~ Living At Home ~
BobMoCo Public Service Bulletin #6

Nearly 2¾ million accidents happen each year in UK homes. Over 4,000 are fatalities.

Home Is A Dangerous Place

It is every citizen's responsibility to avoid self-inflicted damage or harm
lest they wittingly become a burden on the State. Therefore

You are strongly advised to avoid:
  • Living in your own home
  • Living in your parents' home
  • Living in your spouse or partner's home
  • Living in any place commonly called "home"
Do not permit Children in your care to:
  • Live in your home
  • Live in your parents' home
  • Live in your spouse or partner's home
  • Live in any place any of your family or relatives commonly call "home"
Likewise do not permit Animals in your charge to:
  • Live in your home
  • Live in your parents' home
  • Live in your spouse or partner's home
  • Live in any place any of your family or relatives commonly call "home"
    (Kennels & other outdoor shelters also count as "home")
Expectant Persons
especially residents of dwellings
should take particular precautions to avoid living at home
or in any place commonly called "home" by themselves,
or by their spouse(s), partner(s), friend(s) or relative(s)
(be they paternal or maternal, in-laws or outlaws)
 

BobMoCo Public Service Bulletin #6
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