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 I have received a couple of messages expressing a level of
confusion and lack of understanding of some of my more oblique references, like
Latrobe Rolling Rock. Before I go on to enlighten you BE WARNED this process is
not reversible. Once you have seen the light you will never again walk in the
darkness of blissful ignorance. DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER unless you are really
sure you want to proceed. This is no place for idle curiosity. Click BACK NOW!Still here? OK. I take no responsibility for the outcome. It's your decision. Still here? OK then, on your head be it. Latrobe Rolling Rock is not just another beer! Go to your fridge and bring 4 bottles back to the computer now. What do mean you don't have any? Stop looking at the screen and get your sorry ass out of the house and buy a case. Better be sure and buy two. Go on! Right now! There is no point in reading more unless there are 4 bottles ready and waiting by your keyboard. I don't care if you live in Mongolia or Oklahoma. GIT! So now you have what's needed? Good. Open the first bottle and drink. Tastes good, doesn't it. Drink another. Stop reading until the fourth one is drunk. (You may take a break to take a leak). Ready? Think. Go on, think. Is the light of reason starting to glow in your head? Go and re-read all my Psychotic Episodes. It all makes sense now doesn't it? It's all so simple! Now to complete you initiation get up and go to the window, open it and shout in a really loud voice AH SEEN DE LAAHT - LORDEH LORDEH AH SEEN DE LAAHT!! ... five times. If divorce and social disgrace follow it's because those ignorant poor souls fear and despise the enlightened. AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT. Thank you Latrobe. |
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