*Utensil Abuse Web Site*

17 June, 2001 Utensil Update. Current utensil count is 5

Welcome to all that is Utensil. This site is currently under construction but when it is complete this will be your one-stop reference point for all your Utensil needs.

While the Utensil Abuse team gather the necessary components required for a full blown Utensil Abuse domain, please occupy yourself with the following Utensil. This shall be known as Utensil of the Month. Utensil of the month for June 2001 is :

These MASSIVE 1.5-ton bathroom scales are ideal for weighing up to 20 very small children all at once. They were designed by Dr Brolaptic from Belgium in 1996 (September). Dr. Brolaptic's other utensils will feature strongly.