WANTED
NOT FOR EXTERNAL PUBLICATION
NiK 'The Ripper' Watson
Attempted Murder
ALIASES: Nik, Nic, Holly, Furby Kinfolk, The Dormouse, The Sleeper The
SEX:              Female
RACE:             White
DATE OF BIRTH:    Unknown
PLACE OF BIRTH:   New York
HEIGHT:           5'5"
WEIGHT:           112 LBS
EYES:             Dice Blue
HAIR:             Blonde
SKINTONE:         Fair
SCARS/TATTOOS:    Possible
SSN:              N/A

WARRANT ISSUED:   Northern District of
                    Washington
DATE OF WARRANT:  August 11, 1996
WARRANT NUMBER:   N/A

Until recently a settled woman of sound mind? But then the worst happened, Furby Mania came to town. The Ripper flipped and hung out in bars looking for unsuspecting victims. She struck in the early hours of Saturday morning. A deeply shocked Lulu on a night out with Toto and nomo was rushed to Furby General with horrific injuries where surgeons operated to remove a dud battery. They are confident she will make a full recovery but the Ripper is still at large.

KEEP YOUR FURBY SAFE, DO NOT LET THEM OUT AFTER DARK AND DO NOT LET THEM NEAR ANY BARS. FURBIES ARE WARNED TO GO OUT IN PAIRS AND NOT TO TAKE JUSTICE INTO THEIR OWN HANDS. THE FURBY BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) IS TREATING THIS CASE VERY SERIOUSLY AND ISSUED THIS STATEMENT.
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