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18 June, 2001 Utensil Update. Current utensil count is 5

Dr Brolastic's amazing table

In 1995 Doctor Brolaptic cornered a niche in the market for cooking tables. He realized that much time was wasted transferring cooked food from a cooker to a table. So he invented the cooking-table. He lights a flame below the table during cooking then when he's ready to eat the flame is extinguished. 

Doctor Brolaptic's Cooking-Table. The good doctor added a spoon to one end to allow easy transport of his table.