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Advertisement Feature: Nadley's Confectionary Since 1889, Nadley's of Cromer have been producing the finest confectionary. Founded by George Nadley in a disused stable, the firm grew throughout the twentieth century, and, in 1999 moved to it's current palatial offices and factory units in the internationally renowned city of Cromer, on the Norfolk coast. However, time does not stand still, and tastes move on. Therefore, Nadley's is pleased to announce the launch of three new lines for the twenty-first century... Nadley's Arse Bar 
The first of our new products to be released this year, is the Arse Bar. The
Nadley's Arse Bar is a delicious blend of soft nougat and caramel, covered in
thick milk chocolate. The nougat is made from only the finest ingredients, and
laced with just a small amount of laxative. Yes, the Arse Bar is the ultimate snack for the constipated man (or woman!) about town. Not only does it relieve bowel congestion, it is filled with so much sugar and dangerous additives that it provides the same amount of energy as 50000 bananas. At only 33p (RRP), the Arse Bar is a must for the egg-bound with a sweet-tooth. Nadley's CatBits 
Extensive research carried out by Nadley's has revealed that a significant
amount of people enjoy chocolate, but feel guilty when they have a large bar;
others feel that the average chocolate bar is simply too large to dunk in
their cup of tea, while other, drunk respondents suggested that the ultimate
snack food would combine the taste of a Chinese takeaway, with chocolate. Nadley's listen to their customers, so we took all of those views into account, and created Nadley's CatBits. This snack consists of four fingers, each containing thin wafer, and topped with delicious Nadley's chocolate. Nestling between the wafers are numerous bits of cats; claws, hair, skin scrapings and other popular miscellany found in takeaway food. Retailing at only 29p(RRP), Nadley's CatBits will find favour with the staggering-out-of-the-pub crowd. Coming soon, we have another variety in the Bits range; Nadley's DogBits. All your favourite elements of CatBits, but with dog claws, canine hair and more! Nadley's Opium Fruits 
Nadley's are not just a chocolate production company, we have an excellent
reputation for other confectionary; Fishy Bon-Bons are particularly popular in
Devon, while we're often barely able to keep up with demand for our Amazin'
Onion
Bars. The latest addition to our non-chocolate range are Nadley's Opium Fruits, delicious, chewy fruit-flavoured cubes, with just a hint of opium. Yes, Opium Fruits are the ultimate snack for citrus lovers everywhere! Opium Fruits retail at £500/tube (RRP), and will be on sale from September. Not available in Cleethorpes.
Nadley's are committed to producing only the finest confectionary, and we will continue to innovate and excel in our field over the coming years. In other words, more new products later.
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