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Hannah Morgan
OK, so she's a "gr8 m8". I believe she will go psycho in a shopping mall.

Matt Belcher
My cousin, and member of our odd ickle band "TWO". Think "Five", only more attractive AND talented ;)
We recorded a cover version of Paranoid. It was brilliant. You can get it at http://web.ukonline.co.uk/metallix/paranoidcoverbytwo.mp3 with him doing vocals =P

"Draco"
Know her only from the internet too. No idea how I met her. Still, she's kewl and appreciates great movies like The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Justy
Know her only from the internet... but she's lovely... I know I say that a lot, but... she's lovely.

Cez
Doesn't like cheesy music. Sings very well, is a very competent flute player, is very pretty. Used to like woodpigeons but now they've moved in to be her neighbours. She attracts insects. She finds many riffs annoying & appreciates decent comedy programs. Hooray!

Sarah Chadburn
My bassist. A quiet and not at all boring person. Not your average "I am normal" person. =D Don't know her that well, but she appreciates music and is very competent as a bassist. I have to say, if I can still work with you in 10 years time I'll want to, dudette. She doesn't complain about musical direction and isn't overly temperamental, making her the only consistent person in our lovely little band ;)

Jo Salter
My drummerette... knew her very well for a while. She's a very lovely person, but she's known to get what she wants and never want it again. Has a wonderful sense of humour, eats Jelly from the pack (uggghhhhh) and believes Placebo's Black Market Music album is better than their Without You I'm Nothing album!!! Very pretty, yaddayaddayadda... Oh, and has an irrational hatred of ALL pigeons. Can sing far better than me. I envy her in many ways, but, we'll see what the future holds.

Avaragariel
Not known her for long, she has a very similar musical taste to myself and hasn't refused to do duet vocals for me =) She's a very very kewl person (as is her sister) and likes COLD. Introduced me to many great musical things.

Gaz Morrison
Another nice person... Gaz has been a good friend for ages. It's a shame he's so scared of any girl who isn't "fit". Whatever.

Richard Keedwell
I lent him my favourite metal album, MegadetH's brilliant Rust In Peace, and he said it was kewl!!! =D =D =D He keeps himself to himself most of the time, and is a very reasonable person. Understands consequences, is mature. Is also a Conservative. So he doesn't support the *ugh* Euro... ;) He's currently gone to College, which I find sad because he's one of the people I'll definitely miss over the next 2 years.

Patrick "Sinuous" Fagan
My Ocarina-player and friend and stuff. He's a Buddhist! YAY! Down with Christianity! Has an amazing sense of humour and fully appreciates the Irish. He may be the only one to, admittedly, but... ;)

Zoe Bromelow
Met her on holiday a long time ago. A very lovely person, if a little... bizarre. Has an interest in all things dark and Gothic yet still persists with the odd little hallucination that she may actually be a Christian (!!!). ;) Very very lovely. Believes that nothing can be better than Placebo's Without You I'm Nothing. =D

Chris Betts
All I can say is, he f**king hates me. Oh, no, that isn't. Chris, if you ever somehow read this, check out the lyrics to the song Good Morning Beautiful by the Deftones. You won't like the song at all, but I feel the lyrics "You choose Heaven over the Earth and me" sum a lot up very well.