What do you get if you cross a mountain climber with an elephant?
Nothing, a mountain climber is a scaler.
Why did the cat fall off the roof?
It had lost its mu.
What is Integral (1/cabin dcabin)?
Beach hut. It's log cabin + c.
Why did the complex number calculations go pear-shaped?
Instead of using de Moivre's theorem, someone accidentally used de Poivre's theorem.
2+2=5 for large values of 2.
Did you hear about the song by Lindasfarne about cotangents?
It goes "Cos over sine is all mine, all mine, cos over sine is all mine..."
How can you tell everyone gets exasperated when working out radii of curvature?
Because of all the d(psi)s.
Trees with square roots don't have very natural logs.