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Pyschosis Interactive proudly announces the launch of its latest Interactive Product for the Pony BullShit console.

Gran Tourettes Syndrome is The Ultimate Potty-Mouthed Elderly Relative Simulation. Featuring fifty-two thrill-filled levels of expletive laden fun.

Gran Tourettes Syndrome GTS is the culmination of four years of constant research and programming. Utilising the latest Polygonadingdong technology, GTS creates the ultimate graphical experience. Each Elderly Relative(tm) features Ultra-Realistic Wrinkle technology, which animates in real time, making them seem almost lifelike.

GTS also features a full digitally recorded sound score, in full Dodgy Surreal Zounds(tm). You'll actually believe that the Elderly Relatives(tm) are in the room with you.

GTS Features:

  • 52 Profanity Filled Levels from the mild curses of "Bloody Blunderers", to the terrifying final stage, "Fucking Cunt Wankers", you'll be entertained and offended throughout.
  • Dodgy Surreal Zound(tm) each curse and exclamation is fully digitally recorded, resulting in the ultimate expletive experience. Users of the forthcoming PC release will also be able to provide their own sample sets, allowing for regional dialects and phrases not available with the original version.
  • Extra Bonus Sub-Game! After every third level, you are entered into the subgame, The Mary Whitehouse Experience , in which you take control of an Elderly Relative(tm), with the aim of shouting as many profanities and making as many crude gestures as possible. If you succeed, the wizened old witch dies, shocked, however, should you lose, you must take on the entire National Viewers and Listeners Association in a cuss-fight to the death; who will win - your Elderly Relative(tm), or their Moral Majority Minority Rantings(tm)?

    • Gran Tourettes Syndrome is released on Pony Bullshit on February 21, 2000. The PC version will be released on February 28, 2000. The first PC release bugfixes and patches will be release three hours after release.

    Launch price: UKP29.99. Seven days later, you'll find it in the bargain bin at UKP8.99. You'll regret buying it instantly, and feel an overcoming sense of disappointment and sorrow, which will eventually drive you to the brink of suicide, however, we'll bring you back from the brink, with the announcement of the sequel, which will bring you full circle.

    "This game is the ultimate profanity experience! 98%!" , Steve Veve, PC Shame Magazine

    "I could hardly believe it was this good, yet only 75% finished! 96%!" , Bill Shitner, BullShit Power

    "When Psychosis Interactive invited me to their Florida office to play this game, I thought it was just a ploy to get a higher mark, but then they plied me with beer and naked, beautiful women, and then I played the game. 99%!" , Colin Crunt, BullShit Shame Magazine

    GRAN TOURETTES SYNDROME - IT'S THE F*****G DOG'S C**TING B****C*S!