An occasional series in which HeadCleaner picks on those that have pissed
them off...
We've about had it up to here with you and your equally lippy sibling.
Ripping off Beatles, Gary Glitter and New Seekers songs like the world's
about to end does not give you the right to stand up there and spout
forth ever-increasing circles of bullshit.
And now with your invaluable views that Alanis Morissette, Bjork and
other female music stars need a good kicking, you've aced yourself. Nice
one. Sorted. Geezer.
Misogyny's so coool, huh? Why, you can huddle together with the rest
of your neanderthal Loaded-reading mates and snigger boorishly at the
successful females that you obviously find so
threatening. No doubt with The Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" playing
in the background. Lovely. How endearing.
Of course, "birds" like Kylie, Dannii, Kenickie, Spice Girls et al are
alright aren't they? Cos they're nice looking and you'd love to give
'em one. But when a woman in the biz dares to look and/or sound a little different
and original - and with more talent than you have in one of your eyebrows -
they are either an "idiot" or need smacked up a bit.
Well here's a tip: in future only open your mouth when you're
required to sing some of your brother's inane gruntalong lyrics and
keep your ill-informed opinions rattling about your head, keeping your
pea-sized brain company.
HeadCleaner says left a bit, right a bit...FIRE.
Oi, Manc. Yes, you with the eyebrows. Shut it.
