Thursday January 18 2001
Been busy here today - I just got in . This site is getting too pervy for me !! CD - OXO - What you smoking ? didn't we get enough stick the last time - but yeah e-mail me soon and we'll go out - even do some retail therapy if you behave (that'll be a first). What we shopping for this time ? oh yeah - and if Dale suggests The Ivy this time - he can pick up the bill ! I once served in 'Nam the real one Green'ham (Common)- maybe that's before your time peeps. Nothing like a dyke with used tampaxs pinned to her for a stimulating conversation through a 15ft fence at 5.30 in the morning - now those were the days ! not this la de da gunner graham " back in the days" nonsense. "Click"

Monk at 0:46:35 Thursday January 18 2001
Nah bed calls night Kaya Click

Kaya at 0:40:15 Thursday January 18 2001
Night All. Cheers 4 the chat Monk. Shall I get the lights or are you lot staying up for a bit?

Monk at 0:39:36 Thursday January 18 2001
Night Maaates!

Kaya at 0:16:42 Thursday January 18 2001
here.

Monk at 0:1:9 Thursday January 18 2001
Anybody still around?

Kaya at 23:46:13 Wednesday January 17 2001
Allo Ian. Welcome to Soulboys, Adam:)

Ian & Adam ( me new lodger) in G.Y. at 23:20:42 Wednesday January 17 2001
'Allo everyone meet Adam, He's not a soulboy yet, oh hang on, he just said he could be? Time will tell!!! Oi!!! Chrispy, the jingles are the NUTS!!!! And very funny!!!

CD at 23:5:4 Wednesday January 17 2001
Allo Kev! Hey Agent Hornblower, lets do the OxO again, and this time when we go shopping, we can look for something PVC for YOU..Ok it was just a thought(just imagine) Kaya 007 eh! The secret agent "I like it "

C.D-Dithering at 22:53:36 Wednesday January 17 2001
Hmm Queens or Liqiud bar........Friday or Saturday...... wash my hair or watch tv........Oh for gawd sake!

Kaya at 22:30:19 Wednesday January 17 2001
Cheers, Monk. I'll review everything & do it @ the weekend. I have also received Scouser's pics, & I think that's the lot (any advances?). BTW, is anyone driving back to london from The Queens on Friday? I can get there by train, but it's getting back that's a problem, let me know, cheers:)

Monk at 22:19:38 Wednesday January 17 2001
Oi Kaya, all yours Maate!

Monk at 22:2:39 Wednesday January 17 2001
Evenin' Maaates! Oi Kaya uploading now!

Kev James in Colchester at 21:53:15 Wednesday January 17 2001
Kaya, Thanx mate I will get it to you asap. Oi Dawn I hope you realise thats illegal what your smoking!

CD at 21:19:56 Wednesday January 17 2001
eh....all wonkey..Doh!

Dumstix-'aving a sliff***time at 21:18:35 Wednesday January 17 2001
Oeer I feel a wonkey-Kaya and Craig yes you are both welcome it starts at 7.30pm,It will be a full house, and dont worry theres merchandise in the catalogue for you too-Bribo do I have to, PVC makes me all so hot(hee hee)Oh by the way I went to Sacred Heart RC school for chicks in 'NAM'-Hi Joanne I might take a stoll up to the liqiud bar myself,If you see me make yourself known to me! Hi Niki did you get my new e-mail address, if so could you link my caravan 28 address to it ppplleeeaase!- Doris come back I love you dont leave me!

Kaya at 21:14:2 Wednesday January 17 2001
Cheers Paul. Kelvin, we had a few mad nights in there, back in the 80's...if I remember rightly we used to sit around at the tables skinnin' up and ALWAYS stay for afters. What wsa the name of the little clu upstairs? It was called something else for a while?

Paul at 20:43:34 Wednesday January 17 2001
Kaya, you are probably right. I just thought he had abnormally short legs. Tomorrow the men from ntl are installing my cable modem connection so it'll be interesting to see how long an attachment that size takes to upload. And I'll be able to use the phone while surfing.

kelvin at 20:26:53 Wednesday January 17 2001
kaya i remember latrecs.

Kaya at 20:15:58 Wednesday January 17 2001
Might as well, Paul. I'm online now so I'll wait! ps, I thought that old Toulouse was just vertically challenged?

Paul at 19:53:44 Wednesday January 17 2001
No luck. Do you want them now? 2.4meg.

Paul look in g for software at 19:45:16 Wednesday January 17 2001
Was it compulsory to be legless in Lautrec's? groan....

Kaya at 19:40:49 Wednesday January 17 2001
Paul, have a look if you've got anything like Terrapin FTP or Cute FTP on a cover disk, if so I'll send you an e-mail about what to do wiv 'em once you've installed 'em...if not, just e-mail 'em & I'll do the rest...cheers, Maaate!

Kaya at 19:38:33 Wednesday January 17 2001
Kev, anytime, maate, just e-mail the details & Niki or myself will get it up. Paul, I'll send you an e-mail all about ftp you'll probably find you've got some trial versions of stuff laying around, as you do...Steve, yeah, used to go across Pondfield park and cross the railway when I used to play out by the River Beam...aaah, I was sooooo young! Oi, Bribo, I used to DJ @ The Royal Oak when it was called Lautrecs!!

Paul at 19:38:19 Wednesday January 17 2001
Kaya! Iv'e saved the pics to disk. What do you want me to do with them? I haven't named them as I think you know everyone on them & your captioning is better than mine. BTW what is Jim doing to Frostie?

Bribo at 19:24:46 Wednesday January 17 2001
I don't know about you guys. The only thing I found remarkable about Hackney was that you can get a decent bagel @ 4am ! the rest is pants!

Bribo at 19:21:49 Wednesday January 17 2001
I know somebody that would look great in PVC. C.D get out your gear girl. It's party time!

Kev James in Colchester at 19:21:48 Wednesday January 17 2001
Niki & Kaya, How are ya me old chinas? whats the conditions for putting a gig on the events calender? only theres a night starting in Colchester next month and me and my old pal Chazz Jazz are gonna be spinnin some choons, I know there are some people here and in Ipswich that check the site so it would be handy, but I understand if its not in order. By the way if your checking this Mr Jones I might well be forced to smack your bottom on Friday for your insolence.Check you all soon. P.S. All you Dagenaaaam people out there Im originally from Hackney, now THATS the place if you want some real tasty drive-bys.

Bribo in @ home in Nam near the Royal oak pub (Greenlane) at 19:18:47 Wednesday January 17 2001
There's enough of us Dagenham people around today. It must be the football that brings them out. Chinese.. that's an excellent idea for tonights dinner! PVC in Ilford ..... emmmmm A bit cold me thinks!

Steve in Work at 18:56:13 Wednesday January 17 2001
Hi Kerri and Kelvin. Chinese eh? I used to have a Chinese girlfriend. She had an absolutely _H U G E_ f@nny. Now, what was her name? Ah yes, I remember, Lips Hung Lo ! fnar fnar. No offence to any Chinese peeps. It's just that when you're as un-funny as me, and you hear the word 'Chinese', you've just _got_ to tell the joke, just in case someone finds it funny and hence increases ones popularity ! :)

Paul sort in g snaps in 'emel 'empstead at 18:48:33 Wednesday January 17 2001
Evenin'. Especially to all the lurkers & ex-virgins. Kaya, I did have my camera on Saturday & I may have ftp software & not know it. I usually transfer the pics to the PC using the software that came with the camera. I then open them, name them & save. I then send 'em as an attachment. If there is a less convoluted way of getting them to you let me know.

Kerri in preparing a Chinese for a girly nite in with best pals at 18:19:2 Wednesday January 17 2001
Cor blimey-its been a bit busy on the forum front today-I thought I'd leave a message just so I won't get accused of being a lurker !! now I know what one is -thanks Niki for the update. Anyone reading probably thinks I'm blonde now.. Darren no we didn't snog at Basingstoke I'm one of your best friends girlfriends remember !! God damn it you've been drinking too much of that red treacle stuff mixed with vodka-vodka and more vodka. Keep it coming.......

Steve in shock that another soulster lives sooo close! at 17:50:29 Wednesday January 17 2001
Blimey Kaya, Cambeys Road! Ever go down the Railway?

Monk Feel in g left out at 17:40:3 Wednesday January 17 2001
Well I'm from Laneshawbridge so there!!!!

kelvin at 17:15:41 Wednesday January 17 2001
i'm originally from dagenham (off green lanes). now live in hemel

Kaya at 17:12:19 Wednesday January 17 2001
Reede Road, just off Dagenham Heathway...

Steve in Work at 17:1:39 Wednesday January 17 2001
My parents lived down the same road as Dudley Moore. Apparently, he was offered the choice of Acting or Elocution lessons. Strangely enough, as the story goes, he chose Elocution Lessons. (I could be in for a swift lesson with this PC in the shower! :)

Steve in decisive about where to go Friday night at 16:56:40 Wednesday January 17 2001
Hi Alan, I'm being torn in half. There top choons at Queens, and then, there's the PVC crew at Liquid. Bribo, I'm also suprised with the number of 'Nam veterans. Just think how many __L U R K E R S__ are veterans too!

nitemur in out the door...time for the central line jib.... at 16:56:8 Wednesday January 17 2001
steve....you should be careful taking your pc into the shower, you could get a nasty shock!!! bribo.....'NAM is the nuts ! we have everything you could want, crack houses, drive-bys...need I say moore- dudley moore

Gary.M. at 16:53:4 Wednesday January 17 2001
My family originally lived in Parsloes Avenue in Dagenham, but dont tell anyone.

nitemur in still at work !!!! 13 mins to go !! at 16:48:10 Wednesday January 17 2001
you should be careful you could get a nasty shock....what with having your pc in the shower !!!!!

Bribo at 16:47:44 Wednesday January 17 2001
Niki... Is it worrying you that the amount of people from Dagenham on this site is increasing? 1st there was Doris, then me,now Steve.... need I say more!!

Alan in Rainham at 16:43:42 Wednesday January 17 2001
Allo maaates! Cheers for that Steve, better start buying up silver paint to sell! Queens is small but there's usually a decent turn out, reasonable booze prices, no entrance fee and above all, top choons. Hope to see you all there on Friday!

Steve in the shower at 16:32:8 Wednesday January 17 2001
Stop it!!! I now need to be sponged down with _cold_ water! :o

nitemur in still in the good forsake place......help me please i'm drowning... at 16:14:56 Wednesday January 17 2001
maybe.....but it just needs a quick sponging down with some hot soapy water coz the last time I wore it I was sweating like a pig on a spit!!!!

Steve in Work at 14:29:35 Wednesday January 17 2001
Hi Nitemur, Yes, anyone can join this bonding sesh! ;D So, is Friday the 'PVC Preview Night'???

ron in LONDON at 14:9:2 Wednesday January 17 2001
great web site keep up the good work RON.

Niki at 14:7:16 Wednesday January 17 2001
Hardly any of the September Caister pics are captioned-up-for-the-cup, so Steve may not know who's who anyway. Still, it don't take mastermind to suss it out from the other captioned goings-on! Hello Dage people!!!!

nitemur in in sodding work...again!! at 14:1:0 Wednesday January 17 2001
it's the pvc Dagenham Diva ere........joanne/steve is this a bonding (i did say bonding)session or can anyone join!!! hahaha......timbo, are you adverse to a pvc theme at caister.....your gonna sweat anyway so why not enjoy!!!!

Steve in Work at 13:56:23 Wednesday January 17 2001
Bribo, gotcha!(NY cap). Joanne, have a good time. Wossit like there?

joanne at 13:43:46 Wednesday January 17 2001
Steve we are all 'Narm girls, This is abit strange never usually meet someone who dont mind admitting ther are Dagnamites - Good to see we are not alone!!!

joanne at 13:40:33 Wednesday January 17 2001
me and the girlies are going to the Liquid Bar in Ilford on Saturday nite - I trust we are gonna have a fab time!!!!!!

Bribo at 13:39:30 Wednesday January 17 2001
Steve... I'm there mateey,believe!.. Look again at Lacy Ladies Xmas party Pics.

Bribo at 13:33:56 Wednesday January 17 2001
Steve.... Ahh !.. Doris will be on the site later in the evening....She was probably pissed herself bless her

Kaya at 13:23:14 Wednesday January 17 2001
Woo Woo! One down, ? to go...NEXT!

Craig fill in g out a holiday request form for May. at 13:19:50 Wednesday January 17 2001
Yipeeeeeeeeee it's caister planning time again.Now pic's ????? Kaya don't you dare use that one I saw on your camera from Saturday night.I look like i'm on drugs!You may have my deposit next Friday(pay day)Woo Woo.

Steve in Work at 13:2:16 Wednesday January 17 2001
Bribo, Had a look through. I think it was Doris. Couldn't find any pics of you though.

Him at 12:59:14 Wednesday January 17 2001
I mean 'you' of course.

Kaya at 12:50:18 Wednesday January 17 2001
It's always great to meet up with 'me' Simon :)

Simon at 12:48:53 Wednesday January 17 2001
Told you I was stressed, substitute the word "me" for "him" in the first sentence....I'm not that arrogant!!

Simon at 12:35:35 Wednesday January 17 2001
Kaya - indeed I am - haven't seen Brownie for time, be great to meet up with me again (and the rest of you luvverly peeps of course). As long as he doesn't get me involved in sharing copius bottles of red wine - and historically he always has - all should be well!

Kaya (aga in ) !! at 12:35:27 Wednesday January 17 2001
Cor! That Niki bird's bloody good! I was just about to go in & tidy up the Caister Boys page & she's already done it! Well done NikChick!! See you in about an hour :)

Kaya at 12:32:6 Wednesday January 17 2001
Cheers Monk! I'll probably have 'em up by the end of the weekend then. ;o)

Kaya at 12:31:17 Wednesday January 17 2001
Ere, Scouser, did you have your camera on Saturday night? Do you have any FTP software? Let me know. Simon, are you out to play next weekend when Chris Brown is doing Catch (Chocolate Soul)?

Monk at 12:30:14 Wednesday January 17 2001
Afternoon Maates! Oi Kaya, I'm going to Mr frenches after work and will upload the piccies when I get home!

Simon in a tizzy at 11:38:53 Wednesday January 17 2001
Whoops! How did that happen? I AM the second Steve (who's going to football tonight), look I'm busy, stressed etc!!

Marvin the Paranoid Android at 11:36:54 Wednesday January 17 2001
Who said that?

Kaya at 11:33:34 Wednesday January 17 2001
Steve, Soulboys T-shirts are exclusive, matey but if you stick around you might become eligible! I used to live in 'Nam you know, went to Eastbrook (for my sins). Yeah, Ok, I'll be party leader. I want deposits by the 2nd week of Feb and balances by the end of March. E-mail me and I'll let you know the address for cheques. etc...now, shall we trust Niki to choose our pics from the plethora available on the website again? Yes? ok! ;o)

Steve in Work at 11:33:9 Wednesday January 17 2001
Hi Niki, I'm giving the whole of 'Nam a wide berth tonight! It's scary enough as it is, let alone when it's packed full of football nutters! :O Gonna mix it up wid' da' 18 year olds in Time & Envy instead...AAiii! :D The t-shirt episode: It was definatly a Friday Night/Saturday Morning. Could've even been Sat night/Sunday morning. Oh, I don't know! :/

Bribo at 11:28:53 Wednesday January 17 2001
Niki darling, how the devil are you. I changed my mind about the adsl. I've put a can on it for the moment. My pockets are not deep enough at this time.

Bribo in @work at 11:24:16 Wednesday January 17 2001
Steve & Joanne ..I live in Nam but orriginated from Plaistow/Forestgate area. I used to go to Lister comprehensive up to 1979 Steve....Why don't you sift through the huge bank of pictures available on the site to see if you can spot any of the girls. Just click on "caister boys" from the menu.

Niki at 11:23:14 Wednesday January 17 2001
Are there two Steve's or are you talking to yourself?

Niki at 11:22:30 Wednesday January 17 2001
Ho De Ho playmaaates! Morning Steve, you going to Victoria Rd tonite?? Us chicks wore the soulboys.co.uk t-shirts on the Saturday afternoon at Caister (see pics on Caister Boys page for September event), so your memory is shot to bits luv! They were a very limited edition of about 20 I think, and won't be going on sale, I'm afraid. Not everyone that uses the site comes in our booking to Caister, only three of the original Caravan 28 crew use the site regularly. But we've picked up a few honorary C28 members since the site started last May, made a lot of new friends, and dragged along a few old friends. Is it starting to make sense? If so, can you explain it to us?

Steve in Work at 11:13:15 Wednesday January 17 2001
Ah yes, Charlton isn't it? Not a football fan meself. Now bikes, yes... Stick these footballers on a motorbike and send 'em round a track at 180mph... Now that's a sportsman!

Steve at 10:59:10 Wednesday January 17 2001
there's more than one Nam-ite lurking around - not me, but tonight I will mostly be watching football in the area!!!

Steve in Work at 10:54:22 Wednesday January 17 2001
Hi Joanne, I'm from 'Nam (Dag'nam) :) Used to live near Stratford a while ago; Lea Bridge Road(Nr. Bakers Arms). Do I remember correctly, that one of your crew is from 'Nam?

Steve in Work at 10:47:36 Wednesday January 17 2001
Hi Craig, it was a group a females. I stumbled into the middle of the group, which, looking back, was not the best of all possible entrances! :) The female I asked responded with miffed look, 'It's a website!' In May, I'll attempt the Social Interaction thing _before_ loosing the ability to walk or talk! :}

joanne in @work in Stratford...bored at 10:40:18 Wednesday January 17 2001
Steve....where are you from???, ie: live

Craig at 10:32:48 Wednesday January 17 2001
Oi Steve, This person who was wearing the Soulboys t-Shirt, describe please.I could have been me,then again at 3am Sunday Morning I was still parading round in me Jim Jams.

Craig at 10:26:56 Wednesday January 17 2001
Mornin' Campers,Hi-De-Hi!This mornin' in the Hawaian Ballroom....................! Pary Leader for May Caister......Well I suppose I might be persuaded,then again Niki did a great job last time,Doris is a possibility but then again she'll be Birthday Girl while we're there so she won't need any more stress(she'll be worrying enough about what we have planned for her)Kaya would an excellant job. So shall we have have a vote or draw straws ?CD....... I'd love to come but I've got a Management meeting tomorrow night,what time you all kicking off again? We normally finish about 9ish so I'll do me best.Oi Timbo,Ms Snakeskin must be special if you're rehersing so hard,who's rehersing with you or are you doing it solo ? ;0)

Steve in Work at 10:6:47 Wednesday January 17 2001
Morning everyone. What's this about a party leader. You'll have to excuse my ignorance, but I've only been on this list a short while. Does everyone on this last 'hang about' together at Caister. It sounds as though a lot of you know each other already. Last Caister, it was just me and a friend. It'd be nice to meet other people though. I remember seeing a few people with soulboys.co.uk t-shirts on. I vaguely remember one of them looking at me like I was from another planet when I asked what soulboys.co.uk was(mind you, it was about 3am, so I probably sounded like I was from another planet!). What'd be good idea is to flog the t-shirts on the web site(or at Caister, or LL, etc.) Anyway, looking forward to meeting a few more people in 106 days time!

Kaya at 8:46:28 Wednesday January 17 2001
Mornin maaaates! Oi, CD, am I invited on Thursday? I doubt VERY much that Craig will be getting anything to suprise me with...of course, if you only want the one token queer, I fully understand...

Monk at 8:33:44 Wednesday January 17 2001
Mornin' Maates

Bribo at 8:11:15 Wednesday January 17 2001
Please excuse my grammer, I am trying to defrost my brain!!

Bribo in @work at 8:9:5 Wednesday January 17 2001
GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY. It is nice to see C.D back in cyber world. How's it hanging girlfreind! Firm & pert I hope. I am hoping to be back at studio 1 next Monday afternoon so Niki, do you or anybody else want to hear anything particular track?

The first one at 7:40:53 Wednesday January 17 2001
#click# Look at the bleedin' mess you've left this place in! I dunno treat it like a hotel some people........

Monk at 1:2:54 Wednesday January 17 2001
Night all!!!!!!!!

C.D at 0:53:24 Wednesday January 17 2001
Monk you know it's way past my bed time hun, I gonna say Goodnight now Big HUGS CD

ccceeedeeee at 0:48:24 Wednesday January 17 2001
Allllloooo Monk!

C.D-Ready to retire at 0:46:21 Wednesday January 17 2001
Hey just think Caister will be our 1st Anniversary(sad cow you may be thinkimg) but do I care!any excuse for a P-A-R-T-Y, Yes Yes Yes......I'll 'ave some of that. Oh and I was thinking that If anyone does take on the roll of Party Leader to give our Niki a break(and I'm not nominating myself or anyone).....They should be given a gift from ALL in the Party for their trouble. Ok Ok....'ave you got any better ideas, answers on a postcard to.................

Monk at 0:30:20 Wednesday January 17 2001
Hi CD

C.D at 0:27:6 Wednesday January 17 2001
I wonder if there's anyone in the chat room hmmmmm....

Chicken Drumstick-Lurking at 0:25:55 Wednesday January 17 2001
Lurk lurk .....lurk,lurkie lurk lurk

Monk at 0:10:28 Wednesday January 17 2001
Oh god, Dickie and Frostie in PVC!!!!!

Timbo at 0:4:14 Wednesday January 17 2001
I is around Doris XXXXX

Doris at 23:59:55 Tuesday January 16 2001
Hey Niki, thought we'd decided team leader?!?

Timbo at 23:59:49 Tuesday January 16 2001
Nitemur - PVC @ Caister !! Someone needs to warn you about me if you're gonna wear that (try Doris or Drumstick) - Sorry (again) that I couldn't make Sat. especially when you guys come Sawf of the river. I'll soon be back - been busy at work - spent too much in the US and still working on ms Snakeskin - lots of rehearsls too. Jill - I don't think finding a home for your pussies is gonna present a problem... ttfn xxx

Monk at 23:52:52 Tuesday January 16 2001
Evenin' Doris!

Doris at 23:51:45 Tuesday January 16 2001
The caravan 28 rules are simple - no eating, sleeping or cleaning and large quanities of drink and other aids must be consumed on a regular basis! Also you must wear fancy dress on the Saturday! Darren definately sounds like you and Timbo would get on like a house on fire! Talking of pervs, were is the head perv lately? Not arrested I hope?!? Evening all MAAATES, old and new! Today I mostly went down the pub with me boss, got mashed and slagged off all the other bosses! Normal really! Speak to you all later!

Monk at 23:50:43 Tuesday January 16 2001
Chat room?

Monk at 23:49:18 Tuesday January 16 2001
Oi Darren, I've found it best to mix my vodka with more vodka, sod the vitamin c that's far too healthy!!!!! Oi CD missed ya loads too!! thanks for the card xxx. Evenin' Maates!!!

Niki at 23:48:16 Tuesday January 16 2001
Blimey! It's a roadblock in 'ere. Allo Kev and Andy. Kerri, 'lurking' is what people do when they visit the Forum but don't put a message in. Darren, there are only three rules that apply to Caister Caravans - no sleeping, cooking or cleaning. Passing out, eating in the Caff and a monster tidy up sesh before check-out are tolerated. Anything else goes!

Darren in Reading at 23:10:57 Tuesday January 16 2001
Kerri did we snog?!!!!Easy i'll get a reputation!!Anyway cider on a tues, kettle broken or what! C ya and Crunchie on Fri. Chicken Drumstick you ask have we met? Eh,dunno.I'm the one with chips 'n' peas tatooed on me knuckles,Classy or what! Niki anyother rules ya have? No lurkers in caravans,no sleeping, and no s.......?What do you do?

Kerri in drinking cider at 22:43:4 Tuesday January 16 2001
Being a forum virgin can someone help my out with the lingo as I'm getting confused (It doesn't take alot to confuse my small pea sized alcohol pickled brain) What is a lurker ? Darren have you recovered yet from your snogathon at Basingstoke ?

Big Andy in Grays at 21:56:27 Tuesday January 16 2001
Oi James! You look like Quark. I'll see you down the Queen's on Friday and you can give me a slap if you want. Come and have a go if you think you're Ferengi enough.

Kev James in Colchester at 21:31:35 Tuesday January 16 2001
Hiya Niki,Kaya,Dawn and everyone else Ive met but cant remember their names probably because of too much African herbal tobacco. Anyway sounds like you all had a blinding night on Saturday, couldn't make it cause the old flu got the better of me but hopefully see some of you down Queens friday when I will be doing the rounds with the flyers for Life & Soul, hope you are all well. see ya

Nik at 21:9:27 Tuesday January 16 2001
CD!! Woo woo! How are ya darlin'? I'm hoping to come, but I have a meeting at 6pm in Croydon of all flippin' places. Hopefully I'll be back in time.

Niki at 21:7:21 Tuesday January 16 2001
Which reminds me who's volunteering for Party Leader??????

Niki at 21:6:19 Tuesday January 16 2001
Darren, there certainly won't be any of that strange 'food' stuff in Caravan 28. We have very strict rules about that sort of thing!!

Chicken Drumstick at 20:52:45 Tuesday January 16 2001
Oh eh Allo Steve(which one?) Eh Eh Eh Paulxxand Darren........'ave we met?

Chicken Drumstick-feeling refreshed at 20:50:15 Tuesday January 16 2001
WOTCHA MAAATESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Allo Legs, Hey Debra GOOD GIRL, Oi Doris 'ave ye got it yet, Craig, Niki and Doris will I see you on thursday eve ??????????????? Allo Bribo how are you ? Alan is the sun shining in rainham;0) Kaya your so HORNEY and Monk I miss yer hugs TTFN WoooWooo

Darren in Reading at 19:59:29 Tuesday January 16 2001
Niki re your comment earlier on today,ouch!Just being friendly,yeah thats right!!Lots of nice people to meet including your good self!Although your right about being wobbly, the "wheels" fell off that night.Kinda like Caister!Actually on that theme who does the best bacon sarnie???Which caravan?All we seem to have is lots of red bull, orange juice & vodka!Suppose we're ok on vitamin C with da orange. It's good we do this!! Lurkers I'm watching!!!

Paul at 19:58:1 Tuesday January 16 2001
Well, hellllo - in the style of Lesley Phillips. Monk, I checked out the Classic Gold site; it's where we can go when they won't let us into Caister on account of our advancing years. My in-laws are in their sixties & go to weekenders & all nighters - albeit to listen to Country. Kaya, I'll do the photos soon.

Steve in 'Nam at 19:3:18 Tuesday January 16 2001
Hi Alan, 2001, A Space Odysey (however it's bloody spelt!) (I'll be flogging silver paint outside the gates from 4PM! :) By the way Alan, what's Queens like? I imagine it to be a quite small club.

Alan in Rainham at 18:38:53 Tuesday January 16 2001
Allo maates! Hello Maz, glad you're feeling better. Does anyone know what the theme is going to be at Caister? Anyone going to Queens Friday?

nitemur in off oxford street at 17:17:13 Tuesday January 16 2001
me mate joanne just pointed out that all you lot have seen my lot on this webpage (4 hawaiian girlies from april,i'm the little blonde - little in height that is) canny wait til the next one.....hope it's a pvc theme!! please please

Ian in G.Y. at 17:1:30 Tuesday January 16 2001
Isn't it funny, you chat to someone in the afternoon and they know everything that goes on in the Soulboys Forum, and swear they made a comment, you get home and....... Nuffin'!!!! YOU LYIN' LITTLE LURKER!!!!

Steve at 16:51:51 Tuesday January 16 2001
Craig, Boots the Chemist? Ah... the place where you pop in after meeting a nice lady in Boots! :) BO? Ugh! Sounds like she's got a season ticket for the _Mystery Bus_¹ :) Looking forward to meeting fellow perv 'Timbo, and everyone else. Met a couple of you already. (¹ Mystery Bus: The strange bus that stops off outside the pub whilst you're in the toliet after your 10th pint. When you come out of the toilet, suddenly, all the ugly ones have hopped on the Mystery Bus, leaving only the stunning lookers)

Bribo at 16:43:55 Tuesday January 16 2001
Oeeerrrr Mrs!!

Kaya at 16:31:37 Tuesday January 16 2001
I'm sure that Legs will have no problem finding someone to look after her pussies!

Gary.M at 16:29:20 Tuesday January 16 2001
Good call Steve.

Gary.M. at 16:28:31 Tuesday January 16 2001
Legs, need to speak to you urgent, looks like I've got major problems re: looking after your pussies.

Steve at 16:27:39 Tuesday January 16 2001
Ex wives eh?! I don't think I'll ever get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like, and buy her a house! :)

Maz aka Polaroid Pixie at 16:24:32 Tuesday January 16 2001
Hi Niki, Doris, Craig, Kaya, Monk, Scouser, CD, Bev, Gary M, Tracy, Big Stew, Alan and all! Looks like I missed a good one Saturday (sorry again Monk!)- but I'm all better now and looking forward to some fab tunes next Fri at Terry's Chocolate Soul! Then even more at Big Stew's pub - can't wait!! Niki, the guy in the photo's from NYE is Fitz, known him for ages - bless...! I'm hoping if I kiss enough frogs (not that Fitz is a frog - or French!) I'll meet my prince...... maybe that's where I'm going wrong - too many amphibians....?!!! I blame the artichoke!!!!!

Legs in bored at work at 16:21:46 Tuesday January 16 2001
Gary, I didn't know that you Ex wife had BO???

Kaya at 16:20:55 Tuesday January 16 2001
Monk, just upload them as they are. I'll mix 'em all up (like the NYE ones) and re-number/batch process them all together. I thought that the guv'nor was well out of order, that was the first one we'd sung in tune ('Papa Was A Rolling Stone', I believe)! Peter (the old geezer who had a little boogie with Niki) loved it and told us that it was the best afternoon he'd spent in that bar in over 67 years - and he was only 73, but you couldn't tell because most of us looked much older!

Monk at 16:16:45 Tuesday January 16 2001
Oi Kaya, Yes!

Monk at 16:15:12 Tuesday January 16 2001
Afternoon Maates!! Kaya got the details ta will upload them in the next 48 hours (do you want thumbnails as well? and how do you want them numbering? Oi Craig, What Dinner party? and it was blue Raspberry flavour! which isn't blue at all!!!! If you thought the Guvnor was funny telling you to shut up you should have been there when he was having a go about us lot to Dickie!!!! Oi Niki what happened in the chat room last night you just disappeared, although I had been drinking Absinthe so you may never have been there in the first place!!! See you all later!

Kaya at 16:12:1 Tuesday January 16 2001
75 pics 'ere...well, that's before dumping the crap ones! Did anyone get a pic of me trying to kill the small child?

Kaya at 16:8:37 Tuesday January 16 2001
I preferred the main course, Gary. Another 12 pints of snakebite!

Gary.M. at 16:0:3 Tuesday January 16 2001
I mean't the girl with the BO, not the chef on sunday morning. Blinding fry-up on sunday morning i thought.

Gary.M. at 15:58:42 Tuesday January 16 2001
Craig, you've just described my ex-wife.

Kaya - bored in me flat at 15:55:11 Tuesday January 16 2001
So when are you photographer-type people gonna send me yer pics? The sooner I have the full set the sooner I'll get 'em all up for you to see. Monk, I'll e-mail you the ftp details to your monastery address, dunno where the caravan 28 address is re-directed to, is that ok? See y'all soon...xxx

Craig giggl in g like a Loon. at 15:45:40 Tuesday January 16 2001
I was just remembering the Govenor of Bates Motel coming out of the Kitchen to tell Kaya and Mickey to stop singing during breakfast.Miserable old git,made us laugh though.

Craig at 15:39:16 Tuesday January 16 2001
Steve.......Ha Ha Bloody Ha!!!!Have you been introduced to Timbo yet ? You'd get on so well he's a perv as well,everyone else knew i mean't Boots the Chemists,didn't you ?Anyway she was ugly and smelt of Bo and she lives in Basingstoke.....do i really need to go on ?

Niki at 15:25:19 Tuesday January 16 2001
;o)

Niki at 15:25:10 Tuesday January 16 2001
Allo Darren, did you enjoy yourself on Saturday nite? You were a bit wobbly.... Good boy!! Exactly how many of the Soulchicks did you try your luck with in the end?

Darren in Reading at 15:6:35 Tuesday January 16 2001
Come on lurkers,it's not so bad when you dip your toe in!!Or I will supply email and mobile phone numbers to Niki,I know who you are!!!!

Niki at 14:54:21 Tuesday January 16 2001
The hit rate for the site is steadily rising. There were 825 hits on the home page last week and The Forum got 1818 hits!!! Loadsa lurkers!

Steve at 14:14:13 Tuesday January 16 2001
Craig, the Nice lady in Boots... where does she work? :D

Niki at 14:10:55 Tuesday January 16 2001
Bribo, phoning you.....

Niki at 14:9:53 Tuesday January 16 2001
Ooooo Gey jelly........

Craig at 12:43:5 Tuesday January 16 2001
Classic Gold Weekender..........I have nothing to wear.

Craig at 12:39:21 Tuesday January 16 2001
Monk....Grey Jelly I meant.

Craig at 12:38:23 Tuesday January 16 2001
Sorry Monk i though Debbie had made the jelly,how did you manage the Gey variety ?Are you making more at your dinner party ?Why not try serving it with Baileys Icecream ?Hiya Legs,we missed you too Hun'.See you at the LL next time I hope.Doris you may donate my £50.00 bet winnings to a charity of your choice.(save the lime green leopards is a very worthwhile cause)Dave did exceptionally well and almost made it to the end,bless him.Is he in training for Caister yet ?Oi Beck me Troooosers are Leopard print not Tigger,ask any of the Locals who "spotted" me mincing through the shopping centre looking for a shop that sold pain killers at 9.30am Sunday morning.How i didn't get arrested i'll never know.The nice lady in Boots ask me if i wanted some "Resolve" as well, cheeky Bitch.

Bribo in @ work at 12:6:39 Tuesday January 16 2001
Niki .. did you recive e-mail from me @ your work place

Legs in WGC at 11:54:54 Tuesday January 16 2001
Hi all, sorry I missed what sounds like a wonderful bash in Basingstoke. Nothing much to say apart from the fact that I am here!!

Niki at 11:43:3 Tuesday January 16 2001
Stew, have a great Birthday bash next Saturday. I dunno if I can make the George 'cos I'm going to Old Trafford the next day to see West Ham get unceremoniously dumped out of the FA Cup. Glutton for punishment me.

Niki at 11:38:45 Tuesday January 16 2001
Hiya Beck amd Dan, Ian, Big Stew, Debra, Paul, Darren, Doris, Monk, ASD, Craig, Steve, Kaya and Bev. Welcome Forum virgins and ex-lurkers - please feel free to hang around and join in. We don't bite...... very often!

Bev at 11:22:45 Tuesday January 16 2001
And they were superb Monk me old maate! Mornin everyone!!

Monk at 11:6:2 Tuesday January 16 2001
Oi Craig, I made the Vodka Jellys!!!!

Kaya at 10:59:39 Tuesday January 16 2001
Welcome, new people. Don't forget to wipe yer feet! ;o)

Steve in the forum wiv me maaates! at 10:41:11 Tuesday January 16 2001
Morning maaaates! Joanne, gonna wear the same outfits? ;) I'll probably be wearing my usual getup, beer stained jeans, and well, I don't really wanna describe the stains on my adidas'! :)

Joanne at 9:52:17 Tuesday January 16 2001
Morning all, just to let you know Im the 3rd one on the left (next to Sam) Marie is the blonde one and Dolly the tall one at the end........looking forward to the next Caister.....Big time!!!!!

Craig at 9:2:9 Tuesday January 16 2001
Sorry Webbo,I didn't include you in my Thank You speach yesterday Mate.Thanks for a great set and cheers for the card as well and Debbie your Vodka Jelly was Wonderfull,shame about the colour though.:o)

Ian in G.Y. at 2:36:2 Tuesday January 16 2001
Oi!!! Monk, 'went to the 1st classic gold weekender last year, free pass helped? Real Thing are on at the next one . Must admit i enjoyed it, 'bit like a 50 hour Night Fever without JT, the fancy dress and atmosphere on the Saturday night was second to none, 'cept fer Caister of course!!! MUST BE GETTING OLD!!!!!

Monk at 1:2:1 Tuesday January 16 2001
Oi eveybody sure that you want caravan 28?http://www.classicgoldweekender.co.uk/present.html

Monk at 0:17:49 Tuesday January 16 2001
OI Niki, Blavod is fantastic, Ta!! Si, Absinthe is too!!

asd in egypt at 23:1:22 Monday January 15 2001
no comment

Monk at 22:59:39 Monday January 15 2001
Sorry YRA, was havin' a fag!

Monk at 22:49:4 Monday January 15 2001
Oi Craig read yer bleedin' e-mails!!!!

Monk at 22:43:20 Monday January 15 2001
Anyone around?

Doris at 22:17:2 Monday January 15 2001
Evening all, Dave is recovering from Saturday night and thinks that you're all TOP BODS! I may be persuaded to bring him out again soon....but not too soon! Love all!

Darren in Reading at 21:57:27 Monday January 15 2001
Viginity (spelling?) must be first time nerves. Will work on it!

Darren in Reading at 21:52:38 Monday January 15 2001
Banging nite @ the Bang Bar, Banging Music with a banging head on Sunday morn!!At last begining to put faces to the names, corney i know but it's true.Ya see Nikki, i'm here & no more lurking for me!.New years resolutions,get healthy,nah try to keep up with you lot,I'm now in training for Caister,bring on da snakebite!!! It's good we do this with more to follow!!Hey Deb,prime minister with the initial D.Sounds awfully familiar!!Later, Funk Soul Brother! Darren. Wadda ya know I've lost my forum viginity!Feels good!

Paul at 21:33:45 Monday January 15 2001
And while I'm at it just a quick note re Saturday. It was nice to se Tommy and meet his mate Terry & his lady, Jackie. T & T are two of the people behind the Hemel All Dayer which is rumoured to be on again soon. Full marks go to them for: A. Being cosiderably older than me. B. Going to the Ministry afterwards. Top Blokes! Also, it was nice to put faces to names such as Frenchie, Beck & Dave (Mr Doris).

Paul at 21:23:58 Monday January 15 2001
Oi, Stuart! I think I've figured out what happened to me last May when I got a bit lost after your doo. Me Beer Compass (see Tracy's excellent e-mail) was pointing south instead of east! Either that or there was a tear in the fabric of space-time.

Debra at 21:15:46 Monday January 15 2001
Watch this space.... Love Dolop xxxx Clue: A prime minister with the surname, initial D. Class of '86. Doris should have the answer....

BigStew in at the George at 20:51:14 Monday January 15 2001
Hi all just a little reminder about Soul Kitchen Sat 27th January. Its my b'day bash & I hope to see you all there. THE GEORGE MAULDEN BEDS 01525 751330

Ian in G.Y. at 18:46:10 Monday January 15 2001
Hi all, very quiet on the Eastern Front this weekend.....Sounds like y'all had a good one!!!!

Beck and Dan at 18:18:29 Monday January 15 2001
Just a lickle note to say a big "THANKS CRAIG" for inviting us to your birthday at Bang Bar, Basing View - it sure was a night to remember. The musak was funky and so were the people. It was very nice to meet all your MAAATES IN THE FLESH - can only remember a few names though - Scouser, Mickey, Nikki, Bev, Tracey, Monk and of course, Kaya (s'pose that's not too bad really). Just to say, the Chinky next door to Bang Bar serves up velly good flied food too so Dan and I were well sorted for a meal. I look forward to joining the soulboys for another bash soon! With love from, Beck xxxxxxxx PS.Craig, when your fed up with your tiger trousers............

Niki at 17:13:32 Monday January 15 2001
We know that Sam is the second on the left in the first pic, 'cos she's a member of our Listbot group.....

Niki at 17:3:17 Monday January 15 2001
Dear Mr. Elastoplast, can we have some commission? Joanne, hi and welcome. Which one are you?

Bribo in @ work in miserable freezing cold London town at 16:41:19 Monday January 15 2001
Aloa Joanne... How's the surf. What's happening your side of the pacific?

Mr Elastoplast in the money at 16:27:44 Monday January 15 2001
It has come to my attention, that you chaps are responsible for todays increase in share price of my company. appearently this is all due to a small group of people starting a trend in Basingstoke, of wearing plasters for decorative purposes. Thankyou.

Joanne at 16:18:3 Monday January 15 2001
Am new to Caister chat room, but am on website in hawaii skirts with pals Sam, Marie and Dolly ( also in programme)

Monk at 16:16:35 Monday January 15 2001
Oi Niki, It's a fair cop, Ok I have been known to cook a few meals in my time!

A 36 year old Womble called Orinoco. in Debt to everyone for a brilliant Birthday Weekend. at 15:22:5 Monday January 15 2001
Well where do I begin ? Thank You so much Ian for all the hard work you put into the night,I certainally remember a few little snipets of the goings on but I'm sure the Pic's will bring back the other bits, rapidly!Big thanks to Mr Brown,Aud,Sean,Jim and last but by no means least,FROSTIE.You did a great Job Guys.The Sunday session in The Bates Motel bar was great as well special Thanks to Kaya,Mickey for keeping us entertained,my gawd those Kids should have worn crash helmets, we're lucky no-one died.Do you think Basingstoke will ever see such fun again ?I think not!Sorry we couldn't join you down the Regal last night me old bones were just not up to it.Big thanks to everyone for all me Cards and Pressies and I shall see you all VERY soon I hope.XXXXXXX

chrispy at 15:12:50 Monday January 15 2001
Niki I got sent the Rae and Christian tune the a couple of weeks ago, I think it is due for a Feb/March release. It's not bad.....what amazed me was that they managed to get the good man to do a track with them. I will listen to it again soon and if you have not heard it by them, will play it at the Life and Soul gig just for you! For the rest of you guys out that are interested Life and Soul will be on one floor, we aim to mix the music and the crowd, I hope it works I think most of you are old and wise enough to appreciate GOOD music irrespective of who is playing it!

Nik at 15:0:8 Monday January 15 2001
Had a listen to clips from the Love & Freedom album on Amazon.... think I'll stick to the 12" MAW version of Brand New Dance. Next question - Haven't heard it yet, but Rae & Christian have done a version of Wake Up Everybody with Bobby Womack - someone report please!

Nik at 14:57:4 Monday January 15 2001
Monky, according to the CID database you're a top chef. Is this information inaccurate? Hiya Thames Group techies, how's yer heads?

Monk at 14:37:7 Monday January 15 2001
And Niki, You want to try my cooking? Brave, if somewhat foolhardy!

Monk at 14:34:50 Monday January 15 2001
Afternoon Maates! Sorry if my work maates freaked you out Nik but Think of me I have to work with them!!!!!!! Matt says UUURRRGGGHHH!

Conrad in in the office at 13:43:45 Monday January 15 2001
Good 2 see the comments following my soapbox stint on Sat.I agree with Doris-perhaps the jocks in question need a kick up the arse....after all isn't a good weekender about pleasing everyone & striking a balance...Southport does it.

Nik at 13:36:16 Monday January 15 2001
Oo eck. I just had lunch. It was a strange and wonderous experience! Has anyone got the Bebe Winans "Love and Freedom" album? The tracks I've heard (esp. Brand New Dance) are top, and the album has a version of Jesus Children Of America featuring Stevie Wonder! Can't think why! Afternoon Bev! Lots of lurkers introduced themselves to me on Saturday. Simon and the peeps from Monk's work, Darren and Tim, Matt and the Room 5 bods...... It's gotta freak you out when complete strangers come up to you and say "You're Niki! You don't know us, but we know everything about you!".... :o) Hi Simon, and thanx for the dinner invitation... can't wait to sample the delights of Monk's cooking.

Bev in work munching me salad at 12:52:6 Monday January 15 2001
Hi Maates!! Wot a brilliant nite at the Bang Bar - thanx Monk and Craig for the invite. Actually danced me legs off - tunes were pukka - which makes a nice change!! Must sort out proper accommodation next time though. Oi Scouser - found me ring - not such a dozy blonde bird afterall! Darren - remember don't be a lurker!! Queens on Friday - anyone up for that?? ttfn xx

Nik at 11:25:26 Monday January 15 2001
Shep, keep the faith! Lynda, Nick & Paul (Bod), thanks for the track listing. Top stuff! Expect 'stuff' in return. Timbo, personally I hate threaded Message Boards, all those pages to click into. But I am thinking about something new for the site - maybe somewhere we can post up our Top 10 tunes (how difficult is that?) or something else! If anyone's got any ideas, shout it out, I'll do my best to bring them to Cyber reality. CD, my mobile ran out of juice yesterday - didn't get your text til this morning, I'll be in touch soon.

Kaya at 11:14:2 Monday January 15 2001
Urgh...

Nik at 11:13:53 Monday January 15 2001
Morning all! Thanks Monk and Craig for a great birthday party! I think it was the jelly wot dun me..... Yesterday was fun too. We provided a free Sunday afternoon cabaret to the locals at The Great Western 'hotel'!!! And strangely enough Brownie's offer to take us all to lunch didn't materialise. Still, we made up for it with the liquid variety. Finally got home at about 1am after a stint wiv the boyz dahhhhn the Regal.......

Niki at 10:58:40 Monday January 15 2001
Urrgh!

Monk at 10:41:39 Monday January 15 2001
Everyone is a bit quiet today!

Bribo in @work at 8:6:40 Monday January 15 2001
Morning all....

Monk at 0:0:5 Monday January 15 2001
Mornin' Maates!!!!!

Monk at 23:59:29 Sunday January 14 2001
Evenin' Maates!

HB at 22:12:3 Sunday January 14 2001
The Con' room @ Caister that is ........

Hornblower at 22:11:28 Sunday January 14 2001
Nik - I think you're gonna have to set up a threaded discussion forum for this

Timbo at 22:4:56 Sunday January 14 2001
;kj as its Craig's birthday I think he should get first dibs !!

Doris at 22:4:17 Sunday January 14 2001
Right - time for my thoughts on the music policy at Caister! Niki, you're spot on. But we need to push the DJ's into updating what they play. We've all heard mega sets in the club room from DJ's who play cheesey choons in the main room. There are SO many briliant soul, jazz, funk and disco tunes out there - so lets give them an airing! Commom guys play them!! Anthems have thier very important place but to keep it all alive we need to bring in soulful garage and house tunes and newer soul funk etc. Lets have an alternative room (Waterworld bye-bye) and go for it! I went to Southport for the first time in October and was blown away by the music - Terry Jones was right! So if a primiarily dance and clubbing weekend can have such good soul family music - why can't Caister? Come on Brian!!!!

Doris at 21:59:4 Sunday January 14 2001
Wrong web-site :kj - try www.sundaysport.com!

;kj in taunton at 21:6:19 Sunday January 14 2001
who wants to fuck a married man in taunton

Monk at 18:48:20 Sunday January 14 2001
Oh shit I'm 40!!!

Monk at 18:44:53 Sunday January 14 2001
Big thanks to everyone last night, Aud for the gear and for playing,Sean, Frostie, Webbo, Jim and Chris for playing, the staff @ Bang Bar, Everyone for coming and thanks for all the cards and pressies!!! See you all at the orange Bar!

C.D in the attic in Gidea park at 17:24:22 Sunday January 14 2001
Just popped in to say sorry I was unable to make it,and I can't wait to see the photos, also I will be off line for about 3 days while I sort things out with BT,Doris did you speak to Dickie, if so can you text me and I can probably pick it up on the way home- Much love C. Drumstick xxx

Paul in 'emel 'empstead at 14:26:39 Sunday January 14 2001
Uuuuuuugh! Today my head throbs & I've got loads to do & no motivation. Thanks for a great night @ The Bang Bar-another venue visited. Good one too. Blinding sets by all the jocks. Now I am off for a lie down.

FRENCHIE & KERRI in Recovering@Home at 14:8:4 Sunday January 14 2001
What can i say? Anyone that was there @ the Bang Bar last night cheers for a quality bash.Scouse you were right that was Vodka jell-o on my shoe i was saving it for the Taxi back to Reading. Fanx again guys, my head is killing me(Frenchie). Wine and Cheese party-lots of wine had from what I can remember...and a couple of Cheesy Ritz crackers-do they count as cheese? I'm glad to see that leopard print trousers are back in fashion-I might get Frenchie to venture into the loft and dig out my old pair that I used to slut around in. But I'm sure the fashion police would shoot me down in flames because they won't match the red bits in my hair. I didn't do alot of chatting/introducing myself to strangers in that pissed way last night cos the music was too damn good-thanks 4 a cheestastic night. Kerri

Shep in @home at 11:21:55 Sunday January 14 2001
Nikki totally agree with your little moan,us as soul people need to start looking @ the bigger picture or else we will end up in an even smaller cacoon than the one we are already in,but trying to persued the punters is another ball game,unlucky to the Irons,but my boys Orient are flying a the moment,and my season ticket seems to be well worth it,but you and Kaya having this website,can help the cause.peace love and most all SNAKEBITE, SHEP

Shep at 11:16:55 Sunday January 14 2001
Nikki totally agree with your little moan,us as soul people need to start looking @ the bigger picture or else we will end up in an even smaller cacoon than the one we are already in,but trying to persued the punters is another ball game,unlucky to the Irons,but my boys Orient are flying a the moment,and my season ticket seems to be well worth it,but you and Kaya having this website,can help the cause.peace love and most all SNAKEBITE, SHEP

Shep at 11:16:36 Sunday January 14 2001
Nikki totally agree with your little moan,us as soul people need to start looking @ the bigger picture or else we will end up in an even smaller cacoon than the one we are already in,but trying to persued the punters is another ball game,unlucky to the Irons,but my boys Orient are flying a the moment,and my season ticket seems to be well worth it,but you and Kaya having this website,can help the cause.peace love and most all SNAKEBITE, SHEP

Hornblower at 19:22:16 Saturday January 13 2001
Oi, Craig as a birthday treat I've found a couple of hairy arsed paratrooper piccys - I'll let Nik 'ave them for 'back in the day' if ya a good boy -- now down tiger !!

Timbo at 19:19:9 Saturday January 13 2001
A Huge Happy Burfday to me two Maatess - Craig 'n Monk - I wish I was on my way to Basingstoke - but tonight is sleepover night with dad - so it's popcorn and a video with 'm baby. I know you'll have a blast so have a few Snakebites from me and I'll catch up with soon - Have a total blinder !!! Hi to everyone going Nik, Kaya, Doris ,CD, et al xxx. now where's me soapbox.

Niki at 18:53:3 Saturday January 13 2001
Aw, come on guys, hurry up! They're gonna start without us.

Nik at 18:49:50 Saturday January 13 2001
Dear Mr. Rix - please may we have a twenty room venue, each as big as yer front room. Now we want a Jazz, Funk, Disco, Boogie, Garage, Modern, Northern...............

Niki at 18:36:51 Saturday January 13 2001
three p actually..... the biggest response I've had to the music on the site so far was to the Cheesy Caister Party Special. Us old bastards have also gotta remember that it IS what a lot of people want to hear. How would Hilly know that we thought he played a crap set when there are 500 people singing and dancing away? Just a thought.

Niki at 18:32:9 Saturday January 13 2001
Oh well. Lost 2-0. My tuppence... perhaps we HAVE to get tanked up to endure that 10 billionth rendition of "Circles"! I've always loved the cheesey classics, and they're great...... twice a year at Finale! I have to agree with most of what you guys have said. Yeah we can appreciate that there are people that don't go to Soul Doos a lot, and that there are always first-timers at weekenders that NEED to hear "Bring the Family Back" and "Joy and Pain" they are excellent tunes.... Imagine hearing one of those for the first time today (aside to Kaya - Pretend it's the best record you've ever heard!) But what about the core market? The punters that have supported the Soul Scene all these years? Give us what we want! Problem is (as a punter) you're between a rock and a hard place. Liking Soul music is like supporting West Ham.... what are you gonna do if you don't like it? Not go? Support another team? Obviously not. So we keep going and keep feeling like mugs. I don't wanna offend anyone and I'm not accusing any one DJ of playing the same tired old gorgonzola - but it seems to me you'll hear the best tunes from punters/collectors turned DJ these days. OK I'm off that soapy box n'all... let's get mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaassssssup!

Kaya & Craig at 18:21:56 Saturday January 13 2001
We're just about ready to leave, see you in 30 mins, Niki, Frostie & Mickey! See y'all in t'club later, maaates!

Lynda & Chop in Home, Margate at 17:27:39 Saturday January 13 2001
Hi yer maaates! Very interesting conversion going on I must drag my soap box out too!I think the DJs have lost respect for us old punters, They where the ones to teach us the way! and now that 'we' are getting on they think they can bring the same old records to the doos and we will be so tank up we will not care what trak from a weekender CD they put on. 'We' love you all cos we where there. But we are still there, If only they could put them selves in our shoes, we want to remember those records we havent heard for ages, the one we could not get a copy of! make the hair stand up on our necks.'We can stay at home and listen to better tracks.Brian should get some of us old punters together and give us a go at choosing the Tunes.

Orinoco at 14:57:14 Saturday January 13 2001
I'm not a Woble really, I'm a Womble, and proud of it.

Paul at 14:54:15 Saturday January 13 2001
How many punters use the Waterworld at Caister? I remember being amongst a crowd of two in May '99 and I have avoided it since. Also, the acoustics are not ideal. Perhaps those resources could be put to better use elsewhere on the site, e.g. an alternative room.

Orinoco(the fattest laziest Woble) at 14:54:10 Saturday January 13 2001
Drink !!!!!

Kaya at 14:30:46 Saturday January 13 2001
P.S. How about a Radio Room with a dancefloor and a decent sound system like we used to have? How about using the sports bar as a connoisseurs room?

Kaya - ponder in g things.... at 14:25:7 Saturday January 13 2001
Conrad, I agree completely. It's all well and good to defend DJ's just because they are established fixtures on 'our' scene but what we must remember (and tell the newer fellas) is that these very same DJ's are the ones who used to challenge us at every event. Yes, there should always be the main room, playing current hits and music which has been approved and authenticated over years, but if this ends up being the main and single feature of the weekender, it has no future. Part of the experience of the 'old' Caister was that the venues were separate and distinct. The Stardust played jazz in all its forms - straight, trad, vocal, jazz-funk; The Silver Sands was where the funkier clubbers went, it's smaller size promoted a 'party' atmosphere; The Neptune's Palace was a main room in every respect - high ceilings (for the Caister Pyramids!), raised bars for a view of just how bloody vast the event used to be and Froggy's monster sound system...and besides that, the Soul Mafia DJ's all had regular gigs and regular followings so they had a better idea of what the punters wanted. Many of us go clubbing every weekend and even more of us could teach the DJ's a few things about their own record collectons. Whether or not we need a connoisseurs room should be a secondary question to whether the DJ's need to change the contents of their record boxes a little more frequently? That said, let's start a serious campaign for a real 'alternative' room, like in the old days (sorry to harp on) where we can hear varied selections from fellow music lovers (of course I mean the DJ's!). I, personally love Jazz, Soul, Funk, Disco, Garage and about a thousand other genres and I know that many of you lot do too, what's the problem with hearing a selection of it all in one set? Surely that is the whole point of having a second, alternative room. Otherwise we may as well go to our local Mecca Ballrooms and dress up in 70's gear...actually, that's not a bad idea! Taking a (very) hackneyed example, I KNOW that Chris Hill could blow any DJ, playing ANY genre right out of the water! I also know that he doesn't HAVE to do it. But it would be nice....... Right, off me soapbox, let's get wankered!!!

Niki extremely late........ at 14:10:41 Saturday January 13 2001
Woo woo! Afternoon cheesers! Conrad, spot on! Off to Upton Park, COMEONYOUIRRRRRONNNNSSSSSS!!!!!! Craig, Kaya, Frostie, Mickey - cya at 6!

Paul at 14:4:39 Saturday January 13 2001
It looks like I'm driving tonight so if anyone wants a lift then giz a buzz (0976 329658) or e-mail me. I also have a spare pass.

Craig at 13:0:1 Saturday January 13 2001
It almost time to get Wombled.Yipeeeeeeeeeeee.

Conrad at 12:37:40 Saturday January 13 2001
To continue, where Southport scores points is in its musical variety.It has everything except the cheese-jazz ,soulful garage,house,soul,current big names plus some of our faves.Where it loses is: it doesn't have much 'feeling of togetherness ;a shitty long drive & its always cold.Therefore get that room sorted....someone,anyone???

Conrad in Chillin' 2 jazz at 12:20:12 Saturday January 13 2001
Saw your comments on Caister re.a connosseiurs room.This is a'kin' good idea & much welcomed by us who like our choonz slightly more varied in content (sorry!!!).Some suggestions for jocks 2 fit that bill include Cap'n Mick Farrer (yes I know He's my mate),Terry Jones (cos Sat.pm @ Southport is always the best),Hobbsy(for Carl Hall...wicked).It might make people that have turned to other weekenders due to more variety change their minds...controversial but fair!!

CD at 12:18:46 Saturday January 13 2001
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAIG AND MONK!!!!!WOO WOO

Kaya - plann in g and scheming... at 11:25:2 Saturday January 13 2001
Happy Birthday Craig & Monk!!!REally Looking forward to tonight.. Ten Pints & Richiecox want tickets left on the door, if that's cool, as does Clare (Four passes).Mornin' everyone else,esp Sean, ain't seen y'all in ages! Now, shall I bring some toons on the off chance of playing? Nah! Let's get Wombled! ;o)

Monk at 11:2:32 Saturday January 13 2001
Cheers Sean and Paul, Sean I'll pop round later.

Monk at 11:0:56 Saturday January 13 2001
Urgh!!!! Mornin maates, Think I overdid the Vodka Painkillers last night!!!Yippeee!

Scouse in the House at 10:52:45 Saturday January 13 2001
Mornin' Sean & Happy Birthday to Monk & Craig. See you tonight!

Sean@Home at 10:25:41 Saturday January 13 2001
Ltd space inc transport at a small extra fee i will set u free......

Sean@Home...... at 10:23:9 Saturday January 13 2001
Happy B/Day Monk......trust V/Js are ok.....see U LATER...rooms too rent £20......not inc b/fast.....

Craig in The Beauty Parlour at 8:35:17 Saturday January 13 2001
Mornin'. Happy Birthday Monk,can I have me jelly now please ?Nothing like getting on it early me thinks.

Ian, Miki, Reece, Lee, LIstening to" The Bottle" & "Closure"(TOP TOON)!!!! Maysa Leak. at 2:27:23 Saturday January 13 2001
Happy birthday Craig & Monk!!!!! TOP nite Garie's Northern soul nite, good turnout, I need that toon by Bobby Reed, 'think it's called "you are". Thanks to Roy for taking on the driving for the 9th, I was gonna do it honest!!!

Monk at 2:16:18 Saturday January 13 2001
Hello Maates, Just made 75 Vodka jellies, OI CRAIG HAPPY BIRFDAY MMMAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTE! Cheers Niki , See ya tonight!!

Nik at 2:5:3 Saturday January 13 2001
Nite, nite maaates. Click.

Niki at 2:4:27 Saturday January 13 2001
Happy Birthday Monk and Craig, maaaaaaaates!!!!! May the snakebites be with you both......... Can't wait for tonite, I trust a vintage selection of cheese will be on offer. Oooo, I've been looking forward to your Birthday all year!

Bribo at 0:25:5 Saturday January 13 2001
You have got to admit it Doris. It wasn't that bad was it ? Tell the truth now!

Doris at 23:41:30 Friday January 12 2001
Don't all leave me alone with Bribo in the chatroom! Save me!

Bribo in @ home(where else) at 23:24:58 Friday January 12 2001
Coooeeey Doris! How ya feeling girlfreind?

Doris at 23:22:32 Friday January 12 2001
Craig and Monk - Happy Birthday in 34 odd minites! Neither of you look 50, must be the alcohol has pickled you both!

C.D jok in g aound @ home at 19:33:48 Friday January 12 2001
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The Egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

CD at 18:19:33 Friday January 12 2001
sighhhhhhhhh........................

Shop Keeper at 18:18:53 Friday January 12 2001
The shop will not be opening tomorrow due to the unaccessable stock, I will see if the delivery driver can get through the traffic sooner TTFN

Kaya - go in g for a beer or 3 at 18:13:51 Friday January 12 2001
Niki, see you in a coupla hours!!

aah, the name is Bootsy, baby at 17:55:37 Friday January 12 2001
Hey, George, was that the Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad ?

Simon at 17:43:11 Friday January 12 2001
and the East End starting at the Grave Maurice, Whitechapel at 11am tomorrow...

Simon in a rush to the pub at 17:42:38 Friday January 12 2001
Have a good weekend everyone. This weekend I will be mostly on the piss in the West End....

George Clinton at 16:51:46 Friday January 12 2001
I just got back from the fantasy, ahead of our time in the four lands of Ellet.

TD at 16:48:15 Friday January 12 2001
......

Doris at 15:37:9 Friday January 12 2001
Tomorrow night I shall mostly be getting wrecked. And just to let you know, Dave is a good boy so no point in offering! So give 'em all to me!

Craig with a 87 year old git p in ned to the Groud. at 15:35:14 Friday January 12 2001
Silly Old ?unt has just reversed into my Brand new Mondeo!!!!!Sorry Monk thats why i was busy when you rang.Anyway folks it looks like the Usual suspects are now booked into Bates Motel again with the option to go to the Coach house if it all goes wrong again.

Monk at 15:9:54 Friday January 12 2001
Oi Craig Maate, who's been denting you car? Hope you told them off!

Craig at 15:2:51 Friday January 12 2001
Dialing you now! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

Monk at 14:59:37 Friday January 12 2001
Oi Craig give me a ring!

Craig at 14:58:15 Friday January 12 2001
Mr and Mrs Snakebite have a double with en-suite all to themselves but anyone else is welcome to share wiv' us i suppose as long as you're very quiet shinning down the drain pipe in the morning. ;0)By the way she wants us the check in before 7pm ? Be lucky Mrs woman.

Craig at 14:53:38 Friday January 12 2001
After much uming and aghing and faffing around ,kaya, Niki,Doris,Dave and myself are booked into the East Side Coach House, Basingstoke for tomorrow night.It's £40.00 per room, there a still two other rooms available.If you're interested call them on 01256 465559.The rest of Basinpoke seems to be full up and as far as we know bates Motel is no longer an option.Get in quick otherwise it's 25 to a room at The Coach House.

Bribo in @ work (after hair of the dog) at 13:42:56 Friday January 12 2001
Niki .... Shhhhh don't tell cheesy B. I prefere the change in time slots

Simon in an undecided mood at 13:22:29 Friday January 12 2001
I'm not working hard, so should I go to the pub now, or wait until this afternoon's leaving do when the drinks will be free! Ho hum...

Kaya & Debs at 13:15:46 Friday January 12 2001
we're working REALLY HARD!!!

Niki at 12:12:41 Friday January 12 2001
There I was thinking that I can't quite get used to not hearing Cheesey B's dulcet tones in the morning........ and there he be! Anyway, Alex is top.... you can never beat a bit of Disco on a Friday lunchtime!!

Niki at 11:39:3 Friday January 12 2001
Gooooood Morning groovsters and a special good morning to all those one day away from being a Birthday Boy! My Monday meeting has been postponed til Wednesday so I've got that Friday feeling early today!

Steve in In the soulboys forum at 11:37:54 Friday January 12 2001
Hi Craig, Funny thing that e-mail list. Popular one minute, gone the next. Much like Tonics! :)

Craig at 11:9:36 Friday January 12 2001
Hi Steve welcome to the Forum.

Craig at 11:9:1 Friday January 12 2001
So shall we check out this Spruce Goose place then ? Do they allow after hours partys ?

Craig at 11:7:42 Friday January 12 2001
12.49 now!

Steve in Here at 10:50:48 Friday January 12 2001
Hi all, Thought I'd give this a go. Nobody's on the e-mail anywmore :(

Kaya at 9:53:34 Friday January 12 2001
Shhhhhh. Did you hear that? Sounds like the Grim Reaper approaching!

Monk at 8:26:23 Friday January 12 2001
Oi Craig, only fifteen and a half hours to go!

Monk at 8:24:42 Friday January 12 2001
Oops that made no sense, Erm what I ment to say was, if you want a Travel lodge the one that is nearest is "the Spruce Goose" according to Dickie!!! Mornin' Maaates! See You all tomorrow, when I shall be mostly getting drunk!

K & C at 8:8:33 Friday January 12 2001
Mornin'

Bribo in @ work at 7:54:30 Friday January 12 2001
Morning mateys........(ooh my head) Well I survived the nightly celebrations.......Just !!. I feel alittle vague this morning. Poor Doris, she's feeling a bit under the weather. Girl! stay in bed it's #kin cold out there. Get well soon. Wot ! no foxy CD last night. Where you at girlfreind? Craig ... How many hours to go before your b/day?

Monk at 0:39:54 Friday January 12 2001
Night Maates! Click!

Monk at 0:39:15 Friday January 12 2001
I say the Spruce Goose Sounds the best Travel option, well Dangerous Dickie does!

Craig & Kaya &Lill' Maate & The Phantom Cactus Wecker. at 23:56:55 Thursday January 11 2001
Night night.XXXX

Craig at 23:55:15 Thursday January 11 2001
My gawd I shall be offically 31 in 24 hours and 6 minutes.

Craig at 23:55:13 Thursday January 11 2001
My gawd I shall be offically 31 in 24 hours and 6 minutes.

Kaya at 23:47:43 Thursday January 11 2001
Allo Simon! Just missed ya!

Kaya - full up with Ch in ese food!! at 23:46:17 Thursday January 11 2001
Evenin' maaates! Top night noshing (fnarr fnarr)@ The Chinese Whisper, went with Craig's dykey maaates, good fun! Oi Doris, Gary & Tracy are booked into the Travellodge in Basingstoke(£39.50 per twin room). £20 per person @ the travel lodge sounds better than £10 per person @ The Bates motel!! But, as you all know, I never make a fuss and will just go with the flow!!

Simon at 23:42:30 Thursday January 11 2001
Nite all....

Doris at 22:40:13 Thursday January 11 2001
I am insulted - why does Alex think "Doris" is such a ? name!I shall have to mention this to the Management - go get him Kaya and Craig! Bribo - am off "sick" so only loggging in at home in the evenings! Nice to know I am missed. Ali if you're around give me a buzz re that hotel in Basingstoke for Saturday! Chatting later anyone?!?

Ellie in Swanley at 20:35:1 Thursday January 11 2001
Sat at the LL I promised Lawrence that I would give his next Gig a shout in this Forum, so here goes: Sat 20th Jan at Bar Latino,Croydon cant remember name of road only that it's round the corner from ther Blue Orchid. Boogie Nites (such a bad shame name!!!)however the sounds are purely soul & Jazz Funk with no cheesy stuff. I went to one of his do's a few months back and was amazed to see loads of Caister Faces there, we even did the 'let's get it together'dance (is that classed a cheesy now?). So anyone within travelling distance please give it a go, need some good events going in South London. Nicki, anychance of a mention on the Events Calender?

Ian in G.Y. at 19:14:33 Thursday January 11 2001
Happy birthday Bribo!! Hilly going stale??? If he reads this he'll suprise you all with the next set you hear him play as we all know what a TOP dj he is!!!! I'm sure he'll rise to some constructive criticism. GO HIIILY GO HIIILY!!!! I also dug out "Love come down" for sat nite (although i didn't play it), not all punters are as clued up on the scene as we are, and enjoy the classics, as the clubs are the only places they get to hear toons. With no access to the Satelite £ Internet radio stations, some people only get to hear toons old and new on a monthly basis when they visit the "speciallist" clubs. That said i know exactly where your coming from, just thought i'd put things into perspective. That's the first seriouse thing i've written since my letter to Santa!!!!!

Niki lurk in ' abahhh at 18:52:45 Thursday January 11 2001
Allo Kim. No, only four e-mails today as well.

Kim in Cambridge at 18:43:53 Thursday January 11 2001
Is noone using this site anymore - have we all gone email mad?

Bribo at 16:53:10 Thursday January 11 2001
Niki...Absolutly marvellous.....Your too good to me!..... Keep it coming don't stop!! I'm off home now to see if any presents have turned up.... I'll catch you guys later if I get the time, and not too drunk to type...

Niki at 16:48:30 Thursday January 11 2001
Gawd, doesn't Alex go on?

Niki at 16:24:17 Thursday January 11 2001
Dundelt!

bribo at 16:14:30 Thursday January 11 2001
Niki... At work I use a LAN connection...Gimme, gimme, gimme! send it to the above address. I will see it as it comes in...Your such a sweety!

Nik at 16:8:6 Thursday January 11 2001
Bribo, mp3 at 9.6mb or flash player at 1.3mb?? How fast is your Internet connection?

Niki at 16:7:14 Thursday January 11 2001
It just so happens I recorded that section of Alex's show while I was fiddling about wiv me Soundblaster (!!). He played the Eryka Badu Angie Stone thingy - about 9 minutes long! Would you like me to make you a flash movie like the tunes on the site, and e-mail it to you as a permanent reminder?!??

Bribo at 15:48:43 Thursday January 11 2001
This forum is like a bus stop !!.... when you want to see a new post you can't find one for ages. Then all of a sudden three turn up all at once !!!

Gary.M. at 15:45:57 Thursday January 11 2001
Goodbye everybody, off to Bradford and Leeds on business for a couple of days, so see everybody on Saturday, if I get back alive. TTFN

Bribo at 15:45:48 Thursday January 11 2001
Niki .. no sorry I didn't. What time was it? and by whom?.... What was played? so many questions !!!

Niki at 15:45:43 Thursday January 11 2001
Oi Andy, are you lurking?

Niki at 15:43:3 Thursday January 11 2001
Bribo, GOOD BOY!!! Did you hear our dedication on 24-7?

Bribo at 14:35:34 Thursday January 11 2001
Thanks every body... I've just spent 2 hrs @ the pub drinking mainly Jack Daniels forgive me if I spelt it wrong. I'm pissed!. My fingers don't belong to me!

Anon in London at 13:41:36 Thursday January 11 2001
Happy Birthday Bribo. One thing, why did Chris Hill play such crap tunes last Saturday? Any ideas?

Monk at 13:7:46 Thursday January 11 2001
OOOPs!

Monk at 13:7:25 Thursday January 11 2001
Afternoon Maates, Oi Bribo, Happy Birthday Maate!

Monk at 13:6:15 Thursday January 11 2001
Afternoon Maates, Oi Bribo, Happy Birthday Maate!

Monk at 13:4:40 Thursday January 11 2001
Afternoon Maates, Oi Bribo, Happy Birthday Maate!

Niki at 12:17:16 Thursday January 11 2001
Happy Birthday Bribo maaate!! Hope you have a good one........

Paul at 11:33:0 Thursday January 11 2001
Bugger! Missed it (20,000th visitor) by one. Not that I was trying, you understand.

Bribo at 11:12:38 Thursday January 11 2001
Thankyou guys. If I stayed at home I would only get up to mischief!

Paul at 11:7:45 Thursday January 11 2001
Oh, yeah. Happy Birthday Bribo - pity you had to go to work, eh?

Paul at 11:6:14 Thursday January 11 2001
Hey, Gary. Apart from the Conservative Club bit & the fact that I do have a nice if modest gaff almost in the country, you were right! Ello to everyone else BTW. :o)

Kaya at 10:34:36 Thursday January 11 2001
Good Morning Maaates! Happy Birthday Bribo! Oi, Gary, what do you mean that 'we would PROBABLY now be middle aged wankers'? Some of us are that already! Shame about the nice house in the country, though...and btw, you HAVE got a coupla kids haven't you? Looking forward to seeing y'all Saturday. Ali, I'll call you in an hour or two & we can meet up for lunch & pass exchanging!!

Gary.M. at 10:5:55 Thursday January 11 2001
Mornin all. Hello Angie, just read your message from Tuesday re the South of France. Like most people I used to spend most of the day at the bar by the beach. Got loads of photo's so maybe we should arrange a viewing session one day. Do you remember the bloke who spent most of an afternoon perched 25 foot up a tree outside that bar? Cant for the life of me remember why he did it. By the way, Hilly was playing the same set back then as well, but you cant knock the geezer can you? If it wasn't for Hilly and his stints down the Goldmine, we would probably now be bored middle aged wankers with a nice house in the country and 2.2 kids having drinks down the local conservative club every Saturday night. P.S. Happy Birthday Bribo, and a definate yes to a Conn Room Caister.

Bribo at 9:46:1 Thursday January 11 2001
Cheers Craig... I am 38 today. My other half is arranging something over the weekend. I don't know what it is. But I am sure she has a cunning plan up her sleeve. What's this I hear. The masses are revolting against Lacy Ladies! Why ?

Craig at 9:33:47 Thursday January 11 2001
'Ey Bribo, why not join us in Basingstoke on Saturday night? we're celebrating Monks 40th and my 33rd so why not join the party ?

Craig at 9:23:4 Thursday January 11 2001
Happy Birthday Bribo, so come your age ??? Spill the beans. I shall be 33 on Saturday,ho hum. ;0)

Bribo (the Birthday boy) in @ work at 8:7:38 Thursday January 11 2001
Well thank you C.D & Doris. For some strange reason I could not get into this site last night from my home computer. My browser Could not find ukonline server.... Very strange!! Doris... we don't get to hear from you much these days... Did anybody watch " sex & the city" last night. Laugh.... I nearly pissed my self!!!

CDrumstick-feeling a little unwell at 6:53:24 Thursday January 11 2001
Happy Buff'Day Bribo!!! Morning maates, made a mistake popping out for a drink last night, just feeling slightly hungover.....no, I am very hungover! and I have to be at work in 1 hour- Help I want my Mummy!

Mary White-house at 6:43:2 Thursday January 11 2001
Hey young boy! Watch your language..........such a foul toungue sooo early, tut tut.

john in in my home at 6:3:54 Thursday January 11 2001
I i'm a boy I want to fuck a girle

John. in In Heaven. at 0:58:21 Thursday January 11 2001
Anyone remember a band 'Tom Grosse & Varsity' circa 1987 - Soul personified!! The Jester.

Del at 0:47:8 Thursday January 11 2001
HAPPY DAYS!!!

Russell,and Del at Drumstick mansions at 0:46:11 Thursday January 11 2001
Alllo maates!! just browsed through the photos and we thimk yer all a bunch of lunatics-GOOD PEOPLE-GOOD LUCK!!

craig at 0:1:30 Thursday January 11 2001
The plastic friend message is for Doris,just incaseyou were wondering.silly me, but then it is bedtime.

Craig at 23:56:20 Wednesday January 10 2001
Don't forget the "Plastic Friend" And i don't mean your Credit Card.Night night.Paul-you sorted for accomadation yet ? Ring or mail Monk i'm sure there's room at Bates Motel.

Niki at 23:50:31 Wednesday January 10 2001
Nite nite all...... cya tomorrow

Doris at 23:16:26 Wednesday January 10 2001
Niki where are you?

Doris at 22:56:17 Wednesday January 10 2001
Just a quick visit......Happy Birthday Bribo!

Kaya at 22:52:4 Wednesday January 10 2001
I'm coming over, Niki.

Nik at 22:44:17 Wednesday January 10 2001
Chat anyone??????

Nik at 21:19:45 Wednesday January 10 2001
And the stats for the Main Page are at http://s2.thecounter.com/counter/1083448.vmain - and look at the count! We haven't played the Lucky Visitor game for ages. Who will be the lucky 20,000th visitor???????

Paul at 21:16:7 Wednesday January 10 2001
Hi, Niki. I only found it 'cos I was trying to print Monk's directions (unsuccessfully)!

Paul at 21:14:14 Wednesday January 10 2001
Counter. I meant 20.10 pm.

Niki at 21:9:21 Wednesday January 10 2001
There is indeed a counter on this page! http://s2.thecounter.com/counter/1195497.vmain if you're that interested......

Paul at 21:5:51 Wednesday January 10 2001
I think I've found a hidden couter on this page. If it is a counter it stands at over 35500 with 14 hits since 20.10. That's a whole lot of lurking!

Niki at 21:2:39 Wednesday January 10 2001
Oi Tone! Nooooooo! You'll upset the Norwich fans.

Tony Blackburn in Admiring my signed photo of Chrispy at 20:56:48 Wednesday January 10 2001
Q- Whats the difference between Delia Smith and a cross country run? A- Ones a pant in the country!

Paul gently stroki in g his Motorola SURFboard at 20:10:30 Wednesday January 10 2001
Evenin' mates. Re Saturday, is there anywhere to stay in B'stoke? I'm finding the idea of slurping soft drinks al night less appealing as time goes on.

Kaya at 19:22:56 Wednesday January 10 2001
NP Ali...my suggestion for the Conn's room @ Caister would probably be Bill Spoon 'I Bet That You Can't Love Me One Time' Fuc*in' excellent!!

Ali at 19:15:55 Wednesday January 10 2001
Hello maates! Kaya - sorry again for standing you up tonight! I've got one request for the alternative room at Caister - Keep on Keeping on by Down to the Bone, perleeeze!! ttfn. xx.

CD at 18:39:50 Wednesday January 10 2001
BUTCHER WHERE!

CD at 18:39:10 Wednesday January 10 2001
Cluck Cluck Cluck!

Peggy at 17:27:36 Wednesday January 10 2001
Oi Butcher get off thi site, you caaaaaaaw! Tonic with that vodka mluv?

C.D- boppin arahnd the living room at 17:18:59 Wednesday January 10 2001
Oh by the way happy B/Day Bribo, what do you have planned for your B/Day then?

Fat Pat BUTCHER at 17:17:57 Wednesday January 10 2001
My Frank would never speak to me like that!! And!! He's a shag monster!!!

Roy Evans at 17:3:18 Wednesday January 10 2001
Sod the earings lose those furry ankle boots! Now Pat you know a divorce is for the best, I don't want you giving me the ruuuuuunaaaround!

Bribo at 16:52:56 Wednesday January 10 2001
C.D for you, anytime... Creep creep!

CDrumstick - In from work at 16:48:12 Wednesday January 10 2001
Thanks for the compl.Bribo! Hi Tim, Hi Niki, Fatty Patty,Kaya , Kelvin, and Chrispy!-Niki or Kaya or Doris could one of you possibly text me Frosties number-(that's if he is still running a coach)..........pllleeeeease

Timbo at 15:23:24 Wednesday January 10 2001
Any thoughts on T- Shirts for Caister ?

Fat Pat Evans at 15:22:7 Wednesday January 10 2001
allo, anyone seen me earrings?

Bribo at 13:26:32 Wednesday January 10 2001
Sounds like a bit of a gang bang to me.... Oh errrrrr.

Kaya at 13:6:59 Wednesday January 10 2001
PS. We'd never get 12 people in one of those!!!

Kaya at 13:6:27 Wednesday January 10 2001
Yes, Nik, I remember it well!!! Action Jackson and all!!!

Niki at 12:41:39 Wednesday January 10 2001
Oooooo, I can feel a Carvan 28 reunion coming on..........

Niki at 12:39:36 Wednesday January 10 2001
Afternoon. I forgot to tell you my news last night!!! Must have been the excitment of the Lunar Eclipse..... anyway, my Mum and Dad have bought a caravan on the Thorney Bay Beach Camp on Canvey Island!!!!! You may well ask why..... it's a sentimental thing really as my dear old Nan used to have one there. Anyway, it sounds like a right old 'Caister' type banger, but somehow I think it's gonna be more fun than the Oysterfleet!! Remember my Nan's old caravan Kaya??

Kaya at 11:43:0 Wednesday January 10 2001
You're welcome Bribo.

Bribo in @ work at 11:27:37 Wednesday January 10 2001
Kaya.. Thank you for sending me the picture that I requested.. Your a pal

Timbo in Oxford Office at 10:49:0 Wednesday January 10 2001
RE : Caister - as Robbie V's Jingle used to say Jazz,Jazz, Jazz, Jazz, Jazz, Jazz, Jazz !

chrispy at 10:48:19 Wednesday January 10 2001
10th it is Mr M, see you there, girlies? wot girlies, I have no idea what you are on about!!!! By the way we need to speak about a certain weekend event, please give me your e-mail address and I'll let you know more. Nik - the way things are looking it seems FRCT will only need to book a Micra due to 'excessive' demand! I originally thought another room would be good - what about clearing the pool tables away in the pub and dooing something in there? Anyway if it happens it will need at least 6-8 jocks. As for LL, make your views known (good or bad) to Simon, he may take notice. Kev J get back in yer cupboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaya at 10:28:57 Wednesday January 10 2001
It's Maulden, Bedfordshire, Kelvin. Stew's contact detais are: 01525 751330, 0958 638663 caisterstu@aol.com ...all of the other details are in the Event Clendar 27/01/01...hope to seeya there!

kelvin at 10:8:42 Wednesday January 10 2001
kaya or anyone when is big stews doo?

Kaya at 10:8:36 Wednesday January 10 2001
Don't mind driving to either...I'm giving up booze till payday!! (Oh dear, Stews doo is the day AFTER payday!)

Craig at 10:6:27 Wednesday January 10 2001
Mornin' Monk, getting excited ?I am.

Monk at 9:38:14 Wednesday January 10 2001
Mornin Maates!

Monk at 9:37:12 Wednesday January 10 2001
Directions to Bang Bar. 1) M3 junction 6 (Heading south) take second exit at roundabout signed Basingstoke 2) Second exit off next roundabout (straight on) 3) First left signed to town centre 4) First left (before next roundabout) signed to Basing View (take care there is a sharp right hand bend) 5) Go under road bridgeand take the left fork 6) Second exit at mini roundabout ( Right ) at Basing View 7) Bang Bar is on your left The car park is left after the Chinese take away (wok U Like)

CRAIG at 9:35:58 Wednesday January 10 2001
Oh dear, me spelling went a bit wonky earlier didn't it ?Anyway i'm the proud owner of a new Mobile at last.Numbers still the same,07976 279944.And Kaya,re...... B&B's and you driving i was refering to Big Stew's Doo not Basingstoke.;0)

Kaya - just leav in g for w**k at 8:7:29 Wednesday January 10 2001
Oi, Bribo, kept that one a bit quiet!!! Maybe you should come along on Saturday and join the...erm...celebrations - is that the right word?

Bribo at 7:51:42 Wednesday January 10 2001
Tomorrow I will be mainly celebrating my 38th birthday.

Craig Hop in he not coming down with somethingg. at 7:7:20 Wednesday January 10 2001
I feel like death warmed up!!!Anyone got any instant Flu cures ? Oi Paul, Monk and I share the same Birthday,13th Jan,although i am in fact much older than him I don't look 42 don't I ? Doris......We'll just kidnapp yer Luv.

CD-uP far TOo eARly 2 bE MAkinG seNSe at 6:38:8 Wednesday January 10 2001
YAWN Y-A-W-N....morning Thanks Niki, Oh Dale, it's just Myself and Lesley for Sat, I get in touch with the Frast re RCT at some ponit today.

Doris at 23:15:35 Tuesday January 9 2001
Now what reason can I come up with for Big Stews do .....answers via e-mail starting "Dave, Doris has to go to Big Stews do because...."

Niki at 22:1:6 Tuesday January 9 2001
Oh yeah, if you haven't bought it yet go and buy the Soul Togetherness 2000 CD/Vinyl - it's the mutts nutts! Use the Amazon link on the music page and it'll come through the letterbox the very next morning.

Niki at 21:55:8 Tuesday January 9 2001
Evening cheesers! Chrispy, I still don't know if Frostie's Reliable Coach Tours are running, but I'll keep you posted. The campaign for a third room at Caister has got to be for that - not just one or two sets in the Club Room. OK, so it might get right trainspotty and dusty, even jazzy!, but us old bastards need to have the choice. Evening Kev, I think it's just a case of total cheese overload - we've had two Goldmine's and three Lacy's in the last six weeks. And maybe we weren't quite as drunk as we were in December!! Roll on Life & Soul....... CD, the Caister countdown uses the internal clock on your computer. So your computer must think it's 1996 or whatever. Go to Start-Settings-Control Panel-Date/Time to change it. Nighty nite all, gotta get an early one. xxxx

Kev James in Colchester at 19:32:48 Tuesday January 9 2001
Hiya Niki & Kaya and everyone else, I see a few people are getting a little bit pissed off with the choons down the LL. I cant really Knock Chris Hill, you have to respect the man for what he's done over the years, and I have heard him play some blinding sets, the most recent in Colchester a couple of months ago, also at the Connaught Rooms last year before Mr Tong shut the upstairs room down cause it was busier than his downstairs (well thats what I heard ) and plenty more besides.We all know what Mr Hill is capable of so come on Chris a little bit of something different will make the journey down from Colchester that little bit easier. As for another room at Caister, a brilliant idea as long as we can have a touch of the jazzy vibes (Webster Lewis, Barbara Ann ( my favourite choon ) some Down To The Bone,Yada Yada, East West Connection, St Germain etc etc. Thats me off my soap box,hope to see yall at Life & Soul on Feb 9th, take care.

CDrumstick at 18:58:14 Tuesday January 9 2001
Is it only my counter that gawn weird (Only 1943 days to Caister)....what that all abaht!

CDrumstick-Doing a pic for the SB family album at 18:55:49 Tuesday January 9 2001
Ho hum!

Paul at 18:23:7 Tuesday January 9 2001
Evenin' boys. Craig, when's your birthday?

Kaya at 18:4:33 Tuesday January 9 2001
Craig, me dear, it's your birthday so if you wanna get wankered & I drive that's ok...but if you want us both to get wankered that's also OK, although strictly speaking, alcohol is against my religion!!! (as you all know)

CRAIG at 17:55:26 Tuesday January 9 2001
We're staying in a B&B ain't we kaya ?Or are you going to drive this time.

Paul await in g delivery of my cable modem at 17:26:19 Tuesday January 9 2001
Hi, Ian. I was going to have a quiet month too. I just cant say no to a damn good night out.....See events page re Stew's doo; I believe sleeping on the floor is compulsory.

Ian in G.Y. at 17:14:39 Tuesday January 9 2001
Oi!!! Chrispy, the 10th it is!!!! All the girlies have bin told!! Ha Ha!! Got a 7 seater going on the 9th. Could anyone give me details on Big Stews doo, date, time & can we crash on the pub floor? Looks like it's a CAISTER LADS JOLLY AFFAIR coming from G.Y.!!!! Now of to bed allnight shift tonight. Oh yea, "i can hear clearly now the wax has gone"!! Had the lugs done this evening, so i won't be shouting anymore (Kaya?)!!!!

Bribo in @ work feeling lonly !!! at 16:34:15 Tuesday January 9 2001
Kin-ell !!!.... Where is everybody? Do I smell or somthing? don't answer that.

chrispy at 16:31:1 Tuesday January 9 2001
message for Ian - what Saturday did I mention doing the 151 next month was it the 10th, cos the 3rd has gone! Let me know, the 10th would be good for me, Life and Soul the night before and yours the following night!

Bribo at 14:56:52 Tuesday January 9 2001
P.S It's nice to see big Rick out and about.

Bribo in @work lerking at 14:55:32 Tuesday January 9 2001
I've just seen the recent picture additions. Wow! wild time had by all. C.D... You look damn Foxy in your purple oufit corrrrrrr!!! nice chest and batty!!! guess who's gona get a valentines this year?

Kaya in fits... at 14:32:27 Tuesday January 9 2001
Ere, is that Tracy with Bev in the pic labelled 'Bev & Friends Circa 1982'?? I think that it IS!!!

TD at 14:5:25 Tuesday January 9 2001
OOps, just noticed that I have repeated a picture in the NYE batch..first one to correctly identify it gets a prize!

Kaya at 13:53:48 Tuesday January 9 2001
Well, have a look, Angie...you'll find the link to 'Back In The Day' on the Caister Boys page...enjoy!

Angie at 13:52:14 Tuesday January 9 2001
OK, I'll call you tonight. I had a quiet Xmas and New Year by your standards! We didn't have anything arranged for NYE and the weather was so disgusting we decided to have a sleepover party at Yvonne's. It was great, we basically drank until we fell over. Got up late on NY Day and broke all my resolutions in about 10 minutes! Don't know why I bother making them. How are you getting on with the 'Back In The Day' stuff. I'm still searching for more photos etc. for you.

Kaya at 13:3:44 Tuesday January 9 2001
Hello Angie! You don't visit often enough! Yes, please call me tonight and LET'S arranga a sleepover...I promise that I will contain the cats in ONE ROOM and have a nebuliser standing by for Val!! What did you do over xmas/nye? Did it get messy?

Angie in work and having a bad day! at 13:1:41 Tuesday January 9 2001
Hi Kaya - thought I'd just pop onto the site to see what you all got up to for Xmas and New Year. The photos are mad! Looks like a great time was had by all. I wish I'd been there. I'll give you a call over the weekend to see if we can get another 'sleepover' arranged at yours soon xx By the way - I also remember the Showstoppers South of France holidays. I was there, I went on the first one. So Gary M - describe yourself. You may be on my photos!!

Monk at 12:52:53 Tuesday January 9 2001
Bit quiet today Maates!

Durkish Tealight at 12:13:39 Tuesday January 9 2001
Monkin' Morn!

Monk at 12:11:13 Tuesday January 9 2001
Mornin' Maates!

Kaya - Th in king about what to buy with the advance on my wages... at 11:0:2 Tuesday January 9 2001
Oh dear, it may yet go horribly wrong @ the weekend. Do we have any travel plans yet, Niki? What sort of time are we hoping to leave? Are you gonna be home later? I may need to 'sort something out'. Will call you soon...xxx

chrispy at 10:19:23 Tuesday January 9 2001
morning peeps Niki- Basingstoke - if Frostie is running a coach can you ask him to call me cos I need 2 seats, Con room at Caister - I shall take it up with Mr Rix when I see him, there is more room to play with when the weekender is 4 days - we can but try. Keep the nominations coming though, Terry Jones and Gary Dennis doing a set in the club room would do well, perhaps with Ian M, I've decided I will be playing more new skool, connoiseurs (7's) and garage at Caister and leave the 'anthems' to others. Be warned!!! LL getting stale? Seeing that I have not been for an age, I always thought you guys went for the atmosphere and the booze and the music was very much last on your list. Gary Dennis should be doing Feb, will that make any diffence? Why not ask Malcolm to get a guest in (not Mr Edwards again) who will play something different and not the same old stuff?

T. at 8:58:35 Tuesday January 9 2001
We haven't had a scroll bar this year have weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Timbo in 'orsham at 8:57:18 Tuesday January 9 2001
Nik - that was put me down for the Con' Room at the cold north sea. I've got a gig on Sat - don't know what time it finishes. Eh Legs ! isn't that your bum - LL 4th Nov - Page 1 -last but one piccy - welcome aboard !! CD - Woo Woo

Craig at 8:45:46 Tuesday January 9 2001
Moanin'Lovies, Oi Monk does this Digi cam have an anti Glare filter ?My God i hope so.Did to treat yourself for your birthday ?That reminds me i must buy myself somthing nice,it's been a while.

Kaya at 8:9:51 Tuesday January 9 2001
Mornin maaates...

CDrumstick at 7:11:51 Tuesday January 9 2001
MORNIN MMAAATTESS!!

C.D at 7:7:38 Tuesday January 9 2001
Click, oh Damn the bulbs gawn!

Monk at 0:39:22 Tuesday January 9 2001
Mornin' Maates, Just bin playin' with my all singing, all dancing, new SLR Digicam!!!! Oh what fun I'll have with that!!!! revenge? me? oh ok!

Craig at 23:51:40 Monday January 8 2001
Ouch you've made me jaws ache. Night night. XXXX

TD - in me dressin gaaahn... at 23:33:51 Monday January 8 2001
Goodnight Soulboys & Soulgirls...

C.Drumstick-Retir in g to bed at 23:23:36 Monday January 8 2001
Goodnight, I have an early start tomorrow CYA!

Doris at 23:16:2 Monday January 8 2001
Having problems getting back in - open the window or I break it!

TD at 22:58:12 Monday January 8 2001
CU There...

C.Drumstick-Going in....... at 22:56:57 Monday January 8 2001
OK!

Doris at 22:54:44 Monday January 8 2001
Coming for a chat.....?

CDrumstick at 22:22:13 Monday January 8 2001
I take it the CR will be a full house, by the way I like the flyer, Alllloo Doris!!

CD- IN SHOCK!!! at 22:19:54 Monday January 8 2001
AAAALLLLOOOOO LESLEY!!

Doris at 22:15:41 Monday January 8 2001
Me and Dave will be up for a coach and I know that the Webbo's were asking about one on Friday....so that will increse numbers. If we keep it to just us then we can make sure Frostie it right for once!

lesley in at home at 22:10:23 Monday January 8 2001
wot. u r still full of christmas wit Chicken?

T D at 22:4:56 Monday January 8 2001
HoHoHoHoHaHaHaHaHeHeHeHe

C.Drumstick at 22:1:30 Monday January 8 2001
NEIGHBOURS A woman is just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rings. Her husband, heading to the shower himself, asks her to see who's at the door, so she wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands her next-door neighbour, Rob. Before she can say a word, Rob says, "I'll give you $500 dollars to drop that towel you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of him. He looks for a few seconds, hands her $500 dollars, and leaves. Excited about her earnings, the woman puts the towel back on and runs upstairs. Her husband yells out from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Rob from next door," she replies. "Great," the husband says. "Did he say anything about the $500 dollars he owes me?"

Kaya at 21:53:58 Monday January 8 2001
Me reckon that top idea from CD! Got the Cheese 'n' Wine flyer up...whaddaya fink? CUCR11OK?

C.D-AGAIN woo woo full steam ahead! at 21:41:24 Monday January 8 2001
Yes Yes Yes! I up for the campaign for a connoissuers room,and Craig Drumstix stores will be open but not to you, as yours will be a gift from me(CR 11pm flying visit)....And I was thinking as I have extra time on my hands now I have left the pub,I may just put together a NYE pic album for those Soulboys and Girls who not have access to the site so that they can have a lookie at the pics too!-What d'ya reckon

Ian in G.Y. at 21:8:10 Monday January 8 2001
Simon, i was a spotty 18 year old then, with a wedge which had a red streak down the side, you lot want nostalga it wasn't all good memories, how embarrising!!!! Billy i'm now of to pick Carl & Gav(back from the US of A with loads of stonkin' toons) and then it's of to the 151 via Maccy D's for a buy one get one free!!! Paul i was gonna stay in for the next few weeks (horrendous tax bill to pay) but hey what the feck!!! Big Stews it is!!!!!!

Kaya at 20:58:58 Monday January 8 2001
Hahahahaah

Craig at 20:57:1 Monday January 8 2001
Oi Paul,re Big Stew's.........my wallets twitching like mad.

Craig at 20:55:27 Monday January 8 2001
Just off to Fleet.No probs Ali,Shall I post 'em ?How many ? Hi CD,Bet you're glad that the Pub Jobs finished,Are you playing Shopkeeper on Saturday ?Ring/mail me sooooooon.Might see y'all in the CR about 11.

Kaya at 20:52:8 Monday January 8 2001
I have no memories of the events of which you speak, but I have the passes so my body must have been there ;o)

Simon at 20:42:26 Monday January 8 2001
'ere Ian - that bloke in the chair wasn't me was it?

Paul at 20:30:59 Monday January 8 2001
Oi. Ian. Bev only goes online during office hours but I'm sure she'll appreciate the nostalgia. Big stew's doo is on again two weeks Sat. My liver is twitching as I speak (type)!

Billy in Takin' a shower at 19:38:10 Monday January 8 2001
Ian...I hear you been watchin' those choc bar movies agin.....???...#!%&in perv!!...aint gonna tell u who told me cos I promised Andy I would'nt say anyting?...R U up the 151 2nite spinnin' discs?

Ian getting all nostalgic. at 18:37:19 Monday January 8 2001
Bev i remember the Stardust room with fond memories. Recollect dancin' round a bloke aslleep in a chair in the middle of the dancefloor!!!! Goooood days!!!!

Ian in G.Y. at 18:29:56 Monday January 8 2001
Oi!!! Niki, 'went to play Gerry Deveaux NYE, found it wasn't there, looked straight at Big Rog ha ha!!!! Connoisseurs room sounds good. They have got a third venue which they used to use. Although the games room would be good idea???

Scouser listen in g to the boy play "Love Custard" at 18:23:15 Monday January 8 2001
Re the Lacy, I like to go about twice a year or it gets a bit predictable. Nice to be missed though! :o) A Connoisseurs Room sounds like a plan. I seem to remember a small room near Reception at the first Caister at Vauxhall. (April '94) Not sure what the music policy was (House?) but it was usually empty & was dropped for the following event. Oi, Melissa. By the time you read this the pics will be on your PC.

Ali at 18:19:26 Monday January 8 2001
Hello everyone! Kaya/Craig - I missed you Saturday night. You too Billy Liar! Music was toilet, but I still can't remember much about it, so that must be a good sign - when music shite, get drunk, erase brain! Oi Kaya - you still got me and Gilly's tickets for next weekend? Craig said you were going to call - they better not be the 2 tickets you've just given to Tracey!!. I MUST MUST have a physical ticket to add to my anorak collection of tickets and flyers from all the gigs I've been to. Sad huh?! For the record, me and Gilly are staying at a hotel called Premier Lodge (like a Travel Lodge I gather), which is 6 miles from the centre of town - but the rooms are £23 each - half price - result! Monk - tell me if I've made a blinding gaff with that! Ha!! - Legs - you finally made it!! Welcome on board! ttfn. xx.

Kaya - Go in g home...HOORAY! at 17:58:4 Monday January 8 2001
Might catch up with y'all laters but then again I might fall asleep on the bus and go up & down between Victoria & Tottenham all night!!

C.Drumstick at 17:54:14 Monday January 8 2001
Coooooeeeyyyy everyone! Allo Legs weclome chick!!! I fink I might pop in later TTFN

Craig at 17:43:17 Monday January 8 2001
passes no prob gary i'll give kaya some more tomorrow night.FRCCT(work that one out for yourselves) Yea , lets go go Frog bashing.Hi Legs,XXXXX.Oi Bev, i still love you Mate.

Kaya at 17:22:38 Monday January 8 2001
Allo Legs!! Welcome to Soulboys!! Have you seen the NYE pics yet? you look as gorgeous as ever!! Oi, Niki, what are you doing tonight? I have finished my Christmas Stash and need to see 'the man'!

Niki at 16:55:23 Monday January 8 2001
Helloooooo Legs!!! Glad you found us - now you can look at all the fabulous piccies of you on the Net..... Timbo, sign you up for the Connoisseurs Room lobby or the coach???

Bev in thinking what a miserable cow I've been lately - have I got any maates left?? at 16:53:7 Monday January 8 2001
Oi Nik - TJ if only!! Bob Jones would be superb too! Ah memories of the Stardust room - all those jazzy tunes!! What about Ian & Rob??

Gary.M. at 16:39:41 Monday January 8 2001
Hello Maates. Oi Craig, hope work is a bit less boring than earlier. Right following our chat I phoned Tracy to tell her that you had 3 tickets for Sat, she has subsequently been chatting to Kaya, and they have arranged to have a Coffee but it seems he only has 2 tickets to give,so could you sought it out maate. Timbo a FRCT abroad seems a good idea, brings back memories of when Showstoppers did a couple of trips down to the South of France in the mid eighties. Does anyone remeber that? I've got great memories of Hilly shouting "Are You Ready" and "Trees in The Wind" and the local French gits looking at all us mad Soulboys and Girls dancing to all the Fab tunes. Hilly was probably playing the same set then as he is playing now. Ah Memories.

Monk at 16:35:27 Monday January 8 2001
Oi Timbo, Abroad????????? FRCT!!!!!!!!! yeah great idea, we could all miss the coach in foreign parts!! anyway Basingstoke is abroad isn't it!

legs in Welwyn Garden City at 16:29:24 Monday January 8 2001
Hellooooo maaaaaaates. Well is has taken me 3 months to discover how to use internet and an hour today to try and find the soulboys chat room.However, I got here finally.... Hopefully I will figure out how to use it on a regular basis!! Hope everyone is feeling happy! Love Legs xx

Timbo at 16:13:38 Monday January 8 2001
Sign me up Nik - but wot abhaht a FRCT abroad ?

Niki at 16:10:38 Monday January 8 2001
If anyone wants a Frostie Reliable Coach Tour on Saturday night shout now! Definite places only please. If there are enough people we can persuade him to run one. He is still mobile-less so put a message on here or e-mail him at frostie@dundelt.co.uk........

Monk at 15:40:3 Monday January 8 2001
Oi Craig, Frostie did say he would run a coach, butI dont know how reliable this info is, easiest way is ring him and if enough people do that I suspect he will run one. Hello Maates!!!

Craig at 15:29:10 Monday January 8 2001
Well i'm still going to the Lacey,but then again i suppose it's still all very new and fresh to me.Hey ho. Does anyone know if FRCT are running to Basingstoke on Saturday ?

Craig(Bet Lynch on Acid) at 15:26:4 Monday January 8 2001
Looks as if i'll be at the LL, dancin' to the ripe old cheddar on me own next month. ;o( Hi Nik,XXXX, Hi Bev, glad to hear you're on the mend,you make sure you're in top form for saturday.XXXX Ring me for a natter soon.

Tracy in Portland Place at 15:24:59 Monday January 8 2001
Well done Kaya for putting all the New Year's Eve pics up. Niki definitely count me in for the campaign for a Connoisseurs Room at Caister - definitely going to swerve LL in future unless a special occasion too. Cya all on Saturday.

Nik at 15:19:33 Monday January 8 2001
Well I was just thinking of existing Caister DJs, no offence to anyone else like

Simon at 15:7:12 Monday January 8 2001
and me!!!!

Kaya at 14:32:48 Monday January 8 2001
There's always me!!

Nik at 14:14:32 Monday January 8 2001
Re: Connoisseurs Room - Chris Brown, Gary Dennis, Aud and Ian Mortimer would be my first choices for a blinding Modern Set or two. Any more suggestions? Don't 'spose there's any chance of getting TJ but wouldn't that be cool?

Bev in work feeling ill - what a hero! at 14:11:29 Monday January 8 2001
Hi Maates! Still not too well - that's why I looked like shite on Sat. nite - cold got the better of me! Think I'll swerve the LL in future - music crap, same old! same old! Hope 2 c most of ya this weekend when I will be fighting fit again - oerrrrrrrrrrr! ttfn xx

Niki at 14:9:0 Monday January 8 2001
PS Ellie, nice to meet you on Saturday night - but you'll have to make yourself more obvious next time - we need your photo! Ian, your Soul Degrees CD was still in my stereo! Are you depriving the Yarmouth massive of Gerry Deveaux!!

Kaya at 14:7:27 Monday January 8 2001
Thank you all for your kind words, praise indeed from the expert herself (QC - cheers darlin'!) Yes please, sign me up for the campaign to secure a safe area @ caister for us connoisseurs!!

Nik at 14:6:42 Monday January 8 2001
Oh yeah, and I've been having some serious pooter probs - fixed (!) now, but haven't got mail since Friday and just got 287 e-mails to wade through. If you've sent me anything important I'll get round to it as soon as I can......

Niki at 14:3:29 Monday January 8 2001
Greetings Soulsters! Kaya, excellent work on the pics well done that geezer! I must have been asked 20 times on Saturday night where the "others" were! Ali said the Soulboys were a bit thin on the ground - but the only noticable absentees were Kaya, Craig and the Scouser!! Shows what an impression you guys make. Gonna have to start giving the Lacy a miss though, the music is so predictable and cheesy that it gets on me nerves. Even Kev James was heard to mutter "crap" at Evelyn King 'Love Come Down'....... :o)) Ho-hum, so what about this campaign for a Connoisseurs Room at Caister? Anyone care to sign up? Brian Rix asked for our suggestions so who wants to get on the case?

Melissa at 12:28:54 Monday January 8 2001
Happy New Year all. Quick request - Scouser Paul - please could you resend me the digital images of my good voluptuous self from November's Canvey do? If you've still got them... Cheers, mate.

Gary.M. at 12:6:19 Monday January 8 2001
Afternoon all. Craig or Kaya can either of you contact me re the 2 tickets for next Sat. Need to make arrangements about getting my grubby hands on them. cya

Craig at 11:49:52 Monday January 8 2001
115 days to Caister, I have nothing to wear............

Craig at 9:45:33 Monday January 8 2001
It's been eaten by the Fairies.

Kaya at 7:5:25 Monday January 8 2001
Ugh...what on earth has happened to daylight?

Kaya at 7:2:8 Monday January 8 2001
Mornin'

Craig in Debt, at 6:57:35 Monday January 8 2001
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHUSHHH. XXXXX

Craig at 6:55:55 Monday January 8 2001
Mornin'. Oi CD, Yep I did.Ouch...£££££££££££££££.

C.Drumstick at 0:20:42 Monday January 8 2001
Craig and Kaya, did you do a bit of retail therapy and purchase that lovely GREEN outfit,which we saw when you both kidnapped me and had lunch and went shopping at Lakeside????No problem re- passes hun!-GOODNIGHT ALL

Doris at 20:40:7 Sunday January 7 2001
OH MY GAWD! Was I there at NYE? Not sure but I see piccies of me in the hotel.......Well at least there is limited exvidence of the day after!!!!

Ian at 19:7:32 Sunday January 7 2001
'Allo Doris..

Doris at 19:3:54 Sunday January 7 2001
Well I know Dave VERY WELL - does that count?!? And CD, I have asked Monk for 2 extra passes for you!

Ian & Andy in G.Y. at 19:3:0 Sunday January 7 2001
Just seen the photo's from the goldmine NYE, Very envious, looks like you pulled out all the stops!!! Pity me and Andy (he's the married one Bev!) weren't in attendance to plug a few???!!!!

Kaya & Craig at 18:0:48 Sunday January 7 2001
CD, Craig's number will renmain the same as soon as he picks up his new phone...as for next week, aren't WE going to look very green!! All we are at liberty to say is, Moschino & Versace...watch this space...passes are very limited and as you know it's a birthday party so it would be preferable if it was all people we knew...if there are spares, though, of course their yours!..sure you understand...see y'all soon..much love...k&c xxxxxx

C.Drumstick-Geetting ready for me last shift dahn the pub- YIIPEEEEE!! at 16:57:42 Sunday January 7 2001
Afternoon Maates! Craig text me your new number hun,I've been having problems sending my mail, Timbo Yes I recieved yours and we arrange something vsoon, Craig I could I possibly have 2 more cheese and wine passes please, as I have a couple of friends who would like to join us to celebrate Many Thx TTFN

Me again in Still in Swanley at 15:9:23 Sunday January 7 2001
Doris my darling just seen your pic from NYE and can put a face to the name. You gave me a glass of water in the loos last nite when I was choking! what a sweetheart thanx so muchxxxxxxxx

Ellie in Still in Swanley at 15:2:0 Sunday January 7 2001
Great to meet some of you guys at LL last nite. I was mostly found loitering by the potted plant! Sad. How you feeling Kim, Im dying with a very nasty chest

Ellie in Swanley at 14:57:3 Sunday January 7 2001
Hey Terry James, not Fusion 107.3 Terry James? I gave your show a plug in the soulboys email group on Friday. You are our main man in South London!!! We love ya baby

Kaya at 11:33:11 Sunday January 7 2001
Mornin' Looking forward to next week, detox is coming along well, only 3 pints of lager-beer all week! Oi, Craig, I wish! You were asleep LONG before I found the handcuffs! ;o) I really wanted to go last night but Craig wouldn't let me, honest! How many to a room, Monk? I was thinking of bringing the kittens along to celebrate their mummy's birthday!

Monk at 11:23:56 Sunday January 7 2001
Oi Craig, Yes!!! the Bates that is, Mornin Maates!!!

Craig at 11:13:20 Sunday January 7 2001
Just been boggin' at the NYE pics again,Was that only a week ago ?Scary.

Craig at 10:36:45 Sunday January 7 2001
I missed you all as well.Kaya had to handcuff me to the bed to stop me going!Anyway i had my revenge i fell asleep.Heheee. Glad you liked the Pics ,kaya's spent all day yesterday doing them,didn't he do well. Oi Doris why three more passes ,are Dave's Parents coming as well? 'Ere Monkus, have you booked us into Bates Motel yet ?

Kaya & Craig at 10:18:43 Sunday January 7 2001
Awww! Shucks guys, we missed you too! Glad that you like the pics - nice drumsticks, CD- cant wait to process the 5000 plus pics of next week!

C.D- IN AMAZMENT (getting closer to zzz)l at 5:4:11 Sunday January 7 2001
Ohhh my word!!!! congratulations to all photographers what EXCELLENT PHOTOS,and to TD and QC for your hard work ion getting them up so soon-Much Love-CDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

C.Drumstick-Just in from the Lacey and ready fo bed at 4:24:0 Sunday January 7 2001
It was great to see everyone again, Thanks to Scotty for holding my hand bag so I could have a mad little bop to Rashaan Pattersons-Where you are. Kaya and Craig!...................tonight seemed to lack something, and it felt weired not having you both there, believe me..........YOU WERE MISSED

Anon at 4:10:33 Sunday January 7 2001
SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH! CLICK

Monk at 4:9:56 Sunday January 7 2001
Oi Kaya, Excellent!! and well done to all the photographers!

monk at 3:56:57 Sunday January 7 2001
Cor it's got bleedin' busy in here considering the time!

Alan in Rainham at 3:53:55 Sunday January 7 2001
Allo maaates! Another good night down the Lacy, where was everyone? Glad you made it down Maz, hope you feel better! Kim how are you?

monk at 3:53:6 Sunday January 7 2001
Mornin Maates, no probs doris!

Doris at 3:49:38 Sunday January 7 2001
Hey Monk, looks like my Dave is coming next week so i need another 3 passes! yes he does exist and you will all get to see him! Also, I think we will need a separate room at the Western! I don't share him!

Doris at 3:48:27 Sunday January 7 2001
Its OK, no need for the search party, just resting after a hectic NYE session! Good nights at Queens and LL was had by all, mega thanks to QC - the one and only darling, Dolly, Ali, Gilly and Legs. Night all and take care!

Mel B in Ians 'ouse!! at 3:8:35 Sunday January 7 2001
We are now gonna crash!!! it's been a pleasure talking to you!!! It w'ont be the last time??????

Mel B at 2:45:23 Sunday January 7 2001
Ian has gone to bed - and left us to feck about! Your websitte ot the best thing since the Northern Sole that we are listening to on Solar Radio !!!! Mark Bicknell Top Tunes!!!!! Baby!!!!!!!

Ian going to bed!!!! in Ian's 'ouse!!! at 2:39:38 Sunday January 7 2001
Nite all!! I will leave you with a load of reprobates?>????

Ian in G.y. at 2:35:57 Sunday January 7 2001
got nuffin' to do wiv me!!!!! I thoughrt Andy was a little angel but he is a w""££%%^er

Mel + the boys from out of town at 2:30:39 Sunday January 7 2001
Thanks to Ian for having a party at his house -+ plus loads of riff raff ++ Andy is a w2463r - he cost me lots of moncy!!

melanie at 2:24:32 Sunday January 7 2001
hello baby been up the 1 5 1 and heard my favourite song Aint nobody does me better by Chakka Chan llo baby . Ian gave me the we0sbie address

Paul at 0:11:19 Sunday January 7 2001
Oi, Kaya. Well done mate!

Paul going back in for the third wave at 0:1:59 Sunday January 7 2001
!

Paul laugh in g histerically at 23:56:47 Saturday January 6 2001
'kinell!

Scouser at 23:50:19 Saturday January 6 2001
Here goes!

Turkish Delight at 23:32:12 Saturday January 6 2001
NYE pics are up! Go for yer lives!

Paul bounc in g around the room at 22:16:27 Saturday January 6 2001
Tune of the Day: Donna Summer - The Power Of One. CHOOOOOOONAH! Be sure to ask for the Tommy Musto Club Mix - the others are pants esp. the original song that's from the Pokemon movie Soundtrack!

Paul at 19:22:48 Saturday January 6 2001
It's nice to know you're in the Forum, Terry. I haven't got Sky but things should improve when I get my cable connection. Enjoyed the show all the same & so did my missus. Cheers, mate.

Terry James in bermonsey SE16 at 18:54:46 Saturday January 6 2001
Nice to now your tuned in to the show also on sky digital channel 944, spread the word

jon at 18:2:53 Saturday January 6 2001
Ian,just to let u know I'll be coming to the 151 with friends from out of town,so look out.

Kaya in fits of laughter! at 16:13:58 Saturday January 6 2001
Didn't we have a bloody good time @ NYE??!! These pictures are hilarious! Cheers Niki, Paul, Stefan & Craig, I'm about 1/2 way through so you might get to see 'em b4 the end of the weekend...

Paul at 16:8:56 Saturday January 6 2001
Sorry, I misheard. TJ is on - Terry JAMES that is.

Paul at 15:43:28 Saturday January 6 2001
TJ is on Solar at 4pm. Hope it sounds better than My 20k stream. I need that cable modem NOW!

Bribo in @work bored out of my skull at 15:15:13 Saturday January 6 2001
Oh yea?...Was it down right messy? Can we see the pictures?

Niki at 14:38:26 Saturday January 6 2001
Afternoon maaates. Doris was mostly getting messy with me down the Queens last nite....... :o)

Paul stripp in g at 14:11:35 Saturday January 6 2001
Afternoon, chums! Craig, I have my pass, thanks & I shall be there in full effect. Must do Queens soon as well. Monk, hope you are feeling better now.

Kaya at 13:33:8 Saturday January 6 2001
Mornin...ish..maaates! Glad that the Queens posse had a good time & I hope y'all have fun at the Lacy. Today I will mostly be doing nothing. TO ANYONE WHO WATS TO LEAVE THE SOULBOYS LISTBOT: you do it yourself, just scroll down to the end of any of the 'family' e-mails and the instructions are there!

cRAIG at 11:31:39 Saturday January 6 2001
Mornin' Monk,Have you joined the Soulboys mailing list ?I'm droping Mother off nr Fleet on Monday night, let me know if you want that CD with the warm up music and i can drop it into you. Oi Ian,whats all this about Savlon ? Do you drink it ?

Ian jumpin' around with Summer to the WHASSSUP!!! toon??? at 11:16:22 Saturday January 6 2001
Mornin' all, Jon wot u doin' in Highbury? By the way if you bring any Savlon we could be ex buddies!! I've now got 6 tubes. NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!!! Craig, detox? never heard of it!!! Normal service resumed Wednesday, after 2 days in bed i must admit!!!

Monk at 11:16:18 Saturday January 6 2001
Mornin Maates, dunno what the talk of E-mails is all about, cos i've not had any!

Bribo in Bribo@work at 11:4:8 Saturday January 6 2001
Goodmorning all... What's happening peeps? What has happened to Doris? Send out the search party!!

Craig work in g as usual.Well i'm here but work ?? nah it's the sabath. at 10:15:11 Saturday January 6 2001
Mornin' Campers, So the Queens was good ? I'm not attending the LL tonight i think i might do the detox thing meself, see you on the Treadmill Paul.Did you get a pass last week ? let me know, is the Polaroid Pixie joining us ?Ali if you read this... no probs with you're Passes kaya will ring you later today and arrange getting them to you.Anyway time for prayer now.

jon in Plant Zing at 9:55:10 Saturday January 6 2001
Ian, turn the music down...........

jon in Plant Zing at 9:55:8 Saturday January 6 2001
Ian, turn the music down...........

Neill at 2:10:19 Saturday January 6 2001
Oh..and by the way Doris, let me know what you think about volume 2, Volume 3 is planned for next week.......!!

Anon at 2:8:7 Saturday January 6 2001
Nice one Alan, Webbo was indeed on fire!! A big thanks to all of you who made it to the Queens tonight, and we were worried about it being our first 'quiet' night in 7 Months!! We'll see you in a couple of weeks for Gary Dennis and 2 weeks after that for the visit of Doris' idol Terry Jones!!!

Danielle at 1:26:35 Saturday January 6 2001
Please take me off the e-mail list I got over 70 e-mails today!!!! toooooo much guys! you should be having conversations in the forum NOT one liners in e-mail! - sorry to be a party pooper. See ya at LL tomorrow. Nite

Alan in Rainham at 1:12:31 Saturday January 6 2001
Another good night at Queens! Webbo played a great set. See you all at the Lacy!

Monk at 1:9:34 Saturday January 6 2001
Mornin Maates! Hope you all had a good time! Still no Doris?

SHEP at 20:52:40 Friday January 5 2001
Please could you take me off the listbot mail out as i"m getting every bodys emails 56 just today cheers shep

SHEP at 20:47:54 Friday January 5 2001
please take me off listbot mail out as i"m getting everybodys emails.56 just today. cheers shep.

SHEP at 20:46:11 Friday January 5 2001
Please could you take me off the listbot mail out as I"m getting every bodys emails 56 today????? cheers shep

Paul at 20:9:20 Friday January 5 2001
Evenin' Funk-o-nauts! Have a blast at Queens & The Lacy for me as I am in detox this weekend. I'm going to the gym & not drinking. Boring, yes, but at my age I have to make allowances. Basingstoke is a goer though, as I wouldn't want to miss Frenchie's set.

jon in Highbury at 19:10:59 Friday January 5 2001
Message for Mr. Mortinmer, I saw Mr. H today and it looks as if everything is ok, just a miss understanding! See ya tomorrow, I'll bring the savlon xxxxxxxx

Kaya at 19:3:21 Friday January 5 2001
Well Done, Bribo!!

Bribo in @home on a buzz at 19:0:15 Friday January 5 2001
Evening mateeys... I've just returned home after a fantastic time at soul24-7 studios where I was guest presenting with Web boy on his afternoon show. I met Alex J and cheesy Bennet showed his face before dissapearing up North to do something unmentionable to a girl in Darby! Kaya.. I know that you couldn't hear but you did ask me to play something funky. So I dedicated to yourself and to the rest of the caravan 28 mob " Motivation" by Atmosphear. I hope that was funky enough for you. I also did a jingle for Web boy advertising his week day gig at Grapes wine bar in Walthamstow. Which was nice!

Alan in Rainham at 18:55:36 Friday January 5 2001
Allo Maaates! How is everyone? See some of you tonight at queens.

Craig at 17:54:1 Friday January 5 2001
Ok Nik, but make sure he doesn't wanna' stop at the Butchers on the way.Frostie will be late again.:o)

Niki at 17:43:2 Friday January 5 2001
Tonite I shall mostly be getting p**sed at the Queen's 'cos Dolly's offered to drive!! Good boy! At least he won't get Lyled up for the cup tonite....... fingers crossed! See you all there later groovsters.........

Action Man at 17:9:40 Friday January 5 2001
Lacey Lady Survival guide...... SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark. FAULT: Bar has closed. ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender. SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures. FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. ACTION: Cover mouth. SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles. FAULT: You are dancing on the table. ACTION: Fall on somebody custhy-looking. SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear. FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. ACTION: Punch him. SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. FAULT: You have been in a fight. ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them. SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party. ACTION: See if they have free beer. SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted. FAULT: The beer is too weak. ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves. SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song. FAULT: Beer is just right. ACTION: Play air saxophone.

Monk at 17:7:52 Friday January 5 2001
Evenin' Maates! so where is Doris?

Simon in a wistful mood at 15:55:33 Friday January 5 2001
and if you have the option just dig out a copy of Rosie Gaines' - Good Times - oooooooooohhhhhhh

Simon in starting blocks ready to run down the pub at 15:54:30 Friday January 5 2001
Have a good weekend everyone, and particularly good times to those venturing out to Queens and LL. I'm breaking my drinking fast of three days this afternoon (doesn't a minor detox bring you out in a lot of spots - at my age too!)but will be taking an early night ahead of my magical mystery tour to Sheffield tomorrow on a football jolly boys....

Kaya at 14:52:6 Friday January 5 2001
cor blimey, that Niki's good ain't she? The pics have already been re-captioned!!

Kaya in the Web Shack internet cafe, Dean Street at 14:48:37 Friday January 5 2001
Chrispy! Maate! I never put a ? next to yer pic did I? I promise to rectify this glaring blunder as soon as I get home! I also have membership for both of the aforementioned clubs (old bastard!) As for tonight, sorry, no can do...am thinking about letting a certain young(ish) man who used to have a wedge and a Capri take me out tomorrow, though...Next week I shall mostly be celebrating birthdays with the aid of Jack, Daniel & lully lully lager beer!! Bribo, how did it go? Do you have a regular show yet? See y'all sooooon xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Conrad in 'kin office at 14:16:34 Friday January 5 2001
Chocolate Soul pics r good,looks a good night,Brings back some memories of a pissed old night.Don't you Essex/E.London residents get lost venturing out to the wilds of Hampshire next week.

Niki at 13:32:56 Friday January 5 2001
Hmmmm, Harlem River Drive..... Top stuff Bribo!!!

Tracy in Portland Place at 13:17:10 Friday January 5 2001
Hi Craig, Bev's been at home with the lurgy all week poor lass. I'll e-mail her numbers to Kaya. Not doing LL this time but will be at Queens tonight, hope to see ya there.

Craig at 12:53:0 Friday January 5 2001
Bribo........ Woo Woo

Craig at 12:51:59 Friday January 5 2001
So far all i have planned for next Saturday is getting Wombled! Big time!!!!

Niki at 12:51:11 Friday January 5 2001
Bribo is in the Studio!

Craig at 12:49:7 Friday January 5 2001
hi Gary, take some Chewing Gum tonight, it may just help.I have some passes for you don't panic.Where's Bev got to this week ?Is she coming to Basingstoke, I can't ring her I'm still without mobile(Orange are out of stock till next week)All me bloody numbers were stored on it.I think it's time to go back to the old Address book.I'm not sure about Queens tonight, better check with Kaya first.are you LL'ing tomorrow night ?If not mail me your address and i'll post 'em.Or are you attending MNBC next week ?

Nik at 12:48:16 Friday January 5 2001
Poor old Kaya, gets a bit vague in his old age...... :o))

Chrispy at 12:46:17 Friday January 5 2001
No Nik I wasn't in disguise (or was I)! It's nice that Kaya took me photo, didn't know who I was, but got in free for MY Life and Soul Gig after asking me!!!! Well bless me, at last a member of both and I thought this membership thing was just a rumour!!! Monk thank you very much, I shall return the favour if you want to come down to L&S in February. I spoke to Brownie at Caister and said I would try to get to one of his gigs out there but could'nt because it clashed with my Friday Covent Garden residency. I'm looking forward to it, next week I shall be asking for directions! Hope the drive isn't too long.

Nik at 12:41:53 Friday January 5 2001
Craig, I definitely owe you a lift! I'm gonna pick Frostie up at 7.30ish will you be ready for then? I'm gonna drive to Basingstoke next week too, but I'm not leaving til I get back from the footie at about 6ish...... are there any plans yet?

Monk at 12:33:34 Friday January 5 2001
Afternoon Maates! Oi Chrispy, consider two tickets on the door already, see you there!

Gary.M. at 11:53:35 Friday January 5 2001
Morning All. Niki and Craig, both me and Tracy will be at Queens tonight, so hopefully see you there. Craig wots the score about Basingstoke next week. Need 2 tickets so do we see you, Monk, or wot. Still off the fags, but I suppose tonight will be the first real test.

Craig at 11:41:35 Friday January 5 2001
Go on Nik, twist me arm............Where does one obtain a membership card for the Lacey ? I want one, NOW!!!!!!

Nik at 11:35:8 Friday January 5 2001
Anyone up for Queens of Soul tonight?????

Niki at 11:34:45 Friday January 5 2001
Morning all. 'Ere Crispy, how come you're a '?' in the Chocolate Soul pics? Were you in disguise? I've got a membership card for the Lacy Lady and the Goldmine.......

Chrispy at 10:35:50 Friday January 5 2001
Morning all north south east and west Can I have 2 invites for next Saturday at the Bang Bar left at the door for me? With a bit of luck I will catch a lift with Webbo, but just in case I don't see him at the next Hammers home game that day. Hopefully the SoulCam will be out next week in Basingtoke. Cheers I think it was Kaya the 'blonde' one who took my picture at TCS on the 29th, thanks for that as well, surprisingly I looked drunk but wasn't! Enjoy LL I hear it's free to get in for 'members' but I have never seen or heard any of you guys mention being members, does Simon mean regulars instead I wonder?

Craig at 10:9:9 Friday January 5 2001
Good luck Bribo, knock 'em dead. Well done Monk.I shall be handing out passes at the LL tomorrow if anyones interested.It works like this...... buy me a drink i hand you your pass.:o)

Craig Ask in g lots of questions. at 10:5:20 Friday January 5 2001
Oi Kaya, You must remember my Black Capri,I used to be your Roadie about 10 years ago when you were Dj'ing at RB's.(never got paid though)I'm sure i still had the Blonde wedge as well.Sorry if i stank of Lou Lou, it was very new and very fashionable with us Southgate Sluts. CD...... shall i start buying Duracell batterys in bulk ???Or will it run off the mains ?Who's going to demostrate ?Do Paul.......2 Capri's ? Who did you "borrow" them from ? Did you have your own wheels ? :0)What colour were ya Furry Dice ? I never had any dice meself i waz far too refined. Timbo...... what shaved bit's ?

Monk at 9:48:34 Friday January 5 2001
Mornin Maates! Good point Timbo where is Doris? Hope everyone is well, I'm still off work!

Bribo in @ work still at 9:38:52 Friday January 5 2001
Shaved bits..... Very intresting!!!!

T at 9:7:46 Friday January 5 2001
Lurking even

Timbo in Oxford - again ! at 9:7:30 Friday January 5 2001
Bribo - sorry lurkering @ Ann Summers party -borders on pervy and I'm the official CID Perv - as nominated by Doris & CD - as her about the shaved bits !

Bribo in @ work for the moment at 7:56:20 Friday January 5 2001
Morning all....It's a shame that you guys won't hear me today. I've always wanted to be a proper Dj. May be Cheesy Bennet will give us a job! Where's Doris?. She has been keeping herself well quiet! C.D..Can I Ierk at your party!! Nik... There seems to be something wrong with 24-7's forum pages. Some of the posts have gone missing leaving a blank line.Sort it out girl!! Kaya... Sorted guvner!, I've brought a big bag of funky tunes with me.

Kaya at 0:27:39 Friday January 5 2001
Cheers Monk. Night all...

Kaya - receiv in g something big... at 0:26:9 Friday January 5 2001
Oooh, Monk, I think it's coming...(fnarr, fnarr, sorry folks, watching 'Carry On Columbus'!

Niki at 0:21:19 Friday January 5 2001
Coo wot, it's dark in 'ere!

Monk at 0:12:16 Friday January 5 2001
Click

Monk at 23:12:52 Thursday January 4 2001
Evenin' Maates, you should have the flyer by now Kaya.

Kaya at 22:35:13 Thursday January 4 2001
Where's Miami,flat?

william smith in miami,fl at 22:10:25 Thursday January 4 2001
you can do better

Paul at 22:2:33 Thursday January 4 2001
Evenin' chums. Oi, Bribo. Good luck tomorrow - I can't tune in either 'cos I'll be in the car & it hasn't got internet radio. (yet)

Ian in G.Y. at 21:48:18 Thursday January 4 2001
'Bit bruised cos i fell of me chair after seeing an entry from G.Y. Don't hurt does it John? Be carefull what you say concerning "H", there are other lurkers!!! Hi Kaya, you the new foto King??

Ann Summers-Plugging at 21:47:29 Thursday January 4 2001
Ladies keep the 18th free, e-mail me for more details-TTFN

jon@21.10 in Gt.Yarmouth at 21:13:20 Thursday January 4 2001
Just a big thank you to the " King Of Spin " Ian Mortinmer for putting on a great night in the Dukes Head on New Years Day. We need to talk about H xxxxxxxxxxx

Kaya at 20:34:45 Thursday January 4 2001
Happy New Beers, Ian! Uploading the Chocolate Soul pics at the moment and knackered, so you'll all have to wait for the NYE pics till the weekend, sorry...there are over 200 pics to go through but I am dedicating Saturday to them! Bribo, I'll be working (with no net access and no speakers or soundcard on my pc anyway!) tomorrow afternoon so I won't be able to 'tune in', but good luck and play something damn funky for me! Gary, SORRY MATE!! A belated happy birthday, I have only had one fag in the last year (fnarr fnarr). Oi, Craig, I'm glad that I met you after the blonde wedge and the Capri, but then again, even the Lou Lou didn't put me off..XX. Old Fart, tell the young fart that soulful-garage is the only type there is, everything else is 'ahrse (house)! 7 months old?? Is that all?? It's very big for only 7 months :) CD...What?

Ian in G.Y. at 19:55:1 Thursday January 4 2001
Hi all!!! Sounds like everyone had a good end and start to 2000/1!! Sounds like drink throwing was de rigueur down sarrf as well as on the east coast! I would just like to say the rumours involving Savlon and tubes of lypsil i do not believe, even though said items were found in my jacket pocket yesterday!!!! John your still a top lurker!!!

Chicken Drumstick at 18:53:1 Thursday January 4 2001
Oi Confused- I know how you feel!

Confused at 18:41:37 Thursday January 4 2001
CD, Eh?

C.D at 18:26:28 Thursday January 4 2001
That can't be right 1948 days to Caister!........ But I can't wait that long!!!!

C.D at 18:25:0 Thursday January 4 2001
elloooooooo

Timbo at 17:30:45 Thursday January 4 2001
Garage is for keeping Capris in !

Old Fart in 'emel 'empstead at 17:24:48 Thursday January 4 2001
Oi, Kaya. I'm partial to Garage as long as it's soulful. James' ain't! Oi, Craig, I also had a wedge & two Capris, but not all at the same time.

Monk at 15:12:59 Thursday January 4 2001
Doh!

Bribo in @ work at 14:51:29 Thursday January 4 2001
Craig... I was talking to Alex J, I happed to mentioned that I was on 1/2 day tomorrow, And he suggested that I come down and pay them a visit armed with tunes to be played. ( He didn't have to ask me twice ). Kiss Fm, Na! sorry It was not me.I don't even listen to them.

craig at 14:30:50 Thursday January 4 2001
EEeerrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm, Combats and Gun please.Come on show us please.I'll swap one of me with The Blonde Wedge and Black Capri. Monkus me old loverlie, i though you were mailing a flyer to kaya to be put up on the site ? We ain't got no Scanner.'Ey Bribo what you doing down at Soul-24-7 ? Was it you who gave the dedication for us on Kiss 100 ?

Monk at 13:11:52 Thursday January 4 2001
Oi Craig wot Flyer? you had them!

Gary.M. at 12:9:45 Thursday January 4 2001
Watch-Out, a picture of Timbo in his combats with his weapon in his hand sounds a bit risque to me!

Bribo in @ work at 12:5:7 Thursday January 4 2001
Afternoon people.... Tommorow afternoon I will mainly be at soul24-7 studio. Watch out for a dedication if anybody is listening.

Timbo in Oxford at 11:49:25 Thursday January 4 2001
Oi - Craig - I'll dig out a piccy - full No1 Dress Uniform or Combats and Gun ?

Craig at 11:22:33 Thursday January 4 2001
Oh yes I remember it well.I was never a lurker though.Oi Monk where's this flyer got to ? You haven't left it in your suitcase have you ?

Monk at 11:5:48 Thursday January 4 2001
Mmmm 6 months next week eh? best I have a party then, oh I am Oh well, Mornin Maates!

Nik at 10:51:58 Thursday January 4 2001
On Monday 9th January this site will be exactly 7 months old, and it will be 6 months since Monk became a Monk. Who remembers when all we had was a guestbook, the Superfly game, some pictures of Caister and a couple of lurkers? Doesn't time fly when you're having fun?

Niki at 10:50:53 Thursday January 4 2001
Morning!

Craig at 9:47:40 Thursday January 4 2001
Mornin' Gary, good boy.Poor Tracy though. :o)

Gary.M. at 9:21:17 Thursday January 4 2001
Morning Maates. Still off the fags, just.

Craig at 8:54:14 Thursday January 4 2001
Mornin' All.

The last one at 0:53:35 Thursday January 4 2001
#click#

Niki at 0:53:17 Thursday January 4 2001
Snigger. I'm glad to hand to job over!! Actually there has never been just one digicam this all started 'cos me and Craig took about 400 photos at the May Caister..... anyway nite nite all.

Kaya at 23:20:11 Wednesday January 3 2001
Yeah, Monk, those were the days! Right, just finished downloading...

Monk at 23:8:49 Wednesday January 3 2001
Oi Kaya, remember the days when the only digicam was nikis?

Monk at 23:7:17 Wednesday January 3 2001
Good luck Kaya!

Kaya at 22:58:28 Wednesday January 3 2001
Paul's just sent another 30-something pics - this thing is bigger than we all thought! Evenin, Monk & Simon. Hello James, don't listen to the old fart, there's nowt wrong with a bit of soulful garage!

Monk at 22:52:48 Wednesday January 3 2001
Waking up at last, just as the rest of the world is sleeping, Evenin' Maates!

Kaya at 22:28:40 Wednesday January 3 2001
This could take longer than I thought...;o)

Simon at 22:23:17 Wednesday January 3 2001
Go Kaya!!!

Kaya at 22:20:50 Wednesday January 3 2001
Damn! Wish I'd looked in earlier, I was just about to upload the Catch pics!! Oh well, I'll download a few more first! Gawd, Niki, now I know how you must have felt after Caister with the daunting task of putting all the pics in some kind of order! Tonight I've redone the thumbs of LL & Queens & made the pages for Choco Soul!! Well stay tuned... they'll be up some time tonight!!

James - Son Of Scouse squeal in g with delight at 20:4:42 Wednesday January 3 2001
Thanks for putting my picture on your website Auntie Niki! At the moment I am mostly playing Garage but my dad says I will grow out of it. But he would say that wouldn't he? Old fart! Must go - got tunes to mix & girls to pull. Bye!

Awful Pun at 19:40:21 Wednesday January 3 2001
What do you get if you cross an apple with a nun?.........A Computer that will never go down on you!

Niki hav in ' a swift tidy up of the site at 18:27:11 Wednesday January 3 2001
OK chaps, have updated the Events Calendar - think I got everything in. Kaya, there are 20 pics of Chocolate Soul and 29 of NYE from Stefan and I've got 72 NYE pics - I'll upload them to your UKO space.

Bribo in packing up after a long, long day at 18:8:42 Wednesday January 3 2001
C.D..No girl you've got it wrong. The coment about St Angel's School was for just Doris. My comment to you was just that you was no angel...I'm sure you'll agree with that (Tee,hee)

C.D-Getting ready for a shift dahn the pub at 17:40:33 Wednesday January 3 2001
Yes Tim my parsons nose will be amongst the other pics in the silly section soon(please control your perviness)- just joking and Bribo-What makes you think I attended St. Angelas? To everyone else W'APPEN FOLKS!

Kaya at 17:25:46 Wednesday January 3 2001
Snuck out for a fag & a quick surf at me local net cafe...looks like the busiest day in this forum for quite a while! Carl D, thanks for the message, I'll be working on pics tonight so hopefully the Chocolate Soul pics will be up for tomorrow!! PS, as you all know I don't smoke...well, except when I'm on fire - that IS NOT a hint!!

Craig at 17:7:41 Wednesday January 3 2001
Thats why i only smoke in private.

Craig at 17:3:5 Wednesday January 3 2001
Oi Timbo I could lend yer a fiver ? oh no, make that £3.25, any use Mate ?Might just about get you a lemondade at the LL. Arternoon Monk,how's the preparations going ? Any Riff Raff applied yet ?

Timbo at 15:37:58 Wednesday January 3 2001
..thats why I'm a non-smoker !

Gary.M. at 15:27:41 Wednesday January 3 2001
Bribo, I only smoke after sex, thats why I'm on 30 fags a day

Bribo in Bribo at 15:24:5 Wednesday January 3 2001
What!!! C.D mooning. That's got to be worth a look. GarryM my o'l mate. If your going to give up smoking you can't drink. Thats asking for trouble. unless you've got nerves of steel. Everything that links you'r self and smoking you have to stop for a while. That even includes sex if you like lighting up after a bonk!

Timbo in Oxford at 14:45:1 Wednesday January 3 2001
Big happy burfday to Gary - Woo Woo - Craig , Kaya please check your e-mails - hope this puts this one bed (oeerr missus)- Thanks to everyone for a great NY especially to Doris for organising QC's pressie - sorry I missed the opening - and our main man Steve for the lift - CD -what are you like ! Is your moon going up on the site ? ? ps just gonna e-mail you . See you all soon - don't about the LL - funds getting short.

Gary.M. at 13:59:21 Wednesday January 3 2001
Oi Craig, I know it was an accident me old darling. Anyway I didnt take offence, its all part of the night, small spillages etc. I couldn't give you a description of said bird. I was mashed meself. I think she was big though. Anyway, I'm more interested in that Marlboro your smoking, starting to get an urge for a fag now, after a few beers at lunchtime.

Craig enjoy in g a Full Fat Marlboro. at 13:33:3 Wednesday January 3 2001
Oi Gary mate, sorry i really have no reccolection if the said incident.me Dancing with a drunk bird ???? could have been anyone. Describe please. Anyway it was an accident, i get pissed off with people who do it for fun.Send me the cleaning bill.

Steve Watt in Sunny Croydon at 13:15:34 Wednesday January 3 2001
SHAMELESS PLUG Just to say that Capt Mick Farrer will be joining me this Sunday @ Sole,playing the usual mix of club classics,phunky faves & nu cool (anything from Mary J to the Marvelletes, Maceo To MAW-if it moves ya we'll play it) The Elephant Bar is at 20 Southend Croydon. BE there or be watching Monach of the Glen

Bribo in at work at 13:1:56 Wednesday January 3 2001
Oeerr..Sorry it is a typo

Bribo in Bribo at 12:58:10 Wednesday January 3 2001
When's the first rave. No Kylie Minogue thankyou very much.. Unless she's naked!!!

Nik at 12:51:21 Wednesday January 3 2001
How come you 'orrible lot have such cute kids?

Niki at 12:49:38 Wednesday January 3 2001
Paul, thanxs for the pic of your son, James, with his new toys. Nice hardware!!! Shame about the interior decor.....

Nik at 12:44:1 Wednesday January 3 2001
ello

Monk at 12:38:41 Wednesday January 3 2001
Hello Niki!

Monk at 12:37:59 Wednesday January 3 2001
Now I see where I've been going wrong, I thought you were supposed to drink all that snakebite, not throw it around!!! no wonder I feel rough! Get well soon to all the ill soulboys, Bribo ask the polaroid pixie!!!

Niki at 12:36:15 Wednesday January 3 2001
Gary, hahahahahahahahahahaaahahhaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Bribo, it's Maz's magical hangover cure-all.

Bribo in @ work feeling fed up!!! at 12:33:8 Wednesday January 3 2001
Sketchly's is doing a wonderful trade with you guys spilling drinks over everybody. Can sombody explaine about the artichoke. What mystical powers lurks beyond the skin of the Veg. Will it make me good looking?

Gary.M. at 11:54:2 Wednesday January 3 2001
Morning maates, well another birthday and another year older, thanks for all the text messages yesterday and a special thanks to Tracy for a special! day. Update on the no smoking, I still havn't had a fag since New Years Day. Craig me old fruit, putting another angle on beer spilling, do you remember, and I do have witnesses, during the last record at the Goldmine on News Years Eve, Al Greene - Lets Stay Together, you were dancing with some drunk bird who fell over and YOU deposited the contents of YOUR pint glass down my trousers and over my shoes. Do you remember the incident?

Niki at 11:49:10 Wednesday January 3 2001
choke :o)))

Niki at 11:48:38 Wednesday January 3 2001
Morning maates! I too feel like crap today...... Maz, send me over some of that artichike gear - quick!

Monk at 10:51:18 Wednesday January 3 2001
UUURRGGHHHH! Not at work! i think I've got fuzzyness!

Carl D - Sourmash Collective at 10:4:33 Wednesday January 3 2001
It's a little late as it's my first day back to work but I wanted to thank everyone who came to "Chocolate Soul" on Friday. Ourselves and Terry had a fantastic time and we appreciate your support. Niki, I hope you had a great birthday and the rest of the soulboys (& girls) enjoyed themselves on New Year's Eve. I shall be popping on the forum every now & then so hope to chat with you all at some stage. The next Chocolate Soul is Friday, 26th January and we really are very pleased to have Chris Brown as our special guest for the evening. Hope to see you on Saturday at the EFCC for Mr Hill's birthday. Take Care all. Carl (Soul music and lager beer - they're luverly)

Bribo in @ work ( so depressing) at 8:16:16 Wednesday January 3 2001
Good morning people... Early nights for most of you guys last night I see. Doris... You see, there is no such thing as a good St Angela's girl. C.D.. I have a very healthy dirty mind thankyou very much.Your no angel either. What's the hang up with artichokes. Do you smoke them?

Kaya & Craig at 23:49:57 Tuesday January 2 2001
Well...between us we have over 120 (usable) pics! I'll make up the pages if you lot can work out the most efficient way of getting your pics to me (Niki, Paul, Cheesy?). Some of them are hilarious, some embarrassing and some completely pronographic (remember Dawn?? That poor man in the kilt!!)...Oh yeah..and we're gonna name drink pourers and put prices on their heads in future!ps. Craig wants to go to the Lacy - (all together) 'But he has nothing to wear'...;o)

Doris at 22:40:16 Tuesday January 2 2001
Morning...oops, evening all! I keep having flashbacks involving purple things, savaloys, mens whatsits and other rude things! Yesterday was hard but my Mum had a worse hangover that the soulboys put together! She at least managed to make it to the loo before she threw up! Good girl! Off for a rest! See you all on Saturday! Tune in later.......

Monk at 22:16:23 Tuesday January 2 2001
well I'm going to bed soon meself, night Maates!!! and once again thanks to everyone especially the kidnap gang!

Chicken Drumstick at 21:16:47 Tuesday January 2 2001
Goodnight All!

Niki at 20:48:55 Tuesday January 2 2001
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARY maaate! Have a great time........ Not been around today cos am sorting out a load of network and pooter problems. You'll also have to wait for the updated January Events - I just haven't got time. Events of note this month are: Frostie and Webbo at the Queens this Friday, Lacy this saturday, Craig and Monks "Cheese and Wine" party at The Bang Bar, Basingstoke on 13th Jan and Brownie and Terry Jones at Chocolate Soul on the last Friday of the month. Keep an eye on the Forum for more info...... Ta ta maates..... gotta get an early one too!

CD killing time before eastenders at 19:26:14 Tuesday January 2 2001
Hello artichoke, I remember having a conversation about artichokes and veggie and a few other things.....er I fink-Craig that little birdie and Bribo both have really filthy minds you know!-and HAPPY BUFFDAY GARY!!!!!

Paul dowload in g NYE snaps at 19:12:45 Tuesday January 2 2001
Yawn! I'm also knackered. Early one tonight, I think.

Craig gett in g ready to go and burn some calories. at 19:4:52 Tuesday January 2 2001
Hiya Ali, no probs your passes are already reserved,see you all down the LL on saturday.What stop smoking tablets,can i have 500,000 please, do they work ?Happy birthday Gary, you kept that one quiet Mate.See you down the LL buy a Beer then.Maz, i'm very pleased you can't remember our conversations on the way home from the Goldmine, i think we may have got engaged actually ?

Alan in Rainham at 18:20:1 Tuesday January 2 2001
Allo maaates! I should have booked an extra day or three off work, i'm knackered. Looking forward to the Lacy on Saturday! When's the next Queens?

Maz in work about to go home!! at 18:19:27 Tuesday January 2 2001
Gary, didn't know it was your b'day mate!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! If I'd known I would have saved you some artichoke!! Jo - you guessed it mate - a little name I've picked up for myself from a certain Holy man! Craig - you are most welcome mate - I know we had big chats - but can't remember what about - great night!!! Nite

Ali at 18:7:10 Tuesday January 2 2001
GARY M - HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETHEART!!! I promise you that we got you a card, and will personally deliver on Saturday if you are at the Epping! Hello everyone else! Thanks for a brill day/night on Canvey. Enjoyed every minute, even if I was off my head on giving up smoking tablets in the pub (with only another 2 months of tablets to go)! Craig/Monk - Me, Gilly and Legs forgot to snitch tickets for 13th from you. Will anyone have any at the Epping this weekend?? Can't miss out on that - sounds fab and we are deffo coming. Hope everyone else is on form. ttfn. xx.

shaw taylor at 17:54:12 Tuesday January 2 2001
There is someone going round nicking garden gates. Do not approach this person, cos you don't want them to take a fence. Keep em peeled.

Craig at 17:11:32 Tuesday January 2 2001
Hi Lynda,Polaroid Pixie Fuzzy Drumstick, BriBo and all you other Latecomers. A sore hand ,ey ? Dawn you sure you didn't catch something ? A little bird told me you and Mrs Snakebite had a mans willy out in your room just before going down the Goldmine. Oi doris how was the Roast Pork ?Maz me Darlin'thanks for seeing me home safely from the Goldmine,my goodness that was a walk and and a half.

Jack Pot at 17:4:54 Tuesday January 2 2001
west indies? Nah, I've heard QC was last seen buying a caravan park in Great Yarmouth!

Lynda Nick & 'Chop' in Home, Margate at 16:50:51 Tuesday January 2 2001
Happy New Year all! Great Nite we all had! love to all! yesterday was usual 1st day of the year, I felt like one of Dr Crippens victims, Good old Nick getting me home to Chop and my settee Bliss. Kaya Sorry to hear about the spilage, I have been there so many times and Ciggie burns, 'Napisan' gets Snakebite stains out, soak over nite!

Frances in UNFORTUNATELY - STILL AT WORK at 16:38:3 Tuesday January 2 2001
Wishing you all a Happy New Year. The photos of recent events are great fun. Kaya please get in touch as I'm not sure if I have the correct e-mail address for you as you keep changing it. Hopefully will see you all at the Lacey on Saturday.

Kaya at 16:31:25 Tuesday January 2 2001
Yes, Jo, the LL is on this Saturday...it's Hilly's birthday and so free to LL members before 10.00...

Bribo in Bribo at 16:28:6 Tuesday January 2 2001
C.D .. Cheers for explaining... It was a better explanation then I thought....You don't want to know what I thought. It would give you Ideas!!! Where's the Queen cheese today?. Has she won the New year lottery and has run off to the West Indies?

Jo in at home till 8th Januay at 16:23:6 Tuesday January 2 2001
Maz, if your Polaroid Pixie should I be SPRING into action. By the way if yu click on to the calender at the moment it's still on Dec 00. Is the Lacy on this sat. Can anyone help?.

Monk at 16:8:31 Tuesday January 2 2001
Oi Polaroid Pixie, Work yeah right, I thought youwere employed by polaroid!!!

Maz at 16:0:34 Tuesday January 2 2001
Hi Monk! Polaroid Pixie here - working very hard as usual.... year end and all that exciting stuff!! Happy New Year to all who weren't at the Goldmine - AND WHY NOT?! Hope everyone who did go has recovered - but I'm still very tired - the artichoke doesn't help with that one! Niki - glad you loved your pressies mate! Big thanx to Doris for organising all that! CD, Bev, Paul, Kaya, Craig, Alan and all (I could go on & on...)See you all soon!!

Monk at 15:30:16 Tuesday January 2 2001
'ere where's the Polaroid Pixie today?

Monk at 15:29:18 Tuesday January 2 2001
Oi Fuzzy drumstick, good luck with that facing the world thing!

CD-Getting ready to face the world at 14:58:22 Tuesday January 2 2001
At approx 4am, I was drag laughing across the carpet of room 8,out of the door and into the hall way, by TD(Cowboy 69)who then released my right hand and strolled off!!!

Bribo in @ work at 14:43:39 Tuesday January 2 2001
C.D ... You still didn't explain why your hand is hurting. Or is that a silly question.

Monk at 14:33:42 Tuesday January 2 2001
Oh look only 121 days to go!

Monk at 14:32:20 Tuesday January 2 2001
Oi Fuzzy Drumstick, no I feel like s&*! but thanks for asking! Kaya, if what happens again? oh the pint thing, Craig, Just about managed altough I had to unpack downstairs and carry my "suitcase" upstairs on it's own as it was a bit full!! Hey Fuzzy no carpet burns on back, that mean there were carpet burns elsewhere?

Dawn at 14:9:5 Tuesday January 2 2001
Craig this ones for you!!!

CD at 14:6:10 Tuesday January 2 2001
Hi Bribo, I recently made contact with Lady Shave and all is clear,Craig I'm glad to here you phone turned up,Kaya we'll have to buy Timbo a whip so he can ikeep his BITCH(es)under control.Monk how are you feeling now? Doris are you still in recovery???

CD at 13:58:25 Tuesday January 2 2001
I've been trying to work out why the palm of my right hand feels so tender to touch???......Ah ha! Me thinks it may have something to do with someone who was on the PULL at 4am in room 8. Lucky enough there were no carpet burns on back, It did make me chuckle... ....My my aren't you a strong man!!!!!!

Kaya at 13:56:31 Tuesday January 2 2001
...if it happens again, the person involved gets a punch in the mouth - regardless of gender!

Bribo in @work at 13:53:40 Tuesday January 2 2001
Hay C.D feeling abit fuzzy? what's happened to the ladyshave!! He he, Just a silly joke for the first day back @ work. Well it is for me any way. How are you lot anyway. I see sombody has donated a pint of snake bite to Kaya again.... Tut, tut I'm sure he would appreciate alittle bit more if it was handed to him.

Craig at 13:8:4 Tuesday January 2 2001
What Flyer ???? Oh yea THAT flyer............Did you manage to get all your luggage up the stairs last night without straing your back ?Next time Mate travel light, it's much easier that way. :)

Monk at 12:3:5 Tuesday January 2 2001
Oi Craig, I still think a Snake bite Stain devil would be a good Idea! My mobile number is on the flyer.

Craig at 11:57:51 Tuesday January 2 2001
Oi Monk, do you think the Bang Bar could arrange for someone to pop down to mothercare in Basingstoke and purchase a couple of hundred Baby Beakers ? You know the ones that you can't spill if you turn upside down.Anyway it wasn't snakebite that was poured over us.As far as I know it's only our Mates that drink that.Oh by the way My mobile has been found, i left it in a cab.I can't be bothered to go and get it so theres another one on its way via Insurance today.I,ve probably lost all your numbers nowso please mail them to me.Cheers.

Monk at 11:48:8 Tuesday January 2 2001
Oi Niki, the link to dec forum entries takes you to the november ones, not that I'm a sad git or anything, just thought I'd let you know!

Monk at 11:20:47 Tuesday January 2 2001
Oi Kaya, perhaps as a group we could write to those nice people at Stain Devils and ask them to produce a new Stain Devil "snakebite remover" I mean they do one for tar, and how many people do you know that have had tar poured over them? not as many as snakebites, I'll bet!!!

gamesmaster at 11:16:28 Tuesday January 2 2001
http://www.scooterdeath.com/

Kaya at 11:1:14 Tuesday January 2 2001
We're glad you like it, Frank! ;o)

Kaya at 11:0:18 Tuesday January 2 2001
Everybody hates me, nobody loves me, I think I'll go and eat worms! It was the dark, curly-haired one. Dunno why, she just thought it would be funny!! Yeah, right with almost £200 worth of outfit on I found it hilarious (NOT). Listen, everyone, if you have too much money, buy me a drink to pour INTO my mouth, not over my head - bloody stoopid people! Craig was probably worse off, he got the overspill and was wearing a (now ruined) white shirt...oh well, kids, eh...Craig, call me when you read this, please. See you all soooon...xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Niki at 10:58:54 Tuesday January 2 2001
Cheers Frank!

Frank Decher in Frankfurt at 10:57:49 Tuesday January 2 2001
Your website is fucking excellent. Informative, funny, competent and tastefully designed. These qualities must derive from a deep dedication to the subject fo soul. I just wanted to let you know that I think the stuff you put in the web is way better than the usual commercial or official crap concerning music. Greetings from Frankfurt Germany (where the saussages come from)

Niki at 10:56:45 Tuesday January 2 2001
Got an e-mail from Frank Decher in Frankfurt that I thought I'd share with you all.........

Niki at 10:46:8 Tuesday January 2 2001
Good morning everyone! Wassallthis about more beer-wasting?? And how come Kaya's always on the receiving end??

Chicken Drumstick at 10:40:12 Tuesday January 2 2001
Morning All, Hi Ellie welcome to the forum (Good Girl) I have decided to stay home today cos' I'm still a bit fuzzy.

Monk at 10:15:42 Tuesday January 2 2001
UURRGGGGGGH!

Kaya at 9:24:56 Tuesday January 2 2001
Mornin'

Conrad in in the office(shock!!!!!!) at 9:23:4 Tuesday January 2 2001
West Ham gave another meaning to the phrase 'going for a Song' with a classically charitable performance last night.Still the Mancs did look sharp(bastards). Canvey sounded good-hope you'll enjoyed it.

Craig behind his desk aga at 8:38:6 Tuesday January 2 2001
Mornin' Monk,11 days and counting.Yipeeeeeeee.

monk at 8:3:29 Tuesday January 2 2001
Mornin' Maates, today i shall be mostly feeling very rough!

anon at 0:3:47 Tuesday January 2 2001
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Monk at 23:53:19 Monday January 1 2001
Craig, you win the up for the cup driving award, without a doubt!! Cheers Maate!!!! All a bit quiet in here tonight!

Craig at 19:51:10 Monday January 1 2001
Well i made it home eventually,via Canvey island, chadwell heath,Barking,Chingford,Arana Towers,Islington and Bisley.My gawd i'm nackered.What a brill time we all had yesterday, time for bed now me thinks. Oi Timbo's "Stupid Bitch",pouring drinks over kaya is not funny, he may not have been bothered but i am,grow up.You may not spend much on your clothes but myself and kaya do and don't like having them ruined unnecessarily.That also applies to anyone else who's thinking of having a go. On a happier note, thanks to the usual suspects and happy new Year Mates.

Ellie in Swanley at 17:54:38 Monday January 1 2001
Happy Chew Ear to all my soulful mates old and new ( I know a lot of you will read this but are too shy to reply!!!) Wasn't this weekend a blinder with Shoreditch then Goldmine a brill way to end 2000. YOU,LL NEVER WALK ALONE. xxxxxxxxxxx

Monk at 17:39:7 Monday January 1 2001
Oi Niki, Chris and I would love to take up your offer to kip at Arana Towers after the Orange Bar (oh god another night on the booze!)

Monk at 17:37:38 Monday January 1 2001
Happy new year Maates!! at last a change of clothing! Thanks to everyone for last night especially the kidnappers!! Kaya I will send the flyer later!

Timbo at 16:26:24 Monday January 1 2001
That was an entry from the girls TD - I definitely have no interest in savloy jousting !!!

Kaya at 16:6:46 Monday January 1 2001
Timbo, why would you need deep-throat lessons??? The mind boggles...oh, hang on, I think that's the remnants of last night...Good to see everyone last night, notable thanks due to the following in no particular order: Niki, Doris, Tracy, Gary, Gary (Dennis), Hilly, Gill, Rick, Jane, Dawn, Monk, Paul, Dog, Suzanne, Juliette, Lynda, Nick, Nigel, Simon, Sarah, Clare, Denise, Maggie, Nigel (danser) Lizzie, Paula, Patrick, Maz, Helen, Rob, Legs, Gilly, Ali (ps, Ali, did you find Craig's phone in the pub?), Romford, Kathy, Steve, Timbo, Lisa, Scotty, Badger, Suzanne (Mrs Badger), Mickey, Timbo's Bitches, Robbie, (gorgeous) Martin, Judy (Judy, Judy), Jo, Lynda (I Love you Mrs Frost!), Marie, Bernie and of course Craig! If I forgot anyone, sorry, shit happens...and LOADS of it happened last night!! Pics very soon...

Timbo's bitches at 15:26:46 Monday January 1 2001
Whassuuuuppp!!! Had a fab time last night but will never be able to eat a savaloy ever again after watching Kaya's deep throat action!! (we're very jealous, any chance of some lessons)?

Kaya at 15:15:59 Monday January 1 2001
Happy New Year. Oh my god, those pictures!! ;o) See y'all sooon xxxxxxxx

Nik at 15:15:51 Monday January 1 2001
Monk, unlucky your great Forum plan was scuppered along with everything else yesterday. Well kidnapped people!

Nik at 14:57:34 Monday January 1 2001
Congratulations to Messrs Farrer and Hobbs for being the first Forum entries of 2001. Conrad, lucky we built up a bit of goal-difference on Boxing Day. I can feel a thrashing coming on.

Niki at 14:55:1 Monday January 1 2001
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Had a flippin' excellent day on sunny Canvey Island. Thanks to all the Soulboys (you know who you are!) for my fabulous presents and for being great maaates!! You are all truly superb. High points too many too mention (or remember for that matter!) but have to include Charlie's Angels (or maybe Hill's Angels?); my £445 (!) purple suit; Chicken Drumstick's parson's nose; the sound system breaking down just after Hilly played "Happy Birthday" for me; the party, buffet and bar-staff (Spud moonlighting) back at the Oysterfleet and of course the purple outfits....... as CD would say "Crack on good people! WOO WOO!

Paul at 14:26:15 Monday January 1 2001
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Had a blast at the 'Mine last night. Great tunes & great company....

CD-struggling at 14:24:43 Monday January 1 2001
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! Craig tnx very much for getting me there and back safely,Kaya thnx for being you,Doris I am thinking of you(Good luck)Mickey for making me chuckle,and Niki for arranging our accomodation,Rick and Jane,Maz,Paul,Dog and Suzzane for making me chuckle back at the hotel. Right Time for bed well for 4 hours at least

Conrad at 10:59:24 Monday January 1 2001
Niki,lets hope the Happy Hammers spring a surprise against the Mancs later.A'INT THAT RIGHT MICK!!!!!My 2 daughters' also want to wish everyone a Happy new year.... nosy wotsits

Conrad in Chillin'to Stevie the master at 10:49:53 Monday January 1 2001
Happy New Year soul- mates.Hope the hangovers aren't too bad. Soundz like Farrer had another large one with Hobbsie.Good to see they weren't too pissed to type.Hope y'all enjoyed last night.

Big Rog & and a very sorry looking Ian at 5:40:19 Monday January 1 2001
Hello everyone ive managed to getb ian home in one piece? like the website and i hope you alll haver a very happy new year

Alan in Rainham at 4:9:14 Monday January 1 2001
Happy New year Maaates! Another great night, great tunes and great people! All the best for 2001 !!!!

Farrer & Hobbsie at 2:48:32 Monday January 1 2001
Happy 2001 & May It Be Soulful.Also Belated Happy B'Day To Nik,Hope You Had A Good One Tonight,Good To See Everyone On Friday,What A Blinkin' Good Night!To The Person In Horsham I'm The Last Of The Soul Contingency In Sleepy Sussex.CYA