My thanks to Peter for sending me these Japanese offerings from the ENGRISH site.

I haven't had a good smok in a long time

In case you get caught short

Right! This ought be interesting to try

You have been warned!

Thash my drink... alcools.

No! Don't remove the horny! But then again look at it. If anything was designed for the horny then this is it.

This just defies comment

All you others have to elsewhere.

I'd love to see this on sale in England.

Can you imagine what the window cleaner will say in the morning?