The Zone

This is the main site, http://www.doh.org.uk/. Mirror site: http://come.to/dohzone

Important! If you're looking for the website for the UK Department of Health, then you've gone seriously wrong somewhere...

Greetings! You have entered The Doh Zone, a dark corner of the Web that truly defies any explanation. Which is a bit of a shame, because paragraphs like these are supposed to explain what the website's about, and I've ended up with the job of writing this one. So, in the absence of anything better to write, here is the first verse of One Week translated into German. Es ist eine Woche, seit du mich ansah, niegte deinen Kopf an der Seite und sagte "ich bin böse". Fünf täge seit du über mich lachte, sagende "Bring es in Ordnung, komm zurück und seh mich." Drei täge seit dem Wohnzimmer; ich habe begreift, daß es meine Schuld war, aber konnte nicht dir sagen. Gestern hattest du mich verzieht, aber es wird noch zwei Täge, bis ich sage, daß ich traurig bin.

Erm, yes. The contents, then.

Bakery Produce Related Limericks Probably the only ones you'll find on the entire web!
The Groan Zone Some of the worst jokes known to man (unless that man happens to be Les Dennis of course).
I believe in mackerel A rather convoluted beliefs system.
Dreadful Mathematical Jokes So, you think maths is dull? Take a look at these, and you'll find that it, er, is.
Next year's A-Level Mechanics exam paper. (An obvious lie.) Needs a couple of fonts to view it properly.
The 'Nobody Wants To Join My Webring' Webring A webring set up for the world's most unpopular webrings to join. Er, make that 'most unpopular webring' actually.
The Jukebox Of Doom Sing along to all your favourite music (as long as you have very odd musical tastes)!
Pointless Productions All the Windows programs you never knew you needed.

There were Advil in the bottle, now there's 30 left

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Last updated 19th December 1999.
Produced by Rachel Walmsley and Matthew Westcott, with additional contributions from Andrew Wilkinson.
Sponsored by the Society for People Who Read Small Print.