Head Volleyed into Net

'What's happening?' I ask the reporter, but suddenly he's gone deaf.  I haven't seen any football for ten minutes and then a voice down the phone tells me. 'You're next.'
Steve Orme is on the line from Burton and he winds up his report with: 'The corner came across, but he kept his head and volleyed it low into the far corner of the net...'
Alex Trelinski controls himself with difficulty, as he announces, and now over to Deric Longden at South Liverpool.'
I can't control myself, even with difficulty, and precious seconds tick by as I fight with hysteria. 'Well, no heads being volleyed into the net, Alex, but Matlock came close to scoring in the third minute when.....pip,pip,pip.'