Will the Real Kurdish leaders please stand up

28th. December, 2002

Some guys answering the descriptions of Kurdish leaders are going around the Arab and Middle Eastern world pretending to be the leaders of the Kurds. I would like to point out to the world that they must be fakes and impostors.  The best proof of this lies in our leaders’ oft-declared great love for their people and homeland. For the past 60 years they have asked the Kurds to present a great deal of sacrifices, a great deal of fighting, suffering strife, poverty, Genocide and other atrocities, simply to be treated as a nation with its own national rights and privileges. They would therefore hardly say or do anything which may against that, would they?

The function of a patriotic leader is to safeguard the national interests of his people and homeland. That of a democrat is to uphold the democratic values and purpose. Combine the two and you will get a formidable leadership which will never allow their nation to be or become subservient to another. As a matter of fact our leaders raised the slogan of “Kurdistan or death” and pushed everyone to fight the Iraqi governments of Qasim, Arif 1, Arif 2, the first Ba’ath Government, Bazzaz and the second Ba’ath Government, which they flirted with for quite a while and now are joining in the international (US) drive to oust. Is it not ridiculous then to suggest that the Patriotic Democrats would somehow let the people down and hand power back to a majority Arab government in Baghdad, waiting for them and their public to be generous enough to grant the Kurds a Federal State of any efficacy? Only a month ago they would not have accepted even a viable autonomy because they did not want something less than what they already have.

Besides, there is so much need for social services, hospitals, economic progress and development in Kurdistan that our leaders are keen to hold any extravagant expenditure such as travelling abroad to Turkey or Arab countries with large expensive entourages simply to tell everyone that our people are impotent, docile, and completely helpless and dependent on external help and they wish for no more than returning to be good, loyal Iraqis. The guys who do that sort of thing do not care about the great majority of Kurds. They could never claim to be patriots or else they have no idea what patriotism means. They could never be democrats or know what it entails.

Democracy is the Rule of the People. It means that the people must have the last say at all times. When it comes to matters of self determination even a proper democratic parliament, fully in touch with the nation, would find it next to impossible to don the mantle and decide for the entire population. The Erbil rubberstamp “parliament” would hardly be the right organ to decide for the whole nation, because it is not a decision regarding the price of foodstuffs or imposing a tax or building an international bridge. It is about the fate and destiny of the whole nation on all sides of the oppressive and divisive frontiers. What is more is we have had our fingers burnt in the past because one or more such leaders (example Idrîsî Bitlîsî Seļaĥeddîn, Sheikh Meĥmûd, etc.) sold us to our enemies or took the wrong side, thus keeping us in chains for close to a millennium.

No patriot would ever link his fate and destiny with a foreign group or nation in preference to his own flesh and blood, let alone to his nation’s sworn enemies. The fat man in Turkey, therefore, could not be the same as our leader who has been telling the Kurds that he has been fighting for Kurdish rights, for the past 40 years. Our leader would rather die than announce his subservience to anyone. When he kisses the enemy’s hands or other less reverend parts he is in fact doing so in a symbolic gesture on behalf of the nation, if he is truly a Kurdish patriot and representative of their will and desire for freedom.  

As a matter of fact our leader is so fond of his homeland that he has “Kurdistan” in the name of the party he has formed and still eads. More than that, he is so utterly patriotic that he has the word “Patriotic” in the party name also. Now, I and most of my compatriots are certain he means Kurdish patriotism by that and not Iraqi or Arab patriotism.

And to make sure that the nation is united around the goal of patriotism that he has combined the words Kurdistan with patriotism in the name of the party in the hope that the entire nation would be united around his vision of free and liberated Kurdistan.

The guy the world media is interviewing and talking to claiming to be our leader, is nothing but a loudmouth who is constantly degrading the Kurds and Kurdistan, one day, hopping to Baghdad to kiss Saddam on both cheeks, another calling for a federal state of Iraq and the next day saying: “All of us are now Iraqis and nothing else” or things like: “We should now exchange our Kurdish clothes for the Iraqi cape and from now on we are all just Iraqis” and such rubbish. It is bad enough to make such treacherous utterances but far worse to make them after twelve years of freedom and self rule. In my opinion the population would rather sign to change their ethnicity to Arab as the Kirkuk and Khanaqin Kurds have been forced to do for at least that way they get some privileges. The impostor’s Arabisation suggestion does not even come with any sweeteners or rewards at all.

It is true the two guys kissing backsides and our illustrious leaders are quite similar in shape, weight and other features. About the same heights and each weighting similar amounts, wear glasses and have similar mannerisms but our leaders have a history of campaigning for Kurdish patriotism and graduated thousands of young men in orgies of blood to promote the rights of the Kurds to freedom and self-determination. They have never shrieked from the responsibility of getting hundreds of thousands massacred and gassed for their great patriotic democratic cause. Even today we see images of the Anfal and Halabja victims on the satellite TV stations they has set up. The guys touring the regional capitals are a great friend of ex-Saddam lieutenants and are telling the Kurds to forgive all those who spilled Kurdish blood. Our leaders have sacrificed a lot in the path to freedom even though the people finally achieved it in 1991 by pure chance and the people’s efforts.

Our great leaders sacrificed many of the young and strong followers; their beloved men whom they treated as their own children, to get to where they are today, courted by TV stations and world leaders, developing their beloved homeland and buying and owning big expensive hotels, commercial and residential houses and land. Not for nothing did they accept the position of the beloved and adored leaders of the Kurds. Not for nothing did they abandon their “flats” in Tehran, London and Washington for the poor and frugal existence they have endured in Kurdistan for the past twelve years. The Prime Minister of Slemani has been quoted complaining about some of the criticism heaped upon them from the Diaspora saying: “what do they know about the conditions we have here?” Indeed I say if they did know the poverty and squalor the members of the Patriotic and Democratic parties have tolerated for themselves, some even living away from their loved ones in Europe and the USA, the Diaspora Kurds might be so moved that they may even send them some money to help them in their daily struggle.

Imagine living alone in a five to ten bedroom house with only four or five servants, ten bodyguards, drivers and having no more than a dozen Toyotas and Mercedes outside your door. Would anyone with the superb education, nobility, family background and wealth of these great leaders accept such conditions? I doubt it! So you loudmouths of the Diaspora who know nothing about the conditions on the ground and have nothing better than to dig into the sides of our loving and “patriodemocratic” leaders shut up and mind your own business as our leaders try to mind theirs!  

Such leaders as ours could never betray their own people for any post in the Iraqi regime or pot of gold, while the impostors and look-alikes currently go around talking of nothing wanted by the Kurds apart from one of the three main power positions in Baghdad and a few ministries for the boys. It is laughable for anyone to suggest that the two “patriodemocratic” leaders would be after such trivial worldly gains to the extent they would sell the entire nation they have “worshipped” for six decades.

No one but no one would ever believe you if you said that after the historic accord between the two main “democratic and patriotic parties” to promote a federal state with the Kurds staying in control of the areas they control now, that they settled for a promise of a sort of “decentralised administration” to be formulated later by the so called Iraqi Opposition and voted upon by the entire Iraqi people. Because any idiot would see that that would turn the cart completely over and the Kurds will not have a cat’s chance in hell of getting anything closely resembling what they had hoped to get before they took the plunge and ventured into the abyss of Iraqi conflict or anything close to what they enjoy “now”. But mark my words I did tell them so!

The traveling impostors however, are going around meeting officials of this and that enemy country making all sorts of irresponsible promises without the slightest mandate by the Kurdish people and in the absence of their Significant Other. After all, what are accords for, if everyone presents a completely different version of policy to the other? I firmly believe that if either of those impostors met their Kurdistani double there would be a great fight to the finish between them. That is why I think the guys outside Kurdistan are playing a role quite similar to that played by the six or so Saddam’s doubles.  That is clever is it not? And in a similar way too they are claiming to represent the past, current and future opinion and will of their peoples and in the absence of the people’s voice who could say otherwise?.

 Already one loudmouth impostor has broken all the rules of unity and patriotism. He claims to be speaking in the name of the Kurds. Our leader (his double) could not make such a claim because he knows that even if Parliament “voted” for a Federal solution, that was twelve years ago and parliament does not exist except in name today and being an honest Kurdish patriot who believes in the union of Kurdish opinion, he would never claim he has any such mandate, never-mind making policy and promises haphazardly and on the spur of the moment. For a start neither he nor his Significant Other are either members of that parliament, nor its official representatives. Being un-elected they only represent at best their own parties. Our leader would recognise that. Besides they both started with a “Federal Constitution Project” which they claim was discussed by both parties as well as by their rubberstamp parliament but the guys who are touring the world have simply discarded their own invented constitution. Obviously they cannot be democrats or patriotic.

 Secondly, his message to the world and utterances are quite out of control, one-sided and damaging with no co-ordination with his Significant Other whose party had the “majority vote” in 1992 in the make-belief election which led to the rubberstamp parliament which later became the sole property of the other party for six years. Since 1992 and the fraudulent “vote” for federalism the Kurdish people have been denied representation of any kind in mainstream politics. Just as Hitler did in 1933 when he was democratically elected these two impostors have short-circuited the will of the people with the fake parliament, claiming to have no choice due to their “internal fratricide wars”. Thus, neither he nor the leader of the other party, do represent the will of the people. I therefore believe that our leader who graduated from Baghdad Law School as a lawyer and an ex-communist knows the full value of being mandated by his clients before claiming to represent them.

 Everyone knows the contents of the “preparatory committee” and that shares and proportions have been given to each group. As the relative minor party in the Kurdish duo one would expect that he would at least observe and respect the rights and obligations of the other side. It is unclear and unlikely that the two parties will be given separate shares of power in a “future Iraq”. In that eventuality one would hope that one side would not be played against the other as I have always predicted. For example will they be represented on a 50-50 basis, a 51-49 basis or a 70-30 basis? But a real danger is for the other groups and the external forces they must serve would make a deal with either of them and completely demolish any chances of the Kurds getting any united national representation – already one is singing the Iraqis-only tune. This is the most likely outcome which means the two parties have (or if not yet, will) completely abdicated responsibility and everyone will just be working for their particular group.

 Another reason to think that the guy claiming to be a Kurdish leader is a creation of the Turks, Saddam or some other anti-Kurdish entity is the fact that he does not give a damn about the original federal scheme which they started with. His main aim is to get back to his beloved Baghdad and occupy a large posh office and get his hands on a great deal of wealth and power. Our leader has no such ambitions or desire and would continue to fight for the homeland and the nation, I think. When he has completed his God-given mission of saving and freeing his beloved Kurdistan and Kurds he will simply go back to become a private citizen in south London living in his modest flat and continue to lead a frugal and contented life, having got the Kurdistan ship safely into harbour and having recompensed the nation for the Halabja and Anfal Genocides which the impostor was the prime cause of.

 Under Duress, Therefore, You are not Speaking in the Name of the Nation

 These impostors constantly tell us that they have to accept less than true freedom because they have no choice. They tell us that the neighbouring countries are against our legitimate rights, the International Community deny us our God-given rights; our Country is landlocked and could be blockaded. The Kurds they say would be decimated if they asked for more. They tell the people to be satisfied with what the leaders are bargaining for because that is the extent of their effective diplomacy. All this however means if true that the leaders are not accepting what they are of their own free will and desire. Thus they are under duress and not choosing freely. Therefore, the Kurds according to these impostors are under very real and grave danger of annihilation if they dared ask for their minimum national rights. Which clearly implies that they must accept the status of non-nation as a people and non-human as individuals, This, also means that they could not be negotiating in the name of the Kurdish people, and therefore have no right at all to claim that, what they are doing, has the blessing and support of the people under any conceivable circumstances.

 Another thing is the cheerful gleeful way these impostors are accepting the “solution” which has been imposed upon the Kurds. No one who is being forced to accept such humiliating subjugation could look so happy and triumphant as these two impostors or work so tirelessly to impose their own will over the people with such enthusiasm. Their attitude demonstrates that far from accepting the union with Iraq reluctantly they are in fact triumphant for “achieving” it.

Cry not for me

Christmas. 25th. December 2002

My God, my God why hast thou forsaken me? With these words Jesus addressed God, his “father”, as he suffered the pain of long nails through his hands and feet before his spirit ascended to the heavens. So the story goes. But, seeing his disciples in tears he took pity on them and said: “Do not cry for me. Cry for yourselves. Blessed be the barren and the womb that bore no child”.

 I  thought long and hard about this statement trying to reason why the “Son” of God seemingly advocated complete cessation of the procreation process. Was this a statement of anger or of blessing? It struck me to be the first religious statement which had any resemblance to truthfulness. Here was the “son of God” prophet expressing hopelessness and disappointment at the behaviour of mankind for whose service and reform he had come into the world. I could not help feeling that what he had said could easily be the words of the Kurdish nation wishing their current “leaders” never to have been born.

 The loudmouths among the activists of the masses who had shouted “free Barabas and crucify Jesus” (Federal Iraq as opposed to free Kurdistan) must have so disgusted Jesus that he blessed the “barren” instead of the “fertile”.  And in a dire warning he is quoted as having said: “You will plead for the mountains to fall upon you and the hills to cover you” and then in a last gesture of compassion and forgiveness he says: “Father, forgive them for they know not what they do!” in a sea of lies and deception paid for by the CIA and the other equally deceptive “intelligence” services those who are pressing for the implementation of the “united” Iraq may win the day but the peoples and nations which will be forced together are sure to explode out of such an oppressive solution.

 It seems that the world has not changed a bit. Because of the thousands whose job it is to disseminate misinformation and one-sided propaganda that they are now at loggerheads with each other attacking each other’s versions of lies and misinformation. All we can say is: God forgive the people for they know not what is true and what is false.

 Hypocrisy and deceitfulness is not something new then. Jesus was just one of those who suffered from it. Today we witness the great heights to which they have reached. We experience a battle of wits by all sorts of people such as professors and philosophers when in reality they are making mere propaganda for their cosy little causes. The same person, who is seen tearing his hair out defending the Palestinian cause, advocating a fully independent state for them to add one to the 22 Arab states already in existence, has a complete 180 degree reversal of attitude when it comes to the Kurds.

 Take for example the article on Kurdishmedia by Jeff Kline concerning “Misinformation” by Edward Said regarding Kanan Makiya. Kline who I believe is a Jew and a supporter of Israel is a great advocate of a “Pluralist”, “united” and “Multi-Ethnic” Iraq giving the Kurds some measure of “federalism”. He has been following Iraqi opposition parties, attending every one of their conferences and meetings, making friends with some of the members, as if his main job is to present their views and goals to the entire world. However, his efforts seem to be concentrated on convincing the Kurds (on Kurdishmedia) of the merits of the US policy on Iraq and that of the Iraqi opposition. His defence of Makiya is emotional and robust. To him all Iraqis and Kurds should be of the same opinion and philosophy as Makiya’s. “Said” who is not someone to be laughed at, despite his duplicitous treatment of the Palestinian and Kurdish causes, is a “joker” and a “hypocrite” without a shadow of a doubt, as far as Kline is concerned. He is a mere pebble-thrower when it comes to supporting his people’s cause.

 But Kline has also been advocating a separate peaceful and Independent Palestinian state alongside Israel. However, he has never and I suspect never will advocate a Federal Arab-Israeli state as Gaddafi once jokingly advocated calling it Isratine. Why not, we should ask Mr Kline and why is he so interested in Iraq and its future?

 What is most interesting is Kline’s claim that you can recreate a “united Iraq” of 18 million Arabs with another nation stuck to it by force, which has always been called an Arab state, has been a founding member of the Arab league, claiming to have been the birthplace of the Arab Caliphate and suddenly start calling it a non-Arab state because Makiya likes to be magnanimous to the second class Kurdish nation. We Kurds do not want to thwart Arab dreams of unity and prominence. This is why we should support the creation of an Arab state out of the Arab part of Iraq but also establish our own separate state. If Kline and people who support his “dream” of a future Iraq are truly worried about Kurdish rights and aspirations then they should grasp the nettle and come out in favour of full (not half) rights of having our own state. Someone like Jeff Kline should have no difficulty advocating such a solution especially in the light of his undying support for Israel and the establishment of a Palestinian state, if what he writes comes out of his own beliefs and convictions.

 The blatant duplicity of some so called writers on Middle Eastern affairs has never deterred them from carrying on in their propagandist roles. We Kurds are the worst when it comes to believing anyone with a smooth pen and a western-sounding name. We are also taken in by western supported demagogues such as Mr Said and Makiya, both of whom have been elevated to the greatest heights by Western propaganda machinery.

 Mr Jeff Kline dismisses Said’s arguments regarding Yugoslavia and very real, bloody and terrible situation in the Balkans which forced separation and the creation of several Nation States but advocates a Utopian, semi-theological notion of “living in peace and harmony” as if all it takes for everyone in Iraq to become an ideal “federal” democracy is to believe in the US goals and do the “multi-ethnic”, democracy dance and all will be fine. Mr Kline and those advocating the “only scheme” solution ignore the Soviet experiment which also led to the disintegration into several nation-states and some that remained in the Russian federation. Even the complete imbecile can see the difference between the conditions of the nation states and those unfortunate nations such as the Chechens who have been enduring the “loving” atrocities of the Federal State. 

 Kline who I also suspect has never visited Iraq; his sum total experience being the meeting of a few of these western-reared opposition characters, seems to believe that he can base all his findings and theories on them and their recycled ideas about a monarchist non-nation state, ignoring the history of the country, its nations (what he calls ethnic groups) and its Geography. I do not think that anything would help change Kline’s ideas or attempts to influence the unsuspecting Kurdish opinion because he is not writing to promote truth or “brotherhood”; but merely supporting one Arab he agrees with against one he does not. Recently we have been inundated by articles and “research” papers by Arab and non-Arab “Writers” all publishing their produce on Kurdishmedia, having become aware of its influence in matters Kurdish. The keen observer would easily see it is not a simple coincidence but an attempt to hijack the Kurdish internet media away from its patriotic mission and to use it as a vehicle to spread anti-patriotic propaganda and promote their own agenda.

 We should care not an iota what Said says about Makiya or vice-versa and yet our website has recently been cluttered with all sorts of articles written by non-Kurds, some extolling the virtues of Iraq’s tourism and others bringing a wrestling match to our web site between two Arabs of differing attitudes to the affairs of their own nation refereed by a Jewish American who is totally biased towards Israeli interests and sees an opportunity of pacifying an Arab country known for its extreme pan-Arabism by advocating a non-Arab, docile state which would conform to the US and Israeli policies. The West sought the dismemberment of the Soviet Union because they claimed the nations in the union had to be free. Today they are forcing Kurdistan into a future Iraq because they want it to act as a weight, a ball and chain around the neck of an Arab Iraq, to prevent it from playing a part in the rebirth of Arab power and we Kurds should understand their evil schemes.

 Furthermore, the bleeding wound of human suffering today is Israel and Palestine where both Arabs and Jews are getting massacred. If I were Jeff Kline with so much wisdom and reason I would try to find a solution for that problem and leave Iraq well alone. Iraq has not during the past twelve years attacked anyone apart from the Kurds briefly and in its ethnic cleansing policy towards the Kurds in the areas under its control. But Iraq in all its metamorphic forms in the past, including during a “democratic”, multi-ethnic state system, has done so ever since its creation by the British. The majority of Kurds in south Kurdistan have been living in relative peace albeit in abject poverty and starved of any progress or decent living conditions thanks to those who have always been after their own interests and who share Mr Kline’s vision of Iraq. As such there is no urgency for all the preparations for war by the US and no logic in working so hard to abort the De-facto state only to stick it back onto the unstable and conflict-ridden monster the West created and nurtured. The situation therefore is the most stable we have had for the past century, with no internal or external war, either in Kurdistan or Iraq. This therefore ought to be the state of affairs which we should protect and work to improve and not to destroy it to restart the old suspect experiment again.

 But since Mr Jeff Kline has allowed himself to choose for us and promote the abandonment of the Kurds of all desire to become fully free and independent then let me suggest to him that Israel should follow his advice and join a federal state within the Arab world and should be happy with a “democratic federal representation” of a mere 5/350 or 0.014%. Surely two Semitic nations should have a much greater chance of co-existing with each other than Arabs Kurds Turcoman and so on, and Kline the “Humanitarian” visionary should go on to live in that state happily ever after. For him to sacrifice us so easily is not acceptable to any red-blooded Kurd. Thank you Mr Kline but No, Thank you!

 Said and Makiya are used by the West in influencing public opinion. Both Said and Makiya would find it impossible to have a single line published in the Western Media if they did not conform fully to the foreign policies of the establishment. Makiya was invited to the opposition conference because of that and not because of his opposition record or his personal struggle against the regime of Saddam Hussein. He shot to fame after writing and publishing a timely book which gave the US administration something to beat the Saddam regime over the head with. Had he written one pointing to Israel’s behaviour he would not have been able to publish it or become known, as he is today. Mr Kline must surely have noticed the large number of ex-Ba’athists, Saddamic Intelligence Officers and people who have been implicated in the Anfal and Halabja Genocides who sat in the front rows of the opposition conference hall and must be aware of those who did not but are in constant touch with the US administration, plotting to take over Saddam’s rule. He is hardly going to lecture us on the merits of his “only scheme” based on those guy’s records is he?

 Nevertheless, he does make what he must consider the epitome of reason: “Said conveniently chooses to ignore the fact that Iraq is a multi-ethnic state and, due to its multi-ethnic nature, the federal solution is the only scheme that will treat Iraq’s various ethnicities fairly. Iraqis should be able to decide their fate. Said should have no say in the future of Iraq’s Kurds or any other of its people, and I am quite confident that he will not.”  This is the strangest statement by a Jewish American who claims every right for himself to have his “say” in the fate of Iraqi Arabs and denies it in the same statement to a Palestinian Arab. In this quite simplistic but not naive way, Kline also intimates that the Federal “Only Scheme” is the will of all Iraqis and he knows what is best for the Kurds.

 Mr. Kline’s article is a big piece of wool meant to blind the Kurdish reader with more good Samaritan-type ideas. Below is a classic one:

 How can Iraq be an Arab state when such a substantial portion of its population is non-Arab? Iraq’s Kurds have been victimized for decades in the name of pan-Arabism and, nonetheless, both of Iraq’s major Kurdish parties (the KDP and PUK) have committed themselves to a unified and democratic Iraq. Is Said suggesting that the Kurds of Iraq should risk what they have achieved since 1991 to establish a pan-Arab Iraq in which they will again be second-class citizens? This suggestion would be truly laughable if Said and his numerous fans did not take it seriously!”

 It is Jeff Kline’s statement which is hilarious. The fact is everyone knows that Israel has a 25% population of Arabs and yet no one disputes the fact that it is a Jewish state so why is it so farfetched to call it an Arab state. Russia is called a Russian state despite the fact that it contains many different ethnic groups and look at Spain, Algeria, and numerous other states called by the name of their Spanish and Arab majorities. Even China contains many different non-Chinese nations, some as large 100 million or more and yet they are all referred to as Chinese. Secondly, it is Kline, and Makiya and their “fans” who are trying to push the Kurds to risk what they achieved since 1991. The KDP and PUK, having failed to lose the main achievements through their internal conflict which resulted out of greed and their attempts to loot the nation’s assets, are now, like Kline and Makiya, trying to hand over the people like a flock of sheep back to a new rag-bag of religious chieftains, unhappy individuals, ex-Anfal and Halabja officers, ex-fraudsters, disaffected Ba’athists who until recently went along with all of Saddam’s atrocities and estranged distant relatives of long-gone “royals” claiming the non-existent Iraqi throne.

 Those two “parties” have never polled the people on anything which concerned them. The PUK have a history of receiving millions of dollars and military assistance to work for the Iraqi regime even before Saddam usurped power and continued to receive large sums from Saddam to make life difficult for the Late Barzani. In 1996 it was the turn of the KDP to use Saddam’s help against the PUK. Throughout their conflict which claimed many lives of young and old, no one, not even their rubberstamp parliament could reason with them and only outside intervention managed to stop them. In the sixties and early seventies, both received large sums of money from the Americans and the Shah of Persia to fight Saddam only to be abandoned to the misery of Iranian and European social security oblivion. They did not then and have not now given the slightest attention to the democratic will and desire of the Kurdish people. They are not likely to change whatever system Iraq may be plagued with by the US or Britain.

 Even when they created the infamous and discredited 50-50 system and parliament they instructed Parliament to vote for the idea of federalism which they are now facing great resistance to. Since 1992 the so called “parliament” and democratic experiment has been defunct and worse than useless. Citing those two parties as if they are the true voice and representatives of the Kurds is no different from Saddam’s citing of the 600 or so Kurdish Muslim clerics who issued an anti-opposition Fatwa, as the true opinion of the Kurdish people. I submit that the Kurds are today as close as they can be to being first class citizens of their own homeland. It is not only “laughable” and deceitful but also crazy for anyone to suggest that being forced into becoming 25% of another nation would somehow make them First Class citizens. Such a suggestion contains an implication which is that “the Kurds” are not a nation but a mere ethnic group within a sacred Iraq.

 What makes me really depressed though is the lack of Kurdish pens to present the truth of the Kurdish cause and work for the interests of the Kurdish people. Why are the Kurdish intellectuals who write to me with their support completely silent on the media? Why do they allow anyone and everyone to continuously and quite unfairly attack the right of our nation to freedom and self-determination in this twisted and devious manner? Why do the Kurds always have to be the bedfellows of someone else, instructed and guided by complete strangers who have their own agendas, goals and schemes?

 My God, My God why hast thou forsaken your Kurdish children? Why is it that we have to ignore our own interests and sacrifice everything to please the Yankees, the Limies and the Samies?

 Why should we save Barabas in preference to ourselves? Dear God please spare us the evil of the Liars, the Hypocrites and the Propaganda Machineries.

A Hornets’ Nest

21 December 2002

Long before the 9-11 attack on the US and George Bush and Tony Blair’s great conversion to human-rights and democracy advocates for the entire globe, I wrote an article called “Fast Forward to the Past”. Our web readers can find it on the list of my Kurdishmedia articles. In it I have depicted the behaviour of the Kurdish leaders, the regional powers and those who control the lives of all of us around the world. I have suggested that they are all attempting to return the clock back as far as the Kurdish cause is concerned, competing vigorously to take us back to previous failed attempts to recreate an Iraqi state which would remain vulnerable but which would serve the purposes of the omnipotent Anglo-Saxon hegemony.

The Kurdish leaders were at the time, just as they are doing now, advocating giving up the freedom they gained and hurried to Baghdad to hand back the keys to the great Kurdish prison, but, even with their wet kisses, Saddam wanted none of it and insisted  to go back to something far short of the March 1970 agreement. The West and in particular the US and Britain did not agree and appeared to favour a full return to the 1925 Royal Iraq which had been created to accommodate Sharif Hussein’s demands for a Kingdom for each of his sons. Turkey on the other hand wanted the area to go back under its rule claiming to have inherited the mantle from the Ottoman Empire. During the past few weeks we saw a conference held in London (after refusal by all European states) which has not even resolved these basic scenarios. In fact if anything the situation appears to be far more complex than before as a result of two suitors for the Iraqi crown, multiple opposition groups both inside and outside Iraq and free for all claims and counter claims of “dictatorial” Kurds with no notion of “democracy” trying to impose their will over the majority Arab people of Iraq as well as accusations of treason, anti-Arab conspiracies, disunity and disarray beyond Saddam’s most optimistic expectations

The Stupid Genie

When the last gulf war ended, the Kurds found the opportunity of their life. Some western friendly observers wrote, optimistically, that the Genie was now out of the bottle and it was not going to go back in, as the ancient story goes. At the time I wrote that people who had heard the story had forgotten a very important and vital part of it. After the Genie gets out, it starts to frighten the little boy who found the bottle. To return it back to the bottle, he tries a trick by challenging the big and powerful Genie to go back into the bottle to prove that it had actually come out of it. Foolishly, the Genie obliges and gets back into the small bottle whereupon the boy promptly puts the cork back and becomes the master and starts using the Genie for his pleasure.  

Kurds, everywhere, are being told that they have to go back “into the Iraqi bottle” to prove they are not separatists because they are frightening the poor helpless Turks and Arabs. They are told that in this way they will get whatever freedom and democracy the people deserve. Those who claim to represent the Kurds are two groups who do not possess one iota of legitimacy since no one apart from their own circle of supporters have voted for them in party conferences. Messrs Massoud Barzani and Jalal Talabani are not members of any elected parliament. Each party has appointed its own members as ministers and pretend to be the Kurdistan Regional Government. Each have sent one of their number to the UK and call him the KRG Representative but neither of them would deal with anyone who does not fully support them or adhere to their policies and therefore they do not deserve the label they have given themselves. But each representative carries out his party “activities” as The KRG Representative. Parties such as these do not and cannot be the catalyst for the establishment of democracy and peace because democracy is a way of life and a system and not just a label or name you pin on your lapel.

Reluctant Partnership

The US and Britain are so despised in Iraq and the Arab and Islamic world that today they find no one more effective than the two Kurdish leaders to use them to implement their policies in the Middle East. They are not doing so because the two Kurdish warlords are models of democracy and liberalism but because they would do as they are told since they have lost all their credentials as leaders and protectors of a nation such as the Kurds. Despite that all these two and their three other unrepresentative partners (the sixth separated and left) managed to gather was a mishmash of disparate and conflict-ridden groups and individuals some of whom would rather see the others dead than friend. But the pickings are rich and the opportunists and hypocrites had a field day, getting what little publicity and prominence they got as a result of the press and media searching for legitimate and proper representatives of the Iraqi people. Thankfully the Kurds were not represented as a Nation and they should remember this in the future.

There are many thousands of Kurds who have had it up to their nostrils with Genocide, murder, oppression and false “brotherhood”. They are also absolutely ashamed of and condemn the way their wishes and patriotism for their homeland has been debased and soiled by those who claim to speak in their name for the sake of clan or group gains and advantages. I am therefore convinced that the silent majority whose voice has been hijacked and sidestepped by the KDP and PUK, will never accept any deals signed by such organisations. In 1991 it was the people who brought these opportunist people back from exile and neglect, still thinking they might have some Kurdish pedigree or patriotism but soon they found out that they made a big mistake. Ever since the 1992 “election” the southern section of the nation has been isolated and the two parties, milking all the resources, have also replaced them as the brain, conscience and integrity of the whole Kurdish nation without going back to them through any proper elections. For the past six years, i.e. after their rubberstamp parliament became under the control of just one of the parties and lost all legitimacy and recognition by the people, they have refused to hold further elections while both have continuously been unashamedly claiming that they have a mandate from a legitimate Kurdish Parliament.

The Gang of Six reduced to the Gang of Five

However, for the past two weeks activists from both the KDP and the PUK have been busy trying to avert the threat of all the hornets they released with their leaders sponsoring the so called Iraqi Opposition Conference. The conference was told they must produce some final declaration no matter what or risk losing their places in any future Iraqi Government and all the highly-paid posts, privileges and riches their mouths have been salivating over for decades. The Queen Hornet (Saddam and his large Ba’ath party and machinery) are still in Baghdad and the West may still strike a deal with him or some other suitable Ba’athist. Perhaps even with those Sunnis the Kurds and their Shi’a partners in London prevented from attending or did not invite.

But you may ask why did the Kurds and their Shi’a partners not invite many personalities and groups? The short answer is they are not used to working with anyone who may differ from them in his thinking or analysis. During the past twelve years they have used a shield of ignoramus party apparatchiks to keep any intellectual, scientist or technologist who does not share their vision of a future Kurdistan well away from the country. Their second policy of starving the country of freedom, decent living conditions of healthcare, standard life amenities and liberty, leaving the majority of the necessary and required development, the building of industrial, economic and general infrastructures as they are, has led to tens of thousands of the illiterate and educated young to abandon their country in search of their basic living.

The Shameful Record

I cannot remember a period in my childhood or youth when more than a small percentage of young eighteen year olds were totally illiterate in Kurdistan. Today however we see tens of thousands of young Kurds who come to the west completely illiterate and unable to even sign their social security forms.

This dual policy of keeping away the educated and the elite, and driving them out of the country is nothing short of deliberate and is in full conformity with Saddam and Turkey’s policy of keeping Kurdistan on the breadline, illiterate, backward and incapable of surviving without their magnanimous handouts or intervention.

A writer on Kurdishmedia has recently written claiming that the attendees of the by now widely discredited conference represented the vast majority of opposition opinion. I should like to remind him and our readers that such a claim is far less credible than that of Saddam’s 100% referendum of allegiance to the great leader. At least he has been controlling Iraqi opinion for 34 years and not afraid of submitting himself as a candidate for election to the post of President while the two Kurdish party leaders have not once dared hold such a referendum for the 12 years of their control of south Kurdistan. Both the Baghdad administration and the Kurdish ones claim to be democratic with a parliament behind them. At least, the Saddam regime conducts its elections on a regular basis and not once in a lifetime, as the Kurds have done and now claim eternal legitimacy. Just as in Baghdad, party leaders are eternal and divine and no one should ever dare criticise any of them.

In a programme on the ANN, a “representative” of one of the parties with a history of divisive action among the Kurds was preaching the virtues of a united “Iraq”, claiming it to be consisting of a “mosaic” of nations, races, religious sects and pluralistic politics. He spoke at length of how the opposition groups, his party, its twin sister, and the rest of the six (now five) were going to bring all of the colours of the rainbow back to Iraq in a peaceful and democratic way. The “Federal Solution”, he nearly lost his voice pleading, was open to discussion and modification. There has been hardly any mention of the great “Federal Constitution” anymore. It seems we now must wait for the entire Iraqi people to give the Kurds the right to a federal state in a referendum. Fat chance!

Back to the Bargain – Federal Constitution? What Federal Constitution?

“Federalism” was by no means a must or a final solution, he cried, at the top of his boisterous voice, in an attempt to reassure his Arab audience who nevertheless have consistently accused the Kurds of a blatant attempt to choke the voice of the Iraqi Arab people. I remembered at once this “representative’s” attacks, in 1996 and until recently, on anyone who at the time of the fighting between his party and the other one, would not condemn or castigate the other party; their “enemy”. He would not be satisfied if you simply decided to be neutral. I also remembered the very childish way he shunned and stopped speaking with anyone who disagreed with his patronising, jingoistic and offensive attitudes. 

Iraq, many of his co-conspirators stressed, is an Arab country and part of the greater Arab nation. Any talk of race, national minorities, religion or sects goes against that basic fact. Everyone should simply accept that Iraq is an Arab country whose religion is Islam. The real voices of the Arab nation were missing, Mr Hasan Al-Alawi, ex-Ba’athist, friend of Saddam and prominent opposition member, today, complained on ANN. He also said that the word “Arab” had only occurred once in the 2000-word conferences declaration (the “recognised internationally binding contract”) while the word Kurdish had been mentioned several times. An Assyrian who had not seen the “Resolution”, termed “Contract” by Mr Kamal Barzinjy, also faxed in complaining that there was no mention of the word “Assyrian” but he was immediately told that the declaration had actually mentioned them. An Ezidi or Yezidi sent an email demanding that they too should have been included and was duly assured that they had been, too.  Mr Al-Alawai described the conference as a “soviet-style conference” sponsored by the Americans. Another Islamic party leader said he had not been invited because there were only five doors open and they each had a bouncer working for one of the five Politicians preventing “undesirables” from entering.

Perhaps if the conference was to copy and establish western-style systems they should have invited Iraqi Gays and Lesbians to the conference too. Why not, when western liberalism means liberty for all and equality under the law?

But it is quite well known that even in the conference itself there were some chaotic scenes and very aggressive views expressed against Kurdish aspirations and “nationalism” calling them separatist and anti the interests of the Arab nation. The Kurds who nearly abandoned the conference were persuaded to return only to be made to accept greater sacrifices while the even mildly moderate nationalist groups simply walked out accusing them and one or two of their Arab colleagues of dictatorial manipulation, favouritism, nepotism, isolationism and undemocratic  hegemony over the conference. Obviously, the Kurdish leaders who have been practicing those policies on their own nation thought they could cow the Iraqis in the same way they have done their own people but the Arabs are far more sophisticated, active and experienced than to be duped by the likes of the KDP and PUK.

Mr Barzinjy who has offered some rather unsound analysis, after the fact, to justify forced steps by the Kurdish “leaders”, into their role of Iraq’s saviours by the Americans, fails to see that even Saddam can fill dozens of hotel lobbies with thousands of people all chanting with one voice that he is the greatest leader since the prophet Mohammad. Would that make him so, or make international law justify his actions or any agreements they sign in his divine presence? Would the existence of a “declaration” or “resolution” or “declaration” make it international law? I very much doubt it.

International law as the name implies is “international” because it concerns those regarded as nations but with an even narrower definition as states. As everyone knows, it literally means the Law “between nations”. For decades I and people like myself have been calling for our case to be made international by asking and demanding for our legitimate Right to Self-Determination as a bona-fide nation, through international Law Firms but the very people Mr Barzinjy is now trying to turn into great international Statesmen were vehemently against any such efforts and working tirelessly to do the exact opposite by constantly denouncing the right of the Kurds to self-determination and claiming that they want nothing more than the right to be good Iraqi citizens. The Kurdish leadership, knowing full well that International Law could get full and substantial compensation for the victims and families of Halabja and Anfal refused to pursue that avenue even though I found them the means and tools to do so at no cost to themselves or the nation. And as I have stated above they claim that they are democratically elected and because of that they represent the Kurdish nation its interests and long term aspirations. Therefore if Mr Barzinjy is interested in the application of international law I would encourage him to turn his entire attention to those among us who have put all the obstacles in front of its application for demanding Kurdish rights as well as for seeking justice and compensation for the hundreds of thousands of Kurdish victims of Iraqi and Turkish atrocities.

I further recommend that he tries to concentrate his attention on the sections of the law which deal with “liberation” and the right to self-determination rather than look for non-existent legislation to support what a few individuals and parties have declared as their intentions concerning sharing the loot after the pounding of Iraq and replacement of Saddam with some other Arab leader.

On another ANN programme we witnessed a rather amusing royal battle of words between the supporters of His Royal Highness Prince Ali bnil Hussein and His equally Royal Highness Prince Ra’ad bin Zaid, the likes of which we have never witnessed on live TV before. Supporters of the latter were presenting the viewers with an insight into the ins and outs of the old Mecca Royals and how hunger for power and majesty has not died out and is still motivating them to reclaim their prize for helping the British overpower and kick out the dying corpses of the Ottoman Empire at the beginning of the twentieth century. Soon we heard from the accused. A spokesman for His Royal Highness Prince Ali angrily “refuted” the claims by His Royal Highness Prince Ra’ad’s supporters who recited nineteenth century history as they knew it to prove their case. Prince Ra’ad may speak Iraqi Arabic they said but his wife is Swedish, so there! And so the conference woke the sleeping lions up to reclaim the carcass.

The Kurdish parties who have been claiming democratic legitimacy have been squandering the Kurdish nation’s assets, finances and future prospects and even their sacred right to self-determination without anyone standing up-to them. In any democracy the most important aspect of political life is the rule of the people and that has been quite clearly absent. The main instrument for accession to power in a democratic society is the election process. Take that away and you are left with dictatorship. In South Kurdistan, a far from proper system of voting was used a year after the uprising to conduct a peculiar and unusual “election” which resulted in a 51-49 result in favour of the KDP. However, the PUK rejected that result and refused to accept what might have been regarded as the people’s verdict. That was anti-democratic act number 1. The KDP, in its “wisdom” also decided to reject the will of the people and instead accepted equal shares and the establishment of the infamous 50-50 system which culminated in the civil war. That was anti-democratic action number 2.

And ten years after that farce and a civil war later, the “parliament” building and a large area of south Kurdistan was controlled by the KDP, reducing for six years the PUK share of government to less than a third when there should have been at least a 49-51 representation for the PUK. Added to that is the fact that the greatest proportion of the state revenues are in their hands of the KDP. That is anti-democratic action number 3. Ant trait of both administrations has been the fact that they do not have  the slightest worry about bargaining, and gambling with the people’s assets and rights but would be terrified of making even the slightest murmur against any of the surrounding states no matter what they did. And if and when they do they put their foot in it and cause untold damage often for a worthless aim.

Give back power to the people

But worst of all is the fact that the people, whose voice has been completely hijacked and silenced, have not been given any opportunity to exercise their legitimate rights to vote all that time notwithstanding the fact that the “parliament” is for all intents and purposes non-existent. And even though everyone has been asking for new and proper elections the two administrations have been totally against the idea and have dragged their feet for nearly a decade without making any real effort to satisfy the will of the people or the requirements of democracy. These are then the practices of two quite inadequate administrations who have presided over the biggest exodus of Kurdish talent and youth ever and the squandering of Kurdistan’s greatest political opportunity.

On every level and by all the principles of democratic systems, the Kurdish administrations cannot be regarded as legitimate or democratic. The uneasy relationship between their party administrations and the subdued and politically lethargic people who are voting with their feet aided by smuggling agents, leaving the country can by no means be regarded as a democratic condition. The nation has been demoralised to such an extent that they have become totally apathetic.

Yet it is the confident spokesmen of both of these parties who have the gall to boast about the “democratic experiment” and about how democratic and free a society they have created that everyone in the world should copy and adopt. How then can the Arabs, or anyone they sign a “contract” with, trust them? The Kurdish people should not be deceived by these opportunistic, power-hungry groups, especially the “Kurdish” ones. History will prove that Iraq will be heading for a terrible future but we Kurds will be the worst off if they follow any plan designed by those two. I do not believe for one moment that any deal made by these people will be accepted. The KDP has already abandoned their “great” constitution with all its National Assembly, Federal Assemblies and farcical articles which only a few weeks ago they were hoping would be the basis for a new Iraq. Now we know that all they are hoping for is that in a referendum by the entire 23 million “Iraqis” the Arab population will feel a little remorse or sympathy for their “brother” Kurds and allow them to have a few ministers in a central Iraqi government and we will start all over again at the year 1925.

One last piece of advice; do not hold out any hopes for Tony Blair underwriting any deals made among “free” Iraqis. The British Lion is not about to change its “spots”. Ever since the gulf war, a British Prime Minister has met the KDP and PUK leaders twice. Once after the Gulf War because they had to instruct them to go back and play the part of policemen to prevent any possibility of the Kurdish people taking matters into their own hands and declare independence, thus breaking their beloved creation into two. And the other time was this week when they needed to instruct them on what do once the attack on Iraq becomes a reality. We Kurds should not read anything of significance into this event for even the British media all but ignored it. The people brought the exiled leaders back after the uprising when the KDP and PUK were no where to be seen having fled to Iran and Europe. The people gave them power and trusted them. They have betrayed the people’s trust and we should now declare our complete displeasure by withdrawing all support from them for they are not worthy of that trust.

Iraq’s Savior

 December 15, 2002

 Last summer I went to see Mr. Barham Salih, the Slêmanî Prime Minister and as we shook hands I said “I am glad those evil terrorists did not harm you” whereupon he looked at me with great surprise and said: “Really?” I said: “Of course, our differences of opinion does not mean my wishing you harm”.

 In a recent article for the “Washington Post”, republished on Kurdishmedia, Mr Salih has made some nicely worded but controversial statements. Furthermore, they are not consistent or logical. The government which he represents has shared power with the KDP for 11 years, but behaved in a way which has been autocratic, very much tribal and partisan and their conduct has been quite different from their slogans and utterances except for their consistent degradation of the rights of the entire Kurdish nation, and their total agreement to help the enemies of the Kurds such as the States which have been oppressing our people for decades. In that department they have indeed consistently served their masters and not their people.

I should like to remind our readers that both leaderships have had several deals with Saddam and I am certain still have warm ties with his regime in secret. In 1991, both leaders kissed Saddam on both cheeks, perhaps once for Halabja and the second time for the Anfal campaign.

Coming from a stable of violent partisanship with no background in democracy, such as the PUK and KDP, but having studied or lived in the West, Salih and others like him in both administrations boast of “democratic” values, the adoption of a multi-party system, freedom of speech and many such concepts they picked up in the west where they had been unknown and ignored for decades by the Western Media and Administrations, before the gulf war, it seems they could not fully understand those concepts but merely brandished them while practicing a completely different system.

For example, whereas in his latest article, prompted by an article published by his rival Sami Abdul Rahman of the KDP, Salih praises George Bush for: “abandoning reliance on unaccountable and repressive elites for a false notion of stability in the Middle East”. One must assume that he is proud of his own record as an Accountable Prime Minister, in a pluralist, democratic “north of Iraq”, which they have settled for. The truth is neither administration has a right to claim “accountability” on the basis of their records. The reasons are:

 

1                    The 1992 election results were far from being a proper representation of Kurdish opinion because they were not based on any proper census or election procedure

2                    Even so they abandoned the results and produced a system where the wishes of the “electorate” were ignored

3                    They produced nothing of any value for the people apart from more misery and fratricide and soon started fighting which resulted in one of them taking control of more than two thirds of the region including the parliament building and its inhabitants

4                    Both administrations (parties) claim to be the Kurdistan Regional Government and the members are simply appointed whenever one emigrates to the West or dies or gets killed

5                    The members are not accountable to anyone because their “sell-by-date” has long since expired and for several years they were divided into several portions with no power at all

6                    The members do not have any specific constituency and no citizen has any idea as to who represents his interests. In short, what they call parliament is nothing more than a tea-house for chatting and playing parliamentarian games without the slightest resemblance to any standard known parliament. In other words they are a parliament by name only

7                    The Kurds under the rule of these two tribal administrations are completely apathetic and are completely engrossed in trying to satisfy the most basic needs. Their leaderships have so engrained the idea that they are powerless, or simply following US, British or Turkish orders, that the average person sees no point at all in demanding better conditions, expecting normal dignified life or expending any efforts to better his surroundings and country. Whenever anybody points to a problem or one of the myriad of deficiencies, or suggests an improvement the “KRG” will immediately launch into all sorts of frightening stories about how the US the Turks or Iraqis would bomb us, strangle us and kill us and so on.

With a population so subdued and demoralized the two leaderships have been quietly milking all the financial, material resources and assets of the nation. After all if you object, “Dark Vader” is just round the corner and he will come and eat you up or put you in a melting pot full of chemicals.

Mr Salih as well as his KDP opposite numbers nevertheless brought the whole world down upon our heads when they fought over some land or shops or whatever (no one rightly knows). They created the biggest crevice among the Kurds, east, west, north and south causing the death of thousands of young people in the process. They have been and are working to make the division of Kurdistan permanent and to impose a de-facto second or third-class citizenship upon the entire Kurdish nation.

Today I heard Jalal Talabani, Salih’s boss and Guru stating that to make a success out of the Iraqi Opposition Conference “We are prepared to make great sacrifices”. That he is prepared to make sacrifices is true but those he usually sacrifices are the young and gullible Kurds who have no means of income other than the meager salaries he pays them to serve in his small army of protectors and bodyguards and the oppressed nation whom he has sold on many occasions just as his opposite number has decided to do lately.

“The most important things to us are the posts of President of the republic (so the next King and current prince Sharif Bin Ali will be appointed as “President”?), the Prime Minister and the Speaker of Parliament. One of those must be Kurdish!” He said rubbing his hands with glee. “And of course a few ministers as well”, he quickly added.

The two Kurdish tribal organizations have had twelve years to make something out of a small part of Kurdistan with guaranteed security and a huge income from the Oil-for-Food programme, and a totally pacified population but the outcome has been hardly anything worth mentioning for the people.

During their internal fights they killed more Kurds in battle than they had ever killed of the Iraqi army. And now that they have filled their pockets they can smell riches beyond their wildest dreams as Ministers in a corrupt, western-inspired government. Therefore it is, once again, time to bargain with the blood of the nation. Mr Salih states: “…fundamental political change in Iraq and by building on the democratic experiment that has taken root in Iraqi Kurdistan”. Unfortunately for him he will not find the Iraqi population so naïve or pacified that they would accept the Kurdish so called, ”democratic experiment”, in Baghdad. Most of the Kurdish “ministers” and “prime ministers” would find it hard to last long, even as middle managers, adopting the same sort of attitudes and practices there as they have done in Kurdistan.

Mr Salih then goes on to completely ignore the facts of the matter and claims that:  “The reason for the cycle of instability and violence is that the British-created state of Iraq was based almost exclusively on the Sunni Arab minority”. With this simplistic statement he attributes the entire problem of instability in Iraq to just one thing: The British basing the creation of Iraq on the Sunni Arab minority. This demonstrates a lack of judgment and ignorance of the real historical facts. Had Mr Salih been interested in the truth and refrained from making propaganda for their unbelievable deception, an art which, he and his party as well as their opposite numbers on the KDP, have used and perfected against their people, he would not have made such a statement. The British did not choose the Sunnis to run Iraq but it was the other way round. By that I mean it was the British who were approached by the Sunni Sharif Hussein of Mecca to sign up and assist them to fight the remnants of the Ottomans.

And as part of the rewards the British agreed to create States and appoint Hussein’s sons in power in those states as local monarchs. A descendent of whom, one Sharif Ali bnil Hussein is, as I right,  being groomed to be placed on Iraq’s new throne, with Mr Salih’s full support and blessing. At first Faisal the First was rejected by the Syrians and he was transferred to the newly created Iraq from the newly created Syria and Prince Abdullah was appointed as King of Jordan. The Shi’a as well as the Sunnis were involved in these processes right through and were given important posts and had a great deal of influence in Iraq until the Ba’ath came to power. Many of the important ministerial and other posts were given to the Shi’a and indeed several such posts were given to the Kurds too.

Furthermore, the British made sure that with Iraq’s application to join the League of Nations, assurances were given by the “Democratic” “Pluralist” Government of the time that they would give special consideration to Kurdish national and cultural needs. Iraq was also made into three main Governorates, Mosul, Baghdad and Basra, each with a Governor wielding a lot of power with his own administration, funding, police and educational department as well as others. Each Governorate also had its own Municipal councils. There were two chambers just as in the U.K, and democratic freedoms way beyond that of any system in any other Arab country apart from Jordan. For a long time Iraq was divided into 14 Governorates and it remained so until the Kingdom was abolished and now of course we have 18. Mr Salih is therefore wrong to reason that Iraq was a centralized Sunni country which was the reason for instability.

What I am getting at is that despite the fact that the PUK and KDP are mistakenly talking about a future democratic Iraq, Iraq has in fact already been through this “innovative” new system and there is absolutely no guarantee that this time, after all the bloodshed, animosities and the brutalization caused by all that, things would be any better.

From this we also see that it was hardly the British who divided the Arab world but rather it was this business of “a State for each of my sons” which, led to the creation of several states more than were in existence, already.  As it turned out, the existence of so many states has given the Arabs a very powerful voice in the UN and in many other international organizations. They have recently woken up to the potential of having all those voices and votes and are using them rather effectively.

But if you wish to have more proof of Salih's misunderstanding of history and its lessons, then look at the following statement:

“At the 1921 Cairo Conference that annexed the Kurdish north to the Sunni Arab center and Shiite Arab south of the country, …”

Note first of all the use of the words “Kurdish north”. Mr Salih could only be referring to the north of Iraq. But if Kurdistan was already the “north of Iraq” how could and why would the 1921 Cairo Conference” annex it to the Sunni centre, etc…?” And if it was annexed to the “South of the country” then what is the problem? Surely North of one country should always be linked to its centre and south, shouldn’t it?

He states further: “Winston Churchill warned that Iraq would be governed by violence. He wrote that a future Arab ruler "with the power of an Arab army behind him . . . would ignore Kurdish sentiment and oppress the Kurdish minority." So, Mr Salih believes that Winston Churchill was right to predict the above event. But since Churchill was generalizing about the Arab Ruler and could not have been aware of what Saddam was going to do in the distant future he must have been laying down a general principle which is this: “future Arab ruler "with the power of an Arab army behind him . . . would ignore Kurdish sentiment and oppress the Kurdish minority”. But Salih is at the forefronts of accepting that an Arab Ruler, should “with the power of an Arab army behind him” govern Iraq. One such ruler could be Sharif Ali bnil Hussein or Ra’ad bin Zaid or Ahmad Challabi, or, or,... and so on. And since the Army of Iraq would also be 80% Arab and therefore Arab for all intents and purposes Churchill’s assertion is a sure prophesy. So does Salih realize what he is leading the Kurds into once again or is he simply showing off the width and depth of his historic knowledge?

But the next statement tries to lead us to think that Kurdistan has been turned into a technological and scientific haven for talented Kurds who are putting their talents to good use because they have an abundance of opportunity. The impression is that Kurdistan is a hive of activity to build and develop the living conditions.

He states: “As the Kurds have shown, Iraqis can put their talents to good use if given the opportunity

If anything, the KRGs of Erbil and Slêmanî have choked all Kurdish talent except that which specializes in praising, serving and making tea for the leadership. I would like to refer my readers to my last few articles in which I have listed the deceptive nature of the KRGs “achievements”, particularly in the field of healthcare, development and the use of talent.

The boasting nature of our two “prime ministers” and their even less useful henchmen has no bounds. They do not even begin to understand what “development” and “reconstruction” means. The most they consider as development is building a few hotels for their many expensive guests or adorning the roads to their leaders millionaire mansions and headquarters at Sallaheddin and Qallachwalan with flowers or treas. Salih states: “For decades Iraqi Kurdistan was Iraq’s least-developed region, both socially and economically, and it was deliberately under-funded by Baghdad. Yet since the end of the Gulf War, Kurds have embarked on economic renewal and democratization from the most unfavorable of starting points”. In fact Kurdistan is much more backward today as a result of the lack of industry, proper advanced education, proper jobs, medical healthcare and the general everyday life conditions. The rebuilding of ruined houses and villages can only bring you back to the status-quo ante and cannot be considered as advances or development. But even in the field of electric power, gas services, housing, employment and sanitation, things are still far worse than they were before 1990. The difference is that today our conditions are so bad even with $7billion dollars in the bank.

Firstly, the Oil for Food programme and the protection afforded by the West for the Kurdish protectorate can hardly be called a “most unfavorable of starting points”. Secondly, the “economic renewal” which Salih is talking about has not even started except for people who are getting richer by the day such as the political elite like Mr Salih himself who have put on their own shoulders the responsibility of thinking on behalf of the entire nation. The leadership as I have said before, have indeed enjoyed gigantic leaps of personal fortune and financial rewards. The great masses of our young, however, are not using their talent or potential to serve the nation, thanks to the “rosy” conditions our “leaders” have provided them but instead are arriving in the West to become the fourth class of British and Western societies. The talented among them will succeed but no thanks to the behaviour of our KRGs. If they succeed it is only because they can really enjoy opportunities and freedom of choice in the West.

But if only the Kurds just lie down on their backs and let everyone walk over their bellies, and stop that nasty, awful “nationalism”, spit, spit, the neighbours would open their borders and arms and hold us to their bosom and Mr Salih would be able to get even more lovable in their eyes. However since he and the other Prime Minister have been such “extreme nationalists”, calling for a federal State, “Our neighbors, wary of Kurdish nationalism, closed our borders, imposing a crippling embargo”

Mr Salih gives a glowing account of the great media glut the KRGs have introduced into Kurdistan and boasts about rebuilding 4000 villages. Unfortunately for him many of us have not seen such a large number of villages rebuilt. The displaced people of Kirkuk (The Quds “Jerusalem” of Kurdistan as the PUK likes to call it or the heart of Kurdistan as the KDP likes to call it) are still homeless and have no proper work or income. They suffer extreme poverty and survive with the greatest difficulty before the very eyes of Mr Salih and the UN specialized agencies. All this at a time when the UN admits the existence of over $7billion in French banks ready to be used to rebuild Kurdistan. The PUK and KDP administrations were not even aware of the proper figures for the Oil-for-Food programme when I gave them my report. Yet Salih, taking credit for everything they have done as well as for a lot they have had no hand in, says:

 “Against these odds, we have revived Iraqi Kurdistan”. It is rather odd that the thousands of the population of Kurdistan who had never thought of emigrating from a “dead” Kurdistan under a tyrant such as Saddam, throughout his reign, but the moment Mr Salih and Mr Nechirvan started “reviving” the country you will not find one young man who is not contemplating leaving Kurdistan at the earliest available opportunity.

Even after the recent accord signed by the chiefs of the two parties, people are still coming in their thousands to Britain claiming oppression by Saddam, by one or both of those parties or running away from Arabization, being press-ganged into armies and militias to fight fot Palestine, the "great" leader or other Arab causes. Not one of them has sought to escape to Mr Salih and Mr Nechirvan's paradise instead of heading to Europe  We have read on Kurdishmedia about Kurdish journalists in the Diaspora being sentenced in Kurdistan for saying things one or the other of those administrations do not wish the people or the international community to know or hear about. They have been sentenced using old Saddamic laws still in effect in Kurdistan by our great westernized freedom-loving saviors.

But Mr Salih disagrees with the above. He states: “Protected by U.S. and British air power, we have created an environment of freedom unique in Iraqi history, in which Kurds, Turkomens, Assyrian Christians and Arabs enjoy cultural and political rights. My home city of Sulaimani alone has more than 130 media outlets, including 13 TV stations and dozens of newspapers -- as well as unrestricted access to the Internet and satellite TV”.

“Building freedom has not been easy. Conflict between the two major Kurdish parties stalled democratization and cost many innocent lives

Let us appeal to Mr Salih to tell us why there would be such armed conflict between such freedom and democracy-loving political elite” in an “environment of freedom unique in Iraqi history?” and over what did they fight, costing many innocent lives?

The process of transition toward more accountable democratic institutions is hindered by resistance from traditional power structures and the threat of interference from our neighbors”, says Mr Salih. That then is the reason they fought such bloody battles and not over local power or the revenues from Ibrahim Khalil. But what are those “power structures” and why would our loveable non-nationalistic neighbours threaten democracy and federalism?  And if they do, did we forsake independence needlessly and for nothing?

But such questions and discrepancies do not stop Mr Salih from some more self-glorifying congratulations. Listen to this: “But despite this, Iraqi Kurdistan is a rare and bright spot of freedom in the Islamic Middle East -- and offers the potential for more”.

And here is a masterpiece of analytical thinking: In a desperate attempt to find reasons for “forsaking the dream of independence” Mr Salih cites the following:

“The hard task of reconstruction has taught us to forsake the dream of an independent Kurdistan”.

It is impossible to imagine that the task of reconstruction of one’s country would teach anyone to forsake the dream of independence of his oppressed and decimated homeland. At any rate, to my knowledge Mr Salih has never needed any reasons to forsake such dreams because he has never had them and has always advocated seeking “United Iraq”. He has always stated that he is an Iraqi first and talking of Kurdistan is extremism, even as far back as 1988 when I first met him. Reconstruction it seems consists of building some rather basic housing and schools and halfhearted attempts at establishing two universities. One must contrast these with the posh hotels and palatial buildings they have constructed for themselves.

“When Kurdish self-government began back in 1991, many believed it would lead to the dismemberment of Iraq. Instead, self-government taught the Kurds, especially their political elite, the severe limitations of nationalism”.

I do not know what audience Mr Salih is trying to address with such statements but he has published his article in the Washington Post and they have obliged. In this statement Salih is telling us that Self-government was expected by some to lead to the dismemberment of Iraq. So far so good! He then implies that this would be a bad thing. Then he suggests that the Political Elite (meaning people like him) was taught by “self-government” the “limitations of nationalism”. How Mr Salih can link self-government with learning that nationalism is limited is anyone’s guess but doesn’t it sound clever? All the time Mr Salih is giving us lessons about the evil of Kurdish aspirations of freedom, calling then “extremism”, “nationalism” or “separatism”. To him the Kurds would be practicing “nationalism” if they thought they, like hundreds of other nations, should seek independence. Instead they should realize that the elite have already thought about it and found it to be having strict limitations. Therefore if they have not already done so then they should forsake all dreams of it for ever.

“While most Kurds cherish their legitimate right to self-determination, they recognize that economic rehabilitation, education for their children and basic health care require political moderation. Independence might give us a Kurdish postage stamp, but it would mean a dire future as an isolated, shunned statelet in a landlocked corner of the Middle East”. So even with independence, Kurdistan will still be a Statelet (not a state) and it would be shunned and isolated, even though it would naturally be a member of the UN. I would like to challenge Mr Salih to name me one isolated, shunned landlocked independent state?  I also challenge him to name one which has only managed to produce a postage stamp. Even Independent North Korea is not completely isolated or shunned while Iraq which is not landlocked is not isolated completely but has blockaded ports.

And when 40 million Kurds who have harmed no one cherish their right to self-determination, are isolated and shunned, Mr Salih attributes that to their “nationalism” and not to that of those who isolate and shun them, and that is, therefore, the root cause and it is best that they forsake the dream”.

And here is the alternative: “The Kurds can for the first time be full Iraqi citizens, catalysts for democratic transformation”. Just in what way were they not full Iraqi citizens during the Kingdom or before the KDP started to entice them into revolting for the dream of independence Mr Salih does not tell us. And if as he tells us Iraq was ruled by a minority Sunni government and the Shi’a consisting of more than 60% of the population were oppressed before the Gulf Wars then why did they not, like the Kurds, rise up in arms and usurp power? The fact is the Shi’a became undesirable only as a result of the Iran-Iraq war and not before. The Kurds, likewise only became undesirable because the KDP and later the PUK enticed them to revolt dangling the “impossible dream” before them and telling them that they should sacrifice their lives for the noble cause. Then, they were not lectured by the elite to tell them of the limitations of nationalism. Now that the leaders have tasted the riches and power, they want the nation to forsake all their rights and become catalysts for good Iraqi citizenship.  

“Most Iraqi opposition movements have endorsed a vision of a federal democratic Iraq. Federalism is vital. Devolving political and economic power, sharing Iraq’s vast potential fairly among its people, will preclude the possibility of another centralized tyranny gripping the Iraqi state and its oil revenues”. Once again, Mr Salih makes unintelligible statements. Why is federalism vital, when it does not solve the question of proportionality? How can he for example assert that sharing Iraq’s vast potential fairly among its people, will preclude the possibility of another centralized tyranny gripping the Iraqi state and its oil revenues? We had the vivid example of Yugoslavia where a federal state existed far more advanced than any the group of people meeting this weekend in London will ever manage, and yet we saw what happened. Then there is the example of the Soviet Union, India with Kashmir and the atrocities being perpetrated between Muslims, Hindu and Sikh. All three examples prove Mr Salih is the one dreaming.

”For too long the Kurds have been seen as a threat to Iraq’s unity. Yet now we Kurds are championing a federal, pluralist democratic Iraq that cannot again brutalize its citizens and threaten its neighbors”.

Mr Salih is the Prime Minister of a part of a US and British protectorate. He of all people should know that the Turks, Arabs and Persians have not only been the threat to Kurdistan but actively attacking her and her people. What other Prime Minister of what other nation has ever uttered words like those of our “Prime Minister”? Every time Mr Salih, his big boss or those on the other side have spoken they have shown concern for and defended the enemies of the Kurds. The article Mr Salih has published in the Washington Post is ample proof of this fact and a concentrated attack on his own people’s legitimate rights. It is an admission of complete and utter failure by someone who is supposed to put his nation and homeland first but has always worked against the aspirations of his people. It is a leaflet advertising the sale of his own nation and homeland and an appeal for their tormentors and oppressors to buy.

His final conclusions is further proof that all he is concerned about is to save his beloved Iraqi state and damn the consequences.

“The final irony may be that the Kurds, the perennial victims of the Iraqi state, will turn out to be its savior”. The Kurds are indeed unfortunate to have such leaders.

The Greatest Losers on Earth

 15th. December 2002

 The Kurds will be the greatest losers in a regime change in Iraq said the British Channel 4 Newscaster.

 For years I have advised the Kurdish “leaders” on the pages of Kurdishmedia and in person, to concentrate all efforts on strengthening the current De-facto Kurdish state and to do nothing that might lead to return us back to being an appendage of some other nation but my calls have fallen on deaf ears. I have called for coexistence among the two Kurdish parties, rather than a merger into one monolith, which contains the seeds of its own destruction. I advocated reaching out to the Kurdish people and investing in our youth, our intellectuals, scientists and technologists; concentrating on solving our everyday and chronic problems and the establishment of a proper industrial infrastructure. I have always encouraged the establishment of strong and well-developed diplomatic ties with the outside world, paying great attention to evolving the KRG representations into “embassies” in all but name. In short, I have argued that: We have a golden opportunity to prove to the world that we are a nation and we should invest all our efforts into doing so.

 We are in no way obliged to get involved in the US and British plans for Iraq unless we receive solid written assurances from them for achieving a better state of affairs for our oppressed nation than we currently have. Time after time I argued that the possibility of success of any re-linkage into any form of Iraq being a solution to our predicament is minute stating that in the absence of a fully recognised Kurdish State, we do, at present, actually have the best possible solution. We should therefore maintain and strengthen it by redoubling our efforts to make it permanent. But our inexperienced and incompetent leaders did not listen and will not listen because they are deaf and blind to the people’s needs and concerns, think they are beneath them and take them completely for granted. Their psychological makeup is designed to worship the non-Kurd and trust only the foreigner.

 After a great deal of pressure from the people which they totally ignored for several years, it was only when the Americans put their foot down that the Kurdish leaders managed to agree “friendship protocols” between them, but have in the past taken, and continue to take the entire nation for granted. They are offering us a leadership, which is tribal and irrelevant. It is irrelevant because things could not be any worse without them when the country is run by the Arab-controlled UN agencies (working in Kurdistan) and when the area is protected by the American and British forces. The incompetence of the Kurdish administration is a great scandal. The fifteen or so ministries each party has set up within their patches are similar to “income-support” centres where employees and staff sign on, everyday, to receive their monthly “salaries”. At most they carry out a minimal role in the Oil-for-Food programme, which is that of suggestion-panels to submit requests, mostly lists of things to the UN agencies and the latter in turn decide which items they would or would not implement.

 Once the UN agencies decide they also slowly execute those relatively insignificant projects, using their own or external contractors they need to engage, most of whom, come from Turkey, Iraq or other Arab countries with the result that very little expertise is developed or kept in Kurdistan and hardly any infrastructure of any value remains behind after implementation. It is long known that the UN, in connivance with the Iraqis, will not allow any training or capacity development, deliberately to prevent the Kurds from learning any new skills or technologies or the ability to look after themselves, in case they succeed in managing their own affairs. Our Kurdish administrations know this because I as well as others have made sure they are fully aware of this evil policy. Nevertheless they have failed to take any appropriate action.

 The role of the political parties is therefore that of a police force to make sure the people do not take power or decide to take matters into their own hands. Naturally the West through the UN has been using a tiny proportion of the money from oil to feed the masses but that is the extent of it. Like grazing animals they have been keeping them alive for the next “market-day” and slaughter because without the means of defending themselves against external dangers, or withstanding any tight situation imposed upon them by external forces, the Kurds will immediately lose all protection as soon as the US and British planes leave Injerlik, their resistance will collapse and they become an easy prey for anyone.

 Our young people are sent to school or to useless “Universities” to graduate and then the nation will lose them to the queues of social security Britain and the West inventing any ridiculous story to ask for “Asylum”. That is why most young people are voting with their feet and leaving Kurdistan as soon as they are able to, saving themselves four or more boring years in the information, expertise and equipment-starved universities. They come here with unashamed stories of signing up as “Arabs”, Saddam’s Feddaiyin or AlQuds Army. A whole huge army of our young are seeking the Diaspora at any price just to escape from the hell our “Leaders” have created in our homeland, but Mr Sami Abdul Rahman still wants the “West” and everyone to believe, that he and his government, are doing so well that we should applaud their “great” achievements. The vast majority of the people do not believe them and the fact that the number of young people from the “Autonomous Kurdish Area” leaving the country is greatly increasing with time, instead of coming to an end is solid proof.

 In a recent lecture to KSMA members, a British surgeon recently back from a visit to Kurdistan said that when asked, 90% of the students of the college of medicine in Slêmanî University said they will emigrate to the west as soon as they completed their studies. One guy claimed he had only joined the medical college in order to go to Manchester, England and pursue his beloved sport of football. Such is the terrible conditions and demoralisation after twelve years of “freedom” that hardly anyone wants to remain in Kurdistan to serve her. Such is the capitulating apathy that our young cannot be bothered to even try to improve the situation for the people of Kurdistan while in the sixties and seventies many young men and women joined the “great” fight to become free and independent when Saddam was ruling all of south Kurdistan.

 Today these would-be intellectuals, technologists and scientists have been so demoralised, sidestepped and ignored that if they wanted to change matters, they would have to take to the mountains again and fight their own “Kurdish” leaders to impress upon them their disagreement with their policies, displeasure and opposition, and that is something they do not wish to do because they would be fighting their own flesh and blood. Thus the leaders of the two parties quite falsely claim that what they are trying to lumber the nation with is what everyone wants. I found very little faith in the leaderships of the two parties by the majority of people I met with in Kurdistan on both occasions I visited during the past two years. I found no one outside the small circle of party officials and their immediate subordinates who expressed any trust in them. At best they were apathetic, quite depressed and hopeless.

 And so with the lack of a real opposition and real freedom, people like Sami Abdul-Rahman can claim that all is rosy and wonderful and there would be no one to prove him wrong. Without any doubt, the money-grabbing “administrators” have developed their out great fortunes while the rest of the population only now, after twelve years have some electricity returned to them as Mr Rahman admits. Their incompetence has reached such proportions that they have agreed to allow the Iraqi authorities to build a large power-supply station in Dibis (under Iraqi control) paid for from the Kurdish portion of the Oil-for-Food programme to feed Kurdistan with electricity. However the station will become the property of the Iraqis and under their full control but paid for with Kurdish money. This of course will also deprive the Kurds of any training and expertise development but such damaging deals do not worry our leaders because they can fill their pockets with a little more cash in the wheeler-dealer contracts, which they will get a portion of. This is the sort of projects, which Mr Rahman is boasting about in his one and only article on Kurdishmedia.

 The two parties who suddenly found a free and independent De-Facto state dropped into their laps by pure chance, plenty of money and great opportunities which they have been thoroughly milking for themselves for the past twelve years, have decided to turn completely, 180 degrees, and start driving the nation back into bondage and slavery in the knowledge that the people will not rise against them, and since there is no other way with the press all being owned and run by those controlling them, there is simply no means of voicing one’s concerns or opposition to their plans.

 The pathetic group of Iraqi individuals after power and high positions in any future Iraqi government who sat with the Kurdish warlords in the London hall which they were allowed to use after the refusal of most European countries to grant them visas were not a match even for the participants on the Afghan Loya Jirga, who at least had some tribal support and never before worked for the Taliban or received large amounts of cash from them or played the role of Jash as most of this lot had been at one time or another. Nearly everyone of the so called “opposition” including the Kurds, have or have had one leg in Baghdad or Tehran or Ankara and another in Washington or London. They are constantly looking for a higher bid to grab and get out of the equation. In fact they have only become opposition pals as a result of their visits to these capitals and not as a result of any proper or effective opposition campaign or activity in Iraq.

 Everyone who has the interests of the Kurds at heart has reminded and would remind them of the criminally stupid mistakes of the distant Kurdish past, prominent among which would be the infamous deal made between Idris of Bitlis and the Ottoman Sultan, Salim the first who, having witnessed the strength of the Kurds in fighting Shah Ismail of Iran at Chaldiran, lured them and their 42 independent principalities into joining the empire and pretty soon he made sure that not one of them survived and thus he was able to make them part and parcel of the empire. To this day we have been suffering the consequences of his foul act while Idris the Cursed received his measly rewards.

 Some readers may wonder why I am so pessimistic and critical when two years ago I was encouraging my peers to go back to Kurdistan and serve under the current leadership. At the time I was facing a great deal of criticism for trusting in this leadership by people who could not forget their past behaviour or bury the hatchet.  My attitude was the result of an invitation to help by Nechirvan Barzani and my own desire to give them another chance to prove their genuine wish to serve the people. As a scientist I cannot accept anything without proof. So my strategy was to confront the KRG with the stark choice of allowing people like me to serve the nation as best we could or prove once and for all that they are not interested in anyone but themselves. Sadly they selected the second choice and proved everyone who has criticised them and condemned them, right. Therefore, I wish everyone who is not simply after his own enrichment, and is prepared to keep his mouth shut under all circumstances to think twice before trusting this KRG. It is now clear the only way to serve the people is via a regime change and proper freedom and liberty in Kurdistan.

 Today Massoud and Jalal are well on the way to selling Kurdistan again just after the great opportunity which presented itself to our nation for the first time in five centuries as if there is a nasty bug in their blood which they cannot bear and the only way for them to rest in peace is to hand their nation to the invaders and their lackeys. Since Idris of Bitlis and his infamous deal in 1514 every Kurd has been cursing him and very few have anytime for Sallaheddin either. History will inevitably treat today’s “Idris of Bitlis” in the same way for ever.

 On the BBC2 Newsnight programme, Jalal Talabani was quizzed about the Kurdish demands and his reply was:

 “There are three things most important for us: The posts of President, Prime Minister and Speaker of Parliament. One of those has to be Kurdish. Of course some Ministerial posts also have to be Kurdish”. If you analyse this scandalous statement you will find the true nature of these “leaders” after only one thing; posts for themselves.

 He also stated that “they” may be protected if they did as they were told. In both statements there was nothing of interest as far as the Kurdish nation is concerned, as it has no power to behave in anyway under the rule of these tribal warlords. “They will protect us if we do as they say”, he claimed, undoubtedly meaning himself, his party’s lords and those of the other party. Everyone knows that in a tight situation the leaders are the first to lead in the fleeing process. “They will not leave us”, he was happy to report. The pathetic promises he announced betrayed the decades of oppression and Genocide the Kurds have suffered, which our tribal warlords have been actively pushing under the rug of history.

Dabrowska’s Iraq

I have read with great consternation what Ms Karen Dabrowska has been writing concerning Iraq and Saddam. Throughout her articles she has been portraying a picture of Saddam and Iraq which is far from the truth and, sometimes, insulting to our intelligence. I have copied her last two articles and will demonstrate my reasons for saying this using her own words.

In her article on “Tourism: Stark reality and timeless beauty”, she talks of the “historic” relics of Mesopotamia as if they belong to the current Arab inhabitants of the region and in particular to the Saddam regime. She mixes her facts with many a falsehood and tries to present a romantic and glowing picture which she then partially destroys in further statements or in her second article “Made in America government: new dawn or breakfast in hell? and leaves many details and facts out to promote her ideas about Iraq, its short history, its unstable and conflict-ridden, violent society, at war with itself ever since its inception in 1921. Not once does she point to the fact that it is the British design of this Frankenstein-like creation, putting three different incompatible peoples together by force, under the rule of the minority, which is the main source of trouble - instead she puts all the blame simply on the leadership which the British chose for the composite State.

The propaganda value of the part of her article about the visit by the misty-eyed tourist, Rachel Cornell is milked to its extreme to give a sense of “beauty” and romanticism to the pile of rubble found in the spot where it is said Sumer had once stood. She talks of Babylon and other places as if you would be visiting creations which will strike you with awe and wonderment. The truth is far from that and in the cases of both Sumer and Babylon you would see, in the British, French and German museums, more interesting things. This fantastically simplistic treatment of history and the major and complex problems in a country such as Iraq is obviously designed to raise the tourist value of 21st. century Iraq, groaning under the rule of tyranny by linking it with ancient Mesopotamian history, is a great injustice to the true descendents of those civilizations, to the very invaders who came from the south and elsewhere such as the Mongols and Tatars and Arabia to destroy and replace those civilizations, killed every last man, woman and child and ruined their thriving cities and culture.

Dabrowska is therefore praising today’s inhabitants of Iraq for civilizations which they razed to the ground because their new religion entitled them to invade and loot everything which existed in the land before they arrived or because their Bedouin and nomadic cultures knew nothing else but conquest and hegemony. What is more, this fact is still true today and Dabrowska herself points to the way Saddam has reduced “the descendents of the Sumerians down to a handful and destroyed their way of life”, although avoiding any mention of his Genocide or oppression of the Kurds whose internet media she has been using to freely express herself.

In her first article she says: “Rachel recalls haunting, arid, dusty, decaying archaeological sites, ziggurats and the amazing feeling of walking around a city that is 5,000 years old”. This is the kind of falsehood which is easily seen for what it is because there is nothing apart from what Saddam has fabricated in recent years to present as his vision of Sumer and Babylon and the feeling of walking in a city 5,000 years old is far fetched and contrived. In fact until the British arrived in Mesopotamia, these same Ziggurats were non-distinct piles of rubble which the people she is now attributing them to had no idea what they were and even if they did they treated them as relics of old civilizations which they had helped turn into that rubble. Just as the civilization of ancient Egypt had been forgotten by those who came to Egypt around the dawn of Islam and its counterpart in Nineveh in Kurdistan were discovered by western missionaries only in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, and now Saddam and Mubarak of Egypt are modeling themselves on their Kings and pharaohs. Thus, much of Dabrowska’s articles could not have been better written by the Iraqi Propaganda Ministry if they tried.

In fact she kindly tells the international readers all about the companies and people who run tours to Iraq, presumably free of charge and very cleverly uses Kurdishmedia and the Kurds to carry the advertisements for Saddam. She then mentions a few names of Sumerian cities which only exist in tablets found in Ur that anyone who has read a book written by the Christian archeologists on the subject looking for evidence of biblical places, events and prophets, could find, to show that she knows something about Iraq and the ancient history of “Iraq”.

And to make it more interesting and exciting she has added a bit of adventure to a tour where the best you could find is a replica of the Ziggurat built during the era of the new “great Emperor” of Iraq, Saddam Hussein, in the middle of “dust and heat” by talking of air-raids and bombs exploding about a mile away. As to the intellectual value of what the article is about listen to what she says about the precise historic description of Eridu one of those five ancient marvels:

”According to Sumerian legends, Eridu was one of the five cities built before the Great Flood. Its exact origins are lost in the mists of antiquity but it could be one of the most ancient settled places on earth”. Even so, apparently, Ms Cornell couldn’t stand any more of Iraq’s ancient history to the extent that she said: “I was very relieved when both the minders and the driver decided there was no way we were going to this place and we whizzed off to Basrah”.

The next plug statement is worthy of the TV programme “Wish you were here”.

“In Iraq the timeless beauty of the past is constantly shattered by the stark reality of the present. In Basrah and Baghdad air raid sirens reminded both tourists and locals alike that a devastating war may not be far away. Dinner on the last night of the tour consisted of mazgouf, Baghdad’s famous fish dish cooked over a charcoal fire with peppers, spices, onions and tomatoes. Then came a boat trip on the Tigris, under the full moon. “There was music playing – that sort of yearning Arab music. I will remember that”, says Rachel suggesting she would rather be back there now”.  Dabrowska adds some hints to those who have not yet had the pleasure of visiting Saddam’s Iraq, giving the names of tour operators specializing in Iraq. “Tourists – the editors of consumer magazines, a London mailman, an airport worker, a retired banker and a gynaecologist - were among the clientele of British-based “name withheld” Travel and “name withheld” Limited, the two companies who take tourists to Iraq”.

She even supplies contact names: “Veteran overland tour operator “Joe Bloggs” has made seven trips to the country since the Gulf War. “Fred Kilroy” of “name withheld” Limited”, etc… I have not repeated the names of the tour companies as I do not wish to further the aims of this blatant advertisement. Joe Bloggs and Fred Kilroy are used in place of the names of the real contact names, kindly supplied by Dabrowska.

The following assertion however is quite amazing. While Dabrowska is plugging her tours to Saddam’s Iraq, she states:

”In Iraq the line between politics and tourism is always blurred. This is an admittance that her efforts are very thinly separated from politics”. One can only deduce from her favourable reviews of Iraq and her descriptions of Saddam, the Great Tiger, that she is conveying a strong political message herself. Just why she felt it appropriate to do so and advertise Iraqi tourism on Kurdishmedia one must wonder. But, wait a moment; she has not finished the ad yet.

“In Baghdad’s five-star Al Rashid hotel visitors are forced to walk over the Bush senior ‘war criminal’ mosaic. But the tourism directorate is getting a little public relations conscious and allows hotels to keep foreign currency earnings so they can spruce themselves up. The country’s 300 or so private tourist agencies who handle up to a fifth of the trade say business was getting better – until the recent talk of war caused numbers to fall”. Then the most controversial statement of all:

"Iraq is a jewel in the crown of Middle Eastern tourist destinations. Its ancient archaeological sites include Ctesiphon the world’s largest single-span brick arch from the 3rd century BC, Babylon, Ur, ziggurats and ruins at their best in Borsippa the place of worship of Nabu, son of the great Babylonian god, Marduk. Seen at dusk they resemble a science-fiction landscape”.

 Could anyone have any doubt about the advertising nature of Dabrowska’s article on behalf of Iraqi tourist industry anymore? Would it be over the top to expect that an invitation to meet the great Tiger is on its way?

 Then a candid admission of the nature of Baghdad and its inhabitants: ”The story of Baghdad, the legendary city of the thousand and one nights has largely been one of continuous war, pestilence, famine and civil disturbance”. If you collect all the violent and aggressive periods of Baghdad and the Arab parts of Iraq you will end up with a most horrific register of wars and mayhem ranging from Sumerian times when their cities were attacked by the Akadians, the olther highly civilized people in the middle and south of Iraq, going through the Mongol and  Turkish invasions, and passing by the bloody British mandate period, the murders of 1958 to get rid of any semblance of “democracy” and civil society, the 33 years of Ba’ath and Saddam’s bloodiest rule, the chemical genocide against the Kurds and the Anfal.

 Here is a statement which is probably lifted out of the Ba’ath party manual:

 “The Iraqi people are like a necklace where the threat of nationality unites a variety of unique and colourful beads: the Arabs, Kurds, Mandeans, Turcomans, Armenians, Assyrians and Yezedis”.

 So, according to Dabrowska, the Yezedis are not Kurds”. And what does she mean by the “Threat” of nationality? I think she means a “thread” but the Freudian “spelling” slip is more accurate in my opinion.

 Yet, Dabrowska, is quite certain that if only the British had not appointed King Faisal, tried to bring their own flavour of civilization and if only the Americans leave the nice Iraqi people alone, there would be nothing but peace and a beautiful necklace with the many nations living on that haven of civilization in tranquil bliss, building many more jewels of history such as the Sumerian Zigurrats and the Lion of Babel.

 Dabrowska continues in the same vain by misinterpreting even the name “Baghdad. This is what she has to say: “Such is the paradox cynical history has written across the high aims implied in the name “the city of peace “bestowed upon her by her founder, Abu Ja’far Al-Mansour”. In fact the name “Baghdad” does not mean the City of Peace but the Garden of Justice and the name is an Iranian (and Kurdish) one. As anyone familiar with Mesopotamian history will tell you the Abbasid dynasty owed a great deal of its splendor to Persian and Iranian cultures.

 The rest of the article is also full of possible advertising and propaganda material for the Iraqi tourism industry and contributes nothing to Kurdish intellectual knowledge for which Kurdishmedia was originally established.

 The conflict between Dabrowska’s tourism article and the one about the “Made in America solution” is irresolvable, particularly when you consider the following statement.

 “In the south, tragic events in the early history of Islam led to the construction of magnificent shrines in the desert cities of Najaf and Kerbala. Every year thousands of pilgrims flock to these sites of Islamic splendour, where a tragic massacre that occurred some 14 centuries ago led to the Sunni-Shia divide in the Islamic religion”. She talks of a “tragic” massacre when in fact the period of 14 centuries she is talking about has been full of such massacres

Then Ms Dabrowska remembers for the briefest of moments Kurdistan and that she could not talk only about the magnificent “Iraq” with its ancient jewels of history and fantastic civilizations and cultures and decides to include Kurdistan as a bonus for the unlikely tourist who would be taken to the “north” by the Iraqi minders, but only as a place of magnificent scenery, for quite clearly Dabrowska has not done her homework on that part or more likely regards it as a historic and cultural desert. However, I live and hope that she does not consider it as part of Iraq anymore.

“Iraqi Kurdistan in the north is the place for magnificent scenery, sometimes wooded and watered by turbulent streams, sometimes gaunt and bare, but always dramatic and often awesome”.  Thus, Kurdistan is no more than a “nice” place. No, history and no culture and perhaps no people as well.

And she finishes her masterpiece with this unbelievable generalization about the Iraqi people as if Ms Cornell had met each and everyone of them and not simply a group ordered and instructed to treat tourists politely and well:

“They were very perfectly nice to me on the whole and to all of us. I found that very moving”, Rachel says in a voice that suggests she has fallen in love with the country. “The Iraqi people are very dignified, resigned to their fate – they have seen it all before, bombing, sanctions, suffering, repression. I really admire them. Another thing which came as a very nice surprise is their charming sense of humour. They see the funny side of life despite their circumstances. Despite the poverty, the uncertainty of life, having to keep their mouths shut, that sense of humour is still in place”.

And as if all the above is not enough, Dabrowska, talking of Cornell makes the following outrageous assertions, full of Ba’athist propaganda ideas:

”She is adamant an American invasion would have tragic consequences not just for Iraq but the whole of the Middle East. Perhaps there will even be a whole scale slaughter when a cornered dictator uses his chemical weapons against his own people and sets the oil fields on fire”.

This statement is a well-worn one used by some Europeans which they insult the Kurds with and is the most atrocious justification for what Saddam did to our nation or could do if attacked. Kurdishmedia should take care to check such statements on its pages. We must be very naive to tolerate such clear propagandist for Saddam and his vile regime and publish such material which insult us and justify the massacre of our people in this simplistic and naive way.

These are the final lines of the piece which Ms Dabroswka has been kind enough to graze our eyes with.

Saddam is like a tiger. When you have an extremely large tiger in a cage and the cage is getting smaller you don’t go and bang a stick near it unless you want your head bitten off. What Bush is doing is rattling his stick on the cage bars. I don’t know what the solution is but I know its not an American or British combined force invasion. They will not get Saddam. He has not been seen in public for four years – he has at least seven doubles”.  

And here is a statement which clearly attempts a link between Saddam and his fascist vision of the world and the ancient history of Mesopotamia, courtesy of Ms Dabrowska:

”Like many of the tourists who visit a country which may soon never be the same again, Saddam stands in awe of its cultural heritage even though he does not hesitate to destroy it if it stands in the way of his political ambitions. “We will fight them [the Americans] with the reeds of the marshes”, he said in a recent speech.  “The Iraqi dictator was referring to the watery haven of the Marsh Arabs which he drained. Like their Sumerian ancestors the Marsh Arabs built cathedral-shaped reed houses and bitumen-covered boats and caught fish using spears. The scientific evidence Dabrowska has used to prove that is the “similarity” between Cathedral shaped of reed houses and mud brick – built Ziggurats. Is that not amazing?

Tragically the Iraqi government’s extensive drainage project has reduced the marshlands from their original 15,000 – 20,999 km to less than 1,500 – 2,000km in an attempt to destroy a historic place of refuge of the regime’s opponents. Around one-fifth of the estimated half-million Marsh Arabs are now living in refugee camps in Iran, while the rest are internally displaced within Iraq.

So “Sumerian” hero Saddam is destroying the great Sumerian (sorry Arab) descendents marshes”, while non-Sumerian Iran offers them refuge, Tragically!

The final pillar of wisdom is: “Who should have the last word on Iraq’s future? Perhaps Gavin Young, author of the classic work Iraq: Land of Two Rivers?”

”Whatever happens, the rivers – the life-giving rivers for which Abraham, Nebuchadnezzar, Sennacherib. Alexander the Great, Harun Al Rahid and a billion other dwellers in Mesopotamia must have raised thanks to their gods, will continue to give life to other generations”.

Everyone with average intelligence and as much knowledge of the area knows it is Kurdistan which is the land of the two rivers but Dabrowska’s article is not about telling the truth. She merely wants to tell us about the “beauty of Arab Iraq, in case us Kurds do not know how wonderful it is to belong to such a great civilized nation–(note there is no mention of any Kurds - just kings and “holy” persons claimed by the Arabs as their ancestors). The Kurds simply do not exist on this planet.

Siamese Twins

 The first time I saw pictures of Siamese Twins I was absolutely amazed and couldn’t believe my eyes. As a child, the old lady who helped my mother, to look after me and my youngest sister, used to tell me some fantastic stories, no less so than the best Star Wars or Horror films of today. She was just a mullah’s wife whose husband had been struck down with paralysis and lost the use of both legs at an early stage of his life. Now, he was running a small shop in the district of Sabînkeran of my birthplace, the city of Slêmanî. Sometimes she took me to the shop on a visit and to clean up his living quarters which was also part of the shop and to cook him a long-awaited and very much appreciated meal. Apart from my family I loved Melajin (Kurdish for Mullah’s Wife) more than anyone in the world. My family however believed that I loved her even more than I loved them.

 Melajin’s disabled husband had become a diminutive twisted figure with his legs permanently locked underneath him in a figure of four. He moved about, using his hands in a way which did not betray the fact that he had lost the use of both his legs completely. It was surreal and very scary for a child of only four or five, such as me. But it was also very clear to me that he had a strong spirit which kept him going and his agility was nothing short of wonderful to watch. I was in fact witnessing the great undying spirit of the suffering Kurd, as I came to respect and take pride in, and which at a later day I was, sadly, to witness its demise at the hands of the Arab rulers of my homeland but even more so with the connivance of their Kurdish collaborators.

The stories Melajin told me in the dark to help me go to sleep ranged from historic events about the Napoleonic wars and the numerous Russian invasions of Kurdistan to fictitious stories about monsters and angels depicting the triumph of good over evil or vice versa. In those days the cold penetrated your bones in winter and with darkness falling early, people used to light up their homes using the DC generators which had been recently brought to Slêmanî for the first time ever. I remember we had one light bulb which lit the courtyard and part of our sitting room. People with electricity were as proud of their new electric bulbs as children are of their mobile phones or DVD players today. DC lights had a strange habit of flickering and sudden fading. Sometimes they came back up but often stayed down plunging everyone in complete darkness. Another of their nasty habits was a shock which would dry you up to death and wouldn’t release you until someone switched it off.

When I was awarded my scholarship to come to Britain, I left Melajin with a heavy heart, not imagining that she would pass away within the first three years of my residence in the UK. To me she was indestructible. Doctors estimated her age to be passed the 100 year stage; as old as 120 perhaps, some estimated. As a child and in my early teens I found her my guardian angel whenever I needed help against groups of other children with whom I had quarrels. When chased by too many of them I would run back towards the house always to find her, a big dry palm tree branch in her hand with which she would chase them, back away towards the end of the street. None would dare challenge her and none would be spared her whip should they have done.

She was a lovely old lady who looked beautiful even at that advanced age. But as a child I would not sleep until she put her kind arms around me and told me a story. I remember many of her stories even today, but the ones that made me think very hard were those describing single-eyed or two-headed men or such “monsters”. According to Melajin this was always a sign of bad deeds, dishonesty or deceptive behaviour somewhere in the “monster’s” life history.

The existence of such a “monster” as a two-headed person seemed impossible to me until I saw pictures of Siamese Twins and realised that such a person could be mistaken for such a creature. It was in the last century, however, that the first separation of Siamese twins took place. Undoubtedly the operation is most dangerous and very serious for the lives of the twins. To make matters worse not all such twins can be separated easily or at all into normal or near-normal human-beings. Some are joined in such a way that when separated would have only half a body each. Some actually share vital organs which may have to be divided to ensure the survival of both.

But the most difficult case is that of twins who have a single heart or have disproportionate organs such that one may have a near normal brain or heart while the other would only have dummy or pseudo organs, quite useless to keep the owning twin alive after separation. The decision to operate or not is, therefore, the most agonising any parents could face. It is even tougher for those whose religious conviction would not allow them to do anything which might endanger life, let alone the life of their own children. But for a Cypriot family who had been “blessed” with such twins, that was the exact decision they had to make, sacrificing the life of one of their babies to allow the other one to live free from its organic attachments to the other, less viable sibling.

Separation, in such circumstances is a highly desirable and positive step which people take, to be free even if it meant the discarding of the entity you are permanently attached to. It is, therefore, quite natural to want freedom and independence as I have shown above. People go through surgical and moral pain to achieve it but they still want to because it is the only natural thing to do in such situations.

Recently, someone showed me an article describing a pair of Siamese Twins who had chosen to stay in that condition until now; aged 27. The interesting thing is they have finally decided to separate surgically and are, now, making plans to do so. It seems they could no longer stand each other’s very close proximity.

So if Siamese Twins born attached want to be detached and free then what would you think if you found certain people who go around the globe asking people to believe that it is natural and good for two healthy and separate people to go through a never-had-been-tried-before operation to turn them into Siamese Twins, sharing one heart, one pair of lungs, and all their internal organs? Even more strange is if they were to suggest that one body should have 80% of the heart, the lungs, the kidneys and everything else necessary for life while the other should be happy with only 20%.

Those who now want South Kurdistan to be made the lesser twin of Arab Iraq are asking the nation and everyone else to believe that becoming a Siamese Pair is the most logical and sound action the Kurds could take. Intelligent Kurds should see through these attempts at selling the nation for personal or party gains. The British created many such Siamese Twins as time-bombs. These creations have been trying their best to undo the stitches with varying degrees of success. If they had any sense the Kurdish leaders would not allow the British and American planners to go over the broken sewing lines to re-tailor the old oppressive state of Iraq with steel thread, in order to render any future separation impossible.