BobMoCo are located in a pleasant area (except at 08:30 and 15:30 during term-times when human kittens are let loose). Working conditions are excellent. The hours are flexible, and snacks and meals are available at most times if suitable persuasion is applied.

The neighbours vary from friendly to downright bullies. (The Crow family in particular were a hazard to blacks in daylight hours. Cases against them were submitted to the Commission for Racial Equality, and to the local Council to have them evicted on grounds of anti-social behaviour; whilst awaiting the outcome their roost was demolished on H&S grounds). But there are plenty of bolt-holes and places to have a nap.

Vacancies

We urgently require a dynamic, versatile, pro-active, flexible self-starter with good communication skills i for an exciting post in a vibrant, busy, progressive environment. ii The successful candidate will be a target-focussed, forward-looking, self-motivating, success-driven team-player able to work unsupervised under pressure using his/her own initiative in a fast-moving workplace.iii He/she will be of tidy appearance,iv have excellent keyboard skills, be familiar with fax, internet and switchboard systems, and have at least two year's verifiable experience in a similar working environment. Advanced knowledge of VB and WizCat an advantage. Would suit school leaver.v For an application form vi contact Ruby on 01234-232323 x quoting Job Reference WP49G.vii We are an Equal Opportunities Employer viii Salary meets National Minimum Wage ix

We expect you to be able to say "Good Morning", "Good Afternoon", and "Good-bye" intelligibly. We have no idea what the wording here means either, but don't wish to appear outdated. Yes, you will be on your own. Don't expect to be given any guidance or training. If you are not at least a moderately good-looking female aged 18-25, it may not be worth applying. You don't expect a modern advert to say what the job really is or specify the skills actually needed, do you? This will indeed be badly designed, with a large logo and too little space to complete properly. This is meaningless, but mandatory. If we weren't we would be in trouble, but it looks good anyway. It has to. Unfortunately.

x If Ruby is asleep when you call, please use our online Application Form.

Before applying you may wish to peruse the terms of our Equal Opportunities Policy, and the Staff Performance Assessment criteria we use.

Public Service Bulletins BobMoCo occasionally issue Public Service Bulletins. ( Bulletins 1-4 - Out of Print ) Bulletin #5 - "Passive Motoring". Bulletin #6 - "Living At Home".

Tel   01234-232323 #   Office Hours vary   #

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