As I meander my way across this planet I occasionally come across erected signs that make me wonder if I.Q's in this localle are set below 50 or if the sign writers are endowed with an uncostomary sense of humour. If you have come across any - drop me line with a picture.

 Hm.. well at least it ensures you don't hang about. Although I could probably find less dangerous places to take a leak.

This was at a petrol station in Staffordshire, England

This is between the Island of Sotra and Bergen in the West of Norway. I think most of you can deduce that this indicates that Tractors and motorcycles are prohibted.......

The writing underneath states "DOES NOT APPLY TO MOTORCYCLES!"

Wouldn't it have been easier and cheaper just to have the NO TRACTORS sign?

 Here's a couple that evaded the camera:

In Melbourne a sign on an featureless wall proclaimed:

THIS ATM HAS BEEN MOVED

In a cornish village a small Hotel annouced

HOT AND COLD CAR PARK

But the prize goes for a farmer in Oxfordhsire. I am sure there is a story that surrounds the sign in an empty field that states

DO NOT THROW MUD AT THIS SIGN

Ever wondered where all the ass holes come from?

Well this factory is just outside Bergen in a place called Espeland

Now you know!

Thanks to Chuck Warner for this poignant contribution

Here's some from Melbourne. I think we can all understand this......

But in this context?

I just can't think of an apt comment for this. It speaks for itself

I wonder what they sell? and would you want to buy some?

This caused me to do a double take. The Bergenese are very proud of their composer Grieg. Are they equally proud of the mason who made him 150 years old?

And this is from Bergen too. I found this in the Gents toilet in TGI Friday's . Just what is going to come out of that nozzle and would you put your hand under a Rentokil device?