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sNortEed - putting the E back into partying
Popping in from another dimension, we are SorTeaD's rival evil twin. We would like to point out that
(a) the tea stall is just a scam to fleece so-called "punters", and

(b) caffeine is a controlled substance, a highly addictive stimulant. If you drink more than 5 cups a day, you're poisoning your mind and body, but then you already do that anyway, don't you?

Some Links:
Who makes the best tea? Having eliminated both those naughty PG Chimps www.brookebond.co.uk and the cheeky Tetley Tea Folk www.tetley.co.uk, there can be only one: Lost Your Oo www.typhoo.co.uk. Thanks to our good friend Peter Mandelson for that one.
If you collect old teacards www.teacards.com, we know where you live and will be burgling your home when you're next out partying.
For the kids, find out how tea contributed to the US revolution at the Boston Tea Party www.bostonteaparty.nl. Although you shouldn't really be browsing such adult material.
Tea also stands for the Texas Education Authority www.tea.state.tx.us. Pity about Dubya…
RWTV Newsflash - Rutles drink tea!
is that the kettle i hear boiling? Tea culture's heavy influence is most noticeable on seminal work, Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band …Ron, Dirk, Stig and Barry's tea drinking confession shook the world in 1966. Too many links, but try the official Tragical History Tour website www.rutles.org. Two down, two to go…
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