WANTED
NOT FOR EXTERNAL PUBLICATION
Chris 'The Grass' Cox
Artistic Non License
ALIASES: Kit, Smiley Face, Snake In The Grass, Doodling, Yodelling or RubKit The
SEX:              Male
RACE:             White
DATE OF BIRTH:    Unknown
PLACE OF BIRTH:   Alabama
HEIGHT:           5' 6"
WEIGHT:           118 LBS..
EYES:             Blue
HAIR:             Blondish
SKINTONE:         N/A
SCARS/TATTOOS:    Some
SSN:              N/A

WARRANT ISSUED:   Northern District of
                    Washington
DATE OF WARRANT:  October 17th, 1996
WARRANT NUMBER:   N/A

Kit Cox, or more commonly known as the Grass is a dangerous man, his doodles seem harmless but are the front for a more sinister practice, Characatures and Pictures with associates heads imposed on. This sinister practice started with fairly harmless doodles on Post-IT notes but soon became an obsession which he now flitters around looking for his next scrap of paper to deface. With the advent of Computer Technology his addiction went to a new level, now he is hungry for more disk space.

IF THIS MAN ASKS FOR POST-IT NOTES, DO NOT GIVE THEM TO HIM. IT WOULD ONLY RESULT IN AN OFFICE SHORTAGE OF POST-IT NOTES UNTIL THE SUPPLY RUNS OUT WHERE HE WILL MOVE ONTO HIS NEXT VICTIM. 3M THE MAKERS OF POST-IT ARE AWARE OF THE PROBLEM AND HAVE ISSUED THIS STATEMENT. 'IF THIS MAN IS NOT CAUGHT SOON THEN THERE WILL BE A WORLD SHORTAGE OF POST-IT NOTES, WE CANNOT KEEP UP WITH THIS MANS DEMANDS.'