| Foundering Fetishisisht and Public Relatives Officer | TrishQ |
| Presentdid and Keeper of the Frame (see "Votive Candle of the Holy Shrimp") |
Willow |
| Secrethairy,Foreignbody Office Supervisor (PWAOWAH-UK) and Cantor (see "Sacred Vow of Washngo") |
Teddy |
| Vice-presidon’t in charge of Puns, Dooble Attendance and Freudian Unmentionables |
Hap |
| Vice-vice-squad in charge of Coffee, Twizzle Sticks and Bob's Knees |
Jane in Virginia |
| Official pi- sorrry, peace negotiator and security guard (in case of further anti-obsessive attacks) |
Tina |
| Official PWAOWAH Spinne DoC | Spinne |
| Recruiting Sergeant Extraordinaire | Lana |
| Fun-Raiser, in charge of Petty Harbour Cash | Mari-Mac |
| On-Smorgasbord Catering by Swedish Chef |
Bets |
Head Berry Picker | Becky |
| Chief Puck and Keeper of the Holy Goalie Gear | Rayna |
| Unofficious Scientific Advisor | Fiona |
| Ambassador o' Americay in charge of Consequence Freedom | JenTaylor |
| Disciple of Sean's Divine 'dentations | *C* |
| Ofiseal With The Same Polar Charge As Bob | MEllen |
| Americana Pooblicist and Keeper of Sean's Spittle | Sarah |
| CwbD. Ross. Pe&PfoPWAOWAE (Chief-would-be-dancer, reporter on science-subjects and psychological excesses and proud founder of pwaowaEyebrows) |
Claudia |
| Chatelaine of Saint Séan's Sweeties | Krysia |
| Toe Cardinal of Comfortable Shoes (so They Don't Freeze Together in Little Beggar Shoes)". |
Eh Canadian |
| Spiritual & Scriptural Sibyl to the Oracle Of The Gods | Dr T |
| Excursion Around The Bay Watch Lifeguard | HAC |
| Designed Red VW Driver & Wardrobe Master of the Nun's Habits |
US Sailor Fred |
| Phobic Phil O'Sopher, Scribner, & Keeper of Proximic Garments |
Cheechi |
| The Sopper of Alan's Sweat and Counter of Chest Hairs | Barbara |
| Ofiseal Great Big Launder of Soiled Thoughts and Garments or Prime Mistress of the Republic of the Liberated McCannonite She-Devils and Honorary Bearer of the Association of Dimpled Cheer (AKA The Launderess With Dirty Thoughts) | Melanie |
| PWAOWAH Keener and Poetic Phrase TURNer (special responsibility: measuring the distance in teardrops between Boston and St John's) | Alex |
| High Swooner and Protector of the Sacred Grin | Herself The Elf |
| Ferryland Healer (Faithful Nurse) and Seldom Sober Rover and Keeper of the Hoary Scrolls | Brooké |
| High Priestess of Hallett Hand Worship | Mich |
| Hag With a Rag: Ofiseal Kitchen Cleaner Also known as Maiden With a Mop | Mandy |
| Smallest Hoar Shopkeeper.... M Brown's assistant, in charge of lollipops, cheese and short & curlies | Caroline |
| Inebriated Assistant & Guinness Tester For The Guys | Ém |
| Master Flirter Extrodinare; Controller of the Tipper (MFECotT) | Angela |
| Tavhoarn Wench and Fence Sitter with Blisters On The Bum | Joanna |
| The Righteous Keeper of the Well-Filled Pants of Orange | Meghan |
| Ofiseal Body Piercer, by appt. Prince Albert | JennTheMessedUpTeen |
| The Crafty One, helping the b'ys with their fingerwork (god love a handshake) | Andi |
| Offfiseal Directhoar With Phoartfolio for Smell-checking | Kathryn |
| Lady Dimplist In Waiting (in Vain) | Anne from TO |
| Huntress Goddess of the Alan Tressses | Diana |
| Bob's Bouncing Baby Ball Girl | Katie Joe |
| Bearer of Lukey and Keeper of the Shoelaces | Nixie |
| Offiseal Hoar Comber of the Green Eyed Beauty, His Gorgeousness, The Doyle | Cherie |
| Ofiseal whistle polisher of the starched-white sox, flying-finger man | SaraJ |
| Ofiseal Chemist Extraordinaire - Maker of love potions, specializing in attraction of bodhran players with dimples and revealed chest. | Alison in Ottawa |
| Officer in Charge of Bad-Ass Bob Pics and Nadir-Related Postings | gracie |
Go see Spinne DoC's webpage for instructions.
We are always on the look-out for more Volunteers to be Hauled On Board - if you wanna be listed, just make up a title and get piped on! (not as bad as it sounds, I assure you. Just like getting screeched in, with a better taste)