Kosh's Pizza

by

Andrew "Bester" Brack

Ambassador Kosh!
Pizza Guy: Hello - Daniello's Pizzas. Can I take your order?
Kosh: If you take my order you will die!
Pizza Guy: Okay - you're scaring me so I'm going to let you speak to our manager.

****** Stupid HOLD Music, then ******

Manager: Hello. I'm the manager, can I take your order?
Kosh: Yes

****** Pause ******

Manager: What's your order?
Kosh: We shall eat Pizza at the hour of Gladiators...
Manager: Would you prefer a Sicilian or 'Normal' shaped pizza?
Kosh: Yes
Manager: Sicilian it is... Garlic?
Kosh: If I eat Garlic now I shall not eat Garlic Bread tomorrow ...
Manager: Cheese?
Kosh: There has always been cheese ...
Manager: Any other toppings?
Kosh: No ...
Manager: Deep pan or Traditional?
Kosh: You are not yet ready for a deep pan.
Manager: That'll be £2.99 please
Kosh: You have forgotten something ...
Manager: Do you want fries or cola with that?
Kosh: Yes ...
Manager: £4.99 We'll deliver it to you - what's your address
Kosh: Alien Sector 22 - ask for Kosh ...

****** A few minutes later ******

Ambassador Delenn Ambassador G'Kar
Delenn: Did you order the pizzas?
Kosh: Yes
G'Kar: Did you ask for a spoo-topping?
Kosh: The Baking has already started, it is to late for the order to be changed ...