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You Might Be Taking Scouting Too Seriously If... (UK 2000 version)

(UK 2000 Update)

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  • You have the arrowhead symbol as your PC wallpaper
  • You have the arrowhead symbol as your Living Room wallpaper
  • The first choice you make for your holiday home is wether or not to storm lash it
  • You can tie your shoe laces with a different type of bow for each day of the week
  • You put a string fence around the barbecue in your garden
  • You store your garden hose in a large turks head woggle
  • You new car is purple to match the colour of the Scout window sticker
  • Your wife tells you to wear your best clothes and you put on your uniform
  • You only have one meaning for the word camp
  • You take the ink blot test and can only see patrol badges
  • Your friends agree to come to a barbecue only if you promise not to pick the kebab sticks fresh from the garden and not to try and start a sing-along
  • You roll the contents of your bedroom against alternate walls every morning
  • You prefer the taste of coffee from a plastic mug
  • Your best dinner plates are metal, chipped and made in Poland
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