Pointless Productions^tm
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From this page you can download a host of programs (for Windows 3.1 or later) which haven't been developed by a dedicated team of software engineers over a period of several years. They are not guaranteed to dramatically increase the productivity of your business, or protect your systems from imminent global collapse. But hey, somebody might like them.

• All these programs require the file vbrun300.dll to be in your Windows/System folder. If you do not have this file (about 250K to download), it is available from:
• This site (somewhere in the UK)
• Microsoft (Redmond, US(presumably))
• Microsoft mirror (London, UK)

The Gary Woodward Screen Saver Dedicated to Channel Four's gameshow supremo, and filled with more than a handful of in-jokes! Get the VGA version if you're running Windows in 16-colour mode.

The Almost Official Wallace and Gromit Cheese Identification Game! Clear the cheeseboard if you can - but you'll need to know your Cheddar from your Camembert...

Colour Fader Screen Saver Watch as your screen glows in vibrant colours which would put Sellafield to shame! Looks best with a true-colour monitor - but what doesn't?

Dice One of those things that's bound to come in useful one day. Works with anything up to 999 sides, should you ever need that many.

Jet Set Willy Screen Saver A stylish minimalist screen saver featuring Jet Set Willy, one of the arcade game heroes of yesteryear.

Lights A sort of Rubik's Clock for the complete dimwit. Crack the secret of the switches and turn on all the lights. Then turn them back off again.

Nematode A weird mathematical program inspired by a Martin Gardner book. Follow the progress of some very logically-minded worms. Contains full instructions.

Any unauthorised distribution of this material will be laughed at. Pointless Productions is a subsidiary of Microsoft Inc. Only joking.

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