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Bob on Lonestar |
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note on a phenomenon noticed elsewhere, but for our purposes related to the
Lonestar restaurant located in beautiful downtown King of Prussia, PA. ( Tell
'em Richard sent you! It doesn't mean anything to them, but we like the looks
people get when they do! ) Guys, you've all seen the urinals with the days
headlines posted above them. Well, I don't know about you, but I try to not
spend enough time in there to focus my eyes on the urinal, let alone what's on
the wall. And from the amount of piss anywhere BUT in the hopper, I'd say I'm
not alone. The problem at Lonestar is this... I'm 6'2 ( You Metric people
figure it out yourselves ), and for some reason, Lonestar places the urinal at
about ankle height.Gentlemen, I don't really have enough concentration to try to hit the target AND read the latest headlines, especially when there is a large "African-American" named Bubba ( at least that was the name tattooed on his eyelids ) right behind me in the queue and doesn't really care WHERE he is aiming! I'll take my chances that the home team won/lost/never showed up, and move along, Thank You, Say No More! |
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