Scout walks on carrying a piece of wood

Campfire Leader: What are you doing?

Scout: I'm feeling a little board

Scout walks on carrying a brief case

CL: What are you doing?

Scout: I'm taking my case to court.

(He returns different intervals during the campfire)

As follows:

Scout walks on with out case

CL: What are you doing now?

Scout: I lost my case.

Later:

Scout walks on with case on shoulder

CL: What Now?

Scout: I'm taking my case to a higher court.

Later:

Scout walks on pealing an orange

CL: Not you again, what do you want now?

Scout: My case is on a peel.

CL: We interrupt this program to bring you a hot news flash.

(Scout runs on lights a match then exits)

Scout (off stage): - Hey Mike! I'm a 100-foot up a banana tree!

Mike: But we don't have banana trees on this camp.

Scout: Are you sure?

Mike: Yep

Scout: (Yells as if falling) Aieeeeeee!

CL: We interrupt this program to bring you a message form the branch office.

(Scout enters carrying a branch)

Scout enters the stage; he's throwing a ball in the air.

CL: What are you doing?

Scout: I'm throwing up.