Der der-der-ner-ner-ner dededede-der der-der-ner-ner-ner...
I believe in...

A list of words to replace the word miracles in the song You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate.
Be warned that some of them are somewhat obscure (spot the understatement). They should be read as I believe in...
except in a few cases where a word to replace in is given in parentheses.
- miracles
- Macclesfield
- MacDonald's
- machine guns
- macho men
- mackerel
- mack'rel clouds
- madding crowds
- Madonna
- madrigals
- Mafia
- magic squares
- magic tricks
- Maidenhead
- maître'ds
- making love
- making noise
- making rules
- Malachi
- Malaga
- Malcolm X
- Malham Tarn
- malted hops
- malted loaf
- maltesers
- mammaries
- manacles
- manatees
- Manchester
- Man. City
- mandarins
- Mandelbrot
- Mandelson
- mandibles
- mandolins
- Man Friday
- manganese
- mango juice
- maniacs
- manilla
- Man-O-Man
- man-o-wars
- Mansell's car
- Man U's Cole
- Man U's Scholes
- Maori dance
- Maori art
- maple leaves
- maps of Hull
- Marble Arch
- marble cake
- mardi gras
- margarine
- Marge Simpson
- marjoram
- market stalls
- Mark Lamarr
- Marks 'n' Sparks
- marmalade
- Marmite jars
- marmosets
- Marrakech
- marriages
- Mars bar sponge
- Mars ice cream
- Marshall stacks
- (that) Mars is cold
- Martian life
- Martin Bell
- Martin Clunes
- Martini
- masking scents
- masking tape
- masquerades
- Masterchef
- Mastermind
- matchmaking
- mating calls
- matrices
- Matt Le Blanc
- Matt Westcott
- MB games
- mechanics
- medicals
- medicines
- Mellow Bird's
- melon balls
- melon seeds
- melted cheese
- melted snow
- memories
- men-at-arms
- men called Bob
- men called Chris
- men called Jim
- men called Matt
- men called Tom
- Mendeleev
- Mendelssohn
- Men in Black
- Mensa tests
- mental blocks
- MEPs
- mermaid hair
- Mersenne primes
- messengers
- messy clothes
- metal ores
- metal spoons
- methane gas
- metre rules
- metronomes
- mezzanines
- MFI
- MGBs
- mhos 'n' ohms
- MI5
- MI6
- Michael Caine
- Michael Fish
- Michael Foot
- Michaelmas
- microchips
- microfilm
- microphones
- microscopes
- Microsoft
- microwaves
- Middlemarch
- Middlesbrough
- Midget Gems
- Mighty Max
- Mighty Mouse
- Mighty White
- mild weather
- miles per hour
- militance
- milk bottles
- milk choc'late
- milking cows
- milking maids
- Milky Bars
- Millicent
- milligrammes
- Millikan
- milling corn
- milli-ohms
- millionaires
- mime artists
- minced bacon
- mince 'n' chips
- mincing words
- mind control
- mindless trash
- miners' strikes
- Minerva
- Ming and Flash
- mining coal
- mini cabs
- mini eggs
- mini Kievs
- mini Mars
- mini rolls
- mini-skirts
- Minitel
- minor rôles
- minor scales
- minotaurs
- mint choc chip
- minuets
- Middle Earth
- Miranda
- mint Munchies
- mirror balls
- Mirror Group
- mirror sites
- missing links
- missionaries
- Mister Ed
- Mister Men
- mistletoe
- (the) Mistral's cold
- misty fog
- M & M s
- MMX
- M 'n' S
- mobile homes
- mobile 'phones
- moccasins
- mocking birds
- mocking elves
- modal verbs
- model cows
- modern clothes
- molar mass
- molecules
- mollusc shells
- Mo Mowlam
- Monaco
- Monday nights
- (that) Monet's cool
- money bags
- monitors
- monkey nuts
- monochrome
- monocles
- monoliths
- monologues
- Monster Munch
- monster mash
- montages
- Montagues
- Montserat
- Monty Burns
- moon craters
- (the) moon is cheese
- moral codes
- moray eels
- Morecambe Bay
- more control
- Morrissey
- Morocco
- mortal coils
- mortarboards
- mortgages
- Moseley Shoals
- Moe's Tavern
- motherboards
- Mothercare
- Mother Earth
- motocross
- motorcades
- motor homes
- motorways
- MOTs
- mouldy bread
- moustache curls
- (that) Mowlam's cool
- Mozambique
- Mr Sheen
- (F's) m times a
- MTV
- mud wrestling
- mulling wine
- multitudes
- multi gyms
- murdering
- murderers
- Murray Mints
- muscle men
- Muscovites
- mushroom clouds
- mushroom soup
- musicals
- Muslim clothes
- Muslim men
- mushy peas
- mussel shells
- mutton chops
- mutton pie
- mustard gas
- myco spores
- mynah birds
- Mysterons
- Mystic Meg
- myst'ry games
- Madrielle
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