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Advertisement Feature: Ladmag

Felcher Plundering is proud to announce the launch of it's latest title from our Lifestyle Bandwagon division.

Ladmag defines the start of a new era in male lifestyle publishing, with it's unique blend of lowest-common-denominator humour, potty-mouthed film stars, music and lifestyle tips. But what's the unique selling point? BARE LADIES, and lots of 'em! .

Ladmag
Ladmag is published every month, and at the unemployment-benefit friendly price of UKP2.80.

Some say male lifestyle magazines are just a more socially acceptable evolution of such famous wrist pamphlets as Razzle, Playboy and Big Tits Monthly ,but in the case of Ladmag , they're wrong. True, our catchphrase is, "Like Razzle, but socially acceptable", but we are the kings of irony.

Buy Ladmag, every month. LINE OUR CORPORATE POCKETS.

(i) Ladmag features graphic pictures of thirty-year-olds acting like sixteen-year-old kids on their first Diamond White piss-up. Felcher Plundering cannot be held responsible for any trauma that this may cause.

(ii) From the March issue, Ladmag will also be available in a wipe-clean edition, priced UKP4.50, for those moments when we over-excite you too much.

Felcher Plundering
OUR GUARANTEES MEAN NOTHING
Ladmag comes from Felcher Plundering, a company founded in the back alley of a seedy inner-city public house, just eleven years ago, yet now selling more magazines of dubious worth at vastly inflated prices, than any other publisher in Great Britain.

We offer:

DUBIOUS ADVICE: Our titles are packed with tips, suggestions and explanatory features, written by misinformed idiots we found sleeping on park benches.

STRONGER REVIEWS We have a cast-iron policy of editorial independence; we have no editorial independence. Our reviews give clear buying advice, based on backhanders we receive, and where companies are willing to give us 'goodwill' holidays to.

CLEARER DESIGN Lets face it, our readers are largely unemployable fools. Our designers highlight key elements using charts, diagrams, summary boxes, and where space allows, words are printed in 96pt lettering, and spelled fon-et-ic-ally.

GREATER RELEVANCE At Felcher, Editors operate under two golden rules:
(1) Understand your readers needs are a diet of tits and beer
(2) Satisfy your readers needs by writing about them every month, occasionally changing the word order.

MORE READER INTERACTION We draw on readers' contributions, because often our staff are down at the Nags Head for six hours a day, resulting in the most incoherent ramblings available. Buying one of our magazines is like joining some kind of screwy messed-up incarnation of Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous, where we stand for the opposite values of these institutions.

BETTER VALUE FOR MONEY More pages, better quality, than magazines written by dead people, anyway.