Elite Bar Archives
November 2000

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Timbo at 23:59:59 Thursday November 30 2000
How's Crag ?

Timbo at 23:59:29 Thursday November 30 2000
I've got at least 5 people with me on Sat

Timbo at 23:58:47 Thursday November 30 2000
Blah Blah

Nik at 23:54:12 Thursday November 30 2000
Mite just be us three!

Nik at 23:53:34 Thursday November 30 2000
Timbo, yep the Islington bar it is. Soon as I get back from footie.

Timbo at 23:47:42 Thursday November 30 2000
14 minutes and counting - watch all these Lurkers come out once we reach the witching hour

Timbo at 23:45:8 Thursday November 30 2000
oi - Nik - you willing to come to Islington pre LL ?

ToneTTT at 23:39:29 Thursday November 30 2000
You wont bite me if I come in thre will u

Niki at 23:32:0 Thursday November 30 2000
Chat anyone?

T. in Sussex by the Sea at 23:22:11 Thursday November 30 2000
Sorry for that - that message was for Crag wiv' the dodgy bits ! Oi Craig - Snakeskin is looking good ! Paul thanks for the e- mail - I do miss those Welsh Ewes - sorry ya not gonna be there on SAT, Doris no LL - who my gonna perv it up with luv ? Kaya - anyone else heading for yours on Sat ? - Gary - LL ?

Timbo at 23:17:9 Thursday November 30 2000
Any chance of getting a 7-8 seater for Saturday night - to get from Islington to Epping ?

Niki at 23:13:51 Thursday November 30 2000
Allo. I'm alright ta. Tinkering about with the 24-7 site at the mo.

Alan in Rainham at 23:6:56 Thursday November 30 2000
Evening maaaates! How is everyone?

Kaya at 21:24:58 Thursday November 30 2000
Allo! First Entry Of The Month game? Never 'eard of it, Guv'nor. I was just lurkin' like everyone else;)

oops at 21:11:13 Thursday November 30 2000
Forgot to say thanks.

Paul at 21:10:34 Thursday November 30 2000
Oi, Niki. I've booked a twin room at the Oysterfleet-after they told me they were full. Must have been the Scouse charm!

Nik at 20:57:25 Thursday November 30 2000
Are we all playing the first entry of the month game tonite??

Niki at 20:56:48 Thursday November 30 2000
Evening all! Wasssssappening?

Ian in g.y. at 20:33:6 Thursday November 30 2000
Hi yall!! your all making me jealous, would love to come to the LL.. Gotta do the 151, bummer!!! Oi!! Billy if your lurking i'm now of to the Sun for a couple of snakey b's, do you wanna join us???? Leaving in 5!!

billy in GY at 20:31:8 Thursday November 30 2000
Hey Ian!...son of Beppe????....I'll let u know bout 23 Dec...too far away 4 me 2 make plans yet....but sounds like a good idea.U supply the tarts n I'll cum as the pimp? U say toeknee is gonna be there?.....interesting? Gotta go now....people to hide from....U know how it is.

billy in GY at 20:29:54 Thursday November 30 2000
Hey Ian!...son of Beppe????....I'll let u know bout 23 Dec...too far away 4 me 2 make plans yet....but sounds like a good idea.U supply the tarts n I'll cum as the pimp? U say toeknee is gonna be there?.....interesting? Gotta go now....people to hide from....U know how it is.

Timbo at 18:9:4 Thursday November 30 2000
Oi -girls - are we having as pre match drink or not on SAT - Oi, Kim - I bet I've got more candles on mine on Sat you old Saggitarian ! Gary you gonna get me a cake too pleeesaseee ?

Kaya at 17:39:31 Thursday November 30 2000
Sounds nicer than it is!! Pernod, Creme de Menthe & lemonade!!

kim at 17:25:7 Thursday November 30 2000
Gary, I am sure you do - I have heard all about your antics..... Mmm Green Death sounds nice - I will probably look like green death on Sunday......

Gary M at 17:16:6 Thursday November 30 2000
I always like a blow Kim

Kaya at 17:12:41 Thursday November 30 2000
OK, 'Green Death' all round then....;o)

Kim in Still at work!!! at 17:11:35 Thursday November 30 2000
Another year younger tomorrow - but celebrating or is it actually commiserating it on Saturday at the Lacy. Gary, I don't know if I have got enough puff to blow all the candles out!! As for whats my tipple - anything that will make me topple!!

Kaya at 16:58:14 Thursday November 30 2000
Kim, is it yer actual Birthday on saturday? What do you drink? We'll line 'em up at the bar!!

Kaya at 16:57:21 Thursday November 30 2000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhh! I hate Thursdays!!

Gary M at 16:27:30 Thursday November 30 2000
Oi Kim, how many candles do I need for your birthday cake on Saturday? Can I get a large enough cake? Please advise birthday girl.

Anonanoand on again at 16:3:49 Thursday November 30 2000
Oi Timbo, Tag team down LL on Saturday.Know what that means mate.(gym slips or navy knickers,what you reckon ?

cRAIG at 16:1:32 Thursday November 30 2000
oI MAGGIE,STOP TALKING AND DO SOMe woRK!And you do smoke, i saw you behind the bike sheds lunchtime.So nerrr.

Angie at 15:53:15 Thursday November 30 2000
Kaya - I just tried to call again and was told you're at lunch?! Late lunch! It's been really hectic here today but I will try and call you just before I leave at 5pm, failing that I will call you tomorrow.

Mags at 15:16:26 Thursday November 30 2000
I don't smoke!!!!!!! God whats wrong with you lot - you go out, get drunk, and you lose your marbles. Yes the whole tag team should be attending on Saturday.

KG in EC2 at 15:14:33 Thursday November 30 2000
K stands for Kim...... A regular lurker who adds a comment now and again..... Really looking forward to the LL - anyone now who is the warm up - Bigger or Gary D??

Gary.M. at 15:1:6 Thursday November 30 2000
Oi Mags, you LLing on Sat night. If so, do I have to bring an extra fag lighter?

Nik at 14:33:6 Thursday November 30 2000
Oi Craig, you and me, shoulder shuffle, dundelt.

Nik at 14:31:55 Thursday November 30 2000
Hello KG in EC2. Kim, Kevin, Karen....????????

Niki at 14:29:57 Thursday November 30 2000
That's a good one. I've ridden the beer scooter more times than I care to mention......

Mags at 14:27:17 Thursday November 30 2000
bit excessive for a Monday night though don't you think

Mags at 14:26:5 Thursday November 30 2000
Beer Scooter - when you arrive at your house but you have no idea how you got there or who got you there. Bit like most Saturday nights really

Niki at 14:23:8 Thursday November 30 2000
Greetings all. Paul, here is the list of hotels/guesthouses on Canvey Island I've been given: Castle View Lodge, 2 Camperdown Road, Canvey Island Tel: 01268 680077; Endeavour Hotel, 196 Thisselt Road, Canvey Island Tel: 01268 683243; Maisonwyck Hotel, 194-6 Furtherwick Road, Canvey Island Tel: 01268 510222; Monico Hotel, 1-3 Eastern Esplanade, Canvey Island Tel: 01268 683026; Oysterfleet Restaurant & Hotel, Knightswick Road, Canvey Island Tel: 01268 510111; Pandora's Box Guest House, 300 Long Road, Canvey Island Tel: 01268 683745. I have no idea if any have rooms still available, you will have to phone round I suppose. The majority of us reprobates are in the Oysterfleet......

Kaya at 14:22:41 Thursday November 30 2000
Hi All, what's a beer scooter, Maggie? Oi, Angie, sorry I was on another call when you rang, that's why the silly sod on the switchboard kept you holding for so long!! I don't have your work number so PLEASE call me back - 020 7439 0600..........

KG in EC2 at 14:20:44 Thursday November 30 2000
Seems like the LL is going to be packed on Saturday-a few birthday's and Tony (Bloke) and Mandy's last weekend being single..... Party on down.

Craig at 14:6:12 Thursday November 30 2000
Hi Mag's. XXXX

Craig at 14:4:27 Thursday November 30 2000
Good Afternoon Maaaaates.This weekend i shall be attending the LL but doing the shoulder shuffle only and drinking nowt stronger than water i'm afraid. I'm much better thank you but i've still got a very sore hole between me thights.(make of that what you will children) Anyway i need to be in top form for the boat don't I ? Oi Paul, i think the hotels on canvey are fully booked but i can reccomend the floor of the Goldmine if you're really pushed.Bit sticky down there but the Snakebite still tastes ok.

Guiseppe at 14:1:12 Thursday November 30 2000
Hola

Maggie at 13:57:24 Thursday November 30 2000
Kaya this Monday club could get seroiusly out of hand - if I find myself getting the beer scooter home, we've gone too far!!

Kaya at 13:7:19 Thursday November 30 2000
P.S. Although The Bar is almost fully stocked, we have no Vodka or Bacardi and are quite short of Banana Liqueur...donations gratefully received...

Kaya at 12:5:21 Thursday November 30 2000
Thanks for the pic's Paul, all I need now is everyone else's embarrassing pics & I'm sorted! Gary, Monday beer club is growing every week!! Me & Mariel 1st week, Tracey, Clare, Mariel & Me 2nd week!! By Xmas we'll be able to take over the whole bar!! Craig, Hope you're ok, I'll call you soon, darlin'....

Paul leav in g for W. London at 11:45:28 Thursday November 30 2000
Mater Laates!

Paul at 11:13:13 Thursday November 30 2000
I hear the hotel(s) on Canvey are fully booked for NYE. Is this true?

Gary M at 10:44:37 Thursday November 30 2000
Morning Maates, hope everything is tickety-boo. Oi Kaya, just had a word with little bruv and it appears he may be up for a beer at Se Senor on Monday night, so it appears the old bastard will be making a guest appearance. Oi Craig get better soon maate. Oi Bev, any luck with you know who re the boat trip?

Paul at 10:22:40 Thursday November 30 2000
Oi,Bev. On their way, mate.

Bev at 9:58:17 Thursday November 30 2000
Oi Paul - me old maate - wot about me????? Oops - mornin maateys!!!!

Paul "work in g" at home at 9:56:27 Thursday November 30 2000
He he! Did you forget about that one?

Craig at 9:31:51 Thursday November 30 2000
Oi Paul, thanks for the pic's.Come on how much do you want to hit the Delete button ?????.

Paul at 9:28:57 Thursday November 30 2000
Oi, Kaya. Work e-mail address ok?

Kaya at 8:3:54 Thursday November 30 2000
Mornin' all. Done deal, Ian, cheers maaate! Couple of embarassing pics here, please, Paul.

Ian in G.Y. at 7:35:32 Thursday November 30 2000
Oi!!!!! Billy, all i can say 'bout that is tell the missus she's a GOOD GIRL!!!! I'll ring this evening.... Mornin' all, Kaya, iv'e got 2 copies of Frank's version of "Call me" going free to a good home!!!!

Agent HB at 6:35:3 Thursday November 30 2000
Mornin' - just taking the CID SWAT Team out for an early morning run

Timbo at 23:44:15 Wednesday November 29 2000
Or any other suggestions for a venue ?

Timbo at 23:42:17 Wednesday November 29 2000
Who's up for The Bar @ Islington ? Role call please - for pre-Lacey Burfday Cheeky Beer Session ?

Paul at 23:3:37 Wednesday November 29 2000
Oi, Craig. Cheer up maate. Doris-THANKS! :o)

Doris at 22:43:31 Wednesday November 29 2000
Hello maates! Just confirming that I WILL NOT be attending L on Saturday as I will be doing the family thing (and raiding the parents loft!). I will have my PC and will expect full details etc!

Paul at 22:16:10 Wednesday November 29 2000
Ok, Craig. Here they come.

Billy in G.Y. at 21:58:41 Wednesday November 29 2000
Why is it, "er indoors" is out on the piss 2 nite and I'm sitting at home baby sittin'??....still I gotta cheeba cheeba on the go listenin' 2 some funky tunes. Ian gissa a bell 2 morrow eh?

Craig feel in g very sorry for himself. at 19:52:6 Wednesday November 29 2000
Oi Paul, yes please they may cheer me up a bit.

Dawn at 18:17:45 Wednesday November 29 2000
Cheers Kaya!

Paul at 17:51:10 Wednesday November 29 2000
Talking of photos, if you were caught on camera at the Mine, e-mail me and I'll send 'em out. Melissa-yours have been sent. :o)

Kaya at 17:47:8 Wednesday November 29 2000
Everyone's welcome to come along to The Bar in Islington before the LL on Saturday...there are already about 8 of us leaving from there and you're all free to join us...go on, you know you wanna!

Dawn at 17:40:35 Wednesday November 29 2000
Allo, Sorry Monk and Timbo (last night) I was just lurking when I said Boo! then I went to bed -Niki can you let me know where we are meeting for a drink on sat b4 LL, I'm off out in an hour but I'll still lurk till I go- Doris how are you?

Melissa at 17:31:44 Wednesday November 29 2000
Nice to see everyone on Saturday - good joke, Kaya, been telling it around the orifice. See ya on Saturday, folks. Sorry if I didn't have time to chat properly on Saturday - I'm just so bloody popular, it's untrue. BTW Paul - got any nice digital images you can e-mail me?

Nik at 16:50:19 Wednesday November 29 2000
And allo Paul

Niki at 16:49:51 Wednesday November 29 2000
Allo Kaya and Simon and helloooooooooooo lurkers! Worthington Cup tonite. Come on you IRRRONNNSSSS.

Paul at 16:28:29 Wednesday November 29 2000
Ello. Oi, Craig-I've felt shite since Sunday. Was it your vodka or something else? BTW my car needs a headlamp bulb. Can I get your place to do it & will they provide a loaner & valet mine while it's in? Cost is not a problem-it's a company car. Or will I get told to FRO?

Simon at 16:14:27 Wednesday November 29 2000
As its so quiet, I'll stop lurking and say hello all!! Also Ian - sorry I didn't return your message - been outta the country for a few days,,,

Kaya at 15:54:16 Wednesday November 29 2000
Shockingly quiet!!

Bagpuss at 14:23:24 Wednesday November 29 2000
*Yawn!*

Niki at 14:7:42 Wednesday November 29 2000
Ello. Quiet in here. Anyone want a row?

chrispy at 12:22:40 Wednesday November 29 2000
Ian ta for the report - good thing I gave it the elbow as well - if you can come down do the 29th - cos Harry Denise is at Terry's Choc Soul - two nights for the price of one - recomended - my place will be absolutely corked - guaranteed. The Ipswich thing hasn't got in touch with me yet - too late now - I'll be at the Fridge in Brixton - where Madonna was last night - for the Boxing Night 'Get Loose' - supporting me old mate and chum Steven 'Oi Alexander Jd and Coke' Wren.

kaya at 10:45:16 Wednesday November 29 2000
That did...

Niki at 10:38:55 Wednesday November 29 2000
Or then

Nik at 10:38:48 Wednesday November 29 2000
But not just then

Nik at 10:38:35 Wednesday November 29 2000
Well it did that time...

Niki at 10:38:18 Wednesday November 29 2000
Get better soon Craig! Monk, this page doesn't refresh properly anymore.... ME or ADSL?

Niki at 10:35:38 Wednesday November 29 2000
Morning

Kaya at 10:28:54 Wednesday November 29 2000
Mornin' All!

Monk at 10:20:30 Wednesday November 29 2000
Mornin' (again) Maaates!

Bev at 9:49:34 Wednesday November 29 2000
Mornin Muckers!!!

Craig wait in g for a lift into WORK. at 9:38:7 Wednesday November 29 2000
Yes i'm going in! they can't cope without me it seems,i'm not staying long though, just wring a few necks and sack a car Valeter.Thanks for all you concern ,i'm sure i'll be ok by the weekend.

Ali at 8:11:19 Wednesday November 29 2000
Morning! Blimey - there's Sick Soulboys everywhere. Poor Niki's back, Craig's gammy bits, I've got a stinking snotty nose etc. Waaassss going on? Hey Craig sweetie - you ok? Does being in bed mean the laptop doesn't work?? Why you not talk to us? Kaya - thanks again for getting me the cd's. However, at least one of them is damaged ie jumps and flicks back to previous track (would be Atmosphere - Dancing in Outer Space wouldn't it!). I'll check all the other tracks out, but if there is more than one aggy track, you'll have to let me know where you got it, so I can take it back. Hope everyone gets better soon! ttfn. xx.

Monk at 0:1:8 Wednesday November 29 2000
Mornin' Maates!

Monk at 23:57:38 Tuesday November 28 2000
No one around?

Timbo at 23:54:45 Tuesday November 28 2000
Oi Dawn - me and Monk are in the chat room

CD-Lurking at 23:43:1 Tuesday November 28 2000
BOO!

Monk at 23:34:38 Tuesday November 28 2000
evenin!

Niki at 23:28:35 Tuesday November 28 2000
Kaya, Peace, Love & Snakebite......

Kaya at 21:51:50 Tuesday November 28 2000
Alloooo Maaaates! Craigey is dosed upto the eyeballs with various medications and his consultant has prescribed complete bed rest and maybe some sea air...he has opened a 'gift book' at Self Ridges under the name Dale Minton for his beloved friends to convey their wishes in a tangible fashion....ps....I hope that you all noticed in The Event Calendar that Terry's Chocolate Soul is back on on the 29th of December @ Catch 22 (Formerly The Orange Bar). Oi, Nik, I see you corrected that spelling mistake...;O)

Timbo at 19:41:32 Tuesday November 28 2000
CD - Mines full of OXO cubes !!

Ian at 19:25:37 Tuesday November 28 2000
Chris... Solar allnighter.......... not very good!!!! Most of the dj's didn't turn up nor did many peeps, didn't like the venue although the music ok. Bit of a non starter!!!!

Ian in G.Y. at 19:18:12 Tuesday November 28 2000
Evening all!!! Web war finished, read the sight wearing combats and a hard hat..... Oi!!! Chris let me know the info for Boxing day. It's not at Hollywoods is it?? Dollymixtures could be on for the 15th!! "Can't get enough, just can't get enough"!!!

C.Drumstick-off to Gidea Park to see me Big Sis at 17:49:13 Tuesday November 28 2000
Allo Craig mt darlin' I hope ya feelin' better,Allo to everyone too-Oi Timbo handbag fetishes that's a new one....tell me whats in yours!!!

Bev in about to leave work after a buzy buzy day!! at 17:25:46 Tuesday November 28 2000
Craig me old mucker!!! Hope u r better quick - its EPPING this weekend!!! Nite Nite Maates! xx

Clare at 15:56:26 Tuesday November 28 2000
Hi Kaya, good time last night hun, can't wait 'til next Monday. Did you get really soaked in the rain? Craig - if you're reading this hope you feel better very soon.

Kaya in the busiest place in the world! at 14:34:20 Tuesday November 28 2000
Hi Chrispy & Ali, the 'Mine was good on Saturday, although everypne seems to have selective memory loss. I reckon that if we add up all of the bits that people remember, we might get about 4-5 hours worth or linear memories!! ... For those who are concerned (many of you have asked already) Craig has seen the doctor and has been advised to take it easy for the rest of the week, the Lacey is still a possibility although it depends on how quick his recovery is. He can't walk very far at the moment, so please send flowers/gifts/cards to: 101 Linwood Crescent, Enfield, EN1 4UP...thank you!

Ali at 13:50:48 Tuesday November 28 2000
Afternoon.

chrispy at 13:48:23 Tuesday November 28 2000
allo chaps, as I've been in Newcastle the past few days, can anyone give me the low down on the Solar radio do last Friday, how was is is another planned? What about Canvey? sources tell me that the music was good but not the turn out? Feedback please!!!! Ian nice to know you like the club - been there as resident 4 years now and as you saw love it to pieces. You are welcome any Friday!!! Could be doing a Boxing night gig in Ipswich, any punters up there? Shame about the X mas Q Bar I see that is the only December Friday so far where there is nothing going on. Ah well.

Nik at 13:41:55 Tuesday November 28 2000
Oi Kaya, how's Craig today? Send him our love won't you?

Niki at 13:34:13 Tuesday November 28 2000
Ho hum. Back to normality today is it? If you can call us lot normal that is!! Timbo, are we still on for meeting up before the Lacy on Saturday??????

kaya at 13:31:4 Tuesday November 28 2000
Hallo Maaates! Another quiet day in Soulboys land - do you reckon that yesterday's excitement scared everyone off?

Niki at 13:22:10 Tuesday November 28 2000
Alan, thanks for Quark! It's all working perfectly - top man! I owe you a beer or three.......

Robbie at 12:30:33 Tuesday November 28 2000
Ey, Welshie, I'm feckin' kewl I am.

Timbo at 11:57:24 Tuesday November 28 2000
Oi - Kylie - hope your not bringing that tart Williams with you on Sat !!

Kylie at 11:41:45 Tuesday November 28 2000
I have never seen a windmill fight!! I bet they don't move very quickly!

Niki at 11:40:58 Tuesday November 28 2000
Morning! Is it safe?

Paul "work in g" from home in HH at 11:39:7 Tuesday November 28 2000
Mornin' All. Timbo, I don't thinK I'll be at the Lacy this Saturday as I have to go back to the Scouse Republic this weekend bearing gifts etc. My next outing will be the boat trip on the 17th.

Craig at 10:18:14 Tuesday November 28 2000
I much prefer a Windmill fight meself.

Tone at 10:11:20 Tuesday November 28 2000
Nik, dont even bother with those idyots. You made them there own web site and they should have more respect. See you at the Lacey babes.

Timbo at 10:4:22 Tuesday November 28 2000
What abaht a handbag wrestling event in the LL on Sat ?

Craig ouch in g still. at 9:57:56 Tuesday November 28 2000
Oi Bev, wanna' fight ? ;)

Bev at 9:40:11 Tuesday November 28 2000
Mornin! What's been goin on? Thought we were all maates in here? Hope so! ttfn xx

Kaya at 9:32:9 Tuesday November 28 2000
Mornin!

Ali at 8:44:8 Tuesday November 28 2000
Morning!

Chicken Drummer- ready for bed at 0:35:5 Tuesday November 28 2000
Allo Monk maate,Alan sorry if we confused you honey see you saturday, Tim sorry for the quick exit-I know you understand, oh and what 'ave I told you about blowing yer own trumpet-you had me fooled I never would have guessed it was you. Doris I speak to you toward the end of the wk, Niki, and Kaya :o) :o) :O) ;o)

Monk at 0:9:32 Tuesday November 28 2000
Mornin' Maates!

Timbo at 0:1:20 Tuesday November 28 2000
Oi - Paul -you coming to LL on Sat ?

HB at 23:57:59 Monday November 27 2000
sorry - that should be girls

HB at 23:57:28 Monday November 27 2000
Night gils cya Sat

Timbo in Swat HQ at 23:34:46 Monday November 27 2000
What is going on tonite - Kaya stop tweaking these girlies - Niki don't rise - remember you can always check the "cookies" girl - anymore of this and its the CID SWAT Team !!

Doris at 23:27:4 Monday November 27 2000
Kaya - cos you lurve me more and CD I'm in the chat room already!

C.Drumstick at 23:23:12 Monday November 27 2000
Doris!!!! I'm Calling right abahttt naoooowww!!!!!

C.Drumstick at 23:23:8 Monday November 27 2000
Doris!!!! I'm Calling right abahttt naoooowww!!!!!

Kaya at 23:17:44 Monday November 27 2000
Oi, Doris, what makes you think I don't?

Doris at 23:8:42 Monday November 27 2000
What no one around?!?

Doris at 22:56:32 Monday November 27 2000
Evening CD! Drop me a line!

Doris at 22:55:26 Monday November 27 2000
I have but one comment - I'm sure if Niki wanted to slag someone off she would have put her name - a lot of things she maybe but shrinking violet is not a term I'd usually associate with her! Anyway, that's enough of that - its the music and everything else that matters - isn't it bad enough with all the DJ's falling out - don't let the punters start! And Kaya, stop winding things up or I'll have to tell Cheesey Bennet you fancy him!

CD -Plugg in g at 22:30:16 Monday November 27 2000
Hi Trevor and Jules is was nice to see you on Sunday eve. Jules It was a pleasure meeting you hope to see you one thursday Vsoon. THE FRIDGE BAR Brixton-EVERY THURSDAY-Resident DJs JULES FOX and MIS-B -Sounds of CLASSIC FUNK,SOUL,FEEL GOOD BOOGIE, AND OL SKOOL HIP HOP - IT'S FREE ENTRY TOO - 9PM till 2AM.

CD at 22:11:44 Monday November 27 2000
Shall I stop while I'm ahead?

KayAaaaaah! at 21:58:55 Monday November 27 2000
Oh! Niki explained it!

Kayliea at 21:54:29 Monday November 27 2000
Huh?

C. Drumstick at 21:53:29 Monday November 27 2000
.......NACHO CHEESE!

Chicken Drumstick in a joke telling mood at 21:51:41 Monday November 27 2000
Hey Queen Cheese! here one for you WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?

Chicken D- Checking through tonites entries at 21:48:15 Monday November 27 2000
Weeeelllllll as The Monkey Man would say "BIG DOGS COCKS "and as I would say "WOO WOO" full steam ahead(hee hee)

The Real Ollie at 21:33:55 Monday November 27 2000
Oi! Imposter Ollie. I know who you are and I'm going to bark loudly and pretend I'm fierce.

Little Maaate & Wilberforce at 21:31:50 Monday November 27 2000
When are our daddies coming home?

Ollie the Dog at 21:30:15 Monday November 27 2000
Help!! There are mad people here.

Kayaliea at 21:28:6 Monday November 27 2000
Better the devil you know...:O)

Niki at 21:26:25 Monday November 27 2000
You should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky

Niki at 21:25:26 Monday November 27 2000
Still, you can see the funny side of it eh? ;oD

K(a)ylie(a) at 21:24:26 Monday November 27 2000
I'm H.A.P.P.Y, I'm H.A.P.P.Y, I know I am I'm Sure I am, I'm H.A.P.P.Y.

Niki at 21:22:26 Monday November 27 2000
Well, I hope you know you're going to be in piles of shite now. Lucky be.

Kaya at 21:21:41 Monday November 27 2000
Don't shoot me, I'm only the messier..

Niki still snigger in g at 21:19:16 Monday November 27 2000
STOP STARTING!!!!!!

Kaya at 21:18:8 Monday November 27 2000
PS. By the way...thanks to the Sourmash boys for putting in a good night's work for Niki (@ Aranawebs on www.soul24-7.com) tonight. It's appreciated! All goes towards promoting a damn fine web design company!! We love you all...did you all know that Sourmash work for NIKI? Makes me smile...

Niki in dignant at 21:17:59 Monday November 27 2000
S'okay, don't bother to hang around for the slanging match to continue. I'm reliably informed that the Sourpuss boys are under instructions not to respond to us any more.

Ian in G.Y. at 21:15:6 Monday November 27 2000
Listening to Terry Davis on Solar, now that IS a show!!!!! Anyway i'm taking some peeps to Newark 2morrow and will have 5 or 6 hours to kill. Anyone know any decent record shops (2nd hand or new) in the Newark or Nottingham area?????

Kaya at 21:11:1 Monday November 27 2000
Childish? CHILDISH!? Yes! Damn Right! and the next time I have sweeties, I'm not shring them with you!! So there!

Niki listen in g to Kylie at 21:5:37 Monday November 27 2000
I'm orf to buy some Charlotte Church

Margot Channing(Bette Davis) from "All about Eve" at 21:3:37 Monday November 27 2000
"Fasten you're seatbelts it's going to be a very bumpy night"

Kaya the Troublemaker... in hysterics ;o) at 20:47:53 Monday November 27 2000
Ok, ok, t'was myself! Wot ya gonna do abaht it? Sorry if thou art soooo easily offended.Sounds like sour grapes to me (hahaha). PS thanks for the hits - and remember, whatever you wanna say will not be censored...even though you'd like to think differently...sort of proves my point, does your over-reaction. Anyone who wants to, PLEASE listen to sourmushed on 24-7 tonight, unless you've got an old Kylie CD that you'd rather listen to...I know I haven't but I'm just off to buy one...

DaveCee via E-mail at 20:42:17 Monday November 27 2000
Niki, why did you start this, i know it was you. Face it if i were to slag you lot off you would answer it eh? I have no beef with you until you have said something. I am merely standing up for myself.

Tony at 20:14:39 Monday November 27 2000
Nik if thats the sort of people sourmash are there not worth the time of day

Paul at 20:3:4 Monday November 27 2000
I'm sorting out the photos from the Goldmine which just might help jog your memories. Back later.

Nik at 19:48:5 Monday November 27 2000
Enthralled as I am by this conversation, I find I have a pressing engagement with some wet paint..............

d at 19:26:34 Monday November 27 2000
Like i said , in response to....

Niki at 19:21:1 Monday November 27 2000
Dave, so it's alright for you to abuse me for no reason then? Seems like you're doing a perfectly good job at tarnishing your own reputation dear.

Dave at 19:15:29 Monday November 27 2000
Niki, if you'd read the first part of that entry you'd have noticed i was paying you & Kaya a compliment about the site. coz i don't like slagging people off. Do you expect me to just stand back and take abuse when i've not dealt any out? It's not in my nature to mouth off at people but i will not stand back and let you tarnish my fairly good reputation!

Tony at 19:11:32 Monday November 27 2000
little people with little lives

Tony at 19:9:34 Monday November 27 2000
Oi niki, ignore em. They aint worth it

Nik at 19:2:14 Monday November 27 2000
Dave, no I don't see what you mean? Why don't you explain it to all the good people that use this forum?

Niki at 18:59:50 Monday November 27 2000
Dave, yes it is a shame. But if you're going to react like that everytime someone makes a dig at you is it any wonder we can't?

Dave at 18:57:24 Monday November 27 2000
c wot i mean!

Niki at 18:56:29 Monday November 27 2000
Dave, if YOU can't be civil. Please take your comments somewhere else.

Dave at 18:53:50 Monday November 27 2000
Apologies then if it wasn't you Niki. But if a name isn't supplied and you're the one that normally starts this crap i assumed.......sorry It seems we will always have a difference of opinions, i enjoy wot you and Kaya do on the site but it's a shame we can't all just get along like sometime ago?????????????????

Niki at 18:42:5 Monday November 27 2000
As for keeping yourselves to yourselves, why don't you do that then?

Niki at 18:41:8 Monday November 27 2000
Dave, for your information I haven't been in here all afternoon, and I haven't sent you an e-mail. I'd get your facts right before making accusations like that. As I said, I duuno who posted the earlier comments, but it's you that ends up looking small.

dave at 18:37:45 Monday November 27 2000
Niki ,sorry I thought you was running this website for the punters?! not your big ego! The Sourmash try to keep themselves to themselves but it's .conts(as u called me behind an e-mail) like you niki which just start things off. As for asking you i thought this was a free forum? But as soon as you stop the bitching the sooner you may get a simple hello or something,OK.

Niki at 18:30:11 Monday November 27 2000
Still, gives you all something to talk about eh?

Niki at 18:28:26 Monday November 27 2000
Dave, one day what? There seems to be only one foolish person around here maaate.

Niki at 18:27:26 Monday November 27 2000
Davecee, it's a shame the Sourgrapes posse aren't civil enough to say hello to our faces or e-mail me or Kaya to ask nicely when they want to publicise their events. I dunno who Sourpuss and Sourmush are, but don't start all that crap in our Forum please.

Craig wiv' is legs up in stirrups. at 18:27:13 Monday November 27 2000
Well for the first time in ages i've had to keep me legs apart all day,the Doc's prescribed some antibiotiics so hopefully my swelling will be down soon.(flowers and chocolates to 101 Linwood Crescent, Enfield )Thanks. Oi Bev, me ? Trooosers down in the Goldmine ?Oh dear!!!!!!!

Dave in thinkin you're fooooooolish at 18:26:48 Monday November 27 2000
one day Niki.............one day.

Niki snigger in g at 18:20:14 Monday November 27 2000
It's quiet in 'ere. Where is everyone??

Dave at 18:10:27 Monday November 27 2000
Kaya, Thanx! will await your mail.

moi at 18:7:33 Monday November 27 2000
Just be carefull wot you say, it's a pity you can't be civil about all this.

Kaya at 18:2:14 Monday November 27 2000
Cheers Angie, looking forward to it. Do You know if there are three or four of you yet?? Not that it matters either way...we'll squeeze you in...Ooer!! Dave Cee, Soul 24-7 is usually on while I surf, I'll e-mail you a dedication later, maaate!

Sourmush at 17:53:20 Monday November 27 2000
Don't have to grow up if I don't wanna!! Ner Ner ne ner ner!!

moi at 17:41:6 Monday November 27 2000
Grow up!Nuffin sad about me chump!

Angie in work - 10 minutes to goll! at 16:51:6 Monday November 27 2000
Good idea Kaya - I'll bring photos and programmes down on Saturday, don't know why I didn't think of it myself! See you soon.

Sourpuss at 16:45:41 Monday November 27 2000
No fanks matey...anyone got any hot needles?

Lynda and 'Chop' in Home, Margate at 16:44:18 Monday November 27 2000
Hi yer maates! It seems we missed a brill nite at the mine Saturday, even If most of you can not remember it!! Love to you all

moi. at 16:25:38 Monday November 27 2000
Whilst anyone is in the chat room l8r 2nite check out the Sour Mash live on soul24-7.com from 10pm - 1am. Playin new rnb , boogie , sweet soulmusic plus competitions and e-mail dedi's. Check it out. Thanx t.t.f.n

Kaya at 16:0:22 Monday November 27 2000
UPDATE: Clare & Maggie are meeting us too!! Any more for any more?

Kaya at 15:18:41 Monday November 27 2000
Well, Tracey's meeting me 4 a drinkie later on, who else fancies coming to play? Won't be a long session as I am going to Niki's later...go on, you know you all wanna...help you over those 'Monday blues'...

Bev at 13:46:20 Monday November 27 2000
Oi Nik - Simon says the tickets for NY are £12!! Available at the Lacy I think! Oi Craig - r u alright me old mucker? - so thats why yer troosers came down on Sat. nite -u defo won the cup! he! he! cya xx

kaya at 13:33:53 Monday November 27 2000
Craig, my darling, I hope that you feel better soon!! I'll kiss your inner thigh better whenever you like!!

Kaya at 13:32:34 Monday November 27 2000
Hi Angie, Yes please, old weekender programmes and/or any other memorabilia for a new project that Niki & I are working on...we'll keep you posted...anyway, you're coming to stay this weekend, you should just bring the pic's & stuff with you - bloody unreliable postal service!!

Angie in Work! at 13:28:29 Monday November 27 2000
Hi Kaya, Northampton Lurker here! Just had look at Back in the Day photos - excellent. Thankfully I'm not on any of them! Sorted out some old photos, I've had to put them in post - it'll be ages til I can get to use the scanner here. I also found some old weekender programmes (ie; caister 10) - any good to you? Looking forward to weekend! See you soon x

Public Address System at 13:24:4 Monday November 27 2000
And there's quite a bit of Soul Doo info to update so LISTEN UP.......Places and Spaces this Friday 1st Dec with Gary Dennis and Phil Levene, 9-2 am Catch (ex. Orange Bar) 22 Kingsland Rd Shoreditch E2 £5 b4 11, £7 after. Should be a good one........Queens of Soul Xmas Party, 22nd December with CHRIS HILL and Frostie, 7-12.30 The Queens, Clarence Road Grays Essex FREE ADMISSION.....Caravan 28's own Spud and Tony of Shake It Up Massive fame are spinning the choons every Friday at Zero 6 in Southend, times and taxes to be advised.......Life and Soul at the Q-Bar on 15th December has unfortunately been CANCELLED, Chrispy will keep us posted about new ventures lined up for the New Year........The Goldmine New Years Eve party is a ticket only Private Party, £8 I think, ticket details to be advised.....

Nik at 13:23:46 Monday November 27 2000
Allo Craig, bit late for morning luvvy. We'll av to open up the Soulboys infirmary for all us crumbly old farts falling apart at the seams.

Craig with his trousers bulg in g. at 13:15:46 Monday November 27 2000
Mornin' Me Loverlies, don't get too excited Doris, the bulge in me trousers is caused by a large swelling on me inner thigh !Ouch I think it may be another absess,anyway i'm off the the 'orsepiddle asap.

Niki whizz in g about the Net at 576kbps at 12:59:23 Monday November 27 2000
Afternoon. Thanks to all the Soulboys for another top weekend, I think I've seen you all at some point, plus as many lurkers. Special thanks to everyone who sat down and did the shoulder shuffle with me!! Top jazzy set from Mr. Molehill - Tania Maria, Groover etc. as Bev says "pukka"! Frostie phoned yesterday to say the coach firm rang him and complained that the coach smelt of sick, and I swore blind that nobody had puked up!! It's all coming back to me now.....

Bev at 12:7:25 Monday November 27 2000
'alloooooooooooooo! Good nite Sat. - Hilly played an old Mine set - pukka! Tired now till about Thurs - getting too old for all this methinks! ttfn xx

Doris at 11:58:37 Monday November 27 2000
Motion sickness - is that what they call it now?! In my day it was smashed! Morning all!

Kaya at 11:51:13 Monday November 27 2000
T'is very quiet in the land of Soulboys. What occurrs??

Ann Onn at 11:19:16 Monday November 27 2000
I find that I usually get motion sickness when I am moving...

Maggie at 10:58:4 Monday November 27 2000
Don't you find motion sickness comes at the most inconvenient times.

Kaya at 9:59:48 Monday November 27 2000
Good Monday maaates!! Did we have a nice weekend? Lokks like this weekend coming is looking to be even heavier - the Northampton Girls are coming down (hello N'ampt'n lurkers!!) and I'm working at the weekend (boooo!). Found out about a few more lurkers this weekend (hello L-J, H, A & others). See y'all soooooon....

Dawn at 3:10:39 Monday November 27 2000
OOerr bedtime me thinks, catch up with you all vsoon X

Becs in Gt Yar at 22:58:46 Sunday November 26 2000
NO! I have to keep my eye on her. She will be hitting the chat rooms on here if i left her alone. U had a good night..cool. Hopefully make it next sunday then ~:0)

Ian in G.Y. at 22:47:26 Sunday November 26 2000
Hope everyone had agood weekend (sounds like it!!) To all the Yarmouth lurkers, thanks for turning up at Tipplers, best night so far!!!!!!!!!!!! Becs, you should've got your Nan to babysit!!

Doris at 21:52:49 Sunday November 26 2000
Kaya, I can probably fill you and Craig in on the missing hours! Thanks Craig for rescuing my handbag - I was unable to look for it as I was too busy trying to escape from the Coach before I was kidnapped to Mile End! Also, can you "fill it up" before it is returned (thanks!) Evening all!

Kaya at 19:40:48 Sunday November 26 2000
Damn! It sounds like I missed a great night last night...I remember getting on a coach but must have been abducted by aliens. The next thing I remember is waking up in Niki's spare room and it was 12.00 midday! Seems like I lost 16 hours, if anyone finds them can you send 'em back to me...cheers.

Craig drink in g Tea with the Vicar. at 18:1:40 Sunday November 26 2000
Timbo maaaaaaaate, i vaguely remember something about snakeskin! mail me just to refresh my memory. Oi Doris, last time i bring you a pressie 'ome from me 'olidays.You left it on the coach but i rescued it for you,it's at Niki's.Thanks for the use of your spare room Nik, i must say it was much more comfortable than the floor of the Goldmine.(thanks to the person who came and woke me up in the corner of the dancefloor to tell me the coach was leaving)Oh dear!!!!

T. at 17:39:12 Sunday November 26 2000
That should read -I got a result - See you all at LL next week for the 21st (again) party

Timbo in 'err not sure at 17:37:48 Sunday November 26 2000
ello maaatees - it wasn't just me then - amnesia is obviously contagious - must be something in those snakebites - talking of snakeskins , Craig it did get a result with you know who - I'll keep you informed.

Dawn-Lurking at 15:44:45 Sunday November 26 2000
I see I missed out on ANOTHER GOOD NIGHT, dammm Lesley! let me know if you are going to meet me from the pub or if we should meet in Gants Hill.

Scouser at 15:11:28 Sunday November 26 2000
Alloooooooo, Maaaaaaaaaaaaaates. Today I am mostly experiencing amnesia. I must have had a good time last night judging by the way I feel today! I was surprised to find I had taken 50-odd photos as I have no recollection of using my camera.

Craig & Kaya at 13:14:1 Sunday November 26 2000
Oi, Stew, we have a couple of pics of you from THAT night. We'll get them to Niki & we're sure that by the end of the week, your loveliness will brightn up our dull, drab old website...ps...did Lizzie keep her coat on all night last night?

Kaya&Craig at 13:9:6 Sunday November 26 2000
cough,cough,puke,fart,cough,puke,spew,cough. Good night wasn't it? well was it ? We have very little recollection.

Dawn- Just Lurking on tippy toes at 12:58:44 Sunday November 26 2000
SSSSShhhhhhh!

Doris at 4:0:20 Sunday November 26 2000
For some reason I can't seem to sleep - wonder why that is! Just checking the messages! I had a good night tonite - thats to Paul (the incredible bouncing scouser!), Queen Cheese, Kaya Sex God,Sleeping beauty (Craig!), Daddy adn Mrs Dog, Liability Mickey, Ali, Gilly, etc all And especially FROSTIE!

Alan in Rainham at 3:47:3 Sunday November 26 2000
Mornin' maaaaates! just in from the Goldmine, quiet but good all the same. Music good and the crowd great! See you all soon.

Chicken Gerogina and her side kick Chicken Georgina at 1:49:5 Sunday November 26 2000
We want in on the action please contact us if you need help with the rescue mission!!!

Chicken D-Still speechless, and just discovering that she has been gagged with a smelly sock which has not been washed for months at 1:42:32 Sunday November 26 2000
uuurghhhh uurrghhh uuurghhh!!!!

Charlies angels- on a rescue mission at 1:38:22 Sunday November 26 2000
Hey CD hang in there girlfriend, we're coming to kick some ass and get ya outta there as soon as we're done with Aretha!

Chicken D- Speechless due to being gagged at 1:32:21 Sunday November 26 2000
hhhumm hhhhfppp uuuugghh uuff urfff huum uff!!!

BIG STEW in IN NEW JERSEY at 0:4:28 Sunday November 26 2000
SEEN THE PHOTOS, & I'M NOT IN ANY OF THEM 'BUGGER, BUGGER BUGGER'!!!!!!

Kaya - smok in ' Aretha ( a reefer) at 18:56:22 Saturday November 25 2000
Allo Maaates! Just chillin out while Craig does his make up & ges his chest waxed!! We're expecting Scouser within the next 1/2 hour or so and then we'll be off to rendezvous with the Chingford boys et al for about 7.45...see you all a bit later and don't forget, Let's be careful out there...YEAH RIGHT!!!:O)

Ian in G.Y. at 15:7:19 Saturday November 25 2000
Afternoon all!!!! Chrispy, the gardening club was excellant, will definetely be coming again, you've kept that quiet, top venue and top music!!!! Wish we'd have stayed 'cos the allnighter was a non starter. Thanks for saving us Niki & Frostie!!!! C.D. your not the only one who gets kidnapped, Knowsley(i've only come out for a quiet drink) was dragged kicking & screaming through Holburn tube station onto the Central line!! once your out you stay out Debs!!! Good girl!!!!

Alan in Rainham at 14:16:56 Saturday November 25 2000
Allooo maaaaates!

Paul at 14:13:6 Saturday November 25 2000
ALLO TO YOU TOO!

Niki at 14:10:33 Saturday November 25 2000
Helloooooo TJ. Hope you had a good one at Catch last night. Loadsaluv and Aretha back to you xxxxxxxx

Niki & Frostie at 14:7:37 Saturday November 25 2000
ALLO MAAAAATES.

Timbo at 12:12:35 Saturday November 25 2000
Niki - Craig - due to a &*%^$$£ Ex- wife have had to babysit most of today & evening. I'm still going to be able to come to the GM - but not till much later - sorry for the hassle - have managed to re-arrange my travel and accomadation see you guys later @ the GM. xx

HB at 11:29:4 Saturday November 25 2000
..CB - having trouble getting through on the Bat Phone .... what is nearest tube to Highams Park.. Pick up point the Regal I believe...your offer of billet greatfully excepted... end transmission...

Lynda Nick & 'Chop' in Home, Margate at 11:8:11 Saturday November 25 2000
Oi Maates You all seem to be well, Nick has been ill all week and is just about getting better today! So we will not be Goldmining tonite alas and lac, So have a snakebite for me and report back ! Kaya you are on the tele althe time now. Emerdale (doggie CID / Selling accident insurance) whats going on!! Nik is that you in the photos with long hair 'Brill' Ali I'll give you a bell Sunday. Love you All have a great one!!!

Craig at 10:53:49 Saturday November 25 2000
Oi Timbo, as far as i know the coach is picking up in Highams Park(10 mins in a cab from me) and then Chadwell heath.You're welcome to stay at mine on the sofa bed if you're stuck Maaaaaaaaaate. 079676 279944

SHEP at 9:28:58 Saturday November 25 2000
FREE GIG FREE GIG!!!!!! Bigger STEVE WREN RONNIE HEREL SHEP LIVE PA from CARL HENRY.Email me back no later than 6pm tonight.It is @ the Casino bar EPPING FOREST COUNTRY CLUB,kicks off @ 9pm it is a guest list olny affair

TJ the DJ in Shooters Hill at 3:39:16 Saturday November 25 2000
hello gang, just thought I would let you know what a great job you are doing promoting the best music in the world. lots of luv and Aretha Franklin........TJ x

Alan in Rainham at 1:47:29 Saturday November 25 2000
Allo maaates! Hiya Niki, Kaya, Craig, Doris, Bev etc. good to see you all at Queens. Glad to see that you are now mobile Niki! Hope to see you all at the Goldmine, goodnight!

Chicken D and 007(aka T)-plug in g Ts Sunday night soul grooves at 1:45:39 Saturday November 25 2000
If your looking to hear some Classic 80s Soul, Rare Grooves, some Swing and Jazz flavors, then check out this new once monthly event at The Hob Nobs wine bar in Gants Hill, from 7.30pm till 11pm it's free on the door cya there!!!

Timbo at 0:10:49 Saturday November 25 2000
Hope all you kids had a good time tonight - see ya @ GM XXX

Timbo at 0:8:7 Saturday November 25 2000
Sorry CD, how ya feeling today Hun ?

Timbo in 'orsham at 0:6:50 Saturday November 25 2000
Oi Nik, Kaya, Doris, Crag - you still have told me where the pick-up point for Frasties Coach tomorrow - I'll be out from 11.00 tomorrow - can someone ring me on 07714 231596 PEEEaaasseee !!!!

kaya at 19:32:21 Friday November 24 2000
.....

Chickie D at 18:9:43 Friday November 24 2000
Bribo yes you may confirm with The Doris! or me at dawn@caravan28.co.yk

Chickie D at 18:7:48 Friday November 24 2000
Kaya I said I would ring you but can I find yer number? I'll try D Ws mobile cya

BSB at 17:14:2 Friday November 24 2000
Apart from commando's and strange punters that we don't know! Cya tonite me old mucker! ttfn xx

Craig at 17:6:59 Friday November 24 2000
Bit quiet in ere innit'?

the commando at 16:0:52 Friday November 24 2000
well if that is the case and there's no hope it is the end of human and lilo compassion

Bribo in @ satisefied in solving the mystery of Y2K!!!! at 15:58:39 Friday November 24 2000
Ok,ok I think I've got it. It seems to me that you want to keep the name of the place a secret. So post in your e-mail address so that I can confirm it with you. Or I can confirm it with Doris it's up to you.

the claw at 15:55:22 Friday November 24 2000
wrong claw..thats my cousin on my mothers side...we're always getting mistaken for each other....

Chicken Drummer-without a clue at 15:42:14 Friday November 24 2000
I'm off to the shops, still sratching yer 'ead Bribo?

Penelope Pitstop at 15:40:27 Friday November 24 2000
OOhh No is that The Hooded Claw HELP HELP,whee's my Anthill mob?

the claw at 15:38:37 Friday November 24 2000
too late.......please forgive me!!!!

the commander at 15:36:15 Friday November 24 2000
if not the boys think of the lilo

the claw at 15:29:31 Friday November 24 2000
i cant stop it now..the dragon man is involved...he must be obeyed!!!

Chickie D- with another clue at 15:9:53 Friday November 24 2000
Bribo!! pay attention now-NIGHTLY MARES ON A SPOOKY CORNER,IN A KIND OF SPORTY STYLE. And No! I You can't ask the audience.

the commander at 14:57:47 Friday November 24 2000
dear claw you've opened up alot of old wounds.

someone off of newfaces at 14:45:27 Friday November 24 2000
A 110-year old man is having his annual medical checkup. The doctor asks him how he is feeling in general. "I've never felt better!", he replies enthusiastically. "I've got an 18-year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?!" The doctor thinks for a moment and then says; "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses the yearly hunting season, but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he is walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly sees a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it to the beaver, squeezes the trigger, and - *BAM* - the beaver drops dead in front of him." "But that's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!" "Exactly," said the doctor.

Ali at 14:42:36 Friday November 24 2000
Sniff, snivel, sniff! I'll be the one with the rudolph nose tomorrow, glowing the corner. Oh Bum! ttfn. xx.

the claw at 14:36:7 Friday November 24 2000
are those young brave boys..queen and country and far too much cheap rose'...

Chicken Drumstick at 14:25:44 Friday November 24 2000
Allo Steve welcome, I have friends in Croydon so I'll give 'em a shout so they can go check it aahhhtt! Bribo I am sorry you'll have to do your home work, otherwise you can't come out to play(tee hee)-I might even give a teeny weeny weeny clue vsoon. Kaya I'll ring you later. Hi Tim, Hi Queen Cheese I've been checking out some accessories and other bits for all to wear NYE OOOhh I can't wait!!!!!

Steve Watt in CRoydon at 13:5:13 Friday November 24 2000
Great site Now the blantant plug: Sole@ The Elephant Bar 20 Southend Croydon Sundays 7.30 til late Admission FREE!!! Steve Watt + occasional friends spin Club Classics, Phunky Faves & Nu Cool Anything from Maceo to Masters @ Work, Miles To Mantronix Mary J to the Marvelettes IF it moves ya We play it. Croydon needs a proper night grown ups who don't take it too seriously.

Niki eagerly await in g my ADSL installation at 12:53:35 Friday November 24 2000
Afternoon maaates! Busy, busy, busy. Hope Denise's birthday drinks went down well last nite. If anyone would like to pop round for Friday drinkies before we depart for Queens of Soul in Grays give us a shout..... Kaya, give me a ring when you get a minute. See you later.

jonno in at work!!!!! at 12:41:35 Friday November 24 2000
Anyone going to the chocolate soul thingey at the old orange bar tonight? Terry Jones (GOD) & Gavin Page are playing for 3 hrs!!! I think they are recording it for a show on soul24-7?

the commander at 12:23:24 Friday November 24 2000
how could you put the memories of those brave boys in a picture gallery for cheap kicks?

Bribo in @work scratching head at 12:4:39 Friday November 24 2000
Ok girls (Dawn & Doris) I need another clue. My knowledge of history of the pubs in the whole of Ilford is not that good.

Monk at 11:42:22 Friday November 24 2000
Sorry Craig can't go to Queens tonight but will see you next week @ the Lacey. Anyone fancy drink about 6ish let me know, Niki will be round about 3(ish) see you then.

the claw at 11:24:20 Friday November 24 2000
if we'd had more time and better training it could have worked...i think its time the truth was know!!

the commander at 10:55:28 Friday November 24 2000
operation laughing gear was a complete failure in what it was trying to achieve. it should be forgotten about. anyway have you heard of the 30year rule. it was a top secret operation.

Bribo in @ work on the case at 10:19:24 Friday November 24 2000
Dawn aka( ....) & Doris...You girls have got me intrigued. I will have to get my sleuths hat on. Lets see the clues It's in Ilford, It has history of being a slaughter house. Emmmmmmm..

Bette Davis at 9:48:53 Friday November 24 2000
Mornin! At last its crunchie day - yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Tonite I will mostly be getting pissed in Grays! Cya there or be square!! xx xx

alanm in hell at 9:21:42 Friday November 24 2000
i remember it well nearly cost me 10yrs of marital bliss.re the piccys i've got a scanner at home but dont know how it works..it does look thoufg came with the package!! i'll bring them along next week one evening next week..if paul or kelvin are lurking out there dont forgett the OPERATION LAUGHING GEAR pictures!!! i know u know wat i mean...

Dawn-enjoying the sunshine at 9:18:45 Friday November 24 2000
Allo Maates I feel a little better this morning but I'm not going into work:0) Allo Monk, I'll see what the doc says and if I'm ok I might just meet you for a drink later! Hi Timbo,I got home from work at 3pm and slept for a couple of hours thats why I was up late.

cRAIG at 9:16:25 Friday November 24 2000
Oi Monk, are you stopping down for the Queens tonight ? come on we haven't shown us ya face for ages. Mornin' me Loverlies.

Monk at 0:25:17 Friday November 24 2000
In London all afternoon, so my see a few of you, Niki get the kettle on!!!!

lurk at 0:16:45 Friday November 24 2000
anon anon

Anon at 23:58:14 Thursday November 23 2000
Lurk Lurk

Timbo at 23:51:13 Thursday November 23 2000
Dawn - you should be in bed

Chicken D-lurking and listening to D'infulence at 23:44:35 Thursday November 23 2000
Allo Monk! Are you about at the w/end or will we see you the following w/end at the Lacey?

Monk at 23:16:1 Thursday November 23 2000
Oi Timbo, Ollies certainly is still going or it was last time I got drunk there about three months ago!! Evenin' Maates!!

Chicken D at 21:59:26 Thursday November 23 2000
I need to arrange to meet someone on friday eve to go to the all nighter,but I can't go OTT 'cos I have to do a 3 till close shift at the pub aaarrgghhh!!

Dawn at 21:55:28 Thursday November 23 2000
That's my heating sorted thanks to my dad and hius mate. Oi Doris dont give it away honey make him think. I have just spoken to Lisa in Gants hill,she said that she will be making her own way to canvey, so she'll see y'all there!

Doris at 21:22:55 Thursday November 23 2000
Hey Bribo, we shall have to gatecrash CD's place one night -its only in Ilford!

Doris at 21:21:41 Thursday November 23 2000
Kaya, get Niki to tap Froggy - he owes me and her for lifts and cakes etc! Thats the least he could do! I shall be retiring to bed soon - early start (5am!) tomorrow! Currently getting around abot £500 of fags and £500 of drink! So thats Xmas taken care of.....Cheers Craig for the services provided! I will look after it - honest!

Ian in G.Y. at 19:45:9 Thursday November 23 2000
Cheers Becs!!!! Love u 2 !!!!! Kaya, sorry about the ticket, out of my hands i'm afraid. Looks like we're doin' a tour of London before we get to the allnighter. Yipeeeee!!!!

Anon at 19:9:41 Thursday November 23 2000
Doh Ithink she meant to say It might stick Doh!

Chicken D at 19:8:32 Thursday November 23 2000
Allo Bec, "Boogie Boy eh Ian" I might just stick, Kaya hows the Job hunting going and what was wrong with the last Job?

Chicken D at 19:2:29 Thursday November 23 2000
Hey Bribo!!! the pub in which I work is not the sort of pub that I would invite my soul maates to. But those friends who do stumble across it and myself, always end up having a jolly good time. I won't tell you just yet, but I'll give you a clue- It used to be the old slaughter house- if you are originally from Ilford and you know the history, then don't tell me the answer, just surprise me and drop in. Doris never mind about my order, Dad will be going soon so I'll sort s'mat out. I'm off to start me crimbo deco 'cos if I don't start it now then It will never go (or maybe I@ll just curl up on the sofa in front of the T.V

Becs in Gt Yarmouth at 18:54:47 Thursday November 23 2000
HI all. Did u know Ian's nickname has been raked up from the past.......GO, BOOGIE BOY IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C.D in need of the antidote now at 18:43:12 Thursday November 23 2000
sniff sniff!

Liverbird at 18:20:56 Thursday November 23 2000
change of callsign...B. Ferry (Birkenhead not Brian) roger (ooer) and out.

CID( Brown Cow)call in g all other agents at 18:16:4 Thursday November 23 2000
Latest intelligence reports find target CD to be carrying deadly virus.Agent B-biter will provide antidote upon boarding of FRCT.

Timbo at 18:2:52 Thursday November 23 2000
Oi Monk - is Ollies in Ascot still going ?

Timbo at 18:1:16 Thursday November 23 2000
Too many gigs.. aren't we gonna spread ourselves to thin here ?? Spoilt for choice is one thing ....

DJ Car-Loss at 17:18:44 Thursday November 23 2000
Aye, Nik, I remember...;o) Mariel & Ally, looking forward to seeing you a bit later... Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!

Bev in work and still BORED! at 17:4:14 Thursday November 23 2000
Friday nites at the Zero - I remember them well! Used to pull the pints whilst being blasted by Froggy! Coach loads of punters every week - "20 pints of lager love .... bloody nitemare! Cya xx

Tony in m.y.b. at 16:56:1 Thursday November 23 2000
Hiya boyz and girls it seems everyone but everyone is getting in the party mood. So to add to the confusion you can catch spud and myself at ZERO6 aviation way southend off the A127 every friday from the 1st DEC 00 playing good old and new soul 4more info Call:07971659758.cya

Bette Davis at 16:48:37 Thursday November 23 2000
Oops - an Anon again!

Anon in work BORED! BORED! BORED! at 16:47:46 Thursday November 23 2000
At this precise moment I am sipping Cranberry, Rasberry & Elderflower tea - lovely! Nearest I could get to a snakebite in the office - its the right colour init!!! ta!ta! xx

Timbo in 'orsham at 16:39:28 Thursday November 23 2000
Ally (Clare ?) Don't worry about the yanks they're all getting pissed for thanksgiving - other than those counting votes in Florida !

Alley Mc Beal at 16:20:30 Thursday November 23 2000
I thought I'd be sued if I used her real name. You know what these bloody Americans are like.

Mariel at 16:16:21 Thursday November 23 2000
Surely you mean Ally- Isn't an alley where cats and dogs tend to leave their droppings? And yes I am a bitch before you call me

Alley Mc Beal at 16:6:10 Thursday November 23 2000
It's in Charlotte Road (Shoreditch). Just off Great Eastern St I think? Which is behind Liverpool St station.

Mariel at 16:2:33 Thursday November 23 2000
Kaya - the Cantaloupe is in Old Street, I have no idea where abouts as I have never been sober upon arrival. If you haven't had the pleasure of a Soapy T.W you'd better come, I'm sure on her birthday she would be more that obliging.

Alley McBeal at 15:57:24 Thursday November 23 2000
Wishing a big happy birthday to Kim Wilde. And would like to invite anyone who fanices a S.T.W to the Cantaloupe in Shoreditch tonight.

Niki rem in iscing at 15:50:57 Thursday November 23 2000
Allo! I remember the Datsun too. Kaya, isn't that the one that got nicked from outside my mum and dad's house in Gants Hill on my 18th birthday? Remember "DJ Car-loss"

Bribo in @ work lurking. It's what I do best. (lurk,lurk) at 15:45:24 Thursday November 23 2000
Dawn..That's what you get for running around wit no knickers on in this cold weather . Which pub do you pull pints at. I've got a sneeky suspition that you don't live a million miles from Doris...

A rather sick Chicken Drumstick cough in g and moaning in agony at 15:28:31 Thursday November 23 2000
I 'ave taken leave from work to come home and go into hybernation DO NOT DISTURB that only applies to those I work with(tee hee)

HB at 15:20:49 Thursday November 23 2000
...SB...re: secure transmission..e-mail encrypted data re: grid refs. for Majestic...end transmission...

Kaya at 15:19:56 Thursday November 23 2000
I am up for a beer almost anytime! Just let me know...Alan, any chance of scanning some of the worst pics in for us? If you can't, just bring 'em along when we meet up & I'll scan 'em & get 'em back to you. The Datsun finally died about a year after the incident driving to The Belvedere, I'm sure you remember that one - when we broke down about 2 miles away after driviong for an hour and a half and then we got there just as the bar was closing! Oh, the thinmgs we did when we were kids!!

Bev remember in g all me old Goldmine maates at 15:17:17 Thursday November 23 2000
Oi Alan - good 2 c ya on the site! Sent u an e-mail! Spoke to FRONTLINE Janette this mornin - told her to get on the site! If ya out there Janette - 'allo! - also, sort out some of yer old piccies for Niki's back in the day bit! ttfn xx

Gary.M. at 14:53:37 Thursday November 23 2000
Scrap next Thus then, how about the 7th?

Gary.M. at 14:52:3 Thursday November 23 2000
Hello Bruv, just like your first shag eh maaate? I can remember her name, so could half of the original Goldmine punters, no what I mean? Next Thursday OK 4 me to. How do you fancy the boat on the 17th of Dec?, you can also bring that old reprobate Tetley along with you. We could even try and get Paul Larkins out, although pigs might fly. P.S. LOVE YOU BRUV.

alnm at 14:51:51 Thursday November 23 2000
way too long...cant make next thursday..weekends abit difficult at the mo..anyway like gary says i've got loadsof piccys to share so will get together soon... what ever happened to that pile of shite car (datsun i think) u used to drive...

SB at 14:23:31 Thursday November 23 2000
Non-secure network...this transmission has been terminated............

Dr in king coffee, I meant, like th at 14:18:13 Thursday November 23 2000
;o)

Kaya - Dr in ging coffee & applying for a new job... at 14:16:13 Thursday November 23 2000
Welcome to the site Alan! It's been a long time maaate! How have you been? Are you coming to the Goldmine Reunion this Saturday? Frostie's Reliable Coach Tours are providing transport from various parts of East London but if you can't make it, I'm deffo up 4 a beer or 10 next Thursday!! PS.See you all at The Goldmine on saturday or in Grays tomorrow night if not at the Cantaloupe tonight...

HB at 14:12:2 Thursday November 23 2000
SB ...I need a co-ordinate re: Majestic..

Gary.M. at 14:7:49 Thursday November 23 2000
Sorry Kaya, cant do tonight, got the kids and also need some sleep. Will be going to Queens tomorrow, babysitter permitting, allnighter definately out unless I take the kids with me, but defo for the 'Mine on Saturday. see you aroud maaate. Oi Timbo, bringing your trumpet on Saturday night?

alanm in hell at 14:1:59 Thursday November 23 2000
kaya had a beer with me brother lunch time and finally decided to say hello....bit like your first shag really...long time thinking about it and then its all over...

Kaya at 13:45:55 Thursday November 23 2000
Cheers Gary, it's Thursday today, maaate! Are you 'mining on Saturday? or doing The Queens of Soul doo on Friday? Probably not up for the allnighter, too expensive & I am skint! Drop me an e-mail @ work if you wanna come out for Denise's birthday tonight...seeya soon...xxx

Special Branch at 13:42:53 Thursday November 23 2000
20:00-251100. HP = Majestic...ETA PME = 21:00. Logistic Resources aranged through FRCT (Snowman). Don't call 'mother' unless no-go.

Gary.M. at 13:37:27 Thursday November 23 2000
Afternoon Maates. Oi Kaya just met little Bruv (Alan)for beers at lunchtime. He wants to arrange a beer one night after work (Thursdays Preferable)for a chat and general reminisce about the old days. He also has many old pics from the good old days of the old Dagenham crowd which he would like to share. You havn't changed abit maate! ha ha. Oi bev, he's got a couple of you as well, in your "I look like a refugee from the New Romantic Scene Look". Big discussions took place as to the real colour of that hair. Any comments?

HB at 13:23:8 Thursday November 23 2000
Maybe the use of Purple Mist smoke grenade will cover our extraction

CID agent(code name Brown Cow)beh at 13:14:17 Thursday November 23 2000
Don't forget agents liverbird & Snowman. Rendesvous 20.00 hrs GMT Highams Park i do believe.Attention all agents use whatever force you feel necessary.Target CD must attend Precious Metal Excavation.

HB at 12:57:12 Thursday November 23 2000
BC - is current role call for strikeforce 1 as follows Agents: Brown Cow, Turkish Delight, Queen Cheese, B-Biter,Ali Baber,Horn Blower ? Where will the RV be for pickup to target ?

CRAIG at 12:53:49 Thursday November 23 2000
Happy Birthday Denise, see you later.

HB at 12:45:13 Thursday November 23 2000
... Do we have a schemeatic of target sunrise's lair - we may need a diversion and secondary extraction point...

HB at 12:42:16 Thursday November 23 2000
......BC - target's bodyguards my need to be neutralised prior to insertion...

Bev at 12:9:54 Thursday November 23 2000
Where is everyone today? Oi Kaya - not a Si Senor happy hour again is it?

kaya at 10:0:10 Thursday November 23 2000
Mornin' maaates! Who's up for a little drinkie after work tonight? It's Denise's b'day, y'know...

HB in CID - SWAT TEAM HQ at 9:4:42 Thursday November 23 2000
Affirmative BC - initial recce shows possible heavy resistance.

CID( Brown Cow)call in g Hb at 7:25:12 Thursday November 23 2000
Target is keeping low profile also expect back up.we may have to suprise from behind.

C.drumstick,Rowan, and Ann-marie smoking a shhh dont tell anyone at 0:44:21 Thursday November 23 2000
I had a lovely surprise from Jay of muswell hill who popped by the pub and remembered me from a dance we had at caister in sept last year(lovely man) they got me pissed and here I am with company so guys as I always say woo woo full steam ahead ....untill I reach me bed TTFN

Doris at 22:48:3 Wednesday November 22 2000
How the devil is everyone - Trainspotter thansk for the guest list, I shall be arriving after midnight having swapped cars from the France trip! Take care, chat anyone?

Ian & Keef doin' a tape. in G.Y. at 22:44:35 Wednesday November 22 2000
Hi all, Becs don't u dare!!!!!!

HB at 22:24:22 Wednesday November 22 2000
BC Roger that......

Kaya, Niki & Matt - Chillin' in Niki's 'ouse at 21:59:42 Wednesday November 22 2000
allo

Lynda in Margate college at 20:52:0 Wednesday November 22 2000
Hi yer maaates I'm at school learning !!!

Ali at 20:22:56 Wednesday November 22 2000
Allo maates! Long time no log on. See you all on the coach for the Mine Saturday night! Kaya - don't forget my CD! Nike - how's your back? Better? Oi Billy Liar - you've been quiet! Took Tiger to the vet on a rush job last night!!! Bad fox bite was the problem. Anti bios and big pain killers and now she really hates me but then she gives me asthma, so we're even! ttfn. xx.

Bribo in @ home skiving while the Mrs is out! at 20:4:21 Wednesday November 22 2000
Bev - The only person that I recognised was the nutter that was manic during the traditional Greek dancing bit. I got my bottom wiped with a cat-o-nine tails by some ol'bidy from the rowdy hen night party.I think she enjoyed herself alittle too much. She had that satisfied look to her face. It may have been the drink tho!. My brother had some other woman ask very politely if she could sit in his lap. I laughed to see the expresion on his face. It was a Kodak moment. Dawn aka C.drumstick...You can pay me in a drink when I catch up with you guy's at some point or another. I'm not scared of kidnappers. I know Kung Foo don't you know. I've watched drunken master 4 times.

CID( Brown Cow)call in g agent Turkishdelight. at 19:56:35 Wednesday November 22 2000
Is your weapon fully loaded?hold fire until tomorrow.

Craig at 19:50:36 Wednesday November 22 2000
Paul, maaate, we thought you'd joined the resistance. where's ya bin ?(code name" Liverbird", you may be required on this mission)OK?

CID( Brown Cow)call in g HB at 19:46:52 Wednesday November 22 2000
Charlie Delta,orgasming?(c....g) ,raining today?(we....R)she likes it or n..(tie your laces in one). is your chopper standing in readiness ?

Paul at 19:21:47 Wednesday November 22 2000
I'll just spellcheck that.

Scouser-keep in g an uncharacteristically low profile at 19:20:53 Wednesday November 22 2000
Hi, Niki. I've been a bit busy but I've had the odd lurk. Nice to see the photos up on the Caister Boys page. Allo to everyone else!

HB in CID Branch at 19:3:53 Wednesday November 22 2000
Bravo Charlie, Target "Sunrise" seems like def no-show for Precious Metal Excavation

Nik at 19:3:28 Wednesday November 22 2000
Sorted

Trainspotter at 18:24:42 Wednesday November 22 2000
Doris,Hi sorry for delay in responding but if you are coming you names down bye for now trainspotter

Dawn-scoff pasta before dashing of to do another shift at the dark hose at 18:18:24 Wednesday November 22 2000
Hi Bribo, I see my cover has been blown sssshhiittt, but hey thanks for lovely complements(do you accept payment by card?) Watch out any kiddnappers I've got body guards you know! nuff for now I'll drop in later cya x PS Niki I think I'm the only one not going on sat but the space will be filled no probs.

Nik at 17:51:45 Wednesday November 22 2000
Where's the Scouser got to?

Nik at 17:50:54 Wednesday November 22 2000
Spoken to Frostie and confirmed 8 for the coach Kaya, Craig, Me, Doris, Dawn, Leslie, Lisa and Timbo. That right? Any more for any more? Craig, Mr. F. will be in touch v. shortly....

Craig at 17:38:57 Wednesday November 22 2000
The only person who hasn't aged since ,"back in the days" is little jeremy, blees his scrawny little neck.I'm off home now, give the phone line a rest. Oh doris how many seats in the Galaxy? currently 5 but i can take more out if you wish.

Bev in so pleased to be goin 'ome at 17:22:28 Wednesday November 22 2000
Cheers Doris! R u Queenin it on Friday - I'll have the readies with me! Oi Bribo - did ya c me - I look about ten years old - bless me! Goin home now maates ta! ta! xx

Bribo in @ work still at 17:13:47 Wednesday November 22 2000
Hi yall.I spyied one of you characters in the corintian Greek resurant in Gants Hill on Saturday night. I've seen his picture so i'll soon ID him. He's a total nutter ... Enough said untill I've got a name.... Dawn aka C. drumstick... Girl you fooled me. I thought you where two people. As in an earlier comment about your chest. You may not get them out for the lads, but you have impecable taste in bras! (trawl through the pictures to see what I mean) Girl, I'll give you 10 outta 10 for missbehaviour.

Doris at 17:11:28 Wednesday November 22 2000
Get around me - Islington, Holloway Road and Ilford! Such lovely areas. Anyone else for any other stuff from France - lits is looking very small at the minute (except Craig, Kaya, Niki< CD and Bev!)! TTFN

Craig at 16:55:46 Wednesday November 22 2000
Oi bev, see ya down the Queens friday.

Bev - today I have mostly been lurk in g at 16:37:41 Wednesday November 22 2000
'allo Crag & all other maates! Bored again - can't wait 4 the weekend! Need a snakebite or 2!! ttfn xx

cRAIG at 15:49:4 Wednesday November 22 2000
Thanks Gary, no can do maaate. Kaya might though.Free beer? What i mean might.

Gary.M in Having aShit Day and totally Pissed Off in Moorgate at 15:38:21 Wednesday November 22 2000
Oi anyone, got to go to some crap cocktail reception at the National Portrait Gallery (Posh or what)tonight at 6.30 tonight. As i am bailing out of this hell hole dead on 5, does anybody and I mean anybody fancy a beer for an hour or so pront after 5. Can swing it on expenses so it wont cost you a bean.

CID agent(code name Brown Cow) at 14:46:1 Wednesday November 22 2000
Oi Hair flick, I though someone had stloen your bits from decoder thingy machine and posted 'em to Jeremy Clarkson or someone from the tv anyway ?

CID agent(code name Brown Cow)beh in d Tesco Crouch End. at 14:42:12 Wednesday November 22 2000
Sorry old bean i did mean "HB".Do you think we should plant agent (ND)in said public bar?

Herr Flick at 14:41:46 Wednesday November 22 2000
Ve haff e teeam off enkripshon ajentas on ze case, ve vill skupper yor plens, Engleesh!

CID agent(code name Brown Cow) at 14:35:55 Wednesday November 22 2000
Reading you loud and clear, BC.Hopefull she'll come quietly. (unlike meself)

HB in HQ at 14:32:43 Wednesday November 22 2000
...BC use Aris e-mail as "Dolphin Dreams" is currently off-line ...end message..

CID Agent(codename Hornblower) at 14:30:9 Wednesday November 22 2000
BC make sure OP CD is encrypted - I have the necessary equipment for a satisfactory nite op - Lock 'n Load

kaya at 12:58:23 Wednesday November 22 2000
Aaah, yes...I remember it well. There I was in an internet chatroom when someone calling himself Kaya's Ex comes into the room and continues to wind me up for an hour or so...Turns out to be Mr Nosh who I'd last seen ten years previously...the rest, as they say, is Hystery!!

Craig at 12:9:53 Wednesday November 22 2000
Well it's a year since he first chatted me up!But i waz playing hard to get!It's actually the 10th of December, if you get my meaning. Ooeeeer missis.

CID agent(code name Brown Cow) at 12:4:19 Wednesday November 22 2000
Oi Timbo, i'll e-mail you re "Operation CD" soon, do you think we'll need handcuffs and a gag ?

Nik at 11:20:3 Wednesday November 22 2000
Morning! Doris, WHU have accepted Leeds offer of £18m and it's "up to Rio" to decide if he wants to go.... Craig & Kaya, a year is it????? Congrats. Timbo, details! You've got to be joking maaaate.

Timbo at 10:31:51 Wednesday November 22 2000
Nik - can you e-mail with details of the coach for Sat ?

Craig & Kaya at 9:2:44 Wednesday November 22 2000
Big thank you to everyone for our Anniversary cards yesterday, just think of all those drinks you'll have to buy us on Saturday. Oi Timbo i'm sure we can squeeze you in somewhere.Doris i'm dialing with the other hand right now. Oi CD,the coac is passing right outside your pub saturday night,be on your guard.

Doris at 8:15:19 Wednesday November 22 2000
Ohhhh, I was first this morning! So unusual for a woman! Right off to kill and scarfice some animals or Lids fans (which every I can get hold of first!) Nothing like a bit of raw meat...to get yer teeth into! CRAIG - RING ME ASAP!

Doris at 8:13:22 Wednesday November 22 2000
So Niki, have we sold or haven't we.....

YRA in skint mode at 23:51:57 Tuesday November 21 2000
Eh up wassucks

Timbo at 23:49:34 Tuesday November 21 2000
Hey Ian - I think they meant dimms and simms - dims and doms is music boy ie. diminished 5ths and dominant 7ths - sorry anorak time. Hey CD - have I got to wait till me burfday to see ya hair ?

Timbo at 23:46:37 Tuesday November 21 2000
Anybody about ? Hey Nik - I may be up for a place on the coach on Sat if I can find any offers of a bed - any offers maates - one well behaved Welsh Perv needs place to crash after a mining expedition. Anybody chatting you meat chewers

Monk at 23:46:11 Tuesday November 21 2000
Evenin' Maates! take care with the back niki!

Nik at 23:39:57 Tuesday November 21 2000
Nite maates. Off for me frozen pea treatment. Sleep tite all.

Nik at 23:9:47 Tuesday November 21 2000
Yeeeeees. Bollox.

Niki at 22:24:6 Tuesday November 21 2000
Noooooooooooo

YRA in mourning for £18m at 22:15:12 Tuesday November 21 2000
AAAARRRGGGHHH......!!!!!!!!!! Who you gonns drop then DOL ?..Radebe ? Woodgate ?

C.Drumstick at 22:14:36 Tuesday November 21 2000
What now.... OK!!!

Chick D- chuckl in g after looking through past entries at 22:13:9 Tuesday November 21 2000
ONE GIANT STEP FOR SOUL..........ONE GIANT LEAP FOR SOULBOYS

Doris at 22:9:2 Tuesday November 21 2000
Anyone want a chat?

Paul at 22:1:7 Tuesday November 21 2000
Evenin' all.

Doris at 21:56:10 Tuesday November 21 2000
You can tell Mr Jones that it was Mr Bennet pestering me! I was only admiring Mr J from a (very short) distance - on your instructions!!

Nik at 21:50:39 Tuesday November 21 2000
Chikkie D, hey baby! Yeah I'm sure there'll be room. I'll be speaking to the Frost later so I'll let him know

Niki at 21:49:6 Tuesday November 21 2000
Sorry I made you fluff up Mr. Jones!

Niki at 21:48:25 Tuesday November 21 2000
WOT A PLUG!! I love you TJ..... Oi Doris, Terry said on air you were pestering him at Southport ;o)

Chick D at 21:47:17 Tuesday November 21 2000
Hey Niki, I had a call from Lisa from Gants hill, she wants to go to the GM, will there be space for her on the coach if she travels up with you guys?

Chick D at 21:44:28 Tuesday November 21 2000
I will be working till midnight, I might do liquid bar to kill some time, is it worth aranging a meet for maybe 2am? Allo Queeny!!

Niki tuned in to the sublime Mr Jones on 24-7 at 21:37:50 Tuesday November 21 2000
Evening all.

Doris at 21:31:23 Tuesday November 21 2000
Ms CD, don't you mean Friday night/Saturday am? Will depend on time Queens finishes....and I love a (large) bit of meat (any type!)

C.Drumstick at 20:46:5 Tuesday November 21 2000
Allo sniff sniff!!! Doris what time d'ya reckon you'll be going to the Active do on saturday?

C.Drumstick at 20:41:25 Tuesday November 21 2000
AAACCCHHOOO!!! oh dear excuse me a sec.

Craig at 17:56:8 Tuesday November 21 2000
Oi kaya, haven't you left yet ? Hurry up !!

Kaya at 17:52:18 Tuesday November 21 2000
Oi, Ian, you used a long long word (?????????etc) with no spaces, hence the scrollbar across the bottom of the screen!!

Ian in G.Y. at 17:45:37 Tuesday November 21 2000
Hi, all. Cheers chris. Oi!! Niki, dunno what i done wrong, scroll bar, whasssat???? I,m not gonna say what me mate said about me comp today dunno if he was winding me up, somink 'bout dims 'n' doms. Anyway i don't care as long as it gets me on the website. Orf to bed (night driver 2nite) cya...

Craig at 17:0:6 Tuesday November 21 2000
Oi Doris any luck with the shopping ?

cRAIG at 16:50:8 Tuesday November 21 2000
How about a nice plump sausage Doris ? Oi kaya lets do Turkish,dahn that cheapo place in Dalston.Yummy yummy.we can throw plates at each other after.

Kayaaaah in need of a lunch break... at 16:5:1 Tuesday November 21 2000
Timbo, count me in! Where do you wanna start out? We caould always do cocktails in The Bar in Islington...Oi, Craig, where are you taking me for dinner tonight?

Timbo at 15:58:9 Tuesday November 21 2000
As the world and his wife probably already know the next LL on the 2nd is me burfday. Is anyone up for meeting up in a boozer somewhere before Epping for a few sherberts - as EFCC is so f***ing expensive - 1st round (at least is on the old geezer) - I've got the girlies coming up with me from Brighton (Brighton Belles ? ) oeer missus any ideas maates ?

Doris at 15:49:16 Tuesday November 21 2000
Well, usually I like mine raw (horns off and bum wiped!) but for you Big C, I'll have it anyway it comes! If God had wanted me to be vegetarian then she wouldn't have made meat taste SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO good! Pervs are alright, T, in thier place (tied and bound usually!).

Timbo at 15:47:22 Tuesday November 21 2000
Oi, Mr Sweep - keep ya meat to yourself or I'll tell K.

Doris at 15:46:31 Tuesday November 21 2000
Just checking in!

T. at 15:45:51 Tuesday November 21 2000
You carnivors are all the same

Timbo at 15:44:42 Tuesday November 21 2000
Oi Doris don't ya love perv's anymore ?

Anonanoand on again at 15:44:10 Tuesday November 21 2000
Anyone want a bit of Mutton ?

Craig at 15:42:10 Tuesday November 21 2000
Chicken for me please, I also love stuffing.

Timbo in Oxford at 15:41:53 Tuesday November 21 2000
Let's keep this strickly veggie please !

Anonanoand on at 15:23:28 Tuesday November 21 2000
I like a bita Pork meself with crackling.

chrispy at 15:0:31 Tuesday November 21 2000
hello mates - sorry the Jon Lucien doesn't have the tracks Niki and Kaya mention just - would you believe in me - which is a top tune anyway. Ere Doris - how do you like yer beef off or on the bone!!!!

Doris at 14:2:9 Tuesday November 21 2000
Tonnes of work, crap staff, shite authority (Islington)....so nothing unusual there then! Hey Chrispie, I love a bit of beef (you know what I mean!) group ya Friday! Love to all, especially Queen Cheese, the Big K, Mr Supermarket Sweep and Ms C. Drumstick

Lurk in g at 13:24:39 Tuesday November 21 2000
No.

Bev at 13:20:38 Tuesday November 21 2000
Where is everyone? Or r u all just lurking?

Timbo in Oxford at 11:49:6 Tuesday November 21 2000
You could blame us Doris - we built Interflora's system on Lotus Notes - Nuff said - CD - probably caught a cold - need something to keep your head warm now ?

Kaya at 11:26:9 Tuesday November 21 2000
Excellent Mr Chrispy!! I want one too!! Which album is the one with 'It All Goes Round And Around' on it? Is that Rashida?

Niki at 11:8:1 Tuesday November 21 2000
Morning! Hi Crispy, is that the album with "who will buy" on it?

Chrispy at 10:55:10 Tuesday November 21 2000
Morning Ian - got yer message - I think I can sort you plus one, but try the Solar route just in case. I will be there Friday but can't stay long. Bought Jon Lucien's 'Rasheeda' on vinyl for a fiver yesterday - reisssue of course - been after the orig for ages but the re issue is fluffy enough for me! Nik - nice to know the back is getting better - I see 'Life and Soul'has the Soulboys 'recommended' mark - chairs!!! Doris - keep your hands off that French beef and stick to British - knowwhatImean! - Bunged up with flu - but keeping me head above water - see you guys soon,well Friday at the earliest.

Craig at 10:36:7 Tuesday November 21 2000
Mornin' Bev.

Kaya at 10:36:5 Tuesday November 21 2000
Wassup, Bev?

Bev in feeling sad today at 10:29:38 Tuesday November 21 2000
Mornin Kaya!

Kaya - been in work for over an hour, already! at 9:37:47 Tuesday November 21 2000
Mornin all...

The last one at 0:26:8 Tuesday November 21 2000
#click#

Niki at 0:25:39 Tuesday November 21 2000
Nite maates. Love you Doris.......

Doris at 0:25:27 Tuesday November 21 2000
Niki, nurse Doris instructs you to res t and be well for the weekend! In fact, she ORDERS you!

C.D at 0:9:57 Tuesday November 21 2000
Doris can I 'ave it all nite too pleeasse!!!!

C.Drumstick- in a unwell state at 0:7:59 Tuesday November 21 2000
AAACCHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Oeer sniff sniff,brandy and baileys didn't help much , oeer me 'eads not mine tonight, I need me bed G'nite. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX AAAACCHHOOOOO!

Nik read in g back through the entries at 0:0:17 Tuesday November 21 2000
Bribo, getting better thanks! Ian, extra Rams... you do make me laff. Bev, Frostie and Webbo are doing the Queens. Froggy's doing the Active/Solar Allnighter in Stratford. Doris, Kaya and I will be doing both........

Monk at 0:0:7 Tuesday November 21 2000
Good Mornin' Maates!

C.Drumstick at 23:47:20 Monday November 20 2000
Am I too late to chat?

Kaya at 23:34:42 Monday November 20 2000
Night all. See you at the weekend!

Doris at 23:27:23 Monday November 20 2000
Well before I go off I will have to admit it - it 'twas I that sent the flowers to Queen Cheese. I am very miffed that my note was not sent and shall be having words with Interflora tomorrow! And I did ask for a mid day delivery (was that achieved) and some purple flowers - so one out of three isn't bad. What can I say - soapy thing I am! But shush, don't tell everyone......

Doris at 23:25:43 Monday November 20 2000
Well before I go off I will have to admit it - it 'twas I that sent the flowers to Queen Cheese. I am very miffed that my note was not sent and shall be having words with Interflora tomorrow! And I did ask for a mid day delivery (was that achieved) and some purple flowers - so one out of three isn't bad. What can I say - soapy thing I am! But shush, don't tell everyone......

Monk at 23:25:35 Monday November 20 2000
Hi Nik! Oi Ian, what ram are you looking for?

Niki at 23:24:53 Monday November 20 2000
On me way Chat Room bound

Niki at 23:23:0 Monday November 20 2000
Evenin'! OI IAN, you have commited the cardinal guestbook offence of creating a scroll bar across the bottom. Consider yourself severely reprimanded!!!! Oi YRA, ner ner ner nerrrr ner :o) Allo Monk.

Doris at 23:21:23 Monday November 20 2000
Hey Monk - come and chat....

Doris at 23:20:26 Monday November 20 2000
Hello everybody - anyone around?

Monk at 23:19:16 Monday November 20 2000
Evenin' Maates!

yra at 22:58:3 Monday November 20 2000
oI.!!! shammer. You were crap and we were awful. Nuff said.

Ian at 22:44:28 Monday November 20 2000
orf to bed nightalll....

Ian at 22:42:41 Monday November 20 2000
And the winner is???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????KAYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Kaya at 22:29:35 Monday November 20 2000
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Please...if you don't mind...thanks.

Kaya at 22:28:20 Monday November 20 2000
Yes please Ian!!!

Ian at 22:18:6 Monday November 20 2000
Anyone fancy meeting up at a watering hole, either Liverpool st or Stratford, before going to the allnighter Friday night. I've been offered 2 freebies if enough of us go, poss' 4 from G.Y. coming on the train. Any takers let me know by 2morrow evening, the spare ticket can go to 1st reply? Oi!!! Niki did you get any Lotus flowers???? Bit of an Egyptian thing???????

Ian at 20:40:49 Monday November 20 2000
evening all. Bev i'll tell ya when i see ya...

Craig rush in g off to the gym so kaya doesn't have to pay to have his stomach stapled. at 20:39:19 Monday November 20 2000
Oi Dawn rumour has it you might be kidnapped again Saturday night.Be on your guard.

Timbo at 20:7:17 Monday November 20 2000
hey Dawn - you had it done then ?

C.Drumstick at 19:58:43 Monday November 20 2000
My hair do.

Craig at 19:52:0 Monday November 20 2000
What's new.

Chicken Drumstick at 18:3:20 Monday November 20 2000
Ha Ha Ha, hmmmm Bribo I see what you mean. It might look like me from that angle but in 1982 I had only just started senior school and had far too much puppy fat to let it all hang out........Oh and No, you would never be that lucky to see mine out......well not like that any way!!

Kaya - Go in g for a drink with Mariel... at 18:1:58 Monday November 20 2000
Did anyone hear something? Must be imagining it...

kRUG at 17:49:17 Monday November 20 2000
Did i say i was going to do it? Anyway i thought you're weren't talking to me again until tomorrow.

Bev feel in g vain at 17:19:50 Monday November 20 2000
Oi Ian - who???????????? Where is Monk? Yipeeeeeeeeee I'm goin home - nite nite maates!! xx

Kaya at 17:12:15 Monday November 20 2000
...on your head be it, Krug, F-disking should be left to the professionals...

Creg at 17:2:43 Monday November 20 2000
What thing kaya ? sorting my Christmas pressies already ? I don't want anymore lalique glasses,wouldn't mind the Polar Bear or tiger though if you've got a spare five grand going begging. Oh I almost forgot, I was speaking to someone else who's got a sony Vaio this morning,apparently you get a disk with it that re formats you're hard drive for you.problem is what did i do with it ??? hey ho.

Kaya at 16:54:55 Monday November 20 2000
Niki, any luck with that thing I asked you to look for earlier? Give us a buzz @ work if you know anything ('til 6.00) or I'll call you at home when I get in...

Kaya at 16:50:5 Monday November 20 2000
Cheers Gary, got the pic...that poor man must feel SOOO inadequate! Ok Crag, I did get some LOVELY flowers...once...;o)

Cringe at 16:34:3 Monday November 20 2000
Sorry Maggie, sorry Denise. :( I love you all really.XXX

CWAIG at 16:22:14 Monday November 20 2000
Oi Kaya, so what's that red bow hanging on your bedroom wall from then ?

Bev sing in g "I've got a hole in my stocking ...... la! la! la! - coz I have at 16:11:16 Monday November 20 2000
Oi Ian - ya having a laugh me old maate!! Niki - is it Frostie and Mark Webster this Friday at Queens - the flyer says Frostie and Froggy? ttfn xx

Gary.M. at 15:52:5 Monday November 20 2000
Kaya, did you get the picture?. E-Mail not playing ball today so unsure if any info is leaving the office

Kaya at 15:44:3 Monday November 20 2000
Humpf! Nobody EVER sent me flahrs....

Niki at 15:37:24 Monday November 20 2000
Afternoon everyone. To my secret admirer - thank you very much for the flowers, they are lovely - especially the purple irises. Thank you!! Wot a top person you are. I feel better already!!

Simon at 15:30:28 Monday November 20 2000
Afternoon all

Ian at 14:58:23 Monday November 20 2000
Oi!! Niki, tried to get extra Rams today, i'm sure the bloke in the shop was trying to stifle a laugh when he said my comp was to old and there was nothing he could do for it!! Double oi!!!!! to Bev, you've got some admirers in G.Y."The beat goes on" TOON!!!!!!

Kaya at 14:54:38 Monday November 20 2000
Oi, Doris, running a bit low on the Banana Liqueur for me 'Sex-On-The-Beach', maybe a bottle of Midori (melon stuff)...Hell, just bring yourself back and that'll do me...

Doris at 14:21:34 Monday November 20 2000
So any orders for France? Going on Friday so this is your one and only chance. Fags retail around £20 for 200 and drink depends. If so then let me know to above address. Cheers

Gary.M. at 14:15:13 Monday November 20 2000
Afternoon all, belated thanks to Kaya, Timbo, Bev, Tracy etc etc for the beers on Friday at Se Senor. Kaya give me your E-Mail address so I can send you the joke/picture relating to the LARGE African gentlemen (on closer inspection in the office all the girles think its real and have been licking their lips in anticipation), plus re our conversation on Friday night is it time to start the great RIPPLE revival?. The beat goes on, the beat goes on and on. Ciao for now.

Bev at 13:48:32 Monday November 20 2000
'allooooooo!

Ian at 13:34:26 Monday November 20 2000
Hi all, Chrispy i'll ring 2morrow evening could be getting freebies from Carl at Solar. 'Been playing the Bridge lp "crying for love" a lot this weekend. What a class soul album, any comments???

graig at 13:13:50 Monday November 20 2000
Oh i forgot to say, love the snazzy new home page Nik,the piccies are good as well,Oi kaya i though you didn't like big hair ? Denise of the Dage' Doris clan is having a birthday drinks session at "cantaloupe" in Old street this Thursday from about 6pm if anyone fancies it.Ta ta for now. XXXX

chrispy at 11:14:39 Monday November 20 2000
me again!!! back at work after a mare weekend, to all who Q Barred it Friday - ta very much - see you next month (15th Dec) with the full line up including the whole East Coast Collective - not just Ian Mortimer - playing. No tix to be sold - straight pay (£10)at the door - there will be concesssions but contact me nearer the time about that. Nice to see an all nighter on my doorstep this Friday - it would have been even nicer to be asked to do it!!!! - anyawy I ain't bitter cos that's where I'll be sometime after I finish my own club Friday nite Sat morning. Ian, bell me about the guest list. As Kev said the problems we had on Friday were unfortunate but those that turned up told me the music again was superb and they had a great time. Many thnaks to Mick upstairs for a blinding debut set From January we will be going fortnightly on the 2nd and 4th Friday in the month - at another venue - as well as having a monthly Saturday in town on the last Sat of the month. We may be introducing membership so that for those who support the gigs regular can pay much less. Watch this apace. I think that's about it!

Bribo at 11:7:40 Monday November 20 2000
I was ment to say back in the day not back of the day.......

Bribo in @ work for the moment at 11:3:20 Monday November 20 2000
Niki, How's you back love.. Great back of the day pic. I spotted one picture of a bare chested funker that looked quite remarkably like Dawn...... Is there any coment from the lady herself?

Kaya at 10:14:46 Monday November 20 2000
Mornin' Crag & Tony...

Crag at 9:59:10 Monday November 20 2000
Mornin' Maaates, what a naff weekned that waz,roll on Friday.It seems we're spoilt for choice next weekend,i don't think i'll do the friday thing but i'm sure kaya will attend on my behalf.Saturday at the Goldmine is a different matter,I can't wait for the pre NYE warmup session, hope you've reserved out seats on the Frastie coach Nik. Anyway must get on,busy busy.Oi Doris your Green card's ordered and the cars's being polished as we speak,speak to you soon about getting it to over to you. Yea Monk, about time you showed your face,Goldmine ???

Tony in God knows! at 9:39:39 Monday November 20 2000
Good morn everyone hope the weekend was good 4 all. Just beginning to get in me stride..Don't you just wish the weeknend could start all over again? Well its off to work 4 me c u later.

Kaya at 9:36:5 Monday November 20 2000
Mornin' maaates! How are we all on this fine, Monday morning? Good? Good! BTW, can anyone get me blaggs for Gil Scott Heron @ The Jazz Cafe tonight? E-mail or phone 020 7439 0600...

Timbo at 9:23:29 Monday November 20 2000
CD no GM ?

Chicken D struggl in g to close the window at 1:58:42 Monday November 20 2000
Oh Sod it I'll just turn off the lights......CLICK!

Chicken D at 1:55:59 Monday November 20 2000
Allo Doris,Queen Cheese,Craig,Kaya, I wont be able to make it to GM on sat, have to work and can't get out of doing it.Hey Kaya how was the Dome? you should of called, I could have got you a cheap tic.Allo Ian looks like there was a few of us all up for the cup, I had some friends over after we got back from Liquid bar, we got l*n*d 'n'L*S*ED till 10 am sat morning,Then I went to get me hair chopped. Doris how was ye night in with Lisa? Hello Tim.

Doris at 23:44:1 Sunday November 19 2000
OK, anyone else around, please shut the windows and turn off the lights...Thanks

Doris at 23:20:51 Sunday November 19 2000
Cheers for the chat Ian! Where was everyone else - flagging or what!

Ian at 22:25:14 Sunday November 19 2000
Doris, c u in the room of chat at 11, we should be joined by Becs from G.Y. Anyone been wacthing the poker???

Doris at 22:17:56 Sunday November 19 2000
Hello everyone - nice to chat to all in the chat room last night! All up for Friday and Saturday? Good. Ian if you're out there ring me or pop into the chatroom after 11pm! Or e-mail me (if it is fixed) as above! Love to all and hope to chat later!?!

martin in margate at 20:27:30 Sunday November 19 2000
was that someone in margate selling a tabby kitten?

Becs at 18:37:21 Sunday November 19 2000
ok. Have fun tonight then ~:0)

Ian at 18:21:8 Sunday November 19 2000
'Allo Beccy, hope you enjoyed the 151? I've been out of bed fer ages, just got back from the Wrestlers, getting ready for Tipplers.. Can't send any E mails at the mo,i need expert advise (Niki?)!!! Hope everyone had a good weekend???

Beccy in Gt Yarmouth at 17:55:26 Sunday November 19 2000
Hi Ian! U outta bed yet????

C.Drumstick lurk in g at 17:15:57 Sunday November 19 2000
Allo everyone it's just a flying visit, I'm off to work!

Monk at 16:46:15 Sunday November 19 2000
Afternoon Maates, sorry I didn't make it back to the Chat room last night but bumped into an old russian friend of mine,with lemonade! and next thing I know it's today!! Hope everyone is well, hope to see some of you b4 too long!

Ian at 12:47:31 Sunday November 19 2000
Oi!!! Computer you look terrible!!! Shit, that's my reflection!!! Bit of a doo last night and i've still got half a fridge full of beer...Quite an impressive dj line up for the allnighter next week!! Looking forward to it, hope y'all will be there!!!

Nik at 11:21:53 Sunday November 19 2000
Frostie's been on the blower this morning. The Reliable Coach Tours are running to Canvey Island next Saturday nite - book early for the travelling experience of a lifetime!! Also Frostie and Mark Webster are guest DJs at Queens of Soul next Friday night. See Event Calendar for details.

Niki feel in g a lot better at 11:17:4 Sunday November 19 2000
Oi Ian, the Caravan 28 CD is a very limited edition and out of stock at the moment. But it's not as exclusive as the limited 1 of 1 CD Kaya acquired from Soulboys Records last nite! Sounds like you had a lively nite in GY. We had a little party in the Chat Room (happening venue) but all lightweighted out before 3am (the DJ was a bit ropey you see, kept playing cheese). I was up watching Match of the Day when you were going to bed!!

Kaya - Go in g to The Dome at 10:5:41 Sunday November 19 2000
Mornin' maaates! Good chat last night, cheers Timbo, Craig, Niki, Doris & Monk! Have a nice Sunday...ps. the BACK IN THE DAY pics are hilarious!! Well done Niki!

Ian(is this really my front room)nowgoingtobed!!! at 7:41:27 Sunday November 19 2000
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!

Ian & Karen everyone else is chillin!! at 4:7:48 Sunday November 19 2000
is it true has got the heads knodding,Toni and Laurence are slow dancing very sexly! (cameras are coming out) I'll let you know what they think of getting together, we've bypassed all of a sudden and the rooms getting together oooooeerrrrbaby!

Ian at 3:48:14 Sunday November 19 2000
It only happens has gotem smooochin'!!!!!

Ian in business mode!!!! in G.Y. at 3:33:10 Sunday November 19 2000
Oi!!!!! Niki, I've got orders for 3 copies of strange people & F****D up things, they are creaming themselves, oooooher baby!!!!!

Ian, Natalie, Lazza, Billy, Andy, Karen, Toni, Carl, Glen (but he's outside), Jhon & Maxine Abusing Ian's hospitality!!!! in G.Y. at 3:22:53 Sunday November 19 2000
Wiked nite listening to some chillin' toons, the nite is young!!!! anybody out there????

Timbo in bed at 2:43:2 Sunday November 19 2000
Nite C,K,& N maybe tomorrow - T.x

Doris at 23:45:1 Saturday November 18 2000
Niki - WHERE ARE U?

Kaya - Going in to the chatroom... at 23:40:18 Saturday November 18 2000
Hi Doris, on the way...

Doris at 23:39:15 Saturday November 18 2000
So is it E15 for the party next week/ Mr Trainspotter, any chance of guest listing it? Will be returning from France day trip so I will not be above bribery.....hint hint! Someone come and chat! Pretty Please!!

Doris at 23:36:12 Saturday November 18 2000
Come and chat.....please!

Kaya at 22:40:38 Saturday November 18 2000
hellooooo

Niki & Kaya at 22:39:24 Saturday November 18 2000
In the Chat Room - come back Kelvin!!!

Monk at 22:25:42 Saturday November 18 2000
Evenin' all! And a passed on Hello from The Webbos who were at Cubism last night and hope to be on line B4 the end of the month!

Niki and Kaya at 22:19:24 Saturday November 18 2000
Kev, you can get Lynda's e-mail address by finding 'Lynda from Margate' entries in the forum....

Niki and Kaya at 21:59:0 Saturday November 18 2000
Hi Kev. Thanks for the concern. Keep us posted about Life and Soul - we shall be in attendance live and large on Dec 15th. Trainspotter, sounds good. Could well be the Soulboys nite out next Friday.

Niki and Kaya lurking, smoking and drink in g at 21:55:54 Saturday November 18 2000
Congratulations to the 15,000th visitor - Nov 18 21:37:55 p225-252.atlas.co.uk MSIE 4.x Mac 640x480 256 (8bit). Congratulations and it's your round maaate!! The site must look a bit large and ugly at that resolution - are you short sighted? Have you only got a 12" monitor on your Mac? Or maybe you don't know how to change the screen resolution (sound familiar Ian in GY?)? This site is best viewed at 800x600 resolution - see http://web.ukonline.co.uk/soulboys/plugins.htm for more info on display properties.

Kev James in Colchester at 20:53:4 Saturday November 18 2000
Watcha Niki&Kaya,sorry to hear about your back Nik I hope your feeling better soon.Firstly sorry if anyone was a bit dissapointed at the Q bar last night,we are having serious grief with the management down there ref:sound system,private partys,closing areas off etc, we are looking at another venue round the corner, more details when available.Does anyone know Lynda Robinson if so can you apologise to her for me Ive only just seen the e-mail she sent me,if you know her e-mail address could you let me know so I can reply Thanks take it easy everyone.

Trainspotter in LONDON at 20:42:0 Saturday November 18 2000
Check this one out,Two room Allnighter,@EQs East Cross Centre,Waterden Road,Stratford,E15,Part One Friday 24 November 2000, Main Arena, Old Skool Classics,Soulful Grooves, Featuring, DJ's, BIGGER,STEVE WREN,FROGGY,MAX REES,BRAD LEE,BARRY KING, RETRO ROOM, Retro Funk,soul,Boogie Garage,Modern,Classics Featuring DJ's GARY DENNIS,GEORGE POWER,DEZ PARKES,TONY MONSON,STEVE JOHNS, DJ"K" (R.E.M) LORNA HETHERINGTON, ADMISSION £8 B4 10PM £10 After, Enquires 020 8761 2592,

Niki at 19:47:18 Saturday November 18 2000
The Back in the Day pictures are now online for your amusement and enjoyment. Accesible via the Main page (for now).

Ian at 18:9:11 Saturday November 18 2000
ooooooops!!

Ian at 18:6:56 Saturday November 18 2000
F*****G Bolton!!!!

Anon at 18:5:53 Saturday November 18 2000
F*****g Bolton!!!!!

Ian 'aving my 1st drinkypoos of many at 18:3:29 Saturday November 18 2000
I take it from Niki's little ditty that the 'ammers won?? I think you should all go round Niki's and administer some "BACKrubbin'" to asisst her recovery as i need a dancin' partner for the allnighter @ the East Cross Centre, Stafford E15 next Friday!!!! Anyone else interested???? All i know is that there are 2 rooms, 1 room playing old skool rnb, soul, funk etc etc, and the other room is playing MODERN SOUL, most of the dj's are Solar as well as Bigger. It starts about 9pm and finishes about 6am. As soon as i know any more i will let y'all know!! I'm 'aving a bit of a late one round mine after the 151 and will be getting the G.Y. lurkers to participate on THE site!! cya

Niki at 17:35:49 Saturday November 18 2000
Oi YRA!!!!! You're not singing anymore! Yooooou're noooot siiiinging aaaaanymore!!!!!

Kaya at 17:24:20 Saturday November 18 2000
Hi, I'm BACK from work. Oi, Nik, 'ow abaht the FatBACK band 'BACKstrokin', Or we could 'ave a bit o' classical music by that Bach geezer...Millie Jackson 'The Bitch is BACK', Chanson 'Don't Hold BACK', The Trammps 'Hold BACK the Night', Soul to Soul 'BACK to Life'...shall I go on? probably not...who's doing what tonight? The Bar in Islington is fully stocked and would welcome punters...

Niki at 13:14:5 Saturday November 18 2000
Thanks Ian for the musical suggestions - "BACK in Stride" "BACK together again" "I want you BACK" "I'm BACK for more" "Bring the family BACK" .....very amusing. Well seeing as I've got nothing better to do and Man City are losing - it's gotta be time for the BACK IN THE DAY pictures...... Watch this space.....

Niki at 12:55:26 Saturday November 18 2000
Oi Craig, you old breeder - yeah it did!

Timbo at 12:47:11 Saturday November 18 2000
Oi - Craig - long time no see - ya should've come down in ya apron hun.

Craig at 12:39:17 Saturday November 18 2000
Oi timbo, i'm glad you had a nice time at Si Senor, i waz at 'ome drinking Mr Sheen.Oerr Missis. Oi Nik, did the peas work on his knackers work ? i want another kitten.

Timbo at 12:9:56 Saturday November 18 2000
Buenos dias - to everone down Si Senor after work Bev, Tracey,Gary & Kaya. Estupendo! happy hour. Seis cervezas mas, por favour ! Q- bar wasn't up too much the upstairs dance floor was roped off ! Es la hora del almuerzo - hasta luego T.

Nik at 11:20:35 Saturday November 18 2000
Pics from Big Stew's Soul Kitchen up on the Caister Boys page.

Nik at 11:12:33 Saturday November 18 2000
Morning maaates. Craig, our maates Tony M was having trouble having kids and was told by his doctor to put frozen peas on his knackers before 'bed' if you know what I mean! Paul, uploading the pics from Stew's on Saturday!

Craig at 11:3:44 Saturday November 18 2000
Oi Nik, ain't frozen peas for swolen ankles ?

Kaya - Doing the unthinkable and going in to work on a Saturday! at 9:42:21 Saturday November 18 2000
Mornin maates, anyone wanna come out and play later? Or stay in & play for that matter...

Craig at 9:10:44 Saturday November 18 2000
Oi Nik, have you tried numbing the pain with JD ? poor luv, make sure your better we need you to join in the dodgy dancin' next weekend.I didn't bring me laptop round in the week i thought it best wait 'till you waz better.get better soon darlin'.XXX Oi kaya, don't get work too hard today,i'll ring you later.XXX 'ere Doris was Lisa singing last night ?Thought so the cats were very restless.Have a nice weekend. XXXX

Doris at 1:6:16 Saturday November 18 2000
I'm still 'ere - have you all gone to bed! We're sitting here listening to the Caravan 28 CD getting mashed...Peace Love and Snakebite!

Doris and Lisa at 0:13:17 Saturday November 18 2000
I check out the chatroom and no ones abaht! Where is everyone............................... Lets get a coach fore Goldmine!

Ian in G.Y. at 0:10:45 Saturday November 18 2000
Quiet 2nite?? Everyone been abducted by aliens or what!!

Niki staying in with me heat-pad and frozen peas! at 18:58:12 Friday November 17 2000
Have a good weekend maates. I'm housebound so come and visit if you're bored, or fancy taking Ollie for a walk...... Oi! Where are you all going? Was it something I said........?

Billy Liar at 17:26:35 Friday November 17 2000
Oi Ali, good weekend maate

Bev in leaving work and heading for the West End at 17:16:37 Friday November 17 2000
'ave a good one! Nite Nite Maates!! xx

Ali at 17:5:8 Friday November 17 2000
Oi Billy Liar - bags I first out of the window tho!

Billy Liar at 16:58:39 Friday November 17 2000
Oi Ali, so do I, meet you half way up the stairs

cRAIG at 16:57:22 Friday November 17 2000
hELLO MAd pEOPLES OF THE wORLDE.thIS wEEENDEN i SHlL B MOSTLY DRiVING PESOINSERS RaND iN bOZMTH.(FRIDAY AFTERNOON TIE PIN,SOWWY.) Whatever you get up to enjoy it!See you all soon. XXXX

Ali at 16:37:37 Friday November 17 2000
Oi Billy Liar - YES you do! Did I tell you I sleep walk - a lot?? Truth! ttfn. xx.

Billy Liar at 15:52:25 Friday November 17 2000
Oi Ali, does that mean I dont have to respect you during the night?

Gary M at 15:19:50 Friday November 17 2000
I was just thinking that me self Nikki. Just for the record I'm number 14,901. Hows that finger doing maate?

Kaya at 15:18:22 Friday November 17 2000
Oooh! Just had some solid lager for lunch, I think that they call it 'fooode' or something like that...prefer the liquid variety meself.

Niki at 15:12:52 Friday November 17 2000
Afternoon all. Who will be the lucky 15,000th visitor????

Ali at 14:50:28 Friday November 17 2000
Afternoon maates! Oi - Billy Liar - deffo on for Monday night, but only if you promise to respect me in the morning! Just you make sure that bedroom door is shut over the weekend! Oi Chrispy - sounds a cool night, just don't 'clash it' with any other regular weekends - couldn't bear to be torn between two do's. Hi Niki, Doris, Kaya and Craig. Hope all is well with all of you. Quiet weekend for me - had a mare of a Wednesday night, and am still recovering (and living up to the piss taking at work) - but deffo up for the Goldmine next week if there is a Misery Tour going - any news on that front?? ttfn. xx.

ET at 14:40:18 Friday November 17 2000
Bum biting? Ouch!

Doris at 14:20:12 Friday November 17 2000
Lurking again! Must do some work (first time this week!) And Chrispy, as long as you wear something sexy I'm sure the whole of the bum-biting brigade will come along....won't we Queen Cheese and CD!!

Monk at 13:57:34 Friday November 17 2000
Kaya it's called a tablecloth!

kaya at 13:32:14 Friday November 17 2000
*lunch update* have arranged cover for my desk so I'll be available for luncheon at approx 2.00pm...any takers? (Ooer)

Mork calling Soulboys Mork calling Soulboys in G.Y. at 13:15:1 Friday November 17 2000
'Just heard on the intergalactic grapevine that the Q bar is a front for none other than Cpt Kirk & Cpt Picards arch enemy the dreaded "Q" and he is going under the 'guise of the one you call "Chrispy". So fellow Soulboys you have been warned!!!!! By the way i am partial to the music by the one you call Stevie Wonder my fave being "to high".... Nanoo......Nanoo!!!!!

kelvin at 13:7:50 Friday November 17 2000
okay kaya, leave for it another day.

Kayless at 13:7:49 Friday November 17 2000
Worf, blood wine will flow like the blood of our enemies!

Worf at 12:45:6 Friday November 17 2000
Then you also know I must drink with you to the death!!!!

Kaya son of Ayhan of the House of Anadol at 12:44:47 Friday November 17 2000
Monk, Jadzia, all together: BeerBeerBeerBeer BeerBeerBeerBeer BeerBeerBeerBeer BeerBeerBeerBeer BeerBeerBeerBeerBeer... Kelvin, lunch for me is usually about 3.30, I'll try to escape earlier if that's too late for you...but the very earliest I can get away is 2.00....

Jadzia Dax at 11:56:8 Friday November 17 2000
I know some Klingon drinking songs.....

Bev in feeling sad and lonely coz I don't know what to do this weekend at 11:40:8 Friday November 17 2000
'allo maates! Who is QBar-ing it tonite then? Not sure what 2 do - don't wanna go all the way home to Essex then back again! Wots goin on then? ttfn xx

Monk at 11:24:41 Friday November 17 2000
Mornin' Maates! Oi Kaya, drinking lunchtime and evenin' !!!

kelvin at 11:19:40 Friday November 17 2000
kaya still on for a drink lunchtime

chrispy at 11:4:6 Friday November 17 2000
Hello maaaaaates, looks like it's safe to come out now. Here goes - we have managed to get a top class Saturday night venue in town for a monthly do - firstly it will be either the last or 2nd Sat in the month - kicking off in January 2001 - with myself and Kev James as residents/promoters plus one other promoter person to be named - with monthly guests - the guests I am thinking of booking are Robbie Vincent, Bob Masters, Chris Brown, Terry Jones, Bob Jones, Steve Wren, Sean French - sorry no Hilly, Dennis, Froggy, Frostie, Edwards.....yet. Now can you guys let me know whether the guests I have in mind are ok - or are there any you have in mind that you would like to hear. Secondly Terry Jones and Sourmash and Ian Mortimer will be joining us monthly from December at The Q Bar, the night will be called A One Night Stand, so tonight is the last nigt at The Q Bar under the name 'Life and Soul' - SEE YOU DOWN THERE!!!!!!!!!! Thanks, I'll log on later to see your replies re Saturday night

Ka at 10:48:42 Friday November 17 2000
well, Timbo, I don't finish till 6.00 but the bar across the street has a 'Happy Hour' between 5.00 and 7.00 and I'll definitely be in there between 6.00-7.00...I'll give you a call later if yer up for it...

Ben Sisko at 10:43:49 Friday November 17 2000
Oi, Spock! I wish somebody would tell the Cardassians that the neutral zone is 'inactive'. Long range sensors are showing increasing activity on the edge of Federation space! And besides...ain't you dead yet?

Timbo at 10:39:11 Friday November 17 2000
Kaya - I'll be finished by 4 today if you're up for the cup ring me on 07714 231596

K at 10:37:57 Friday November 17 2000
Yes, T..just a quickie though, my man is coming 'round later...

T. at 10:21:30 Friday November 17 2000
K. I'm up in town today - up for a beer after work ?

Quark at 10:19:37 Friday November 17 2000
Yeah - the bar's quiet this morning - does everyone have their 5 bars of Latinum for the Q- Bar tonight - 1st Officer Chrispy on duty

Spock at 10:10:32 Friday November 17 2000
As the zone is inanimate, you last statement is Ill ogical Mr Sisko

Benjamin Sisko at 10:6:19 Friday November 17 2000
The neutral zone is quiet this morning....

Doris at 9:24:3 Friday November 17 2000
Will text you Craig! Hello MAATES - whats everyone up to for the weekend? I shall mostly be getting ready for a little trip to France to sample the delights of french hypermarches! Tune in later...

Anon at 9:2:16 Friday November 17 2000
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Jean Luc at 0:56:7 Friday November 17 2000
Click!

Monk at 0:55:4 Friday November 17 2000
Night all! and Morning all! And get well soon Niki!! (and Callum)

7 of 9 at 0:54:40 Friday November 17 2000
Mr Wonder will have to assimulated

T. at 0:52:15 Friday November 17 2000
Do I do............

Timbo at 0:50:30 Friday November 17 2000
Nite Cheese 'n Chicken - thanks for the chat - suppose I'd better buy a bigger suitcase. Nite Monk

C.Drumstick at 0:49:12 Friday November 17 2000
Sorry I didn't chat for long still got bits to sort out, Have a good wkend everyone Goodnight zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Nik at 0:33:9 Friday November 17 2000
The Stevie Selection is up on the new format music page. Happy listening.... and no Stevie impressions while the boss is watching!

C,Drumstick- just finished spring cleaning at 0:20:24 Friday November 17 2000
I've been 'avin' problems wiv me pooter, took me a while but it's all sorted now.It's amazing how much one can hord Goodnight!

Timbo at 0:1:56 Friday November 17 2000
Had to be 1st for once - good mornin' everyone - anyone for Q- Bar later ?

Timbo at 23:59:55 Thursday November 16 2000
Not wanting to name drop .. but.. I just got a e-mail from an old mate Ash Slater- you guys may know him from Loose tubes and recently the the bald geezer from FREAKPOWER - Tune in...etc. big mates with Fatboy slim etc.. and apparently produced some of the tracks on Gabrielle's new album. Beleive it or not we were musicians in the Army together some..... years ago - small world eh ? (wicked trombone player !)

Niki at 23:55:51 Thursday November 16 2000
I'm still up. Chat room anyone?

Monk at 23:50:7 Thursday November 16 2000
Evenin' Timbo.

Monk at 23:49:2 Thursday November 16 2000
Oi Niki, good to see you around! Evenin' to all other Maates!

Timbo at 23:47:32 Thursday November 16 2000
anybody still up

Nik at 22:43:42 Thursday November 16 2000
Nite..

Niki at 22:43:19 Thursday November 16 2000
Errrm, I've chosen. Neither of those..... ;o)

Kaya at 22:42:45 Thursday November 16 2000
Goodnight campers...seeya 2morrow....xxx

Kaya at 22:41:32 Thursday November 16 2000
Hey Love, Bird of Beauty...

Nik at 22:26:4 Thursday November 16 2000
How do I choose 10 trax???

Kaya at 22:25:0 Thursday November 16 2000
He's been asleep since about 9.30...;o)

Nik at 22:23:37 Thursday November 16 2000
Oi! I thought you were coming round ere wiv Dale's laptop

Nik talk in g to meeself again at 22:22:11 Thursday November 16 2000
Actually it is absolutely necessary to have that many Stevie albums... :o)

Kaya at 22:20:55 Thursday November 16 2000
I didn't mean that I didn't bother with Musiquarium, but that there have been a few newer albums like it.....glad that's clear....;o)

Kaya at 22:19:45 Thursday November 16 2000
30 on vinyl...but there are a few newer ones I haven't bothered with. Like Musiquarium, best of's with one or two extra tracks. All covered on the "At The Close Of A Century" though...

Kaya at 22:17:50 Thursday November 16 2000
BBE bastards! The CD's of the 10th anniversary t'ing (pt2) contains 22 extra tracks than the vinyl! And the CD's bloody cheaper! I'm so mad, I could...put the kettle on!

Niki at 22:12:23 Thursday November 16 2000
Talking of unnecessary - I've got 19 Stevie Wonder albums on CD!! Kaya you must beat me on vinyl - how many 20+ ?!???

Niki at 22:4:56 Thursday November 16 2000
Oo ello CD.... it's a little better today thanks. Just indulging myself in some Stevie Wonder for a new Cheese Selection. Jean Luc Picard and Stevie within three entres, ooo I'm coming over all unnecessary......

Chicken Drumstick at 21:14:42 Thursday November 16 2000
Allo Niki how's your back my love?

A Tribble at 21:9:19 Thursday November 16 2000
BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Niki at 21:6:59 Thursday November 16 2000
Jean Luc Picard, now that's wot I call crumpet!! Make it so Number One. Ooooo wot a man.

Niki at 21:0:18 Thursday November 16 2000
Free drinks!!! Oh bugger.....

C.Drumstick at 18:57:9 Thursday November 16 2000
Looks like everyone gone off for the free drinks!!

C.Drumstick-try in g to decided which purple would suit my hair (yes me's very serious) at 17:52:8 Thursday November 16 2000
Evening campers!! I hope you all wear your hard hats when on site(tee hee) Anyway wot ya'll up to then ?

Queen Borg in Space at 17:34:50 Thursday November 16 2000
'...you might need somebody...'

The Borg at 17:28:9 Thursday November 16 2000
Only if you wish to be assimilated! And as we know resistance is futile!

Chrispy at 17:1:3 Thursday November 16 2000
Is it safe to come out now?

Gary.M at 16:57:37 Thursday November 16 2000
Sod the back Niki, hows that finger? If there is anyone around the Covent Garden area tonight I shall be lurking in The Roadhouse from about 8.30, with a crowd of tossers who think Soul is something thats on the bottom of your shoe. So if anybody would like to rescue me from such tedium, come on down. All drinks on expoenses so it wont cost a bean.

Craig at 16:41:2 Thursday November 16 2000
Peakabooooooooo.How's everyone ? what's all this about kaya impersonators ? Oi Mr/Ms X fancy a shag tonight ? Well stop playing games then. Oi Doris, mail me your address i need to sort your Green card out tomorrow.XXXXXXX

Doris at 16:36:0 Thursday November 16 2000
Now fixed PC

Doris at 16:35:42 Thursday November 16 2000
Hi gang - hows everyone! Quiet one this weekend - unless I can be persuaded!

Doris at 16:32:26 Thursday November 16 2000
Whats up with this PC? Last entry on it is from yesterday am! And I know I was here last night!

Niki at 16:16:1 Thursday November 16 2000
Thanks for asking, but me back's fecked. Spondylosis or something - which just means your back hurts and they can't fix it. Will be having a quiet weekend I think!

Timbo at 15:52:29 Thursday November 16 2000
Niki - is that back sorted yet or wot ! It needs a good work out down the Q-bar tomorrow

Kaya at 15:45:40 Thursday November 16 2000
'Tis indeed a quiet afternoon...

Bev at 15:34:2 Thursday November 16 2000
Not a lot - well quiet in 'ere init! How's yer back Nik?

Niki at 15:29:52 Thursday November 16 2000
Afternoon Cheesers! Wot are you all up to then?

Nobody at 15:10:30 Thursday November 16 2000
I'm perfect, I am.

Gust at 13:45:16 Thursday November 16 2000
...excuse me...

Guest3 at 13:38:9 Thursday November 16 2000
Ah found you all again!

TRK at 13:14:43 Thursday November 16 2000
OK Kelv, done deal!

kelvin at 13:13:56 Thursday November 16 2000
kaya, i can't make today. but i'll be up for a beer tomorrow.

The REAL Kaya at 13:8:8 Thursday November 16 2000
Up for a beer, Kelv? seeing as it's you, I might buy you one!! Unfortunately, due to the extremely busy nature of my work, lunch will be about 3.30-4.00pm...

Swamp Thing at 13:4:44 Thursday November 16 2000
Arrrggfternoooogn, Moooouuuurrrrnnkk.

kelvin at 13:2:5 Thursday November 16 2000
hello kaya

Monk at 12:58:19 Thursday November 16 2000
Afternoon Maaates!

Kaya at 12:50:8 Thursday November 16 2000
That was an imposter!! Anyone who knows me knows that I would have said : 'can anyone buy ME a beer lunchtime'.

Bev at 12:30:18 Thursday November 16 2000
Hi Kaya - I've e-mailed Tracy (Miss Boat Trip Organiser!)with your request - doesn't get as much time as me to lurk on the site! I'd luv to join ya in a beer but you're in the West End aren't ya - bit far maate! Oi Tetley - r u a lurker?? Speak to us - please!!! ttfn xx

kaya at 12:11:17 Thursday November 16 2000
can i buy any one a drink lunchtime?

Kaya at 11:57:16 Thursday November 16 2000
Tracey/Bev I need one more ticket for the boat. Please e-mail me and let me know if we can meet up so that I can give you some cash...

Gary M at 10:56:8 Thursday November 16 2000
Tetley stop lurking out there and let me know if you are going on the boat or not, I need to get your ticket sorted. Give me a bell in the office 020 - 7726 9535. Oh I forgot, morning everyone.

Billy Liar at 10:52:38 Thursday November 16 2000
Oi Ali, Monday is a defo, we on or wot?

Kaya at 10:39:34 Thursday November 16 2000
...nearly Friday....

L. Skywalker in Rebel HQ at 10:7:44 Thursday November 16 2000
Can you feel the force.........

Anon at 10:5:41 Thursday November 16 2000
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Tony in Slaving at 10:1:56 Thursday November 16 2000
Good morning all!! Dawn thanks for the hospitality last nite must do it again.Nik i need to talk 2U about a web site for a womans football club. Sorry 2 hear about your back. Nikki if your about during friday day time me and spud will come and see you I'll call u later

C.Drumstick -Grinn in g bar-be-que style at 0:35:24 Thursday November 16 2000
Oi Dawn 'aint you got work in the morning,Oh by the way Hello Tony "Engineer" he came dahn the pub tonight GOOD MAN, Now Tony me love STOP LURKING and leave a message hun!!!prefably sumat silly, thanks for coming down it was nice to see you darlin' talk to ya soon cya zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz see you,

Ground Control call in g Major Tom at 0:27:47 Thursday November 16 2000
PURPLE ME UP MAATE!!! (Woo Woo)

C.Drumstick-chuckl in g at 0:23:43 Thursday November 16 2000
Do I need a reason?

stevie Y at 23:58:52 Wednesday November 15 2000
doris puta crashed !cant get back in the chat .laters

Doris at 23:50:23 Wednesday November 15 2000
Well then off to work! And maybe bed!

Doris at 23:44:55 Wednesday November 15 2000
Well seemed to have frightened off all-comers!

Doris at 22:47:18 Wednesday November 15 2000
Not long on, watched a boring match, read the site and started to wonder about these people I know and still have a couple of hours work to do asap! Stuff it, anyone for a chat?

Monk at 22:36:22 Wednesday November 15 2000
Evenin' all

Ian in G.Y. at 22:15:30 Wednesday November 15 2000
Forget the England result, the Roos Done well against the sweaty socks!!!!! Billy bonus!!!!!

Gary Schider at 18:43:32 Wednesday November 15 2000
Check this one out then Mr Clinton..Made I LAFF.!!!! http://www.pixelplace.com/vote/vote.htm

George Clinton at 18:37:38 Wednesday November 15 2000
'I just got back from the fantasy ahead of our time in the four lands of ellet' or 'The Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad (The DooDoo Chasers)'

Iron Chicken at 18:32:23 Wednesday November 15 2000
..or one of those stoopid titles by Parliament.

Iron Chicken in the shlte still..!!!! at 18:31:4 Wednesday November 15 2000
..or 'Intergalactic Love Song' by Charles Earland.

Iron Chicken in the shLte.!!! at 18:29:8 Wednesday November 15 2000
'Ow bout 'Phone Home' by Johnny Chingas (?)

Kaya at 18:28:50 Wednesday November 15 2000
Slick - 'Space Bass'

Ian at 18:22:38 Wednesday November 15 2000
'Ow 'bout, Atmosphere Dancing in outer space or Cloud one Atmosphere strut!!!!!!

Jean at 18:17:51 Wednesday November 15 2000
Don't let it go to your head...

Luther at 18:16:55 Wednesday November 15 2000
Last night I had some trouble sleeping....

Iron Chicken in a mood to eat the froglets at 18:11:41 Wednesday November 15 2000
GOOD MORNING DAVE.!!!!

Kaya at 18:9:11 Wednesday November 15 2000
Any of you sci-fi fans into soul music too?

C.Drumstick -abaht to 'ave something to eat at 18:7:50 Wednesday November 15 2000
Oi chimp come 'ere!

Paul sett in g his phaser to "stun" at 17:50:32 Wednesday November 15 2000
I'm beaming up-there's no intelligent life down here!

Most Illogical, Capta at 17:48:29 Wednesday November 15 2000
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A. Norak at 17:46:24 Wednesday November 15 2000
Apparently, William Shatner never uttered the phrase: "Beam me up Scotty"- although it's the most recognizable phrase from the series.

Mc Coy at 17:9:23 Wednesday November 15 2000
It's life Jim, but not as we know it.

H.G. Wells in a told you so mood at 16:57:18 Wednesday November 15 2000
No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable. It is curious to recall some of the mental habits of those departed days. At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise. Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. And early in the twentieth century came the great disillusionment.

observer in A Friend! at 16:55:20 Wednesday November 15 2000
Its nice to know that there are other soulites out there! I must visit again. But for now i must go tell the others this cannot go unnoticed

Ripley at 16:51:21 Wednesday November 15 2000
Get away from her you bitch!

Timbo at 16:48:14 Wednesday November 15 2000
Nik - I've got my little icon back in address bar !!

Timbo in Oxford Office at 16:47:15 Wednesday November 15 2000
My God Kaya - what have we started

Kaya at 16:16:11 Wednesday November 15 2000
Bev, Who told you that you look like 7 of 9 ? I can reccommend a good optician...

Craig at 15:59:46 Wednesday November 15 2000
Shut up please.

SOUP DRAGON at 15:36:18 Wednesday November 15 2000
hmmmmmm.

a clanger at 15:23:20 Wednesday November 15 2000
humans are okay klatu, please don't destroy them.

Bev in work slurping coffee at 14:49:33 Wednesday November 15 2000
Well busy - me partners back from maternity leave HELP! HELP! P.S. According 2 Clifford I am a 7 of 9 lookalikee - can't c it meself! ttfn maates! xx

Klatu at 14:47:51 Wednesday November 15 2000
If you people of Earth don't learn to live in peace and forget war then you'll have to be destroyed...sorry, that's just the way it is.

Timbo at 14:34:23 Wednesday November 15 2000
All you Aliens should come to the Cold North Sea next May as its gonna be a "2001" Saturday night.

7 of 9 in Voyager bay 3 at 14:28:1 Wednesday November 15 2000
Kira - kiss my a*s - flirting is futile

ET phon in g home at 14:24:47 Wednesday November 15 2000
Oi Niki, Ouch!

Kira at 14:23:24 Wednesday November 15 2000
Oi Seven everyone knows I'm the best thing about Star Trek!

Quark count in g bars of latinum at 14:21:11 Wednesday November 15 2000
Greetings from DS9!

Q at 14:16:2 Wednesday November 15 2000
Picard, the Borg collective isn't quite the same thing...in the continuum we used to say/say/will say 'Bollocks'

Picard in 3 Clicks past Alpha Centaur at 14:2:6 Wednesday November 15 2000
I never had to 'Q'ueue when I was at the collective - helmsman - engage

Kaya at 13:41:16 Wednesday November 15 2000
PS Craig, when I check my Totalise mail from here it says I have no new messages. Either send to soulboy007@hotmail.com or khuseyin@4mc.co.uk - the second one is work so don't send massive files!! Love you!

Kaya in demand at 13:38:25 Wednesday November 15 2000
Been a busy boy this morning. What with being abducted by aliens last night and getting an anal probe and a frontal lobotomy I was a bit knackered to start with. My petty cash doesn't add up (just like my bank balance), my best two runners are leaving (I love runners), the first five busses this morning were full (I love Arriva busses), there was frost on the ground (mushroom season is over). I am running out of Pepe le Pew (sobriety is a very sobering thought), I am being FORCED to go out for a drink after work and I have nothing to wear! Please beam me up, Scotty!!

Q in The Collective at 13:24:40 Wednesday November 15 2000
You humans are so.......insignificant.

Ali at 12:58:10 Wednesday November 15 2000
Craig you little name dropper! Did she have to squeeze her party frocks and lipsticks in the boot? Did I tell you I've sung on stage with Jimmy Tarbuck? Jealous huh? You seem brighter hun - you been ill? Niki - how's the back? I deffo think we need to strongarm Frastie into a coach job for Canvey. It appears that more people are going this time. What does everyone reckon? Billy Liar - how's the stalking going?! ttfn. xx.

Timbo at 12:24:58 Wednesday November 15 2000
7 of 9 - you got my vote

Timbo in Oxford Office at 12:5:30 Wednesday November 15 2000
OK - here is the site that you need - as requested by Doris - if your wondering how I know - we built the site - I used to do Healthcare - www.nelmh.org - check it out and have fun - Live long and prosper to all our ET vistors and lurkers - I'm off to be stalked by Doris - Doris I'm gonna miss you Friday

Monk at 11:34:11 Wednesday November 15 2000
Mornin' all. Oi Niki, Hows the back?

Craig name drop in g. at 11:29:20 Wednesday November 15 2000
Did you know that Lesley Garrets married name is Stevens ? nor did I until just now,i've just rented her a Mondeo.She did offer to sing an Aria for me but I told her i waz a Soulboy now.Luckily Ali wasn't still in the boot but she has finished off your can of lager Ian.Sorry.

Niki at 10:37:58 Wednesday November 15 2000
Morning maates!

Craig smil in g again at 9:36:35 Wednesday November 15 2000
Mornin' all. Oi Kaya, check you're totalise mail if you can. :) If there's no Frostie coach to the Goldmine shall me nick the Galaxy back from Doris Saturday morning ? I'll drive ? in exchange for drinks and things!Reserve you're spaces early.

dmx forreal in in holland at 9:36:13 Wednesday November 15 2000
i don't really know what this is but i hope i will enyoi this

Doris at 8:52:34 Wednesday November 15 2000
Right - we need help on this site! A link to a mental health organisation is looking good! Am I the only sane person here? Right then, I'm off to feed me pink elephants and if anyone is looking for me later I shall be stalking Timbo! Ha Ha!

Dawn at 8:15:12 Wednesday November 15 2000
Allo Monk! Mornin' Maates!!

C.Drumstick at 8:13:5 Wednesday November 15 2000
Oh sh*t! looks like were surrounded by treaker freaks......MUM help!!!

Jeremy & Billy in G.Y. at 6:15:27 Wednesday November 15 2000
Altogether now!!!! Startreking Across the universe, boldly going forward 'cos we can't find reverse. Klingons on the starbord bow the starbord bow the starbord bow............................ Ho hum!!!!!!!

Jeremy & Billy in G.Y. at 6:11:51 Wednesday November 15 2000
We certainly do don't we Jeremy?

Jeremy & Billy in G.Y. at 6:10:20 Wednesday November 15 2000
We know a song about that, don't we Billy?

Mc Coy at 1:3:10 Wednesday November 15 2000
Click

Seven of Nine at 0:36:18 Wednesday November 15 2000
Yeah Janeway, everyone knows that people only watch the show because of me.

Kirk at 0:35:2 Wednesday November 15 2000
Janeway, I was captaining this ship before you were even a thought in the script writers head! so there! now beam me up scotty

Janeway at 0:31:21 Wednesday November 15 2000
Who's F**king ship is this anyway

Pickard at 0:28:31 Wednesday November 15 2000
Make it so........

Borg (Bjorn) at 0:27:51 Wednesday November 15 2000
Resistace is futile

Scotty at 0:24:51 Wednesday November 15 2000
Eye captain she canna take much more of this!

Spock at 0:23:53 Wednesday November 15 2000
Jim, did you realise it's nearly 15,000 visitors to the home page.

Spock to Enterprise at 0:21:29 Wednesday November 15 2000
Two to beam up captain

Monk at 0:19:28 Wednesday November 15 2000
Oi Kaya, bet I get the first one of the month though! Niki Get Well Soon! Craig stop sleeping, Dawn, where were you? Night Maaates!

Doris at 0:10:18 Wednesday November 15 2000
Hey Niki, I think we need a resident shrink! Seems no one knows thier real name anymore! AAAARRRRHHHHHHHH!

Kaya at 0:0:1 Wednesday November 15 2000
Does that mean I'm 1st again?

Timbo at 23:39:38 Tuesday November 14 2000
CD you still up ?

C.Drumstick at 23:33:18 Tuesday November 14 2000
Goodnite all sleep well, Oi Doris or Steve don't forget the lights!!!

Niki at 23:17:36 Tuesday November 14 2000
Nitey nite maates. Last one out turn the lights off...

C.Drumstick at 22:55:13 Tuesday November 14 2000
Hey wait for me I'm coming in...........

Doris at 22:26:11 Tuesday November 14 2000
Stevie we usually go in around 11 ish - but I might try now if you're around....

stevie Y at 22:12:48 Tuesday November 14 2000
hey Doris. ive got the orsett cock booked on the 16th dec. i've also got a quality sound system. any body wanna meet me in the chat?? name a time

Doris at 22:6:2 Tuesday November 14 2000
Monk - where you been babes? All work and no play.....as they say!

Doris at 22:4:30 Tuesday November 14 2000
So Niki is now officially named Queen Cheese........love it! Definately up for a chat! Stevie, where is this venue located? I'm sure we could be up for that! Ms C.Drumstick - be careful in that barf...accidents can happen! So whos up for Goldmine? shall we get Frostie to organise a coach? Go'wah, you know you wanna!

C.Drumstick-runn in g a relaxing barf at 20:41:43 Tuesday November 14 2000
Oi Doris up for a chat love? oh and Monk!! hey friar you've been a bit quiet lately honey hope your ok. By the way The Theme for NYE Party (Queen cheeses' b/day) for those of you whom don't know....IS PURPLE!!! ooppss sorry, I really didn't mean to shout.

Kaya at 19:58:57 Tuesday November 14 2000
A lot of us DJ Stevie, most of us do it for beer - considering what these bloomin places wanna pay! Will see y'all in the chatroom about 11.00 ish...? Oi, Craig, I love ya, baby! Hope yer feelin better Nik...chat later...

stevie Y at 19:22:3 Tuesday November 14 2000
pleasedtomeetcha drumstick. ta, ill check it out

C. Drumstick at 19:12:11 Tuesday November 14 2000
Hiya Stevie welcome!!! why not join us in the chat room time will be confirmed later cya!!!!

C.Drumstick-Lurk in g too!!! at 19:9:28 Tuesday November 14 2000
'allo "Queen cheese" hope ya feelin' better hun'

stevie Y in essex where else? at 19:9:24 Tuesday November 14 2000
Hi All, Just surfed in, nice site mate. many of you get in the chatroom? Anyways im trying to organise a 80's night in south essex on the 16th of dec. I got a 4kw sound system & back room in a large/ish pub & need a couple of 1/ decent djs. Any of you ppl dj's? play for beers?

C.Drumstick-luk in g at 19:5:10 Tuesday November 14 2000
BOO!

Paul at 18:48:32 Tuesday November 14 2000
Evenin' all! Photos on the way, Niki. Might take some time, though. I'm off for my dinner in the meantime.

Paul at 18:48:28 Tuesday November 14 2000
Evenin' all! Photos on the way, Niki. Might take some time, though. I'm off for my dinner in the meantime.

Timbo at 18:10:14 Tuesday November 14 2000
for all those in the chat room last night........ "Calling all -interplanetary craft...."

T. at 18:8:15 Tuesday November 14 2000
sorry forgot WOO WOO !

Timbo at 18:7:42 Tuesday November 14 2000
Only 170 days !

sean@home at 17:34:43 Tuesday November 14 2000
dont change much...

Anon at 17:33:48 Tuesday November 14 2000
MONK u still on here

Monk at 17:19:12 Tuesday November 14 2000
Oi Craig, why were you moaning?

Craig at 17:16:49 Tuesday November 14 2000
I've stopped moaning (briefly). Hello everyone i've been a busy little Bee, missed you all though. Oi Nik, OUCH !good luck.

Monk at 16:5:45 Tuesday November 14 2000
P.S. chat room tonight anyone?

Monk at 16:5:18 Tuesday November 14 2000
Oi Niki I prefer Strawberries, good luck with the back!

Niki go in g to get my back sorted at 15:58:24 Tuesday November 14 2000
Andy, hi. Have we been introduced?? I've got the MAW Gold Box-set on Vinyl already, but cheers for that. Gary Lucas, as I live and breathe!! Hi, welcome, don't be a lurker. Hi Alan, where have you been? Pop round for coffee another day. Hellooooo girls, and Craig.....

Grumpy old Hector (Craig) at 15:50:9 Tuesday November 14 2000
Moan,moan, moan !!!!!!grumble and grunt!

Alan in Rainham at 15:46:49 Tuesday November 14 2000
Allo maaates! Allo Bev - bored? Join the club! Nikki ope your back is better soon. Anyone in the chat room later?

andy in london at 15:45:32 Tuesday November 14 2000
Nik - if you are after that Luther tune then I would suggest the MAW 10 years CD as it is a better version that the album version...and the MAW CD is a 4 CD pack with some blinding tunes on it!

Bev in so bored I have to keep lurking at 15:35:3 Tuesday November 14 2000
Send me messages - I am so bored!

Doris at 14:58:54 Tuesday November 14 2000
Just Lurking! Not working!

Gary at 13:56:25 Tuesday November 14 2000
If any body needs more details on the Chester night, please email me

Nik at 13:9:58 Tuesday November 14 2000
Dunno if Luther Vandross is a struggling soul artiste, but the "I Know" CD with "Are You Cheesing Me?" on it is only £6.99 at Amazon. Mind you it is only a one tune album.

Niki at 13:8:0 Tuesday November 14 2000
Monk, raspberries anonymous!

Monk at 13:2:29 Tuesday November 14 2000
Afternoon Maates, Oi Niki hope your back is better soon! Makes a change from it being my back!!!!!

Niki at 12:43:23 Tuesday November 14 2000
Music page is back online again. The page is getting a bit hoooge, but I'll be reorganising it soon. I've tracked down about half of the tunes at Amazon so far, rest to follow. Hope you enjoy listening to the tunes. Don't forget, if you like them buy them! Poor struggling soul artistes and all that

Niki at 12:38:26 Tuesday November 14 2000
Chrispy's QBar Doo this Friday innit??

Gary.M. at 12:33:44 Tuesday November 14 2000
Allo Kaya. On single father with kiddies duty on Saturday and Sunday, ex-wifey gets the arse if I go out too much and enjoy myself, so unable to join in the fun on Saturday at the North Pole, or whereever it was. Hit Queens on Friday night, Mr Dennis in top form, and he bought me a drink (shock,horror). Bruv Alan has a serious case of the domestics these days, but I am trying to drag him down to the next Lacy do. He sends kind regards. Bit quite on the action front this week, anything happening?

Nik at 11:59:37 Tuesday November 14 2000
Oi Stew! Nice legs ;o))

Niki at 11:58:49 Tuesday November 14 2000
Kaya, I guess we are responsible for the whole "Balancing Big Stew always comes second" phenomenon!

Niki at 11:56:9 Tuesday November 14 2000
Gary, we'll talk about my purple fingernail another time! Paul and Craig, e-mail all the pics to me please, uncensored if you will! 'Bout time we had some more guest photographers on the gallery!

Kaya at 11:55:3 Tuesday November 14 2000
I think we beat him in '95 too, didn't we? Allo Gary, where you been , maaate? Say hello to your bro' Alan when u see 'im next...

Gary.M. at 11:39:58 Tuesday November 14 2000
Niki, at least your not going on about your bloody finger now!

Niki in traction at 11:34:32 Tuesday November 14 2000
Oi Big Stew! Thanks for showing us your balancing a chair on your chin trick! Haven't I seen that somewhere before??? It was a pleasure beating you in the talent show April 94 maaaate..... check these out.......


Niki at 11:32:40 Tuesday November 14 2000
Morning everyone. Do you mind not talking about my back while it's out! Dunno how I did it, but it's been getting steadily worse for the last two weeks, and now I can hardly walk. Off to the Osteopath this afternoon to "get rolled around like a teddy bear" (!!). So fingers crossed, I'll be feeling better tomorrow.

Bev in still knackered!! at 11:2:33 Tuesday November 14 2000
Hi Big Stu - thanx for sorting out the cab for us - even though the other punters got angry 'bout it! I dunno!! Blinding tunes and snakebites!! Whens ya next one?

BigStew in Soul City (The George) at 10:35:44 Tuesday November 14 2000
Hi All Thanks for making the effort to get 10mins north of nowhere(Kaya's proverb) on saturday night, I'm glad you all seemed to enjoy it(my neighbour did'nt came to have a word with me Sunday evening, hes about 30 with no kids, boring old fart) I hope you all enjoyed the music, & the beer, sorry I had to close so early!!!!!! Thanks again for coming hope to see you all again soon.

Bribo in @ work lurking at 10:5:31 Tuesday November 14 2000
How did Niki put her back out. Or shouldn't I ask?

Ali at 9:54:17 Tuesday November 14 2000
Kaya - I owe you a biggy for getting me the CD! Can't wait to listen to it fully! Hi all. Niki sweetie - how's your back?? Doris - I thought your sparklies were fabby - just what is called for at Chrimbo! Craig - you're very quiet lately - whas going on?! ttfn. xx.

Kaya at 8:4:54 Tuesday November 14 2000
How remarkable!! The first entry of the day is by little-old ME!! Mornin Maaaates!

Ian in G.Y. at 23:55:47 Monday November 13 2000
'Allo Timbo, 'allo Monk, bit quiet 2nite??? Just been chatting to Charlie in the chatroom, orf to bed the weekends finally caught up with me!!!!

Timbo at 23:53:25 Monday November 13 2000
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm............ Niki ? Ian's B'Day ? MMMmmmm...........

Monk at 23:40:26 Monday November 13 2000
Evenon' maates, Hope you are all well, Where's Niki Hiding?

Timbo at 23:35:50 Monday November 13 2000
Hello - to all the Aliens that visited tonight - Please do not go to the USA - and ask them to take you to their Leader............

Timbo at 23:33:38 Monday November 13 2000
So Q- Bar ?

Paul at 22:57:7 Monday November 13 2000
Oi,Maulden Maates! I've sorted the photos from Saturday night & I'll be sending them out soon. I need addresses for Jo in Basildon & Ipswich Paul, please.

Timbo at 22:52:59 Monday November 13 2000
OK - but not too late Kaya

K at 22:47:11 Monday November 13 2000
Chatroom anyone?

Kaya at 22:45:18 Monday November 13 2000
Ouch...

Timbo at 22:40:39 Monday November 13 2000
Hi Dawn - wasss uppp

Dawn- feeling rather sleepy at 22:12:6 Monday November 13 2000
yyyaaawwwwwn!!!!

.. at 22:3:54 Monday November 13 2000
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Dawn at 18:42:3 Monday November 13 2000
Allo To Everybody!!! Looks like I missed Good night,I look forward to see the photos. HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN!!!! Doris give us a call, otherwise speak to you in the chat room. 'ere can someone remind me of the details of the boat do pppllleeaasssee? cheers maaateys!

Ian in G.Y. at 18:31:29 Monday November 13 2000
37 actually!!!!!!!!!

Paul at 18:19:48 Monday November 13 2000
Anyone up for a booze cruise to Calais this weekend? Coach leaves Hemel at 5 am (is there any point in going to bed?) returning at midnight. Can pick up on or near the M25. 2 hours shopping then beer up for the rest of the day. 2 places left @ £21.00. Email or phone 0976 329658.

Anon at 18:9:20 Monday November 13 2000
Thanks, obviously.

Scouse m in gebag at 18:8:53 Monday November 13 2000
Kaya, don't worry about that record-I've Napstered it. tanks anyway.

Kaya - Wear in g my new glasses!! at 17:27:43 Monday November 13 2000
Ali, got your Masters at Work 10th anniversary boxed set...a bargain @ £14.99 !!! Paul, they're out of stock of the Stevie toon but will have it by the weekend, do you still want me to pick it up for you?

Ali at 17:0:41 Monday November 13 2000
Oops. Sorry Monk! xx.

Bev in still knackered!! at 16:49:27 Monday November 13 2000
Getting too old for all this methinks - still tired!! Craig - what r we dressing up as for the boat - forgotten? Nite Nite Maates!! xx

Kaya at 15:36:0 Monday November 13 2000
...and if it don't move, Funk It anyway!

Lynda Nick & 'Chop' at 15:26:46 Monday November 13 2000
Hi yer Maates ! I've been unwell for the last couple of weeks so just had the odd lurk. Glad to here you have all been out and had a good airing, Love to you all, ' If it moves FUNK IT!'

Timbo in Sunny Sussex at 14:43:29 Monday November 13 2000
Happy Burfday Ian - Not the big four O surely - must be all that good sea air and diet of turnips ! Have a good one anyway - so where's Nik gonna be tonite ?? Any one up for organising a session before the Gmine on New Years Eve ?

Monk at 14:22:24 Monday November 13 2000
Oi Ali I'm not 40 'til Jan, Happy birthday Ian!

Kaya at 13:27:14 Monday November 13 2000
Nah! Ian from Yarmie...

Ali at 13:21:21 Monday November 13 2000
Which Ian? Is it Monk Ian???

Kaya at 12:44:7 Monday November 13 2000
Happy Birthday, Ian!!! 40 today!!! Anyone fancy getting trashed tonight, it seems that I am at a loose end...

Ali at 12:39:47 Monday November 13 2000
Allo maates! Glad everyone has recovered! I had a good time Saturday night but innit a long way to go (especially when you're in the boot on the car on the way home!!)?. Paul - I was fine - honest - I just have quiet nights like that once in a while, people watching and yakking all night! Craig - yes, thanks for driving sweetie - but I should have said that yesterday! Niki - you take it easy with your bad back sweetie. ttfn. xx.

Craig at 12:29:53 Monday November 13 2000
'Allo Maaaates, Nice weekend ? we did thanks.Oi Maz one more for the boat please ,i'll mail you. Oi Ian, happy birthday to you ,are you back in the wilderness yet? have a great one next weekend, shame i'm not about. Oi Bev, i see you found your way home.tell us more about this minibus.

Maz in work at 12:12:46 Monday November 13 2000
Hello mates, glad you made it to The George and I hope you had as good a time as I did?!! Great to see you and put faces to emails (Tracy!!) Top tunes all round, but I don't expect any less from Stav, Andy, Mark & Russ - and well done Sean for warming up!! Much love xx

Bev in work tired and aching from the weekends activities at 11:13:37 Monday November 13 2000
'allo maates! Did ya miss me?? Superb tunes at big Stu's doo. Oi Paul - I was OK really - just too hot maate! No need to go to the gym now! P.S. Booked a mini-bus for the Goldmine Reunion on the 25th - leaving the Bull in Grays at 9pm - if anyone wants to jump on let me know! ttfn xx

Andy in london at 11:4:45 Monday November 13 2000
Just a note to say a big, big thanks from Stavros (poor old boy has not yet joined the computer age) and me to all who came along to Big Stew's in Maulden on Saturday nite. Hope you enjoyed it as much as we did. Details on the next one nearer the time but it is likely to be in January for Stew's birthday bash. Stew and Stav are at Sounds of Blackness gig tonite so if you see em I think a slap on the back for a job well done is definitely in order!!

Monk at 10:37:35 Monday November 13 2000
Mornin Maates!

Niki at 10:25:55 Monday November 13 2000
Craig, thanks for driving dahlin'.

Niki at 10:24:48 Monday November 13 2000
Morning maaates! HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN!!!! Have a good day........Thanks Big Stew for a top nite at the George. Paul reckoned that at least 50% of the punters in there are lurkers so.... GOOD MORNING LURKERS!!!! Catch you all later

Kaya at 8:2:9 Monday November 13 2000
Mornin' all! Have a nice week...

Dawn at 0:43:13 Monday November 13 2000
Just popped by to turn off the lights, Goodnight All........ Click.

Doris at 19:39:21 Sunday November 12 2000
Hello everyone! Nore recovered from last night brialliant time was had and reasonable cost to all (until we stopped at the Services! £1.09 for a fried egg!) Off to iron etc! Hello Monk - do send me a picture I'm forgetting what you look like! Love and Kisses

Timbo at 19:5:39 Sunday November 12 2000
Ello maates - sounds like I missed a good one last - babysitting duty. Having said that, Wraps Thursday, Brighton Friday, Maulden Sat would have been pushing it at my age ! No matter 3 new potential punters for The Cold North Sea in May recruited in Brighton. Anyone chatting later ?

Paul at 17:20:26 Sunday November 12 2000
Big thanks to Tony & Fearn for putting me up/putting up with me!

Paul recover in g at home at 16:32:21 Sunday November 12 2000
Afternoon,mates! Another fine evening's entertainment at The George-thanks to Big Stew's non-stop hospitality & fine sets from all the jocks. That must have been the biggest crowd yet. Thanks again to Ali-hope you are feeling ok today-you where a bit quiet last night. Nice to see Juliet after so long too. I've got 40-odd photos to sort through and I'll send the relevant ones to those whose email addresses I have, a bit later in the week. Oi, Craig. What do you mean by really bad? Almost forgot. Thanks to Nicky for the lift home-your a star.

Ian at 16:7:58 Sunday November 12 2000
Top, top , nite, thanks for driving Craig. Took me ages to get to sleep (qwhiz)!!!!! Good to see so many faces, Geoff, Dave, Paul i'll be in touch sometime during the week. Gotta go i can smell the bacon 'n' eggs, got the mega munchies!!!! Kaya cya next week, i'll introduce you to Kings wine bar....

Kaya at 15:6:57 Sunday November 12 2000
Afternoon maaates! What Craig said, double!! I'd recommend the trip to Maulden, but leave earlier than 10.00pm if you can, especially if you're driving up from London!! Thanks to Stu and everyone else involved - top night!

craig at 12:15:57 Sunday November 12 2000
Mornin Monk .

Craig at 12:14:37 Sunday November 12 2000
As I was almost totally sober last night anyone fancy 1/2 a Shandy and a bag of salt and Vinegar crisps down the local now ?

Craig at 12:12:37 Sunday November 12 2000
Mornin' me loverlies. Big thankyou to Big Stew and the usual suspects for a top night.Fun was 'ad by all me thinks.Ian, qWhiz ,your're bad,Doris(you'll knock 'em dead in your new strides,Kaya,yummy yummy,Ali thanks for looking after my spare wheel,hope you got back to Harlow ok,next time i'm coming to supervise when you two hit the shops and Nik,darlin',the photo's are we really going to publish them ?And Paul. Mate,what can i say ? you're getting really bad!

Monk at 11:43:24 Sunday November 12 2000
Mornin' Mates, Once again thanks to Mr + Mrs French for the entertainment last night, see you in the week!

Nik at 20:56:9 Saturday November 11 2000
Ooops sorry wrong website again

Niki at 20:52:59 Saturday November 11 2000
THERE'S ONLY ONE PAOLO, THERE'S ONLY ONE PAOLO.......

Ian in a poppy kinda mood.... at 20:36:38 Saturday November 11 2000
strumming my fingers while Niki gets ready. Just met a merchant seaman from the ww2, top and i mean top bloke, makes you feel kinda humble...... Anyway trying to get pissed but nuffin's 'appening, hope the booze is better at the George, get ready cos here we come!!!! wayhaaaaaaay!!!!

Paul gett in g ready for Maulden at 18:48:15 Saturday November 11 2000
See you in the George!

Bar-b-qued Chicken(aka C.D) at 17:13:21 Saturday November 11 2000
OOer I over done it juuuussst a bit!

Dawn at 17:11:46 Saturday November 11 2000
Please forgive me for sounding so confused,the effects of last night have not completely worn off!

Dawn-Vaccum in g at 17:8:32 Saturday November 11 2000
Hi Paul how are you? What ever you all decided to tonight do Have a good one! I'm off to do another crazy shift dahn the pub the I'm off to the Liquid bar(woo woo full steam ahead)

Paul at 17:0:56 Saturday November 11 2000
Allo, Dawn!

Dawn at 16:38:40 Saturday November 11 2000
Allo Maates!!

Ian in a Thunderbird mood!!!! at 14:43:43 Saturday November 11 2000
'Allo everyone!! Yarmouth posse (well only me) on my way to the George via a few watering holes in Upton park wiv Niki. 'aven't had a drink all week, lots of cacthing up to do!!! cya!!

Paul work in g at home at 14:29:8 Saturday November 11 2000
Oi, Ali. Please come up & see us-I want to show you how grateful I am for the magnets! Besides, I'll have my camera & you know how photogenic you are. G'wan, g'wan, g'wan g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan. As Mrs. Doyle would say.

Kaya & Ali - Go in g S H O P P I N G ! ! at 13:45:48 Saturday November 11 2000
Ali is still umming and arrring about tonight. Why don't you all tell her how much you'd miss her!? Seeya 2nite...

BigStew in At the pub stocking up in readiness at 13:41:19 Saturday November 11 2000
to anyone coming to the George tonight, IT takes just over the hour from central London to Maulden Beds. M1 north, exit at jct 12 turn right turn right head for Flitwick, turn right at roundabout(3rd exit) cross railway bridge turn left at mini roundabout(1st exit)heading towards Ampthill. At next roundabout turn right(3rd exit)possibly sign posted Shefford, at next roundabout turn left(1st exit) sign posted Maulden, at the end of this road turn right, drive through the village passing thatched pub on your right The White Hart,pass over the brow of a small hill, with Hildern guest house on your left, 3/400 yards take a left turn into George St the pub is right in front of you. I hope this is of some help, see you all later.

Anon at 12:52:55 Saturday November 11 2000
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Paul at 12:9:48 Saturday November 11 2000
Afternoon, mates! Allo, Monk. Are you coming up then?

Monk at 12:0:20 Saturday November 11 2000
Where's Maulden? Mornin' Kaya, sorry folks bit hung over

Kaya at 11:52:38 Saturday November 11 2000
Mornin' Monk. We're off to Maulden 2nite...fancy it?

Monk at 11:41:46 Saturday November 11 2000
Oi Craig, whats happening tonight? OOops sorry Mornin' Maates!

Kaya at 10:30:19 Saturday November 11 2000
Mornin All...I still haven't heard from Ali & shopping time approaches!

Craig at 9:8:39 Saturday November 11 2000
Let me know before 12.30 and I'll get a Galaxy from work.

Craig work in g as usual. at 9:7:7 Saturday November 11 2000
So anyone else up for the cup tonight ?

C.Drumstick at 7:34:35 Saturday November 11 2000
eehhhh, ehhh ehmmmm.........................Goodnight/Goodmorning (;o)

Dawn up for the cup at 4:32:21 Saturday November 11 2000
Allo maates! anyone abht!!!!

Doris at 0:35:36 Saturday November 11 2000
PS MONK - where are you?!?

Doris at 0:33:12 Saturday November 11 2000
Didn't make Queens but as dave is going on a session tomorrow I'll take you up on your offer Craig for the trip uup N'rth! Jane, thansk to you and Hazel for "looking after" me at Southport - no longer a virgin and very pleased about it - however it will take a few more visits to decide if I like it! Hello to all that were tehre last night! I know I was quite but that was because I was still mashed from the weekend! See you tomorrow! Love and Snakebite!

Kaya at 19:43:57 Friday November 10 2000
Ali, Mobile's dead..home number is 020 7354 1256..at Niki's tonight so call in the morning..if anyone has Ali's number, call Niki's or e-mail me here (click on name)...Carl, glad yer oven's fixed...btw who are you? It's nice to announce yourself when you enter someone's front room...;o) but yer welcome, anyway...

Ali at 17:51:50 Friday November 10 2000
Kaya - got your message, phoned you, but were busy, so call me again on my mobile if you're up for it 2morow. No sweat if you're not. Oxford St is prob best bet - plenty of bars on the way!!?? I think I've got the right mobile number for you, so will try you later. Talk soon. xx.

Dawn at 17:49:44 Friday November 10 2000
Oi Carl I care, Allo Doris I sent you my e-mail address at work did you get it? Timbo careful that name might stick wiv ya! Niki keep sucking dear,Ali hi honey and my oh my Bev's awfully quiet,hello Kelvin! any way I must dash,off to the pub,then afterwards a lining and lashing session, a bop arahnd and WOO WOO! what ever you all do enjoy!

Timbo at 17:29:59 Friday November 10 2000
To Nik and any other Hammers fans that are down about D' Can - a message from my daughter "Keep blowin 'em Bubbles!" PS - Doris and Dawn - even a purv can produce Lil' Darlins


Monk at 17:0:16 Friday November 10 2000
Hello Maates! sounds like I missed yet another good one last night, ah well the joys of living in Surrey!!!! Hope everyone has recovered, hope to see you all soon.

Niki at 16:46:18 Friday November 10 2000
Simon, I'll be in the Supporters Club (in Castle Street, just behind the Boleyn) from about 1.30 tomorrow. You have to pay a £1 to the old geezer on the door to get in if you're not a member - but you don't need anyone to sign you in. Hopefully see you there then! Comeonyouirrrrronssss

Niki at 16:22:58 Friday November 10 2000
Ali, Kaya's work no is same as fax, but 600 on end instead of 700. Kelvin, ???? that's a strange one. The WHU Official site works fine on my PC version of IE. I can only suggest making sure you have the latest version of IE for Mac. Anyone else have a Mac handy? Check out www.whufc.co.uk and tell us if it works.... Gary, no handy champagne bucket full of ice water either!

Timbo at 16:22:33 Friday November 10 2000
Bribo - haven't got the CD yet - but check out http://www.jazzfm.com/ I think its Soul of Smooth jazz Vol II also check Spirit of the Street Vol 2 & Back to love vol 2 - Talking of which it features The Jackson Sisters I Believe In Miracles - that's gotta be one your favs Niki - real cheese disco - I'll perv round the dancefloor with ya Nik anytime their playing that !

Simon in a drinking mood at 16:22:19 Friday November 10 2000
Niki - will you be in the Boleyn tomorrow? I have a little bit of business to do in Barking and might pop in for a pre-match lager......just to see if I still like it y'understand

Craig at 16:12:51 Friday November 10 2000
Oi Carl, Does this mean we can all come round for dinner tonight ? Where's Bev today ? Oh I know Friday's snakebite day.Anyone doing the Queens tonight?(make of that what you will children)

Ali at 15:55:48 Friday November 10 2000
Anyone got Kaya's work number pls? He's given me his fax number - trying to avoid me I wonder - and I need to get hold of him! tvm. ttfn. xx.

Gary.M. at 15:55:5 Friday November 10 2000
Afternoon all.Niki still feeling extremely guilty about your finger darling, keep on sucking it and Im sure it will get better. Ali, will E-mail you as soon as I get my act together. P.S. Stalking has been kept to a minimum today.

Bribo in @work lurking at 15:49:18 Friday November 10 2000
Timbo.... What's the name of your new CD purchase. It has some intresting names on it.

Anon at 15:38:13 Friday November 10 2000
at Wraps last night

Anon in Working in London at 15:37:46 Friday November 10 2000
Who was the sexy bloke in the brown jacket?

Kim in About to leave work for a few wee drinks at 15:37:10 Friday November 10 2000
Kaya - sounds like you are enjoying your job and keeping you out of mischief!! Enjoy your shopping trip.

Carl Racey at 15:0:49 Friday November 10 2000
For those of you that care !!!!!!! My oven is now fixed

Timbo in Perv Palace at 14:51:42 Friday November 10 2000
Nice new CD from Jazz FM - with some classics from Al Green, Jnr Walker, Earl Klugh, Ronnie Law's Every Generation - CD2 has newer stuff including the No 1. Hyde Park from Jeff Kashiwa who used to be the sax player with the Ripps.(and did all that great sop & tenor solo work) and is also a maate of mine ! Sorry just a litle soulful jazz-plug

kelvin at 14:32:47 Friday November 10 2000
niki i can quit out of explorer but thats about it cos nothing else happens the machine doesn't freeze.

Kaya at 13:58:18 Friday November 10 2000
Afternoon All!!! Hectic day at work!! Good fun though...any requests for orders at shopping time? Ooops I mean Lunch Time, of course! Ali, I will get on the case darling, e-mail will follow shortly...Niki, Dawn, Craig, Doris, Timbo, Ali, & everyone who knows me - I love you all...

Craig at 13:40:25 Friday November 10 2000
What Native New Yorker cd ? has kaya ordered me one? Oi Punter in N8,I'm not happy in my work just on loadsa drugs.

Niki at 13:32:40 Friday November 10 2000
Some of the tunes are back folks. 'Ere Craig have you got your Native New Yorker CD yet?

Punter in Crouch End walk in g past the motor showroom at 13:31:28 Friday November 10 2000
Cor look at that geezer dodgy dancing round a Ford Galaxy! He must be happy in his work!

Craig practis in g dodgy dancing in the showroom. at 13:16:32 Friday November 10 2000
Oi Doris are you joining us tomorrow? I've got room for ya love!

Craig at 13:13:36 Friday November 10 2000
What do you mean,"Lets get wankered"? I don't fucking swear!

Niki gett in g some musical therapy from Stevie Wonder at 13:5:30 Friday November 10 2000
Listening to All I Do. I prefer the original you know! Craig, wot a wanker! You should have said you were with Frostie. Oh well. We were talking last night about reading back the old Forum entries, and I was saying that I'd read something that made me burst out laughing but couldn't remember what it was... it was your comment just before Caister that said "Ya Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Lets get Wankered!" Dodgy dance me up baby....

CRAIG at 12:19:34 Friday November 10 2000
well it was like this, i got inside and was told by some fat cunt in a Top Man suit that the bar was full and no-one else could come in,especially wearing jeansand a baseball cap ! Anyway Nik ,why not let us pick you both up after the game and take you on a mystery tour of the Midlands ? maybe do some dodgy dancing along the way ?

Niki at 11:25:32 Friday November 10 2000
Mornin Kelvin, what freezes exactly?

Niki at 11:23:42 Friday November 10 2000
Ahh it's all coming back to me! The bum-biting was good, especially the bare bum....... woo woo as the Drumstick would say. Oi Gary, my finger hurts! Oi Michael (the punctuation king) Dolenz, my head hurts! Oi Kaya, thanks for looking after me! Oi Doris, thanks for the hugs and the lift home! Oi Andy Unique, thanks for playing my tune and letting me bite your bum - I know you loved it! Oi Bev, thanks for pointing out the funny eyebrows! Oi Chicken Drumstick, you're fingerlicking good, baby! Oi Ali, 'allo gorgeous! Oi Timbo, keep on purvin' maaate!

kelvin at 11:14:24 Friday November 10 2000
hello nik. can you help out? do you ever look at the whu web site. in navigator everything's okay but in explorer it sometimes freezes. (i'm on a mac G3).

Niki feel in ' rough at 11:3:6 Friday November 10 2000
Mornin' Craig. Wot happened at Wraps then? I didn't think they had any Doormen down there! Dunno about Maulden. Man City at home tomorrow, meeting Ian at Liverpool St. then who knows???? What time are you thinking of going?

Craig at 10:46:49 Friday November 10 2000
Mornin' Nik.Up north with us tomorrow? I suppose Malden is up north ain't it ?I'm driving if anyone wants to squeeze in.

Niki at 10:40:44 Friday November 10 2000
urrrgh

Ali at 10:5:21 Friday November 10 2000
Morning maates. Feeling decidedly jaded now, and I have a monster head, but good night last night. Kaya - email me about marathon shopping weekend if you can. Gary M - email me about troff date - fancy the Satay Hut in Chadwell Heath one night if you are housesitting for Legs - incredible food and well worth it? Craig hun - what happened?? Andy - nice arse and remember - I groped first!! ttfn. xx.

Craig at 10:3:8 Friday November 10 2000
Oi Jokemaster,I know which one applys to me,except i never wrap my hair in a towel,it damages the follicles.

Jokemaster in London at 9:33:9 Friday November 10 2000
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry basket according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the waycover any exposed fleshand rush to the bathroom Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out belly. Complainand whine about getting fat. Get in shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, loin cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.Condition hair with cucumber and lamphrey conditioner with enhanced natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair taking at least 15 minutes to make sure that it's all come off. Scream loudly when husband flushes toilet and water loses pressure and turns red hot. Turn off shower. Clean all wet shower surfaces. Spray mould spots with flash bathroom spray.Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of small African country.Wrap hair in super absorbant second towel.Check entire body for remotest sign of spots. Attack with nails or tweezers if found. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If husband seen, cover any exposed areas and then rush to bedroom to spend half an hour getting dressed. > > > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take off clothes while sitting on bed and leave them in pile on floor. Walk naked to bathroom. If wife seen, shake knob at her making "Woo"sound. Look at manly physique in mirror and suck in gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire size of knob in mirror, scratch privates and smell fingers for one last whiff. Get in shower. Don't bother to look for wash cloth - don't use one. Wash face Wash armpits Laugh at how loud farts sound in the shower. Wash privates and the surrounding area Wash butt, leaving hair on soap Shampoo hair but do not use conditioner Make shampoo Mohican. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror Pee (in shower) Rinse off and get out of shower. Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain outside bath for whole shower time. Partially dry off Look at self in mirror again, flex muscles and admire size of knob (again) Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor Leave bathroom light and fan on Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, grab knob, go "Yeah baby" and thrust pelvis at her. Put on yesterdays clothes.

Craig pissed right off th in king about last night!!! at 8:46:10 Friday November 10 2000
I would have glady let the Wankers who own Wraps rip me off AGAIN, if i'd been allowed in!

Jo Blow in @work at 8:37:47 Friday November 10 2000
That's funny i did as well ..Val did he shag you too ?????

Val Fisher in Waiting for AJL at 8:36:48 Friday November 10 2000
I had a dream about Andrew Lothian last night. Very sad !!!!!!!!

Carl Racey in @ Home at 8:33:36 Friday November 10 2000
For anyone that is interested i'm at home today waiting for the engineer to fix my oven. It blew up yesterday.

Dawn- Cooking a big breakie at 8:5:12 Friday November 10 2000
Oi Kaya I think I was meant to say KWIM not NWIM, arrs yer 'ead maate?

Dawn-Surfac in G at 7:46:46 Friday November 10 2000
OOOeeer TGIF, Hey Monk darlin'I am fine 'part from me 'ead which doesn't feel like it belongs to me, how are you? Timbo, you said it mmaaaatte! Hey Kaya, I wont be able to use that e-mail address at wsork untill I've been there a while, can't take the piss to soon NWIM !

Timbo in Home eventually at 6:42:4 Friday November 10 2000
Just got in - going to bed speak y'all later - what's wiv' the arm stoking CD ? sounds pervy to me ! T.

dolly & frostie in niki's basement at 3:38:45 Friday November 10 2000
well who's up for the cup mate's just me & frosticulie dundelt nuff said lightweights hold on here comes niki mates southport oohh yeehaa lil louie heaven sent oh by the way did you see that guy get off the coach good boy cheese master doris you rule jack&jill babe where was all the cheesers your loss got to go have life to lead taatar maatteess!¬!!!!!!! oh by the way who wants it lets have it

Dawn at 1:27:13 Friday November 10 2000
I didn't go on did I........................F**K it who cares WOO Woo!!!!!! G'nite

Dawn and Chicken Drummer at 1:24:7 Friday November 10 2000
Well maates what more can I say but "What can I do....... Thanks once again guys for a good night, DORIS for taking me there and back(woo woo) KAYA for letting me dive from the stool into his arms(good man) LISA for being fashionably late, and finding her way to Wraps "how I don't know"(good girl!) TIM for stroking my arm(eh.....well em eh....) Gary M for making me chuckle, Bev for being Bev, Oh! and eyebrows for entertaining NIKI, Froggy Tadpole Junior for not letting the old man dahn(much love darlin')FROSTIE for the cheesey soul (King Cheese) and STEVE for the loan of his tie(woo woo) MARK Frosties maate with whom I had my only sensable chat with (I think) Andy (U) for letting all us girls fondle him in the back of the car(yes guys he was a lucky man) and TERRY for the flash hip thrusting moves(woo woo)CHARLIE for the Double JD, and MICKEY for keeping everyone in rythmn(Dont stop honey) Oh!and the barstaff for trying to stitch me up with overcharging, which kept me on me toes (watch 'em guys!) And finally thanks to my lovely MUM AND DAD'cos withouit them I wouldn't be here( they log in sometimes) To all soulboys much love! xx

YRA at 23:16:41 Thursday November 9 2000
Oops..sorry...lol http://www.geocities.com/slapee/milan.jpg

Yorkshire Republican Army back in from the San Siro. at 23:14:55 Thursday November 9 2000
NIKI.Check this out for away supporters. We are the whole bottom tier.

Chicken Drumstick-Roll in g me last sp***f at 18:20:19 Thursday November 9 2000
Hi Lesley, I know I said I'd 'ave a kip for an hour, well I've changed my mind,so it's ok to ring B4 7 ciao!

Dawn at 17:44:13 Thursday November 9 2000
Watcha' soulboys and girls, Doris gis' a big snog,I'll will be making my way to Wraps hopefully with Lesley, and photos which I have been itching to see, Niki do ya still wanna meet up?

Soulboys.co.uk at 16:18:47 Thursday November 9 2000
Niki, are you two timing us?

Nik at 16:9:38 Thursday November 9 2000
Still couldn't be any worse than last season. Ooops, sorry wrong site.

Nik at 16:7:38 Thursday November 9 2000
Don't think I'll make it to Old Trafford on New Year's Day somehow...... shame.....not!

Niki at 16:3:43 Thursday November 9 2000
Jaaaaaaane!!! Hello Darlin'! I hope you and Haze had it large at Southport. What colour was your fluffy bikini??? ...... dunno if you've done the 'right thing' with Canvey at New Year - let's just say that it's my birthday and me, Kaya, Craig, Ali and Jilly are all booked in the Oysterfleet too......

Northern Jane in Work at 15:48:51 Thursday November 9 2000
Hi Nikki, Just about recovering from a mental Southport - they get better all the time! Trying to be organised and sorting out New Years Eve for me and Big Rick. Been informed that there is a 'bit of a doo' in Astairs in Canvey Island. Have booked a double room at the Oyster Fleet (??!**) hotel - have I done right thing? Big Hello to 'our Doris' - a Southport Virgin no more!!!! The bikini looked gorgeous darlin', especially the illuminous green one you wore on Saturday! Hope you've recovered well. Ta Da

Craig at 14:45:13 Thursday November 9 2000
Oi Doris, done deal mate.Shall i fit a ski box on the roof for ya Tia Maria ?

Bev go in g straight to Wraps from work at 14:32:1 Thursday November 9 2000
6ish!!!

Nik at 14:22:33 Thursday November 9 2000
'Ere wot time are you all getting down there tonite? I don't wanna be in there on me own with a cake in the shape of a Frog!

Niki at 14:18:16 Thursday November 9 2000
Oi Kaya, give me a ring or e-mail me your number at work. Cheers luv.

Doris at 13:16:52 Thursday November 9 2000
Yes please craig darling - I shall be catching the ferry very early so will need it the day before (23/11). I have AA 5 star continental cover (comes free with AA Relay Plus package that I pay shite loads for!). Shall be returned (with cigarettes for organiser on 25/11/00! OK? For everyone else that means - subject to car hire I shall be going to France for a day trip on 24/11/00 and all orders (witn payment) will be accepted as long as I have room!!!! CY later!!

T. at 13:0:58 Thursday November 9 2000
player even..

Timbo at 13:0:2 Thursday November 9 2000
Just heard the news of Dick Morrisey's death - he was one wicked Tenor playing

Gary.M. at 12:6:1 Thursday November 9 2000
I also deny that I cant spell "everything"

Gary.M. at 12:5:9 Thursday November 9 2000
Ali, I deny everthing. See you tonight.

Monk at 12:1:59 Thursday November 9 2000
Afternoon Maates! now should I go tonight?........mmmm?

Craig at 11:57:4 Thursday November 9 2000
Ello Maaaaaaaaaates ! Oi Ali, Don't panick I'm 'ere !see you all down wraps tonight.I won't be there till quite late,lots of things to do. 'Ere Doris was it the 24th of November for the Galaxy ? let me know soon i'll have to sort the Insurance and Green card have you got your own AA 5 star ?

Kaya at 11:56:1 Thursday November 9 2000
Tonight I will mostly be drinking with my maaates @ Wraps...I'm afraid that the b/f isn't playing but will be making a cameo appearance to collect me later...

Ali at 11:36:47 Thursday November 9 2000
Morning maates!! What a fine and dandy day for a lash up at Warps 2nite. I shall be in attendance with Tony Bloke and Racey Tracey so see you all on the floor! You coming Kaya? Craig's been a bit quiet this week - waaassssup hun? Hi Niki, Doris, Dawn and Billy (Gary) Liar!! C U all tonight I hope? ttfn. xx.

andy in london at 11:8:8 Thursday November 9 2000
Gary,the details for Saturday in Maulden are in the events calendar.I also know that Grumpy,Bernie and some of the old gang are coming up from Southend/Basildon. Will send you detailed directions tomorrow but it's quite easy.next village along from Ampthill - about 10 mins from M1.

Ian at 10:23:9 Thursday November 9 2000
Mornin' all, say 'appy buthday to The Frog for me and tell 'im i know where ya can get zimma frames at cost'!!!!

Gary.M at 10:14:3 Thursday November 9 2000
Morning All. Andy Lothian if you are out there can you E-Mail with the details about Saturday, I've lost the flyer you gave me. I might come up or I might be having the kids on saturday, all dependent on what the ex-wife from hell is doing.

Bev at 9:59:41 Thursday November 9 2000
Mornin Maates! What time is everyone getting there tonite?? Cya all later! ttfn xx

Niki at 9:17:44 Thursday November 9 2000
Morning! First in and the lights are blazing. Who forgot to turn them off last night??? Tut tut. Dawn, I'm going tonite, wanna meet somewhere?

Monk at 0:25:38 Thursday November 9 2000
Hi Dawn how are you?

Dawn at 0:7:40 Thursday November 9 2000
'ave I missed the party in the chat room(big sighhh) So who is going to Wraps then?

Alan in Rainham at 23:50:14 Wednesday November 8 2000
Evening maaates! Who's up for Queens on Friday? How is everyone?

Kaya at 23:33:54 Wednesday November 8 2000
OOer, I wsa in the chatroom with Doris & it all went awry...

Doris at 23:26:22 Wednesday November 8 2000
Well I'm still there......

Kaya at 23:26:18 Wednesday November 8 2000
See you there...

Doris at 23:21:7 Wednesday November 8 2000
All is back on!

Monk at 23:20:28 Wednesday November 8 2000
No it isn't it just locked up on me.

Doris at 23:19:54 Wednesday November 8 2000
Going back in......wish me luck...

Monk at 23:17:41 Wednesday November 8 2000
Evenin'

Neill at 23:16:57 Wednesday November 8 2000
Back on now......

Doris at 23:16:35 Wednesday November 8 2000
I had to log on thru the server to get in at all tonite! Pain! IS Craig there?

Doris at 23:15:53 Wednesday November 8 2000
I was chatting to Neill and it threw me out! He has a mega SP CD for you and me!

Kaya at 23:11:23 Wednesday November 8 2000
Same here! I think the chtroom server is down...

Doris at 23:7:39 Wednesday November 8 2000
Server problems - will resume chatting asap...

Kaya at 23:7:7 Wednesday November 8 2000
Dundelt, Doris, I'll bring it with me tomorrow night, unless you get a better offer!! Anyone abaht? see you in the chatroom...but don't be too long...;o)>>

Doris at 22:39:51 Wednesday November 8 2000
Anyone for a chat? And Yes please Kaya....pretty please!

Kaya in SHOCK!! at 20:26:57 Wednesday November 8 2000
Just got a letter through the post announcing the arrival of Lianne's BABY SON!! When did that 'appen then?! CONGRATULATIONS LIANNE & GRAHAM!!!! Welcome to the world, Cameron Francis!

Kaya - Playing me new toon in me flat at 20:20:35 Wednesday November 8 2000
Done, Paul maaate! Dunno about Saturday yet, Craig & I need to have a 'council of war' on the subject. Basically, it IS the Stevie version, speeded up a little and with a new rhythm & beat! Funking excellent, maaate!

Paul at 20:7:12 Wednesday November 8 2000
Yes please Kaya, I haven't heard it but it must be good. You can bring it with you on Saturday & I'll buy you a pint (of snakebite, of course) or a short or cocktail of your choice!

Kaya at 18:20:27 Wednesday November 8 2000
Ere, Doris Cleptomaniacs £7.99 white label from Black Market in D'Arblay St W1, anyone fancy a copy?

C.Drumstick at 17:45:46 Wednesday November 8 2000
Oi confused of H.wycombe, theres no resemblence, as far as I know, and if you want to know why my name is Chicken Drumstick, then you'll just have to turn up at one of the dos and if I'm there,I show you that's if I am wearing a skirt or dress. Hello everyone else,I'm off to do a shift dahn the pub, Niki and Doris will I see you tomorrow? oh and cheers Paul for the bud e-mail;0)TTFN

Niki at 17:29:16 Wednesday November 8 2000
P.S. Soul Chasers 2 only £5.99 - buy it from your friendly neighbourhood Soulboys site :o)))

Niki at 17:28:12 Wednesday November 8 2000
Important news about the Music Selections - lots of you have been asking where you can get hold of the tunes on the site, so I've signed us up as an Amazon affiliate and I'm currently redoing the music page to put links to the appropriate pages at Amazon. There is a test page up in the Music section at the moment. If you want to listen to any of the Cheesy Soul tunes in the next week or so go directly to http://web.ukonline.co.uk/soulboys/music2.htm.

lorraine at 16:24:24 Wednesday November 8 2000
Kaya are you not going to Special Branch Doo Saturday? Eve's - Great Portland street???

Kaya at 15:6:36 Wednesday November 8 2000
Definitely NOT going up North this weekend!

the dragon man at 13:55:23 Wednesday November 8 2000
i'm reading from corfu, kassiopea to be precise.

Kaya at 13:42:46 Wednesday November 8 2000
Allo maaates! Not sure what's going on about Wraps tomorrow or Maulden this weekend, I think that Craig wants to do it...so I might just send him along on his own and read the reports!! The only problem is that I have nothing at all to wear, otherwise I'd jump at the chance of a 200+ mile trip up North!

Carl Racey in London at 13:41:56 Wednesday November 8 2000
I'm currently eating a salad for lunch ,it's something Andy Lothian should do more of

Gary M at 13:16:27 Wednesday November 8 2000
Bad news fellow Hammers fans, heard from relaible source that God (Di Canio)could be on his bike pretty soon. As I work in an Italian bank I'm trying to verify with one of his Eyetie mates that works with me. The news is that he possibly could be going back to the land of pasta,wine and women in black with moustaches because the trouble and strife and the suacepan lids are not that happy in our fair land (Must be due to the fact that it keeps p#####g down with rain all the time and we are all growing webbed feet). Will keep you posted.

Monk at 12:59:28 Wednesday November 8 2000
Afternoon Maates ! Niki did you get the e-mail?

Bev lurk in g as well at 12:54:5 Wednesday November 8 2000
Great 2 c u yesterday Alan after all these years! Remember - don't be a lurker - say 'alloooooooooooo! ttfn x

Bribo in at work lurking at 12:45:59 Wednesday November 8 2000
Tut,Tut Doris... Resorting to blackmail for freeniss..... I like your style my girl. Good afternoon to the rest of you.

Doris at 12:5:31 Wednesday November 8 2000
Hey Neill, how much dosh do you want (or shall I tell everyone about Southport..........)? Afternoon all - quite today innit!

carl racey at 10:52:26 Wednesday November 8 2000
I'm thinking of becoming the world's first northern soul lap dancer ...anyone interested in booking me???? I am also available as a Barry-Eastenders Lookielike-ee...

Paul Zawierka in London at 10:51:50 Wednesday November 8 2000
Respect to Carl Racey AKA Benny out of Top Cat ....Hey TC

andy 'john' lothian in the chicken coop at 10:45:26 Wednesday November 8 2000
harsh? damned right it is! i'll wring his skinny neck when I see PZ next!!!! Are you coming down on Saturday PZ ???

Doris at 10:42:29 Wednesday November 8 2000
Wot this 17 December think I can fit that in!

scouserpaul leav in g for work at 10:35:23 Wednesday November 8 2000
I think "foul" is a bit harsh, don't you? Anyway, I'll check this resemblance to a chicken myself on Saturday. BTW is this boat on the 17th then?

Confused of H.Wycombe in Bucks at 10:30:12 Wednesday November 8 2000
Does C.Drumstick also resemble one of the cast from "Chicken Run" ?

Paul Zawierka in London at 10:23:7 Wednesday November 8 2000
To clarify the confusion over Andy Lothian's AKA .."Chicken legs" this AKA refers to the fact that Andy can now be best described as being very similar in appearance to any one of the animated foul appearing in the hit Film CHICKEN RUN..

Bev in work as usual at 10:16:45 Wednesday November 8 2000
Mornin Mornin!! Nik - r u sure 'bout that?? Alan - I am about to e-mail u - scary!!!! Whose goin to Wraps 2morrow then? ttfn xx

Niki at 9:59:31 Wednesday November 8 2000
Morning! How are we all today? Guess what? Mick Farrer's boat is on the 17th December.

Anon at 9:29:29 Wednesday November 8 2000
December 17th Boat definately on!!!?? Mick Farrer confirmed

Dawn- switch in g on the lights! at 7:10:42 Wednesday November 8 2000
Mornin' Maaates!!!

Monk at 0:58:50 Wednesday November 8 2000
tut tut tut Click!

Anon at 23:33:50 Tuesday November 7 2000
,

Kaya at 22:40:55 Tuesday November 7 2000
Neill!!! I need one too!!!! Purleeeeeeeze!

Neill at 22:36:6 Tuesday November 7 2000
Doris, If your that desperate for the Cleptomaniacs thing, bring a little spare cash to Wraps on Thursday, I may have something of interest for you..........!!

Nik at 22:31:10 Tuesday November 7 2000
Missed it. Bugger.

C. Drumstick at 22:13:9 Tuesday November 7 2000
Oi Hilly's on T.V c4

Paul at 21:53:30 Tuesday November 7 2000
Oi, Kaya. There are B&Bs nearby or you could always sleep on the pub floor like the Kent boys. I prefer Tony Chin's garden meself.

Kaya at 21:49:48 Tuesday November 7 2000
No idea how we might get there yet. Don't fancy driving, at all but it seems there's bugger all on in town!! I think a nice relaxing Saturday night in might be in order...and the thought fills me with dread!

Ian at 21:29:27 Tuesday November 7 2000
Kaya, you've gotta laugh. 'Rung round a few peeps told 'em about Maulden, they said is it anywhere near Soho? Blessem. Tried the Special Branch approach, nobody's up for that either so i'll cancel 'n' come on me own. Mauldon sounds like my kinda doo, how will you get there???

C.Drumstick kill in g time before brookie at 20:48:53 Tuesday November 7 2000
I won't make it to the chat room tonight, 'cos I over slept this morning IN STYLE ....I was late, very late in fact I was an embarassing two and a half hours late for work, but they were OK about it, anyway when I got there only one other person and we started with five yesterday!! (tee hee)

Kaya at 20:40:18 Tuesday November 7 2000
Oi, Ian, why don't you re-direct the coach to Maulden?

Ian in disguise 'n' hiding. at 19:56:14 Tuesday November 7 2000
******* management!!!! Ho hum, any offers fer the weekend? Not very popular in G.Y. at the mo', something to do with a coachload of people with nowhere to go........Simon i haven't got your home no and you don't answer your mobile.

C,Drumstick- hav in g problems wiv spelling.........oh well can't all be perfect eh!!! at 19:5:43 Tuesday November 7 2000
la la tra la la, dum dee dum de la....

Kaya at 19:4:13 Tuesday November 7 2000
No probs Dawn, I'll look forward to it! Ali, it's a date! Oxford/Bond/Regent Streets are fine as are Bluey and the others, your choice, darlin', as long as there are shops & my credit cards!! Oi, confused, EVERYONE wants to kiss me!! They're only human, after all...

C.Drmstick at 19:2:37 Tuesday November 7 2000
Kaya,and Tim, I've mailed you, you too Doris!!!!

Dawn just got in from work at 17:47:19 Tuesday November 7 2000
Kaya ! I received the e-mail...........I'll ring later, Hi Craig, Hi Niki, Doris sorry about last night,everythings fine now. Hello Bev, Hi paul and Confused of H wycombe,by the way "Chicken legs" and "Chicken Drumstick" are two different people,and I don't think they are related and as for Monkey....well who knows eh????

Ali at 17:39:2 Tuesday November 7 2000
Kaya - I can't be more than an hour away from a landline in case I have to log on. Well, that's the theory anyway but I can drive like my arse is on fire! Do you still fancy it? We could do the cheesey Malls (like Bluey or that outlet called Freeport at Braintree or that gaff over on the A10) OR we could just schlep up town and do Oxford St or rub our noses on the windows in Bond St? Let me know later in the week, as I am sure your plans will change as more fixtures are plugged for the weekend! Gary M - I'll win - I always do! Have a good evening all! ttfn. xx.

Bev leav in g work now with a head full of e-mails from maates!!! at 17:25:12 Tuesday November 7 2000
Circles go round in circles - in my head theres a ball of confusion - about what to do this Saturday nite??????????? HELP! HELP!

Paul "work in g" from home again at 16:23:44 Tuesday November 7 2000
Loads of e-mails! Oi, maates. Come up to Maulden on Saturday. It's free & friendly & the drinks won't bankrupt you. Go on; you know it makes sense!

Confused of H.Wycombe in Bucks at 16:18:22 Tuesday November 7 2000
Is Chicken legs related to Chicken Drumstick cousin of Chicken Gerogina ? and is the Monkey with the dogs willy anything to do with Jo Blow ? Why does Drumstick want to kiss Kaya who's been sitting on the dancefloor and what became of monkey,monkey,monkey..................

JO Blow in @home waiting at 15:54:31 Tuesday November 7 2000
"Andy Andy" you make me feel all wet

Paul Zawierka in London at 15:47:30 Tuesday November 7 2000
Respect to Andy "John" Lothian AKA "Chicken Legs"

andy 'john' lothian in london at 15:38:13 Tuesday November 7 2000
Maulden on Saturday Kaya is Big Stew's "Soul Kitchen" at The George. Details and phone numbers are in the events calenar. Normally very well attended with quite a few travellers from Kent and Essex. Starts 8.30 or so and finishes whenever.....

Kaya at 15:37:38 Tuesday November 7 2000
I quite fancy Terry Callier @ The Jazz Cafe, anyone care to join me?

Monk at 15:37:8 Tuesday November 7 2000
Afternoon Maates, Make that 8 e-mails about the boat! Niki I'm not at work til tomorrow so no I didn't get your e-mail sorry! send a copy to monastery.org.uk and I'll see it today.

Nik at 15:33:57 Tuesday November 7 2000
Kaya, check the Events! It's Big Stew and Stavros. Paul talked about it on Sunday.

carl racey in city at 15:31:52 Tuesday November 7 2000
Have 4 Terry Callier tickets for tonight at "Jazz Cafe" - Also have 2 tables of 2 booked upstairs - Thought I had tickets for tomorrow - I am such an idiot and yes I do look like Barry from Eastenders. Please e-mail me if you have interest.

Anon at 15:22:59 Tuesday November 7 2000
I shall be at home watching Andy Stewart and his Scotish Country Dancers .Have fun at the Goldmine.

Kaya at 15:18:22 Tuesday November 7 2000
So what's happening in Maulden??

chrispy at 15:16:53 Tuesday November 7 2000
Special Branch gig is at the Eve Club, Regent St W1, OPPOSITE HAMLEYS, dunno about tax and times but 10pm - 3am should do ya for anything between £8-£10 - when looking for venues for Life and Soul I can say that drinks prices are more than the Q Bar, specially V&RB which put me off hiring it. Anyway I'll be there now that I'm free!! Doris - the next Soutport is a week before Caister, so if you are thinking of going I would start on the Red Bull now and get yer fluffy bikini ready to blend in with the crowd!!!!Cleptomaniacs tune is coming out, no date for the release given yet. Dunno about the other one, could be any one of a number of Teddy P sample tunes.

Niki at 14:36:38 Tuesday November 7 2000
Can someone post up the details of the Special Branch gig this Saturday please? And the dates/guests for the next few Queens of Soul. Ta.

Niki at 14:31:27 Tuesday November 7 2000
We could go to Maulden......

Kaya at 14:13:56 Tuesday November 7 2000
So back to 'What are we doing this weekend'? I am definitely up for Mickey Farrer's Boat in December! Doris, there are a couple of good record shops in Chapel Market or there's Reckless on Upper Street or Haggle Vinyl on Essex Road, although the latter only stocks 'older' music. Ali, where do you need to stay local to on Saturday? As long as ther are shops, I'm cool!!

Gary.M. at 14:8:40 Tuesday November 7 2000
Ali, only 3 rooms left now, I booked one last night.Will have to talk about Sat night, your recollections and my recolections dont seem to tally.

Kim in Should be working!! at 14:1:54 Tuesday November 7 2000
Niki - same as you - an old reprobate so MF's it will be!!! Tickets for boat - either from Crazy Beat or Mick Farrer direct.

Ali at 14:0:2 Tuesday November 7 2000
Forgot to say yesterday maates, that the Oysterfleet in Canvey are NOT taking any more bookings for the hotel rooms until end of November due to some fuction or the other being held there, and their punters getting first dibs. Bah! Hilly, if you're lurking out there - worth remembering seeing as the Oysterfleet's number is on the flyers. Legs called on Sunday, with a no-goer and booked into some other gaff on the Island called Pandoras Guest House, but there were only 4 twin rooms left. ttfn. xx.

Nik at 13:49:43 Tuesday November 7 2000
OK scrap wot I said about Saturday. Soul Shack is no longer. The Soul Café has been sold and the new owners want to take the club in a different direction, that is what James Antony has told Chrispy. Looks like the Special Branch Doo is it then.

Niki at 13:39:48 Tuesday November 7 2000
Tracy, Maz and Bev, thanks for the boat info. Mick Farrer has Terry Jones on his Soul Cruise, so you all know where I'll be!! I'm still swooning over TJs floating set last Xmas.....

Niki at 13:30:48 Tuesday November 7 2000
Oi Gary, It's my birthday New Year's Eve too!! Allo Craig. Allo Monk, did you get my e-mail yesterday? Allo Kim, Mick Farrer's for us reprobates, where do we get tickets? Dooooorrrriiiissssssssss, you're alive. Love you! Fancy getting messy at Wraps on Thursday? Ali, hiya hun. This Saturday I shall mostly be Ian and Chrispy's groupie at the Soul Shack.

Ali at 13:16:58 Tuesday November 7 2000
Afternoon Maates and stalkers! Kaya - not up to much this weekend - I must be ill in the head, but I actually fancy a bit of a quiet one, and am also On Call so can't go too far between the hours of 9.30 to 5.30 Sat and Sun. However, shopping would be fun and could be rounded off under a bar somewhere cheap and cheeful?! What ya reckon? Doris (or is it Diros?!) - glad you are alive honey - missed you at the Epping. Gary M - you liar! ttfn. xx.

Doris at 13:14:41 Tuesday November 7 2000
Monk - where were you? You were needed at Southport to keep me on the straight and narrrow (mind you, fell off that on the coach!) Morning all,. lovely day in the boring quite Islington office! They're faces would crack if people smiled round here! Kaya, know any good record shops round here? I want tyhat Cleptomanics SW remake and thta song TJ kept playing "The more I want..." by unknown....anyone help?!?!

Kim in EC2 at 12:55:4 Tuesday November 7 2000
Have just had word from Gary D that Micky Farrer has just confirmed boat for 17th December!!! So there are two "do's" going on Micky Coopers and Mick Farrer's - the decision is yours .........

Kim in EC2 at 12:41:44 Tuesday November 7 2000
Gary M - 50 soon - must admit I didn't realise you were that old - 49 perhaps (I jist of course)......... Glad fun was had by all at the LL - looking forward to December's

Monk at 12:10:48 Tuesday November 7 2000
Well there you go, no e-mails about boat trips then three come along all at once! Ta Niki, Maz and Bev!

Monk at 12:7:14 Tuesday November 7 2000
Oi Niki, Cd on it's way to Arana Towers!

Monk at 12:6:5 Tuesday November 7 2000
Afternoon Maates, Oi Craig wot u moaning about?

Craig at 11:54:43 Tuesday November 7 2000
Moan, moan, moan! Hello everyone.

Gary M at 11:53:39 Tuesday November 7 2000
Andy just spoken to Litle Bruv - Alan. Meeting him for a few beers this lunchtime at All-Bar-One in Finsbury Square at about 12.15. Are you up for it? E-Mail me and let me know.

Simon at 11:45:26 Tuesday November 7 2000
Morning all......Ian, drop me a line ol' pal....

andy at 11:35:53 Tuesday November 7 2000
Thanks Gary, I wasn't going to say that you looked that old but on the other hand.....!!!! My waist is ok actually - just a little lower that's all.It's just that my chest has dropped a few inches to where my waist used to be !!!! Back to the salads..........tomorrow

Gary M in Moorgate at 10:21:57 Tuesday November 7 2000
Morning Kaya and all, business tripping yesterday so unable to go on-line. Great night Sat at the LL. Oi Kaya, less of the "old" matey, a case me thinks of the kettle calling the pot black. Hello Ali, fortunately stalking kept to a minimum on Sat night. Also I did not sleep on tiles, it was a straw mat and 2 cushions and half a duvet, very comfy. Andy Lothian, good to see you my old mucker, life in the USA must suit you judging by the size of that waist. Tina what was that dance we was doing together?, my arse was aching for the rest of the night. P.S. Will be celebrating my 50th at the Goldmine New Years Eve bash, Everyone welcome, even you Kaya. Zimmer frames optional. No Stalkers allowed!

Bev in work bored again - please send me messages to brighten up me day! at 10:12:19 Tuesday November 7 2000
Mornin Buddies!!! Well loads on this week - Wraps on Thurs - Queens on Fri - Stoke Sat or Big Stew's doo! Decisions! Decisions! Whats everyone else doing????????? ttfn xx

Nik at 10:8:58 Tuesday November 7 2000
Thanks Kaya luvvy, I've ordered it now. Found a place in Chrisp Street. Do you still dabble in a bit of baking then :o))) ?

Kaya at 10:3:25 Tuesday November 7 2000
I may be able to undertake the commission of aforementioned green cake for you....

Niki at 10:2:51 Tuesday November 7 2000
Panic over, have got Frog cake sorted!! Spoke to Jo, who informs me it's FROGGY'S 50th BIRTHDAY PARTY.

Niki at 9:49:15 Tuesday November 7 2000
Morning! It's Froggy's Birthday Doo on Thursday night at Wraps. Haven't heard too many people talking about it, but it's definitely on. Anyone know where I can get a cake in the shape of a Frog by Thursday????? Straight up! I need a frog cake.....help! See you there????

Kaya at 8:3:1 Tuesday November 7 2000
Mornin Maaates! Sorry Monk, was in there for over an hour...maybe chat later? Have a good day, everyone...

Monk at 0:14:22 Tuesday November 7 2000
Wot no chat room? Night Maates!

Drumstick at 23:34:10 Monday November 6 2000
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kaya at 23:32:10 Monday November 6 2000
Night...

Drumstick at 22:41:58 Monday November 6 2000
Doris, thanks honey, I'm glad you had a fab time, next time I am comin' for sure, oh I'll let you know what you said on the phone, hold on I coming in...

Ian at 22:37:50 Monday November 6 2000
Kaya, 'Ow 'bout, THE HYMEN BURSTERS, NORWICH JAZZ CASUALS, THE FUNK RIDERS, good times, oh yea, THE LONE FUNKER FROM LUTON & THE ALCOHOLINE BROTHERS(John 'n' Dave) 'got paraletic trying to keep up with them, bad move on my part!!!! Any comeback on the Barbara Tucker???

Kaya at 22:33:12 Monday November 6 2000
going in....

Doris at 22:32:30 Monday November 6 2000
Drumstick - congrats! Which corner are you working (Only joking - any employer would be lucky to get you!) Seems like I missed an interesting LL! Did you get my message I left on your answerphone? IF you did what did I say? I don't know!

A knackered Doris at 22:30:51 Monday November 6 2000
Alright, Alright - don't shout!! My first Southport - but not my last as I think I need another couple of visits to make my mind up about it! Thanks to Frostie for the pass (managed to get a VIP one ) but not the pants! Dog, Suzanne and Scotty for getting me wrecked, Neil for letting me rub his shirt, Terry Jones for being Terry Jones, Cheesey for the jokes (did you teach Frostie) and Mickey for the intereting jounrney! Oi Chrispy - when can I bite yer again...missed you Sunday! And Hello to everyone else! I made loads of new maates and went off site for a party ion Southport Saturday am! BUT it won't replace Caister as it wasn't as friendly and yes there were lots of fluffly bikinis! Anyone for a chat? Please..

Kaya at 22:28:50 Monday November 6 2000
Paul, Pah! Lovely evenin for a stroll, you kids, you don't know yer born! I loves ya too my little Chickadee!

 

C.Drumstick at 1:52:45 Friday November 3 2000
Time for bed.

Dawn at 1:51:58 Friday November 3 2000
I'm just Bored

C.Drumstick at 1:51:17 Friday November 3 2000
Dawn go to bed girl what's wrong wiv you?

Dawn at 1:46:51 Friday November 3 2000
Anyone up for a party next week Thursday!

Dawn- all alone in the forum :o( at 1:45:56 Friday November 3 2000
It's all so quiet........sssshhhh ssssssssshhhhhh

, at 1:35:27 Friday November 3 2000
,

Kaya at 1:7:46 Friday November 3 2000
Ali, thank you VERY much!! See you at the LL on Saturday. Ian, you can pick up the Barbara Tucker 'Beautiful People' on the Masters At Work 10th Anniversary boxed set (pt 1, in the silver box) about £16.99 in Virgin. Or you can make me an offer on my original Positiva 12" single...

Tim at 0:58:46 Friday November 3 2000
nite everyone

Timbo at 0:58:23 Friday November 3 2000
that was fun - I think - cool app

Kaya at 0:58:4 Friday November 3 2000
Night all...

Niki at 0:56:13 Friday November 3 2000
Nite maates

Kaya at 0:42:6 Friday November 3 2000
46536618

Tim Lewis at 0:40:10 Friday November 3 2000
Nik - How do I accept a request ?

Monk at 0:19:33 Friday November 3 2000
Niki back to icq

Annnon at 0:16:58 Friday November 3 2000
alllo

Ian at 23:57:10 Thursday November 2 2000
Oh well, nanite...

Ian at 23:51:41 Thursday November 2 2000
Slish splash i was taking a bath!!! thought i'd done something wrong when i couldn't get into the chatroom. Wassermatterwithit????

Niki at 23:32:42 Thursday November 2 2000
www.icq.com - download and install the software. I'm 8492389

Monk at 23:29:21 Thursday November 2 2000
Ta!

Timbo at 23:28:56 Thursday November 2 2000
ICQ ? - I'm sorry ?

Niki at 23:28:26 Thursday November 2 2000
Oooooo, technical hitches all over the place! Monk, 49078626

Monk at 23:27:26 Thursday November 2 2000
Niki what's my number?

Monk at 23:27:23 Thursday November 2 2000
Niki what's my number?

Monk at 23:26:48 Thursday November 2 2000
Thought so, Oh well never mind! got work tomorrow so maybe not going to SouthPort after all!

Niki at 23:26:43 Thursday November 2 2000
ICQ anyone?

Niki at 23:25:36 Thursday November 2 2000
Evening Monk, chat room's buggered by the looks of it.

Niki at 23:25:27 Thursday November 2 2000
Evening Monk, chat room's buggered by the looks of it.

Niki at 23:24:5 Thursday November 2 2000
Timbo, you're welcome. No, not at LL this time.

Monk at 23:24:2 Thursday November 2 2000
Evenin' Mates! welcome back Ali, congrats Dawn! Wot no chatroom?

Niki at 23:22:52 Thursday November 2 2000
Shouldn't that be Say You Love Me Girl ????

Timbo at 23:22:19 Thursday November 2 2000
Thanks Nik - Mwah Mwah- not @ LL - then?

Timbo in Horsham - singing at 23:19:14 Thursday November 2 2000
Say little girl............

Ian at 22:53:51 Thursday November 2 2000
Gonna have a bath cos i'm all sweaty after doing the housework to the sounds of soul spectrum 2 be in the chatroom 'bout 11.15 now where's my collection of boats and plastic ducks......

Niki at 22:44:20 Thursday November 2 2000
Alright then, just for you two I'll put "Tin Man" in the latest Cheese Selection. Ian, I'll make a note for when I do another People's Cheese.

Niki at 22:37:49 Thursday November 2 2000
Allo Ian. Allo chickens.

Chickens in the henhouse at 22:35:21 Thursday November 2 2000
ain't nobody here but us

Ian in trainspotting mode. at 22:35:3 Thursday November 2 2000
Double Oi!!!! Niki, just been listening to the Lou Courtney lp "i'm in need of love" for the 1st time in ages. Two top toons, "what do you want me to do" & "i don't need nobody else", any chance getting 'em on the playlist. Yeah Timbo i've bin looking for "tin man" as well, didn't know there was a secret playlist! Just found an old "wants" list, anyone know where i can get my grubby mits on copies of "pour out your little heart" the Drifters, Love commitee lp "love and war" and "Beutiful people" Barbara Tucker pleeeeease....

Niki at 22:27:12 Thursday November 2 2000
Anyone abahhhht???

Niki at 22:17:52 Thursday November 2 2000
Timbo, I never said I was gonna put the tune on the site. I said that it had made it to the office playlist.

. at 21:43:42 Thursday November 2 2000
.

Timbo at 21:28:24 Thursday November 2 2000
What happened to the choon ??

Ian at 20:21:30 Thursday November 2 2000
Timbo, what happened to what? back in 15 mins, got a job!!

Paul at 20:7:12 Thursday November 2 2000
Ali, thanks for the magnets - I'll catch up with you soon, though not at the Lacy as we are in St. Albans for Jonesey's doo this Sat.

Timbo at 19:33:58 Thursday November 2 2000
Niki & Mark T in Arana Towers at 13:42:53 Wednesday Niki - November 1 2000 Oi Ian, the Arana pick of the week is John Edwards "Tin Man" - it's been added to our highly acclaimed No 4 Playlist... What happened to this ?

Nik at 18:19:23 Thursday November 2 2000
Ali, not to worry maaate. My mum wants to take me to Boston in a few weeks, so I'll get the Xmassy stuff then. Thank you for looking though babes. You haven't missed much. We had a reasonably quiet one last weekend catching up on work, zzzz's and counting out our last few pennies!!!

Ali at 17:55:47 Thursday November 2 2000
Allo Maates! Yes, I'm back and not so richer for it - moneywise of course - but clothes wise I'm a VERY rich girlie! Missed you all! Kaya - NYC was fantastic, Gilly is fine, I'm going to the Epping on Saturday as it was my birthday while I was away, so you can all give me birthday snogs if you are there, and I bought you a plastic Statue of Liberty - just like you asked!!! Niki darling - couldn't get anything at all Christmassy and cheesy for Big Maate - Christmas doesn't happen until after Halloween and I flew home then but I swear I looked hard for something! Paul - got you a couple of obscure fridge magnets as requested. Craig - I feel mean - I didn't get you anything, but I'll show you my credit card bill if you like - that'll make you feel better! Hi Dawn - congrats sweetie - I've obviously missed something - what job???!! I'll read backwards, but I don't like doing that, as it makes me realise what I missed while I was schlepping round all those shops! Who's going to Sarf Prat then? ttfn. xx.

Craig at 17:55:33 Thursday November 2 2000
Oi Monk, sorry Mate, have a fab Southpark.And mind that shoulder.

Timbo at 17:52:18 Thursday November 2 2000
little stutter there folks ...

Timbo at 17:51:38 Thursday November 2 2000
Niki - thought might like this - no Napster logo in the "Go To Jail" yet though http://www.monopoly.com/dotcom/board_big.html

Timbo at 17:50:7 Thursday November 2 2000
http://www.monopoly.com/dotcom/board_big.html

SHEP at 17:37:5 Thursday November 2 2000
Nikki you can pick up Stevie"s garage track from vinyl junkies @ 9 Berwick St w1,

Shep at 17:33:52 Thursday November 2 2000
Check out latest release from Donna Summer,the tune is called The Power Of One.Release date TBA it"s bang on

Timbo at 17:30:59 Thursday November 2 2000
:o)

Dawn- Chuckl in g at 17:30:4 Thursday November 2 2000
I'm off to the pub, I might not reach the chat room in time if not I'll catch you all Vsoon, Doris I spoke with lisa last night, I'll be meeting her for a drink on sat afternoon, we must speak before you leave for the park. Kaya and Craig I love you, Niki I hope to speak to you before you go to GY, if not have a good time,Bev w'appen Darlin' I guess I'll see you @ LL, Ali welcome back see you sat. Monk you awfully quiet I hope you Ok, Tim never mind hun' the OxO jokes will eventually go away.....If yer lucky and, to all LURKERS, please make your selves known on Saturday. Love, Peace 'n' hairgrease......oh and of course snakebite!!!

Craig at 17:6:6 Thursday November 2 2000
Our Christmas work doo will be held at the Bovril tower,next door to the Marmite building,'cause Timbo might get upset if we went to the O?O tower.

C.Drumstick at 17:4:20 Thursday November 2 2000
Season me up with OXO!(hee hee)

Timbo at 16:50:35 Thursday November 2 2000
& and Bisto to u K

C.Drumstick at 16:48:52 Thursday November 2 2000
:o))

Kaya - Listen in g To MAW remixes and preparing to get pissed with the bods at work at 16:47:24 Thursday November 2 2000
OXO

Kaya - not mention in g the OXO tower at 16:45:46 Thursday November 2 2000
Congrats Dawn!! Well done, darling!! Looking forward to seeing you Saturday!!

C.Drumstick- Bopping round the living room to the Mary Jane Girls at 16:44:5 Thursday November 2 2000
Thanks everyone, I guess I'll see you all @ the bar then?

Timbo at 16:35:58 Thursday November 2 2000
PPS thanks 4 the e-mail C.D.

Timbo in @ home at 16:34:7 Thursday November 2 2000
PS If anyone mentions the ****ing OXO Tower again.........

Timbo in Horsham - West Sussex at 16:32:7 Thursday November 2 2000
Nice one D. Drinks on you @ LL ?

Bev in work scoffing sweets at 16:31:9 Thursday November 2 2000
Well done Dawn! Hope 2 c u at the Lacy! Gary - c u later! ttfn xx

Craig at 16:17:7 Thursday November 2 2000
Oh by the way in case you didn't know,Miss C Drumstick is now gainfully employed.

Craig at 16:15:34 Thursday November 2 2000
Congratulations Dawn so when are you taking us to lunch ? Oxo tower gets very busy this time of year,better book now. Ali............ welcome home, i can't wait to hear about it all.Fancy coming shopping saturday ? thought not,i bet your sick of the sight of shops. Oi Doris,be a good girl in Southpark, bring us back a souvenier(spell checker please Nik)Don't forget the safety announcement before take off.

Niki at 16:12:3 Thursday November 2 2000
C. Drumstick, shout as much as you like dear! Congratulations!! Ali, welcome back. How was it? Did you and Jilly spend all your money?????

C. Drumstick at 15:50:28 Thursday November 2 2000
Sorry for shouting!

C.Drumtick at 15:50:1 Thursday November 2 2000
I GOT THE JOB, I GOT THE JOB,I GOT THE JOB, I GOT THE JOB, RIGHT THAT'S IT I'M GONNA GET AB-SOUL-UTLEY RAT ARSED ON SAT................and crawl home on me hands'n'kness (Tee Hee)

Kaya in my bijou office-ette at 15:42:47 Thursday November 2 2000
Well, Doris, ya turncoat, Me, C.Drumstix & Craggy won't miss you at all...well, not much...have a fantastic time with Chrispy and we'll see ya next week...Ali!! Welcome Home!! What are YOU doing this weekend? How was New York? How's Jilly? What did you bring me??

Ali's Credit Card in deep shock at 14:3:27 Thursday November 2 2000
Ouch!! Oooohhh! That REALLY REALLY hurt.

Kim - not lurking!! at 13:44:53 Thursday November 2 2000
Good afternoon on this wet, windy chilly Thursday afternoon!!! Hope you all have a good time at Southpark - cold up North - pack those thermals.....

chrispy at 12:13:9 Thursday November 2 2000
Morning, Doris can you blow me out?!!!!! I gots 2 guest passes for and first class rail tickets to Southport... aint life grand. Nik - Marc Dorsey did a version of All I do - it came out 6-9 months ago on Jive Records.I didn't hear Steve's show but that as far as I know is the most recent cover. At home to Sheff Weds at the end of Nov - The DiCanio payback perhaps? Hope so. Master Mortimer - the 151 - yeah - and the loser got to sit next to me!!! Jan 2001 watch out people..... a new monthly Saturday night in town with top spinnas, purrfect surroundings and reasonable drink prices, further deatils to follow.

Niki at 12:12:48 Thursday November 2 2000
Hi Simon, Hammers go to Pride Park on Monday.

Simon at 11:56:42 Thursday November 2 2000
Whoops, Anon was me

Anon in a state of depression at 11:56:19 Thursday November 2 2000
Morninnnnn' Just in from you kmow where, no Ian I won't mention it

Doris at 11:47:50 Thursday November 2 2000
Hello all! Hey Niki - think we can win this weekend - and Monk is it Twickenham or Cardiff for the Wothless Cup final? Who cares! Come on you Irons! Kaya - I need to pack for Southport tonight, so have to blow you out! Craig my exercise was just getting to work! Dawn - go girl - the public sector is a mega place to work - bank holidays, leave, paid sick and not that hard most of the time (look at the scum I audit!) Cheers all......PS Monk - see you Friday!

Niki at 11:45:8 Thursday November 2 2000
Anyone know where I can pick up that garagey version of Stevie's All I Do that Cheesy B's playing now?????

Niki at 11:41:34 Thursday November 2 2000
Chikky D, good luck with the interview. Knock 'em dead babes. Monk, knowing our luck Highbureeeee, Highbureeeee. Bev, allo.

Bev at 11:19:49 Thursday November 2 2000
'allo!

C.Drumstick- with buttery flies flying arahnd in me tummy at 11:12:22 Thursday November 2 2000
OOOeeer!

Monk at 10:58:53 Thursday November 2 2000
Niki, don't you mean Twickenhaaam!

Niki at 10:48:17 Thursday November 2 2000
Morning Monk and Ian. Morning Craig, Kaya, Paul and Chikkie D. I want to mention the football...... Spurtz out, Arse out, Chelscum out, Leeds out, Norwich out..... :o) Wemberleeeeee, Wemberleeeee.......

Ian at 10:33:16 Thursday November 2 2000
Gooooodmornin' everyone, bright eyed 'n' bushy tailed i hope? Don't mention the football. "£%!^%&$$"£!!!!

Monk at 10:27:40 Thursday November 2 2000
Mornin Maates!

Niki at 10:11:35 Thursday November 2 2000
O wot a luvly day

Dawn at 9:47:11 Thursday November 2 2000
Oi Kaya, do some work!!!!!

C.Drumstick at 9:45:37 Thursday November 2 2000
Mornin!!! Hi Maates,I won't be in the chat room for the next two evenings 'cos I'm working at the pub, So I'll be lurking in the afternoon, I got a call from the Ape man this morning, might just catch him swinging from a (LL)tree near you Vsoon-ssssshhhh!

Paul at 9:17:4 Thursday November 2 2000
vigorous,I think.

Paul at 9:14:56 Thursday November 2 2000
I'd rather do Chairobics with some visorous channel zapping with the remote.

Kaya at 8:52:3 Thursday November 2 2000
Mornin Craig, mornin' ever'one else! I've already done a 5 mile jog and 2 hours of high impact aerobics! Lightweight. So, Doris, we up for a drink later???

Craig at 8:17:41 Thursday November 2 2000
Mornin' Campers, anyone fancy joining me for Aerobics out on the lawn ? or a quick jog through the woods ? though not,oh well i better do some work then.

Timbo at 0:41:34 Thursday November 2 2000
Hey drumstick - you still up ? just got in from the gig

Dawn at 0:14:16 Thursday November 2 2000
Doris,Niki,Craig,and Whoever else was in the chat room you know who you are...Goodnight!

Doris at 23:55:55 Wednesday November 1 2000
To bed to rest for my epic jounrney to Islington....

Mrs Snakebite at 23:48:4 Wednesday November 1 2000
TO ALL LURKERS NO LOGGING IN UNLESS YOU SAY SOMETHING, ANYTHING,HELLO, GADDAY,GOODBYE...........OH AND C.DRUMSTICK SAYS STOP PULLING IT OR ELSE! You 'ave been warned.

Doris at 23:46:23 Wednesday November 1 2000
Come back Monk - we forgive you!

Craig at 23:45:51 Wednesday November 1 2000
Night all.

Monk in the doghouse at 23:27:8 Wednesday November 1 2000
sorry! :o(

Niki at 23:17:24 Wednesday November 1 2000
Alright, alright. Just nipped out to the loo.....

Mrs Snakebite at 23:10:58 Wednesday November 1 2000
Anyone for a chat?

Doris at 23:7:18 Wednesday November 1 2000
Hey Niki, am I talking to meself......

Doris at 23:4:45 Wednesday November 1 2000
Help I'm being forced to go to Southport.....ransom demands to be paid after Monday (so at least I get to enjoy it!)....help!!!

Niki at 22:29:13 Wednesday November 1 2000
Evening. If any of you get an e-mail with an attachment called i_want_to_see_you.txt.pif - it's a virus. Do not open it, delete it, and then empty your deleted items / recycle bin. I thought it looked a bit suspect and deleted it before it had a chance to infect my system, but some of the bods on the Hammers mailing list it came through are saying that it's decimated their PCs etc. There are an awful lot of these things about at the moment. Be careful out there!

Soulboy McSnakebite at 21:58:45 Wednesday November 1 2000
Lacey with new outfits, methinks...well, someone has to represent Soulboys!

Mrs Snakebite at 21:24:51 Wednesday November 1 2000
Lacey Rules!

Anon at 20:57:24 Wednesday November 1 2000
?

Ian at 20:36:44 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oi!!!! Chrispy, as i remember the reason u went a 2nd & 3rd time was cos of all the attention u got 1st time. also were not, i say, were not the two females, fighting over who would sit next to you on the last seat in the taxi???? I can see it now on sat' night, it wont be requests for toons, it'll be "when's Chris coming again". I'll givem all your phone no...................................? Wherever everyones going this weekend 'ave it large!!!!! Been working ever sooo hard so it's of up the wooden hill, cya.

Dawn at 20:7:5 Wednesday November 1 2000
Lesley you can come round any time, I'm not going anywhere!

Dawn at 20:6:0 Wednesday November 1 2000
Craig! I've been trying to call you, are you still at Kayas? Ring me hun 020 85916874

Dawn at 19:43:37 Wednesday November 1 2000
Allo Maates! Lunch was nice we ate at the oxo tower(thanks Craig for the suggestion) Shopping was even better I will be painting the Lacey Purple,Craig I'll call you, You too Doris!

Kaya at 18:25:34 Wednesday November 1 2000
click me name for the address

Kaya at 18:18:6 Wednesday November 1 2000
ps my mobile has died (as previously mentioned) and I have lost everyone's phone numbers! Please e-mail your phone numbers to me and I will store them ON PAPER, damn reliable stuff, paper! Cheeeerrs Maaaaates.

Kaya at 18:15:43 Wednesday November 1 2000
We did that last night, Craig, but why the hell not ;)

Craig just of to see kaya in a Focus. at 18:5:52 Wednesday November 1 2000
I know lets all meet in the chatroom later and discuss what we're doing saturday night.Then we can all change our minds again and discuss it further tomorrow. :)

Nik at 17:25:40 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oi Doris, Southport then?

Kaya at 16:4:18 Wednesday November 1 2000
Him Not Hot!!!

Bev at 16:0:22 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oi Gary - I'm here! What happened to the rest of the Frontline - there was so many of us! Still speak to Janette sometimes - bless her! Craig - whats goin on now - GY? Lacy? Gis a call!!!! xx

Nik at 15:55:23 Wednesday November 1 2000
You won't regret it!

Niki 'av in a laff at 15:54:59 Wednesday November 1 2000
Have a look - http://www.amiHOTorNOT.com/r/?eid=GLEZG&key=DGBDA

Nik on the warpath aga in . at 15:41:55 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oi Timbo! Release the Chicken Drumstick. And don't go getting over-familiar with 'er either.... Or I'll tell you off!

Kaya at 15:38:28 Wednesday November 1 2000
well.......

GARY.M. in Moorgate at 15:38:19 Wednesday November 1 2000
Kaya, the old crowd r still out there, somewhere!!!!. Plenty of us will be in attendance at the Lacy on Sat.Talking of oldies, any of the Frontline, Black Kidney, Royston Credw, Farmborough/Belvedere Arms Crew, Funkmaster Generals, Chelmsford Girls, Stifford Sax Maniacs, and assorted ex-Golminers/South of France punters out there?

Craig at 15:32:18 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oi Doris, love,fancy lunch tomorrow ? i'm just down the road .We can plan our strategy(?)(spell checker please Nik) for the LL.I wonder how Dawn's lunch is going,ring 'er go on,go on ring 'er.

Craig at 15:26:10 Wednesday November 1 2000
Ooops, i thought i was in the chatroom for a minute there. Oi Chrispy, do you mind, that was my Mum fighting outside the 501 that night,the other bird was taking the piss out of the tatoo on her neck.S'ok Doris she's forgiven you now. Oi Kaya,come,pleeeeeeeeeeeeese.Oh well see the rest of you down the Lacey i suppose. :( Oi Monk, it's ok you can come out of hiding now.

Bev in fed up - fed up at 15:19:27 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oops!!!!!!!!111

Bev in work feeling fed and in need of toons and beer NOW! at 15:18:55 Wednesday November 1 2000
Kaya me old maate - check out the photos of Mr Frastie's birthday bash and you'll see me with Tetley - he! he! That little pressie u gave me at Caister - could u please get Jennifer Saunders 2 of them? Thanx xx Gary - just sent u an e-mail!

Doris mail in g from Islington! at 15:17:51 Wednesday November 1 2000
Hello MAAATES! Been knackered lastely so haven't had a chnace to check! Dodging Southport - so Chrispy will have to get you later!!! Kaya, I got moved sidewards - very uncomfortable! Craig - I need shooping threapy too! Dawn - how was LUNCH?!?! Niki, say hello to ian for me in GY this weekend - I shall mostly be attending LL at Epping if anyone else is thinking of going....Off to work! Love

Kaya at 15:17:44 Wednesday November 1 2000
Yeah!

Nik sav in g up for Xmas at 15:17:31 Wednesday November 1 2000
Just realised that Christmas Eve and New Years Eve are on Sunday. The stage is set for two monster festive weekends!!

Niki at 15:14:44 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oi Gary, not so much of the old :o)

Niki at 15:14:10 Wednesday November 1 2000
Kaya, I bet they're all lurking already! I'm back on mobile telecommunications now - relacement Ericsson T18. Wonder how long this one will last?

Kaya at 15:8:6 Wednesday November 1 2000
Gary Mimms!! Gawd Blimey! Next thing you know we'll see Andy Ward in 'ere, then it's only a short hop to Tetley, then Grumpy then...

Gary.M. in work at 14:58:27 Wednesday November 1 2000
Hi Bev, wots going on. I dont c u 4 10 years, then its twice in 2 weeks. Anyway, nice 2 b back in the scene again after a 10 year sabbatical, and great 2 c so many old faces still around. Going 2 the Lacy on sat.

Niki at 14:37:37 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oi Kaya! Don't be a missog.

Kaya at 14:1:53 Wednesday November 1 2000
You lot have a nice time at the seaside, I will be staying in and washing my hare, and my rabbit and my kittens and...

Nik at 13:43:13 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oi Kaya, you going to the seaside then?

Niki & Mark T in Arana Towers at 13:42:53 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oi Ian, the Arana pick of the week is John Edwards "Tin Man" - it's been added to our highly acclaimed No 4 Playlist...

Niki at 13:39:49 Wednesday November 1 2000
Craig, you know it makes sense! Much better than worms! Sounds like there'll be a decent cat-fight as well if you're lucky.

Kaya at 13:34:31 Wednesday November 1 2000
Cheers Chrispy, best bet for good toons is gonna be The Point 101 but as far as local boozers go, there's always the Moon & Sixpence or The Slug & Lettuce...or, if you wanna get REALLY mediah (dahling) there's The Green Man or Si Senor (in St Anne's Court - just off of Wardour Street)...

chrispy at 13:26:17 Wednesday November 1 2000
Craig .....warning..... the 151 can seriously damage your health, I remember the 1st 2nd 3rd time I went, there were two girls outside at the end of the night belting the living daylights out of each other, the police drive by, they wave and the girls carry on fighting......only in Great Yarmouth!! Ian take him for an after hours drink!!!! Kaya if you know of any other drinking places let Ian know, I know where they are but for the life of me can't remember the names of them...after all I was very very very drunk at the time!!!

Craig spitt in g out the worms 'cause they're to o slimey. at 13:14:44 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oi Nik, shall i,shall i ??? I check it out with kaya and let ya know !

Craig at 13:11:19 Wednesday November 1 2000
Kaya...... congarulations,you deserve it.Does this mean by the end of 2001 i can give up work and be a housewife ? Pleeeeeese,i need to do shopping and lunchy,gossipy things.

Niki at 13:10:29 Wednesday November 1 2000
Afternoon Craig, it's the 151 Club on Saturday in GY - 10pm to 2am I do believe. Yeah, dump her in the Travel lodge......

Craig at 13:7:40 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oi Anon,You're not funny you know!I can assure you the CID will investigate and punish you accordingly. So what's 'appening in GY this weekend ? I've got to go down at some point,Kaya's tagging along for the ride only problem is i'll have Mother in tow, she'd come clubbing i'm sure but have you got any Foxtroots in your record box Ian ?So shall we drive down Saturday afternoon and dump her in the Travel lodge and hit the Town ? or do i stay sober at the Lacey and get up at the crack of dawn Sunday morning ?Bugger it,i'm off to eat worms.

Niki at 12:35:45 Wednesday November 1 2000
Anon, wot a pratt! We know you come from thamesgroup.demon.co.uk so looks like we have to blame Monk. Now I'm going to put spacers in your message at 12.18 and DON'T DO IT AGAIN. I'm not happy. Monk, sort it out! Kaya, congratulations matey. Onwards and Upwards and all that.

Kaya at 12:27:17 Wednesday November 1 2000
Before you know it, I'll be allowed out of my cupboard on a daily basis!!

Kaya at 12:26:48 Wednesday November 1 2000
P.S. I have been offered a lateral promotion, if that's not a contradiction in terms....

Kaya at 12:25:51 Wednesday November 1 2000
anon, you silly arse! That's already been done, how unoriginal!!

anon at 12:18:29 Wednesday November 1 2000
oops!

a stupid arse @ thamesgroup.demon.co uk at 12:18:16 Wednesday November 1 2000
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Niki at 12:2:20 Wednesday November 1 2000
Hiya Chrispy - speak of the Devil and all that. Hi Kaya, how's your Soul Day going? I shall be updating the Events Calendar in the next few days - going right through to Christmas and New Year. So get your e-mails over to me DJs/Promoters if you want us punters to be attending your Xmas Doos. Have to remind everyone that Wraps Part 2 - Froggy's Birthday Suit Doo takes place next Thursday evening at a little venue in Leadenhall Market. Froggy will be 73 or something....

Kaya at 11:47:18 Wednesday November 1 2000
I can see The George from my office window if I stand on a chair and stretch my neck!!

chrispy at 11:29:18 Wednesday November 1 2000
Morning mates, now that Blackburn are gone bring on Sheffield that's what I say! Weds or Utd we'll beat 'em. I can hear it calling me from a distance and I'll be there soon....................Southport!!!! 250O people turned away and people are already booking for next year, bloody amazing. Ian there is great little bar called the Doghouse in Wardour Street about 2 mins from the Soul Cafe, jazzy music very intimate but defintely worth a visit for a couple of beers or try a pub called The George on the corner of D'Arblay Street and Wardour Street, for the real stuff,you won't be disappointed. Nik - glad to see I is not the only happy hammer today, missed the Magpies game through choice but will be there for the return of Bish and Wanchope. I is meeting my Fairy Liquid queen later today for lunch @ Harvey Nicks to plan the weekends events. I'll pop in later.

Niki at 11:24:55 Wednesday November 1 2000
Morning Bev, you off to the Lacy too?

Niki at 11:17:26 Wednesday November 1 2000
Morning! Archive done and there's still 29 messages since midnight. Morning Ian and Simon, go on the canaries and all that! Ian, Chrispy gave himself that name on October 4th at 10.48. I said that it sounded like he goes well with cheese at 18:37 on the same day - and the rest is Soulboys history.......

Bev at 11:16:36 Wednesday November 1 2000
Mornin Mateys!! Having the week from hell this week!! Need toons and beer in huge quantities this weekend!! ttfn xx

Simon in a hurry at 10:56:5 Wednesday November 1 2000
Ian - off to Derby in about an hour! Staying at the Holiday Inn tonight, altogether now, "Hotel, Motel;, Holiday Inn", give me a call later matey.....hi everyone else!!!

Ian at 10:50:59 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oh yeah, thanks for the stickers Chrispy,(ooo gave u that name)?? Can you put us on to a watering hole that everyone can meet up on the 11th as we will be in london about 7ish. cya.

Ian in continued mode. at 10:42:58 Wednesday November 1 2000
******* computer! Anyway as i was saying to H & N it dosn't matter what photos Paul from ipshit is in he always looks funny. Give you a clue "calm down, calm down"!!!!

Ian at 10:38:58 Wednesday November 1 2000
Hi everyone, lovely day in G.Y. well done the 'ammers!!! Still might get ya if we beat Derby tonight! Nice to see you finally made it Howard & Nicky, dosn't matter

Kaya at 10:10:24 Wednesday November 1 2000
sorry Kelvin, I am sure that I've given you other addresses!! Use kaya@ukonline.co.uk - most reliable...the soulboy007 address is hotmail and I find I check that less and less...Craig, I'll call you soon..

kelvin at 10:5:24 Wednesday November 1 2000
hello craig, i've been lurking but thats about it really want to get out soon though. kaya i've tried to email you on your soulboys address but get no reply.

Craig star in g at the scroll bar.Still. at 10:0:7 Wednesday November 1 2000
Mornin' all, Double white Rabbits!!!!!! Oi Monk,i'll beat you to it in December if i have to sit up all night.How's the new car,did you sort out your insurance ? Hi Kelvin,where's ya bin ? Oi where's everyone else this morning,recovering from all those Haloween parties or are your little pinkies too cold to type ? Oi Kaya, call me soon,it looks like i'm off to GY early Sunday morning,humphhhhhh still doing the lacey though(sober). Oi Dawn, we'll be there,table behind you,peeping through the plants and taking notes.Have a nice lunch. :)and speak up 'cause kaya's still a bit 'ard of 'earing.

Kaya at 9:56:13 Wednesday November 1 2000
The cat's are cool, matey, the mobile (being an Ericsson) is buggered...will be offline until further notice...most reliable is e-mail...

kelvin at 9:52:33 Wednesday November 1 2000
kaya, i'm fine thanks. i've tried to contact you on that mobile number further down on this forum, but its always switch off. how's the cats

kelvin at 9:45:23 Wednesday November 1 2000
kaya i'm fine thanks. i've tried to call you on that mobile number a bit further down on this months forum, but it's always switched off. how's the cats?

Kaya at 9:40:36 Wednesday November 1 2000
Mornin' Kelv...just you and me today, it seems...How's ya been?

kelvin at 9:30:50 Wednesday November 1 2000
good morning kaya

Kaya at 9:1:52 Wednesday November 1 2000
Gawd Blimey!! Are you lot still sleeping?

Kaya at 6:31:23 Wednesday November 1 2000
Good Morning, all! Happy Wednesday.

Dawn at 1:0:45 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oh by the way "HAPPY ALL SOULS DAY"

Dawn at 0:59:40 Wednesday November 1 2000
Goodnight!

Monk at 0:54:57 Wednesday November 1 2000
Night all!! just think no scoll bar!

Niki at 0:50:7 Wednesday November 1 2000
Nite maates, don't forget the lights.

Monk at 0:49:47 Wednesday November 1 2000
I thought BL was rover now!

B.L. at 0:45:56 Wednesday November 1 2000
This time next week!

Nik at 0:31:38 Wednesday November 1 2000
When's All Funk Day?

Niki at 0:30:44 Wednesday November 1 2000
We like Soul Days.....

B.L. Zeebub at 0:15:36 Wednesday November 1 2000
Happy All Souls Day, pagans!

Niki at 0:4:36 Wednesday November 1 2000
Good boy. Read his book "Mr. Nice" if you haven't already. And see - http://www.richmondreview.co.uk/library/marco01.html

Monk at 0:1:32 Wednesday November 1 2000
Indeed he did, and passed it to the audience!

Niki at 0:1:18 Wednesday November 1 2000
Oooo it's November already. And only 183 days to Caister.... Ere Monk, you can say that again.

Monk at 0:0:44 Wednesday November 1 2000
got it right second time, bad luck Craig!!!!

Nik at 0:0:19 Wednesday November 1 2000
Greetings Howard & Nykki, glad you enjoyed the site! Stick around, join in and all that. Monk, did HM smoke a big spliff???

Monk at 0:0:4 Wednesday November 1 2000
First again! pinch and a punch etc!