Raise ambivalence to an art form.

A total lack of evidence is a sure sign that the conspiracy is real.

Keep an eye on your peripheral vision - it's where things happen.

September 4, 2003 - This is probably going to be the last update for some time. After 24 years of good service my employer decided my wood was too old and has given me the chop. That said, it didn't stop me from going to the Valley Rally had having a great time. Photos galore here.

For those loyal followers, stop by occasionally because I will revive this site as soon as I have attended to my more pressing financial needs. All the Best  - Wolf.

June 25, 2003 - I have added another great load of "What do they Mean? (8)" pictures. Advertisements that didn't make the market.

June 5, 2003 - I have been dealing with a heap of shit this last month , hence no update. Anyway, as Gopher was saying here "on the other hand..." here's the  First Poker run of the season. This one at the Royal Oak at Knowl Hill.

May 15, 2003 - I revamped the HOG Page and added the Pub night of shame rant.  I also added the May 11 Classic Bike, Rock & Roll Pictures.

April 24, 2003 - Thanks to Steph, once more, for another great collection of poignant signs - now running in "What do they mean (7).

April 22, 2003 - I have finally got round to putting up the John Radcliff run pictures in the Photo section under HOG.

Also a new Killer T Shirt sent in from Australia.

March 17, 2003 - I have put up the convergence run between the Surrey, New Forest, Thames Valley and the Chelsea & Fulham chapters at The Barley Mow Pub, Tilford, near Farnham pictures in the photo section.

Also thanks to Steph for the great collection of road signs - now in What do they mean (6)

March 13, 2003 - I'm going on a ride out with the Thames Valley HOG to meet up with Chelsea and Fulham chapter on the 16 - pictures to follow.

I received a load of pictures of the Japanese having problems with English - New section in What Do they mean ? (5)

March 5, 2003 - I meant to do this a while back - Here's a couple of pictures of Rocky's new Harley. I think this Triumph man is a convert.

February 28, 2003 - Thanks to Timion for the great new T-shirt picture. Apparently this was taken during the anti-Iraq war demonstration in New York. I also got round to putting in the Bergsdalen pictures.

February 20, 2003 - by popular demand I made the Rants and Gags section more printer friendly. I also added another vid in the gags section

February 6, 2003 - Added the Bergen Party Pics.

February 4, 2003  - I started work on the Norwegian Photo section Aerial shots are up.

January 29, 2003 - Another vid added to the gags section.

January 24, 2003 - added What do they mean (1).

January 23, 2003 - rearraged the gag section and added 3 new vids. Also moved The tale of the BMW driver to the rants section - Thanks Mr. Orsm.

January 21, 2003 - just want to run a test on inserting videos. If this works ok then I'll construct a page of some of the best I've received over the years.

So here is one of an idiot being surprised at the result of putting his head into an aligator's mouth. Aligator

January 13, 2003 - Thanks to Mr. Orsm for the following BMW rant. - soon to be included in the Psychotic section.

TALE OF A BMW DRIVER - moved to the Rants section.

January 7, 2003 - Two more photo articles added - What do they mean (3) and What do they mean (4)

January 6, 2003 - I added What do they mean (2)

January 2, 2003 - I had an interesting swim into work today. I noted one other motorcycle on the journey and had a thought - Do all other motorcyclists own cars? Does that mean that motorcycling has become a secondary passtime to all but the very, very few?

I added the Neon Light pictures in the Photo section.

I added the Gags section.

January 1, 2003 - I decided to revamp the whole site. Its been a painful experience but I think the new site has a better look and feel and navigation is a lot easier.

Some of the photo section is still incomplete, but give me a break, eh.

I plan to put in a Gag section featuring some of the thousands of jokes I have received as well as a blue section for the riskier stuff. - Stay tuned