Elite Bar Archives
May 2000

To the Radio Room


kaya at 23:17:2 Wednesday May 31 2000
i know and i have photographic evidence...


AUD in Chillin In Chineham at 23:7:34 Wednesday May 31 2000
Knowles......she's your worst nightmare.


kaya in the lounge with Niki Peter and Jason at 22:50:9 Wednesday May 31 2000
Wiggy? is that you?


nightmare knowles in swordie HQ at 19:56:36 Wednesday May 31 2000
hello kaya hello craig, it's deb's. saw u at hemel on sunday. u said u had some fab barmaid pics of me, (can't find them though). i'm at louise swords (my bodyguard in red satin dress at drunkendales). gotta go & have a beer now with lynn swords downstairs so speak soon, luv ya.


A quickie from Doris (as usual) in Bored at 17:24:45 Wednesday May 31 2000
Yes - I forgot to spell check!!!


Doris in trouble at work (AGAIN!) at 17:22:19 Wednesday May 31 2000
What do you mean "Oi, Doris " - Dale? And I thought you loved me!?! The rest pf the meeage seems to have got lost....rather like a large portion of Sunday/Monday with you lot? And Niki seems a bit quiet today - I hope you haven't got stuck in the fridge looking for something else Frostie et al have done to your lovely house.... Logging on later..XXXXX


kaya in the doghouse at 16:42:52 Wednesday May 31 2000
Good one Paul. Let's hope that no one else decides to put a doo on that day. You know what these queens are like...


Paul in the scouse house not doing any work at 16:4:5 Wednesday May 31 2000
Nice one, Craig. If I get your drift re Revenge then I'm flattered. I think. Not quite what I had in mind though! Glad to here Big Stew is on line. Don't remember Plod turning up at the pub; don't remember much about Sunday really. I've pencilled in Stew's next do(2/9/00) Can't wait.


Craig at 15:42:17 Wednesday May 31 2000
Oi Doris,


Kaya in Hornchurch, looking for another parking ticket! at 13:44:19 Wednesday May 31 2000
I was framed!! Just like the Caister 12 !!


Doris in work (AAAARRRRHHH!!!) at 13:12:51 Wednesday May 31 2000
Just what you always wanted - a nice new Parking ticket!!! Remember to pay asap or price doubles!! Less for socialising. Glad Maates ok - just wait until he starts bringing home little presents for his parents.......Still can't think wht you'd be tired, Dale as you haven't done me patio yet


Craig in on the phone to Kaya.(he's got me a nice parking ticket for my car) at 11:15:54 Wednesday May 31 2000
Hey Paul, If you do get to Brighton,try a club called Revenge, it's opposite the Pavillion.You'll hate the music but you'll be very popular with the locals.


Craig in the land of nodd(I wish) at 11:6:20 Wednesday May 31 2000
Mornin' Doris, No Maaate's been a good boy and getting lots of sleep,unlike me. Kaya had to drive me to work this morning,I was so tired I would probably have fallen asleep at the wheel. ZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ


Doris in a dodgy council office somewhere in Ilford at 10:16:3 Wednesday May 31 2000
You know, Soul do's are like busses - you wait dfor ages and then two come along at once!! We'll have to try the pub all dayer next time! Kaya - what are you doing up and going out to Crouch Hill at 8 am - don't tell me Maate kept you up all night!!!?! And I only smoke when I'm on fire!! Love to all and will log in later........


BigStew in at my pub at 9:16:8 Wednesday May 31 2000
Thanks to anyone who made the do at my pub, sorry it clashed with Hemel, but shit happens. Thanks to Paul for letting me know about this site. & a special thanks to the copper who turned up at my pub at 1am Monday while the do was still in full flight, & just asked if we could turn it down abit(fairplay to him, obviously a soulboy!)


Kaya in the lounge about to go to Crouch Hill... at 8:1:28 Wednesday May 31 2000
8.00 in the morning is an awfully sdtrange time of day. I don't think I'll do this again!! Doris, unlike you to smoke!! Paul, there's the Jazz Rooms in Brighton but I'm not too sure about soul doos. Sorry matey.


Doris in a mess! at 0:0:51 Wednesday May 31 2000
Hi Paul - is it just you and me still up and about - in the loosest possible terms?!? Good time seems to have been had by all on Sunday as the piccies seem to show. CYSoon. And no Dale, Frostie chucked my drink so I had to have a smoke instead!


Paul in in slightly better shape than yesterday at 23:35:45 Tuesday May 30 2000
Thanks, Craig. Iv'e been called worse. Glad you all enjoyed your trip into Hertfordshire. Let's hope they do another one soon. I'm thinking of going to Brighton for a bit of a night out soon with some unconverted workmates. Any clubs you could recommend, people?


Doris in Getting ready for bed at 23:33:18 Tuesday May 30 2000
Not quiet - just busy doing nothing!!! As usual! This weekend I will also be dogding! There's broke, skint and then ME!!! Will probably go out with Dave on Saturday (after all we live together and I only see him when we decorate, clean or queue for the bathroom). PS Niki it was Dolly who came with the gay and straight stuff!!! Loved the pictures of Sunday - how much do I have to bribe for them not to go any further?!? Will mail more regularly Dale - honest! But where's my patio and pond!! Love to All


Kaya at 18:22:15 Tuesday May 30 2000
Just can't get through to Dale today!! Get off that phone!


Craig in Hello magazine again. at 17:48:55 Tuesday May 30 2000
Doris is a bit quiet today!probably found her Tia Maria. Hi Ali, pleased you've found us at last.


Little Ali in Work at 16:56:15 Tuesday May 30 2000
Hmmm. Big Body Swerve on the Epping then! Anyway I feel like throwing rotten eggs at Greg Edwards anyway, coz the last time he played, he personally requested that Frostie NOT be allowed to play at set. Just who does he think he is?? Keep in touch with yourselves. XXXX


Kaya in Sunny Islington at 16:8:37 Tuesday May 30 2000
I am definitely dodging this weekend! Visitors are welcome in Sunny Islington!!


Nik at 16:2:59 Tuesday May 30 2000
Afternoon. Hi Ali, welcome to the nuthouse!! I'm a bit poor for the Country Club, might have to dodge this weekend. Where are you going?


Little Ali in At Work at 15:57:0 Tuesday May 30 2000
FOUND YOU!!!! Whey Hey! Now I can catch up on the goss too! I had a fab time on Sunday and it was really good to see everyone. Sounds like the party afterwards went down well! Is anyone going to Grays on Friday (Frostie's doing it) or the Epping on Saturday??


kaya at 15:36:30 Tuesday May 30 2000
bit quiet in here today, innit?


Kaya at 12:52:23 Tuesday May 30 2000
Tony, The CD is by a group called Fertile Ground, I have been meaning to get a new copy, so please keep that one. Let me know your e-mail address and I'll send you the track listing.


Niki in a cleaner house than yesterday at 12:9:9 Tuesday May 30 2000
Hello gay and straight maates (who thought of that one?)! I discovered the source of the mysterious fridge ectoplasm this morning - a bowl of fruit salad had spilt in the back of the fridge. Sorry Frostie and Richie C for blaming it on you!! Anyway the kitchen floor tiles are now green and non-adhesive again, and the fridge fumigated. Would you believe I was washing-up full cans of lager this morning!! Ho-hum. Dale, I can't find my coat! Kaya, I'm FTPing the photos to you.......


CRAIG in THE POOR HOUSE at 12:7:11 Tuesday May 30 2000
Hello maaates, It's so nice to be back at work.I had a really fantastic time,thanks everyone. P.s Doris your a star,Paul your a big Pussy.


Tony H in IN SHITTY PARADISE at 9:2:18 Tuesday May 30 2000
SOME MORE BRILL FOTO'S CAN'T WAIT FOR PTS 3/4. SORRY I MISSED SATURDAY NITE TOLD U HAD A GREAT TIME,PENCIL ME IN FOR THE NEXT ONE. OH BY THE WAY ASK KAYA IF HE IS MISSING A JAZZ CD AS I FOUND IT IN MY BAG WHEN I ARRIVED HOME.


A knackered Doris in Lying in bed! at 22:32:28 Monday May 29 2000
Hello Maates, people and our new addition - Little Maaate! Cheers for a mega afternoon, night, dawn and early morning! I never knew so many people were around at Stratford Station at 8 AM on a Bank Holiday Monday. And I'm sure that I must have looked SOOOOO lovely in last night's clothes unable to keep my eyes open! I did manage to get home and I walked into my neighbours as I arrived - Lord knows what they thought!! But who cares anyway!! Looking forward to doing it again SOON (but only when I have recovered from yesterday!) Cheers Niki for the Tea, use of the internet and life in general.I'll e-mail you about Caister later! Thanks Kaya and Craig for a mega time and to all the non-lightweight MAAAtes who "visited" at Niki's this morning.


Craig in Love at 22:9:29 Monday May 29 2000
In case you were wondering Maaate is a kitten and he's lully.Must go time for his feed.Everybody say Aaaaaaagh.


Kaya at 22:2:46 Monday May 29 2000
We've decided on a name...Maaate. What do you think?


Paul in a sad state at 16:7:35 Monday May 29 2000
Oh, Lordy. What a state I got into last night. Apologies for disappearing but I was on a mission to go to Big Stew's all dayer. I was larupped when I got there and even worse when I left. I tried to walk to Tony's, about 2 miles away but my GPS failed and I walked to the wrong town,then couldn't wake Tony & Fearn up so ended up sleeping in the garden. I just happened to have a sleeping bag with me. At some point during my drunken meander through Bedfordshire I must have fallen over cos I have lovely grazes on my face. Good night all the same.


Kaya & Craig in the nursery at 14:20:15 Monday May 29 2000
We are pleased to announce the arrival of our first child. His name is going to be either Frostie or Rhumba. He's 6 weeks old & dead dead cute!! PS. what en excellent movie!!


Nik at 12:28:26 Monday May 29 2000
Here it is then - I know you've all been waiting for it....KAYA'S SOULTASTIC MOVIE "The Trouble with Caister" is now available for viewing online - just click on the link in the Caister Boys page. You have got to see this!!! Enjoy. Off to pass out now.....


Niki in a dump that looks almost as if the coach tipped off at my house and we had a party at 12:26:36 Monday May 29 2000
Thanks for a top day yesterday people. The photos are fab I'll download them and get them online asap. Doris, how are you luv? Hope you got home alright. I didn't get much sleep, the maates left about an hour ago!! Spud, I luv ya. Hope you get back to Canvey OK. Tony H, thanx for the text, I'm fighting the zzz's to link the movie to the site, hope you enjoy it.


Frostie, Spud, Doris, Richie C, Dolly, Ten Pints, Niki, Kaya & Dale in Niki's Gaff at 4:6:30 Monday May 29 2000
You lot are a load of lightweight cheeses and you're never gonna be up for the cup unless it's got tea in it.


mickey &craig in at niki at 2:51:5 Monday May 29 2000
Ello straight and gay lightweight mates.We've had a bloody brilliant night thanks everyone.


Paul at 12:37:14 Sunday May 28 2000
Thanks, Niki. Looking forward to this afternoon's frolics. I'll be there early, (2pm) to soak up the choonz. Yesss! See you all later.


kaya in a wardrobe crisis at 11:19:11 Sunday May 28 2000
Aaaaaargh! It's 11.18 and I've already spoken to Frosty! It really IS gonna get awfully messy. Good luck y'all!


Dale w in the offlicence at 9:48:42 Sunday May 28 2000
Mornin' campers, I hope you've all had a good nights sleep,It going to be a VERY,VERY long day.


Nik at 20:2:14 Saturday May 27 2000
Paul, you will be able to get it on WAP phones and radios. I understand that Ford's are going to start fitting WAP radios in cars this year. They are also going to get temporary local licences and tour the country, but that won't be until the major sponsor comes on board (looking like that's probably going to be Quantas Airlines). Aud, wot's a "rig to strip out" and is it worth missing soul music and lager beer for for? TonyDi, no probs. Have a good one. Kaya, Dale, Paul, Doris etc. see you all tomorrow. I've warned my kidneys to expect some punishment!


Doris at 17:58:35 Saturday May 27 2000
Well - I must have frightened them as I am now back on line @yahoo!


Doris in The Bath (with a glass of wine!) at 17:50:44 Saturday May 27 2000
Just another message - my mailbox is off line as Yahoo are undertaking maintainence on it! If needed please e-mail my other mailbox - dorissoul@mailcity.com!


Doris in getting ready to go out to a concert with other half (for once!!!) at 17:32:23 Saturday May 27 2000
I'll save one just for you for tommorrow!!! It would be handy if they were attached to the walls! Isn't it Sunday yet!?! And Dale - that didn't take TOO long in a funny position!


Dale W in getting dressed again at 23:19:6 Friday May 26 2000
Oi Doris, leave them gold skirting boards alone.


Kaya & Dale in a funny position at 23:6:53 Friday May 26 2000
This is more like a gig guide to a forum! Looking forward to our outing in the country on Sunday... Mwah, mwah, kissy kissy etc etc K&C


TonyDi in off down the pub at 22:31:50 Friday May 26 2000
Thanks Niki. Just plugging an alternative SOUL gig. Mixing latin jazzfunk & soul. See you all soon.


Aud in Chineham at 21:58:24 Friday May 26 2000
Where'd my last post go ?..or does it take for ever to update ?


Aud in Chillin' In Chineham at 21:52:58 Friday May 26 2000
Sugar..I was 28 in 1984...LOL Can't make Hemel....got Dikky's gig on Sat and a rig to strip out on the Sunday.


Paul in my son's room at 21:7:11 Friday May 26 2000
These entries are a bit out of sync. No I haven't got a PC in the bathroom. It's in my son's room just along the landing so it's within earshot. By the way, I believe you will be able to get 24-7 on a standard radio soon. How does that work then?


Paul at 21:1:31 Friday May 26 2000
I'm impressed with your memory, Niki. The bar was cheap although unsurprisingly, I bought very few myself. Kaya has had a request on 24-7. It's on now!


Nik at 20:56:9 Friday May 26 2000
Have you got a computer in the bathroom?


Paul in in the bath chillin' to 24-7 at 20:45:0 Friday May 26 2000
I've just managed to get Caravan 28 to download! A minor achievement for most people; a result for me as I'm crap with computers.


Niki at 20:42:57 Friday May 26 2000
Paul, beer was cheap compared to London prices too. We brought a round consisting of two pints of snakebite, two pints of lager, a jack daniels and coke and a bacardi and coke and got change from a tenner!


Paul in home at 20:5:2 Friday May 26 2000
Hi everyone, especially to Tony Di who supplied the sound system and did the first set at my doo last Friday. Incidentally, Dave, the owner of the club was well pleased with the gig (he made a packet)and is up for another. As he can't go past 12ish why not start in the afternoon? Now we are on the map what do you think; is it big enough? Can we top Friday?


Niki at 16:56:17 Friday May 26 2000
Helloooooo Clare! Welcome to the site, it's lovely to have you.


Clare in at work - but not for long at 15:52:41 Friday May 26 2000
Hello guys. I got internet access today so I'm joining the 21st century at last!!!!!


Doris in In the middle of a builing site (AKA my living room) at 15:43:35 Friday May 26 2000
I can't remeber how old I was in 1984 (but I was trying to avoid Big Brother!). And it wasn't only going to weekenders that went on in the back of Transit vans - battered or not! So I'm off to Hemel ohn Sunday and yes - I'll meet Kaya et al at Blah Blahs around 12 midday. I shall empty my drinks cabinet - though not into one container as recommended by Kaya. Is anyone organising anything else?


Craig in with me plastic syrgeon at 15:34:59 Friday May 26 2000
My god you two are really old!I was twelve.


Niki at 14:43:34 Friday May 26 2000
I would like to state for the record that I was only 16 in 1984 :o))


Kaya in my memories at 13:59:11 Friday May 26 2000
Picture it, Essex 1984. 3 blokes in shorts with dayglo socks, deck shoes and bright yellow T shirts. The B.L.A.T.S. always travelled in style, a beaten up transit van with a double mattres in the back - well I wasn't going to stay sober!! I was only 18 for god's sake! I wonder where the rest of the B.L.A.T.S. are now? PS Bloated Legless And Totally Smashed (B.L.A.T.S.)


Kaya at 13:54:24 Friday May 26 2000
The coach is on! And so it begins...


Kaya at 12:46:29 Friday May 26 2000
Allo Niki - Bit too old for those traditions nowadays.


Nik at 12:0:5 Friday May 26 2000
'ello mate


Niki at 11:58:46 Friday May 26 2000
That's the traditional way to go to Weekenders/All-Dayers - in the back of a van. Kaya, remember the BLATS van????? I'll let you explain. TonyDi - welcome to the site. I'll put your Doo in our events section.


Kaya at 11:55:7 Friday May 26 2000
Tony? What are you on mate? We've been talking about Sunday foe the last couple of hundred entries!! I think we're a bit busy this Sunday!! We're going Back To Hemel!!


craig in on the sunbed again. at 8:52:45 Friday May 26 2000
Oi Doris, I'm doing the inflight refreshments.You can flog the fags and perfume ok?That's if Frostie gets his act together.Anyone got any dodgy credit cards????????? to sort out the coach,otherwise it's hold on tight in the back of one of my Transit van's.Anyone hears anything on the coach situation lets us know asap. Have a nice day. xxx


TonyDi at 0:17:39 Friday May 26 2000
Hi guys, I think everybody that came to Paul birthday party last Friday in HemelHempsted had a brilliant time. So why not come down to "The George in Maulden Bedfordshire, north of Luton" on Sunday 28 May 3pm to 3am. BigStu has organized the alldayer in his pub. Dj's line up: Gavin Page, Mark (downtown cafe), Stavros (Caister radio) & BigStu himself. It's free to get in, the beers cheap. It's on all day till the early hours of the next morning. The sounds are awesome. Hopefully see you there large.


Niki at 22:21:31 Thursday May 25 2000
Sorry I won't do it again! Oh, but Omar's in the Studio next week.... OOOPS!! :o) Just doing my starstruck fan bit, you know how it is. Anyhoo, I'm off to bed - night Doris, see you on Sunday hopefully. Bye.


Niki at 22:17:59 Thursday May 25 2000
And he signed my copy of "Medicine 4 my Pain". Swoon.


Doris (AGAIN!!) at 22:13:30 Thursday May 25 2000
Lets just have a chat room where Niki can NAME DROP some more!!! Lynden David Hall - who's next? NO DON'T ANSWER THAT I'm already jealous enough!


Doris at 22:11:9 Thursday May 25 2000
Hi Niki - I'm going on Sunday but am waiting to see if Frosties Coaches are operating!! Spoke to Craig and thery are waiting to find out!!Stuff the decorating - lets PARTY!


Doris again in Drooling over that Doctor Kovac at 22:9:25 Thursday May 25 2000
Sorry maanged to send it twice - but it can be better second time around!


Nik at 22:8:53 Thursday May 25 2000
You can say that again


Nik at 22:8:27 Thursday May 25 2000
Hello Doris - just two seconds apart there!


Doris in Watching that dishy doctor in "ER" at 22:8:0 Thursday May 25 2000
I presume its bring your own in flight refreshements - anyone up for Baileys and Tia Maria? I seem to have rather a lot of that currently


Doris in Watching that dishy doctor in "ER" at 22:7:50 Thursday May 25 2000
I presume its bring your own in flight refreshements - anyone up for Baileys and Tia Maria? I seem to have rather a lot of that currently


Niki at 22:7:48 Thursday May 25 2000
Just got back from the Soul 24-7 studios. I've just spent two hours in a lttle room with Lynden David Hall! AND he's invited me to the Forum on 8th June. He's going to put me on his guest list and leave backstage passes for the after-show party. Excuse me while I just wet me knickers.....


Kaya at 19:13:53 Thursday May 25 2000
You lot are a bad influence!


Paul at 18:8:43 Thursday May 25 2000
More vodka related fun and games then. Yesss!


Nik at 17:55:14 Thursday May 25 2000
Just spoke to Spud. He's going too.... Sounds like it's gonna be fun


Nik at 17:53:51 Thursday May 25 2000
The coach is leaving at 4 allegedly.


Paul in early 'cos I sloped off at 17:50:15 Thursday May 25 2000
Excellent! What time are you thinking of coming up?


Nik at 17:30:10 Thursday May 25 2000
The mind boggles


craig in on the sun bed(burn baby burn) at 16:24:21 Thursday May 25 2000
Yipeeeee. Hemel it is then.I will be offering a full inflight service on the way.


Craig in on the sunbed(burn baby burn) at 16:22:14 Thursday May 25 2000
Yipeeeeee, Hemel it is then.


Doris in Still in lovely Ilford at 12:50:49 Thursday May 25 2000
Thats it - I am definately up for Hemel!!! I NEED SOUL!!!!!NOW!!!! Speak to you later Kaya! PS IS Sweep coming out to play!


Niki at 12:48:3 Thursday May 25 2000
Big Rick and Jane are going! That's it then - decision made.


Kaya in a quandry at 11:59:45 Thursday May 25 2000
It's certainly tempting...


Nik at 11:42:23 Thursday May 25 2000
Answers on a postcard please


Niki at 11:42:3 Thursday May 25 2000
Just put Soul 24-7 on and they're playing "Where will you go when the Party's Over?".......


Niki at 11:38:46 Thursday May 25 2000
Morning people. Hi Doris, Frostie IS doing a coach to Hemel Hempstead. We rang him last night and he said he would phone us back later......... Anyway, we are going. Probably.


Doris in At work overlooking lovely Ilford Town Centre at 10:56:16 Thursday May 25 2000
A chat room would be a brilliant idea Kaya - as would a countdown clock to Casiter!! Site is imporving every day - thats what happens when Niki and Kaya start playing with it!!! It can only get better! Am up for Alton Towers - will ring Kaya today. Also, is anyone up for Hemel on Sunday? Arethere Frostie specials? Leave a message! Love and Kisses


Craig in me closet at 6:53:51 Thursday May 25 2000
Kaya- I've got nothing to wear to Hemel on Sunday!that's if we're going that is?(hint,hint)


Craig in My luxuary penthouse in Enfield at 5:12:49 Thursday May 25 2000
Yawn,yawn,stretch and yawn. Hello 'darlin,sorry.I was really tired.Anyway you were supposed to ring me at nine to wake me up.I'll make it up to you later,I promise. Anyway what do I do now,it's five in the morning?We're usually just going to bed.


Kaya in my lounge, we don't have "living rooms" in Islington. at 3:19:49 Thursday May 25 2000
You see, it's time's like this that we need a chatroom in here. Niki has just dropped me home & I'm downloading Flash to make pretty things with and I reckon she's gonna play with the site more when she gets in!! But alas! I was blown out by my man for mere sleep!! Humpf! See if I care! I know when I'm not wanted...blah blah blah...


Doris in Just got back from the London Eye at 22:5:42 Wednesday May 24 2000
Up for Alton Towers!! Anyone going to the Hemel All-dayer on Sunday. Given the line-up I fancy it. Let me know who's going as I just wnat to work out how to get back as I have no idea where Hemel Hempstead is!!! Is there a frostie special running that night? Love to you all Doris PS Yes Niki,you did mention Lynden David Hall et al!!!


Niki - blatantly name dropp in g again at 18:44:18 Wednesday May 24 2000
Frank McComb pictures are now on the 24-7 site (news section). Did I mention that I went down the pub with him?


Nik at 15:47:23 Wednesday May 24 2000
Kaya, I've told Brian that I need a roadie to carry all my digital camera equipment tomorrow. You've to stand in the corner and not speak to Lynden until you're spoken to. ALRIGHT!


Kaya in me lounge at 12:57:56 Wednesday May 24 2000
did I metion that Niki & I are going to see Lynden David Hall tomorrow??


The Window Cleaner in outside Besant Court. at 11:53:4 Wednesday May 24 2000
Hello,big boy.


Kaya in the bath at 11:42:5 Wednesday May 24 2000
Reckon that It'll probably be about £10. per person for the coach/bus/mpv and then whatever Alton Towers is to get in. ( Visit www.alton-towers.co.uk )I'm sure that we'll be able to get some kind of block booking discount. Keep it Funky


Doris in About to go to work!!! at 10:54:58 Wednesday May 24 2000
Kaya et al - Can't wait for Alton Towers on 13/6 or whenever - who do I bribe? Cash, cheque or alcohol!! Buzz me or leave an e-mail....Will I be allowed to go on every ride until I'm sick???


Dale W in the directors office.ssssshhhhhh at 9:17:49 Wednesday May 24 2000
Well folks,that's Niki,Kaya,Me,Spud and Rosco sorted for caravan 28.Don't come crying to us when there's no room left at the Inn.Get your deposit sorted.Niki accepts cash,cheques,giro's,luncheon vouchers and various other dodgy things,so no excuses. Have a nice day. xxx


Kaya in the living room with Dale at 23:54:2 Tuesday May 23 2000
Doris!! Lovie!! We are going to Alton Towers on Tuesday 13th June, need to check on numbers to see if we are getting a minibus or a couple of Ford Space Cruisers. Are you up for the 13th? Please advise........


Doris in In my Living room with a large glass of wine at 22:39:19 Tuesday May 23 2000
Cooee!! Hello Dale Darling! I do miss Sweep - Kaya told me he was out at the weekend! I hope he behaved himself and wasn't smoking again!! I must tell those kids! Don't want to wait until October to check on Sweep and my little house - I'm still waiting for my patio and pond remember..... If its OK I'm definately up for a trip to Alton Towers - I love BIG RIDES!!!!!?! Tue 15/6 is brilliant as I know it will be really busy at work but F@~k it anyway! My lot don't really do things like this!! Dale, Kaya has my number or if not e-mail me (OOHHHH!!!) Love and Kisses


Nik at 21:42:55 Tuesday May 23 2000
Tony, you want me to spin some disks at the next Shake It Up doo?? Obviously nobody's told you about my fetish for dodgy disco...... Dale, book me up baby.... Kaya, it is much nicer, if I do say so meeself


Kaya at 19:51:51 Tuesday May 23 2000
Niki, This new guestbook is HEAPS better than the crappy Freenetname one!! Well done!


kaya in bed at 19:50:38 Tuesday May 23 2000
Cor! I didn't recognise you!


craig in you guessed it at 18:33:45 Tuesday May 23 2000
That was me that was.And yes I'm still at work.


Anon in still at this bloody desk at 18:31:43 Tuesday May 23 2000
I could murder a Snakebite.Kaya are we in or out tonight?


Dale w in still at my desk 'aving a fag! at 18:22:32 Tuesday May 23 2000
Niki, In response to your earlier questions; Yes, YEs, YES. I suppose that means I'll be shelling out tonight for the deposit's. Who cares I'm loaded.


Niki - just test in g the new guestbook at 16:54:42 Tuesday May 23 2000
Much better!


TONY H at 15:26:10 Tuesday May 23 2000
Shake it up is What spud and me go under when spinning the disks in various venues. When the next comes around your all invited. And yes i will be at the next Caister AKA chaos caravan!


Niki & Kaya - name dropping in g at 14:33:11 Tuesday May 23 2000
Woooooohooooo!! We're going to meet Lynden David Hall on Thursday! Yipee....


Niki at 13:43:47 Tuesday May 23 2000
Dale, got some photos from Spud today. And deposits for Spud and Ross! Does this mean we are going to be organised for the first time in our lives and book up for Caister a whole four months early? Worse still, that I'm party leader????? Was booking up at the last minute with Frostie really that scary?


Niki at 12:26:13 Tuesday May 23 2000
Aud, oi! Be on your best behaviour in this bar. I've heard about you football hooligans. The 33k encoder was dropping last night, but it certainly is NOT shite. There's a replacement encoder due in, and even apart from that it sounds the NUTS for a 33k stream. Even Jazz FM agree according to Bob Jones yesterday. So, ner! Anyway, give us the details for Frisk and we'll post it on here. Tony the Tott, what's the shake it up massive??


Aud at 11:08:50 Tuesday May 23 2000
I'm not a real man then..I like quiche..anyone disagree and I'll punch his fuppin lights out.!!!! 24-7 was dire mate...got a mail back from them admitting they had probs last night..feckin know it all eh ?


Kaya at 09:33:00 Tuesday May 23 2000
Quiche? real men don't eat quiche! And the 24-7 stream is fine, must be a prob at your end! (Ooer) Garage City/Brighton Jazz Bop/ Shaft...decisions decisions...


Aud at 00:41:52 Tuesday May 23 2000
Nikki..have a word about the stream from 24-7..they are shite..!!!!


Paul at 21:34:02 Monday May 22 2000
I missed out on the syrup wearing due to the fact I was in the wrong caravan


Niki at 20:42:29 Monday May 22 2000
Oi Dale! Glamourous Tour Guide?!????


Niki at 17:21:38 Monday May 22 2000
Aud, is that Saturday night?


Aud at 17:08:53 Monday May 22 2000
Sorry..should have read 'nice quiches'. Can someone get Frostie to give me a call asap..or at least leave a phone number that hasn't been cut off.!!!


Aud at 17:06:44 Monday May 22 2000
Eh up Tony..Heard owt from Hays IT of late ? Nikki...can't be on here and censoring the Leeds United site at the same time can I? Got any bars need wrecking ? Kaya, I hear you do a nie line in quiches.!!!! Me & Brownie and Bob Masters doing Frisk @Magnums this weekend. Should be a laff if nowt else.


TONY H at 16:22:45 Monday May 22 2000
a big yo to all, brilliant 4days can't wait 2 do it again and Nik i will be seeing v.soon. Don't forget your also part of the shake it up massive. ONE LOVE.XXXX Ps:I'll book my space soon..


Peter.S at 15:28:21 Monday May 22 2000
Just thought I'd drop a line before my lovely flat-mate Kaya shouts at me for not visiting the site!!!! ____________________________________________________________ Right, that's the line dropped!!!! See you all soon, Peter. XXXXXX


Dale W at 14:34:56 Monday May 22 2000
'ey Doris, I saw Sweep on friday night.he sends his love and hope to see you in october.


Dale W at 13:48:10 Monday May 22 2000
Hello sleep wreckers, Who's up for a day out to Alton towers on Tuesday 13th june? I've got about ten eager little pairs of hands trying to grap a place so far and the numbers will hopefully grow so we can fill a Frostie coach.Anyway let either myself,kaya or our glamourous tour guide Niki know asap.Sorry there's only that date available but what with the lottery show,supermarket sweep and personal appearances at caister i really can't fit you in any other time. p.s Frostie,try and book the coach the evening before if at all possible. XXX


Doris at 12:52:35 Monday May 22 2000
Niki, what a brilliant new site - love it tonnes!!! Kaya - you were spot on!! Its brill!!! I'll ring you later - depending on if I have to drive to Maldon to pick up more crap (the problems in working in an area which covers all of East London and Essex!!) If not will ring you tonite!!! Love and snake bite to all!! PS Thought the purple looks more like Pernod and black - but I have often mixed it with snakebite to get that just right colour!!


Kaya at 09:14:02 Monday May 22 2000
Good Morning Campers (Oooh, you don't get much camper than us!) Hope that you all have a fantastic week!!


Cema at 20:50:23 Sunday May 21 2000
Hey soul bods, I am coming to the next Caister so watch out!!! And Nik, please, enough of the West Ham!!! xxxxxx


Dale W at 20:16:43 Sunday May 21 2000
Hey Paul, How comes you never got to try the syrup?


Paul at 18:01:05 Sunday May 21 2000
Glad you enjoyed it, Kaya. My mother thought you were all fantastic. Someone said it was like a Caister reunion-sort of ,I guess. A few of us went on to a club later. I was skint after weighing Frenchie out so I blagged mixers off punters in return for a shot of Smirnoff I'd smuggled in my trousers. We're going to this all dayer in Hemel next week. Try and come if you can. Where's my tonic pills? Seeya, Paul.


Kaya at 18:09:29 Saturday May 20 2000
I didn't do that on purpose, I'm off me fuckin' 'ead I am!


Kaya at 18:07:29 Saturday May 20 2000
Well! I never believed that I could have such a brilliant time at a FAMILY PARTY in HEMEL HEMPSTED!! What a fucking swell party that was. Cheers Paul and happy 40th, again.


Kaya at 18:05:59 Saturday May 20 2000
Well! I never believed that I could have such a brilliant time at a FAMILY PARTY in HEMEL HEMPSTED!! What a fucking swell party that was. Cheers Paul and happy 40th, again.


Kaya at 18:05:11 v 2000
Well! I never believed that I could have such a brilliant time at a FAMILY PARTY in HEMEL HEMPSTED!! What a fucking swell party that was. Cheers Paul and happy 40th, again.


Dale W at 11:05:28 Saturday May 20 2000
Good morning, Thank you all for getting me totally off my face last night. I'm at work slumped over my desk at the moment,unable to string more than two words together at a time and bouncing straight off the walls everytime I stand up Snapping at everyone who approaches,including customers. Please lets all do it again soon. Love.xxxxx p.s forgive my spelling I can't be asked to do a spell check.


Paul at 04:39:03 Saturday May 20 2000
What an absolute blast. I promised to come down your way and I will-soon. Thanx and all that. Luv Paul.


Doris at 16:02:53 Friday May 19 2000
Can't go to-nite - have to "people visiting" this weekend!! - very grown up. I can't up load the bloody tracks on my work PC wither - flaming securioty systems!! SO I'll have to play the very loudly in my car!! And listen to Froggy on Active to remind me of Caister! Kaya - will ring you later! Love and peace to all (and have an astonishingly MEGA caravan 28 night later!) Donna


Frances at 14:01:37 Friday May 19 2000
I've just had a look at your photos. Who are all these people wearing wigs!!!! Funny/mad lot! Sh@aft was a good night. Extremely drunken (lost car and house keys and all my fags!!) and extremely hungover on Sunday. It was good to meet Craig and Niki and put faces to the names. Hope to see you all soon. Luv Frances


Niki at 10:37:08 Thursday May 18 2000
Mornin' Paul, we're getting on Frostie's coach tomorrow. Well, allegedly! You know how it is with Frostie coaches!! Cya tomorrow. Happy Birthday and all that. Kaya, Nooooooooooooo!!!!


Spliffman at 09:15:53 Thursday May 18 2000
Anyone fancy being a part of a new Caister Talent Show project? Minimal actual talent is required!!


Paul at 17:53:15 Wednesday May 17 2000
Hello everyone, hope to see you at my do on Friday-if you can make it.If not maybe the All Dayer on the 28th. Seeya, Paul.


Kaya at 16:18:56 Wednesday May 17 2000
Hello Tracey, this site can only get better. Visit again, soon. OK.


The wicked Witch of Hatfield (Traci) at 13:28:27 Wednesday May 17 2000
Hello kaya and Niki I was just passing and called into see Craig at work.I love your Caister site,it looks like you all had a real good time. Hope to see you all there in October. I would have loved to have come to sh@ft on Saturday but I had a prior engagement,also Craig got the information wrong as usual and told me Chris Hill was on.If I had known it was Greg Edwards I would have cancelled.Anyway see you both very soon I hope. p.s craig's looking very tired make sure he gets some early nights. love. Tracixxxx


Kaya at 17:54:50 Tuesday May 16 2000
Niki, Uploading as we speak...Do you need me to record & upload Lou too?? PS Ello Dale & Doris, give me a call soon...


Kaya at 17:54:10 Tuesday May 16 2000
Damn, I missed all the fun & games in the Elite Bar today! I'll see you here tomorrow, OK? Niki, I'll Upload Bazza right Now! 17.55hrs...


Dale W at 16:24:39 Tuesday May 16 2000
I'm really,REALLY upset now! My Computer at work hasn't got a sound card.I can't listen to our caravan 28 top tracks.


Dale W at 16:00:12 Tuesday May 16 2000
'Ello Doris, Sorry to hear you're having a bad day. I am as well if it's any consolation.Anyway just think it could be much worse, we could have been born with hair like those silly people in the latest Caister pictures.


Niki at 15:21:15 Tuesday May 16 2000
Hello Doris! What's an Overdarft - sounds like us lot at a weekender! I've now uploaded all the Real Audio tunes in the new Caravan 28 page. Still got to sort out Lou and Bazza, but they're all there to listen to. Enjoy.


Doris (Again!) at 14:36:51 Tuesday May 16 2000
Just a quickie(!?!) - dear old caravan 28 took a little bit of a battering over the weekend. Was private medical insurance needed to pay for the injuries? Am out in the wilds of Essex (Brentwood to be precise) - its a lovely day, I have a headache, I'm stuck in a horrible office and I have a sh*t load of crappy w~*k to do - but hey, its only 105 days to the next casiter!


DORIS at 14:26:47 Tuesday May 16 2000
Cooee!! Just thought I'd drop a line! Am now well and truly broke (but have overdarft) and depressed!! Whens the next soiree and can I come......... Love ya all Doris


Kaya at 14:03:58 Saturday May 13 2000
Yeah, Dale and you can be sleeping monitor!! LIGHTWEIGHT!


Dale W at 12:42:23 Saturday May 13 2000
Thanks for a lovely dinner Kaya.I know we've agreed no sleepers, cooks or cleaners at Caister,but I really think you should be considered for the post,should the need ever arise.Cem can be in charge of cleaning and breaking the toilet,Nik and I will do the N??????.


Kaya at 17:28:46 Friday May 12 2000
Well, I'm cooking dinner again!! Who's turn is it to bring dessert??


Cema at 15:45:06 Friday May 12 2000
Good site that's gonna get better I hope! I'd do sh@ft with you tomorrow but Ricky Martin wants me!


Dale W at 14:42:59 Friday May 12 2000
I was looking forward to the PB party.But I'm always up for a bit of dodgy disco, as you well know.so Sh@ft it is.


Kaya at 14:21:40 Friday May 12 2000
Message: Yeah!! Let's blow out the PB Party and get down to Sh@ft!!!


Niki at 13:53:16 Friday May 12 2000
Hello everyone! Are we all going to listen to Greg Edwards' dodgy disco tomorrow????


Dale W at 11:39:28 Friday May 12 2000
3 hours and 42 minutes to be precise.Missing you already.


Kaya at 11:32:51 Friday May 12 2000
Daaaaaale!! How've you been?? Lomg time no see!


Dale W at 11:32:18 Friday May 12 2000
Nice picture of my arm,holding the camera Nik.'suppose I'm too famous for a full frontal.(face that is). XXX to all.


Frances at 09:42:45 Thursday May 11 2000
Good site. Look forward to seeing the pickies. Don't know if anyone is interested but there is a summer weekend coming up at Camber Sands called "Summer Vibes". Dates being June 30, Sat/Sun, 1/2 July. Cost: £95. 3 dance rooms and Sat/Sun afternoon beach parties and bbqs plus live acts (not yet known). If anyone is interested let me have your address details and I shall post a copy of the booking form to you. There's a few of us going s the line up looks pretty good. It was a great Caister and can't wait for the next one. Hope all is well. Luv Frances xx PS. Anyone interested - Greg Edwards is playing down at Shaft on Saturday night.


kaya at 02:04:13 Thursday May 11 2000
It's only 2.10am and Nik & Me are the only ones left in the Elite Bar!! Lightweights!


Nik at 13:46:47 Tuesday May 9 2000
Course it is. This Message Board is proper pants btw


Kaya at 14:00:32 Tuesday May 9 2000
Cema wants to come too, I told her "deposits next week", is that ok!!??


Kaya at 13:59:43 Tuesday May 9 4 2000
Oh yeah!


Niki at 13:55:33 Tuesday May 9 2000
Oi Kaya! My head still hurts. Spud wants to know when we're booking up for October.