"They'll have you rolling with loafter!"
There once was a Christian martyr
Who insisted on wearing a garter.
To cries of "Oh no!"
It fell in some dough
And ended up in a ciabatta
There once was a cackling strumpet
World renowned for playing the trumpet.
To cries of "Oh no!"
It fell in some dough
And ended up stuck in a crumpet
An elephant born in Tibet
Was rumoured to never forget.
To cries of "Oh no!"
It fell in some dough
And ended up in a baguette
There once was a rare talking poodle
Who understood theorems by Gödel
To cries of "Oh no!"
It fell in some dough
And spent its life in apple strudel