The public didn't want it from the outset, yet the government carried on and built the bugger anyway. A massive great dome in the middle of London, designed to celebrate British achievements in time, by plying customers with McDonald's burgers.

The operators were then surprised when visiting figures were lower than their projections, which were clearly not based on the fact that nobody wanted it in the first place.

The new management have recently embarked on a new advertising campaign, to ensure the Dome's final four months are the busiest ever. This is the only advert to have been rejected from the new campaign.