Soulboys - Peace, Love & Snakebite....

Doris check in g in at 23:7:23 Friday June 30 2000
I'm still able to type...not sure what but just to let everyone know that the Caravan 28 bar is now up and running at a very reasonable cost!!! Must go, my Clingon Blood wine (mixed by the Tom Cruise barman - Kaya) is waiting........

Craig,Dawn,Lisa G,Doris & Nik 'Ave in g on the Bar M at 21:42:5 Friday June 30 2000
'Ello maaaaates, the bar is full we're gonna be pissed reallllll sooooooooon. check in later.

Paul glisten in g with swe at 19:48:13 Friday June 30 2000
Wheeze! Pant! Just got back from training for tomorrows seaside caper. Enjoy the bar christening; I'll look out for some tacky adornments to decorate it with.

Fat Cat in Dagenham village at 19:12:59 Friday June 30 2000
Yo Kaya, Larko gave me the sight address and I must say it's a blinder. How comes your moosh is all over it? Is it because you are MC webmaster or is it the only way they can get you back for the tom foolery that you play on everyone at the weekenders. I must admit it does make me feel as though i want to dust off me passes and wipe me whistle and get back in the swing ov fings. I might even make an appearance in 91 days...

ian in bisley cooking a chilli at 18:22:9 Friday June 30 2000
What anexcuse to go home, or to the pub, if the former i must explain, that today was board meeting day and people that I haven't seen for ages were there. If you are talking about the pub, I never need an excuse

Ian at 17:21:59 Friday June 30 2000
Oh but why can't you have some annoying animation when we all log on to soulboys, just so that we have time to pop to the pub before getting to the bits we want to see!

Nik still go in g on about the Caister site at 17:13:10 Friday June 30 2000
See above, how difficult is it to make a nice neat countdown script that doesn't look ugly and pop up out of date boxes at you....

ian in ashford, plotting how I ca finish early for the weekend and get to basingstoke at 17:6:27 Friday June 30 2000
Niki, Work email address is the attached link, ta.

Niki at 17:1:53 Friday June 30 2000
That's cost price for soulboys only! Charges depend whether you're just registering names, or if you also need hosting for your website. I'll mail ya.

ian at 16:30:12 Friday June 30 2000
good price for .coms though How much do you guys charge for them as one or two of the companies we supply are interested.

Niki at 16:25:33 Friday June 30 2000
Ian, want me to register caisterweekenders for you. .co.uks cost me £9.38 and .coms £11.75. You only get web forwarding and e-mail forwarding but you would own brianrix@caisterweekenders.co.uk hahhahaaaaaaaa

craig & kaya polish in g glasses and chopping pineapple &cheese. at 16:24:55 Friday June 30 2000
Oi you lucky,lucky'lucky, people, Bring us some nice brightly coloured bottles of intoxicating fluids and little paper Umberellas please. So far we have,tiny bit of vodka, loadsa Gin,Blue curacao,creme De menthe,Bacardi,Peach Brandy,Coke,Lemonade,Soda,pineapple & Coconut,Cranberry juice, a Pineapple Hedgehog,assorted Nibbles and a (few) cocktail cherries just for Craig.

Niki at 16:17:57 Friday June 30 2000
No, I just pressed "submit" without filling in any details and it accepted it and gave me a "thank you" message! If it doesn't validate the form then it sure as hell ain't being sent over a secure connection. Your credit card details are winging their way to someone's e-mail box without being encrypted, like sending a signed, blank cheque in the post! I like the way their web-design company blamed the Weekender people! Anyway, that's the least of my gripes about that website, I've got a list!!!

Niki at 15:58:9 Friday June 30 2000
The Caister site is truly pants, but most importantly not secure. Don't go putting your credit card details in there maates!!

"The monk" in a friday afternoon, just got back from a liquid lunch at 14:36:55 Friday June 30 2000
Hey Niki just done a check and CAISTERWEEKENDER.CO.UK is up for grabs, and Kaya, I was talking about the collective efforts. Craig buy your cocktail cherries in bulk, its far better!

Niki at 13:44:0 Friday June 30 2000
By the way, to prove we are in no way whatsover sexist on this site I've registered www.soulgirls.co.uk as well. You can use either address to access the site - choose your preference!!!!

Niki at 13:41:15 Friday June 30 2000
Oi! Don't go giving away my professional services for nish! A free caravan would only be worth £180 a year to me, unless I got all my mates to pay me for staying in my van. I already waste enough time putting pictures on here, let alone doing it for Rixy for nowt. Bugger that! I am, however, open to offers. I would love to get me hands on it.

craig in need of a Brand & Babycham. at 13:23:50 Friday June 30 2000
Oi Kaya,get back to work I'm missing you badly,also there's lots of work waiting for you.(I'm really far too leanient with my staff,popping home to hang out their washing?I'm going to get real mean next week. Oi Girlies, Is it this weekend you're all off to Gran Canaria? Bev,you can come tonight but you'll have to bring your own Cocktail cherries,there's only enough for me left.

Kaya at 13:10:31 Friday June 30 2000
It looks like the Caister site hasn't been updated since February!! I'm sure that Niki would take the job on as long as she gets a FREE CARAVAN (preferably 28) for her and 5 friends for life! Le's 'av a word with Rixxy.

Kaya - Hang in g out my washing... at 13:8:42 Friday June 30 2000
Oi, I did a LITTLE bit of work on this site myself!! Well done Kaya (*blushes with false modesty at the only compliment he's likely to get*). See the cocktail posse later, how does 8.00pm sound?

craig agree in g with Ian. at 12:56:46 Friday June 30 2000
Well said Ian,the Caister site is Shite. You can all stop looking now,I've found me Babies,or kaya has I should say,along with me sunglasses and Cartier ring,Phewwww. Oi Doris,Dawn and Nik do you lot like Brandy & Babycham? Good,'cause were gonna make a Bucketfull for tonight.

Ian "the monk" laugh in g at the e-mail from niki at 12:27:57 Friday June 30 2000
Nice prompt niki so here I am saying hi to everyone.Photos are excellent obviously a great party, Has everyone seen the c*** ups on the Caister web site, like the Hawian pyjama party on the sat or is it sunday! Methinks you lot should take it over. Oh well back to work. speak again soon and keep up the good work!

CRAIG in a panick.i can't go shopping,or pay the mortgage. at 12:14:19 Friday June 30 2000
the cheques in the post for Frostie,Nik. Next problem,i've lost me wallet and Credit Cards,what am i gonna do without me babies?

craig go in g to pay the mortgage with shirt buttons. at 11:14:43 Friday June 30 2000
I'm sure we can find some balls for big mate somewhere, i'll just mug some kids over the park.We never made it to Frosties last night,it got too late, and we couldn't be asked,so i'll bung a Kite in the post this morning.

Doris th in king of becoming Frosties agent at this rate! at 23:16:59 Thursday June 29 2000
If anyone has queries ring Frostie or leave a message on the site!

Doris call in g Dawn! at 22:35:56 Thursday June 29 2000
If you go from the chat room to the Froum it will log you out! You have to log back in to use the chat room. Anyone else fancy a chat? Feel free to join us!

Dawn- Chat in g with the ORIGINAL DORIS in the chat room at 22:34:46 Thursday June 29 2000
Come on guys its@ the first time I've made contact over there-BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE!

Doris aga at 22:6:42 Thursday June 29 2000
Kaya, I can't get a download off Ola web site so I've only heard 1 record but the reviews of others seem good. Do you fancy looking out some of his records for your little bar christening?

Doris th in king about the trip on the bo at 22:2:58 Thursday June 29 2000
Anyone who is in intrested. I spoke to the man himslef, Frostie, and anyone up for the trip shoudl post a cheque for £15 per person made payable to Absolute Pleasure Boats and send it to Frostie at 2 Hortus Road, Chingford, London, E4 7HG! Go on, you know you want to really!

Craig in his luxary penthouse in Enfield with the sexiest bloke a boy could wish 4. at 21:34:53 Thursday June 29 2000
Nik, we're going to drop a cheque through Frosties door tonight for the Boat Trip.

Kaya - slumming it in Enfield at 21:18:16 Thursday June 29 2000
Allo Soulmaaates, I think I've only got a couple of Ola 12" singles, i might have an album on CD somewhere, I'll 'av a look... ...looking forward to cocktails tomorrow evening... ...we already have Bacardi and some pineapple/coconut juice...who's bringing the Triple Sec and Angostura bitters?

Dawn- Still Chuckl in g after looking at the pics at 21:8:6 Thursday June 29 2000
Nice one Niki, Hi Doris I'm not sure if lisa will be joining us tomorrow evening, Hi Kaya and Craig I'll see you all soon, I might even bopp on into the chat room for a while. COCKTAILS AND BIG JUICY RED CHERRIES yummy!!!!!!

Mazzo in Essex at 17:27:2 Thursday June 29 2000
Ola is Uk's finest, I have to agree. Check out the Gladys Knight show stuff on his website at http://www.ola-onabule.co.uk

Doris in near Romford! at 16:37:42 Thursday June 29 2000
I'm sad enough to now spend most nights surfing the web! Liked the site and Ola has a good voice! Any radio station playing soul is always welcome!

Chris @ WTW in ROMFORD !!!!!! at 15:54:11 Thursday June 29 2000
Hi guys, Just a line to say check out "What's the Word" on Link FM Wednesdays 8-10 pm and Thursdays 10pm-1am throughout July. Lots of great "real deal" soul music past and present, plenty of new UK/London stuff, interviews with some London Soul veterans (OLA included) and maybe even a few live OLA exclusives, and other things not normaly heard on British radio. Link FM will be transmitting to East London and South West Essex on 101.4 from 2-29 July, throughout the Havering Millennium Festival.

Doris in ? at 14:28:31 Thursday June 29 2000
love the new picture of Hilly on the home page! Caption isn't bad either! Well, back to work......must ring Frostie!

Ali in work at 12:1:21 Thursday June 29 2000
Hello everyone! I've been lurking too, checking out the new piccies, and just have to say what a gorgeous bunch we all are! Well done Niki - they're FAB. Hi Kaya/Craig/Doris. Hope you are all well. I'm off to Camber with Frostie, Dolly and Legs this w/end (no Little Gilly unfortunately) so on behalf of you all, I will personally extract boat tickets from whichever orifice he is hiding them! ttfn.

Niki at 11:53:41 Thursday June 29 2000
More lurkers discovered! Jane just rang to say she's been looking at the party pics. She and Monkey had the honour of being the last photo on the camera at 8.30 in the morning. Then the batteries ran out, or did we run out of batteries??

CRAIG & KAYA anticipat in g the arrival of coffee and baegels. at 11:41:36 Thursday June 29 2000
'Ello Shipmaates, Go for it Doris,make sure Frostie's got our tickets put aside as well.Start thinking about what we're gonna wear.If you get me Drift.Have you had word with Dawn yet? Maybe we should all dress up as seagulls, or the river police...

Doris wish in g it was the weekend! at 10:8:58 Thursday June 29 2000
Heya Maates! Just a quick word! I shall be ringing Frostie later re the boat trip! Its not long now! Log in later for more thrilling installments! PS Niki How was the kebab last night?

Bev in work swigging Red Bull at 9:57:48 Thursday June 29 2000
Just abaaaat Niki! I think I am, left work at midnight last night - feel like I haven't been home! Almost the weekend - Yippee!!!!! xx

Doris at 22:5:16 Wednesday June 28 2000
Oh come, come, come to the chat room, join in the fun and the games! It gets lonely by meself? I know, but I do have some great conversations! (Bloody hell! Chatting to myself!!!!)

Doris watch in g the footie! at 22:2:32 Wednesday June 28 2000
Loved the pictures of the Sesh! Even I look good! I'l have to get some of them off Niki! How are the soulpetz? Little mate just needs to be loved until he is over his ordeal! And my vet is very reasonable for nutz removal! It also makes them cleaner and they don't leave thier marks there! I'm upo for a visit to the new "bar" in Islington and I'll look out some stuff etc! Off to the chat room......

Craig at 21:17:24 Wednesday June 28 2000
The barman's 'ard at work, polising his implents. I'm still noshing the cherries and lazing around.Little Maate's feeling a bit sorry for himself after his ordeal in Harley Street this morning,poor little baby doesn't even wanna play Mousie.

Kaya - Listen in g to Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway at 21:2:18 Wednesday June 28 2000
Doesn't the picture of Dale Winton and Jennifer Saunders look good!! They're mates in real life you know...

Craig nosh in g cocktail cherries.MMMmmmmmmmmmm. at 20:1:25 Wednesday June 28 2000
Get yourselves over to caister Boys the pic's are great. I haven't 'ad a coctail cheery in years,theyre really tasty. Kaya's cooking me dinner and smells even better. Oi Doris,Dawn and Nik,we've already got the ingredients for Pina colada's,what u lot bringing Friday?

Niki in a pile of digital pics at 13:59:40 Wednesday June 28 2000
allo. aaah poor little maate, bless him. Still working on the pics - I've whittled them down to 75 party pics and 42 goldmine pics!!!!! Big maates cool. Craig, he likes the ropey rabbit thing you got him, but it's black now where he keeps burying it in the garden. He's really well behaved, and seems quie well settled, but I haven't left him for very long yet. I'll have to decide on Friday if I want to leave him. I think he'd think little maate was dinner!!

craig all alone in the world this morning. at 13:22:7 Wednesday June 28 2000
Oi kaya,get back in time for lunch,i'm starvin'.Did you ask the vet how much it costs to 'ave his bollocks chopped off?if it's expensive we can do it with a couple of House Bricks.Instead of buying him a new furry Mouse shall we get him a brother os sister as a present? Doris and Dawn- it will be great to see you over at Kaya's on friday night, i'm going to do a Pineapple Hedgehog to place on the cocktail Bar ,but we need some tacky spanish background music,can you help?????He's also desperately in need of some 70's kitch to put on the bar,Spanish Doll's,Soda Syphons,miatures and the like,'ave a look in your cupboards. Oi Nik,pictures are great.How's Big Maate,you up for friday night?

TLB is no longer in control of weekends... at 12:51:56 Wednesday June 28 2000
Allo Punters, Glad to hear that LM was OK with the doc'. Can't make the Lacy this weekend, working AGAIN! Probably won't be out again till the Frosty doo. NE1 know where ticets are to be had yet?

Kaya in the Recovery Room with Little Mate at 12:36:47 Wednesday June 28 2000
I want everyone to know that Little Maate was very brave at the Doctor's. He didn't make a sound while he got his injection but he hated the taste of the worming paste. He's got some cat grass (brand name Pussy Lawn) as a little treat for being a good boy and I'm sure that his other daddy will insist on getting him another pressie on the way home...

Niki at 11:19:4 Wednesday June 28 2000
And I'm doing the party and goldmine pics right now! How is everyone today? How's Little Maate after his trip to the vet??

Kaya at 10:48:34 Wednesday June 28 2000
By the way, have you all had a look at the latest additions to the Caister Boys page? Niki has put up the last two loads of piccies (at last!) Brings it all back...I'm sorry to say ;-)

Kaya Skiv in g off cos the vet wants to see the C at 10:40:6 Wednesday June 28 2000
Hello Maaates, So who else is up for cocktails and crudites on Friday evening?

Dawn-Morn in g!!! at 9:48:26 Wednesday June 28 2000
Soory about last night Doris, Hello Craig and Kaya thats a great idea, I'll be in the chat room at 10pm this evening speak to you then maates. XXX

Kaya & Craig - Drink in ' coffee an' smokin' fags at 8:41:54 Wednesday June 28 2000
Mornin' all! Sorry about last night, Doris, was too knackered to chat after re-arranging the lounge to accommodate the new bar. How about cocktails @ Craig & Kaya's this Friday evening??

Doris at 23:45:48 Tuesday June 27 2000
Ok I've been hanging arounbd since 9.30 so I'll log off at midnight unless anyone fancies popping into the chat room - I can't believe everyone is asleep! Even the lads!?! Are there no lurkers out there who fancy joining in?

Doris at 23:39:10 Tuesday June 27 2000
Just had a thought - what about a page devoted to Soulpetz and include the DJ's if they have any! Am certifiably bored now!

Doris at 21:43:44 Tuesday June 27 2000
Evening all! Anyone fancy a little visit to the chat room......Tonight I shall mostly be popping inot the chat room around 2200 hours!

Paul reach in g for my "KISS ME QUICK" h at 18:33:17 Tuesday June 27 2000
This weekend I shall be mostly drinking in Southend. Anyone for Saks? Ooer, missus.

Lynda and 'Chop' in Margate Kent at 18:6:43 Tuesday June 27 2000
Beven. We can put you in the back of the van as we pass on way to Epping, as I said on telling bone this after.But try and find a lift home cos we go diffrent route home. The hounden looks very at home already, hope he is not as mad as our soulpetz 'Chop' whome we rescued in Feb she is MAD.Its like taking a lion out on a lead.

Dawn and Lisa try in g to find out where we will go for a (quiet) drink hmm !! at 17:35:41 Tuesday June 27 2000
Any Ideas? Doris I promise we wont go mad as I have got to work in the morning. Hello bev, I'm going to the Country club on saturday with some friends who will be coming to Caister with me in October.

Bev in work stressed up to the eyeballs! at 17:7:44 Tuesday June 27 2000
'ello maates and soulpetz. Last week bored shitless, this week haven't got time to chat - whats going on!! I am Bevey No Maates!! No maates to go to Epping with as yet, (but it is only Tuesday) - what a sad punter! and I'm a film star. he he!!

Lisa G visit in g Dawn in Barking at 16:45:39 Tuesday June 27 2000
quick hello to the gang especially Doris my old mate. popped in to chat to dawn bopping around the living room. hello to Craig and Kaya and niki and the red face dolly. (Craig hows your Louis Vutton collection coming along?)

CRAIG pull in g 'em down to show you. at 15:58:12 Tuesday June 27 2000
Kaya doesn't have to imagine my undies ever!I've only got one pair,Pink frilly lace with a re-inforced gusset and waterproof legs 'oles.

Doris about to bog off ot the doctors in her car! at 15:35:23 Tuesday June 27 2000
No - Doggie needs a name more worthwhile........what about "Snakebite"? Always a favorite at Caravan 28! Kaya, just imagine your boss in thier undies - always good for me.....

Kaya - workin' and work at 14:46:15 Tuesday June 27 2000
Allo chaps! Nosher's a bit close to gnasher, very dennis the menace methinks. Anyway, the boss (Craig) is glaring at me to get back to wor

CRAIG lean in g on the Cocktail Bar at 14:40:26 Tuesday June 27 2000
Forget searching for rare tracks,kaya needs a Spanish Doll and a Plastic Pineapple Ice bucket for his new snazzy Cocktail Bar.Vera Duckworth eat ya heart out bitch.(Also any spare bottles of Booze you have lying around would be most welcome.)

Doris sitt in g in Brentwood at 13:14:30 Tuesday June 27 2000
I know - I've got the 12 inch of it in a box at home! Just wasn't in a fit state to tell Dawn after the Nikis little gathering! And there's nothing like a good 12 inch I always say!

Dawn Sign in g off for a couple of hours at 12:51:3 Tuesday June 27 2000
I'm going to ring Crazt beat now thanx Niki, Speak to you all soon. Buy the way Monkey said to say "HI"

Niki at 12:26:45 Tuesday June 27 2000
Hello. Big maate's settling in well. He seems to likes stealing my trainers and taking them out into the garden - he might be trying to tell me something! He seems to be house-trained as well, but I'd better not speak too soon.... The rest of the Caister photos are now up, but uncaptioned as yet. Party and Goldmine to follow...... Doris, "Turned Onto You" - try Crazy Beat

Dawn re-joing the chat room feel in wide awake at 12:15:55 Tuesday June 27 2000
Great stuff cant wait!!!! By the way Doris I found out Who sings that track which I've been looking for since caister, It's by the eighties Ladies, all I need to know now is where I can buy it! DAWN CALLING ALL DJs AND TRAINSPOTTERS!!!!!

Doris at 11:23:43 Tuesday June 27 2000
I'm up for meeting for a drinkie with those two rather handsome young men, but as there not availible, yes Kaya and Craig will have to do (Only joking, honest!) IF dawn can wake up what about it?

Ian having a bor in g morning at work at 11:21:3 Tuesday June 27 2000
Hi folks just thought i'd let anyone who is interested, and those that aren't that Snowboy is on at Latin Explosion this Friday, good to see you are all well! so what happened to the party photos?

Dawn ris in g on my day off at 11:4:14 Tuesday June 27 2000
Oh what a beautiful mornin, oh waht a beautiful day!! I'm going of to have a little bopp around the living room I need to wake uip properly- ME SOON COME!

Craig & Kaya toil in g their fingers to the bone . at 10:40:17 Tuesday June 27 2000
Oi Doris & dawn, fancy two handsome escorts for a bevvie on friday? if not will we do?

Doris logg in g in for a morning fix at 9:41:4 Tuesday June 27 2000
Morning all! Niki, he looks very handsome does our "Ollie" and yes that seems a bit of a soppy name, Perhaps we can have a competition to name him...... Hiya Dawn, yes we could met for a little drink - does anyone else want to join us? But only a drink as I have top drive to mummy's Saturday morning! TTFN

Craig try in g to get to sleep. at 1:13:55 Tuesday June 27 2000
I'm all alone in me own bed for a change with just me lap top to keep me company. Nik,Doggie, is beautifull'I can't wait to give him a big hug.How about "'Handsome" for a name? Doris, we want a picture of you Cat now for Soulpetz,anyone else got a pet picture to share with us?(no tortoises though I'm petrified of the bloody things.) Oi Dawn,me peddlepushers were a great sucess,watch this space. Oi kaya, get to bed!

Dawn- hav in g mellow evening at 0:16:46 Tuesday June 27 2000
Allo Maaates!!! hope you all had a good weekend what ever you done. I am listening to Ella Fiztgerald and thinking of the weekend ahead, I'm up for Lacey Lady anyone care to join me? Doris can I catch up with you early friday evening maybe a drink or two, or three ? Any chance of seeing a pic of those famous pedal pushers?

Niki at 23:49:45 Monday June 26 2000
Hi Doris, he's perfectly behaved so far, but he hasn't 'been' yet, not even number ones! I can't decide on a name though. Ollie's a bit poofy dontcha think?

Doris at 23:33:12 Monday June 26 2000
Evening Niki, is you young man behaving himslef? I can recommend a good dog trainer to teach hime the imporatnt things in life - like attacking horrible cat stealers!

Nik at 23:31:21 Monday June 26 2000
Kaya, I'm uploading Dale's party pictures to your UKO space right now (84-154), and I'm downloading the pics off the camera at the same time. Will get the Soulpetz pics on here tonite. Horse, I'll mail you the pic mate. Everyone else, you'll have to wait.

Kaya Not do in g anything much... at 23:18:15 Monday June 26 2000
So when are we gonna see pics of 'SoulDog'? Here's a pic of Little Mate to be going on with...

Doris wish in g I had a dog too! at 22:33:10 Monday June 26 2000
Niki, I'm chuffed for you and SSSSOOOO jealous - Name wise it should be something linked to your likes....how about "Snakebite", "Caister" or "Big MAAATE"! I'm sure he'll fit in really well as long as he's nuts and likes Soul! Hiya everyone else, so nice to have new people signing on! But I bet there are still some Lurkers out there! TTFN!!

Kaya - mash up an T' in g because I haven't had a smoke all day at 21:47:19 Monday June 26 2000
Ello everyone, I can't think of any names cos my brain isn't working. Luckily my spelling hasn't been affffected much.

Niki at 20:49:51 Monday June 26 2000
I haven't downloaded any photos from the camera yet, what with all the exciement, but I will do it soon. Ollie(?) is happily chewing on the chewy bone thing that Uncle Craig and Uncle Kaya bought him. He's a really sweet dog. You can all help me think of names for him (like the Blue Peter dog) We're thinking about calling him Churchill, or Hilly for short :o)

craig wish in g he see niki's new mate. at 19:16:36 Monday June 26 2000
Nik,kaya will be over soon bearing gifts for"Oliver", wish I could come too,but loads of washing and ironing to do.Get us some piccies of him on here soon.

Niki at 17:46:20 Monday June 26 2000
'allo maates, I'm the proud owner of a luuvvly black and tan Lurcher. He hasn't really got a name, they called him Oliver in the pound, but he doesn't answer to it. He's sweet, gentle and well mannered - the perfect bloke! And he hasn't pooped on me floor yet!

Lynda/Nick in Margate Kent at 16:36:15 Monday June 26 2000
I have at last managed to put some coal in this dog-gone-machine and press the right keys to join in. How are you all doing? The sun is shining the weather is sweet in Margate! Nick and I are planing to escape up the M2 Saturday to that Country club we need an injection of sounds . 'So please Mr Hill bring out the RIGHT record box!!! mines a snakebite Lynda. X

Kaya & Craig - Think in g about what to buy for Niki's new dog at 16:35:46 Monday June 26 2000
Niki has just called, she's on her way home from Doggersea Bats Home and has an eight month old lurcher!! We've got a few thirty-something lurkers on 'ere! So... lot's of congrats messages for Niki & ? methinks...

CRAIG & KAYA wait in g to 'ear from Niki. at 16:31:36 Monday June 26 2000
Horse,maaate, nice of ya to visit us at last.Keep it up.(writing in the Forum that is)

Doris th in king about pissing off home to see my c at 16:16:26 Monday June 26 2000
Hi Nick - there are even more of us than those who actually sign in!! Hi Lurkers! Craig - I too am away this weekend visiting family! So no Lacey for me either! TTFN!

craig aga at 12:15:31 Monday June 26 2000
Doris! glad you're back in the land of the living.Shame you missed saturday night,but I'm sure we can sort out a little get together before the boat trip.I'm away next weekend,but kaya might need an escort for the lacey if you're free.

Craig 'ave in g a fag. at 12:11:34 Monday June 26 2000
Oi Nik, Get the Dalmation, he was lully. Oi bev, so much did you pay for the Snakebites? we got 3 for a fiver!

Doris at 12:6:20 Monday June 26 2000
Just checking in ! @Noon MAAAAAAAATES! Good luck with doggies, Niki, remeber you want one that will go for (Carl's) the neck!

Betty D in a good mood for once and its Monday!! at 11:6:46 Monday June 26 2000
Mornin' maates!! Last weekend's survey - how much did you pay for a snakebite? Bar staff definately lost the plot!! Great night - even though lack of punters. TLB you've got us all wondering - were you there? Who are you?

Nik at 10:35:8 Monday June 26 2000
Kaya & Craig, see below :o) going to have my interview with the doggie people later. Check out the new look Arana site www.aranawebs.com and tell me what you fink...

Niki at 10:30:38 Monday June 26 2000
PPS All those people that keep telling me they've visited the site, printed it all off and all that - SAY SOMETHING - hello will do! See the white boxes on this page, type your name in the "Name:" box and "H-E-L-L-O" in the "Comment:" box, it ain't that difficult.

Craig & kaya wish in in Saturday was shining on their Monday mornin' faces at 10:27:41 Monday June 26 2000
Busy,busy,busy,we'll check in later. Did anyone get the Party at Tracy's?if so fill us in with the gossip. Mornin' Nik ,ypou still off to Battersea this afternoon?

Niki at 10:24:40 Monday June 26 2000
Morning everyone. I really enjoyed the Goldmine, even if there weren't many people there. I wanted to go to Tracy's (Jennifer Saunders) house, but I wasn't bothered that GAH Tony and Richie Francis naffed off - some very nice young men gave us a lift back to our hotel (yes, we stayed in a hotel on Canvey Island) but I won't tell you what happened after that!! The next morning we had a luuvly greasy fry-up in the Labworth (the big round revolving caff on Canvey seafront), rang up Spud and then went in the Monico and started drinking snakebite at midday. THEN, we decided that Carl was a wanker for not letting me see the cats and we went to Battersea Dog's Home to have a look at the slobbery mutts - I'm going back to get one today.......... wish me luck maates.

Paul struggl in g to stay awake at 23:9:58 Sunday June 25 2000
Feeling a bit down after the weekend's fun & games? Need a lift? Then visit www.joecartoon.com-works for me!

Kaya - P l a y in g by myself 'cos Craig's asleep at 21:39:55 Sunday June 25 2000
I'll be asleep soon too, it's just the bits of last night that I start remembering that keep me awake!!

Doris feel in g pi~#ed off about not going out! at 20:22:43 Sunday June 25 2000
Sounds like I missed another good night out! So "they're my decks and I'll play when I want to" Tony didn't give Niki a lift - not sure who lost out but it wasn't Niki! Am visiting Mater and Pater this weekend so won't be around and I want to go out before the boat trip! Which reminds me, has anyone heard anymore about the tickets? Need a fix soon!!!!! Ta-Tar!

Craig in need of sleeeeeeep. at 16:51:6 Sunday June 25 2000
Just got back from the Costa Del Canvey,yea it was a really brilliant night,shame the Mine was deserted but we all madethe most of it didn't we.You fellow Miners are top company.Thanks everyone.Didn't i look fetching in my peddlepushers??

Kaya at 16:42:10 Sunday June 25 2000
'Got a monopoly' Tony offered Niki a lift and then pissed off without waiting for her so we went back to our hotel & promptly crashed out. It was a good night, though. Good to see Bev, Clare, Maggie, Denise, Sarah, Sonia and everyone. Found out who some of our stalkers are too:- Mr & Mrs Larkins and Mr & Mrs Painter, amongst others...

Paul in a fetch in g tweed number complete with deerstalker h at 16:21:5 Sunday June 25 2000
Hi all. Did anyone go to Tracey's gaff after the 'Mine? I was knackered so gave it a miss.

Craig wear in g his new Peddlepushers at 18:21:13 Saturday June 24 2000
'Ello All, We've been shopping all afternoon,spent a fortune but we're gonna be looking fab for the Mine tonight.Don't laugh at me Peddlepushers I thought I'd make a fashion statement.

Poor Doris feel in g very ill at 17:2:35 Saturday June 24 2000
I'm currently trying every possible thing to get rid of this bloody chest infection - including chucking up! Anyone got any ideas 'cos I feel like shite!!!

Craig & kaya work in g overtime. at 8:11:9 Saturday June 24 2000
Get up you Bloody Lazy Sod's,you don't know the meaning of hard work.When I was your age we believed in an honest days work for an honest days pay,none of this burning the candle at both ends or partying once a week.You could all do with a spot of National Service,cold early morning showers and 50 mile runs.Lazy git's GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Craig yawn in g and looking f at 7:26:54 Saturday June 24 2000
Oh I do like to be beside yhe seaside,oh I do like to be beside the sea. See you all later.let's get get wankered.

Little maate hang in g from the ceiling at 19:9:15 Friday June 23 2000
'Ello Aunties and Uncles, My daddies have bought me a new White Mouse and a Scratching Post cum Tree House thingy.

Craig Pack in h his overnight bag. at 19:3:12 Friday June 23 2000
I hope they've got en-suite facilities and room service. Anyway you lot get your act's together and get booked up It'll be a real scream. Oi Doris, fancy a bit of three in a bed?

Kaya + Craig at 18:56:41 Friday June 23 2000
Well, the caravan site is out. Thorney Bay only has private caravans and the Kings site is booked up till the end of the year!! There's a hotel in the centre of Canvey which charges £38.00 per room and doesn't specify how many people you can have in the room. Who's up for a night at a hotel on canvey? It's gotta be cheaper than cabs/petrol etc...

Doris wonder in g how to get motivated! at 15:54:57 Friday June 23 2000
Afternoon all Maaaaaaaaaates! Up for the caravan 28 evening social - Saturday afternnon I'm pre-booked! But I fancy the Goldmine! I paid for my ticket for the boat bt also haven't received the ticket - what is happening Frostie?!?!? Tune in later for more crap........

Lil' Mate in MY flat!!!!! at 15:29:15 Friday June 23 2000
Hello Daddy and Daddy. Just thought I'd come on-line to say I am missing you both, although the wicked step-mother is keeping me somewhat amused by letting me bite her ankles all day. Come home soon and pamper me!! Love, Lil' Mate!!! XXXXXXXX

Bev in at work needing some fun desperately!! at 14:47:4 Friday June 23 2000
I rang Frostie and he isn't going to be there tomorrow night - doing a private gig with Froggy! So no 'allo shipmaates tickets to be obtained from Canvey - maybe Epping next week. Has anyone got a flyer? The caravan site on Canvey was called Thorney Bay Holiday Camp - showing my age now (how sad that I remembered!). Those were the days!! xx

Kaya & Craig Think in g about sneaking away for sex... at 14:32:54 Friday June 23 2000
Hallo Maateys, Has anyone found out when and/or if tickets are available for Allo Shipmaaates? We are also thinking about getting a caravan on Canvey for tomorrow night. Any Suggestions?

Dawn Gett at 12:33:23 Friday June 23 2000
g ready to leave for my uncs funeral, So maateys I'll join you for a chat later, but bear in mind one will be rather pissed.

CRAIG & KAYA HAV in G THEIR ELEVENSIES at 11:23:22 Friday June 23 2000
'Ello Shipmaaates, has anyone actually got tickets yet for the boat trip? if so how??????? we keep asking Frostie without any sucess. Oi Doris 'wanna be in our gang? we've got an idea,tell you about it later.

Bev in at work with no bosses in - yippee!! at 10:37:18 Friday June 23 2000
Morning maates! It's crunchie day!! Well done Craig for your persuasive ways, will you get Caravan number 28 though? See you both for a tune/snakebite injection! xx

Bev in at work with no bosses in - yippee!! at 10:37:1 Friday June 23 2000
Morning maates! It's crunchie day!! Well done Craig for your persuasive ways, will you get Caravan number 28 though? See you both for a tune/snakebite injection! xx

Bev in at work with no bosses in - yippee!! at 10:35:9 Friday June 23 2000
Morning maates! It's crunchie day!! Well done Craig for your persuasive ways, will you get Caravan number 28 though? See you both for a tune/snakebite injection! xx

Bev in at work with no bosses in - yippee!! at 10:34:22 Friday June 23 2000
Morning maates! It's crunchie day!! Well done Craig for your persuasive ways, will you get Caravan number 28 though? See you both for a tune/snakebite injection! xx

Bev in at work with no bosses in - yippee!! at 10:32:20 Friday June 23 2000
Morning maates! It's crunchie day!! Welcome done Craig for your persuasive ways, will you get Caravan number 28 though. See you both for a tune/snakebite injection! xx

Bev in at work with no bosses in - yippee!! at 10:31:51 Friday June 23 2000
Morning maates! It's crunchie day!! Welcome done Craig for your persuasive ways, will you get Caravan number 28 though. See you both for a tune/snakebite injection! xx

Kaya - Using the last of his watermelon facewash before bed and mak in g a mental note to buy some more at the weekend... at 1:26:14 Friday June 23 2000
Ello Dawn, enjoy the sale. We're having a holiday on Canvey Island...Hurrah!

Kaya - giving in to Craig's persuasive ways... at 1:24:27 Friday June 23 2000
Is anyone up for the idea of hiring a caravan on Canvey for the night on Saturday and having a mini Caister reunion after (and before) the Goldmine? We could even go down on Saturday afternoon and make a day of it!! What does everyone say?

Niki in ebriated wearing a h at 23:28:28 Thursday June 22 2000
It doesn't have to be an ing word though, you can use anything with "in" in it, but you have to end with "at" if you're going for the double

Kaya - Tell in g Dawn how to get her first line down p at 23:17:40 Thursday June 22 2000
What you do is: Include the beginning of an 'ing word in the name box then whatever you type in the 'Where are you' box adds an 'in' to the beginning of where you are. Clear as mud!

Dawn at 23:12:53 Thursday June 22 2000
No way maatey!!! I'll tell you after the weekend, work out this anagram if you get it right then I'll see you on sunday ciao for now,speak to you all tomorrow x x HERES THE ANAGRAM POSHY BOD.

Niki at 23:0:45 Thursday June 22 2000
I think I'm gonna go to the Mine. Paul, I'm at Kaya's at the mo' I'll check my mail when I get home. Doris, I'll keep an eye out for ticket dates - are you going to Dicksies testimonial?

Craig in readiness to go shopping at 22:56:29 Thursday June 22 2000
Oi Dawn, Where's this sale darlin'? i love a bargain meself,we can all come and visit you at work sunday morning.

Niki at 22:48:56 Thursday June 22 2000
That bloke was Terry Claridge's mate - his name was Tony and he was a right old lech. He was sort of Mediterranean looking, but I dunno about his "Jamaican" accent!

Dawn in Never m in d at 22:47:10 Thursday June 22 2000
I wish I was going out, unfortunately our sale starts this weekend and as I have not even been there for a week yet, Somehow I dont think they are ready to exprience me the morning after, Please have a good old bopp for me pleeasee!!!!!!!!!

Paul go in g to the'mine this Sat. at 22:39:26 Thursday June 22 2000
Why not. Gina's on the annual all girl vodka frenzy in Southend. It seems rude not to. Besides, I've been invited by some persuasive ladies from Basildon.

Dawn in bop in g to tunes at 22:22:46 Thursday June 22 2000
Oh yes, I remember now, he look like the guy you know the ugly one from the "fast show or is it the late show. It's all coming back to me now.

Kaya at 20:57:14 Thursday June 22 2000
You were damned amusing. He was a tall bloke with a greek/jewish nose, olive skin, a yellow shirt and fat friend who didn't say much (my mate, Terry!). Anyway, no-one was offended except the minister for very bad accents.

Kaya in The Chat room! at 20:54:56 Thursday June 22 2000
Damn, I keep missing everyone in the chat room! I'm going in now & will leave it open while I play Bazza & wait patiently fo' ma man...

Dawn in wait g for my dinner to digest at 20:50:48 Thursday June 22 2000
Then I'm goiing to have a bop around the living room, Hey Kaya I dont seem to remember an asian looking fella! by the way what did I say or do???? Doris you top chick I miss you girlfriend x

Doris in "The return of the Doris - (Trashing Chelsea!)" at 20:36:49 Thursday June 22 2000
Hello MAAATES! I'm back from deepest Ashridge and what a wonderful place it was - 3 course meals (inc breakfast), free bar last night (!!!) lovely pool and sauna - but I'm glad to be home! Watcha Dawn - so i managed to get you on line then! I do have some uses! Niki, up for Chelsea! But what a bloody start - "Things can only get better!" Probably not out this weekend as broke! But I'm sure I can find something to do! Cheers all!

Craig still not iron in g. at 19:53:16 Thursday June 22 2000
AAAAAAAAGH ,I only want you .Ok then I'll buy meself something really snazzy for the Goldmine.Noooooo stop it, I want to stay in.Plus I've just been informed my wages won't be in the Bank 'till Monday,so we ain't got much choice. I promise to start ironing now and I'll be over about 10 ish.I think the Flash Path thingy arrived today but it's been taken back to the Post Office.

Bev in clock watching - nearly time, See Ya Laters! at 17:12:4 Thursday June 22 2000
Kaya - me too, nothing fits - she says eating a twix! I think I'm going to win the gallon of snakebite, so bored keep visiting the maate site!

Kaya - being bullied into going to the Goldm in e on S at 16:18:22 Thursday June 22 2000
I think you'll find that Augustus Gloop fell into the Chocolate River and was sucked up a pipe to the marshmallow room. It was Violet Beauregard who ate the prototype 'Three course meal' chewing gum and blew up like a blueberry... ...as for Saturday, it'll be really expensive if we go cos I'll want something new to wear...

craig Dropp in g a suttle hint. at 16:9:52 Thursday June 22 2000
Oi Bev, I was just thinking the same thing meself about visiting the Gym again.No point this week though,we're not going out Saturday are we Kaya? I'll just laze around and get fatter and fatter ,like Augustus Gloop, 'till I blow up like a baloon and get carried away by the Umpa Lumpa's.Then you'll be sorry.

Craig Polish in g his shoes in case we go out saturday night. at 16:3:47 Thursday June 22 2000
Oi Nik,shall we offer a prize for the 1,000,000 th visitor? Maybe a Gallon of snakebite

Bev in stomach still fat, must start going to the gym again! at 15:57:36 Thursday June 22 2000
Got him - Frostie that is! No 'allo shipmaates' tickets at Canvey this weekend. I haven't got a flyer - where can I get a ticket from?

Niki at 15:11:40 Thursday June 22 2000
I can officially state that my house is now cleaner than it was last Friday. Thanxs Mum for the sooper QVC carpet cleaning gear!

Kaya at 15:0:54 Thursday June 22 2000
Although I can appreciate the cultural capital inherent within tribalism in football, if the 'hammers' were to come round to my house and start extolling the virtues of West Ham over, say, Arsenal while I tried to watch Animal Hospital I'd Say Oi! Hammers! Noooooooo!

Niki at 14:56:53 Thursday June 22 2000
Where's Shaft at this weekend. Is it actually Spats or still in Reggie Reggie's? Who's going past my house on their way out?

Top Legal Bloke - Legally Bl in din' at 14:41:36 Thursday June 22 2000
Allo Niki, we 'av been introduced but for legal reasons I cannot divulge when or where this occurred. It's just Bev 'n' me up for a boogie 'n' beer on Sat then?

Craig look in g up from 'is paper at 14:22:21 Thursday June 22 2000
Oi Kaya, Just think,we have have "coffee" together whenever we like for the next few weeks. In the back of a Transit first i think.

Kaya at 13:55:11 Thursday June 22 2000
Paul, if you add Soul 24-7 to your favourites and put it in the 'Media' folder, you can just open Windows media player and connect to 24-7 without visiting the site. Oi, Craig, if you're bored, come over for a...erm...coffee...

Paul learn in g something new every day at 13:43:23 Thursday June 22 2000
Hi, Niki. Iusually use the 33k on aol & it will sometimes work on 56k during the early part of the day. With ntl the pages load faster but the radio buffers badly even on 33k. Today was an exception & it worked fine. I guess it depends how busy it (ntl's internet service) is. Bev, I'm hoping to get down there on Saturday after my day out with 5 young ladies.

Bev in work with a fat stomach after eating lunch! at 13:2:36 Thursday June 22 2000
Hi Paul - visiting Canvey Saturday nite? - or is it just me and Top Legal Geezer! Trying to call "the Frostie" to see if he's there with some 'allo shipmaates tickets. TTFN

Niki at 12:52:50 Thursday June 22 2000
Paul, you should use the 33k connection if you aren't already. I find it's much better on an ordinary telephone line connection.

Niki at 12:50:33 Thursday June 22 2000
Kaya, don't put any pictures up til we have Craig's as well. Did anyone take any good old fashioned snaps that have to be developed?

Paul manag in g to get 24-7 to play for over an hour without buffering at 12:34:30 Thursday June 22 2000
Allo, Maaates!Must be quiet on ntl today. It usually buffers every 5s. Ah well, ntl's completely free so what can ou expect.

Kaya at 11:7:49 Thursday June 22 2000
Well, Dawn, I remember you being 'slightly' sarcastic to the young Asian Looking fella, but then again, he WAS doing a very bad west Indian accent - so all's fair... Yeah, sorry Nik, I realised that I had the damn card when I got home, D'oh! P S I am working on a new Party Page, but I'll need the rest of the piccies, soon come...

Craig Sipp in g his third coffee of the day. at 9:18:38 Thursday June 22 2000
Mornin' Nik, this is what morning looks like.Weird isn't it.Great Photo's .kaya did have my Media Card with him yesterday but didn't realise it.I'll get my piccies sorted in the next few days and we can release 'em to the world.

Craig Greet in g a new visitor. at 9:11:53 Thursday June 22 2000
Oi Dawn, It's about time you visited us.Yes, you were a perfect Lady on Saturday,just like what I waz.

Niki gett in g up early today and in desperate need of COFFEEEEE at 8:27:54 Thursday June 22 2000
Hello Dawn, you seemed perfectly well behaved to me! You were wearing the famous Caister lei at one point though....

Dawn in ehhh!!! sa meplace! at 23:16:17 Wednesday June 21 2000
Hello paul,please tell me if I was rude on saturday asi can't remember much but I know I had a fab time.

Paul be in g baffled by technology at 17:55:47 Wednesday June 21 2000
Kaya, last night when I logged on there were two recent entries, then a slightly garbled one from Bev from May 25. Next time I looked it was back to normal. Weird. Then again, I'm crap at computers, me.

Paul be in g baffled by technology at 17:55:21 Wednesday June 21 2000
Kaya, last night when I logged on there were two recent entries, then a slightly garbled one from Bev from May 25. Next time I looked it was back to normal. Weird. Then again, I'm crap at computers, me.

Craig rem in ising 'bout days gone past at 17:6:35 Wednesday June 21 2000
I used to go to Spats every Saturday,many moons ago.It's the smallest Club I think I've ever been in,the bar is tiny,it's impossible to get served and the dancefloor is the size of a 50 pence piece.But then I am talking about 20 years ago,perhaps my memory isn't serving me correctly.Just in case get there early if you're going or the queue will be halfway down Oxford Street.Good luck and 'ave fun.

Niki at 12:5:27 Wednesday June 21 2000
Ah, they all come crawling out of the woodwork.... Top Legal Bloke, have we been introduced? I didn't realise Tony M, and the two Richies (Francis and Cox) monopolised the decks all night. Frostie came and had a "word" at about 3 in the morning, and I was bolloxed by then so I got Kaya to go and chuck 'em off. They are henceforth banned from DJing at any future Soulboys.co.uk doos.... :o)

Top Legal Bloke - argu in ' a bloody good case in Crown Court at 12:0:2 Wednesday June 21 2000
I'll be at the Goldmine on Saterd'y nite. Betta th'n Sh@ft @ Spats, I s'pose. ciao baby

Kaya at 11:48:2 Wednesday June 21 2000
Bev, you should have been at the party, tunes aplenty! Of course, they were all played by 'got a monopoly' Tony. Don't think we're up for Canvey this weekend, probably saving pennies till Allo Shipmaaates on 16th July...

Bev in work still bored shitless! at 11:29:52 Wednesday June 21 2000
Anyone out there today? Is anyone going to Canvey this weekend - the snakebites aren't bad! Lack of tunes for me lately - I need some tunes!!!!!

Craig wonder in g if you all in the dungeon with Doris at 11:29:48 Wednesday June 21 2000
You lot are very quiet this morning! I'm off to catch a Kitten for Niki later.Anyone got a large fishing net?

Niki at 11:25:51 Wednesday June 21 2000
Morning everyone! England were a pile of poo last night. Doris, Cheer up luv. Thanxs for clearing up the empties on Sunday morning - you are the true daughter of a publican!! I'm depressed too. My cats have been stolen, my Dad's in hospital with a broken leg, I keep getting stuck in the loo AND I've still got to clean the carpet between the kitchen and the back door...... Still, at least my black eye's nearly gone! Oi Dale, have you picked up little maate 2 yet?

Doris cheat in g the phone system at Ashridge at 23:37:51 Tuesday June 20 2000
God, was Sunady a heavy day after Saturday! And after all that I got a bloody chest infection, am on anti-bio's and can't drink! Am feeling very sorry for me self, can't get reception on me phone and England lost! Shit, I'm going to bed! Thanks for a brilliant Saturday Niki and gang, will speak to you all once I return! PS Paul, we're not allowed to escape - someone tried and they've been locked in the "dungeon"!!! Oh-er!!

Bev in bored shitless - must get another job quick!! at 16:32:58 Tuesday June 20 2000
So bored, can't think what to say. Should have been at the party - hiding in the Bedfordshire countryside - sorry maates!! When's the next one? Anyone for Canvey? xx

Beck in Co-ordinating all my interviews so that they don't clash at 15:54:19 Tuesday June 20 2000
That's very sweet of you Kaya - a nice answer - hope your good "manners" rub off on Craig - he's very crude sometimes eh!

Sexist Pig(Craig) in hiding from all the Soul Girlies at 13:47:33 Tuesday June 20 2000
Ok then i can see our all desperate for the punchline, so; Have you ever seen the mess a Snail makes!

Barry White in the studio re-recording 'You See The Trouble With Me' at 12:46:26 Tuesday June 20 2000
'ere, that bleedin' Black Legend crap don't even sound like me. Pile o' bollocks, if you ask me.

Craig in trouble at 11:52:51 Tuesday June 20 2000
Oi Bev, I've got a sexist joke for you now! Why did God give women legs? (i will mail the answer to any interested parties)

Top Legal Bloke at 11:6:6 Tuesday June 20 2000
Oi, Mr Craig, my sources tell me that you partook of the ritualistic activities in the upper sections of the house. That's all I can say... PS.Wasn't summer good while it lasted? Oh well, back to autumn I s'pose...

Craig stand in g corrected at 21:6:11 Monday June 19 2000
I am offically stating that due to unforseen circumstances we will not be present at the Goldmine Reunion this Saturday.

Paul sitt in g in the fridge at 20:59:46 Monday June 19 2000
Yes, this is true. I went to the first one last October, couldn't get in, couldn't get served in the bar below so went to a dodgy club down the road. The Bedford crowd are going to the 101 first then on to Sh@ft. Some of the others are Goldmining. Decisions, decisions....

craig& his Bloke runn in g a cold bath at 20:47:7 Monday June 19 2000
'Ey Paul, It took us two and a half hours to drive about 20 miles yesterday,I'm sure we'd still be on the m25 now if we had given you a lift.Anyway I'm glad you found your way home and I hope Mrs Scouser was pleased to see you.I think it's the Goldmine for us this weekend,you ain't had the pleasure yet have you.

Paul sweat in g bullets at 20:32:21 Monday June 19 2000
Yes, it's starting to come back to me now. I remember that door handle coming off in my hand. Sorry, Niki. Craig, thanks for the offer of a lift but I couldn't wait any longer. Anyone up for Sh@ft this weekend?

Craig wip in g his nose and looking puzzled at 16:52:51 Monday June 19 2000
So,top legal bloke,what was going on in the upstairs bedroom? I missed all the fun it seems.

Dee Gillis at 15:28:14 Monday June 19 2000
Nik, Just to say thanks for the Fab party Saturday night, I thoroughly enjoyed it despite having a vile hangover from a Tequila fest on Friday and swearing I wasn't going to have a late one or drink too much; I managed to stagger in around 5am - much to the disapproval of the cats!! Thanks again - take care.

Kaya at 14:50:59 Monday June 19 2000
Allo Maates, What a darned fine party that was! Except for 'got any house' Tony monopolising the decks, something I didn't realise till very late on (apologies to Steve Bennet, Gareth Donovan & Spud who all turned up with records but didn't get to play). Next time we hire a system so that no one can play the brattish game of 'it's my football and I'm going home'. It was good to see everyone and we'll get a Midsummer Party Pictures page up very soon...

Top Legal Bloke in a secret location near Tracey Island. at 12:15:54 Monday June 19 2000
Alllo partyplaymaaates! Yes indeed a top time was 'ad by all but I would advise against direct reference to the goin's on in the upstairs bedroom!

Niki in my house at 12:2:38 Monday June 19 2000
'allo maates. Hope you're all recovering nicely. The last thing I remember, it was about 11.30 in the morning and Mickey was demonstrating how sticky the kitchen floor was!! I finally got rid of my last "guest" at about 6a.m. this morning. Anyway, 20 black bags and a load of mopping and the place is almost back to normal - the only major casualty was the toilet door handle! You all did very well - I only found 5 full bottles of beer in the whole place!!! Frostie would have stayed for another half hour if he'd known!

Craig wis in g we can do it all again soon. at 9:30:28 Monday June 19 2000
Nik, What a brilliant time we all had. You certainally know how to throw a party.If it wasn't for the pictures I wouldn't be able to remember very much at all.

Doris rest in g after a MEGA do! at 22:19:20 Sunday June 18 2000
What a brill party (I think!!) What a bunch of people (good I think!) What a hangover (Bad I know!!) Getting ready for my little trip to Ashridge but I've just found out there's a big dinner on Tueday Night and I can't get out of it! But the footie's on! I think a tempoary sudden illness is in order.....

Beck at 23:7:32 Saturday June 17 2000
i've never been so relieved after England's performance tonite. I just didn't enjoy it, I was huffing and puffing for most of the game and couldn't even bring myself to celebrate at the end - just a big sigh was all I could manage. If we play like that against Romania on Tuesday we get completely f*@^$*#. We looked like a Sunday league under 11s team,panicking, bunching and ball watching...What does everyone else think?

Niki, Kaya and Craig in Limehouse at 16:27:30 Saturday June 17 2000
Cor this typing lark is a bit hard. Midsummer Partee in full effect. Come on ENGERLAAND!!! See you all later.....

Tommy in Still @ home in the Bedfordshire countryside at 14:8:1 Saturday June 17 2000
PS> Have a good party tonite Kaya & Niki. Should have a recover period of about 'til Wednesday!!!!

Tommy Wilkinson in At home at 13:12:2 Saturday June 17 2000
Hi every one!! Thanx Niki for the photo's of "That's It!" all dayer at Hemel last bank holiday and thanx to everyone for being there!! What a day and heres to the next one!! We are looking at going back to Hemel and another venue in Slough Thanx again to all the jocks who made the day, including Nicky Holloway who's memory just made it to be able to remember those great tunes!! Thanx again TOMMY :- )

Kaya - isl in gton, playing with my c at 12:15:24 Saturday June 17 2000
Knackered after toiling in the hot sun all day yesterday, but Niki & I have done an excellent job in constructing a Fairy Grotto. Hope to see y'all later in the Olde Easte Ende...

Craig air in g his legs at work at 8:52:44 Saturday June 17 2000
mornin' all, what a lovely day for a party! I hope your all rested and ready to party.I'm sure this time tomorrow we'll be well wankered.

Bev in sorry I won't be there at 16:24:16 Friday June 16 2000
Have a great party - party maates!! Not sure if I can make it now, somethings come up (Tommy I hope!). See Ya All Soon! xx

Niki at 16:20:57 Friday June 16 2000
Garden is luuuvley!!! Honeysuckle and clematis all clipped and tied back. Just the Jasmine and Grape to do and string the fairy-lights round me pergola (oo-er). Bob's yer muvva's brother.....

Doris stroll in g in from the pub! at 14:36:8 Friday June 16 2000
Well thats the first time I've been called a lady in a long time! And yes, I did get THAT wet thanks Niki and Kaya!

craig in expliccably bored. at 13:0:28 Friday June 16 2000
Oi Nik, Lovely piccies of us all.I'll sort out mine soon to add to the family album.no luck with ya Hippy Glasses i'm afraid. Oi Doris, I don't remember you getting THAT WET.

Top Legal Bloke in cognito at 12:26:3 Friday June 16 2000
I'm a fuckin spy, Leegle Bood! Doh! use my hotmail address if you have to!! This message will not self-destruct, ever...

Legal Bod in On an autogyro over the med heading for the party to sort out Top Legal Bloke at 12:15:22 Friday June 16 2000
Oi, don't know who Top legal Bloke thinks he is but even his e-mail doesn't work! mine does, try it!

Kaya at 12:4:48 Friday June 16 2000
I think I did. Did I tell you that Derv is working at Sainsbury's Nik? Anyone who wants the full gossip just ply me with snakebit tomorrow & I'll spill the beans... BTW, Craig, look at the Shirl thingy, I've added something!

Legal Bod in a small secret island just off the coast of Cyprus at 12:2:50 Friday June 16 2000
Stop taking both goldfinger & Shirleys name in vain, or else Scaramanger will be round

CRAIG at 11:21:27 Friday June 16 2000
I wish i was going to Cyprus.Still, just think,absence makes the heart grow fonder! Oi Nik we ain't going up Town now, but i'll have a look locally for your glasses and report back asap.

Kaya at 11:4:42 Friday June 16 2000
Niki, Craig can't escape from his masters during that fortnight, unfortunately.... ....and Craig, I haven't got time to trim Doris' bush, but I'll give it a rake over if you like...

CRAIG in big trouble for smoking in the office at 10:34:26 Friday June 16 2000
Oi Doris, when kaya's finished at Niki's shall i send him over to trim your bush.

Nik at 10:26:7 Friday June 16 2000
Kaya, cya then, then! Dale, my shiner's looking particularly lovely this morning - any news on hippy sunglasses yet?? Doris, and the Grotto needs fairying...

Doris hav in g lots of fun in work! at 10:22:54 Friday June 16 2000
Paul - I may well be up for that, I'll check and let you know if they let us out!!! And Shirl, usually I wouldn't say anything, but it was your gold and diamond lighter you left! And if there is no lawn to mow, I'm sure that the patio needs a good rubbing!

Kaya - filling in a passport application... at 10:21:57 Friday June 16 2000
Ditto: Aud, What? Nik, I'll be over about midday. And by the way...I'm going to Cyprus on 28th July!

craig giv in g his uphill gardener his orders at 9:23:24 Friday June 16 2000
Oi kaya, don't sit there surfing get over to Niki's and start weeding and we want the lawn mowed with stripes please.

Shirley Bassey recover in g from a very glamourous and emotional performance at 9:19:8 Friday June 16 2000
wasn't I fantastic? Oi Doris,never mind the fags's and lighter,what you done with me gear? see you all tomorrow night.can't wait.

Paul about 10 m in utes from Ashridge at 21:52:25 Thursday June 15 2000
Doris, Ashridge is up this way, about 10 minutes the other side of Hemel. Fancy a beer next week?

Doris watch in g a boring footie match! at 21:10:10 Thursday June 15 2000
I had to "attend" an afternoon meeting which meant I couldn't surf until now! And next week I'm off to Ashridge (whereever that is!) for a "Management Developement Course" so I'll only be able to log in at night! Whatever will I do?!? And guys, don't forget to tell Shril that she left her fags and lighter last time she dropped in for tea! TTFN!

Kaya at 13:55:39 Thursday June 15 2000
Oi Niki, Did Craig tell you that Jayar's mum has discovered another kitten? Little Maate has a sibling! Are you interested? P.S.Do you think that we should archive this page & start afresh? Let me know your thoughts....

Shirley Bassey smok in a joint and 'aving agood scratch before the show at 13:37:31 Thursday June 15 2000
Craig's just rang to say he's on his way home,kaya. see you both later. xxxxxx shirl'

craig gett in g a steak out the freezer for niki's eye at 13:31:19 Thursday June 15 2000
Oi Nik, We're delivering a car down to the west End tomorrow,shall I 'ave a look down Carnaby Street for some sun glasses? If not it's gonna have to be loads of face paint.

Shirley Bassey rehers in g at Hampton Court Palace at 13:22:50 Thursday June 15 2000
1 2 3 kick 456 spinn twirl shake 4 5 6 7 8 pilse pulse spin twirl shake. Oh I forgot to mention,it's Black tie.

Craig try in g on kaya's new sunglasses and thinking how handsome he his at 13:5:57 Thursday June 15 2000
Kaya-just wear these darlin' you'll look fab.I hope you've ordered your bouquet of flowers to present to Shirley.

Niki disguis in g my shiner before I go to a meeting at 12:48:32 Thursday June 15 2000
S.O.S. I need some hippy rose tinted specs for the party - you know little heart shaped ones. If anyone had a pair laying about in their "fashion mistakes" drawer - bring them to the party please.....

Kaya - In my walk - in wardrobe at 12:15:55 Thursday June 15 2000
Craig & I are going to see Shirley Bassey at an open air concert @ Hampton Court Palace tonight!! Whatever shall I wear??

craig in terviewing his first applicant at 11:20:49 Thursday June 15 2000
In response to your completed application form. 1. the pay is shit. 2. I'm ready when you are. 3. yes,a nice floral pinnafore. 4. no you can't have Saturday off. Still fancy it?

Craig wash in g cars himself. at 10:46:37 Thursday June 15 2000
What???????? Well that was interesting wasn't it? Anyway, get your shorts and T's ready for the party,I've just heard on the radio we're expecting record temeratures for this weekend.I told you we needed a paddling pool! Sorry to use the Forum as employment agency,but I'm in desperate need of some staff here,if you know anyone with half a brain and a cleanish Driving Licence,who's looking for a job mail me. xxxxxx to all.

Night Lurk - skulk in g abaa at 1:22:11 Thursday June 15 2000
I should be pleased to attend your celebrations secure in the knowledge that my identity is as private as Bruce Wayne's. Hold on, everyone know's he's Batman. Shit! I'll get back to you...it's because it's late...the longest time of the day between medications...the sisters think I'm asleep but David, my pet piece of paper got the key and let me out...should be fun...

Doris hav in g a go then!! at 21:43:30 Wednesday June 14 2000
All right then - I went to Alton Towers and I got a black eye: soaking wet: a t-shirt with pants on; photo's to prove it; smelling of rancid pond water; sore arse; dirty knees; a KFC Twister and ..........a friction burns (from the rides!!!!) If there's anyone out there, fancy a chat abou 2200? And that is not me in the pictures! Honest!

Kaya at 20:34:15 Wednesday June 14 2000
We went to Alton Towers yesterday...and here are the pics to prove it! I'm afraid that someone else will have to provide the black eye, wetness, pants shirt, rancid pond water, arse and twister...

Doris at 17:8:34 Wednesday June 14 2000
Sorry - I'm not sure that I can continue this or if I can continue this game! I give up! Yeah, lets cat-nap the innocents! Go Dale - I'll drive the get away car!

Craig wis in n' he was chillin' with kaya and Niki at 16:52:59 Wednesday June 14 2000
I get it now! I went to Alton Towers and I got a black eye,soaking wet,a t-shirt with pants on,photo's to prove it,smell of rancid pond water,sore arse,dirty knees and a kentucky twister.

Kaya-chill in ' with Niki at 16:1:19 Wednesday June 14 2000
I went to Alton Towers and I got a black eye, soaking wet, a t-shirt with pants on, photo's to prove it, smell of rancid pond water, a bruised bum and a blow job. Bloody good day out I'd say. Thanks to the cast!

Craig wish in g he was still 'aving a ride on swan lake at 15:55:27 Wednesday June 14 2000
Your quite right Doris, those Cat's love Nik even more than we all do.Who's up for a bit of cat rustling in few weeks time? we'll rescue 'em.

Doris try in g to get motivated to do some work! at 15:30:53 Wednesday June 14 2000
I went to Alton Towers and I got a black eye; soaking wet: a t-shirt with pants on: photo's to prove it: smell of rancid pond water; and a bruised bum!! And it had nothing to do with the Hex!!!! Niki, don't worry, the cats will always love you! And they'll probably rip Carls place to pieces, piss on the carpet and generally make his life a living hell !!!

Doris try in g to get motivated to do some work! at 15:30:49 Wednesday June 14 2000
I went to Alton Towers and I got a black eye; soaking wet: a t-shirt with pants on: photo's to prove it: smell of rancid pond water; and a bruised bum!! And it had nothing to do with the Hex!!!! Niki, don't worry, the cats will always love you! And they'll probably rip Carls place to pieces, piss on the carpet and generally make his life a living hell !!!

Craig & KayaTry in ng to stop Niki crying at 13:45:28 Wednesday June 14 2000
well Nik we dont want Pussy boys who act like silly Pussy children the party do we? WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Niki cry in g about my c at 13:16:24 Wednesday June 14 2000
Trauma time. Carl's just informed me that he's going to take the cats this Saturday. He doesn't want them here for the party, he says. That's nice innit?? Sob.

Niki at 11:43:49 Wednesday June 14 2000
Again in English.... From Richie "I've found a system for your party which belongs Tony Matthews. He's willing to let you use it as long as he has a spot.Richie."

Niki at 11:42:11 Wednesday June 14 2000
Who's Tony Matthews? Richiecox says he has a system for your party which he's willing to let us use it "as long as he has a spot."

Cem at 11:39:39 Wednesday June 14 2000
I went to Alton Towers and I got: A black eye; suunburn; soaking wet; a T-Shirt with pants on it; some photos to prove it; and I smell of rancid crusty pond water!

Craig sort in g out the mess left by my staff. at 11:37:12 Wednesday June 14 2000
Oi Kaya, You also got something else during the Hext ride didn't you Darlin'.

Kaya at 11:29:0 Wednesday June 14 2000
I went to Alton Towers and I got: A black eye; sunburn; soaking wet; a T-shirt with pants; and some photo's to prove it!

Craig try in g to get back into the swing of it all at 10:28:51 Wednesday June 14 2000
Well, we did 'em all and have the photo's,bruises,acute nausea and even T-shirts to prove it.Thanks everyone for a really brilliant day,let's all do it again soon. Oi Doris,has your Corset dried out yet? my gusset's still damp.

ian in a better state than earlier at 0:52:14 Wednesday June 14 2000
Well I feel a lot better now! and here's a thought Beck, if england win their next 5 games, they are the winners

Beck ask in g - at 19:12:46 Tuesday June 13 2000
What on earth happened to England. I'm gutted. On the bright side, if we beat Germany (or draw) on Saturday, we've still got a chance! (Never really liked K. Keegan much anyway)

Bev in at work with another hour to go! at 16:29:46 Tuesday June 13 2000
I'm here! My thoughts exactly Ian, 'ello maate!! Looking back to the "Thats It" alldayer at Hemel - I have a disposable camera (Audi variety) which was lost. Is anyone going to own up to losing it before I get the photos developed and have a good laugh! Speak soon then, bye bye!!

Ian in a state still, after last nights footie and free beer at 14:30:16 Tuesday June 13 2000
So is the whole world at Alton Towers? or is anybody else out there?

Craig & Kaya - sleepwalk in g at 5:18:29 Tuesday June 13 2000
Oi you 'Orrible Lot, look at the time,here we are up 'alf an hour before we got to bed just soo's you don't have to hitchhike to Alton Towers. we'll see y'all in an hour or so...RARING TO GO! The phone calls begin in about 15 minutes....

Doris th in king how s@#t England are! at 23:40:28 Monday June 12 2000
Just a quick check - was everyone watching that match? We bloody gave up! Oh well, Alton Towers here we come!

Doris watch in g the footie and on the net! at 20:4:0 Monday June 12 2000
In the looks stakes the Portugese are much better looking but it's TWO NIL TO THE to the In-ger-lish!!! Come on LADS!!!!!!! Do we want food for tomorrow or are you pulling a fast one! If not then pop into the chat room and tell me!!

Craig still work in g) at 18:15:56 Monday June 12 2000
Kaya- the way things are going here you might 'ave to pick me up here tomorrow morning.I hope everyone else is more organised than me right now.Don't forget those early morning calls.Doris-'ave you done the egg sandwiches yet??? Cem-fancy a fry-up on the way?don't eat before you leave it's more fun throwing up big un-digested lumps.

Paul going train in g at 17:22:18 Monday June 12 2000
Doris,I didn't see you at Chingford last night;at least I didn't recognise you if you were there. I left early(about 9:45) Sorry if I appeared rude but I felt a bit rough. Not enough to drink as I drove there. Have a blast at Alton Towers tomorrow, everybody!

Ali at 14:7:27 Monday June 12 2000
Hi everyone. Sounds like you had a good weekend. Shame you couldn't make it to Chingford - t'was another good one! Hi Doris - thanks for the lift home last night - via the Chinky - hope it was as good for you as it was me and Gilly! Have a good time tomorrow and take loads of piccies of you lot pretending to enjoy what is really scaring the s**t out of you!!!

Doris plann in g what to wear for Alton Towers at 14:5:57 Monday June 12 2000
I presumed that lunches were only of a liquid variety given that anything more solid may be ejaculated from one's throat in a violent manner on some of the attractions! For those driving I recommend water or orange juice and snakebite for those not driving(for maximum coverage when chucking up without leaving a very bad after taste!)

craig eat in g a sausage sandwich. at 11:43:18 Monday June 12 2000
Hi Beck, Good luck with the interview.Are you coming on Saturday? Oi Doris, Have you started the packed lunches for tomorrow yet?

Beck in Waiting for the outcome of yet another Interview at 11:29:52 Monday June 12 2000
Craig - thanx for tip about online shopping - tell me more about Jayar in the aisles. Did he get his peaches felt? Hope you & Kaya have a blindin' time at Alton Towers - I know you always did like those rides from times past.

Doris at 11:24:10 Monday June 12 2000
Around 11pm or so! I had the pleasure of Jill and Ali on the way home which made it a very good night! Even if certain people were bending my ear aboy playing compliations and bootlegs!!!!!!!!!!PS To not lurk in g - WE WILL!

Kaya - Crap at maths and spell in g at 10:16:33 Monday June 12 2000
What time did the Chingford doo go on till, Doris? We nearly came down, but it was nearly 10.00 by the time we finished us tea... in 19 hours and 45 minutes we're leaving for up North!!

Peter in Fatsville!! at 22:53:7 Sunday June 11 2000
Hi All. Just writing in to say that Craig has cooked a fabulous meal this evening and everyone in the flat is now stuffed as fuck!!!! Ciao all.

lou swords in babysiiting my own at 19:59:26 Sunday June 11 2000
Hi everyone......... long long time no see.... just looking after nightmare knowlesy this weekend! hope you had more soulfull weekends than we did!!!!!!!!

Doris popp in g in at 19:14:30 Sunday June 11 2000
Hello MAAATES, just off to Chingford for the little do! Popped in to check if tehre was any goss, but as not I'm off to lovely Chingford!

nightmare knowles in sipping wine waiting for a nice young man to turn up to watch the footie at 19:1:59 Sunday June 11 2000
yes i was there (in body anyway). ive seen the pics of caister, looooovelly!!!i'm quite glad u don't have pics at yarmouth as i woke up on a seat at about 5.30am with a serious headache. u then kindley practiced your reiki on me (or thats what u said it was oooeeer!!!)

kaya - starv in g and smelling cooking flesh at 18:29:59 Sunday June 11 2000
Oi, Nightmare, has Niki sent you the pics of you & yer mate from Caister? I can't find any of you from the Yarmouth doo. You were there weren't you?

Craig stuff in g achicken in Kaya's Kitchen) at 17:55:25 Sunday June 11 2000
Well dinners on,we're in bit of a dilema amd need help!Now shall we eat the bird then head on down to Chingford or try and get a ride on the London Eye?

Kaya in Islington - Hub of the Universe at 17:1:25 Sunday June 11 2000
Knowlesey, I have some top pictures of you from the Yarmouth weekender, have you seen them yet? If not, let me know and I'll send you some...

nightmare knowles in drnking pimms at 15:42:48 Sunday June 11 2000
hows everyone doing. niki thanks for the pics if i haven't already mentioned, (loosing my memory) any good goss?

Craig Slumm in g it down Sainsburys9I'm stuffing a Chicken for the first time today) at 15:23:21 Sunday June 11 2000
Hi Beck, Personally I'm more of your M&S type of person,but I've heard Tesco/Sainsburys are getting everyones orders wrong so If I were you I'd do it meself.Besides you never know who'll you'll meet crusin' the aisles(ask jayar)

Kaya at 15:14:29 Sunday June 11 2000
Beck, I was press ganged and forced to Reggie Reggie's against my will!! Paul, have a great time @ the Alldayer. Hope to see y'all next weekend for the religious rite/festival/celebration...

Paul gett in g ready to go to Chingford at 14:10:48 Sunday June 11 2000
A bit quiet today isn't it? I'd better leave soon as it will take ages to get there-I've just found it on the map. If any of you are going I'll see you later.

Beck ask in g lots of questions at 12:22:35 Sunday June 11 2000
Has anyone used Tescodirect to order their shopping? If so, what experiences have you had? Did you get your groceries a week late or was anything missing? I would be very interested to know. Cheers, tarraa and thanksalot.

Beck at 12:10:44 Sunday June 11 2000
Craig, how'd it go last night and did Kaya finally give in and go out too? How is little Mate? - Is he being good? I gave Rodney (the guinea pig) a bath yesterday - he was in seventh heaven, squeaking contentedly and all soft eyed - so sweet! TTFN.

Paul run in g a bath at 22:24:17 Saturday June 10 2000
It looks like I'll be travelling down to Chingford as Billy No Mates tomorrow as it looks like the Herts/Beds crowd are shuffling due to short notice etc. Now where's that underground map?

Kaya at 20:40:57 Saturday June 10 2000
Hello Doris and Ian. I'm bored, someone tell me a joke. Tim(??) or Ian, tell Brownie that all of the DJ's got it in the neck. I'll have a word with the reviewer and get Gary Dennis's and Frostie's profiles up soon.

Tim(??) or Ian in surrey about to go to Bogner for "jims soul disco" at 19:36:34 Saturday June 10 2000
Hi folks, Afew missing ?? for you from the Hemel section hh22 DJ Nicky Holloway hh54 Grver hh8 Richard "Russ Winstanley" hh19 +hh30 Me. By the way Brownie says: WhyMe?

Doris gett in g ready for the footie! at 19:26:51 Saturday June 10 2000
I also spoke to Frostie and he mentioned tomorrow @ Chingford! Anyone up for a little bit of a do? Sounds like it will be a laugh - especially if the weather holds!

Paul not fly in g today-maybe tomorrow at 17:8:14 Saturday June 10 2000
Frostie sent me a text message re Richie C's & Ten Pints' birthday bash tomorrow at Pookas (was Maxwells)in Chingford. 4'til late with Frostie, Andy Unique + guests. I fancy some of that. Have a good one at Sh@ft & maybe see you tomorrow.

Craig in Disgrace. at 13:48:34 Saturday June 10 2000
Hi Nik, Sounds good to me.I'm off home now to sort out me shimmy and slap on some tan.I reckon about 5 hours sleep will recharge me batterys and i'll be raring to go.speak later. xxxx

Niki at 12:56:6 Saturday June 10 2000
Craig, I'm definitely up for Shaft tonite! There's a DJ over from Atlanta for Soul 24-7 - his name is Jamal. I met him the other day, he's cool. Anyway, I've been given the job of showing him Saturday night soul in London. We're on a mission mate!! He's on the radio til 10 and then we're ready to roll. Where shall we meet you? Let me know.....

Craig wonder in g why tim's home alone on a friday night at 2:41:6 Saturday June 10 2000
Oi Tim, You don't say much mate.Come on speak up i'm sure we'll all love you.

Craig danc in with Helen(the girl who introduced me to my first Cinzano & lemon juice) at 2:26:51 Saturday June 10 2000
Not really, he's actually got a very good voice(when he's sober) Night night folks,work in the morning.

Doris be in g a dutiful daughter! at 0:23:32 Saturday June 10 2000
Can't wait for next weekend! I shall arrange coke and lemonade and other mixers (you naughtie boy!) if needed! Is the boat do fancy dress then - that would be very Caravan 28! If you go to Sh@ft have a good one! I'm off for dinner with Mater and Pater!

Doris at 0:19:7 Saturday June 10 2000
Evening all! My under got very felt today! and my blinds got hung! Good lark with lots of workmen hanging around today!

Doris gett in g her daily fix of the site! at 0:14:9 Saturday June 10 2000
Evening Maates!! So is Frosties boat fancy dress - I hope so as I have some good ideas of what I could wear! Niki, had a thought - if you've come down off of you LDH cloud 9 yet - shall I get some mixers, Coke etc? Lord, that sounds organised! Let me know.....Love all!!PS now have crpets, a clean oven (man cleaned it!) and blinds on my windows! Almost like a home now!

craig again putt in ing on his Marigolds at 19:24:55 Friday June 9 2000
I'm going in there now,if anyones about come in.I'm doing me housework but i'll keep an eye on the door.

Craig plan in g revenge at 19:22:16 Friday June 9 2000
Hi Nik, I forgot to say,yesterday when you were in the chat room it wasn't me you were talking to at first.I left my desk to do something when i came back Steve went in as me!how does the password option work when you sign in?

Craigplat in um card holder at 19:11:33 Friday June 9 2000
Hi knowlesy, Glad you liked the pic's.The one's i took of you and yer mate (Annie Walker) behind your bar at Caister we're too dark,shame 'cause they would have been really funny.Anyway have a great weekend, hopefully see you on the Frostie Boat if not before.

knowlesy in drinking beer at 19:0:39 Friday June 9 2000
hello boys and girls. debs and lou at swordie hq preparing for a chilling weekend. hi niki thanks for the e-mail. lovely pics!!!!

Ali in Swinging from the ceiling at 14:46:6 Friday June 9 2000
I'm not lurking anymore! Who's been telling tales about dressing up? It's supposed to be a surprise and for Captain Frostie's boat, not the Summer Soulstice Bash. Legs has got hers crossed! Weekend wishes to all. Al xxx

Kaya at 14:28:39 Friday June 9 2000
I have a nice little video of a willy singing along to a Byron Stingily track, would anyone like a copy? It's 1.5Mb, though...I wouldn't know how to begin to stream it, we'd have to ask Niki if you want it on the site, if it's possib;e...

Craig soak in g wet for the 3 rd time today at 14:20:14 Friday June 9 2000
The way the weathers looking i think we should consider Fir coats and Wellingtons.

Beck laugh in my head off at all your funny comments. at 14:16:40 Friday June 9 2000
Nik is sooooo lucky to meet that gorgeous L-David Hall blokey i keep wonderin though whether he was the parent or the teenager in the song "Can you fill me in" - that song keeps goin' round my head now as well as the Barry White song that accompanies the Caister weekend - i just love it. Craig, has Kaya seen the singing willy yet - would he be prepared to do summing like that with a 'suitable' record played over it? Am I bein' a bit of a tart here?

Kaya at 12:49:5 Friday June 9 2000
I reckon that it might be a good idea, especially as The Bard hardly ever specified what his characters wore! So it's lots of green facepaint and a magic wand for us, is it?

Niki at 12:25:45 Friday June 9 2000
Jilly Legs has informed me that she's getting her outfit sorted for the party. What are we gonna wear. Kaya, is it Oberon and Titania then?

Craig look in g at the Yarmouth pictures and laughing at 11:58:16 Friday June 9 2000
Sounds like you had a brill time last night.I hope you didn't embarass Lynded by throwing your knickers on the stage.I'm going to throw my calvin's at Shirley Bassey on Thursday.

Craig Try in g to make ends meet . at 11:51:43 Friday June 9 2000
No Beck, Jayar's still hogging my lap top and adding lot's of old crap to slow it down.(you should see the picture on the desktop.)How did the interview go yesterday? Well everyone don't forget we're off to Alton Towers on Tuesday,if any of you fancy it let us know real soon!

Niki at 11:41:59 Friday June 9 2000
Morning. Lynden's lovely as ever. I only spoke to him briefly at the party and didn't get a chance to take any photos. Steve Bennett was going to invite him to the party, but he was swamped with record company types and people wanting to tell him they loved him. Only souvenirs I got were some fuzzy photos of LDH on stage (taken from upstairs at the Forum, at the back) and a Metropolis music guest pass. Still made me a happy bunny. Evening most notable for being my first "date" with Steve Bennett - the geezer is a nutter! Have fun in Cleethorpes, Steve.

Kaya at 11:30:39 Friday June 9 2000
Mornin' all. Oi, Niki, how's Lynden David Hall? How was the backstage party? Got any good pics? Tell me, Beck, what IS he up to?

Beck in thoughtful mode at 10:27:30 Friday June 9 2000
On second thoughts...... you dont need to answer that one........mmmmmm By the way does Jayar have a laptop now?

Beck at 10:24:48 Friday June 9 2000
i'm puzzled Craig - how are you trying to get pregnant? Don't you need a nice friendly surrogate for that? Does Kaya know what you're up to!!

Craig try in g to get pregnant again! at 10:15:59 Friday June 9 200
Hi All, Yea Beck I'll get some pictures of Little Mate on here real soon.We've taken some already but i haven't had time to download 'em off the camera yet.Arianne said your neighbours Tabby Cat was pregnant? I'm sure little mate would love a little brother to boss around,so keep us informed.

Beck in Cognito at 23:53:59 Thursday June 8 2000
I'm soooo jealous of Kaya 'cos he's got a new kitten. I remember all those cute things kittens do like running up your net curtains, pouncing on your head while you are innocently sitting watching telly etc.....ahh brings back so many wonderful memories. Can you post a piccie of little Mate? Tarrraa!

Doris f in ished in the Chat Room! at 23:46:1 Thursday June 8 2000
For anyone attending the Alton Towers do the Met Office has identfied the weather for Monday (latest availible) as overcast, no rain expected and a high of 64 degrees! Thats all from your weather girl, nightie night All Maates!

Doris feel in g lonely as there's no one in the Chat room at 22:30:10 Thursday June 8 2000
I go to all the trouble of joining a BT scheme to give me free internet access for £10 per month - and there's no one in the chat room whenever I visit! I'm off to play with my records and I'll check in at 2300 hours!

Doris before popp in g into the chat room! at 22:10:39 Thursday June 8 2000
Evening MAATES! I see Niki managed to name drop again! Yes I was a little tired after last night - we had a few drinks and Dave snored ALL night! Kept me awake ;.)!!!

Craig&Kayawait in g impatiently at 20:56:4 Thursday June 8 2000
Waiting for our Takeaway,These delivery bod's are so bloody slow.It would have been quicker to drive up to Pauls for dinner. Have a nice time Nik.

Niki at 19:58:58 Thursday June 8 2000
I'm off to the Forum for Lynden David Hall show and party. I'll report back any showbiz goss..... and take some pics for the site if I can! Have a nice evening all - I'm sure I will.

Paul think in g about cooking dinner at 18:9:9 Thursday June 8 2000
Happy birthday, Bev. Looking forward to Alton Towers everyone? Hope the weather is better and the queues smaller....

Craig in the chat room if you want me until 17.10 hrs at 17:1:34 Thursday June 8 2000
Well it's 5pm time for the Chat Room.I hope I'm not alone in there again,I get scared. Hello Little Mate,daddy will be home soon to give you a big kiss. xxxx

Niki at 15:51:43 Thursday June 8 2000
Afternoon peeps! Hiya Bev, Happy Birthday! Have one for us won't you? Wotcha Clare, what were you supposed to be "ill" with? Are you and the Dage dorises going to Shaft on Saturday? Afternoon Kaya and Craig, I've got another three sets of fairy lights - one of them has got 80 twinkle lights!! The grotto's gonna be fab. Richie C's providing the sound system - we're all set and raring to go. Where's Doris today? Is she worn out after Dave's birthday yesterday? And why are so many people having birthdays this week?

Little Mate - sleep in g in a shaft pf sunlight...purrrrrrrr...I am such a happy c at 15:35:56 Thursday June 8 2000
Miaow, mew mew, mooooowwww, miieeeewwwwwooow

Kaya at 15:32:11 Thursday June 8 2000
Yeah, the weather is gonna be about 86 degrees until about october, so we're alright... I thought that you always had a red nose, Clare.

Clare in work at 15:26:14 Thursday June 8 2000
Talking of sickies - I done one yesterday, but I went sunbathing, so I think my red nose and face is a bit of a giveaway!

craig in experienced . at 15:11:5 Thursday June 8 2000
Just think,this time next week everybody will be able to view our alton towers pictures! Kaya-have you checked the weather report for Tuesday?? if not,why not? I would do it myself but i'm far too busy.

Bev in struggling in the office on my birthday at 14:46:3 Thursday June 8 2000
Why don't snakebites taste the same anywhere else - its so true - oops! don't know what I'm talking about, had a few at lunchtime! xx P.S. Just had a superb bunch of flowers delivered at work from Tommy. He must love me really!!

Craig sniff in g Tipp-Ex(well there's nothing else available) at 13:42:50 Thursday June 8 2000
Can't make lunch darlin',maybe afternoon tea? Doris-Kaya and i had acouple of Snakebites last night.They were pretty good, but they just don't taste the same as the Caister variety. Are we all going into the Chat Room this afternoon?I'm free!

Doris dy in g for a snakebite! at 13:8:17 Thursday June 8 2000
I think they should introduce shopping leave - similar to sick leave - for when you're pissed off! Happy Birthday Bev!!!

CraigCount in g the hours till home time at 11:53:11 Thursday June 8 2000
Kaya- I'm sooooo bored, I might come over ,you can make me Lunch.I might even chuck a sickie,we could go shopping!!!!!!

Craig Sipp in g a large coffee and reading the paper at 10:42:39 Thursday June 8 2000
Good luck Beck,find out if there's any vacancies for me(I'll probably get sacked once this phone bill arrives.) Happy Birthday Bev.

Kaya - Congratulat in g Bev on her Brirthday at 10:0:42 Thursday June 8 2000
Happy Birthday Betty Davis, Ooops, I mean Bev! Have a fantastic time & we'll re-celebrate with you next weekend.

Bev in Birthday Mode but trying to forget how old I am! at 9:42:40 Thursday June 8 2000
Oh No!! Not another one!! "Happy Birthday to me ... Happy Birthday to me .......

Beck in STAYING IN, WASHING MY HAIR TONITE at 22:29:11 Wednesday June 7 2000
Hey Craig, yeah beaut - i'd love to make it for the summer soulstice sesh, might just change my ways and enjoy the musak. After all, suffering is good for the soul:) - you know i'm only pulling your leg - who knows i might find my soul mate? Is it alright to be cheesy at the Do? Bless. Rebecca

Niki at 17:43:16 Wednesday June 7 2000
Everyone I've spoken to so far is coming to the doo. Doris, just come over early that Saturday afternoon - we'll have a barbie and watch the England game then prepare the Grotto and the Snakebite.......

Craig(again) in flating my his bands at 16:59:42 Wednesday June 7 2000
Oi Nik, If you like you can borrow my Paddling Pool for the party.I'm sure Doris would have a dip with me.(I promise not to wee in it.

Craig Bunk in g off workwith a fake illness at 16:53:21 Wednesday June 7 2000
Rebecca or Beck is my sister inlaw.Lovely girl but she has a very short memory,I can remember riding round in the back of my brothers car listening to them singing along to soul tunes,or am I mistaken? it could have been her best mate, HEHEEEEE

Kaya in demand at 15:32:28 Wednesday June 7 2000
Beck, Whoever you are darlin' stop trying to re-live your youth. Let the 'young folk' get on with their 'arse music, we'll keep the stuff with lyrics, tunes, etc (that includes Garage but hardly ever includes house). Thanks for dropping by and come back soon. How do you know Craig? Do you know any juicy stories?

Beck in Corfe Mullerlite at 15:27:25 Wednesday June 7 2000
Craig, i didn't know soul was back "in" - i couldn't stand itthen and I can't now but......whatever turns you on. Maybei'm getting old cos like all the 40 year olds, i love house and garage! Bless ya. Love, Rebecca

Doris sitt in g at work! at 15:13:30 Wednesday June 7 2000
Afternoon all!!! And hello all LURKERS!!! Niki, is there anything I can help with for the Mid-Summer do? Let me know! And I think the boat do sounds a great idea....but we all know Frostie's organisational skills! I'm up for that! Roll on Alton Towers!!!!!?!!!? PS Must stop using exclamation marks!!!!!

Craig Count in g his pennies at 14:25:4 Wednesday June 7 2000
We might darlin'.That's if we can get you a passport.I don't think they accept Caister passes at Palma airport.

Niki at 10:19:35 Wednesday June 7 2000
You can find out who the lurkers are by accessing the public stats for soulboys.co.uk at http://s2.TheCounter.com/counter/1083448.vmain. Looks like we've had 5 visits from Forensparbanken this morning!!

Niki at 10:10:50 Wednesday June 7 2000
Cheers Craig, I have already searched The Tate's website for Grimshaw - I'll keep looking. Paul, you're using AOL aren't you? Their "browser" is a law unto itself.

Craig giv in g up trying to organise anything anymore at 1:40:54 Wednesday June 7 2000
I must quickly add that "Adult Fairy Things" are not what you're thinking they are.Niki knows what I mean don't you Darlin'.

Craig in such a bad mood I'm unable to sleep. at 1:30:44 Wednesday June 7 2000
Hi Nik, I've checked with Jayar,apparently the artist is called"Arthur Grimshaw"(I think he may have been from op north)anyway he's famous for those kind of adult fairy things. Night night all,sweet dreams.

Paul y a w n in g at 23:34:34 Tuesday June 6 2000
Those last three entries before mine were definitely lurking somewhere! I logged in twice(lurked?)during that time & they weren't there then. Ah well, best I get to bed then.

Niki at 22:35:4 Tuesday June 6 2000
Paul, if you have Photoshop (or Paint will do, even) resize the image to 400 pixels wide and save it as a jpeg - that should do the trick.

Paul at 22:22:13 Tuesday June 6 2000
Niki, I've managed to scan the photo but it's still too big to send.(40 min. upload time) I'm crap at computers, me. I'll keep fiddling with it until it's sendable.

Nik at 21:46:17 Tuesday June 6 2000
There have been 106 hits on the home page today - it can't just be us, can it? There be lurkers on here.... Paul, haven't received any photos yet. Dale, did you find out the name of the fairy painter?

Niki in my gaff on my own at 21:27:52 Tuesday June 6 2000
Wotcha Kaya maate. Hope you enjoyed the 24-7 studio experience! I went out for dinner with Mum, so missed you when you got back. Wanna meet in the Chat Room later?

Kaya in Niki's Gaff, but without Niki and with Mark at 18:56:58 Tuesday June 6 2000
Allo Playmaaates! How about we meet in the chat room at 1.00pm tomorrow afternoon (Tuesday 7th June 2000 1300 hrs) see y'all there... ?

Craig in the process of falling asleep with boredom at 15:58:43 Tuesday June 6 2000
O.k get the message Doris.I forgot the rest of you only work part time.Let's make another time when everyones free.

Doris s in ging in the rain!!! at 15:38:15 Tuesday June 6 2000
popped in again and Dale had gone off to load trolley's for tomorrows dash!!! I can't make 5pm - going home then. But will pop in later!!

craig in desperate need of a chat at 15:10:56 Tuesday June 6 2000
There's no bugger there.Right, we need to test it don't we? So everybody log in between 5pm and 5.15 ok?

Craig in the Chat Room with my mate Doris at 15:6:29 Tuesday June 6 2000
Thanks for the chat room,i'm sure we're going to have hours of fun in there.In fact i'm going in right now.i hope i'm not on me own.

Doris go in g to the chat room! at 14:31:21 Tuesday June 6 2000
Afternoon MAATes and lurkers!! I hav lots of boxes etc but not much else!!! Oh, only drink!!! Can't wait for Mid-Summer do!!

Good Fairy Nik in the grotto at 13:45:10 Tuesday June 6 2000
Your wish is granted! Link to the new chat room above. Make sure you still leave messages on here though....

Craig in need of a fag. at 13:21:43 Tuesday June 6 2000
Good point Bev,what is happening this weekend ? are we resting before Alton Towers and the party like a bunch of old dodgers, or is it business as usual at Sh@ft?

craig in search of fairies at the bottom of my garden at 13:12:53 Tuesday June 6 2000
Oi Nik, I've been doing a bit of lurking myself, in the store room.You're awning is all sorted.Any news on the fairies yet?

Bev in about to go to lunch - yippee! at 13:12:1 Tuesday June 6 2000
Hi maates!!! Where and when is this Midsummer's Party? Am I invited? Please! Please! Good night in the Grays pub, Frostie turned up very late bless him! What's on this weekend?

Kaya at 11:46:16 Tuesday June 6 2000
What do you wanna upload, to where and what software are you trying to use? Paul, we mean those lurkers who re-visit repeatedly and have never signed in - Like our mate Wiggsy who has confessed to as much.

Paul in my house when I should be at work at 11:39:1 Tuesday June 6 2000
Hiya! It did go a bit quiet at the weekend didn't it? I must put my hands up to having a bit of a lurk on Sunday night. This was due to the fact I couldn't think of anything to say. Alton Towers was a wind-up, though. More later. I have a photo to upload. How do I do that?

kaya in appropriately dreaaes at 11:30:15 Tuesday June 6 2000
Even the lurkers would be invited if they made themselves known. DJ's to be confirmed include Froggy, Mark Webster and Gavin Page

Niki at 10:22:16 Tuesday June 6 2000
Hello! The Midsummer Party is ON - and you're all invited maates (except for silent lurkers that is!). Kaya's in charge of the fairy grotto, or was it the grotty fairy??Frostie's DJing, and he's sorting out the soundz (gawd help us). He will also appear at the opening of an envelope for half a lager....

Doris at 17:45:8 Monday June 5 2000
It also seems that thye have keyboards and are capable of communication! Please do join in - especially if you and male and handsome and availible......

kaya - not wear in g a h at 15:35:58 Monday June 5 2000
But let's not mention details, ok? We know that there are lurkers who visit the site and don't sign in at the Forum, so let's keep this 'strictly Caravan 28 & their friends and admirers'.

Doris in La-La Land (aka Ilford!) at 15:17:53 Monday June 5 2000
The mid-summer party sounds as good today as it did at 2am on Saturday morning!! A caravan 28 time can be had by all!!

Craig in with the man from del Monte at 14:36:46 Monday June 5 2000
No kaya,Mariel knows my party isn't until January. Nik darlin',I had a real shite weekend thanks for asking but I'm really looking forward to your party,(it's gotta be more fun than the lacey on saturday,from what I gather. In fact i'm going to start constructing a Pineapple Hedgehog for me and Doris right now.

Kaya at 14:9:33 Monday June 5 2000
I think that the girlies might have other plans for that date - the object of Mariel's desire is also having a party... I'll check and let you know...

Niki at 13:19:38 Monday June 5 2000
Afternoon peeps!! So we have lurkers on the site then?? Don't just sit there, say hello! Did we all have a groovy weekend then? I have a vague recollection of a "Caravan 28 Midsummer's Eve Party" - are we still up for it?

Craig in Having a bath in Kaya's kitchen sink. at 11:14:28 Monday June 5 2000
Mornin' all, I hope your week has begun better than mine. Anybody got any goosip from the weekend to cheer me up?

Kaya - wheeze in g like an astmatic c at 22:12:13 Sunday June 4 2000
Well, what a strange day yesterday was!! The wedding was good & so was the Lacy Lady. And I found out that Wiggsy has visited the site already, so I wonder who else has been...

Doris in a skip at 19:31:19 Sunday June 4 2000
I have visitors next week - so I have to play the dutiful daughter! Remember me when your all enjoying yourselves. Is But at least I won't be "stripping"!!!

Doris at 21:36:50 Saturday June 3 2000
I can't believe no one has logged on since lunchtime! And Dale wasn't the only one working hard -I've been stripping wallpaper and paint all day! Cheers for a brilliant night @ Kaya's - the food was brilliant, company fantastic and I really enjoyed Little Maate giving me a big "lisk" on my face at 4.30am this morning! Hope everyone is OK - Love Donna

Cem in the living room at 12:21:40 Saturday June 3 2000
Awww poor little Craig! Well at least you don't have to work all day! Why don't you send us a little ray of sunshine from your webcam again?

Doris in the living room -stuffed! at 2:33:1 Saturday June 3 2000
Just checking....I am still awake enough to use this bloody machine!!! Is there anyone out there? Do-doo-do-do-doooo!?!

Doris in the Kitchen with Kaya and the food at 19:47:17 Friday June 2 2000
This is a warning - if you don't hurry up THERE WILL BE NO DINNER LEFT (AND NO BOOZE!!!)

Niki at 18:30:38 Friday June 2 2000
That's it for me too. I'm off to Kaya's for the evening's festivities. Bev and the girlies (what are your mates' names?) have a good one at Gazza's Doo. Everyone else have a good weekend. Peace, Love & Snakebite....

Bev in leaving work Yippeee!! at 17:29:29 Friday June 2 2000
Off to have a few beers with work maates and then onto Grays (sorry Niki). Have a pukka weekend everyone!

Kaya still frying balls and watching my stuffed leaves boil at 17:7:18 Friday June 2 2000
...and WORK, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, ...STUFF, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, ...FRY, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, yada yada yada

CRAIG in the editing suite. at 16:38:55 Friday June 2 2000
Oi Nik, When I first got the web cam,we made a few little adult movies.I'm just about to mail one to Cem right now.If you're all very good i might show you all later.It's called Gobble.

Kaya in continent at 14:26:39 Friday June 2 2000
I've been slaving...etc...etc...when I was your age we never had the internet, oh no, all we had was two empty youghurt pots and a bit of string...and we were glad of it! That's the trouble with kids nowadays, they know the price of everything and the value of nothing! I can't believe that we fought two world wars for this...etc...etc..rant...rant...moan...

Cem in the kitchen, stuffing balls at 14:8:6 Friday June 2 2000
I'm helping make the stuffed balls as we speak! Should be loooovely! Dale, send me some pics from your webcam, should be good for a laugh!

Doris in bedevilled in brentwood! at 13:59:50 Friday June 2 2000
Work!?! Thats a four letter word in my vocabuary - I "manage" and other people "WORK". Anyway, we are purely palnning our evening of stuffed balls and large stiff things and its proobably cheaper than phoning every one! DAle darling, will check e-mail now as I am sure that your piccie will cheer me up - off now to print some rubbish off that I've been "working" on!

Paul at 13:6:18 Friday June 2 2000
I've just seen the photos. I'll print mine off & nail it to my fence to keep the cats off my plants. It's reassuring to know that I wasn't the only one looking dazed & confused. The girls looked fine though. The Scousers are off to Derbyshire for a break this weekend and a trip to Alton Towers is on for tommorrow. I'll do a review for you shall I? Enjoy your weekend, everybody & I'll catch you on Sunday.(Unless the hotel has Internet access) PS Thanks to Niki & Kaya for the site; it just gets better!

Craig in my office at 12:48:11 Friday June 2 2000
Oi Doris, stop staring out of the window and do some bloody work. P.s I,m bored as well so I'm going to mail you a pic from my web cam,to brighten your afternoon.

Craig in Love at 12:41:22 Friday June 2 2000
Kaya-ok I'll be over shortly,but not the face, ok. Nik- seems as though nobodys doing anywork today,god knows what would happen if we did have a chat room.

Craig in still with the fashion police at 12:37:13 Friday June 2 2000
Kaya, my wallet is in the bedroom go and get some cash out of the wall.We can't have Doris & co going without their cucumber.

Craig in with the fashion police at 12:30:47 Friday June 2 2000
Kaya-shall I send a driver out for supplies?Oh and by the way,that new shirt I was wearing on Sunday may be used tonight as a dish cloth.My mum's just been in to see me and commented that she's got a blouse just like it!!!!!

Kaya in the lounge 'avin a break & a joint! at 12:15:14 Friday June 2 2000
Oi Craig! Dinner's all organised is it? I've only just started stuffing vine leaves and gawd knows when I'll get time for me balls!! Still no cheque and I need Cous Cous, capsicum peppers and a cucumber!!

Doris in Browned off in Brentwood at 12:9:50 Friday June 2 2000
I should do some work - but can't be asked! Instead looked at the pictures and have to agree that the alternative beauty comp was a winner! PS Anyone thought of what we can do for the Talentless comp @ Casiter yet?

Craig in Ford's good books for once. at 12:5:4 Friday June 2 2000
Oi Doris(again). I do wish customers wouldn't interupt while I'm 'avin a natter on here. Anyway just to let you know,dinners all organised except for the cucumber.(don't even go there) See you all later.

Niki at 12:1:50 Friday June 2 2000
Brilliant. The Alternative Beauty contest was a resounding success then!! Bev, I was being a little sar-car-stic like :o). You lot all from Grays then??? That would explain it......

Doris in very boring Brentwood STILL! at 11:53:40 Friday June 2 2000
Kaya, you resemble one of the most brillant people I know!! And I'm hungry already!! FEED ME NOW!!!

Bev at 11:51:35 Friday June 2 2000
What's going on maates?? Hi Niki, yes I am the bird between Steve and Gary (I don't know about the lucky bit though)! Anyone going to Grays to see our maate Frostie tonight? Local for me so I'll probably be there! Laters!! xx

Kaya in the kitchen at 11:43:31 Friday June 2 2000
I resemble that remark!! Oh..yeah...the newly captioned pics are up on the "That's It" page...'ave a look!

Doris in Boring Brentwood at 11:38:32 Friday June 2 2000
Now Niki - you don't expect me to be able to spell as well do you?!? And Aud, I think Burger Kitten is an option we need to look into. And I think we all looked perfectly wonderful on Sunday (if you accept that we looked like the inmates from the Betty Ford clinic visiting a whisky distillery!!!!!

Nik at 11:12:5 Friday June 2 2000
KAYA!! I'm bored!! All the Hammers can talk about is Euro 2000 - I'm bored of that before it's started. Get up and upload the photo pages with those captions we were doing last nite. I could do with a laugh....

Niki at 10:20:26 Friday June 2 2000
'ere Dale you ain't been doing a trolley dash again have you? We've been banned from every Sainsbury's from Bethnal Green to Edmonton already.

craig in Sainsburys again at 10:16:5 Friday June 2 2000
Mornin' campers, I've just been bogging at the Hemel pictures. Don't we all look fab,really healthy,sober and rightheous?anyone would think it was a Church outing to the local Tea Dance.

Craig,Kaya,Niki ,&Little Maaate in weight watchers rehab at 22:7:19 Thursday June 1 2000
Sorry folks, We were really hungry!There's not much left in the fridge for dinner tomorrow. How would you like your Kitten served, I think.

Doris in Bathroom with the shampoo! at 20:51:14 Thursday June 1 2000
Just one of many famous people you hang around with. Yes that Dale is a rather handsome chap, isn't he? Signing off for the evening (Dave wants to use the phone!!)

Niki at 20:26:49 Thursday June 1 2000
For those of you for whom the Alldayer in Hemel was so good you don't remember a thing, the pictures are now on the web (access from the Caister Boys page). I've got to sort out some funny captions etc. but in the meantime if you know the names of any of the ??'s in the captions let me know!! If you know anyone in these pictures, let them know where the site is - we'd like all our maates to drop by. If you weren't in the pictures - WHERE WERE YA?

Doris in the dining room with an iron bar! at 19:58:22 Thursday June 1 2000
Hey Niki - surely there'll be pictures of you and someone else famous in that lot?? And Dale, stop wearing out that little pussy of yours!

Niki at 17:0:23 Thursday June 1 2000
Soul 24-7 site is all updated. Lynden David Hall pictures are now on the News page. It's a crap job I've got!!!!! :o)) Bev? If you're who I think you are, I've got a photo of you in between Steve Bennett and Gary Dennis. Lucky bird......

Craig in The news again at 16:45:50 Thursday June 1 2000
Hiya Bette,I mean Bev. Sunday was great wasn't it.You do look a lot like Bette Davis,in fact a lot of our crowd seem to look like famous people,perhaps we should have a "lookie likey" competition at the next caister? So far we have; Delia Smith,Dale Winton,Sid James,The Honey Monster,Bette Davis,Audrey Hepburn,lindsay corkhill,Jennifer Saunders and not forgetting my mate Stanley Baxter. I won't name names but you know who you are. Oi Doris, Me,kaya and eight women in one room will be quite enough thankyou.My pussy gets very excited.

Kaya in Islington at my desk... at 16:31:31 Thursday June 1 2000
Bev? Would that be the one in the red dress? No worries, Doris, Yourself and the wine will be great, cheers...

Bev in At work at 15:48:43 Thursday June 1 2000
I'm the girl who's always everywhere, the Betty Davis lookalike (according to Craig). Hello Maates! Did you all enjoy Sunday - I shall have to try and persuade Tommy to put on another one! See Ya All Soon!!!!! xx

Doris in sneaking out the door at work at 15:30:53 Thursday June 1 2000
Only for 10!?! I shall have to see if I can pick up some others on the way then!! Do I need to bring anything (other than a load of wine)? Looking forward to it all!

Kaya in Islington at 13:8:7 Thursday June 1 2000
Last minute change of plans - sorry! Dinner is now tomorrow night, looks like all the girlies are coming - TEN FOR DINNER!! Looking forward to it...

Niki in Limehouse at 11:6:41 Thursday June 1 2000
Wotcha! Welcome to all the new maates dropping by! I met Little Maate last night - he's sooo cuuute. Kaya are you still making dinner tonite???

nightmare knowles in swordie HQ at 1:8:46 Thursday June 1 2000
i'm going to catch some zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's. speak to u soon. aud, where were u sunday? (dismantling your box!)see u soon nightey night!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OUR MAATES!!